Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, January 11, 1900, Image 4

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    "I have used Aycr's Hair
Vigor for a great many years
and it has been very satisfactory
to me in every way. I have
recommended it to a great many
of my friends and they have all
been perfectly satisfied with it. "
Mrs. A. Edwards , San Fran
cisco , Cat. . Feb. 9 , 1899.
That's always the way with
our Hair Vigor. When per
sons use it they are always so
highly pleased with it that they
tell their , fiends about it.
If you $ hair is short , too
thin , splits at the ends , is rough ,
or is falling out , our Hair Vigor
will perfectly satisfy you.
If your hair is just a little
gray , or perfectly white , Ayer's
Hair Vigor will bring back to it
all the dark , rich color it had
years and years ago. *
Write the Doctor
If you do not obtain all the benefits you
desire from the use of the Vigor , write
the Doctor about it. Ho will tell you just
the right thing to do , and will send you
his book on the Hair and Scalp if you
request it. Address ,
Dr. J. C. AVER , Lowell , Mass.
ACTS GENTLY ON THE
KIDNEYS , LIVER
AND BOWELS
THE-SYSTEM
f. jm EFFECTUALLY
Il3& _ c.-v sfESr'-tjsx&r
PERMANENTLY.
BUT THE GENUINE-MANT D
oR ]
fOa SAU St All DRUGGISTS PSJCt 50t PtR SCT71I.
FOR 14 GENTS !
We wish to gain this yen 00.000 '
new customers , and hence offer I
IPkg. Citr Garden Beet , lOc i
r .E rl'et EmeraldCncnmberlKo i
LaOrosie Market Lettuce , 16c .
Strawberry Mulon , 15c
13 Day Radl b. lOo '
KarlJ-Ripe Cftbb ee , lOc I
Karlr Dinner Onion. lOc
" Brilliant Flower Se di. 15e
Worth $1.00 , for 14 cents.
Above 10 PlcgsTworth 91.00 , we will
mail jou free , together with our
great Catalog- , telling all about
SAIZES'S MILLION DOLLAR POTATO
npon receiptotthis notice < tl4c.
tinipg. We inrite your trade , and
know when rots i
cede you will never do without.
0 Prizes on Sailer's laoo rar-
et earliest Tomato Giant on earth , C.N.
J01L.1 A. S1LZZR SEED CO. , LA CROSSE , 1TIB.
CUBAN HAD THE RIGHT IDEA.
A.muslny Mistake of One Who Tried to
remember the Conntcraiga.
Many of our volunteers who fought
in Cuba and came Into personal con
tact with the Cuban patriot army un
der Gomez have more or less amusing
stories to tell of the peculiar brand of
military discipline which prevailed
the half-naked half-armed half-
among - , - , -
starved soldiery which had so long de-
fled the best troops Spain could send
against them or rather after them
for if they were only half-armed their
equipment of legs was complete and
efficient , and as runners they could be
outpaced only by Filipinos. Spaniards
were no match for them as sprinters.
Their idea of discipline , however , was a
thing to marvel at , and caused as much
amused comment among our soldiers
as our own ideas of discipline evoke
from the English martinets. Pernaps
the most interesting of these Cubans
were the few who had at one time been
in this country , earning a living as
cigar-makers in Florida. It is related
of one of these Cubans who was ex
tremely proud of being able to speak
"United States , " that after the junc
tion of our army with that of Gomez
he wanted to leave camp one evening
to return about midnight , and receiv
ing permission to do so was informed
that tbe password for that night would
be "Schley , " and that he had better not
forget it , if he did not want to be shot
for a spy by the sentry. The Cuban
went away , repeating the magic word
over and over to himself , so as to be
sure of remembering it. A little after
midnight he made his way buck to
camp and was halted by the sentry's
challenge , "Who goes there ? "
"Friend , " replied the Cuban.
"Advance , friend , arad give the coun
tersign , " said the sentry.
