TOPICS OF THE TIMES. A CHOICE SELECTION OF INTER ESTING ITEMS. Comments and Criticisms Based Upon the Ilappcninua of the Day Histori cal und News Notes. The outlook for a rain-water trust is still cloudy. Why doesn't some wizard take up the windless tornado problem ? That twenty million as a new score ought to tend to wipe out lots of old scores with Spain. In arranging the "spheres of influ- H ence" in China the powers seem to have omitted China herself. One way the American soldier takes water is when he swims rivers to more quickly get at the enemy. Talking of "spheres of influence" there's a certain amount of it exercised in America by the baseball. For a long time the Celestial Empire 5 was famous for its great wall. Now its partition Is becoming of interest The latest terror for tramps arises from the smartness of a police judge , who sentences them all to take a bath. Now comes the vinegar trust to sour the spirit of the times. The concern expects to place its competitors in pickle. That new laundry trust does not con tain any Chinese. They may be used to joint affairs , but they do not join tilings of this kind. Whenever a European nation finds time hanging heavy on its hands it makes a demand on China for some thing or other. England and Russia are just now shaking hands and Kaiser is wonder ing what it means. Royalty is always on some kind of an anxious seat. Here is a man who shoots himself be cause his sister was to marry a man he did not like. It is well that many of us do not consider this a cause for self- slaughter. The consumption of quinine in this country last year reached twenty grains per capita. The consumption was largely increased by the -soldiers in the Southern climates. A Breslau murderer , having killed fif teen people , got a year's imprisonment for each crime. Reckless men ! Ten or twelve more victims and he might have no prospect but incarceration in view. The custom of shakings hands , which is the most common among civilized < nations , -coiiies undoubtedly from re mote barbarism , when two men meet ing gave each other their weapon-hands as a security against treachery. Mr. Zangwill , it seems , approved of 1h out constitution , though he says that h "uo people in the world could live up to it. " And yet , we had imagined our CiP selves as giving a fairly good imitation P of a nation doing precisely that thing. n n A Western clergyman has made a E move of doubtful discretion in insist u ing that his women auditors remove cl clh their hats during the service. That h preacher must have great confidence a in his own powers of holding the femi 01 nine eye as well as the feminine ear. 01w 01w The Minister of Education of Saxony fl has decreed that all girls and young A AC women in public schools and colleges C must discard corsets. It would be in 01 teresting to know to whom the enforce 11 ment of this law will be left , and how w infractions of it will be punished when ri riS discovered. S ce "Friends at court" is the apt and sug ID gestive name of a new philanthropic reef organization in New York , whose ob of ject is to help young women and girls ofw who are brought before the magistrate ofA lor a first offense , to see that they have fi a fair trial , and to show them friendly cc offices after they are discharged 'from ri custody. riE Experience in numberless instances Si has shown the difficulty in getting a PC jury to convict a woman of a capital offense. This is unjust , irrational and prolific in dangerous consequences. The sex of the accused ought not to Yi enter into the merits of the case , and YiWl a woman who commits a willful murder of der should be held to account as strictly of as a man under the fsame conditions. in ' ing At present there is far 'too much ground tb for the belief , on the part of angry and "I revengeful women , that they are practically sp tically sure of immunity from the law's ch ultimate penalty when they take hu Tl man life. This simply amounts to put TlW ting a premium on murder if the as ed sassin happens to wear petticoats. Tl trJ ; "He Is only a lath painted to look-Jike trJW iron , " Bismarck once said of Lord tic Salisbury. The clever epigram is dis th ; proved by the singular success with thrn which the premier has conducted the or recent agreement with France. Henceforth pa ' forth England will be undisturbed' in en - * ner enlightened protectorate of the Nile re Talley. Everywhere she is regarded as gri ; * a different power from what she was when Lord Salisbury took the govern ment ; richer , more formidable , more - influential. The Iron Chancellor judged 4 jill men after his own metal. Unhappily rei -the golden traits of tact , courtesy and 4 desire to arbitrate had little place sei his conception of a minister of state. iy , The devotion and courage required to Pi'J encounter the experiences of even the : 'J ordinary missionary's life were pic- thi with great vividness in a recent pei speech by Senator Hoar. The words that follow , taken from that speech , are as true as they are eloquent : "Therft is not a story of heroism or true glory in human annals which can surpass the story of missionaries in this or in foreign lands whom America has sent forth as the servants of civilization and piety. They have taken their lives in their hands. They have-sacrificed am bition , family ties , hope , health and wealth. No danger that stood in their way , no obloquy has deterred them. In this day of pride and exultation at the deeds of our young heroes in Ma nila