Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, June 01, 1899, Image 10
MAY. 1 JThe blackbirds follow slow behind the plow , -Or whistle from the maple's swaying bough : ' The robin builds her nest among the leaves , . .And countless swallows twitter 'ncatb the enves. . The plow-boy walks behind his smoking temn , .And guides aright the plow's unwieldy beam ; "The coal-black furrows rising fall and break , .And lie JiKe billows in his journey's wake The wood * have flung their banners to the world "Grot'ti HJIKS of leaves to every wind uu furled : And in tin : Holds , by thicket and by fence ' .The rabbit * hide in grassy cover dense. ! Pertly and saucily the old cock quail Whistles "Bob White" from off the top most rail ; .And when the evening flutters out her clonk. iFrom roadside ponds the deep-voiced hull frofTH croak. And jinglinply along the country lane , With broken chords of rustic , rude re frain. AsInk * , the sun from his high , ruddy doim . "In Indian file the cows come trooping home. Woman's Home Companion. * | Brown Bess. f * * ' 66WIFH I could sell Brown Bess , " < aid Susie Ross , rinsing the dishes she had just washed. "Oh. Suy ! " cried her brother. "What in the world do you want to -sell Brown Bess for ? " her mother ask ed , looking up from the dough she was kneading. "I could go to the academy , mother , for two more terms , " was the answer. "Then , perhaps I could get the school at the Comers. " "Nonsense. Susy. I need you to help me , " her mother said. "Keeping school is a thankless business. " "It's money , " said Susy , "and I do long to help myself , and you , too. Money will do everything that needs to be -done. " "Yes. that's a fact , " spoke up Tom , "and there's lots wants to be done. I'd -like to dear that five-acre lot for potatoes - toes and corn , but I can't do it. " . "And the- house wants shingling , " her mother said plaintively , her careworn -countenance taking on another shadow. "The front door's got a crack all the way acre , " Tom spoke up again , "and there ought to be a fireplace in granny's room. Then there's the barn : it's all we can do to keep the hay dry. " " 1 kuuw ali that , " said Susy. "I know the house is getting to be a scarecrow , and the barn is worse , and that's why I want to be earning. As for the shin gles. I should think you could put them -on your-e'f. Tom ; yes , and mend the < loor. " "Where's the shingles ? " Tom asked , in his matter-of-fact way. "Where's the nails ? Where's the hammer ? The old one is broken past mending. And whore's the money to get them with , \ 1 should like to know ? " "Sure enough , " said Susy , " unless I could earn it. That's why I want to sell Brown Bess. " "And if you do sell her , you won't get .much , " Tom said. "She's so full of her tricks the craziest colt I ever saw. " "I'm .more and more afraid to have you ride her , " he mother said. "But if you should sell her. there's the mort gage to bo paid in October. " "If I < ell her , " said Susy , quietly , "it will be to finish niy education. " "That's always your cry , " her mother went on , in plaintive tones ; "no matter what's needed ; but I s'pose we must give in. Bad as the roof is. it shelters us. What would we do without a house - over our heads ? " "I'd sell the cow. too , " put in Tom. \ "And then grandma would just about starve. " 'r.e mother supplemented. . - St y turned away from the table , an- rry and grieved , but she said nothing , only ran upstairs to her own room. "They don't see it ! " she sorrowfully 'murmured. "They can't understand that it's for their good and comfort I $ want to cret that school. I'm willing to -wear old clothes and to walk three -miles and back every day for the sake of finishing my education. Let the roof "leak awhile if Tom don't patch it. Let granny sleep downstairs , where there's a lire. I'll help them all in a year or two but they don't see it they won't see it. If I can only sell Brown Bess ! I'd go and beg time for the mortgage -or I'd borrow money or , maybe I can get enough to repair the house and go < to school , too. If only Brown Bess wasn't such a little vixen ! It will go " , iiird to part with her , though : it was 20. any father's last gift. " Tears rushed to the dark eyes , but she repressed them and went downstairs. After helping her mother about the 2iou.se she donned her sunbonnet and ; ran iuto the barn. Tom was rubbing -down Brown Bess , whose