The Cuban stepped nearer , and with
out a moment's hesitation triumphant
ly hissed into the astonished sentry's
face the word "Foxy ! "
. Syndicated.
He Are all J. Millionaire Crawford's
( laughters married ?
She Yes , all five of them.
He Married some English syndicate ,
I suppose ? Harlem Life.
STATE OF OHIO. CITV OF TOLEDO , 1 *
LUCAS COUNTiT , ) & 3-
FRANK J. CJIEXEY makes oath that ho Is the
senior partner of the Jinn of F. J. CIIEKEV &
Co. , doing business in the City of Toledo. County
and State aforesaid , and that said firm will pay
the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLAllSfor eacli
and every case of CATAUKII that cannot bo
cured by the use of HALL'S CATAKKH CUKE.
FEANIv J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed iu my pres
ence , tills ( Jth day of December , A. D. 1SSC.
A- wGLEASON. .
Notary Public.
Hall's Catarrli Cure Is taken internally and
acts directly on the blood and mucus surfaces of
the system. Send for testimonials , free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO. , Toledo , Ohio.
by druggists , 75c.
Would Ward Off Water.
The Physician You have a coat on
your tongue.
The Colonel I sincerely hope it is a
mackintosh. Indianapolis Journal.
Florida , "West Indies and Central
America.
The facilities of the Louisville & Xash-
ville Railroad for handling tourists and
travelers destined for all points in Florida ,
Cuba , Porto Ilico , Central America , or for
Xassau , are unsurpassed. Double daily
lines of sleeping cars are run from Cincin
nati , Louisville , Chicago and St. Louis
through Jacksonville to interior Florida
points , and to Miami , Tampa and 3S"e\v
Orleans , the ports of embarkation for the
countries mentioned. For folders , etc. ,
write Gco. B. HOKXEK , D. P. A. , St.
Louis , Mo.
Those Short Skirts.
"Look at Miss Bunk in her rainy-
day skirt. "
"Great Scott ! She must be expect
ing a flood. "
To Cure a Cold In One Day
Take Laxative Bromq Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund the nioney if it fails to cure.
25c. E. W. Grove's signature is on each box.
Adulteration of Radishes.
Even radishes are adulterated now in
Berlin. They are dipped into aniline
dye to make them look fresh and pink.
VITALITY low. debilitated or exhausted cured by
Dr. Kline's Invigorating Tonic. i'KEE $1 Trial Bottle
containing2 weeks' treatment. lr. Kline's Institute ,
831 Arch Street , Philadelphia. Founded 187L
It Is believed that the most ancient
dictionary in the world is the Chinese
lexicon , compiled by Pacut-she , a thou
sand years before Christ.
Piso's Remedy for Catarrh gives imme
diate relief , allays inflammation , restores
taste and smell , heals the sores and cures
the disease.
First moth ( in the cedar chest ) Did
you have a good dinner ? Second ditto
-Great. All wool and a yard wide.
Philadelphia Record.
Mrs. WlnsloWs SOOTHING STBUP Tor Children
teething : softens the earns , reduces inflammation ,
allays sain , cores wind colic. 25 cents a bottle.
Pride is increased by ignorance ; those
assume the most who know the least.
Gay.
AN APPEAL TO HUMANITY GENERALLY
\Ve need your assistance in announcing to the world the GREATEST REMEDY that Science
bas ever produced , and you need our assistance to secure relief for yourself anc * friends through
' " . "
SWANSON'S 5 DROPS.
13 C ? RJi C F / O 1 1 IQ d E ? MJR E ? As surely as the American Navy has
A K EL iWI EL UJ I V9 W r1 K & SwI & conquered and will conquer all that
opposes it , so will " 5 DROPS" unfailinirlv conquer all diseases like Rheumatism , Sciatica , Neural
gia , Lumbago , Catarrh of all kinds. ASTHMA , Dyspepsia , Backache , Sleeplessness , Nervousness ,
Heart Weakness , Toothache , Earache , Creeping Numbness , Bronchitis ,
Liver and Kidnev Troubles , etc. , etc. , or anv disease for which w recom
mend it. " 5 DROPS" is the name and the dose. " 5 DROPS" is per
fectly harmless. It" does not contain Salicylate of Soda nor Opiates in any
form. The Child cun use it as well as the Adult.
