WATSON ORDERED TO MANILA. "Will Relieve Dewcy When the Ad miral Wiahe to Quit. Hear Admiral John C. Watson lias been - ordered to proceed to Manila to relieve Admiral Dewey as cominandcr-iu-ehief of 'the Asiatic station. Secretary Long said that Rear Admiral Watson would not rsucceed Admiral Dewey as a member of the Philippine commission , and that the .Admiral will remain in Manila until the commission's work is completed. The -orders to Itenr Admiral Watson are due to the intimations received , from the Ad- nniirai of his desire to return to the United HEAR ADMIKAI. WATSON. 'States and of the request of Watson to be assigned to duty. While it is impossi ble as yet to fix an exact date for the re turn of Admiral Dewey , navy department officials express the belief that it will only be a matter of a short while. They base this opinion on the supposition that the native army is about to surrender and that the opposition in the Philippines cannot - -not long continue. Even at this early date the national welcome to Dewey on his home coming has been proposed. DEATH RODE THE WIND. Seventy-five New Graves Tell the Story of Missouri's Cyclone. The death-dealing cyclone , of which Kirksville , Mo. , was the especial target , was one of the worst calamities in the history - tory of the State. Seventy-five new graves Is a most eloquent , and yet most terrible , evidence of the awfulness of the storm. In the hospitals and homes are 200 hu man beings suffering from broken limbs or worse injuries , and over all this scene is the grief of the bereaved men and women who mourn the loss of friends and homes. Years will not blot out the memory of this terrible storm , which left a path of death and desolation in its wake. At Kirksville over 100 houses were torn to splinters , and of the inmates of these houses none escaped injury and many met death ; death came in all shapes of horror , and the sights that greeted the eyes of those who were early upon the -scene after the fury of the wind had been Filipino Peace Proposals. I'eace must be made on our own lernib Nashville American. Surrender first , peace and reconciliation afterwards. Louisville Courier-Journal. It is regrettable that there should ht any delay in arriving at terms of peace. Buffalo Courier. It is useless to urge that Agninaldo can not surrender without the authority of thf Congress. Omaha Bee. Aguinaldo's effort to work the manana game on Gen. Otis was not successful. Seattle Post-Intelligencer. Self-preservation will force Luna to ac cept Gen. Otis' terms of unconditional surrender. New York Mail and Express. Aguinaldo is the kind of general who thinks twice before allowing a war to in terfere with his summer vacation. Wash ington Star. Talking of peace cannot stop fighting just now , unless complete surrender is agreed to , for the serious part of the rainy season is near at hand. Minneapolis Times. If the insurgents insist on losing another capital or two before making peace. Gen. Otis should hasten to gratify their desire with all possible dispatch. Sioux City Journal. Of course Otis is carrying on the nego tiations with the Tagals badly ! He is an ignorant wardog on the ground , and the know-it-alls him off-hand - - here could tell - that he ought to surrender uncondition ally ! New York Tribune. Hero of the Hour. Hurrah for Gen. Funston ! He richly deserves his promotion. Kalamazoo Tele graph. Hail to Col. Funston , the unosculated Hohsou of the Orient ! Detroit Free Press. It is Gen. Funstou now. No American volunteer ever deserved better of his coun try. Washington Times. Ten to one when Aguiualdo gets his last ditch ready that man Funston will be on hand to swim it. Cleveland Plain Dealer. Col. Fred Funston is so small that it will be easy to Hobsonizexhim when he returns to this country. Springfield Jour nal. nal.In In the race for fame the Kansas colonel who bites is several laps ahead of the Ne- A SCENE IN THE CYCLONE'S WAKE. GATIIKUIXG THE DEAD. spent shall be memorable for their gruesomeness - someness and ghastliness. The walls of buildings fell with a crash that sounded above the roar of the storm , burying peo- .ple in the ruins. Frame buildings were twisted and lifted from their foundations ; others Were utterly demolished , pieces of them being carried for miles. The bodies of the storm's human victims were found 'hundreds of yards away from where