u i VALENTINE ymzwmiWiMWiiwmmiimmixm Western News Democrat NEBRASKA ABANDON SPION KOP WARRENS TROOPS FORCED TO FALL BACK Brief Dispatch from Buller Giving News of the Reverse Dazes Eng landMuch CriticiBm Adverse to Warren Is Heard London The war office posted the fol lowing dispatch Jan 20 from Gen 3uller dated Spearmans camp Thursday Jan 25 noon Gen Warrens garrison I am sorry to fay I find this morning had in the night abandoned Spion kop As a matter of fact Great Britain as sumed the point gained was more con clusive than It really was hence the ex treme revulsion of feeling caused by Bul lers announcement of the abandonment of Spion kop Whatever may be the ex planation of the abandonment of Spion kop it will doubtless have the same tem porary moral effect as a reverse It ap pears to have been so entirely unexpected at the war office that Bullers dispatch caused something in the nature of con sternation The -lobbies were soon crowded and there was evidence on all sides that the news was keenly felt The only official comment was Apparently Warren found the position too hot to hold While Warren is not blamed for retreat ing under what is supposed to have been heavy shell sfire he is severely criticised for occupying a position to which he could oot bring up his artillery FOG CAUSES WRECK Special Train With Indiana Retail liumber Dealers Way cross Ga In a dense fog a special train of the Piatt system having on board about 100 retail lumber dealers from In diana who were en route home from an excursion through southern Georgia and Florida and a freight train crashed to gether head on in the yards here Mr Davis a hardware dealer of Wabash Ind was caught as two cars telescoped and both legs were crushed They will prob ably have to be amputated He may die Mrs Smith who held a baby in her arms Buffered severe injuries to one leg The child was unhurt Thirteen other passen gers were more or less seriously bruised A misunderstanding of the orders for run ning the special train was the cause of the accident So dense was the fog that the engineer could see only a few feet AN INTERNATIONAL CLASH Canadians and Americans Differ as to Fumigation of Mails Spokane Wash International author ities have clashed over the quarantine de clared by British Columbia against east ern Washington mails on account of smallpox Since Jan 23 all the American mall over the Spokane Falls and North ern have been tied up at Northport Wash at the boundary line Canadian offioials insist that the Americans gate the mails The Americans insist that the Canadians disinfect it The matter was referred to Washington and the post master general refuses to give orders to disinfect mall on this side The Canadi ans referred the matter to Ottawa and the dispute Is being waged between the Can adian and American postal authorities Meanwhile tons of mail is being stacked ap at Northport CHASED BY TEXAS STEERS Five Persons Injured in the Chi- cago Sto 3c Yards Chicago Five persons were injured and packing house employes were thrown Into a panic by three wild Texas steers ohased by cowboys in the stock yards The injured Frank Vaughan hand lacerated bunted by steer thrown under box car Charles Fowler wrist sprained James OBrien leg injured Mat Burke hand cut and wrist sprained Geo Mullen arm cut bunted by steer The steers were stampeeded by a firo bell TEN DAYS OVERDUE Some Anxiety Is Beginning to Be Pelt for the Ashanti Halifax 2f S The mail steamer Ash anti is nearly ten days overdue from Liver pool It is believed she met a mishap in the recent heavy weather and some anxiety Is beginning to be felt Elections in Canada Ottawa Ont Election for the Domin ion house of commons were held in seven onstltuencies in Quebec Ontario and Manitoba last week Fourstraight liberals two Independent liberals and one conserv itive were returned Thousands III with Grip Rome There are several thousand cases f influenza here The Lycee Cavour at Tour is closed There are 10000 influenza cases in that city and many thousands are reported all over Italy Jjawton Fund Amounts to 03364 Washington The Lawton home fund according to a statement issued by Gen Corbin amounts to 93364 - Smallpox in the Territory Independence Kan Several traveling lalesmen who got caught in the Indian Territory smallpox quarantine have es caped to Inedpendenco and made their way to their homes in different parts of the state There are several cases of the dis ease in the territory To Exchange Prisoners London According to a special dis patch from Pretoria it is reported there that fourteen field coronets will be ex changed for fourteen British officers STATE 01 NEBRASKA NEWS OF THE VEEK IN A CON- DENSED FORM Railroads Ask the State Board of Transportation to Restore the Hundred Pound Rates Also Want Suit Dismissed Other Items The state board of transportation has been asked by the railroads doing business in Nebraska to rescind its order of two years ago restoring carload rates on ship ments of livestock They contend that the rtinge from the carload to the 100 pound rates does not materially increase the cost of transportation especially on large shipments The board is also asked to have dismissed the case now pending in the district court of Douerlas County against the Union PaciGc Railroad to re cover fines for the violation of the order The petition was considered