Western news-Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1898-1900, February 09, 1899, Image 3

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    LINCOLN'S BIRTHDAY.
Great Lincoln died a martyr , with a bullet
in hiH brain ;
The good he wrought for Freedom's cause
wiped out a damning stain ;
IMIghty hosts in armed rebellion bad yielded
on the Held ,
' iAftcr four years * valiant fighting for the
J' blot upon their shield.
The manacles of slavery were forever cast
away ,
'And four million former chattels were re-
, jolclng on that day ;
* Thc cruel war was over ; there was happi
ness at baud ,
"When a dastard shot a pistol that resounded
through the land.
ITour hundred thousand loyal lives were
sacrificed in strife ,
To give the starry banner a triumphant
lenso of life ;
Tl\esoldier boys were coming home , glad
that the fray was o'er ,
, loud paens to the victors , Spring's
'fragrant zephyrs bore ;
When the ruler of this nation , the grandest
man of all.
Was railed from his high station to repose
beneath a pall :
The gloom that then spread o'er the land
caused grief most hard to bear.
And In lhr > loss each family were conscious
of a share.
His : nomuneiit may crumble , as they tell
us It has done ,
But his name Is on the tongues of men who
know the fame he won ;
And as his virtues eoiuo to light their lus
ter Hoods the earth.
To tf''ich our youths to honor him on the
day he had his birth.
So February twelfth will mark a date each
future year ,
That calendars will bear in red to show
whom -we revere :
For the name of Lincoln calls to mind a I
! iiin : of humble birth ,
"Whose fame is now exulted in the highest
niche on oarth.
John Me Comb.
A KNIGHT OP
ST. VALENTINE.
r
T was to be a val
entine party. That
' was what the girls
decided after talk
ing it all over half
a dozen times ,
viewing all the
schemes suggested
from every possi
ble light and re
ject ins ; all except
1 the one Mabel
'
II u r vine had
made , that it
should ho n vnlon-
line parly. Margaret had said she was
dying for a sleighride. not just a poky
P
old ride in a cutter bis ; enough for two.
1 "hut : i good old-fashioned big straw ride ,
with I'-.s of buffalo robes and all the girls
and : ill the fellows in the crowd. But the
lciguride was cut.-otcd by those who
feared the chill winds would make their
noses red and blow their hair about un
til they would not appear to advantage
in the eyes of those for whose benefit the
hair was curled and the noses discreetly
touched up at times.
Ilinda could see nothing but a musicale.
Some of the boys could play guitars and
mandolins and the piano , she insisted , and
everybody thought he could sing and that
would make it nice. She even volunteer
ed Io arrange the program of mandolin
music and get copies of the "rag time"
00011 melodies to help out those whose
knowledge of the fascinating jingles was
confined to enthusiastic bursts in the
chorus. Rut tile musicale idea had few
friends. It was too much trouble and the
"iris who could not play mandolins or
pose prettily with guitars hung from their
.shoulders on pule blue ribbons could not
sec where ihey would come in except in
the chorus , and they each wanted Io star ,
so : he musicale \vis not a go.
Marjie thought it would he lovely to just
meet at somebody's house and not have
any old set program , 'out let things take
their own course and sing and dance and
talk and perhaps cat after awhile. But
soim-i.td.v ; suggested this might get poky
in a short time , and when Mabel Ilnrvine
rjime to the ivsrr.e with the valentine par-
tv suggiion it was pounced upon with
delight and she was voted a wonder at
i" schemes to help distressed
s out of diliii-ulties.