their -homes had stood. HIS SHELL A SUCCESS. -Gathmnun'ft Gun Cotton Projectile Tested at Sandy Hook. Louis Gathmann , the Chicago inventor , achieved a remarkable triumph at Sandy Hook. A big cannon loaded with a gun cotton shell , fo which was attached one of his pecial fuses , was fired. The gun was blo\\n to pieces , but the shell remained in tact , showing that through the device of Mr. Gathmann , gun cotton shells can be safely used in war as engines of destruc I tion. The experiment further demon- ! -stratcd that gun cotton will not detonate when discharged by means of a high pres sure. It was believed the cruiser Vesuvius had timidc a new. era in naval warfare when .gun cotton shells were discharged by pneu- iniatie .pressure. . In the'Sandy Hook experiment - periment the gun was purposely exploded In order to demonstrate that gun cotton . .could be used with the minimum of dan- rgerl The element of safety was introdue- 1 ed by the Gatimiann fuse. It is estimated that England's stock of , coal will last 200 years longer , and North < . ' America's GOO years. It is not likely , however - ever , that these supplies will be needed , .as it is probable that before many years . have passed , power and heat , more economical - -omical and better , will be secured in other vTvays. . A warranty deed for an SO-acre tract of -/mineral land in Jasper County. Mo. , which was recently filed with the recorder at Oarthage , bore revenue stamps aggregat ing $344. The price paid for the land $344,000. braska colonel who only barks. St. Paul Dispatch. Col. Fred Funston , the Kansas cyclone in the tropics , is not a Chicago man. He didn't stop to boil the water. Omaha Bee. Bee.Col. Col. Funston can have anything he wants in Kansas when he gets home , even Jerry Simpson's socks , if he can find them. St. Paul Globe. If the people of Kansas do not elect Col. Fred Funston to something they will miss a great opportunity to honor a real hero. Baltimore American. The Ball Teams. The New York team is the laughing stock of the country. New York Evening World. Pittsburg has won a game. This is a notable occasion on account of its rarity this season. Pittsburg Dispatch. The ex-prides of Van der Ahe haven't as yet had their batting eyes forwarded from St. Louis. Cleveland Leader. It looks now much as if Manager Han- lou had taken the wrong batch of stars over to Brooklyn. Brooklyn Citizen. The Boston nine continues to emphasize the brilliant success with which it can lose games this season. Boston Herald. Can it be possible that this is the begin ning. of the end that has marked the play ing of the Phillies for several seasons past ? Philadelphia Times. The chief trouble with the Colonels this spring does not seem to be that the men are playing poor ball , but they do not ap pear to work together. Louisville Post. What is wanted is a team run by McGraw - Graw and Robbie and owned by gentle men who not only live in Baltimore but stay in Baltimore , are at Union Park to see their team play , and who have not g superior financial baseball interests in any n other city on the circuit. Baltimore News. bt Iatest Achievement of Science. is Wireless telegraphy gets here just in time to announce the arrival of cowless milk. St. Paul Dispatch. Wireless telegraphy is evidently one of the solid scientific achievements of the day. Springfield Republican. The Hawkeye' believes the wireless teleg raphy is a demonstrated event and that it will find its practical utilities in the commercial as well as the scientific world. Burlington Hawkeye. The successful experiments in wireless telegraphy said . be be arc t < causing some concern to the managers of the telegraph companies but not enough to cause them the < > stamp messages , as yet. Tacoma Samoan Situation. Maluafa probably begins to realize what ing is meant by "the power behind the thrown. " Louisville Post. Admiral Kautz's ready-made king is a subject of the American people. Consequently quently we can all reflect that , though we have no king over us , we have one under p. us. St. Paul Dispatch. It has already been the boast of the Rt. law Hon. Joseph Chamberlain that he has never taken physical exercise. Now lie is reported laid up with the gout. Serves him right. Boston Herald TOTAL IS 3674,981,022. Official .Report on Appropriations of the Fifty-fifth Congress. The appropriations made by the thin ] session of the Fifty-fifth Congress amount to $674,981,022 , according to the volume relating to appropriations , new officest etc. , completed by Thomas P. Cleaves and James C. Courts , chief clerks of the Sen ate and House Committees on Appropria tions. The appropriations were as fol lows : Agricultural $8,726,022 Army 80,430,204 PJplomatic 1,714,534 District of Columbia 6,834,534 Fortifications 4,909,002 Jndian 7,504,776 legislative 23,110,841 Military academy 575,774 Naval / 48,099,970 Pension 145,233,830 Postofflce 105,634,139 River and harbor 16,091,842 Sundry civil 49,385,931 Deficiency appropriations 25,005,913 Miscellaneous appropriations , In cluding $20,000,000 to carry out treaty obligations with Spain. . 28,744,590 Permanent appropriations 128,678,220 Grand total $674,981,02 In addition to the specific appropria * tions contracts were authorized for in * crease of the naval establishment and foi various public works throughout the country requiring future appropriation ! by Congress in the aggregate sum ol $77,047,274 , including the following items ; Three new battle ships , three armored cruisers and six pro tected cruisers , to cost , Includ ing armor and armaments $44,104.500 Iliver and harbor Improvements. . 23,806,324 Public buildings In various States , Including a new government printing office in Washington. . . 8,163,450 At.an annual cost of $12,150,867 new offices and employments to the number of 49,669 are ordered , while those abolished or omitted amount to 852 , at an annual expense of $843,371 , thus making a net increase of $11,307,496. Of this increase. 38,815 are for the military establishment under the act increasing the efficiency o\ \ the army , and 9,572 are for the naval es tablishment. A comparison of the total appropriation ! of the third session of the Fifty-fifth , Congress for 1900 of $674,981,022 with those of the second session for 1889 ol $893,231,615 shows a reduction in favo ? of the third session of $218,250,593. PERMIT FOR CANAL. Conditions Are Named Upon Which Channel May Be Opened. Secretary Alger's visit to the Chicago drainage canal resulted in the issuing oJ | a permit for the opening of the big ditch as soon as the work has progressed sufficiently - : ciently to make that possible. The sam ttary district of Chicago is permitted tq &pen the channel subject to three condi tions : ' First , leaving it distinctly understood that the Secretary of War will submit pertain questions that have been raised to Congress , and that the permit is sub ject to such action as may be taken by Congress. Second , that if at any time it appears Vhat the current , created by such drainage work in the south and main branches of the Chicago river are unreasonably ob structive to navigation or injurious to property , the Secretary of War reserves the right to close or modify the discharge through the channel. Third , that the sanitary district of Chicago cage must assume all responsibility for damages to property and navigation inter ests by reason of the introduction of a current in the Chicago river. What State will have the first town called Funstonia ? " The fruit raisers would like to know what the 'cold waves are saying. Unlike most aspirants , Aguinaldo did S his running after he got the office. The Twentieth Kansas regiment is first C in swim , first in push and first in pull. v Luna has no ships , but he appears to be making a large number of fleet move ments. C It is surprising that Aguinaldo's forces succeeded in escaping a stuffy death in the Bag-bag river. The operation of the new bankruptcy law is having the effect of showing how much some people owe , at any rate. rifice are cast in the shade since Wiscon tlw sin solons enacted an anti-pass law. w . An exchange says Aguinaldo wants to catch his breath. If his breath is ahead of him it must be a swift institution. be "Throne Makers" is the title of a new book by William Roscoe Thayer. Per haps a copy should be sent Admiral Kautz. The Dreyfus case is said to be nearing the end. It will be surprising to observ ers if it closes during the life of Dreyfus. The capture of Aguinaldo might be hast C ened materially by setting the United died States , secret service department after w him. ] ed A "Straw hats are shy , " says the Pitts- fj burg Telegraph. The summer girl , though , p not thought to be more bashful than of , yore. w "The crisis in Jamaica is over , " says the st Philadelphia Ledger. The crisis in jam- lei making , however , will not be encountered it for some months. , , A New York judge has decided that young people may kiss in public. It is m hoped that Gotham's young men will not nc miss cars to take a buss. fa An exchange says the Gen. Wheeler he marriage rumor Has taken a fresh start. er Perhaps marriage rumors will ultimately loM required to obtain a license. loSI This is enlistment season in Spnin. but SI army is not filling up very rapidly. The er majority of the Spaniards have about con ci cluded that they are not a fighting people. st This issuing of proclamations to the fly Filipinos is on the assumption that those who run may read. Ct One of the members of the Connecticut CtM Legislature introduced a resolution to pro M vide that the General Assembly shall finally adjourn on Thursday , April 6 , at 2 ha : ias m. , "this act to take effect upon its pas- - " cc sage. Wisconsin has passed a marriage license and placed prohibitory measures about juvenile matrimony , but a great many young people will manage to get the op portunity of repenting at leisure just the ivas same. lie EDWARD ATKINSON. Noted E--nomiat AY ho Has Come Into Conflict with the Government. Edward Atkinson , the celebrated Bos ton t economist who by his anti-imperial propaganda has come into conflict with the Federal Government , has for years been famous as a writer on economic top ics. He is a native of Brookline , Mass. , is ii i : 72 years old and lives in Boston. Mr. Atkinson is vice-president of the Anti- jI Imperialist League and is really at the head of the objectors to the administra tion's Philippine policy. He has preached the anti-expansion policy and has sent circulars to the soldiers in the Philippines. Mr. Atkinson , in his pamphlet , urges "the I EDWARD ATKIXSO3T. youth of the land to avoid disease in the tropics by refusing to enlist or volunteer in the army or navy of the United States , ' and goes on to say that "the way will be found for the volunteers , now helc against their will , to get their release from unlawful service. " These circulars have been pronounced seditious and traitorous by President Me Kinley and his cabinet , who say the pur pose of the anti-imperialists is to incite mutiny among the soldiers , thus interfer ing with the Government's work , and to foment insurrection among the Filipinos , The circulars were seized at San Fran cisco by order of the Postmaster General SPRING PLOWING VERY LATE , Resnlt of Returns Furn'shed to the Department of Asrricultiire. The May returns to the statistician ol the Department of Agriculture show the acreage in winter wheat in cultivation on j May 1 to have been about 25,900,000 acres. This is about 4,000.000 acres less than the area estimated to have been sown last fall , but it still slightly exceeds the area of winter wheat harvested last year. The reduction in acreage in the principa States , as 'compared with the area seeded last fall , is as follows : Kansas , 808,000 ; Illinois , 701,000 ; In diana , 394,000 ; Missouri , 345,000 ; Texas 227,000 ; Ohio , 149,000 ; Nebraska , 144 , ' 000 ; Michigan , 128,000 ; Wisconsin , 120- 000 ; Tennessee , 105,000. The condition in the principal States , after reducing the acreage as indicated , is as follows : Pennsylvania , 86 ; Maryland , 83 ; Vir ginia , 78 ; Texas , 07 ; Tennessee , 78 ; Ken tucky , 70 ; Ohio , 82 ; Michigan , 60 ; In diana , 68 ; Illinois , 54 ; Missouri , 65 ; Kan sas , 64 ; California , 96 ; Oklahoma , 86. Spring plowing is unusually late in al most every part of the country. The work already done is estimated at 57.2 per cent of the total contemplated. The proportion tion usually done by May 1 is about 75 per cent of the whole. A CONFERENCE ON TRUSTS. Four Days' Session to Be Held in Chicago - cage This Summer. A national conference on trusts and combinations will be held in Chicago dur ing the coming summer. Tire Civic Fed eration ] of the city has been fostering the scheme for some time. The plan is to gather together a body of men from all sections ( of the country who will reflect tlC views of labor , commerce , political economy ( , law , trade , and in fact of all the varied ; industrial , educational and profes sional elements on the latest and greatest of national questions. The intention is to hold a four days' conference ( , one day being devoted to rail- road combinations , one to labor organiza- " vc tions , one b industrial combinations and of one to remedies and to methods of proced in ure. One of the most important questions th to be discussed will be that involving the sl.