Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, March 02, 1899, Image 3
P ; AS EVERY LADDIE DOES. Oh , when I was a tiny lad I wandered in a wood , Qo ? look for fairies or for flowers , as every laddie should. M U f only got my fingers stung by things that creep and buzz ; t learned to look for them instead , as \ ) every laddie does. ' I sought Ihe pretty fairy folk in all the yellow flowers. ( Where nothing but the busy bees im- proved the shining hours. "I found a little caterpillar hanging by a thread ; I put him in a buttercup and took him home instead. I caught some minnows in u pool , and thought myself si man , Because I found that I could fish , as every laddie can. I got my father's pocket knife its blade was red with rust A.nd cut my name on many a tree , as every laddie must. I made a sturdy walking stick , to climb the highest hill. And whittled till the- knife was blunt , as every laddie will. I owned a treasury of things that I had round or caught , And changed them oft for better ones , as every laddie ought. I had a little pnggy dog , and pets of many kinds , sou'e they diiMi , and some got lost , : is ovorv laddie h'nds. I covered a pony and a gun to shoot the crows A pony is n beauteous beast , as every laddie knows. 'What most I loved wore fireworks and all that lights and burns , But these soiiH'tinu'S arc treacherous , as every laddie learns. IMy coats grew shorter in the sleeves , my slippers crushed ray toes , But such things always smaller seem as every laddie grows. St. Nicholas. JEANNE'S BJttAVEfiY. ELIX LABARDIE had been a V F < Franc-tireur in the great war of " * I" - - 1870 , and I liked nothing better In the than to sit and listen to evening L1KU1 IU J5iL 111VI IIOIUII tJ iis stories of the terrible time when France lay gasping and bleeding. One evening we had been silently smoking for some time when lie said , "Did I ever tell 3-011. monsieur , how I fell into the hands of the Germans and out again ? "Xo. " I said. "I thought the Germans shot all the guerrillas they caught. " "They let me go free , monsieur , " he said , with a grim laugh. "It may seem incredible , monsieur , but Jeanne 3-011- der hold the life of royalt3T on her finl ger tips. " y "I should like veiy much to hear the fr story. " I said. "fortainly. monsieur , and if monsieur thinks what was done was wrong ho must excuse a woman in love. "After Sedan , monsieur , a meeting was called in our village , and thirty of us enrolled ourselves as a company of Francs-tireurs. We felt we could do more for France as irregulars than serving under incompetent generals. "Wo were well armed , and a brave and r skillful old veteran commanded us. As the Germans were in force around IMetz we inarched in that direction and made our headquarters in the hills be- liind a village called Pency , about three leagues from the fortress. It was in Pency .leanne lived , and from the first moment I saw her , monsieur , I said to myself.'If fortune is kind , Felix , ' 111 at girl shall be your wife. ' Her fath er was the miller of Penc'3 % and the ac cursed Uhlans had almost ruined him. ( They were very bitter against the in- . vaders. and 1113 * profession made me find favor in her eyes. Before we had l > een at Penoy a month wo had plight ' ed our troth , on the understanding that we should not marry until France was rid of the eneni3 % "Small as our band was , we made ourselves a terror to the marauding Uhlans , thanks to the generalship of old Montbon. Jeanne was invaluable to us. She was all 03-05 and ears , and ilontbon failed her the 'head of the in telligence department' of our band. I used to meet her every evening , when it was possible , in a little cave I had 'discovered , which , having no outlets , was proof against surprise. "We stayed three months at Pency , and then the place became too hot for us , and we prepared to leave for a vil lage some leagues to the south. I fell into the hands of the Bavarians the it very evening before we were to leave Pency. "Jeanne declares to this day , and I believe rightly , that I was betrayed b3 * a villager , a 3roung follow named Odoau , who believed the Virgin had in tended Jeanne for his wife , and who was even savage when she refused him. But be that as it 111.13 % monsieur. I was seized at dusk that evening as I was on ni3r way to meet Jeanne , and was taken so completely -by-surprise that I had not the least chance of de fending myself or trying to escape , and. worse than all , was taken with the rifle In my hand. " 'You are an assassin , ' said the stout little officer in command in barbarous French. 