f " ] nt what do yon do at a valentine par
ty ? " asked Aileen. "I never went to one
since the days when we used to have a
valentine box in school and the hoys used
to i-'cnd the teacher horrible caricatures
ami seme of the boys used to semi some
of the girls pretty little cards - "
"Oil. well , never mind telling us about
h your childlmod days. " said Kathryn. "Wo
want to hear about this party wo are go-
fi intr to hsivf. Mabel is sponsor for it and
she will have to tell about it. "
"Why. it's the easiest thing in the
world , " said Miss Hurvine , who was
.small and dark and whose eyes twinkled
behind pince nez glasses. "All you have
to do is to invite a crowd of fellows and
girls who know each other pretty well. "
"Thit is easy for a starter , " saui Mar
jie , "for , positively. I don't think any
cro'.vd of girls knows as many boys as we
do. "
"Speak for yourself , please. " said Ailm-n
with a fo s of iser head , but before the
cent jovcrsy progressed further Mabel
went cm with her explanation of the plan
< f entrapping unwary young men on St.
Valentine's evening.
"Well , you get the crowd together at
somebody's house and then you have a
small brother or somebody , n sister if
If you're a'.ioiit half out of brotiiers , dressed
for a cupid. "
"I hope he will he more thoroughly
dressed than the-coiiventional cupid , " sug
gested Kathryn , "or the party is likely to
break up right there. "
"Don't be a g6ose , " said Mabel sternly.
"He wears a cute white dress and gauze
wings "
"And carries n mandolin strapped over
t his 'uouldcr , " suggested Hinda.
"Not for a minute , " said Mabel decid
edly. "I do wish you girls wouldn't be
silly or I'll never get through with this.
He has a cute little wagon filled with
pieces of white paper cut in heart shapes
and to each one is attached a pencil. "
"So we can write home for money , " cut
in Marjie.
Miss Hurvine silenced her with a look
of disdain and went on :
"He goes around the room with the
wagon and each one takes one of the lit
tle hearts and pencils , and then they are
called upon to write a verse or a valentine
to someone in the party. When they all
get through the cupid goes around again
>
"And collects the garbage , ' ' said Kalh-1
ryn , who had remained a silent listener
up to this point.
"Let her tell it , " said Aileen , "it's a
good story. She's all right. 'Let her
tell it. "
"I won't tell you girls another thing and
I won't have anything to do with the par
ty if you don't behave yourselves , now , "
said Mabel. "Well , the verses are all
piled up on a table and somebody reads
them out to the crowd , and everyone has
a chance to guess who wrote each one and
to whom it was written. Of course if the
verses sort of describe some peculiarity
of the person addressed it would help
some. "
"Oh , that would be lovely , " said Aileen ;
"I can see my finish when they get at my
peculiarities. If anybody writes anything
mean about me I won't play. "
Add so it was decided that it should be
a Valentine party and that everybody
should come and that the boys should not
know anything about the scheme until
they had reached the house , lest they
might come ' 'loaded" with verses culled
from handy volumes of quotations.
Mabel Hurvine's home was ablaze with
lights on the night of St. Valentine's day.
The parlor was hung with smilax and
ferns , and from the chandelier dangled a
mighty heart pierced by a cruel arrow.
Everything was ready for the Valentine
party , and half the guests had arrived.
Marjie was gayly singing "I Don't Care
if You Never Come Back , " while a solemn
young man played rag time on the piano. !
Half a dozen other girls were sweetly tell
ing libs to as many young men who hung
over their chairs or sat beside them and
seemed to be drinking it all in. The little
cupid , proud of his importance , ami im
mensely concerned over the success of his
gauze wings , was waiting in an inner room
for his part in the game , when Lottie
Meredith tripped gayly up the steps and
kissed Mabel Hurvine , who met her in the
hall.
hall."Wait
"Wait a minute before you go in , " whis
pered Mabel. "Tom is hero. "
All the dancing light died out of Lottie
Meredith's eyes in an instant. Her cheeks
turned deathly white a moment , and then
flushed red as peonies.
"Tom ? " she gasped. "Tom ? You don't
mean Tom Prince ? "
Mabel shook her head solemnly in af
firmation and took both Lottie's hands in
hers.
"Yes. he came about twenty minutes
ago. I was as much thunderstruck as
" '
you.