Head carefully what Mr. L. R. Smith , of El Dorado Springs , Mo. ,
writes us under date of Nov. 27 , 1899 , . s > n a
B. " % M
also MarUin Bowers , of Cars ghar , Ohio , I'M ' IS" II Ef L i 15 I A
under date of Dec , 16th , 1899 : mm " " * * * B * * " "
I do not know how to express how wonderful I think your " 5 DROPS"
medicine is. I was suffering intensely with NEURALGIA and thoueht for a
month that I would have to die. One day a lady called to see me and brought
[ TRADE MARK. ! me an advertisement of vour " 5 DROPS. " I resolved to try it and sent for
a sample bottle. Have been taking it for three weeks and nave not had an
attackof suffering blnce I took the first dose. I believe it has saved my life. This statement is pos
itively true. I shall also take pleasure in recommending your " 5 DROPS" for the cure of NEU
RALGIA. L , . E. SMITH ,
El Dorado Springs , > Io. , Nov. 27,1899.
& U F I I HJI A. 1"IQtlUi Your " 5 DROPS" cametJhand or the llth of last month
TCL IT ! d U Iwl PQ I I C iWI and was glad to receive it , for I was suffering at the time
vith untold agonies. Te first dose helped me out of my pain on short notice. Bless the name of
God for it. It will do all you say it will and more too. J had severe pains all over my bodv , when
night came I could not sleep. The worst pain was in my Ji-ft leg. I could not put my foot to the
floor without suffering great pain. Have used four different kinds of medicine for RHEUMATISM
and got no relief until I got your " 5 DROPS , " which gave me immediate relief as above stated.
MARTAX UOWKRS. Box 83 , Caraghar , Ohio , Dec 16,1899.
" Q D A Y to cnable suffers to give " 5 DROPS" at least a trial , wo will send a sample bottle ,
* * w turn. v prepaid by mail for 25c. A sample bottle will convince you. Also , large bottles
1300 doses ) f 1.00 , 6 bottles for I5/ Sold by u < , .and ageiitF. AGENTS WANTED in New Territory. Don't wilt
W.ite oowl sWANSON RHEUMATIC CURE CO. , 160 to 164 Lake St. , CHICAGO , ILL.
Proof of the Pudding
in the Eating.
His not what we s&y , but < whai Hood's
Sarsaparilla does , thai tells the story.
Thousands of people give the proof by
telling of rema.Tka.ble cures by Hood's Sar
saparilla. of Scrofula , Salt Rheum , Dys
pepsia , Catarrh , Rheumatism , and att
other blood diseases and debfltty.
LOCAL
CATARRH
and
CLIMATIC
Nothing but a local
remedy or change of cli
mate will core
CATARRH.
The specific is
Ely's Cream Balm
It fs quickly Absorbed.
Gives Relief at once.
Opens and cleanses the
Nasal Passages.
Allaya Inflammation. pfll Q Ifo M Cj
Heals and Protects the wVJUirf I feJ
Membrane. Restores the Senses of Taste and Smell.
No Mercury. No Injurious drag. Regular Size , 50
cents ; Family Size. $1.00 at Druggists or fay mail.
ELY BROTHERS , 06 Warren Street , New York.
A Skin of Beauty is a Joy Forever.
. T. FEMX COUKAUH'S OKIENTAL
DK. CREAM , OK MAGICAL BKAUTIFIEK.