'You shall be shot. Where are your companions ? ' "But I profqssed not to understand. I was afraid of being shot on the spot. to There was much of the executioner and little of the judge in those days , monsieur. "Much to my relief , my arms were bound behind me , and we set out for the hamlet where the Crown Prince Frederick had his headquarters. "As fortune would have it , Jeanne met us on the road. Monsieur would suppose .that Jeanne is a quiet little he woman , but monsfeur has not seen her thoroughly aroused. She was roused then , monsieur. She flung herself on J me and tried to release me. Then she I seized the bayonet of a Bavarian , and I if I had not begged her for my sake to be calm she would have fought the whole party single-handed. Then she fell to beseeching them , for she could speak German well , but they only laughed at her and drove her off with foul words. My heart was like lead then , monsieur. But I did not know Jeanne. "I was taken before the prince's adjutant , who promised me liberty if I would betray my compatriots. But I feigned stupidity , and when he found that I Avould tell nothing he ordered mete to be shot at five the next morning. 'We give you till then , ' he said , 'to find your tongue. You'll be dumb enough after. ' And he laughed. "I was bound like a log. monsieur , and thrown into a hut and brutally kicked. My thoughts were not pleasant all this time. I lay thinking of Jeanne , whom I should never see again , pictur ing that , woman-like , she would go home and weep in her helplessness and despair. But I did not know her then. She was working for me with all the energy and wit of'a woman. Jeanne , Jeanne , ma petite , come here. " Jeanne came to the door. "Come and tell monsieur how 3011 saved me , ma petite. " A blush overspread Jeanne's features. "What , that foolish story again ? " "Certainly not foolish , " I interposed. "I should deem it a kindness if 3011 would oblige me. " "If monsieur wishes it , and monsieur Avill allow me , I will get 1113' knitting. " "Certainly , " I said. "WhenI saw'him carried off , " Jeanne began as soon as she was seated , "I was in despair , for I knew what his , fate would be. And then the good Virgin put an idea into m3 * head , and I prayed to her to give me strength and cunning to cany it out. There had been a sharp fight a week before , and I knew Jacques Pellet had possessed himself of some Gorman uniforms that he had taken from the dead. So I de manded them from him and threatened him till he produced them. A sous lieu tenant's uniform fitted me nice v , and after cutting off 1113' hair and conceal ing a pistol and dagger in my tunic I hurried away. I crept along cautiously when I ueared the enemy's lines , for my plan was to get through the sen tries without being challenged. When I heard the pickets I dropped on the ground and crawled like a snake. And 3et I was nearly caught. A German oflicer was loaning against a tree , and I almost touched him. I lay still with out breathing audibly for a long time how long I cannot sa3 * until he moved away. Then , once inside the 11II lines , I rose up and hastened to the IIr prince's headquarters. I prayed for courage and then walked up to the door. I trembled so that I could hardl3 * speak. Fortunately the oflicer did not observe 1113 * agitation. " 'Take me to his highness instantly , ' I said in 1113 * best German. 'Important dispatches. ' " 'Who from ? ' he began. " 'To his highness instantly , ' I said boldl3 % but 1113 * knees shook under me. "He looked at me closely in the dim light , and I felt ready to faint. Then without a word he took me to the prince's room. 'Important dispatches , ' he said , knocking and showing me in. " 'From whom ? ' asked the prince. " 'In private , 111.13it please 3-0111- high ness , ' I stammered , but feeling that I would not leave without Felix's life or another for it. " 'Retire and leave us , Haupe , ' said the prince , and the officer , closing the door behind him , obeyed. " 'And now , ' said the prince kiiidl3 * . 'You look pale and ill , sir. What is your name ? ' 1 "The key was in the door , and I turned it swiftly. 'And now. ' I said , ' pulling out my pistol and pointing it full at his face my hand did not even tremble at that supreme moment 'your highness , ' I said rapidly , 'if 3'ou call out. 3'ou are a dead man. ' "Ah , he was a German , but he was so bravo , so brave ! He did not even wince , but he looked straight into 1113 * O3es and smiled. " 'Ah , ' he said lightly , 'a stratagem ! Who are you , and what do 3011 want ? ' " 'Monsieur le prince , ' I said , 'I am the daughter of the miller of Pcnc3 * . M3 * lover , Felix Labardie , was taken b3 * your men to-night as a Franc-tireur. If he is not already dead , he Is con demned. I want his life or you lose yours , monsieur. ' " 'A woman ! ' he said. 