"But , Mabel , ' ' whispered Lottie , drag
ging Miss Hurvine into a bedroom , where
they could not be overheard , "where did
he come from ? What on earth is he doing
here ? Oh. tell me what to do , dear. I
can't face him before all this crowd. "
"I don't know anything about it , Lot
tie , " said Mabel slowly , "except he said
be got to town to-day/and one of the boys
told him there was a party hero and all
the old crowd would bo here to-night , and
he said he made bold enough to come up.
Of course 1 told him I was glad to see
him. What else could I do ? "
From the parlor came the gay tinkle of
the piano and a full , deep voice was sing
ing "O Promise Me. " The chatter of
many tongues and light laugh tor floated
on the air with the singer's voice and ca note
to the t\vo solemn girls huddled there in
the bedroom.
"That's hiui singing , " whispered Lot
tie. "I'd know his voice anywhere and
that was his song always , you know. "
For a few minutes they stood there si
lently listening to the jollity in the par
lors. Their hearts beat so loudly that they
Margaret. Prince had not changed coun
tenance when he looked upon Lottie. It
was not the gaze of a 'stranger nor was
there a smile of recognition in it. To an
observer it would seem almost Jike the
curious look of a man who thought he
recognized a face and was striving to re
call it to memory.
"Now , all you people quit singing and
talking and we'll sec what cupid has
brought us , " said Mabel Hurvine briskly.
Tom Prince stooped over Kathryn at
the piano and said , loud enough for Lot
tie Meredith to hear :
"I trust he will bring me something
more acceptable than the Dead sea fruit
with which in the past he has flaunted
me. "
Kathryn looked up and smiled brightly.
The words fell meaningless upon her cars ,
but Lottie heard and knew.
The door of the parlor was thrown open
and cupid walked in with his freight of
white hearts and tiny pencils and with
gay badinage the plan of writing the val
entines was explained by Mabel. A si
lence followed for a few minutes , brows
were knitted in deep thought and the
merry revelers strove to make rhymes and
invent clever lines to carry on the enter
tainment. There were sly looks and side
remarks from those who wished to let the
objects of their devotion know that they
inspired the muse. There was laughing
protest from the girls that some of the
boys were "peeking" to see what Avas be
ing written. And at last Miss Hurvine
said time was up , cupid made his rounds
again and the white papers fluttered into
the little wagon , each bearing its tender
or humorous mesage. Quickly they were
heaped upon the table and the boys and
girls settled into their seats , when Barnes
was called upon to read them.
"Here's one that ought to get at least
.second money. " said Barnes , picking uy
a heart at random and reading :
My valentine , with storm ami shine ,
Is like a changeful April morning ;
'Tis strange , but still I never will
Bo found her frown or sunshine scorning.
"Are they all as bad as that ? " queried
Marjie fro mhor perch on the arm of a
big easy chair , where she sat loaning
against Margaret.
"Wait till I road some more , " said
Barnes. "That one was just picked up
at random. "
"But who is it for ? " asked Aileen.
"You can have it if you want it , " said
Kathryn , "I don't see anyone breaking
any records trying to beat you to it. "
Barnes had selected another heart from
the pile before him and his face sobered
a trifle as he glanced through the verse
before reading it. Then he said :
"Hold on. This one is all right. I
guess it's on the square , too. "
O foolish heart that quakes with fear
And strives to burst with agony
For sundered ties , oh ! ecstasy !
I5e brave , be patient ; she is near.
Throb not so dolefully and slow.
O heart of mine , so ! eng bowed down ,
No longer may yon wear the crown
Of thorns for days of long ago.
At last thy penitence is o'er :
At last thy heritngo is won.
O hear * ! thy sorrowing is dune
And joy is thine foreverniore.
For a moment there was silence when
Barnes had concluded the verso. The
smiles had faded from the lips of every
one in the room and glances of surprise
wore turned from one to another. Tom
Prince stood with his arm resting upon
the piano and his head in his hand , look-
ins : steadfastly at Lottie Meredith. And
she knew. She did not dare look across
the room at tho. steady blue eyes which
she know wore fixed upon her. She would
not trust herself to re-turn that gaze , for
lior heart was beating madly , although
her i'aco was palo.