and in Cuba , let us not forget that the American missionary in the paths of peace belongs to the same heroic stock , and is an example of the same heroic temper. " The remarkable exploit of Colonel Fuuston in swimming the Rio Grande "in the teeth of the enemy's fire" serves to recall some other memorable natatorial achievements and their un derlying causes. Horatius , as Secre tary Long has wisely told us , swam the Tiber in order to get away from the foe , although it is recorded that with the exception of false Sextus no body essayed to stop him or wish him bad luck. Leander swam the Helles pont to meet the lovely Hero , and Byron accomplished the feat in order to dim the luster of Leander's glory a proceeding we have always deprecat ed. Young Lochinvar "swam the Esk River where ford there was none , " thereto impelled by love of a lady , and Captain Webb swam the English Chan nel just to show that it could be done. O'Grady swam out , but where he swam or why he swam we do not at this moment remember ; it is enough to know that it was a memorable feat and has been duly recognized in the lyrics of an admiring nation. But all these achievements were as nothing compared with the deed of the gallant Funston. Leander , Horatius , Lord Byron , Lochinvar , Captain Webt and O'Grady swam for glory , safety or selfish personal considerations , but Fuuston swam for the honor of hia country. The difference between two heroes , as Secretary Long might put it is that Funston swam for patriotism while Horatius swam for home. The German Emperor , unless all signs fail , will not be a disturber of European peace. He is his own mas ter < and is not under the influence of ambitious soldiers , many of whom would gladly accept even a slight prov ocation as a reason for a war with Russia , France or England. His self- restraint is remarkable , armed as he is with tremendous resources of power. He is intent upon maintaining German military prestige without quarreling with any foreign power or striking a AAb blow. The empire was never so well prepared for war as it is now. Both the cavalry and the artillery have been greatly strengthened since the cam paign with France. Thoroughness is tlti chief German virtue. Every prac tical detail has been mastered by the general , staff in its preparations for scientific warfare. These military neasures are defensive , for Germany has nothing to gain from any great campaign on the continent The Emperor CiP peror has aimed to enlarge his colonial possessions , to strengthen the German navy and to open new markets for the merchants of Hamburg and Bremen. His methods have sometimes seemed meddlesome : , but his motive has been clear and reasonable. The Germans have ; shown themselves to be thrifty and : successful settlers in America and other foreign lands. The Emperor has tt wished them to do under their own flag what they have done under foreign flags. ; He dreams of a Germanized tlSl ; Asia Minor and a circle of prosperous Sld colonies around the world. In carrying d out this general policy he has acted like ! an energetic trader , whose eyes tlq were open to the main chance. In Af tlv rica , China , Asia Minor and the South v Seas ( he has either been obtaining con ti cessions , or planting colonies , or watch ing for opportunities. He has been ready to pick up anything in the form territory or of commercial advantage tl.v which has come in his way. Neither tl.ai Americans nor Englishmen are justi ai fled ( in complaining of the Emperor's ccd colonial policy. Germany has the same d right to a share in the world's trade T. ! which they claim for themselves. The Emperor's methods are sometimes ag lo gressive , but the general trend of his Hi policy is pacific. r.i dc Wants Her Presents Back. Jt Jtw A curious case will come before tne w , Henna law courts shortly. Some nc weeks ago a young doctor and a girl 19 put an end to their lives in one ca the suburban hotels of Vienna. Hav he no money left they bequeathed cafe their jewelry , which they described as fo 'imitation ; , " and a watch aud chain be specified as of Abyssinian gold , to the HL chambermaid who waited on them. he Ehe latter , not at all delighted with this th worthless ( and ill-omened finery , hand- In it over to one of her subordinates , ea rhen followed the discovery that the bo rinkets , sofar from being counterfeit , aiF svere ( genuine , and the costliest descrip- F ( ion , their value amounting to no less al han a thousand pounds sterling. Re- norse < not unnaturally overtook the erin riginal ; legatee , who had so recklessly in arted with her bequest , and she has ta sntered an action against her friend to bo ecover < the goods or their worth on the Cc round that the gift was made through ou gnorance. London Chronicle. po ha Why He Preferred It. go "A bad excuse Is better than none , " th emarked the first philosophic hobo. pr [ "I like it better dan a good one , " ob- a- ] avi ierved the other ; "it's more gentleman- ; vi 'cause" gener'ly it don't work.