bright , glossy .coat shone like satin. " .Much as I can do to take care of lier. " said Tom. "She wanN a regular who would break her of her litile tricks. See how she throws /.her head up , and look at her eyes flash- j'iug fire ! Are you going to the store ? er's 131/nuer wants sugar and molasses and -vinegar and I've got to go in the field. " do. -.Yes , I'm going. " said Susy , "though . .I dread it. the bill is so large. If I sell my 5 Brown Bess that's the first thing I'll If ? pay. " "That and the mortgage , " said Tom. -"Well , I'll saddle old Djck. " Susy mounted to the back of the slow . old cart horse with gloomy forebodings. It was a warm September day. Even - ! u the midst of her anxiety the beauty git the ride to Hlllstou soothed and de- L lighted her. Every detail of the way was familiar to her , yet when she came to Silver Ledge Falls and saw the white spray leaping over granite rocks and ! dancing among tiny islands , she stop ped old Dick and sat enjoying the scene j as if she had never beheld it before. "Good morning , " a voice said behind her. her."Oh "Oh , Charlie ! " she exclaimed , with a start , "I didn't hear you coming. " "No ? The falls are so loud. I saw you at the bend and followed. Going to town ? " "Yes , Charlie , " she made reply , and in spite of herself her voice held a curious tremor. "You're worried over something , " he said , the keen lover's eyes noting the shadows. "Yes. Charlie , a little the same old trouble. I want to set things to rights and it's hard work , " she said , in a low voice. "I knew it. Why won't you leave all these matters and come with me ? The house is waiting for you and so am I. Susy , darling , make up your mind. " He held out his hand , a look of unut terable love making his rugged face beautiful. "If father had only lived , " she said. "But you know it is impossible now , Charlie. I can't leave mother not yet and I must finish the course at the B Academy , and keep school at least a year before I get things straight ened out. " He gave a long , low whistle , then urged on his horse , but stopped again till Susy came up with him. "You know I'll wait for you , Susy , as long as you say , but it's rather hard on me , as I'm forehanded and ready to marry. Susy , come , make up your mind. My house is a large one. I'll take youf mother and granny. Tom can run the old farm , and " "What ! Let you support me and the family too ? Never ! " and her eyes flash ed. "I would never permit it. " "Well , Susy , I've declared my willing ness to help you , if only you would let me , " said Charlie , "but since you won't , don't look so sad and worried , my darl ing. It's worth serving and saving for seven years if I can only win you at last for my wife. " ' "Oh , Charlie ! " she said , brokenly , "your love is priceless. Only be pa tient. " "I'll try. and keep on hoping , " he said , and they parted at the store. The grocer met her with a smile. Ev erybody liked Susy. Xo girl more genial than she under ordinary circumstances , but to-day her face was clouded , her manner preoccupied. "Mr. Lee , I have made up my mind to sell Brown Bess , " she said , after get ting the things she needed. "Do you know anybody that wants a horse ? " "Dear me ! Going to sell Brown Bess ! Well. I was thinking of buying a young horse for my Alice. Is she safe for a girl of 10. do you think ? " the grocer asked. Susy grew pale. She had not antici pated a question of that sort , but she answered after a moment's indecision. 'She is fond of taking her own head sometimes. No , Mr. Lee. if I find it hard to manage her. she would never defer for your little girl. " Ah. I'm sorry for that. Miss Susy , " said the storekeeper. "But I know a man who wants a spirited horse. What would you sell her for ? " "I leave that to the purchaser , " Susy made answer. "Papa paid $75 for her more than a year ago. and I wouldn't want to take less than that , for I need the money very much. " she went on , 'and if you will be so kind as to take an interest in the matter " She stopped , her eyes wistful. "Why , of course I will , " the grocer re1 sponded. "I'll send my boy to your house with the groceries , and he can bring the horse back with him. If anything is done in the way of a sale I'll let vou know at once. " Susy thanked him and went on her way home. As she came in sight of the house , an old-fashioned , two-story building , where dilapidation was ren