"Well , wo'll all have to give that one
up , " said Marjie. "Anyone who had that
written at her ought to be picking out the
bridesmaids. "
The laugh relieved the strained situa
tion and Barnes caught up a jocular verse
and rallied it of ! glibly. There was some
light comment from somebody and Lottie
slipped out into the hallway. She was not
missed and no 0110 noticed when Tom
Prince stopped leisurely to the door of the
parlor and followed. He found her there ,
with wido. frightened eyes which would
WILL YO1 * TRY ME ONCE MOKE. DEAR ? "
heard the quickened pulsations as they
stood in the darkness with clasped hands.
Then Miss Hurvine said :
"I must go back , dear. They will miss
me. Stay heiv until you are 1'eeling bet
ter , and then go right out as if you did
not know he was here. " And then she
slipped out and joined the merry crowd in
the parlor.
Five miuutcs later Lottie Meredith
walked out < r the room with her head
erect and a forced smile upon her lips.
Carelessly she strolled into the room
win-re the piano was sounding and let her
eyes rest for'ouly an instant upon the fig
ure of Tom Prince , tall and handsome as
ever , leaning over Kathryn , who was try
ing an accompaniment to'a song under
his direction. He looked up and their eyes
met. Lottie tried tb return his gaze cold
ly , as if she had never before looked upon
him , but she felt her strength of will
leaving her. she felt the hot blood mounj :
to her cheek , her breath came quickly for
an instant and she looked away to where
Will Barnes was telling fairy tales to
dare to look at him now that they were
alone.
"Lottie , " lie said simply.
"Oh. Tom. " she whispered , her eyes fill
ing with tears , "did you mean itV Did
you really mosn it ? "
"Will yo'i try me once more , dear , and
see ? " he a ked.
And as she slipped into his arms with a
happy little sigh the piano sounded once
more from the parlor , the laughter and
the chatter of voices arose and tloated by
them unheeded on the night air.
His Sentiment and Autograph.
Abraham Lincoln once received a letter
asking .for a "sentiment" and his auto
graph. He replied :
Dear Madam : When you ask from a
stranger thai which Is of interest only to
yourself , always inclose a stamp. There's
your SL'iitimeur , and here's my autograph.
A. LINCOLN.
Good manners and good morals are
sworn friends and fast allies. Bartol.
SUPPOSE WE SMILE.
HUMOROUS PARAGRAPHS FROM
THE COMIC PAPERS.
i'leasant Incidents Occurring the
World Over Sayings that Are Cheer
ful to Old or Young Funny Selec
tions that Everybody Will Knjoy.
Driven to It.
Shi And did you go away to fight
because you loved your country so
much or because you wore afraid of
being jeered at if you didn't go ?
He To be honest with you , neither
of those reasons was responsible for
my going. A life-insurance agent had
found me out and that was the only
escape I could think of.
Out in Dakota.
' "No , " said the lady who hid : recently
arrived from the East. "I haven't come
here for the purpose of obtaining a. di
vorce. T have no "
"Oh , well , " replied the lady who had
been there long enough to know all
about ir , "don't let anybody know and
perhaps you can get into society any
way. I shall not expose you. "
The AVosnanly "Woman
"And what is your definition of the
womanly woman V" asked the inquirer.
"A womanly woman , " said the gent
from the lake shore , "is a woman who
dearly loves whatever husband she
iappens to have. " Indianapolis .Tonr-
aal.
A Novel Mausoleum ,
"That's a good sized hat of yours ,
John. "
"Ah , Master George. I bought that
hat twelve years ago to bury the
Missus in. " St. Paul's.
Unmasked by Science.
The "lady" professor suddenly reach
ed forward and deftly picked a long ,
light hair from her husband's coat.
