EUSSIl'S BIG HOAD. GREAT TRANS-SIBERIAN RAIL WAY SYSTEM. "When the Czar's Stupcndnous Project Is Completed Our Pacific Coast May Become More Important than the Atlantic. The Russian minister of railroads is quoted in recent St. Petersburg dis patches as saying that there is no longer doubt that the trans-Siberian road will be finished next year and that when it is completed it will be pos sible to make the trip around the world . In this dispatch an thirty-three days. same patch Bremen is taken for the Euro pean starting point , for the reason that .it is reached by steamer from New York ; thence the route indicated is from Bremen to St. Petersburg in one -aul a half days ; St. Petersburg to Vla- divostock , ten days ; Vladivostock to San Francisco by steamer , four and one-half days ; San Francisco to Chi- -cago. three and one-half days ; Chicago to New York , one day ; New York to Bremen , seven days. Should this longest railroad In the GREAT RAILWAY SYSTEM THAT RUSSIA IS BUILDING. ' world be completed next year it will have been nine years in course of con- -struction. The preliminary plan of its -construction was outlined by the late Emperor Alexander III. of Russia in bis rescript addressed in May , 1S91 , to the Czarowitz. Surveys were made for portions of this continuous trans-Sibe rian road in 1SS7-SS. Designed to be gin at Chelabiusk , near the boundary between European and Asiatic Russia , it was to end in Vladivostock on the Pacific ocean and , together with the system of Russian railroads , was destined - -tined for connecting the Baltic Sea with the Pacific. For the sake of facility of construction it was divided into seven lines under the following names , re spectively : The Western Siberian Rail road. SS3 miles ; the Central Siberian. " " * 1.14 ! ) miles : the Baikal Loop Line , 193 miles ; the Trans-Baikal Railroad , OS9 miles ; the Amoor , 1.111 miles ; the North Oussouri , 227 miles , and the South Oussouri. 232 miles. So that the total length of the railroad in Asiatic Russia was designed to be 4,507 miles , and the total distance from St. Peters- Tnirg to Vladivostock , or from the Bal- KAIT/NVAY ACHOSS THE STEPPES. tic- Sea to the Pacific , was estimated at C.L''IH miles. This gigantic work has lioen prosecuted with marvelous vigor and steadiness and a year ago was declared - clared to be uearing completion. Changes in the Line. Changes have been necessitated in the line by recent events in China originally only one port on the Pacific -was thought of , Vladivostock , and that Avas to be reached , first , by a northerly and then by a southerly bend entirely through Russian territory. But owing to interests obtained by Russia in Manchuria - churia it was deemed inexpedient to follow the line as it was originally sur veyed , and accordingly a new line di rect from Irkutsk southwest to Vladi vostock was adopted. Still more recent events in China have caused another change in the main line to be made , and in consequence not Vladivostock but Port Arthur will be the terminus on the Pacific. So that the trans-Siberian Uailroad divides into three prongs as near approach is made to the Pacific. One prong goes straight on to Vladi vostock , another strikes down through Manchuria and a third bears in a south erly direction down to Port Arthur. Either of these latter is a shorter cut to the sea by several hundred miles , the Port Arthur route being the shortest of the three. Vladivostock is not to be abandoned ; it will have its railroad and be made in consequence a commercial iplare of.importance , but it has the dis advantage of being during one-half the year under snow and ice. Port Arthur- is open the year round. But this latter port is in China and before Russia de cided to extend its trans-Siberian Rail road thither Russia must have conic tea a satisfactory understanding with -China. Within the present year , tliei ? . , St. Petersburg will be connected by rail not only with Vladivostock , but with Port Arthur , and probably within next year by branch roads with Can ton and Pelcin. It is estimated that after the road is paired after the first few years of traffic the journey from St. Petersburg to Pekin will be made in five days. From London the most important har- Ijor on the Japan Sea will be seventeen and a half days. It is now possible by the "North Express" to go from Lon don to St. Petersburg in two days and four hours. It will therefore be possible to reach Peklu from London in seven or eight days. But this in the future , While the road is newand stiff thespeed at which the trains will run will not be greater than twenty miles an hour , but even so it will be possible to go from London to Japan in sixteen days and to China in seventeen days. The shortest cut at present from London to those countries is across the At lantic , across the United States or Canada and across the Pacific , and with the best of luck it takes from thirty to thirty-live days to make it. At first thought this promisad short ening of the time would seem to bode anything but good to the transconti nental traffic of the United States and Canada which has been heretofore af forded by England in her commerce with Asiatic countries. But the intense rivalry existing between England and Russia is to be taken into account. The trans-Siberian road will not be extens ively patronized by England it will be supported