dered picturesque by a profuse growth of ivy that covered the front porch and much of the exterior walls , she felt more comfortable as she thought over her prospects. In imagination she had fi her mother quite reconciled to all her plans , her school life assured and all ' things going on swimmingly. For who knew but Brown Bess might bring her $100 , she was so spirited and hand- some ? Work and home seemed brighter. The grocer's boy came for the horse , and hough it was hard parting with the hi u-etty creature , Susy , in expectation of esults , bore the separation bravely. le "Can't we take a little of the money vou get to shingle the roof ? " her mother asked as the horse was led away. te "I hope so , " Susy replied blithely. H "And you still think of going to school ? Ain't you too old ? " be "I'm not 18 yet , " was Susy's answer. an "Many girls go to school till they are . t\ "And there's clothes , to think of , dresses and bonnets and shoes. " A "Oh , they'll be provided , " Susy said , with a little laugh. la " ' ' ' ' ' in "An' winter's com in' an' it's two or three miles to the 'cademy , " her mother i went on , each time throwing a more 1U plaintive cadence into her voice. "Tom's 1UTl clothes are terrible patched , an' mother Tl needs flannels. I ain't so young as I If was once , but I ain't sayin * anything th about myself , on'y it's kind o' hard to ki spare you , " and the lines in her moth ' weak face deepened. "Mother. I wish you could sec it as.I to . I must go to the academy , " Susy se made reply. "It's the opportunity of ht life. But I tell you what I will do. " I get a hundred dollars for Brown Bess I'll divide even. Fifty dollars ; ca would go a long way , wouldn't it ? " "Well , yes. fifty dollars would get ev erything we need , " was the reply. "But you're never goiu' to get a hundred del lars. You'll be more than lucky if vou Wl fifty. " < 5 , < "WelL mother , " said Susy , desperate- te ly , "If I only get fifty , I'll divide even. It will be thirty dollars coming in every month if I only get the school. " "I don't see's there's any chance of that , " said her mother , with a woebegone - gone face. Day after day Susy waited , but no word came about Brown Bess. Tom declared that he believed there was no prospect of selling her , but one day Charlie Grant drove up to the house , his face fairly beaming. "I thought I'd bring you the news , " he said , as he came in the bright living room. "Have they sold Brown Bess ? " Susy asked , her voice trembling in her excite ment to hear. "Well , yes that is , if you'll take the price they offer , " Charlie made answer. "Oh , I hope it's a hundred , " said Susy. "A hundred ! " laughed Charlie. "Is that what you valued her at ? Lucky for you that I was in at the .bargain. That horse will be worth thousands of dollars before long. The man who bought her trains horses for the race course. He has discovered remarkable qualities in Brown Bess as a trotter , and is willing to give you a thousand dollars for her. " A thousand dollars ! Susy stood for a moment like a statue ; then she flew into the kitchen , where her mother was making the daily batch of bread , ex claiming : "A thousand dollars , mother ! we're rich ! Brown Bess is sold for a thou sand dollars ! You won't have to work hard this winter. Tom can get two suits of clothes if he wants them , and buy the five-acre lot. Grandma can have all the fire she needs ; the roof shall be shingled , the mortgage paid off and and " "What am I to have ? " Charlie asked , as she stopped , out of breath , he having followed her into the kitchen. She turned round , and , blushing beau tifully , held out her hands. He clasped them both and drew her to his bosom. "What do you think of this , mother ? " he asked of the glad-hearted woman at the bread pan. "Susy is to be my wife. " "Why , I think it's a good deal better than keeping school , " she said. Wav- erley. Some of the stars move with a velocr ity of fifty miles a second. The smallest perfect watch ever made is owned by a Russian princess. It was first placed in an exquisite gold case , covered with the most minute but literally perfect Watteau scenes in enamel ; then at the princess' desire the works were removed and placed inside a splendid diamond , scarcely twofifthsa of an inch in diajneter. After a long and patient struggle the women physicians in Russia have se cured a decree placing them upon an equality , both socially and politically , with the male physicians in the em- pire. All official positions will be open to them equally with men , and they will be entitled to pensions after the re quired length of service , and this whether or not they are married. Paris journals declare that delis are going out of vogue , and one philosophi cal writer explains why. In the good old times , he says , dolls were sold un dressed , and it was the pleasant task of the little girls to make dresses for them. ! Now they are bought dressed in the latest style , and the children , after playing with them a short time , throw i , them aside. The Pacific covers 08,000,000 miles , the ] Atlantic 30,000,000 , and the Indian Ocean , Arctic and Antarctic 42,000,000. To stow away the contents of the Pa cific it would be necessary to fill a tank one mile long , one mile wide and one mile deep every day for 440 years. Put in figures , the Pacific holds in weight 948,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons. The Atlantic averages a depth of not quite three miles. Its waters weigh 325,000.- 000,000,000,000 tons , and a tank to contain Oiti tain it would have each of its sides 430 miles long. The figures of the other oceans are in the same startling pro portions. It would take all the sea water in the world 2,000,000 years to flow over Niagara. A tank to hold it ( * , all would have to measure nearly l.OOC miles along each of its sides. Time , Two Minutes. si "Miss Daisy , you are writing to that little brother of yours who is visiting out AVest. aren't you ? " "Yes. He's a dear little fellow. I miss him so much. " bi "He is. indeed. Have you sealed the alC letter yet. Miss Daisy ? " C " " SJl "Not yet. "Add a postscript , if you please , and iy tell him I want to know how he would PC like ] me for a big brother. " In ( Demurely ) "Mr. Spoonamore , it will cl < at least two weeks before you get mw ] answer if you ask him. " w ( And the matter was settled in about dc two minutes. ) Chicago Tribune. is ; ai Community of Lone-Laved People. co While French town. N. J. . has a popu ov lation of but 1,050. there are in that . n. number fourteen persons whose ages- aggregate 1.185 years an average ot m nearly 85 years. Seven of these aged people are men and seven are women Their ages range from SO to 9G years there is any little town that can beat that for longevity we would like tc ev know it. l > i gji Is Mclviiiley's Double. to : Maj. O. L. Pruden , assistant secretary 3 the President , bears a striking re semblance to Mr. McKinley , a likenesz ro heightened by the high hat and Prince dine Albert coat he always wears. Conse- ai qtieutly the professional guides of the capital frequently point him out as the chief executive. The Most Extensive Cemetery. Q nose The most extensive cemetery in the so world is that at Rome , in which over in i (5,000.000 human beings have been in inW ( terred. Ditch Scraper. This scraper , to clean out a large open ditch , so far as I know , is not patented and may be constructed at home with the help of a blacksmith. It is 4 to 5 feet wide and about 2 : foot high , made of good tough inch boards and shod with a strip of steel ; an old crosscut saw is just the thing. Two handles should be bolted on the back- old plow handles will do , or something similar. The draft rods should be made something like a badly shaped S , and pass through slots cut in the scraper and are attached on back side of scraper , just over saw plate , with heavy j eyebolts or other device that will allow of swivel motion. They should be j . made of heavy iron and be about 20 inches long , the front ends connected with . 4 feet of chain with a ring in cen ter as shown in cut. To operate semper when the ditch can not be crossed with team requires a driver. He should have about 8 feet of chain attached to team , the big hook hanging loose. The man at the scraper drags it to bottom of ditch and sets it quickly in the mud , or behind a furrow or two that must al- DITCII SCRAI EI : . ways be turned out , not in , to scrape right. By this time the driver should have ' his team in position , exactly at right angle to the ditch : hook to scraper ring and drive steady , the man at the handles holding them nearly per pendicular till ready to dump , then un hook , ' and repeat. Though this may sound slow it is the practical way to clean out or deepen large open ditches , and two good men