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OF- THE PRESS
GW Curiono end Laughable Phases
of Human Nature Graphically Por
trayed by Eminent Word Artists of
Our Own Day A Budget of Fun
Giving It Away
Little Eddie Your nose looks just the
same as it always did
Mr Sparkleigh Of course Why
nhouldnt it
Little Eddie I heard mamma say
when Mr Willikins came to sec Sister
May night before last that your nose
was out of joint
Disturbed
First Cat Why so sad to night
Thomas
Second Cat I feel so lonely and neg
lected Ive been weeping and wailing
for an hour and nobody his thrown
anything at me
Judgment
There aint much patriotism about
that fellow who just passed us
Why did he refuse to go to war
I dunuo whether he went to war or
not but he aint got a solitary one of
them little flags pasted on his wheel
Then They Glared
Ethel All no I shall never marry
Maude Oh dont say that Why you
must have at least half your life before
you yet
Iiijcl
Did 3011 find things as they were
advertised at that summer resort
Yes exactly the same You see the
proprietor of the place never had any
experience in the business before this
season
His Nine Jjives
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The Dog IIow did you feel when
that empty bottle passed you
The Cat Five of my precious lives
flashed before me in an instant Xew
York News
Her Only Ailment
Parson Black Hows yo mammy dis
mawniif Ephraim
Ephraim Shes well cepn shes got
company Xew York Evening Journal
According to Humor
What a beautiful figure that Miss
McClellan has
Yes Four hundred thousand in her
own name I believe
All in Her Mind
Henry Henry she said in a
frightened whisper
Whats the matter he sleepily ask
ed
Get up and light the gas quick Im
sure theres somebody under this bed
Nonsense- v he replied You im
agine it Go to sleep again We havent
any members of the Feace union in
this family
Information Wanted
Bobby go immediately and ay ash
your face
Whos comin ma Or are you goin
to take me somewhere
In the School of War
Strange what good lighters society
men turn out to be
Xot at all wearing a high collar
makes a man ferocious
Why He Was Troubled
Jack Come old man cheer up What
if she did break the engagement shes
not the only fish in the swim
Tom Oh I dont care anything about
her breaking the engagement but you
see Ive got to go right on paying in
stallments on the ring for the next six
months Thats where the icy breeze
comes in Chicago News
He Wanted Incitement
She Did papa give his consent to
your marrying me
lie Yes but he made me join his
poker club
She What for
lie He said Id get his money any
way and that he might as well have
Eome excitement in parting with it
Sew York Press
Feminine li othusiusm
Wallace Bow does it happen that
you have no flag flying from your
house
Ferry My wife insists that we shall
wait until the neighbors have all
bought theirs and then get a bigger
one Cincinnati Enquirer
Then Twas Bedtime
Pa
Oh be quiet
Pa
Well what is it
What did the Dead Sea die of
London Sporting Times
Outdone
Hogarth sister is tor be
presented vat court uex heasou
Cecil Maj Tutuff Thsus nawthin
me brudder wuz before de court yister
day an his case wuz continered till
nex Aveek avcu hell bctiun agin
A Rank Outsider
Why wouldnt they admit Scribely
to membership in the Xcaa York War
Correspondents Club
They said he wasnt eligible It ap
pears that he simply described Avhat
was done by the fighters instead of
telling the goAernment hoAV to run
things
One in a Ihousand
Wonderful man that Billings
Hoav so
You knoAV he is ahvays playing prac
tical jokes on people
-Yes
Well when Ave Avere out SAvimming
the other night somebody tied his shirt
full of knots and he didnt threaten to
lick the smart Aleck if he ever found
out Avho it Avas
A GrowiiiR List
Well I see that one Chicago girl is
the Avife of the Governor of the Philip
pines and another is to share the Aice
regal throne of India
Yes and I knoAV still another Chi
cago girl A ho is at the head of affairs
Who is she
My Avife
Not His Fault
Fweddy Avhy dont you let your
mustache groAv
Why dont I let it Good heavens
deah boy I do but it AAont Boston
Traveler
The Remains
Did you save anything out of thai
wheat Aenture