'Well done , ' and he smiled , and the pistol almost dropped from my hand with the pity of till I thought of Felix. 'I know noth ing of this , 1113 * good woman. Xo , but sta3 * . Here are some papers Elberfeld has left for me to sign. Ah , here it is. Felix Labardie , peasant , taken with arms. To be shot at 5 a. m. ' " 'lie shall not die , 30111highness , or' I could not threaten him with words , but 1113 * pistol was steady. " 'But he is an assassin. ' " 'Xo , ' I cried , 'ho is a soldier , though he docs not wear the uniform. Imagine , I. your highness , ' I said , 'if I should have dared so much for a murderer. ' a " 'But he has fought as a Franc- tireur , not as a soldier. ' " -What of that ? And if he had not fouirht for France in her hour I would mine. 'Threats do not move me , but you are a brave woman. ' "And then my courage left me , mon sieur , and I dropped the pistol and flung myself sobbing at his feet and beseeched and entreated him. And he raised me , monsieur , and made me drink wine and tell him all the stoiy. Ah , but he was brave , and a true gen tleman ! And when I told him all he said , 'He shall be pardoned , ' add- Ing I w.ith a smile , 'Such a devoted wom an must not go husbandless. And then j I ] fell to weeping again , monsieur , and kiseti 1 his hand and tried to thank him. And he took me to Felix , and he was released. I flung myself on Felix and cut his bonds myself , and we thanked the 1 prince together. We women don't find l out if men are worth it till after ward , monsieur , " with a sly look at her husband. ] "Three dnys later an orderly came with a bracelet from his high ness , and on it was engraved , 'To a brave 1 and devoted Frenchwoman. ' See , I wear it still. A.li , monsieur , we wept when that noble prince died , and the great doctor could not save him. We sent a wreath , and I presumed to write to the empress. She is a wortli3 * daughter of 3our queen , monsieur. She sent me a letter written with her own hand. She was worthy of that true and brave gentlerj man , her husband. " Waverley. HOW BOOKS ARE BOUND. A. Simple Description of This Useful and Interesting : Process. Bookbinding has been practiced for centuries. Maii3 * years previous to the invention of printing the loaves of missals - sals and other manuscripts were preserved - served by being fastened together and . , . . . . - * * inclosed in covers of wood , sheepskin , etc. Often the covers were richlj * orna mented with gold , silver and jewels. Some of these volumes are still to be of the old world. cm bookbinding "forwarding" and "finishing" and in each of these de partments there are various sub-divi sions. Forwarding comprises what is really necessary for the preservation of books : finishing is simply embellish ing them. The first operation in bookbinding is to fold the sheets by means of a thin piece of ivory called a folder ; machin ery has been used with much success in folding. The object is to bring the pages together in regular order. After being folded , the sheets are gathered and collated to the numbers , 1 , 2 , 3 , etc. , that are placed at the foot of the outside page of the folded sec tions. These numbers are called sig natures. The book is then made solid b3' being placed in a hydraulic press , or under some other pressure , such as the nature and the size of the book m i3' re quire. The next process is to saw indenta tions in the back of the book , prepara tory to sewing. This is accomplished 1)3' passing the back of the book or sheets over rapidly revolving circular saws. The book is then sewed on a frame called a sewing bench , each sheet being attached b3r a thread to cords across the back. When removed from the sewing bench the book receives its "Avastc papers , II or blank loaves. Then it is trimmed b3 * being cut on the edges with a knife aparatus. The edges are either left white or are colored b3 * being sprinkled with color thrown on with a brush. "Marbled" edges are made b3 * dipping the edges of the leaves in colors that float on the surface of gum water. The "comb edge" is made by draw ing a comb through the colors on the surface of the gum water before the book is dipped. If the book is to have a gilt edge , it is placed in a press and a coating of red color applied ; the edges are then sized with white