and team will make good progress when once accustomed to the work. Silas H. French , in Ohio Farmer. For Irricatinir Melon- . A bulletin of the Georgia station on watermelons describes a simple method of rendering concentrated fertilizer as similable or available and preventing the hill from firing. This is by the application of water artificially , when the rainfall proves insufficient. For this purpose a joint of two-inch terra H > tta sewer pipe is perpendicularly sunk in the hill before planting to the depth of six or eight inches , bell up ward , as indicated in the figure. The seeds are planted around the pipe and the stand subsequently thinned down to one vine , whose roots will eventually surround the bottom of the * ' pipe for quite a distance in all directions. The pipe itself should be filled with water late in the afternoon every day. if the weather is dry. or as often as may be found necessary. The ' ; > WATERING THE WATERMELON. Q ontinuous supply of moisture thus afw . orded will have a most noticeable oftl ect by rendering every particle of ai ilant food within reach capable of asw imilation. Ordinary drain tile may h le used in place of sewer pipe. ai ot Posts in Sandy Foil. . ] } ' 'There is great difference in the dtira- gi lility of different kinds of posts and al Iso in the soil where they are placed. sc Jontrary to the general impression , a g.r jindy or gravelly soil , which is usual- g.rw y dry. is much more liable to rot out or osts than one which is always wet. orB n the dry soil there are frequent la hauges : from wet to dry. by which laCi : lore air is brought in contact with tne Ci rood and this introduces the germs of ecay. In an always wet soil the water probably stagnant and contains little ir. Oxygen is necessary to all de- Pif oruposition. An old farmer uho had svned both sandy farms and those that ll ad , a clay subsoil once told us that ' osts on the sand had to be removed lore , than twice on clay subsoil. to Harrowing : Pastures. th Nothing is more beneficial to an old so asture than to harrow it thoroughly in very spring. A few roots may be th roken off. but the stirring which the gc ; urface soil receives opens it to air and se receive the rains which will set them nc growing more vigorously than be- ncAi Dre. Another good effect of the har- Ai awing is to break up the excrement ropped by the stock the previous year , ] ud scatter it so that it can fertilize a as reater number of plants. th Flax Fibre for Grain ag The farmers of Oregon have found a dr W industry , which at the same time lves the problem what the convicts i the State penitentiary can be set to fa ork at They are to weave the cloth all j from flax which Oregon farmers wi I grow , and make it into grain bags in j whl'-h to market their surplus wheat. These linen grain bags will be stronger and more durable than those of cotton , and as the coarsest fibre such as can be got from flax for seed can be used , it is believed they will not be expen sive. It is a good beginning for the and indus flax-growing linen-making tries. The manufacture of the finest linen fabrics will doubtless follow in due time. It is a great gain anyway for Oregon farmers to diversify their industries. They have been growing wheat too exclusively. Exchange. KfTectivc Farm Help. Every spring at the beginning of farm work an army of hoboes Hock to the country claiming to be in search of work. They remind one of the old English story of two tramps who said they had walked all over England try ing to get work , but hoping all the time they would be refused. Such help is worse than useless , yet it is the kind that the farmer is apt to get who puts off hiring help until he gets be hindhand with work , and then seeks the cheapest farm help , that is , the lowest price per month that he can find. Generally these hoboes give them selves away by asking in considera tion of their low wages that they be set only at the easiest jobs. They most always want to manage the horses , as that they think involves little labor. Such men are dear even if they would work for nothing. The only help that will do the farmer any good is help that understands the business of farm ing , and is not afraid to tackle any kind of work , however hard and dis agreeable it may be. Such help is al ways gobbled up early in the season , or kept on yearly contracts , so as to be sure of them when hiring-out time comes. Sweet Soap