"Wretch. " she cried : "whose is this "
' 'One of your own , " he answered ,
stoutly.
"We will soo. " sue haughtily observ
ed , and speedily vanished through a
door labeled "laboratory. " For an
hour or more the sound of clinking
tubes and glasses was faintly heard
through the heavy partition.
Then the door suddenly opened and
' " " stood the
the "lady" professor on
threshold.
Her face was blazing.
"Villain : " she cried , "it was bleach
ed. "
But he was gone. Cleveland Plaiu-
'lealor.
A Model of Propriety.
Jack Miss TJppton is the most cir
cumspect young lady I ever met.
Tom How so ?
Jack She refused to accompany me
on the piano the other evening without
her chaperon.
"Where Mie Got Even.
He Women ask such foolish ques
tions.
She Wny do they ?
"That woman , going along there ask
ed me if I knew when the last train
left. "
' 'What did you say ? "
"I said I didn't know , and then she
asked me if I could give her an idea. "
"Weli , that was foolish on her part ;
that's s-o " Yonkers Statesman.
He Was Surprised.
The Plimleys entertained their pedro
club a few evenings ago , and after tea
Mr. Plimley put on his dress suit.
Little Percy eyed him suspiciously
while lie was dressing , and finally said :
"Papa , you thaid you wath going to
thtay home thith evening. "
"So I am , my dear little boy , " Per
cy's papa replied.
Little Percy clapped his hands , jump
ed up and down , and in great glee
cried :
"Oh ! And with that thuit on ? "
Cleveland Leader.
Schoolboy Say , hurry up and get
this geography up to date. St. Paul
Pioneer Press.
Looking : for a Nest.
"I dearly love birds , " he gently sigh
ed. And then she didn't do a thing but
hasten to the open piano and softly be
gin singing , "I Wish I Were a Bird. "
They are looking for a nect novr.
Yonkers Statesman.
3i vide nee.
"Why do you think she is married ? "
"I saw her pass a mirror a moment
ago without stopping to see -whether
her face vas still there or not. "
His Wish.
Mrs. Peck Yes , they missed some
thing from the counter where I had
been making some purchases and as I
was leaving the store a detective halt
ed me and led me back to the office ,
where they told me that I was sus
pected of being a shoplifter.
Mr. Peck Well , that was awkward ,
to say the least.
Mrs. Peck Awkward ? For about a
minute I was simply speechless with
indignation.
Mr. Peck ( regretfully ) Oh , I wish I
had been there !
Pride of Aiieestry.
Patsy ( proudly ) Dere , Muggs , could
yer mudder hand out scch a neat bunch
of upper cuts as dat ? New York Jour
nal.
Wanted Company.
Patient No , doctor , there isn't any
particular pain , but somehow I feel as
if I were going to die.
Doctor ( who has been called out of
bed at 2 o'clock in the morning ) Let
>
me feel your pulse. ( After a moment. )
Have you made your will ?
Patient ( alarmed. ) No , but
Doctor Who is your lawyer ?
Patient Mr. Studds. Why , doctor ,
do you think
Doctor Then you had better send for
him. Who is your minister ?
Patient ( still more alarmed ) Rev ,
Mr. Saintly. Am 1
Doctor I think he had better be sent
for.
Patient ( badly frightened ) Oh , doc
tor , do you really think I'm going to
die ?
Doctor No , I don't. There's nothing
at all the matter with you , but I hate
to be the only man who has been made
a fool of to-night. Cincinnati En
quirer.
How a Story .Rolls Up and Travels.
Mrs. A. to Mrs B. That Mrs. New
comer is so fond of her children. The
other day when I called she was blow
ing reap bubbles for them through a
common clay pipe.
Mrs. B. to Mrs. C. That Mrs. New-
comes is so funny. Mrs. A. saw her
amusing her children with a common
clay pipe.
Mrs. C. to Mrs. D That Mrs. New
comer smokes a common clay pipe.
