F. TOPICS OF TflE TIM . ; A CHOICE SELECTION OF INI fev ESTING ITEMS. Comment * and Criticisms His Ha . .puttings of the Day-Ilia cal uud .News Notes. Counterfeit money is not .half so ' * ; , . gerous as counterfeit honesty. i- : . : It is easy enough to see throug ] objects of the window glass trusi rvir- In one way our naval officers --l 'V ' ' flooding equals on earth. It's in . . magazines. A copper trust is the latest , and urally enough its projectors expc make a pretty penny out of it. The nationalconference to diJ trusts will also cuss them. Th ; what the people are doing , at any After the way they have been ning , it may be hard to accustoir Filipinos to the ordinary walks of The preacher who refuses to claiming that his citizenship is heaven , must be a reconcentradi present. All things considered , the best to avoid the dangers that lurk in L ache cures is to keep away from headache. . An exchange says the wise man away from home to do his lectu : True , and he often goes home and his lecturing. The Chicago river again caught When the drainage channel is com ed the intention is to fill the river - non-combustible water. After carefully -looking over ground , Spain has come to the cor sion that she is strong enough to : a profitable position in China. Half of these reports of general J ration in China are fakes. The i terrible cases of want in that terri felt by England and Russia. The average age of the American at marriage is said to be a little E than 23. It would be impolite , haps , to inquire how much more. Angry danies with horsewhips making a good deal of news capital the Eastern journals. It is a poor \ however , for lovely woman to pu her best licks. r- rK The great city of London , brimful K : iniquity and vice of all descripti refuses to sustain Sunday newspaj II is a most flagrant case of straii at a gnat and swallowing a camel. A New York dentist predicts that time is near when the human race lose its teeth. If that is the case , may look forward with some hopt the time when there will be sue lliing as painless dentistry. A German biologist is authority the statement that the nerve ( change so constantly that a man hi new brain every two months. At rate it really seems as if the impn nient in some instances ought to more marked. When the history of the Tagal re lion is written the name of the r who will be remembered longest in rebel ranks will be that of brave G eral Luna , who is not very strong sprinting or speech making , but - \ can fight and is not afraid to do it. In New York a woman has app for a divorce because she is constai pursued by her husband's first \ \ One might reasonably suppose that man ought to be able to keep tl apart , but he is probably so busy ki ing as far as possible ahead of the ; cession as to be unable to give in attention to what is going on in rear. "Sanitary , non-sweat-shop make , ' a new label placed on the ready-in clothing of a prominent firm. Anot firm advertises in connection wit ! sale of underwear , "Made by cle contented and well-fed people , 'song of the shirt' horrors are stitc into our garments. " When such go can be procured , no generous-min shopper will , for the sake of savin few cents , buy Any other. There is no perfection of circums ; tial evidence that might not poss : be overset by the truth if the tr could be reached. This must be while human judgment remains lible. And as long as that limitatio conceded there will always be br men who will say that a fellow r shall not suffer the extreme penalty the law on circumstantial evidei The steadily increasing belief that ; wrong to hang people on circums tial evidence is a worthy sign of vanciug civilization. . A number of people have "no do been greatly refreshed by a perusa Russell Sage's remarks as to the d ger of overeducation. As Mr. S saj's , a young man should be able start in his life work by the time h 18 years old , and Mr. Sage speaks visedly , for "I have given money colleges. " Under our present systei young man nowadays is not fitted college until he is IS , hence we driven to the melancholy conclus that Brother Sage has thoughtles thrown away his money. But perh this matter can be satisfactorily justed. Several of our proudest < most Influential universities have Ese so scaled down the requirements college duties that it will soon be j university in the : -to enter a and receive the degree of LL..D. H spring. With four commencement ( clses each year the studious young Is enabled by close application tc lessons to cram four years into and come un to the high yet prac standard set by Mr. Sage. We the utmost confidence in Mr. Si judgment of matters education1 well as financial , and we see no and sufficient reason why a bad of arts should not be hustlicg fn or making out bills of lading in bration of his eighteenth anniven Cities