Grensr. In many farmhouses all the scraps of fat , cooked and uncooked , are thrown together in a large tub or ket tle. where , exposed to air. it quickly becomes exceedingly offensive to the senses. One wonders how it can be that such stinking grease can be changed into good , cleansing soap. But it is , and the explanation is that the thorough boiling which the grease with the ley receives destroys all the offens ive germs. But it only does this after much of the value of the grease has been destroyed. Get a cake of potash and make a strong ley of it. Throw this over the grease and fat. entirely covering it. The grease will be partly turned into soap by this , and will keep sweet without any waste. AVcitrh the The owner of this device , which was originally illustrated in the Farm Jour nal , is going toknow hereafter just what each cow is doing. lie will weigh each cow's milk as it is drawn , and then put it down on the paper in black and white the milk record for each week. The pros- v N ' 'I p e r o u s t armor WEIGHING MILK. makes use of business - ness methods. He knows what each animal is doing , and whether she gains or loses on particular kinds of feed. Guesswork is poor business on the farm , as elsewhere. And in this connection - nection it may be mentioned that the pleasing , cleanly and economical pracj tice of delivering milk in glass bottles is steadily increasing. Value of White Clover. One of the bad effects of frequently plowing and thoroughly cultivating soil is that this runs out the white iloverwhich is one of the most valu- ible pasture plants we have , besides ilso furnishing the very best pasture 'or bees. The plant is a low-running rino , rooting as it spreads through the oil. yet. being a true clover , it rots juickly when plowed under. No one f the grasses , except blue grass and nvhard ] grass , will stand drought so .veil , and as most of its roots run near he surface , a moderate rain revives it , ind sets it to blossoming again. In vet seasons bees make white clover * loney < even up to September , if there ire enough dry days for them to be int. White clover is a prolific seeder. n Hit \ owing to its creeping habit of n growth the seed is hard to gather and ilways sells high. It will pay to sow ome on land designed for.pasture , and rather the seed when it occupies the vhole laud. If sown with red clover alsike no white clover will be seen , * Jut ! it is there under the growth of the urger clover , waiting to make a big rowth when they die out. American Cultivator. . .j The Season for Strawberries. I" I"ai Small fruit dealers are more entor- ai n-ising in seeking markets than aver- tote ige farmers , probably because they to lave ! to be more intelligent and enter- re irisinir to succeed in their business , in i'his is especially true of strawberry- CM Towers , who begin very early in spring forward their fruit northward. By he time we get Virginia and New Jer- ey strawberries , the price comes with- everybody's reach , though higher han most of our home growers can pc et for their product. Instead of a bt eason of three to four weeks we can iow have strawberries four to fiv nonths in the year , or even more. Linerican Cultivator. ai CO In Brittany a certain mineral known "staurolite" is imagined to have lysterious power for good. Amulets of lis : material are sure preventives gainst shipwreck , drowning and hy- rophobia. ru Queen Elizabeth made her breau- asts and suppers off of salt beef and jle * r QUEER OLD ENGLISH CHURCH. Built by Richard 1IT. and Used Only Twice a Year. About a mile from the village of Towton , near York , there is an exceed ingly interesting and curious old church , known as the Lead Hall chapel. It is remarkable for several reasons , chiefly because of its age : its very small size probably it would not seat twenty people altogether ; its mean fit tings ; and , lastly , because of its curi ous choir. To understand about this choir it is necessary to review a little of the history of this famous old place of worship. There are two theories ast to its origin. It is most commonly be lieved that this chapel is the one known to have been built by Richard II. in memory of those who fell at Towton in 14G1 . It is claimed that the yearly services now taking place in it are a revival of those that were formerly or dered for the purpose of praying for the souls of the good Christians who fell in the great battle. Another