by Russian traffic and , in a degree , by German. Time , it is true , is a valuable element in commerce , but it will "be lost sight of by the English while pushing their own interests in opposition to those of their ; most dan gerous rival. England , at any rate until the Nicaragua ! ! canal is construct ed , will continue to support the Cana dian Pacific Railroad by her shipments , and at the same time and from the same source the transcontinental lines within the United States will have each a share of benefits. Course of Kmpire Turned Back. It is for other reasons not to be feared that the course of commerce of em pire will be changed , turned back on itself , and made to move toward the east. It has ever been westward go ing , and there is every reason to be lieve that it will continue in that direc tion. Civilization , so far as we know , began in the Euphrates valley , moved to the Nile valley , and then to the east end of the Mediterranean. Rome took it up and spread it entirely around the Mediterranean , and afterward it drift ed out into the Atlantic. There was never any change or shadow of turn ing in the course civilization would pursue in its march over the world. Meanwhile eastern trade was had by the advancing nations first Venice possessed it , then Spain and Portugal , and next Holland ami England. Venice ceased as a world power , and her suc cessors to the trade of the Orient , while continuing in the rich traffic , looked ever out toward the west. At length nations surrendered that trade to commercial companies , and them selves sought more and more to dis cover and occupy new lauds in the dis tant west. Exactly three ce-nturies ago England incorporated the East In dia company , when England was en gaged in making conquests on the American continent. "Westward the course of empire takes its way. " It was pursuing that course when it left the Atlantic States of this republic and made its way over the Alleghenies and into the Mississippi valley. Again it was pursuing that course when , in 1S41)0 ) , the Pacific coast was reached , and the intermediate country began to be occupied by intelligent people. Our interest in "empire" is , or was until recently , limited to these United States , now far that interest may ex tend and how permanently nobody just now can say. But it is absolutely certain that the part the United States are to have in the trade and commerce of the beyond of all the Asiatic coun tries is to be immense and soon to be realized. The completion of the trans- Siberian railroad is an event of the greatest significance to this country. It means , first , that Siberia , a country as large as all North -America and about as diversified as respects cli mate and soil and general fertility as large portions of North America , will be filled up with industrious people , and that before the twentieth century is half out all Asia will be teeming with new life and sharing modern prosperity. Secondly , it means that the United States will then exchange products on a large scale with Siberia , China and every other country in that quarter of the globe. Then the Pacific Ocean will be white with steam and sail , as the Atlantic now is and our Pacific States will be populated per haps not less densely than Japan. The civilization on the Pacific coast will be the best on this continent , and the splendor of its trading and commercial achievements will eclipse anything that has been known in the past on the east ern side of this continent. Only the United States hesitates to race about and face the Pacific and the Orient. It Is Already Profitable. Such sections of the Siberian railroad as are being operated are reported to be earning operating expenses. The first , or western , section earned ex penses the first year , which was 1894. It carried of first , second , third and fourth class passengers 152,313. It , brought 159,000 settlers into the coun- j try , besides 33,000 workmen and 2.23S I j convicts. In 1S90 the connecting , or I j Omsk-Obi , section carried into the j country 37,300 passengers of the differ ent classes and lG,02i > settlers. In 1S9G on the third section , the Chela- binsk , , were carried 23,708 passengers and 3,072 settlers. That was thought to be a good beginning , but it is stated that since 1890 , the road having been enormously extended and old Nations improved and new stations established , the passenger business has largely in creased. Official tables are not at hand , but it is believed that during the last two years not less than 350,000 emi grants have arrived in Siberia. From all accounts the most of them are con tented and doing fairly well. The total receipts last year for transportation of passengers and freights were upward of $3,000,000. These figures will serve to change the ideas many hold of that country. Siberia has ever been re garded as a frozen waste , uninhabited except by exiles and quite uninhabit able. A country that can furnish such an amount of business to a new rail road is plainly something very different from that When the road is completed the pas senger business will be largely In creased , for the way passenger traffic will increase , and it is certain that thousands every year will prefer to go all-rail around the world , especially as that way it is cheaper and quicker. Tickets from Warsaw to Vladivostock cost 120 rubles , or $82.40. From Lon don to Vladivostock the cost of a ticket is 8119 , first-class ; a second-class ticket is considerably , cheaper. A Chicago person knowing the fare to New York and Londoa can easily calculate the cost of transportation from his city ' through Europe to Vladivostock. The price of a first-class ticket by the Suez canal to Japan is $428. Add the price of sleeping berth , twelve nights , by the Siberian route , and still there is a sav ing of $190. It is estimated that 100- 000 first-class passengers will use the new route annually. Expectations equally high are entertained of the freight traffic. Goods going over the road to the east and those coming west will be those that can pay the highest rates , such as furs , gold , silver , plat inum and tea. As the estimated cost of building and equipping the road is $100,000,000 , the highest earnings it may be capable of will be needed to pay a profit on the investment. But as the road is owned by the Russian Government and as above all things a military road , pecuniary profits are not what are mainly sought. Many Branch Roads. From almost the first the activity of the Russians in Siberia has not been confined to building the main line. Branch roads were earty contemplated and some of them are completed. The Russian railroad from Ekatrinburg to the navigable part of the Dwina is nearly completed and the products of Siberia will thus have an important outlet to the White Sea , and hand AROUND THE WORLD IN THIRTY-THREE DAYS. in hand with the building of the main Siberian water ways connecting with the railroad is progressing , and surveys are preparing for the building of branch roads to all the more important towns of the various provinces and to the mining districts. Few of these branches will be built , however , until the trunk line is completed , for most of the energy and money will be de voted to the main road until the great project is an accomplished fact. An enormous part of the country that is tributary to the Siberian Railroad is amply blessed by nature and Is capa ble of supporting an enormous popu lation. This road will be the main fac tor in the next century in the develop ment of an important fraction of the earth's surface. We have only to glance over the list of the projected lines connecting the Siberian road with China to get an idea of the immense in fluence which Russia is certain to wield over all the interests of Eastern Asia. WINDOW-GAZERS EARN MONEY. Method Employed by Merchants to Attract Attention. "Modern conditions , needs and com petition develop many queer pursuits , " said the State street merchant. "The business of carrying signs about the street 'sandwiching' it is called is a century old. Merchants used to ad vertise their goods , you know , by hir ing a man to go about ringing a bell and crying the wares of his patron. That is one of the street noises we have lost. I sometimes think it would be a good scheme to revive it. It would pay while its novelty lasts. The queerest profession of all professions , 1 think , is the professional window gazer. All pursuits are 'professions' these da 'S , as you are aware. We haven't any 'trades' left. Never heard of a window gazer ? "There are many in Chicago , and al though they don't get rich they are paid enough to keep body and soul together. A window gazer , as the name implies , is a man or woman who makes a living by gazing into a window. You know that if you stand in State street. look fixedly at the twelfth story of a build ing across the way , you will have a sidewalk blocking crowd about you in no time at all. Well , that is what the window gazer does. lie strolls casual ly along until opposite his employer's window. Then he stops and gazes with an appearance of deepest interest. In five minutes a crowd is gazing with him. As individuals of this crowd get enough and move on others will take their places for possibly half an hour. From a near-by street corner the orig inator of the audience is looking on. When the crowd has melted away to tally he gathers another by the same simple method. He works from 10 in the morning until 9 at night , and he is paid $2 a day. This may seem a large sum for such work , but it is not when the character of the window gazer is taken into consideration. He must be a gentleman in appearance. To dress well is a desideratum with -him. You will perceive that a man fitted out like a tramp might look into a window for an hour without exciting any attention or inducing anyone to stop and look with him. The nearer a window gazer can approach to the ensemble of a man of leisure and wealth out for a stroll the more valuable his services are. The same things hold good of women gaz ers. They are generally placed in front of the displays in the finer millinery shops of the department stores. You can spot one at any time by taking the trouble to hang about any establish ment of this character and keeping your eyes open. " Chicago Chronicle. Siberian Gentleman's Life. "For five mouths of the year the Sibe rian man of fashion lives in the open air , cither at the mining camp or in the hunting field , " says Thomas G. Allen , Jr. , in Ladies' Home Journal. "He is an early bird under all circumstances , and invariably rises between 7 and 8 o'clock , although he may have had but a couple of hours' rest. Nearly every meal is succeeded by a nap. However , dressing operations do not take very long , for when he retires the Siberian only divests himself of his coat and boots. Shirts are unknown in Siberia , and in many houses beds , also. The samovar is set on the dining-room table at 8 a. m. , together with eggs , black and white bread , sardines , jam and cakes , etc. Breakfast is eaten , and washed down by five or six glasses of tea stired up with sugar , cream and sometimes jam. At 1 o'clock dinner is served , and at 5 in the afternoon an other small meal , much like that of the morning , is taken. A meat supper fol lows at 9 o'clock. Nam ins tne Child. "Among the plantation negroes in the old times , " writes a correspondent , "the naming of a child was a matter of great moment. Since they all had the same surname , the distinction had to be made in some other way. And since there were 100 or more to be named , the Bible , classics , literature and his tory were culled from very freely by the master or some other member of the family to assist the parents in this matter. Among the various names I recall this was the most original one : Elijah the Prophet Lucius K. Polk Mars Abberth L . The later name was a compliment to one of the young masters , and not to have given the title 'would have been an act of dis courtesy. The name , however , was abbreviated to 'Prop , ' and he was so called. " New York Tribune. Some men consider that they are not dressed up unless they have a white handkerchief showing in their upper coat pockets. If a man avoids scraping acquaint ances he misses lots of scrapes ac quaintances get u man in Lo AN ECCENTRIC BAROr ? . lie Prefers a Tree to a House as a Place of .Residence. In the neighborhood of Huis ten Bosch , wlie o the peace conference met in Holland , lives Baron Van Ilyusseu , an eccentric "Holland nobleman who prefers a tree to a house as a residence. His "nest" is a shanty ten feet high , eight feet broad and ten deep , stand ing fifteen feet above the ground among the branches of a mighty oak in. the thickest part of the forest. Baron Van Hyussen says his house is cool in summer , being protected by the green roof , and not too cold in winter. He wouldn't exchange it for any palace in the world. He reaches it by ladder , but nobody else does , as he has no friends and is not on visiting terms with his rela tives. When he leaves his refuge to walk among the trees or to fetch feeder or water he lets down his ladder-draw bridge and immediately pulls it up again by a special contrivance. When THE BAKON'S HOME. he is at home the ladder is always up , and no amount of calling , shouting or other noise can make the baron lower it or persuade him to poke his head out of the door. When , fifteen years ago , he moved up among the trees the servants he then employed brought to the nest a small folding bed , a rocking chair , a tiny table , a cooking stove and a safe. These things are known to be in the shanty whether there is anything more besides the baron's fierce watch dog nobody knows. It is surmised , however , that Van Ilyussen keeps much money , gold and silver , on hand , for he is a miser. Passersby ers-by , it is said , often hear the click- click of coins coming from the leafy dome ; on such occasions the baron is supposed to be counting over his treas ure , but whether this surmise is true is a question. Perhaps he is merely try ing his gun. Shooting is the only pleas ure he allows himself , and , being the owner of the forest where he lives , he provides all the meat for his table. Wonderful stories are in circulation re specting the man's skill as a crack shot. Maybe that is one reason why he never yet was molested by burglars or rob bers. Twenty years ago Baron Van Ilyus- SPII held the post of chamberlain at the court of old King William. He Avas then one of the gayest dogs in the king dom and aided his royal master in many an escapade , for he was full of money and health. Suddenlj" , in the midst of pleasures , he withdrew him self from society , appointed an ad ministrator for his estates and went to the forest , where he spent a month put ting up the house shown in the illustra tion. That done , he discharged his ser vants , sold his horses , carriages and furniture and said "good-by" to the world. He has rarely spoken to any one since. Brain Stimulant. Sleep is the best brain stimulant. The best "possible thing for a man to do when he feels too weak to carry anything through is to go direct to bed , and to stop there as long as he can. Sleep is the only recuperator of brain power. During sleep the brain is in a state of rest , in a condition to receive and appropriate particles of nutriment from the blood , which takes the place of those which have been consumed by previous labor , since every act of thinking burns up solid particles just as every turn of the wheel or screw of a steamer is the result of consumption by fire of fuel in the furnace. AVfaen Leap Years Will Be No More. Within eight more centuries leap year will have become a relic of the present time. By that time the extra eleven days lost to make up the chang es from the old Julian calendar to that of the present day will all have been duly accounted for. and the world will run around in just 303 days , and no more. Ventilated AVaterprool' Goods. The experiments made by Mr. Ber- thier of Paris have resulted in the dis covery of a simple method