that are securing cannon were captured in the Spanish wn war relics with which to ornai their parks would do well to whether they are loaded or not. . large gun captured by Dewey at rite was being placed in the Nati Museum at AVashingtou , it was dentjilly discovered to contain shells and a grape shot , placed t by its former Spanish owners wit ] tent to do deadly work upon the A leans. . A gunner from the navy y removed the dangerous missiles , e 3iie connected with the museum 1 ng the buildings meanwhile. Three very similar railway proj theattention of ire now claiming the- mgiueering world. The trans-Sibe ailway , across the backbone of A vill shorten enormously the time lie ; ary in a trip around the world. Ulrica , Cecil Rhodes has an elabo scheme for a railroad from Cairo to Uape ; and in this hemisphere the ercontinental Railway Commis las just completed a seven-volunu > ort on the surveys for a raih vhich would make a through line f his country to Buenos Ayres. Tl lontinents it is thus proposed to s vith iron highways. When so close an observer as ( ain Colleran of the Chicago pc orce , objects to the wheel oxer or women it is time to pause , aptain writes to a worthy uiinistc he gospel : Women of refinement and exqu aoral training addicted to the use of icycle are not infrequently thrown an he uncultivated and degenerate elci f both sexes , whose coarse , boiste nd immoral gestures are heard and hile speeding along our streets and lx ards. * * * A large number of oui lale bicyclists wear shorter dresses i lie laws of morality and decency per hereby inviting the improper , convc ions and remarks of the depraved innoral. The W. C. T. TJ. , the Y. M. C : A. , Ihristian Endeavor , the King's Dai 2rs and other organizations of mi landing must look into this mattei nee. For. while bicycling may be elpful and stimulating to fernii ars as to enable women to hear g res while on the wheecl. this ad\ ige is entirely overcome by the o or arising from "improper couve : ions. " It secerns almost incred iat a woman of refinement and uisite moral training should be ito immoral conversations throi le agency of the bicycle , but we t lie captain's word for a thous ; otmds of women. Would it not ossible to lengthen the immoral : ideceut skirts , stuff the ears with ) rbent cotton and wear blinders ? " er such conditions would the wh 3 the captain would say , be "dc lental to the stability of morality' Summing Up Forty Years. One of the noted men of Wall str * -ho had been forty years among nils and bears , said to a young n ho went to him for advice : "One irnoon when I reached home 1 s > ray wife : 'My dear , did you see t laguiflcent dress in So and So's V ow. I want you to have one like o down and order the material i ave it made up right away. I thin ] ill please us both very much. ' S ioked at me incredulously , and lied : Why , George , how can you > rd it ? You" were pleading pove ic other day. ' That roiled me. I s lat I was running the finances of stablishment , and she must have t i-ess. She agreed. It was to be j msed next morning. The price \ bout $2,000. When I got home i Let me at the door and exclaim Vhat's the matter , George , dear ? 1 re ill. ' I couldn't speak for a moine took her hands and led her iuto- > om , then looked into her eyes i issed : 'My dear , did you buy the ress ? ' She said she did not , beca rained and she didn't care to go c never loved her as much in my life did that minute. The market 1 me against me , wiping out everyth had in the world. " Deserved Rebuke. A story is told of the way in whic [ assachusetts clergyman , long ; sad , once reproved a young man ords both apt and stinging. The young man , with a heartlessn Inch nothing could excuse , whispe i a friend a comment upon a p ipple "who "was near him in a crowd "You'll find his case in the Bible , " hispered , none too softly. "In venty-sixth chapter of Proverbs lys , 'The legs of the lame are mal. ' " The clergyman heard , and bend le gaze of a pair of piercing bl ; * es upon the whisperer , he said ck , "You would do well to remember st clause of that same verse , yoi an ; it reads , 'So is a parable in ' " Youth's Compani outh of fools. Dwellers in a Mine. There is a quicksilver mine in P ' 0 fathoms in circumference and - et deep. In this profound abyss ; reets , squares , and a chapel wh ligious worship is held. A man may dodge the earthly colh s , but he must pay the debt of nat i he goes. Wi'KINLEY'S BLUNDER , As a politician President McK has always been ready to shift hi sition whenever such a change p ised the slightest advantage , characteristic has served the Presi fairly well In his self-seeking ca but has cost him the title of states and won for him the place of politi But McJxinley's latest political me his attack on civil service has cer ly proved a blunder , and Repub ! editors'have not been slow to poin this fact. There is not a Repub newspaper of national importance has heartily * approved McKinley's and many of them have roundly demned it. In this connection it is signifi that the Chicago Tribune sees in Kinley's action a profound poli blunder. Among other things , Tribune editorially says : It is a mistake to believe that the g of 10,000 offices into the hands of boeses will help to strengthen the R < lican party. The people are growir care less and less about the political ci of rh men they place in subordinate merely administrative offices. The for spoils politics in national affairs is ever past. No such move has strength the party that committed it since a : back as 1872. The exemption order strengthen the politicians , but it wil strengthen the party. Why gire this vicious and vitii power into the hands of political bi \vben there is no need of it ? How the friends of the administration jus lefend or apologize for this intolerabl ler ? The President has undone the ivork of years and has put a blanket r ; age upon his political future and thi liis party. His action is a grievous ippointinent to the friends of good goi nent. Under the circumstances it is necessary for Democratic newspa to worry much over the situation , ittack on civil service is a blunde monumental proportions. It opens ivay for assaults on imperialism , i shows the hand of the admlnistra md its intention to send "carpet-1 ; ers" to rob the people of the acqu Ktssessions. Imperialism , which inlet lot have been an Issue had McKi ; cept his platform pledges , promise and shrewd oem up tremendously , jubllcan politicians are trembling ( : h.e prospect. Trusts and tlic People. The growth of industrial trusts ) een so rapid during the last two y < hat no intelligent person can i ) lead ignorance either of their e : snce or of the principle which coiit hem. The trust is usually organ : o monopolize the manufacture ; ale of some article of merchant ! lhe ? first question * to be settlec vhether such an organization is ann na blessing. Monoply finds an 01 ional defender who argues that ] luction upon a large scale can be i icd on more economically , but this ; ument Is not complete. The trust ( lot be justified unless it can be she Irst , that it effects an economy in ] .uction or distribution ; second , that ousumer will receive a fair share he benefits in a reduced price of iroduct , and , third , that the ecouo dvantages of the trust are sufficieu utweigh the social and political e vrought by monopoly. To establish the first proposition , i iccessary to show that improvernen he processes of production will reater under monopoly than under ompetitive system , whereas it is g rally understood that competition he greatest stimulus to invention. ' . ffect of rivalry is seen in the effori ach producer to furnish to the pa he most perfect article at the lo-n rice. To accomplish this end e ; rm seeks to secure the brightest : lost skillful operaters and the EC nproved machinery. It is not in ord with human experience to exj bis struggle to continue when a m poly has been secured. W. J. Bry Fixinjr Wnance. The Senate Finance Committee iusy in New York fixing up the fin ial policy of the next Congress for 'residential campaign. While prof ng an eager desire for "reform" in urreucy , the committee is not .so c inced of the benevolence of its r ion as to suggest changes in the fin ial system that would cost votes IcKinley and the Republican party 3 evident , however , that the prop ion to allow banks to issue paper be full value of their bond deposit i D reduce the tax from 50 to 75 per c ( leets with favor. Wildcat currency secured by the ce furniture of banks is not regari rith favor by the committee , proba ecause the people oppose it. It Is iltted that there is a scarcity of sn ills , and that efforts to remedy 1 latter are handicapped by the bai or the purpose of forcing the "w at" theory on the Republican ' ormers. " It may be concluded , hi ver , that the Senate committee will list as far as it dare toward the est shlng of the single gold standard i be granting of special favors , to anks. Exchange. The Free t ? ) Cubans. Newspaper readers are advised t moking in public conveyances een forbidden in Havdna ; that a we lan employed outdoors , or where lay be seen by the public , must w omething more than a-gauze unc hirt as a covering for the upper p C his body ; that coctfighting has b - ! * * * > made a misdemeanor ; that a thoui and one little errors to which the bans have been born and bred mus stopped forthwith on penalty of and imprisonment. If our admini : tion at Havana would devote a 1 less attention to fool "regulations" a little more to the big problems manding solution , it would be mon spected both there and at home. " , neapolis Times. Hanna Has His