suppo sition declares this chapel to be attach ed to the old manorhouse of the Tyas family at Lead Hall , and that the mem orial chapel of Richard III. has long since disappeared. It is obvious , however , that if this were the case a service every six months would not greatly edify the people in their spiritual life. Having thus explained the chapel'9 history , we may go to the choir. There are two services yearly held at the Lead Hall church- one in April and an other in October. There is. therefore , no regular body of choristers , but on such occasions a choir is made up from the chief singers in the neighboring towns , who are under the control , for this purpose , of a well-known musica1. professor in Yorkshire. The majority of the men and boys who make up the choir are drawn from York and Leeds. They receive a stated fee for their day's services , and are provided with refreshments. Those who maintain the theory of the chapel's origin in the time of Rich ard III. declare that that king made a grant of money for the holding of me morial services , and that it is for this reason that two services a year are regularly held.--Sunday Reader. ANECDOTE OF JUSTICE FIELD. Two Meetings of the Late Jurist with .Richard J. Oglesl > y of Illinois. ' Among the war .Democrats , " said the Doctor , "no one exercised more in fluence than the late Judge Field , and that reminds me of a story. Mr. Field won't to California as a Mi-er. and there are still living some men who remem bered him as the alcalde or mayor of the little town of Marysville in Cali fornia. He was then a good lawyer and he was elected to the headship of the municipal government because an alcalde was judge , mayor , and supervisor ser all in one. "One day Richard ,7. Oglesby , who had gone from Illinois to California , drove over from his mining ramp with his ox team to Marysville for supplies. Scarcely had he arrived in the town when he was summoned to appear as a juryman in a case about to be called. He protested and said that he wasn't n resident of the town , he had no in ] terest in the affairs of the county , and he j was only there for a short time , and he j did not want to serve. Xo excuse was taken , and he was sworn in as one of the jury. It then occurred to him that all of the panel might get off if they would insist upon having their fees before they took their places in court. . , _ - * . ' "Ogjesby wasji lawyer , and lie pre sented their point with considerable adroitness. The alcalde , surprised by the new point raised , heard the argu ment , saw the point of the speaker , or dered the clerk to pay the fees , and held ' all the jury for the full length of the trial. Years after this , when Ogles by was United States Senator from Illi nois J and Field was an Associate Jus tice of the Supreme Court , the two were introduced in Washington. Ogles by at once said that he had had the pleasure of meeting Mr. Field in Cali fornia. The Judge said that he did not remember any meeting in the West. Then Oglesby told the story of the jury fees ! , and Mr. Field remembered dis tinctly ' the incident. After more than t twenty years the alcalde of a California - nia village and the grub-stake miner re newed their acquaintance , one as Sen ator and the other as Justice of the Supreme Court.-Chicago Inter Ocean. Appropriate Yell. The imitative qualities inherent in man a legacy from his simian ancestors , tors , some philosophers assert re ceived a humorous illustration in Phil adelphia the other day. There is a "college" in that city for the education of youths who intend pursuing the "tonsorial profession. " and at a meeting of the students , held discuss various matters pertaining their interests , it was unanimously resolved to have a "college yell. " After much consideration the following was evolved : 'Rah ! 'Rah ! 'Rah ! We're scalper : ? , by jrnm ! Hair cut. shampoo , shave , bay rum ! Next ! Next ! Next ! This yell has least at the merits oc perspicuity and sanity , which cannot said of the "college yell" in general. Worth the Money. Mrs. Homespun ( indignantly ) Here's article says that in Formosa a wife costs live dollars. Mr. Homespun ( thoughtfully ) Wai. a good wife is wuth it. Spare Moments. Sufficient Liquid. Three pints of liquid a day is sufli- rient for the average adult. > Keep at work all the time , and peo- will have greater difficulty In dis r covering that you are a fool. IL ;