- Jo : Philadelphia Record. The man who tries to say smarf pu hings makes more breaks than other ca ieople. op GETTING INTO LINE. Formulating issues for the campaign of 1900 , the Democratic National Com mittee , in its St. Louis conference , put two important matters to the front. These two things are cognate , one de manding the destruction of criminal trusts and the other protection from oppressive trusts. Democrats are getting into line , and , as William J. Bryan observed , the Democratic party is opposed to the principle of monopoly wherever it mani fests itself , and he clinches this with the statement that the party has de clared war on the trusts. Not a little trust only , but a big trust as well. Not against one kind of trust only , but against all trusts. In discussing this matter , the New York Journal says : "Next year's contest will test the question whether the trusts can be de stroyed or deprived of their power for harm. If the Democracy can win on these lines , all will be well. If it lose , the question may be tested again. But if , after thorough trial , we find that the trusts have outgrown the power of the Government to suppress them , the people will have to adopt a new order of battle. They will have to fight for the posscssiou of the trusts and their management in the public interests. Those conservative thinkers who are alarmed at the thought of such an ex tension governmental functions will do well to aid the Democracy in Its at tempt to restore the old American sys- n tl tl tlm tl : tlci ci tt : te : teei ei eii : i ein of individual enterprise and free : ompetitlon. " Ir may bo added by way of caution hat the Republican party will most as suredly come out with a hypocritical leclaration against trusts. The leaders > f the administration forces know hat the people are aroused on this luestion , and will endeavor to catch -otos by a lying declaration of opposi- ion. i in mm the Ohio Boss , The first Republican State conven- lon . held to nominate candidates to be oted for in the fall is that of Ohio , nd the outcome was watched with onsidcrable interest because Presi- ent McKinley comes from there. here is always something of a fac- ional fight in the party , and there was Hid talk during the past few weeks bout "downing" Boss Mark Hanna nd his following. His particularly cvoted aspirant for the Governorship , udge Nash , was to be "laid out cold" rhcn it got to the balloting and was ever to be heard of in politics again. The convention has been held and the andidatos have been nominated , and eaeiing the ticket that the Republi cs of all shades are expected to vote Dr is the name of Judge George Kil- on Nash ! lie had more votes than ny other man 0:1 the first ballot , and e became the unanimous choice of ie delegates on the second. Hanna , isteacl of being "downed , " was an iy winner. He is still the supreme oss of the party in the State of Ohio , ud even his fiery colleague in the ederal Senate , Joseph Benson For- Icer ; , has to bow to him. It is noteworthy , however , that in rder to win over the oposition to him the convention , Hanna had to ob- lin the assistance of the Republican DSS in the city of Cincinnati , George ox , who has the reputation through- Lit Ohio of being the most malodorous alitical manipulator that the State as yet produced , which is saying a jed deal. That this alliance will cost ie ticket thousands of votes is freely cdlcted , and there are Democrats plenty sanguine enough to expect the ipiug out of the -17,000 McKiuley ma- irlty of three years ago. There are also good reasons for atchiiig closely the anti-Hanna Re- .iblicaus in Cleveland , where the imlidnto of the latter for Mayor w s jposed and beaten by the boss and his' following , and where knives are out for anyone favored by him , as Judge Nash is. Taking the situation as it is throughout Ohio to-day , much stranger things have happened In politics than would be triumphant election of a popular Democrat for Governor there this year. New York News. Two McKinleya. The McKinley of ' 99 , who has deter mined to raise the standard of im perialism , finds himself overshadowed and discredited by the McKinley of ' 98 , who , speaking for this nation , sol emnly declared that "extension of ter ritory through conquest is criminal ag- irression. " The present William Mc Kinley has been driven to the point where he ceases to regard patience as a virtue , and , resolving to "fight the devil with fire , " has ordered the postal authorities not to carry in the mails pamphlets which bring to the notice of the people at large the utterances of President McKinley of 1898. Verily , "the William still pursues him. " To ledo New s. Ajrainat Trusts and Militarism. William J. Bryan's declaration at St. Louis against the trusts and imperial ism outlines the two great issues on which the Presidential campaign of next year will have to be fought. The Democratic party stands ready to op pose the Republican policy of favoring the great combinations of capital , and the pursuing of any policy which will make a large standing army a neces sity. sity.The The most dangerous of all the trusts , as Mr. Bryan pointed out , is that which alms to secure an absolute monopoly of the furnishing of the money of the country by confining the government to the coinage of gold only , while for itself it seizes the exclusive right to issue notes whose value rests on the national credit. This Is a trust that should be smashed first of all , because it is by far the most dangerous. The opposition "to the trusts and to militar ism cannot begin to open the fight that Is before it too soon. The monopolists and imperialists are strongly organ ized already , and they cannot be beaten excepting after a hard fight. New York News. The Ohio Ticket. With the exception of the immediate personal and political friends of the gentlemen who comprise the Republi can State ticket , few Ohioans will re gard if as having special strength be fore the people. This