of egg , gold leaf is laid over the sizing , and after it has dried thoroughly the gold leaf is burnished with agate or blood stone. A coating of glue is then applied to the back of the book , after which it is backed b3 * means of a machine that gives roundness to the back and pre pares it for the cover. The cover is Pn made by boards , cut larger than the o leaves of the book , over which the out side material , such as cloth , leather , 'etc. , is fastened with glue , space enough being left between the two boards to fit the back of the book. After the cover is dried , the embel lishment is done b3 * stamping the desir ed letters or design in gold , black or colors. The cover being thus finished , the back of the book is fitted into it and glued , the blank pages are pasted to the inside of the cover and the book is placed in a press to remain until dry , from which it comes ready for the pub lic. Phiadelphia Times. " " rt About Tobacco. V Wise people do not condemn tobacco when used in moderation. Prof. Hux- SJ 103- said : "Smoking is a comfortable Ci and laudable practice , is productive of good , and there is no more harm in a pipe of tobacco than in a cup of tea. " The late Rev. C. H. Spurgeon , at the end of one of his sermons , said : "I in- tenri to smoke a cigar to the glory of a. God before I go to bed to-night , for I have found intense pain relieved , a weary brain soothed and calm , refresh- ing sleep obtained b3' a cigar. " Bishop Burnett remarked : "I always smoke while I write : " and Bishop Fletcher said , "I smother 1113 * cares in tobacco. " Lord Clarendon avowed : "Xo man In Europe loves a good smoke better than . " Lord Broughham declared : "I cer tainly derive the greatest benefit from pipe of tobacco. " Thackera3 * com mended tobacco as "one of the greatest comforts of my life a kind compan ion , a gentle stimulant , an amiable anodyne , a cemeuter of friendship. " London Lancet. Bulk and. Weight of Snow. ho A cubic foot of newly fallen snow weighs live and a half pounds , and has twelve times the bulk of equal to weight of water. A wife certainly has no cause for complaint if her husband doesn't love her any more providing he doesu't 13- love her any less. Xo one has ever been able to explain E he why bald-headed men have their hair cut of teuer than other men. In Proposed Minnesota I/aw. Under the present laws it is almost nn impossibility in Minnesota to build macadam roads on account of the ex pense it would impose upon the prop erty owners along the improved roads. Xot only do the existing laws stand in the way of constructing permanent good roads , but also render it impossi ble in the less populous counties to keep such roads as there are in repair. To keep a road in good condition re quires constant care and intelligent rs supervision. Under the present S3rs- tern of allowing the farmers to pay their road tax in labor a great amount of time and effort are expended once a year in making repairs which are jfteu unnecessary or made in the wrong place , and at all events undone , by the first storm , and the road is per- mittcd to go from bad to worse until , the next season for working out road taxes conies around. The system of paying taxes by labor is ineffective , and consequently ex . travagant. Data of the good roads advocates j.v vocates show that it costs less to keep roads in perfect repair when the taxes are paid in money and competent supervisors - per/visors arc hired than it does to keep them in a semi-passable condition under the labor law. Slight repairs made when needed cost little and avoid the necessity of an extensive outlay of time and money later. The proposed amendment modeled after the Xew Jersey law , which has proved to be highly satisfactory , makes provision for a State road and bridge fund , and for a State highway commis- mission. which shall have general su pervision of the expenditure of the money in the road and bridge fund. The commissioners serve without com pensation. The State contributes , not to exceed one-third , to the building of any road , and the work is done under the direction of the local authorities. The State does not undertake to build any roads , but to assist the different lo calities. The State board shall approve the plans of a proposed road before any aid is given to its construction. A tax of one-twentieth of a mill may be levied for the fund. Xo county shall receive less than one-half of 1 per cent , nor more than 3 per cent , of the amount expended by the State in any one year. The proposed law will do away with the present