by the Board of Transportation and its secretaries in executive session at Lincoln Jan 20 at the conclusion of which it was decided to defer the whole matter for a couple of days The strictest secrecy prevailed at the close the board being extremely reticent regarding the proceedings The strongest pressure is being brougiit to bear to secure compliance with the request of the railroads The secretaries of the state board of transportation on the 22d inst have fixed the hearing of the live stock rate case for Feb G CARLOAD RATES FOR STOCK Secretaries Served Railroads With a Copy of the Order The state board of transportation on the 23d inst investigated the alleged failure of its secretaries in 1897 to serve the railroads with a copy of theiorder restoring carload rates on live stock The finding of the board shows that while no return was re corded a copy of the order was mailed to each company violating its commands and that only one company has so far denied having received it Seeks Damages for Slander James Ilamons has filed suit at Colum bus against John Mirra for 10000 dam ages Both are farmers and live near Lindsay Last November a son of Hamons shot and killed Daniel Ducy jr while they were hunting ducks At the time it was generally conceded to have been an accident Hamons alleges in his petition that Mirra has frequently declared that the shooting was willful and deliberate and that he Hamons the plaintiff knew that it was to occur The petition also recites that Mirra lias at divers times tried to or ganize a crowd to lynch both the plaintiff and his minor son Hamons asserts that he has been brought into public scandal and disgrace because of this Fighting Paymaster Dead Brig Gen T H Stanton U S A former paymaster general died in Omaha the 23d inst of a complication of liver and stomach troubles aged 65 Gea Stanton was a native of Indiana ran away from school to serve under John Brown and Gen Lane during the Kansas troubles served with distinction during the civil war and in a number of Indian campaigns Ho was paymaster of the department of the Platte with headquarters in Omaha in 1889 and again in 1890 and 1891 In 1895 he was made paymaster general with head quarters in Washington whereheremained until he retired last December Health Board Has no Money David Cope a farm hand in the employ of George Vanier two miles east of Dubois was taken sick last week with smallnox Application was immediately made to the state board of health for aid to which Dr B F Crummer chairman replied that owing to the failure of the last legislature to make an appropriation the board was powerless to act The peo ple of the vicinity are seriously alarmed A rigid quarantine has been established and every measure taken to prevent an epidemic Cockroaches in Stew Sport Harris and Cliff Hendricks were arrested in Omaha recently in consequence of having objected to cockroaches in their oyster stew The two men are alleged to - have abused a girl waiter in a Chinese res taurant on accoimt of finding cookroaches swimming in their soup Dick Bryan is said to have taken the girls part By standers say that the two thereupon as saulted and knocked him down and then ran away Arrests followed Seven Runaway Boys Arrested Seven small boys from Omaha and South Omaha faced Mayor Piatt at police head quarters in Grand Island the other day They had come to the latter city on the Union Pacific train No 3 late at night and were taken in charge by the police The boys had run away from home Mayor Piatt did not know what to do with them so they were turned loose to make their way home as best they could Returning of a Missing Man After an absence of seventeen days Ham ilton Stafford the farmer who disappeared so mysteriously from Cortland on Jan 3 returned home Jan 23 from Erie Pa He went to Lincoln on business expecting to return home the same evening but was not heard of for ten days when he was located in the east He has made no state ment of the reasons for his queer actions Jerome Denied a New Trial Judge Grimison at Fremont overruled the motion for a new trial in the case of Edward Jerome chargel with shoot ing TJ S Pope with intent to kill Sen tence was deferred in order to give the defendant an opportunity to file a bill of exceptions at the expense of the county The defendant says he is without means Bad Temper Results in Divorce Judge Grimison at Fremont granted Lars P Jensen a divorce from Annie Jensen on the ground of cruelly The evidence showed that Annie had a bad temper and occasionally pounded her husband and threatened to kill him Disappears Leaving Many Debts Walter S Cox a brakeman who has lived at Table Rock the last four years disappeared after drawing his pay last week He left debts to the amount of 300 His wire says she knows nothing of his whereabouts Fnrnituro Factory to Be Started Grand Island is to have a furniture fac tory Joseph Soudermann will leave for the east in a fewdas to purchase the ma chinery A large building has been rented for a term of- years with option of purchase- 4 CHILD KIDNAPED Excitement in Omaha School Over Aged Mans Actions There was excitement in the Mason Street school at Omaha last week because of a supposed case of kidnaping the victim being Maude Tompkins the 12-year-old daughter of W E Tompkins The little girl had been called out of the class room by