Removes Tan. Pimples. Freckles ,
Moth 1'atches , llmh , and Skin
_ _ diseases , and every blemish on
fcSSS zGf L foSF vbeauty , and dcfl
glS E'lS /0 fldetecilon. It has
r -o ) = ? / >
& i 8fe da , awl100 * u3 o w
5 .2oaW S5 ? lllM/earsi ana , ls.s. . . °
SmS _ . r K * * W W J/ harmless we taste it .
to be gure it is prop.
erly made. Accept
no counterfeit ot
similar name. Dr.L.
A. Sayro Bald to a
lady o the baut-ton
( a patient ) : "As you
ladies will use them ,
1 recommend 'Qour-
nud's Cream' as the
Ica&t harmful of all
the Skin prepara
tions. " For sale by
all Dnipjrists and
Efcrcy-Goods Dealers in the U. S. , Cauadas , and Europe-
FERD. T. HOPKINS. J'rop'r. 27 Great Jones St. , 2f.Y.
Cures Croup and Whooping-Cough
Unexcelled for Consumptives. Gives
quick , sure results. Kefuse substitutes.
Dr. Butts Pills cu re biliousness. Trial , zoforjc.
MAM APED in everv county in the United
ntAllAULn States to handle the best paying
business known. Now , legitimate and reliable.
Terms free. Address , JMIOEXIX CO. , Uc
II , 114 West 34th St. , New Yorlc City.
TkIM JOHN W.I
HiS Washington , p.C.
'Successfully ' Prosecutes Claims.
I Late Principal Sxfimlnor U.S. Pension Bureau.
[ 3yislnciviliTar 10 adjudicating claims. attysiuea
The Impossible She.
. Miss Mary KIngsley , tbe intrepid ex
plorer , lias recently related a personal
experience in "Tbe Woman at Home"
which shows the disadvantage at which
a "feminine bachelor" finds herself in
a cannibal country. Not , we hasten to
add , because a spinster is less tooth
some than a matron , but because can
nibals do not understand the bachelor
woman.
Miss Kingsley had to answer many
enibarrassing questions in West Afri
can wilds as to why she had not a hus
band and family , and found it awk
ward to explain her position. On one
occasion she was being rowed to An-
daude by a native who called himself
Samuel. His wife sat in the stern of
the boat. Presently Samuel began a
conversation in his best English.
"Where be your husband , ma. ? " ask
ed he , after looking at Miss Kingslay
curiously for a time.
"I no got one , " she answered.
"No got ! " said Sam , paralyzed with
astonishment. After an interval he re
covered himself and returned to the
charge. "No got a husband , ma ? "
"No , " said Miss Kingsley furiously.
"Do you get much rubber round here ? "
"Me no trade man , " replied Samuel ,
refusing to fall into her trap for chang
ing conversation. "Why you no got one ,
ma ? "
"Because I haven't , " retorted Miss
Kingsley.
But this Intensely feminine reply
failed to satisfy- Samuel , and she had
to run the gantlet of further ques
tions and comments until her adven
tures in wading swamps , shooting rap
ids and penetrating forests , in which
she had hitherto felt pardonable pride ,
paled to insignificance beside the great
est of all adventures , to the cannibal
mind , that of getting married. Then ,
to cap it all , it was not long before it
was generally believed in West Africa
that she was a sort of Dido , Queen of
Carthage , in search of a husband ! -
The Actress Was Feted.
A few weeks ago a pretty little Paris
ian actress was appearing at a theater
in Geneva. On the last night of the
play a tall , well-dressed man sent in
his card and asked permission to thank
her personally for the pleasure that her
performance had given him. He enter
tained her at supper , and asked per
mission to see her off at the station on
the following day. He arrived with his
groom , who was carrying a tremendous
bouquet of flowers. He told her that
he had tele raphed to his brother , wlio
was in Pads , and who had influence
both with the press and the theatrical
managers , and that hewould meet her
on her arrival in Paris.