Way. Mark Hanna had his way in the ( Republican State Convention , w ! simply illustrates the fact that Fed patronage in the ha'uds of a polii boss is far more powerful than the tests of the people. Of course , the i form adopted by the Republicans subscribed to by Hauna's hired r who was nominated for Governor , document full of fair promises , ref of which was made to be observed , all of which were constructed to the dear people and to catch votes. It is a sign of the times , howe that the Republican boss of ( should allow his minions to pass a elution condemning trusts. To be s the resolution is nothing but " 1 combe , " but even viewed as such presence In the platform is a con sion of Judgment on the part of the publican wire-pullers. When Repi cans such as Mark Hanna and his lowers pass resolutions against tn and foam at the mouth over these ' lawful combines , " their sincerity be tested by asking them if they willing to repeal the protective du and allow competition to enter the 1 against these trusts. There is no sincerity in the Repu can resolutions. The St. Louis plafo lias been disregarded in many of most solemn promises , and the C platform will fare no better. Pract politicians in the Republican pc liave no use for truth or for cons sncy. Chicago Democrat. Future Justice. If there be any meaning in the si ; ) f the times the producing millions irmly resolved that equal justice si DO something very much more tha ; Barren ideality , 'and the corporati ivlll do well to set their house in or without the least delay. The trend jv.ents is toward a course of treatm svhich will startle the world by Mgor and ruthlessness. Over leads of the railway corporations sword o Damocles is suspended , am ests with them to say whether ines ible justice shall sever the sustain iair. New Orleans Times-Democri A Trust Study. The influence and power of trusts ignificantly illustrated in the wind ; lass combination. By the fourth t if July all the mills of that iiidus vill be shut down indefinitely , and lold the result. Seventeen thousji killed workmen will be unemploy ? hey only know how to make wind ; lass and will have much difficulty eeking other employment. But i rust must look after its own , and tl 5 best exemplified by making anotl arge dividend among the members he trust. Indianapolis Sentinel. More yioney Needed. At the beginning of the present i ainistratlon Congress was called xtraordinary session for the ester lo purpose of relieving the treasury . deficit. The President assumed tl irosperlty could not return while 1 Jovernment expenditures were in i ess of receipts. Congress was to ise the tariff so as to provide suffioic aoney to keep the wheels of gove : > ent moving without resort to f urtl K > rrowing. Under that act the n ing behind has continued. Cincinn ; inquirer. Unjustifiable Boycotting. It hardly . the right thing for t ostoffice department to discontin tie postoffice at Lake City , S. C. , 1 ause the last postmaster , a negro , w lurdered by a mob. Atrocious as w lie murder of Postmaster Baker , oes not Justify the administration Bfuslng postal facilities to all the pi le of the town. The government shot e above boycotting. Buffalo Couri Trunts Get It All. The people of the United States illng up wealth at a more rapid n ow than ever before in the history He country , and there is no press ondirion to indicate a halt in this'j uraulation of riches. It will come n end sooner or later , to be follow y a period of depression and reactic s such eras always do , but there is ign now of such a setback. Kans lity Star. Peraosal Liberties Curbed. The "undershirt" law and the an moking law went into effect in E ana last Monday. It is stated that le first day there were something li DO arrests. Such ill-considered , pi ( unish , tyrannical laws can hard ave any other effect than to convin le Cubans that we mean to institt etty tyranny instead of freedom uba. Savannah News. Wanted A Policy. Some of the shouters for empire c rritated because David B. Henders f Iowa , an anti-imperialist , is leadi i the race for Speaker of the Hou : Does Henderson stand by the poll f the administration ? " they shout. 