an aged man who introduced himself to the principal as the childs grandfather The principal left them alone for a mo ment and an instant later saw them hur rying down the street She sent Mauds little brother who attends the same school to notify his father of the supposed abduc tion A police investigation developed the fact that the old man is John Hanley who with his aged wife lives on a farm near Reynolds this state The child used to live with them Two mouths ago she came to Omaha on a visit and her father put her in the Child Saving Institute and had her sent to school Her parents are separated For six years the matter of her custody has been in the courts The old people on the farm have been lonesome since Maude left so the old man cut all red tape and took the girl into his care She was willing to go with him Prairie Fire Hits Ranchers A fifty-eight-mile wind swept the vicin ity adjoining Ainsworth Jan 21 A flying spark from the chimney of a ranchmans house five miles west of Wood Lake re sulted in a very bad prairie fire burning out the ranches of P E Wautz Mat Day and J J Davis besides many hundred tons of hay on other ranches Another prairie fire started a little west of Johnstown and south of the railroad track on the same date and fanned by a fierce gale it swept on licking up stacks of hay barns and stock Know Vinegar from Firewater A bootlegger from Decatur attempted to take advantage of the condition of some Omaha reservation Indians who had filled up on bad whisky ne sold them a gallon of vinegar lor whisky The trick was soon discoverd and the Indians went after the bootleggers scalp He clinibe a tree The affair was compromised by he bootlegger returning their money However he did not leave his high point of retreat until the enraged party of drunken warnoib had departed Dewey to Visit the State A special from Washington says that Representatives Burkett and Stark called on Admiral Dewey and invited him to visit Beatrice next Fourth of July on the oc casion of the Chautauqua meeting The Nebraska members were most courteously received by the admiral who assured them that it would afford him great pleasure to accept their invitation All additional de tails will be settled by correspondence and personal conferences between the members and the admiral Suit for Services to Priest The attention of Judge Fawcett and a ury was taken up a whole day at Ne braska City last week by the suit of Mary Seymour against the estate of the late Catholic priest Rev Eugene Cusson to recover for services preformed for the de fendant during his lifetime The jury re turned a verdict for 27331 Boy Killed in an Accident A 7-year-old son of John Lane living near Prairie Creek while leading a cow to water met with an accident resulting in death The halter rope became tangled about the childs wrist when the cow be gan to run dragging him adistanceof forty yards He was found unconscious and died the following day Big Freight Train One of the largqst freight trains that has ever been hauled over the Union Pacific was brought from Cheyenne to Sidney last week There were eighty eight cars in the train representing 3033 tons or 7266 000 pounds This beats the record of any road the world Ask Governor to Pardon Bolln A petition signed by seventy four citi zens of Omaha asking for the pardon of Henry Bolln was presented to Gov Poyn ter recently Another petition of a simi lar nature signed by several hundred cit izens is already on file in the executive office Nebraska Short Notes Beaver City is to have a large new hotel this coming season Hamilton County has 1100 in the bond fund after paying all its bonded indebted ness The various churches at Tecumseh have united in holding a series of revival meetings The Tecumseh Military Band has been appointed the official band of the order of Royal Highlanders of the state of Ne braska The little daughter of Mr and Mrs Eugene McClellen of Hastings fell into a tub of hot soapsuds and when taken out was dead Hastings is now experiencing its first mad dog scare for several years From in dications about half the dogs on the south side of the city will have to be killed The residence of Charles E Joyce was set on fine at Weeping Water by Mrs Joice who it is supposed is insane She was severely burned The retdence was destroyed At the last meeting of the town board of St Edward an ordinance was passed es tablishing fire limits and prohibiting the erection of frame buildings within the limits without special permission James Myers a hardware dealer of Humphrej fell down stairs recently and as a result died On the 26th of this month a party of Holt County citizens began their jour ney for the faraway Klondike The party consists of Jack Meals Cheever Haze let A T Potter Will Keeley Ralph Evans and Lloyd Gillespie Alfalfa seed is proving to be quite a bo nanza to the Lincoln County farmers who were fortunate enough to be able to save it from the ravages of the grasshoppers last summer It brings 6 in the local markets and there is a very strong demand for it The new town of in Custer County is enjoyingaboom The chances are that Albion will in the near future have a fine civic order hall in which to hold meetings as the Work men Woodmen Maccabees and perhaps one or two of the other organizations are now considering the feasibity of erecting such a building j