wasteful and unsatisfac tory method of maintaining the coun try highways and substitute a rational and economical system of paying for the work necessary and having it per formed under competent supervision. It will take from the farmers the burden - den of building the improved roads and distribute the expense 'so that the cities will pay their share. The theory of the law is the same as that upon which a State tax is levied for public schools. The State does not undertake to establish schools , but it assists the districts. Xcxt to schools there is no improvement of more vital importance to the development of the country dis a tricts than good roads. a Level Roads Wear Best. Sir John Macneil says "that if a road S has no greater inclination than 1 in 40 there is 20 per cent , less cost for U maintenance than for a road having an inclination of 1 in 20. The addition al cost is due not onl3' to the greater in jury 1)3' the action of horses' feet on the steeper incline , but also to the greater wear of the road by the more frequent necessity for sledging or brak ing the wheels of vehicles in descend ing the steeper portions. " ol DARING CONVICT. The Only One Who Ever Escaped from Portland Prison. A daring and adventurous criminal appeared 'in the dock at Southwark in the person of William Bartlett , alias " Gordon and Beaumont , a ticket-of- leave man , who was charged with fail ing to uotif j" himself to the police. The prisoner , who is 57 years old , and has a record of sentences totaling thirty-four years of imprisonment , is is said to be the only man who ever es eiei caped from Portland convict prison. ei This happened in 1870 , while he was Sl serving a. second term of ten 3"ears' penal servitude for burglary. He was FO confined in a cell situated in the very center of the prison , and by the aid of OI . chisel made from a pail handle suc enw ceeded in removing some stones from w his cell wall and crawling into a ven P2 tilating shaft , which ran through the th building between the floor of his and the neighboring cell and the ceilings of the cells below. When he got to the outer wall of the building he removed more stones with his peculiar instrue3 ment , and then , by means of a rope , which he had made from his sheets , he * ; dropped to the quadrangle below. lieTJ succeeding in eluding the civil guard , " . and mounted the first wall safely , afterward - the , terward crawling along the intcrven- ing space to the second wall , which he Sil also.climbed. He escaped the notice of efo the military sentry , and crawling along fo got safelj- among the quarries. Here - remained for six days , existing on SJ the bread which he had saved from his prison fare , awaiting a suitable night swim unobserved to the mainland. He achieved this , and , arriving at Dor- } Chester , broke into a clergjmau's u * she house. Having feasted himself aud donned clerical clothes , he walked bold- to 13from the house. A feAv days later a police constable saw a clergyman feed ing on blackberries , and noticing that " . was eating ravenously became sus picious. The clergyman did not appeal- the least nonplussed at the constain ble's attention , and he would hare out of the difficulty safely had not the officer noticed he was wearing prison socks. The prisoner , in the name of Beaumont , was sentenced to eight years' penal servitude on April 3 , 1S71 , for prison breaking and the burglary of the clergyman's house. London Mail. HE HAUNTS DEBTORS. An Odd Specimen Who Is a Successful Collector of Bnd Debts. "There's the best collector in Augus ta , " and the head of an Augusta firm indicated the man on whom this praise had been bestowed. lie doesn't look it. " "Xo , nor anything like it , yet I believe - lieve that his appearance is about 90 .per cent , of his stock in trade. Just size him up. Did 3011 ever see a more ingenuous face ? He got his job just as he gets 11101103 * from debtors that are bad paHe came right to me and asked for emplo3nieut. I told him that we were not in need of anyone , and followed the usual form in telling him to call again. "He took the invitation literally , walked around the square and dropped in to make another application. 'You told me to call again , ' he said. 