Mrs. D. to Mrs. E. That Mrs. New
comer smokes a horrid pipe. I don't
see how any woman in her soker senses
could do that.
Mrs. E. to Mr ? . F. That Mrs. New
comer smokes a pipe and drinks aw
fully.Itoxbury Gazette.
IJeanties of Ancient Art.
"The Coming Storm. " From a re
cently discovered Pompeian painting
New York Journal.
The Fool mi'l Hia Money.
"Optimism , " said the sorry fool , "is
seeing the green side of a $5 bill. "
"And what is pessimism ? " asked his
friend.
"Seeing neither side of a § 5 bill. "
New York Commercial Advertiser.
llim Rieht.
"Ah ! " sighed the sentimental youth ,
"would that I might install a sentiment
in your loyal heart "
"Sir , " interrupted the practical maid ,
"I'd have you understand that my
heart is no installment concern. "
Her "Meaning : and His.
ScribblesMy new book will be om
soon. I hopi' you will lose no time in
reading it.
Miss Cutting Indeed I won't. I lost
several hours reading j'our other one.
Th ° Other Way.
Stratekut Doctor , do you believe
that smoking cigarettes ever made any
one crazy ?
Doctor I'm not so sure about that ,
but I suspect that craziness has caused
a good many people to take up cigar
ettes. Boston Transcript.
Deaervinjr Case.
Weary "Watkins I ain't had nothin
to eat fer two days.
Victim You told me that very same
story just a week ago.
"Oh ! Then surely you would help a
pore bloke 'at ain't had nothin' to eat
fer nine days ? " Indianapolis Journal.
Brain Food.
"Say , Weary , I ain't see you lookin'
so well fer a dog's age. What you
been do-in'V *
"Fillin' up. "
"How ? "
"Readin' these here holiday menoos. '
Cleveland Plaindealer.
Amiability Assured.
The opposition manager was trying
to get some campaign material to use
against the Mormon candidate , and
was interviewing one of his wives.
"Does your husband treat all of you
well ? " he asked , insinuatingly.
"Does he treat us well ? " was the re
sponse. "I should say so. If he doesn'1
we won't get our relatives to rote fo :
him. " Washington Star.
A a to Robinson.
Little Harry Pa , do you think Rob
inson Crusoe was very unhappy on that
desert island ?
Pa Well , if be was he was foolish.
He didn't have his wife with him.
Cleveland Leader.
A Gentle Hint.
He Can you tie a true lover's knot ,
Miss Willing ?
She No ; but I can give you the ad
dress of a clergyman who , I am sure ,
would be only too glad to oblige you.
An Important Trade.
Among the ancient Jews , the barber's
lot was a happy one. In the land of
Egypt the people had such a high re
gard for the tonsorial art that the ma
jority of the men shaved not only the
face but the entire head , and capped
their bald pates with wigs , while the
priests went even further and shaved
the entire body every third day. "With
this constant scraping of chins going
on , the barber's trade was an Important
one in the home of the Pharaohs , and
Its followers were kept busily running
throughout the length and breadth of
the land from early morning until sun
set They carried their tools in an openmouthed -
mouthed basket , and their razors were
shaped like a small hatchet with a
curved handle.
In "Winter Use Allen's Foot-Ense.
A powder to be shaken Into the shoes.
During winter your feet feel uncomfort
able , nervous , and often cold and damp.
If you have perspiring , smarting feet or
tight shoes , try Allen's Foot-Ease. It
warms and rests the feet and makes
walking easy. Cures swollen and
sweating feet , blisters and callous spots.
Relieves corns and bunions of all pain
and Is a certain cure for chilblains and
frost bites. Try It to-day. Sold by all
druggists and shoe stores for 25c. Trial
package mailed FREE. Address Allen
6. Olmsted. Le Roy. N. Y.
Looking : Forward.
"Of course , " said the moralist , "we
must make hay while the sun shines. "
"That is true , " replied the scientist ;
"hut there is little doubt that posterity
will he able to do it by electric light. "
Puck.