of imparting to clothing fabrics the quality of re pelling water and yet admitting air for ventilation , the basis in this case be ing the use of wool which still contains the animal grease. Italy's Crown Prince. There is no more daring rider among European royalties than the heir to the throne of Italy , the Prince of Naples. He is a keen sportsman , and has very few equals in the hunting field. The smaller the woman the easier it is for her to twist a big man around her finger. "I wonder if that girl next door plays by oar ? " "No , by the hour. " Chicago Daily News. He "What are you two girls talking about ? " She "Nothing ; are your ears burning ? " Yonkers Statesman. "Jones got broke of walking in his sleep. " "How ? " "His wife made hits carry the baby. " Philadelphia Bulle tin. "How di'l you succeed in your speech' : " "When I sat down they said it was the best thing I ever did. " Judy. He "Was your brother engaged in the late war ? " She "No ; not until after he came home. " Yonkers States man. "Dasher didn't weigh his chances when he went into that enterprise. " 'And yet lie speculated on a large scale. " Moonshine. "I saw you waltzimr around your lawn this morning. " "Excuse me , that wasn't a waltz it was a hose reel. " Cleveland Plain Dealer. Adalbert And so I am the first man that you have ever kissed ? Guinevere Yes ; Adalbert ; the others took the initiative. Chicago Daily News. "Do you think strong dring shortens a man's life ? " "It may , but I never saw a toper who didn't live out the full ness of his days. " Philadelphia Bulle tin. "Who's that horrid little man over the way ? " "Oh , that's my brother. " "How stupid of me , dear ; I ought to have known by the likeness. " Ally Sloper. Listening to a speaker , you can tell every school teacher in the audience by the way they look when lie mispro nounces a word. Washington Demo crat. Surprising. Mr. Gotham " "Here. sir. is some whisky which I have had in my cellar for twenty years. " Col. Kain- tuck "Well ! How did it get lost ? " New York Weekly. Browne "Waiter , bring me a dozen oysters on the half shell. " Waiter "Sorry , sah , but Ave'se all out. of shell fish , sah , 'ceptin' aigs. " Rochester Union and Advertiser. "I would like a straw with this lem onade , " said the lady at the table. "Hey ? " ejaculated the waiter , who was hard of hearing. "No ; straw , I said. " Yonkers Statesman. Birdcage Bill W'ot is a loafer ? Why. a loafer is a feller dat loafs of course ! The Bowery Chicken Dat shows your ignorance. A loafer is a feller dat loafs and has no bank account. Maude "You wouldn't know my fiance now if you met him. " Nell "Why , has he changed so much as that ? " Maude "That isn't it , exactly. I've changed him. " Pick Me Up. Mrs. Murphy "Now , which wan oC youse byes trim that ball t'ro me base ment windy ? " The Pitcher "All kicks must be registered with the umpire , leddy. Play ball , fellers ! " Up-to-Date. The Wife "If you object tc giving me money always , why don't you givu int so much a year and have done with it ? " The Husband "I do give you 'so much. ' That's just what I object to. " Judy. Salesman "This is the fashionable color , madame. " Mine. Parvenu "Very likely but can't 3-011 let me have a cloth of that 'local color' the painters talk so much about ? " Le Journal Amusant. Young Optician "It seems to be a complication of coujunctivities , pres byopia and astigmatism. " The patient "Say , mister , how many pairs o * specs'll it take to euro 'em ? " The Jeweler's Weekly. "Johnny , are your people going to take you with them on that trip across the ocean ? " "Yes'm. " "Aren't you afraid ? " "Nome. Ain't afraid of noth- iu' . I've been vaccinated an' baptized. " Chicago Tribune. "Your voice , " said the commanding officer , "is decidedly rasping. " "Yes , sir , " replied the subordinate , touching his hat. "I have been out roughing it with a file of soldiers all the morning. " Chicago Tribune. "I hear that Mr. Whiflletrce has se cured a divorce from his wife , " said Mr. Birmingham. "He has been mus tered out of the matrimonial army , " replied Mr. Manchester. Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph. Benevolent Stranger ( to little boy who is looking about for something on the ground ) "What are you searching for , my dear ? What have you lost ? " Little Boy "My balance , sir ; I tum bled off er that fence jest now , and muvver sed as how I'd lost it , so I thought I'd try and find it afore father came home. " Ally Slcper. Inventor I've hit a money-making thing at last. The preachers will go wild over it. and it will sell like hot cakes. It's a church contribution box. Friend What good is that ? Inventor It's a triumph. The coins fall through slots of different sizes , and half-crowns , shillings and sixpences land on velvet ; but the pennies and half-pennies drop on to a Chinese gong. Tit-Bits. "Golf is such an expensive game that I really can't afford to play , " sighed ilrs. Quiverfull. "That's where you make a great mistake , " said Mrs. Bowser. "I found it a great economy. I don't have to keep a nurse any more , as the children are always on the links with me ; we don't have any more doc tors' bills ; and besides all that , I don't have to buy any more expensive delica cies to tempt my husband's appetite. He talks so much about his game at dinner that he doesn't know what eating. " Haruer's Bazar.