The youngest male child of J E Brown a Ponca insurance agent drank a let of carbolic acid and is in a critical condition Mrs Brown has been in the habit of using carbolic acid in her house cleaning While scrubbing the floor she used some of the acid and set the bottle de srn in reach of her baby yjjbjiaAJxaya4ui4 VS X rrrrrm BY CHARLOTTE M BRAEME CHAPTER XIV Sir Basil walked slowly up the avenue he looked tired and pale not at all like Shadows in a gay or eager bridegroom his eyes told of sleepless nights of weary anys of sad thoughts Yet he had in his mtsner something of the man who has fought a good fight and has overcome He reflected as lie walked between the long lines of leafless trees that after all he was more fortunate than most men He had known the rapture of true love even though it had lasted so short a time How well he remembered the first morning he came to Brentwood and the beautiful face shining in the midst of the passion flowers What a fatal morning it had been for him He could recall the peculiar expression of Leahs face the first moment her eyes met his and she had told him since that in that first mo ment she had loved him How loving and faithful she had been to him ever since How many men would give their lives for the love she lavished on him and he was so cold I will make it all up to her he thought and then through the leafless trees he saw the terraces and the pretty balustrate where the great clusters of passion flowers grew in summer the very spot in Which he had first seen her and unless he was mistaken she was there now Yes he could see the folds of a long blass dress on the white stones of the terrace he could see one white hand lying idly on the ledge where the brown tendrils looked withered and dead She was looking toward the house He would go to her noiselessly and take her in his arms he would kiss her and say loving words to her One arm was half round her and his dark handsome head bent over heir be fore he perceived that the beautiful masses of hair were of gold The next moment the fair face seemed to flash into his own a cry came from the pale lips a great shock overwhelmed them t There was a terrible moment of fear and pain of bewilderment and surprise followed by a deep silence that was full of agony Then faintly from him came the name Hettie so tremulously spok en that it was like a sigh Hettie he repeated is it you She shrank back with a little wailing cry that seemed to go straight to his heart Could it be Hettie Was that the gold en head which had lain for a few happy minutes on his breast Was that the fair pale face which he had covered with kisses and tears Could it be the girl whom he had left by the sea Uever to meet again Is it really Hettie he said and he laid his hand upon hers as though he half fancied she would melt into thin air I cannot trust my own eyes Speak one word to me Are you really Hettie Ray Do you not know me she said re proachfully Surely I am Hettie Ray just as surely as I am the most miserable girl m the wide world Hettie Hettie what brought you here He made no attempt to caress her He drew back from her and looked at her with wild troubled eyes What has brought you here he repeated I have tried my best I have fought a fiercer fight with my heart than any man ever fought and now when I had begun to hope for peace you rise from the very ground as it were before me Hettie in heavens name tell me whatltrings you here The face before him was miserable enough there was the very anguish of woe in the blue eyes Do you no4 know she said slowly who I am You are Hettie Ray he replied Alas dIslA she cried wringing her hands I begin to see now I begin to understand What have I done that heaven should punish me so What have I done Hettie he said gently I do not un derstand What is the matter Who are you she cried She stood before him with her hands clasped her pale face raised hanging as it were on the words that were to fall from his lips Who are you she repeated Do not keep me in suspense Tell me quickly Still no glimmer of the truth came to him He wondered at the intense anx iety of her manner I forgot he said you never knew my name I am Sir Basil Carlton of Glon She repeated the words after him her white lips trembling They brought no memory to her Sir Basil Carlton she repeated I do not mean that Who are you Tell me for heavens sake are you Leahs fiance They said that Leahs lover was coming to day Heaven cannot be so cruel you cannot be Leahs fiancee I am Leahs lover my poor darling fce said sadly And she loves you so Oh how has it happened We were talking about you the other day no this morning It seems to me long since she told me about her lover and how she loved him Oh heav en how it all comes back to me I told her such a great love could never be a happy one but how little I thought She paused and then after a minutes silence she looked at him again You she said axe Leahs lover She loves you so dearly she said she should die if she were parted from you And you I remember you told me that you did not love her that it was circumstances that led to the engagement And she loves you so Oh hapless Leah oh miserable thrice wretched me She shrank back against the withered sprays of the passion flowers All her strength and youth seemed to leave her her white face and wild eyes were terri ble td see Half frightened