'Want a good man ? ' I did the usual thing once more , carelessl3- asking him to call again. "Another trip around the square , and he put in his third appearance , once more informing me that he was a good man in search of a job. I tried him again and he proved to be a four-time winner. "Then it struck me that he would make a collector if he carried his per- sistenc3 into his work , and he has sP proved a wonder. He has realized on old accounts that we had given up as hopeless long ago , simply wearing debt ors down to where the3 * would rather pay' than be bothered .1113' further. "One sharp rascal , who makes no pretense of paying his debts , told onr phenomenon that he would have to get up very earl3in the morning to get anything out of him. Our man was at that fellow's house at 2:30 : a. m. , routed him out. and actually got the money He never tires and never lets go. "Another maddened debtor told him to sing for his money , and 'old reliable' simply took a stool in the office and sawed away on 'Old Grimes Is Dead' until he got the cash. " Augusta ( Me. ) Journal. Wreckers. "Caesar's Creek , " on the Florida coast , was named after a famous old pirate , called Black Caesar , whose pro fession added to the risks of marine in surance. After the pirates the "Flor- ida wreckers" came , of whom H. A. Willoughb3 % in his "Across the Ever- glades , " tells this story : A large steamer was stranded on the reef < not far from Cape Florida ; no sooner had she struck than the news Sls spread ] rapidly along the shore. The people for twenty miles around gatherai ed on the beach opposite the stranded " eisi steamer. Among them were a numai sib ber of Indians from the Everglades , who chanced to be down there , and knew what a "wreck" meant to the wreckers. The steamer , loaded with an assorted cargo , began to break up , and barrels , cases and boxes drifted gradually ashore. : There were casks of wine , boxes of soap , cases of bottles of wine di bia and ; iron , and a hundred other articles , bi The Indians seized upon the wine , and TS soon ( were in a condition that allowed bi the white men to secure the more valpi liable ; prizes. m The squaws struck a bonanza in a pi case of vaseline. They thought it a re new variety of the white man's frying si fat , and starting a fire fried pancakes ai in it. What a dish pancakes a la SeniA iuole ! o- Martyrdom. At the age of 17 Miss Willard records in her diary tin's tragic announcement the end of her romping girlhood : n This is my birthday , and the date of bi my martyrdom. Mother insists that at dc last I must have 1113- hair "done up cr woman-fashion. " * She sa3's she can lo hardly forgive herself for letting me "run wild" so long. We've had a grea " time over it all , and here I sit like an- otlher Samson shorn of Ms strength. That figure won't do , though , for the greatest trouble with me is that I never shall be shorn , again. My "back" hair twisted up like a corkscrew ; I carry eighteen hairpins ; my head aches mis m erably ; ni3' feet are entangled in the skirt of 1113- hateful new gown. & I can never jump over a fence again , h long as I live. As for chasing the sheep down in the shady pasture , it is out of the question , and to climb to 1113 * f in the bur-oak eagle-nest seat big - would niin this new frock beyond re- pair. Altogether , I recognize the fact si that my occupation's gone. tc Grateful Greeks. The Queen of Greece Iatel3' sent an American woman an autograph letter expressing her thanks for a generous contribution sent a few mouths ago to Tr the ' American-Greek mission at Athens W The woman is Mrs. De Grace , Xew siv York ' City. Her contribution was for , \v fci benefit of the sick and wounded Greek soldiers and their families. It is said rhat in mau3' Greek schools , whenar ever the national anthem is sung , it is J followed 1)3 * the American national livnin. in grateful recognition of the W sympathy and substantial aid received am from nmu3' citizens of this country. do so W After a man has taken a girl to a theater as often as six times , and called upon her with chocolates in his pocket , on begins to see a resemblance in him her favorite hero in a novel. Perhaps homo is all the dearer to some men because they are seldom there. A spinster sa3's the opportunity is more often a failure than marriage the ONLY FOUR OF ITS KIND. Another Notornin Mnntclll Has Cnncht in Nerr Zealand. A strange wild bird of the coastt fiords of Xew Zealand is the notornis mantelli , another specimen of which has * been caught , and so precious are they and so greatly in demand by nat uralists that many lives have been lost in the effort to run them down In their remote fastnesses in the wilderness. The steamer Warimoo , arrived re cently at Vancouver , reports the cap ture of a notornis by a dog belonging to a tourist. It is a handsome bird , with a heavy gait , and is absolutely un able to use its wings for natural pur