1 an readily answer this and floor 1 iterrogators by asking , "What is IcKinley's policyH- e\r York Wbr SOLDIERS' STORI1 ENTERTAINING REMINJCEN OF THE WAR. Graphic Account of Stirrine Sc Witnessed on the BattleGeld ai Camp Veterans of the Rebelliot cite Experiences of Thrillinjr Nal "Our regiment was. aort of ai rnan , " said the Captain. We redited to a state in which very us belonged , and there was trong-willed Governor like Mortc Jrough to look after us. After hree months' organization wen > ieces , we were sworn into the Ui Itates service , "for three years , or ng the war. " The boys believed hat the government could hold u : II the end of the war , even if the t an on for ten years. In proof of lie jokers of the regiment used to i lie timid fellows to our belt pi " S. " insten rhich were marked "U. O. V. I. " or "I. V. I. , " as were the : rorn by the men of other regimen ur brigade. "Our three years' term expired o : larch to Atlanta , and as the time ischarge approached many of the ecaiue greatly . excited. One I lother wrote him that she had allably informed that Sherman oicg to hold all the men until he ured Atlanta , even if it required ears. Another man's father \ \ Kit he heard Lincoln had decide until ischarge no more volunteers 'ar was over. If this was true -riter thought all the men in the i lent ought to throw down their | nd get home in time for corn pkm 'he ' boys talked loud about the ir ce of holding them in the service , very morning the bugle sounde ( 10 old way , and the boys had t larch and skirmish. "A few days after the battle of R i the regiment was ordered fremont ont and instructed to board a wsw am. Then there was protest loud ug. 'Who was iuterferin' ? ' the in int men wanted to know. Who mding them to the rear when tl us fighting right under their noi hey wouldn't go until Uncle Billy i > , and there was delay until a Ucer rode back to say that Mor as in the rear and the regiment dered back to show the- new r cuts how to take the rebel raide : it of the wet. "This stirred up considerable em asm , because nearly every soldie ie army of the Cumberland hac ore to settle with Morgan , and en marched to the train with all tl ilongings. As night came on the 1 ; gaii to figure out that we we rike Morgan near Chattanooga. . ' hen we crossed the river at Brit > rt they thought he must be cuttin ; ) out Murfreesboro , and they wen eep , so as to be ready for busin 'hen they found they were in Nr lie , and no Morgan , they began aell a rat , and when the next day e men on detached and special d id all the teamsters reported to tl mpanies , the men said one to her , 'The jig's up. ' "We took steainous at Nashville Avn the Cumberland and up the 0 Newport barracks , where we w ustered out on the day our term listment expired. Some of the E -enlisted without going home , i hers who got home for corn plow du't stay to do it , but entered j\v infantry and cavalry regimei ie father of one young man boas at he had written General Shern i abusive letter about holding giment in the service beyond its te : d the next day the son disappear vo weeks Liter he wrote from in f r Atlanta that he re-enlisted in a n 2nt of his old brigade for three yer during the war. " 'On one occasion , " said the Coloi received a letter from an acquai ce living in my home county , stat at the writer's son was at home , t 5 extravagant stories of the ha ips and dangers of camp life , ired the boy was shirking , and ked me * to write plainly about se. The young fellow had not b < th the regiment a year , and was rted home on discharge furlou lis explanation was written the er , who sent the young man back e regiment , where he did good 2e until the close of the war. T ung fellow told me , not many ye ; o , that his father's action in teari his discharge furlough and send : n to the front made a man of bin : 'He had played the sick man in h ; al and convalescent camp until J. lost all nerve. Then he had gc me , and , to save himself , had t travagant stories of the sufferii d abuses in the army , and in so doi srepresented his comrades and i ly alarmed their relatives a ends. A few days before he 1 me for the front he met a wounc in of his company , home on f igh , and received such a tongue-la I that he-was glad to leave the neij rhood. Smarting under the reproa of the soldier who had really be battle , the man who had seen no * of war returned to become one j best soldiers in his company , a have an experience that he is pro to tnis day. " Chicago Inter Ocej le\vey as a Commander. jieutenant Dewey was the executl icer of the Mississippi when she npted to run the batteries at P < idson , on the night of March J3. The vessel ran aground , and 1 r , under the guns of the batteries died with shot , and sunk. Che forethought of Dewey provid j crew with a valuable aid for fig ] r , the man-of-war at night. All ligi ire out aboard the ship , so that t smy might not have an illuminat nad th r Dinvey But tarror to flre fit whitewashed , Mississippi flecks of the tne ' could see so that the guns' crews . A similar the running gear of guns. at arfangement * smartness marked his Manila. As a commander Dewey Tvas popular with his men. He could get along with hear or could liar ; man except a any heardr see what should be seen and and could be blind and deaf to petty Irregularities. He had to punish the- regulatious obliged him but lie had * the release of men a. way of ordering their sentences lie had to sentence before tences were half worked out. A