- jurisdiction of the various States and the It Federal Government in the disposition of of this issue. The courts have held both : \i ways , and if light is needed on any point ih the investigators of the trust say it is this teen one. For this reason the Governors and Attorneys General of all the States will asked to be present to give their views. Mi WIND AND WATER RAGE. th Kansas , Oklahoma and NebrasKa asei Towns Seriously Damaged. est Tornadoes swept the Kansas towns of Coldwater , Lexington and Ashland Tues- * j day night. In Coldwater a dozen houses . , were wrecked. Joseph Bowers was kill- and a half dozen persons were injurad. one Aldrich's general store was wrecked , brick m block on Main street blown down. The bij Presbyterian Church was blown away and n the court house was unroofed. A terrible fit windstorm in Ellis County picked up a ba stretch of wire fence a quarter of a mile tin long , carried it three miles and wrapped was securely around the steeple of the Mun- sjr gor Catholic Church. A great amount of rain , amounting al- ei most < to a deluge , fell Tuesday night in CO northwestern Nebraska , from which no orj fatalities have resulted so far as can be To beard , but which has destroyed a consid ne erable amount of property , especially on for lowland farms , the Chicago , St. Paul and evi Minneapolis and Omaha and the Pacific trc Short Line railways being also large los- srs. The town of Homer was the prin- , L-ipal ] sufferer. At Winnebago agency the storm was accompanied by enormous hail. as ve Sparks from the Wires. jei Severe tidal waves reported from the itj Caroline Islands. the G. i W. Spurgeon killed by lightning , haTh Morgantown. W. Va. The Julius J. G. Lay of Washington , D. C. , Ta been appointed consul general at Bar- lege L-elona , Spain. g/ ; James Harvey , Elkhorn , W. Va. , struck DC lames P. McClure behind the ear with a , rock , killing him instantly. Ar Body of an unknown man , about 30 , ed found in an opium joint , Chicago. Be * _ . . ieved he was poisoned by a woman. He SAILING WITH ADMIRAL DEATH. Boys , are ye calling a toast to-night ? ( Hear what the sea wind saith ) Fill for a bumper strong and bright , And here's to Admiral Death ! He's sailed in a hundred builds o' boat , He's fought in a thousand kinds o' coat , He's the senior flag of all that float And his name's Admiral Death. Which of you looks for a service free ? ( Hear what the sea wind saith ) The rules o' the service are but three When you sail with Admiral Death. Steady your hand in time o' squalls , Stand to the last by him that falls , And answer clear to the voice that calls : "Ay ay ! Admiral Death ! " How will ye know him among the rest ? ( Hear what the sea wind saith ) By the glint o' the stars that cover his breast Ye may find Admiral Death. By the forehead grim with an ancient scar , By the voice that rolls like thunder far , By the tenderest eyes of all that are Ye may know Admiral Death. Where are the lads that sailed before ? ( Hear what the sea wind saith ) Their bones are white by many a shore They sleep with Admiral Death. Oh , but they loved him young and old For he left the laggard and took the bold , And the fight was fought and the story's told And they sleep with Admiral Death. -McClure's. OUT OF THE MOUTH OF BABES. led Herr Schweppe to WHAT the Auianites no one knew but the elders. The Auianites did not gossip about it. They were not given to gossiping about any thing. Work , duty , God these were all their thoughts. But the visitors to the close-lying Amana villages seldom failed to notice that Herr Schweppe was a gentleman and to wonder how he came to join tne Amanites , with their plain clothes aud their lives of toil. The mystery was hid in the books tcoi of the elders. There was once a visitor who claimed that he had a glimpse of the page and saw "Bismarck" written twice on Herr Schweppe's record. The name was "Von Schweppe , " too , this visitor said , although it was only Schweppe now. Be that as it may , Herr Schweppe's daughter , Annie , bore the traits of noble German birth. She was a dark- haired , dark-eyed maid , appearing among the other girls of the community like a bit of Sevres ware surrounded by pieces of useful but homely plaiu white china. Little did the thrifty , godly Amauites care for such beauty. In Amana a yard of blue calico was accounted as worth far more than a dimple. The sorrows of exile killed Herr Schweppe when Annie was a child , be fore she had grown so beautiful. An- uie had never seen a mirror , and no oue told her of her beauty. Her mother gloated over it in secret. She loved Annie far better than the elders would have sanctioned , but when the child was near she was silent and cold. The life of repression had had its effect on poor Mother Schweppe. In. Amana the elders discouraged lovemaking. Men and women entered the church by different doors , and a " line of sawdust-box cuspidors marked off the men's side of the house. But among the girls at the Amana gast- haus were two persons who did not have the law of Amana in their hearts. w They were not Amana girls , but came ai from outside , for no Amauite would PI have permitted his daughter to be sub aC jected to the gaze of the strangers in C the gasthaus. It was Madge and Nora , Bi alas ! who put all the mischief into An grF nie's mind. F June moonlight was falling over the Sf . yellow wheat fields , and the fragrance in ! f grapevine blossoms on the wall half Jj ? intoxicated Annie as she leaned out of the small , square window next the slanting roof of her mother's cottage. nie was while Annie was still thinking ( the land that might lie outside of I Amana that Madge and Nora came along and asked her to go with them their "party. " And Annie stole away , ey ind went. at his A ghostly little "party" it was , of th Madge and Xora and Annie and only he three others , in the hotel kitchen , but " ( they sat in the glare of the oil-lamp " - reflector it seemed to Annie the wild- rp dissipation. Two sheepish young Amauites slouched on the bench at oue side of the kitchen , nervously pulling their straw hats over their faces if anv glanced at them. The third young tba man was entirely unlike these. Annie , bat ig-eyed and timorous , gazed at him row wonder. He wore such clothes as idly fitted him ; his ruddy hair was brushed ack from his ears , not over them , in fashion of the Amanites. His face clean-shaven , his figure lithe and to sinewy , and his merry eyes roved hith ing and thither while he regaled the . S1" company ! with music. It was a mouthS1" organ which he played , but no matter. St. Annie it was heavenly. She had ' " aever before heard music of any kind , the Amanites attached a penalty even to whistling. Suddenly Annie was ( trembling and sobbing , and the player , sic conscience-smitten , ceased his melody , ua He was not a great stranger to Her. t-h Annie had thought. He had , not so was very many years ago , worn the blue lum. jeans and straw hats of the commun- ve . He was none otaer than Hermann. f0 ( son of Herr Tappan , whom Annie vo often seen in church when a child , li" community had permitted Herr. -nr Tappen to send his son away to a col- 0j | , for Hermann was to be the physician - rj : sician of the community , their Herr ic Doctor , as they called him. \ i lie \ ( Hermann understood the timidity of lird Annie. He , too , had once been restrain- Oy till all his thoughts were sadness. ; ! ; bade the girls take her at once to i-ise her mother's cottage , and he watched them till Annie had disappeared through the window. But why should the young Herr Doc tor come to Mother Schweppe's cottage next day , asking for her famous wine for his patients ? "Knowest thou not I have disposed of it long before this time ? " cried Mother Schweppe. "I thought perhaps tnou mightst be making it again , " faltered Hermann. "Make wine in June ? What sort of a man ! " and Mother Schweppe laugh ed loudly and unmelodiously , much as one of her cabbages might have laugh ed. ed.And And while her dull eyes were closed in mirth , Hermann crushed into Annie's hand a bit of paper , and Annie , child though she was , hid herself among the grapevines before she dared to open it. "Thou art most beautiful ! I love thee. " That was all. After that it was easy for Annie to climb down by the grapevine from her window , and once she went alone with Hermann , far down the solitary rail road track. But Madge loved Her mann , too , in her way , and , being