To the astonishment of the actress all
this turned out to be true , and she found
a magnificent carriage at the slation. A
fine dinner followed. The girl was
dumb with astonishment. Her host
told her that it was all for the sake of
his brother , whom he loved dearly , and
he spoke pathetically of the beautiful
bouquet she carried , and which was
made up of the flowers culled in the
garden of the old homestead. She
offered him the bouquet instantly , and
he accepted it with a thousand thanks.
Now she has found out why slie was
treated BO well. She had been the
means of smuggling watch springs to
the value of $10.000 into Paris.
" .Name the Buby Dewey. "
"Oi trimble to think av tin years dis
tant , " mused the janitor philosopher ,
"whin th' first vanguard av 'Deweys *
begin to appear OD the police _ docket"
JV >
LIFE INSURANCE CURED HIM.
Dying Bachelor Forcets to Die While
Disposing of His Property.
"I don't know that life Insurance is a
cure for disease , " said the retired life
insurance solicitor , " -but I know of an
instance -which , makes it look that way.
In the town where I first began busi
ness was a bachelor of about 50 years ,
who was quite alone in the world , and
had some years before taken out a $5-
000 policy on himself for the benefit
of a maiden sister , who had died a year
before the events , of this story. He
kept his policy going , however , because
it was a good way to save , money , and
one day he "was taken down with some
kind of fever. He grew -nrorse day after
day , until one day the doctor told him
that he would in all likelihood be dead
within the next twenty-four hours.
"This suggested his life insurance
money , all he had to leave , and he im
mediately began to talk with the doctor
on the subject of a proper disposal of
it. He concluded after some thought
that the best thing to do with it was to
blow it in on a tremendous big funeral
for himself , including a banquet for all
the people he knew. This was an en
tirely new idea for a funeral , and when
the doctor left him that night , to the
care of his nurse , his mind was entirely
occupied with his funeral. He talked
to the nurse about it and when the
nurse made him stop he lay and thought
about it In fact , he became so much
interested in the details of his funeral
that he quite forgot about having to die
to make it possible.
"In the morning when the doctor
came he found his patient in a wild
perspiration , and his pulse beating an
much better fashion than it had been
doing for some days. He also found
the general condition of the patient
much improved. He was greatly aston
ished , and at once began to ask ques
tions. ' The patient told him with eager
interest of a lot of new things he had
thought of for the funeral and some
that bothered him a good deal and said
he had been thinking of it all night.
Then the doctor laughed and told him
he guessed the funeral would have to
be postponed , for he wasn't going to
die , jirst then , anyhow. Nor did lie ,
and he isn't dead yet , but he is married
and has his policy paid up for his wife's
benefit. " Chicago Inter Ocean.
Collecting Bicycle Tax.
The French Government , having ex
perienced considerable difficulty in col
lecting the tax on bicycles , has intro
duced a new method of collecting that
impost. On payment of the annual
cycle tax the authorities provide a
small metal plate which the owner is
required to exhibit on a prominent part
of his wheel. Any machine not bear
ing the mark will be seized and its
owner summoned and fined. The tax
levied is § 1.20 for an ordinary bicycle ,
§ 2.40 for a tandem , and the same for
a motor cycle. A different style of
plate will be issued for each year.
Hoofs as Mementos.
The Prince and Princess OL Wales
show their affection for their horses in
a curious way.Vhen a favorite dies ,
its hoofs are cut off and polished , and
the horse's name is inscribed on each
hoof. These are placed in a row In one
of the harness rooms at Sandringham.
On the wall above are photographs or
prints of the owners of the hoofs. The
Prince and Princess have favorite dogs
as well as favorite horses. Against a
wall at the back of their residence at
Sandringham may be < seen a stone , "To j
the memory of dear old Rover. " |
* *
teace executed by LeviL.Monr/
Monroe , uiwn J > > t No. 12 , BIofla * Hi
-"Mon to the Village ot >
A , in fftvpr
rfluo plallf 1 Icon !
U. 8. SENATOR , - ni/ri * U
lays Peruna , the Catarrh Cure ,
Gives and Appetite.