would be true , even if the nominations had been made as the unanimous choice of the dele gates ; but , since they were made in the face of a bitter factional fight that still refuses to subside , and upon a platform unsatisfactory to thousands of voters in the party , the weakness of the ticket is most apparent and the sit uation develops fewer reassuring fea tures than have ever been noted in this State following the adjournment of a Republican convention. Columbus Post-Press. Republican -Jisscnsions. It is somewhat significant that the Philadelphia Press , the organ of the Postmaster General , should print an editorial calling attention to Repub lican dissensions in Ohio. It is more significant that the Press should assert that these dissensions are owing to bossism. Of course , the Press is right , to a certain extent , in its charge that bossism has disrupted the Republican party in the State of Ohio , but why should McKinley's Postmaster General throw bricks at McKinley's friend , Mark Hanna ? This attack on Hanna is not covered up in a mass of glittering generalities. On the contrary , the Press alleges that the trouble began in Ohio when Sher man was forced out of the Senate to' make room for the new Republican boss. It is furthei alleged that ttanna has been engaged in the work of build ing up a personal machine in the Buck eye State entirely regardless of the party interest and that the result has been that the 'national administration has been drawn into the fight in spite of declarations that it deplores the di vision. In all this the editor of the Press sees danger to the popularity of McKinley , who will be held responsible for the results of Hanna's pernicious activity. Chicago Democrat. An Offense to Intelligence. The Republican State platform is a rank impertinence an offense to com mon understanding. It embraces impertinent resolution against trusts , though the convention was completely dominated by trust and boss influences. The vulgar braggadocio about what the McKinley administration has done is an assumption that the people of the United States are a nation of fools. The whole proceeding was shockingly dishonest and disgraceful , and will try the patience of the mass of the party. Judge Nash has been exploited as a man of gentle associations and high character. The work of the Columbus boss and trust convention must surely be a shock to his respectability. Cin cinnati Enquirer. Census Jobs on Partition T.ines. The Democrats carried Texas toy over 200,000 in 1S9G , but Director Merriam - riam allows them but six of the thirteen - . teen census supervisors , giving the other seven to the Republicans. In nearly all of the States Mr. Merriam s distributing these places on partisan ines , and in some of the States there s much complaint over his methods. Springfield ( MassRepublican. - ) . Very Un-American. The proposed scheme for the govem- uent of the Philippines sounds strange- y Spanish. How utterly un-American Tlie panic ; in the background "The old man seems to Lc takinir a iot of interest in that work. " Denver News. ccm it sounds to talk of placing any p&rt n of the territory of the United States under the rule of a governor general ab and a cabinet of administrative officers thi to be appointed by the President at wlh Washington. Where does the local h self-government , which is the bulwark re of republican institutions , receive any woo ; recognition ? Chattanooga News. OB of The Sway of the Bosses. tm There Is a big elem'ent in the Repub crc lican party , who each year become coi : more deeply disgusted with the bosses ofc ' and bossism , and their allegiance has c ) only been retained ) iy , by giving them some special and temporary sop. In places the nature of things this cos element is a mil little larger and more thoroughly dis ed gusted than ever , and the thing which edUB troubles the boss the most is to devise nol something that will fool them just once : in more and keep them within the party Ge traces. Ashtabula Standard. nt io hear Treason from Abraham Lincoln. This extract from one of Abraham arC ' Lincoln's speeches sounds treasonable mo now , but it shone with the light of ab truth and right when the words were dei uttered : "When the white man gov erns himself , that is self-government ; but when he governs himself and also I governs another man that is more than siri self-government that is despotism. " usi Lincoln's speeches ought to be censore- gel ed. Perhaps they should be suppressed ver altogether. St. Louis Post-Dispatch. ing vet Money Trnst thr. Worst. bu1 Those "sound money" editors who eff are "tickled most to death" over the sil\ idea that Bryan is willing to place the of anti-trust plank above that made of era free silver , in the Democratic platform , per should not forget that he places the money trust at the head of the ob COl noxious list. Grand Rapids Democrat. un bai , A Real avijcator. It is natural that Mr. Hanna should silwh be the largest stockholder In the new whi American Ship Building Company. Mr. Hanna's in Pet experience holding the . helm of state entitles him to set him ure self up as authority g ship building gel and navigation. Omftlia World-Herald. par wei Which Will Mean Nothing. as The Republican party is such a bitter cou enemy of the trusts that it is going to disi wait until next year and then adopt a wa strong anti-trust platform. Omaha" frei We-rld-Herald. tob > r Currency "Reform" Scheming : . The Republican Congressional Cau cus Committee , to