because of her despair he drew nearer to her Hettie he said what is Leah to you Tell me who you are Do you not k iow she said Have they not told you Told me what he cried What is yjuijjAAjAt a- X t f h A sickening sense of insecurity camo to her If neither Leah nor Sir Arthur had said anything to him what could she -say Was he to know all about her If she told him that she was Leahs sister and that they were both daughters of Martin Ray what would happen Her heart grew faint with dread and pain She held out her hands to meet him with an imploring gesture Do you not know she said Can you not guess who I am How can I Why Hettie what need is there for mystery You can have nothing to fear in telling me What brings you Martin Rays daughter here to Brentwood and what are you to Leah You cannot guess she said You have no idea None I cannot guess What are you keeping from me Hettie My story and Leahs she replied and I cannot tell it to you You must ask them to tell it The quick footstep of one of the men servants was heard on the terrace With out a word Sir Basil went to meet him Sir Arthur would be glad to see you in the library at once Sir Basil said the man If he felt any curiosity about the figure crouching against the balus trade he gave no sign Say that I will be there in a few minutes was the reply and the man went away Sir Basil turned to Hettie Let me take you to the house Het tie he said You must not remain here I cannot go You must leave me here I cannot walk she said I cannot stand Do you not see how I tremble You must leave me My darling he began Hush Basil she said Remember you are Leahs lover Her eyes were dim with tears as she watched him Leahs lover and then as he went slowly down the terrace a mist seemed to rise before her she sway ed to and fro staggered and helpless lifeless fell suddenly to the ground CHAPTER XV Sir Arthur was alone and so preoccu pied with his own thoughts that he did not notice the pallor and agitation of Leahs lover He shook hands with him and welcomed him home most heartily I am glad to see you Basil he said I assure you that some of us have found the past ten days very long ones We have had a very unpleasant anxious time of it since we parted I am thankful it is over There remains a duty perhaps even more disagreeable and that is to tell you a story which I would fain have buried in oblivion A story repeated Sir Basil This then was what Hettie meant when she said they had something to tell him You will always remember Basil that it is I who have kept this secret from you It was by my desire my wish that I nothing was said Leah would have had it otherwise if I had let her have her own way The fault if there be any fault lies with me You can judge w hen I have told you Let me add this if anything which I tell you should be ad verse to your tastes and opinions you are free as air Leah would not bind you You have but to say the word Nothing can free me from Leah he said and Sir Arthur in his satisfaction at the words did not notice the tone of the speakers voice At first Sir Basil seemed hardly to real ize the words he heard they passed over him as it were then they began to strike on his brain Some faint glimmer of the truth came to him when he heard the name of Martin Ray enough to turn him faint and dizzy to make his heart beat wildly He never forgot that hour From the window he saw the sunshine on the dis tant hills and woods on the bare branches of the trees on the white stone terraces and the evergreen a little robin redbreast flew up and down the wind blew the brown branches of a dead against the Window panes He never forgot one detail The general wondered at his silence and when he had finished his story wait ed for his young companion to speak Still Sir Basil sat with his face to the win dow silent and still You are not angry Basil said Sir Arthur gently You are not vexed at this concealment Not in the least he replied I think it was most natural for you to act as you did in the circumstances I do not blame you nor as I told you before does the disclosure affect me in the smallest de gree I am only sorry that I did not know the truth from the first If he had known it all this trouble would have been avoided If you are not vexed or annoyed tell me what makes you look so st ratif r jwrii mrjij TJnIlVI e Do I look strange Then it must be because I do not feel quite myself this morning Perhaps my journey has tired me and I wiis in a hurry to come over here Have you seen Leah asked Sir Ar thur No not yet One of the footmen met me on the terrace and told me that you desired to see me ftir Basil was epen and honest as the day He hated deceit and he paused now to think whether he should tell the general anything of his adventures at Southwood It could answer no purpose do no good It would only lead to in tolerable complications No harm had been intended in keeping a secret from him he in his turn might surely keep a secret from Sir Arthur and Leah above all when the revelation of it would cause only misery His conscience was quite clear He decided to keep his secret no one there need ever suspect that he had known Martin Ray I am sure yon will be pleased and we shall all be the happier for her coming continued the general Hettie has not been with us many days and not many hours here at Brentwood yet I have found her a very