Hon. W. N. Roach , United States Senator from North Dakota.
t
Hon. W. N. Roach , United States Senator from North Dakota , personally
endorses Peruna , the great catarrh cure and tonic. In a recent letter to The
Peruna Medical Company , at Columbus , Ohio , written from Washington , D. C ,
Senator Roach says :
"Persuaded by a friend I have used Peruna as a tonic , and / am
glad to testify that it has greatly helped me in strength , vigor and
appetite. I have been advised by friends that it is remarkably effica
cious as a cure for the almost universal complaint of catarrh.1"
Senator Roach's home address is Larimore , South Dakota.
Peruna is not a guess , nor an experiment ; it is an absolute , scientific certainty.
Peruna cures catarrh wherever located. Peruna has no substitutes no rivals.
Insist upon having Peruna. Let no one persuade you that some other remedy
will do nearly as well. There is no other systematic remedy for catarrh but Peruna.
Address the Peruna Medicine Company , Columbus , Ohio , for a free book on ca
tarrh , written by Dr. Hartman.
Millions of Acres
Of Choice Agricultural
Lands now opened for
settlement in Western
Canada. Here is grown
the celebrated No. 1 Hard
Wheat , which brings the
highest price in the mar
kets of the world. Thou
sands of cattle are fattened -
| tened for market without beinj : fed grain , and
j without a day's shelter. Send for information and
secure a free home in Western Canada. Write to
F. Pedley , Supt. Immigration , Ottawa. Canada , or
the undersigned , who will mail you atlases , pam
phlets , etc. , free of cost : N. .Bartholomew , :50t3 :
Fifth Stree. Des Jloines , Iowa , Agent for the Gov
ernment of Canada.
/"BARTERS INK
Grow up with it.
JTHEMILIIONDOILARP ° TA1B
Most talked of potato on earth ! Our
Catalog tells so aho about Sol-
zer'o Earliest Sir Weeks' Potato.
Largest /arm and vegetable seed ,
growers In U.S. Potatoes , $1.20 and
upabbl. Send this noiiccandSc.
lUmp for Big CaUlog. C.N. _
iJOHN/LSALZERSEED&LASa / iSEwis.
WDKX TVRITJNG TO ADVERTlSBBf
please Buy you saw the advertisement
it tblu paper.
S. C. N. U. No. 2-190O
prao sreuftE ra&
. CURES WHEBtALL ELSE FAILS.
[ Best Cough Syrnp. Tastes Good. UM j
in time. Sold by druzjjlsts.
Are Your
About the first thing the
doctor says-
Then , "Let's see your tongue. "
Because bad tongue and bad
bowels go together. Regulate
the bowels , clean up the tongue.
We all know that this is the way
to Keep and look well.
You can't keep the bowels
healthy and regular with purges
or birdshot pills. They move
you with awful gripes , then
you're worse than ever.
Now what you want is Cascarcts. Go and get them today-Cascarets-in metal box
with the long-tailed "C" on the lid-cost ! 0c. Be sure you get the genuine ! Cascarets are
never sold in bulk. Take one ! Eat it like candy , and it will work gently-while you
sleep. It cures , that means.it strengthens the muscular walls of the bowels , gives them new
life. Then they act regularly and naturally. That's what you want. It's guaranteed to
be found in
THE IDEAL LAXATIVE
Get the genuine if yen want resultsi Tablet is marked * CCC. " Cascarets are never
sold in bulk , but cnry and always In the light blue metal box with the long-tailed " C. " Look
for the trade-mart-the C with a long tali on tha lid !
JOc. ALL
25c. 50c. DRUGGISTS
genuine To any needy mortal , suffering ' -cm bowel troubles and too poor to buy CASCARETS , we will send a box free.
K. A tablet. never sold . Address Sterling Remedy Co. , Chicago or New York , mentioning advertisement and pp r. ig
in bulk.