STATE OF OHIO , CITV OF TOLEDO , 1 „
LUCAS COUNTY , f
FRANK J. CIIENEV makes oath that ho is the
senior partner of the firm of F. J. CHENEY &
Co. , doing business In the City of Toledo , Coimty
and State aforesaid , and that said firm will pay
the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLAKS for each
and every case of CATAHKII that cannot bo
cured by the use of HALL'S CATAIIRII CURE.
FKANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in myprcs-
ence , this 6th day of December , A. D. 1SSG.
A.V. . GLEASON.
Notary Public.
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally and
acts directly on the blood and mucus surfaces of
the system. Send for testimonials , free.
F. J. CHENE Y & CO. , Toledo , Ohio.
J27 Sold by druggists , 75c.
How He
Mrs. Newlywed Have patience ,
Jack ! Dinner will soon be ready.
Jack I suppose so. my dear ; I
thought I smelled something burning.
Answers.
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SU Jacobs Oil Neuralgia.
St. Jacobs Oil it Lumbago.
St. Jacoba Oil Sciatica.
St. Jacoba Oil Sprains.
St. Jacobs Oil n Uruisei
St. Jacobs Oil Soreness.
St. Jacoba Oil Stiffness.
St. Jacoba Oil Backache.
St. Jacobs Oil Musculur Acbos.
lie Was " On. "
The Count I had lofed your daugh-
taire from ze fairst time we met.
Her fatuer Who had told you that I
was rich ?
To Cure a Cold in One Day
Take Laxative IJromo Quinine Tablets. All
drugirists refund the money if it fails tocnre.
T'ne genuine has L. 1) . Q. on each tablet.
A Fair 15 x change.
Mattie Why , what a beautiful ring
you have , dear. What did it cost you ?
Myra My liberty. It's my engage
ment ring.
.1 catalogue OL 5tn ; prizeaiiHUblt. . ' t .
every taste and condition , mailed on in
quiry. Pri/.es given for saving Diamond
"C" Soap wrappers. Address Cudahy
Soap Work's. South Omaha. Neb.
Fabulous wealth doesn't always im
ply extravagant tistes , V. W. Astor ,
for instance , enjoys nothing so much
as a couple of "bloaters" for his morn
ing meal.
Fiso's Cure for Consumption has been a
fnntilv medicine with us since 1S05. J. It.
Madison , 2409 42d ave. , Chicago , 111.
It is estimated that the whole coal
supply of our planer would barely suf
fice to produce heat equal to that
which the sun dissipates in one-tenth
of a second.
55N Trae Greatness |
In Medicine |
Is proved by the health of the peojg
pie who have taken it. More peo- § 5
pie have been made well , more i :
cases oC disease and sickness have | j
K been cured by Hood's Sarsanarilla
JCJ than by any other medicine in the j i
world. The peculiar combination , | $
y < proportion and process in its prep
$ ' . aration make Hood's Sarsaparilla / f > 7 *
peculiar to itself and unequalled by
any other. fJet only Hood's S
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FOR
We vrish to pain this year 200.CCO jl !
new customer" , nnd hence oiler
. 33 Day Radish . IC'c
f $ lly | } Salzers ISest Lettcco 15c
% MI Californic FisTomato 20c
Earir Dinner Onion IDc \ "
& $ & < / * BrillicctJPlovTer Seeds 15o &
4&V&4-/ Worth $1.00 , lQrCts. . SLDO fa
Above 10 pkss. , rrorth 51.00 , we nill
mail yea free , together with onr grett
PImt ; and fceed Ccta'ogCP , upon re
ceipt of tnia noticeancl 1-lc postage
V e inrite year trade anil kcowwhen
; ou once try Snlzer'n Secdn yea will
, never cet along without them. On-
CVjHL.iivrilon ced CScandupalb. Potfl-
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JOHN A. PALZKI1 SEE1 > CO. , in Cro e ,
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