pleasant addition tt our home circle I like to hear the slaters laugh and talk together King Fianci was right when he said that a court with out ladies was like a garden without flowers A house without women is a desert And now Basil that I hav toid you all let it die Let us enjoy our selves let us be happy and bury tfte past that has nothing pleasant in it When you see Leah tell her that you know all and that it makes no difference she will be perfectly happy then As he spoke the general heard some slight confusion a sound of footsteps subdued murmur I I am afraid there is somctliitis wrong he said to Basil What is tV matter he asked turning to the scr rant who had entered Miss Hettie is ill sir replied the man Miss Hatton found her fajaiS Sim on the terrace and ordered her to bur carried to her room Sir Basils face turned ghastly white If she were ill it was his fault He ought not to have left her he shojfld have remained with her and risked all Sir Basils thoughts were gloomy ones as he walked home to Glen What was he to do This state of things couldnfbt last Even if ho could control himjfr Leah was so quick that she would sjjpn perceive what it was that was ambs with Hettie and then WeUhc thought it would be far easier to iftjt death in any shape than to meet Lxpih after she knew his secret He could Tjot witness Hetties suffering nor could W bear to think of Leahs despair He c3ld not understand the difficulties by wrfc he was encompassed he was like itfiie groping in the dark He determine fejcwtt he would rest his brain and his thoughts and then decide - It was easier to plan than to do No rest no sleep came to him that nigbt Th sisters seemed to stand on either side of his pillow Hettie whom he worshiped Leah who loved him He told himself that if this lasted much longer he should go mad The morning brought him sad intelli gence a note from Leah saying tbufc Hettie was ill and that the doctor foe whom they had sent in all haste pro nounced it a dangerous case of brain fever Come over as soon as you can and comfort me iBasal I cannot endure to hink that I have found my sister oitfy to lose her If she dies I have murdered her her said to himself bitterly v He went over at once and fauna the whole household in despair The geirara met him with outstretched hand and grave face Brain fever he said Batol what can have caused brain fevef JL cannot understand it And she is in danger really in danger Poor pretty Hettiet What is to be done There was no need for Sir Basil to ex press his sympathy If anything could have comforted Sir Arthur in this hour of his distress it would have been the- hearty honest evident grief of his young companion It was a melancholy time For many days the shadow of death lay over the household There were hushed voices silent footsteps and fervent prayers for the beautiful young girl who lay quite unconscious of all that passed Every thing that skill and lore could suggest was done but for many days the issue was doubtful It was Leahs first ex perience of illness or physical suffering and it impressed her greatly None of the sufferers words were intelligible her utterance was oniy an inarticulate murmur vague and terrible Onco or twice -when Leah was with her she thought she overheard the word Glen but she concluded it must havebeen fancy It brought no meaning to her-al-though it was the name of her home - During those long weeks of weary suf fering no man could have been more mis erable than Sir Basil He wandered round the house like a shadow He could not bear to leave it nor could he bear to be left alone He seemed to spend the greater part of the day in asking but one question from different people How is she now Ho grew thin pale and hag gard years seemed to have f alien on him Leah was troubled aboutN him aud warned him to be careful for he looked as though he were about to have a sever illness himself To be continued Mr Josh Simkins on Etiquette f Ive studied up on etiquette Read every book that I could get And yet There isnt one in all the lot That tells a feller it is not De rigger to eat pie For breakfast hence why shouldnt I fc And furthermore I cannot find In all the books I call to mind A single line That gives a reason worth a whoop- Agamsc a secona piate or soup When fellers dine And as for eating marrowfats Without a spoon I think that that A fool ish sort of rule j When I eat peas Ill do as I darn please And what is more till Im a snob C Ill eat my corn straight off the cob And sparrergrass Ill eat as I Have always done in days gone by A sort of dangling from the sky A sort of gift from heaven come Held twixt my finger and my thumW And as for those peculiar things Called finger bowls I vow by jing3l I wilLnot use em at they say The bon tons uses a to day If my hands aint both good and cleans The pump is where its alwaysbeea And far as ever I could see Its plenty good enough for meV I dont stand much on etiquette And yet Im too polite to wash my paws At table spite of social laws -Harpers Bazar - leather Hadnt TmcT Johnny I wanted to go fLsMn to dajr but me father made me come to Sun day school instead Teacher Ah thats a father to be proud of Did he explain why yot shouldnt fish to day Yesm he said he haduM time to dlgr bait for two Philadelphia Record The word abandon originally signified to run away from your colors J -v C y HI