jeal ous , she told Annie's mother. The next day the elders came to Mother Schweppe's house. No one smiled , and the interview was full of long silences. Annie was taken down Iit the street , an elder in front of her , and an elder behind her. They put her in 4la house , far away from her mother , and gave her a double portion of work. s Hermann , too , was taken to a cloister , / " * " though he went laughing. Six months' separation , six months * fasting , prayer , and hard work was re quired , and If after that ordeal the two still wished to be married the elders would consider the matter. A week passed , Hermann and Annie had sat in their places at the morning service , and it chanced that they , with meekly folded hands , emerged from the two doors of the church at the same moment. Suddenly each one advanced to the other , they met , and walked to gether. The elders were so astounded that for a moment no one could speak. There had never been such an auda cious breach of the rules. Even the most venerable members of the com munity were dumfouuded. The whistle of an approaching train awoke them all to action. "Disobedi ence ! " the chief elder cried , and all the elders hurried down the street to the railway station. Here they found Her mann and Annie , impenitent and defi ant There was a brief , storm of angry word ; * . "We give you but one year to con sider , " said the long-faced chief elder. "You may never show your faces here again if you come not back within the year. " "Thou , Hermann , leavest thy aged father , and thou , Annie , thy mother , " said another , more kindly. Annie looked down at her blue calico gown and her rough shoes. "What have thej- done for us ? " she cried. They ascended the steps of the car. r "Give them good-by ! " called Hermann , petulantly. "We come back no more. " "All the world loves a lover , " said Herr Tappan to Mother Schweppe , sad ly , "but the lover loves no one but him self and his sweetheart. " So Hermann and Annie went to the city. They were happy , and there seem ed to be no ghosts at their fireside. "Father and mother think more of their carrots than they do of us , " they would say , merrily , when they spoke of Amana at all. In May their baby was born. He was a beautiful child , and Hermann and Annie never tired of watching him. Hermann could scarcely tear himself ! away from baby to attend his patients. Contagious diseases he refused to treat. Baby might catch them. Annie's face grew softer as she looked at the child. For hours they would amuse them selves watching him clasp a lead pencil his chubby fingers. They cut off aleck lock of his baby hair and saved it in the Bible. "Whom does the baby look like , An- * ( ? " asked Hermann , carelessly , one day. "Like you did when you were a baby , suppose , " answered Annie , gayly. Suddenly a startled look came into her eyes. The thought came to Hermann the same moment. He dropped on : knees before the child. "Did they think : of me as we think of our baby ? " whispered. Annie was sobbing. "God may yet forgive us , " she cried. "The year is not ended. We may still return. ] " The good God had not ended Mother Schweppe's life. Herr Tappan , too , was still trudging among his vege tables , when Hermann and Annie came back. "It would have been a year to-mor , already , " Herr Tappan said , stol , but his withered lips went trem bling , and he embraced Hermann and Annie and blessed them. And Mother Schweppe paddled back nor cellar with a sly smile , return full-handed. "I have all this time since last autumn kept six bottles of wine for thee , Hermann , " she said. " Louis Globe-Democrat. Things Invented by Lunatics. On the authority of the resident phy sician of a lunatic asylum , a very val uable improvement connected with ma- i-hinery , now in daily use everywhere , : invented by the inmate of an asy . No name is given , because the in ventor is now quite cured , and is a , somewhat ] prominent man , but his in vention , designed and modeled while was perfectly mad , has since brought ( him thousands of dollars. An- her lunatic invented a simple auto matic contrivance to be fixed on the heads ; of lawn tennis rackets to pick up ball without stooping , and so satis- , was the d/sctor of there being mon- in it that he advised the inventor's friends to secure a patent for him la he should become cured. Hi 4s"V " - 4s"ti