whom has been del egated drafting of a bill to "reform" " the currency , has been sitting off an # on for some weeks at Altantic City , and. % various reports as to the conclusions- that it has reached have found their- way into the newspapers. As it need'- not make its findings public for months to come , and may change them up to- the very last moment , it is evident that there is no reason why these reports- should be taken seriously. The proba bilities are , in fact , that they are inere- y designed to get the opinions of the people on this subject , and that the- committee is by no means sure about what it ought to recommend. The last report is that the committee- has agreed to tell Congress to declare positively that all obligations of the- [ Jnited States are payable in gold , and : not in "coin" which may be either * gold or silver as at present , and also- : hat a Government note once redeemed at the treasury in gold shall not be- ' paid out again except in exchange for gold. This is what the bankers are clamoring for to make money scarce > ecause they can then loan out their" hoards at greater profit. If the recom mendations were to be enacted into-- law they would be millions more the richer at the end of the very first year of the law's operation. Another reported recommendation of the committee is that the national , banks shall be allowed to issue notes- to the amount of the full par value of the bonds deposited as security , instead : of only up to 90 per cent , thereof , as at present. This would give the banks ? * many millions more paper money , guar anteed by the Government , and it would not cost them a cent excepting : for the insignificant charge made for printing the notes. Another thing the committee is re ported to be in favor of is the authori zation of national banks with capital as low as ยง 25,000 this to be for the benefit of the farmers , who are said to complain that they have no convenient banking facilities in their own locali ties. If any large number of such , banks were established the quantity of national bank notes in circulation , would be increased to an appreciable extent , of course , and would furnish , an excuse for calling in some more of the Government treasury notes and" strengthen the bank monopoly of the country's currency , and be a great step , toward securing the withdrawal of the entire greenback issues. New York ' News. Cndictmcnt Against Monometallism. The biraetallist members of the late aerman Silver Commission placed on. the record of the twenty-first session 'he fallowing solemn declarations : A setback to German agriculture is- nanifest , referable , on the one hand , to he "necessity of selling a constantly in- reasing amount of "depreciated agricul- ural products in order to pay wages , in- erest , rent , leases , taxes ; and , on. the otli- hand , to the increased power of eompe- ition on the part of other countries , silver xmntries , that is and , countries on ai. noney basis of depreciated paper. In. iroportion as their silver or paper loses power to buy gold , these countries , en- eying in effect a high export premium , are- ible to throw their native products upon he world's markets at prices far beneath vhat it costs German farmers to produce- hem , SQ plunging these latter in deep dis- ress. The demonetization of silver is also- forking a more and more visible injury German manufacturing industry : ( a > - n account of the ever-lessening ability- the farmer class to purchase manufac- ured products , ( b ) On account of the de- rease in exports to silver lands and of the- onsequent recoil upon the home market" the articles hitherto exported thither. On account of the competition offered the rapidly developing manufacturings ilants of silver lands , favored by the low est of production there and by the pre- lium upon exportation therefrom produc- by the fall in the gold price of silver. . Juloss means are taken to prevent , it wiljs be long before the manufactured pro- ucts of the silver countries will find the Jerman market. To import Indian yarcrV ito Germany is already a paying -opera- ion. : It is facts like these which have leo Reichstag to vote for another mone- ary conference of the nations. One could recite innumerable testi- lonies of the same tenor with 'the bove < did time permit and occasion emand. E. Benj. Andrews. Silver as Good as Gold Prior to 1873 gold-using countries ne mng silver for shipment silver- sing countries were obliged to sen * old to Paris to be exchanged for sil- , and silver-using countries desir- gold were obliged to send their sil- to Paris to be exchanged for gold ; . these exchanges could always be Efected at the rate of 15 % ounces of ilver for one ounce of gold , burdened , . course , with the expense of the op- ration , and it was to save this ex- ense by furnishing silver to persons ho desired it for use in silver-using : Juntries ] that the Bank of England nder < the Peel act of 1S44 , kept in theV ank as a reserve a large quantity of- Iver which it purchased and upom 4 'hich i it issued notes payable in gold 1 "This use of silver , " said Sir Robert in his speech advocating the meas- , "answered all the purposes of , " for while the French bimetallic continued 15 % ounces of silver ere everywhere and in all countries- valuable as one ounce of gold. Of urse , this action of the bank was- iscontinued when the bimetallic pap broken by the suspension of the- coinage " of silver by France in OcX ber. 1873"-Henry G. Miller. /