mes senger in the Navy Department , who made a cruise with him the gossip is reported in Wattersou's "History o War" says : the Spanish-American "Dewey was the best liberty-grant ing skipper I ever was shipmate witlu Ee hated to keep quarantined inert iboard when the good-conduct me& ivere flocking off to the beach. One fine- Christmas day in Genoa harbor all the men entitled to shore liberty lined up * it 10 o'clock in the morning to answer muster before taking the boats foi shore. There were about forty of us- : nyself among the number , who were- luarantined for having 'raised Cain' ishore in Nice n few weeks before. "Our quarantine was for three nonths , and wasn't half run out OD ; his Christmas day. Dewey stood at : he break of the poop with his hands m his hips , watching the liberty party ine up. "We fellows that couldn't go were- itanding round the gangway , smoking ; > ur pipes and looking pretty down in"V ' he mouth. The big liberty party there- vere a couple of hundred men in the- mtch finally got away. "Dewey watched us for a while out if the tail of his eye. Then he walked : ip and down , chewing his mustache , , jid now and then shooting a look at he men forward. Finally he walked and straight for- ! own the poop-ladder rard to where we were grouped. " 'You boys , ' he said , 'hop into your austering clothes and go off to the- ach. I'll let you have a couple of he boats. Come back with the other aen , and don't raise any more trouble- n shore than you.can help. ' "There wasn't a man of us that idii't want to hug little Dewey. We ave him a cheer ; and when , we came- ack we were marked in the log as ; lean and sober. ' We were not going- ack on Dewey. " Overreached IIimselr. Colonel J. A. J. Smith , the coal man , ell known in G. A. R. circles , a mem- er of the Fred C. .Tones Post , and rho resides on Komper lane , near Nas- lu street , Walnut Hills , ' is full to tin * rim with thrilling tales of his experi- QCCS during the late war. So , when- rer the Colonel is in a reminiscent iood , any one within range of his- Dice is sure of hearing a hair-raisuig ; arrative. Here is his latest : "During the winter of 1S63-T 4 my rigade was in winter quarters near ashville , Tenn. I was at that tini" jting as hospital steward and mad-fr 13 headquarters in a log cabin. We id for chaplain a Kentucky gentle- an never mind his name who could- reach a ringing sermon and who fair- worshiped a good horse. This rever- id gentleman had long been easting : i envious eye on a beautiful cream- > lored gelding on a neighboring farm , , hich he could not become the owner : for love or money. So at last he sug- ; sted to a veterinary surgeon connect- l with the command his desire for the- ) rse , and did the veterinary think he- luld secure the animal in any way r a consideration ? The horse doctor tought he could , and did. He just ent and stole the horse. Next morn- g the chaplain came over to my log ; ibln and asked if I could mix up a lir dye. I looked up a formula , ruix- l up a feed bucketful of stuff contain- 2L plenty of nitrate of silver , and nl- stte of silver was dern scarce in those- lys , and the horse \vas then led be nd my cabin. A soldier -was put to- ork on the animal -with a sponge , and a minute one side of the cream-color- steed was a beautiful bay. He then ered to the other side , and after vig- ously stirring up the mixture with stick commenced his work. But by e time he had finished and used upI - I the dye and the last nitrate of silver camp he saw his mistake. He had Irred up the sediment in the bottom the bucket , made the dye mucii conger , so the nigh side of the horse- is a deep black , the off side a bright .y. We had to run that horse out ot feip. A circus clown would ha e- ide his fortune with him , but he- isn't fit for a chaplain. " Cincinnati iquirer. Was Enough. According to the Woman's Journal is is one of General Miles' stories , the Confederate army Longstreet's ? rpswas making a night ma5ch. > out 4 o'clock in the morning , whei > eryone was worn out , a Georgia reg ent stopped. A Georgia soldier put ; rifle up against the tents on the- ler side of where Longstreet was , Fell , " he said , "this is pretty hard- fight all day and march all night , it I suppose I can do it for love of my untry. " He continued : "I can go ngry. I can fight If need be , I a die for my country , because I love ' country. But when this -war Is- er , I'll be blowed if I'll ever love an- ler country. " Kautz a Confederate Prisoner. Vhen Admiral , then Lieutenant , iutz was exchanged , and thus lib- ited from his Confederate prison li ehmond , his wa * the first case of er- mge of prisoners sanctioned by esident Lincoln. is a maxim of unfailing truth , it nobody ever pries into another m s concerns but with a design to- , or to be able to do him a mischief. utu.