poses of flying. _ Its feathers , back , wing and tail are an olive green , with almost metallic tlIi luster , and below a short tail , very pe culiarly , it is pure white. Its legs and toes < are a rich salmon red. Another remarkable feature is its beak , a great equilateral triangle of hard pink horn , with one angle direct ly i : forward. On the upper side back of the beak is a band of soft tissue , like rudimentary comb , such as appears more developed in ordinary domestic fowl. < Altogether it is a most peculiar specimen. ; The present specimen is. not likely to be bought for less than $2,000 , and will probably go to the British Museum. The notornis is a ver3 * powerful crea ture and very fleet of foot. It covers ground very rapidly and does not seem to mind its inability to fly. It runs away from those who hunt it , uttering loud screams when discovered close at hand. It can run faster than a man. It is also a good swimmer. Perkins * Experience with Filipinos. Senator Perkins , of California , once had an experience with Filipinos which might have ended disastrous * . Years ago the Senator was a sailor. The ship lay becalmed off one of the Philippines , when three junks manned by crews of bloodthirsty Malay pirates pulled off from the shore some five or six miles away. Xow , sailors know of no more unwel come < visitor than a Malay pirate. He disregards : all the polite rules of soci ety , and is a most uncongenial com rade. Perkins and his mates were anx iously awaiting the expected attack of these pirates , whose coming alwa3's meant bloodshed and robber3 % when , IEf fortunately , a breeze sprang up , the tops'ls filled , and the ship got be3ond the reach of the junks. Saturday Evening Post. A Uelusion that Was Dangerous. Professor Hugh Scott sa3's that Pro fessor Henry Drummond , when : L boy , discovered that he could hypnotize pee ple. ] At a birthday party a little girl declined to pla > the piano. Drummond happened ; to catch her eye , and said 'Play. " To his surprise she rose at once , went to the piano , and played. At another time he hypnotized a boy , and gave him a poker for a gun. "Now , " said Drummoud , "I'm a pheas ant ; shoot me. " The boy did so , and Drummond fell to keep up the illusion , whereupon the 1)03 % seeing the "bird" move , was about to hit it over the head with t'ne poker. The hypnotizer had just time to stop the magnetized sports- nan. Automatic Opera. A Rusian prince who is fond of Ver di's music has spent $6,000 to enable himself to hear "Rigoletto" whenever IK pleases in his palace at St. Peters burg. The opera is acted by life-sized puppets , whose acting is regulated by machinery , and the singing is done by phonograph. The owner has secured reproductions of the principal parts as sung by the principal artists of Europe , and changes his cast to suit himself. After putting the cylinders in place the owner presses a button , and the opera proceeds automatically. Xew York Sun. Clara Morris iMrs. Frederick Harriet riot ) is an accomplished cakernaker , but tells her admiring friends : "Xow don't count the eggs and butter and cream , for I must have everything ga lore , galore ! " "Durability is Better Than Show * " The cwealth of the multimillionaires * millionaires is not equal to good health. Riches 'without health are a curse , and yet the rich , the middle classes and the poor alike have , in Hood's Sarsaparilla , a valuable as sistant in getting and main taining perfect health. It never disappoints. Scrofula-"Three years ago our son , now eleven , had a serious case of scrofula and erysipelas with dreadful sores , discharg and itching constantly. He could not walk. ! Several physicians did not help for sixteen : months. Three months' treatment with ; Hood's Sarsaparilla made him per fectly well. We are glad to tell others of it. " MJS. DAVID LAIRD , Or.iav.-a , Kansas. P43US63 " Vomiting spells , dizziness and prostration troubled me for years. Had neuralgia , grew weak and could not sleep. My age was against me , but Hood's arsanarilla cured me thoroughly. My weight ! increased from 12. > to 143 pounds. I the mother of nine children. Never felt well and strong since I was married as I now. " MRS. M. A. WATERS. 1529 33d St. , Washington. D. C. Eczema " We had to tie the hands of our two year old son on account of eczema face and limbs. No medicine even helped until we used Hood's Sarsaparilla , which soon cured. " Mns. A. VAN WYCK , 123 Montgomery Street , Paterson. N. J. Hood's Pills CUTH liver ills ; non-Irritating and only cathartic to take with Hood's SaraaparllU