Oh yes a check stub Philadel
phia North American
At the Bottom of the Sea
Who commands the Spanish arma
mada asked the teacher in history
McGinty answered the boy avIio
AA as neAer knoAAn to study his lesson
Detroit Free Press
Their Criticism
Sykes Say Bill dat Charlotte Cor
deea is a great pjay A young gal
rushes in anstabde villain in a bath
tub
Bill Well dats AAot he got for
bathin Denver News
Luck
Its fortunate exclaimed the genial
optimist very fortunate
To Avhat do you allude
The fact that there are only tAvelve
clubs in the baseball league If there
Avere one more Aved probably be in
thirteenth place a great deal of the
time And that Avould be Aery un
lucky Washington Star
A Reasonable Deduction
Yes she exclaimed I dont believe
any lady could listen to him for fiA e
minutes Avithout being fascinated
What a simpleton the fellow must
be he groAvled Chicago News
Capacious
He Miss Luckione AAas certainly
born Avith a siher spoon in her mouth
She Well it must have been a table
spoon or no one Avould have noticed it
New York World
The Tables Turned
Mr Oldchap Are you interested in
fossils Miss Gushley
Miss Gushley Oh er this is so sud
den New York World
A Necessary Adjunct
Why is it you ahvays Avill drag me
out to these stupid garden parties
Well Harry you want me to
have to scramble for my oavu ice cream
do you
How He Got a Rest
How Avell you look Dibbs When
did you get back
Get back It was my wife win
went away
Pith of Indian Corn in War
The American consul general at St
Petersburg gi es this account of a trial
of cornstalk pith made by the Russian
admiralty board on the proving grounds
at Poligon near St Petersburg A coffer-dam
six feet long siv feet deep and
three feet broad was packed with
blocks of cellulose made from the pith
of Indian corn stalks The material
was supplied by the Marsden Company
of Philadelphia A six inch solid shot
was fired through the dam striking it
about tAveuty inches from the bottom
The shot passed clear through both the
iron walls and the cellulose packing
Less than half a pound of the cellulose
was carried out by the projectile The
water compartment of the dam was
filled giving a pressure of nearly five
feet of water on the perforated surface
In just half an hour a moist spot began
to shOAv on the outer surface of the
dam but it Avas evident that the moisture-
had come along the bottom of the
packing and not along the path of the
shot In four hours no AAater had come
through the shots path The experi
ment conclusively demonstrated that a
ship provided with a coffer dam pack
ed as AAas the one used in the experi
ment could be perforated five feet be
Ioav the AA ater line without the least
danger of the entrance of Avater This
demonstration opens up an immense
market for American corn pith and Avill
prove of great advantage to American
agriculture Chicago Times Herald
Dromedaries that SmoLa
Dromedaries are said to be particu
larly fond of tobacco smoke and can
be made to do almost anything under
its influence Travelers in Egypt it is
asserted rely more on tobacco smoke
for their control over these huge beasts
than anything else When traveling
on long journeys tho dromedaries are
in many cases required to travel night
and day without rest and the beasts
are kept up to their tasks by smoking
cigars The driver carries a triangular
piece of Avood which is pierced at one
point like a cigar holder This is in
serted in the mouth of the beast the
cigar being lit and pressed into the hole
in the same fashion folloAvcd by man
The dromedary immediately closes its
eyes and puffs away through its nos
trils until the cigar is burned away
The indulgence appears to refresh it
and the keeper has no difficulty in per
suading the animal to plod on without
further rest
Shall We Keep the Philippines
While public opinion is divided as to the
wisdom of keeping the Philippines it is
however all one Avay in regard to the wis
dom of everybody keeping their health
For this purpose Hostetters Stomach Bit
ters is widely used This medicine is both
preventive and cure for malarial fevers
and stomach disorders
A Sagacious Horse
A Long Island editor fathers the story
of a horse OAvned by Samuel Webb of
Greenport which after being hitched
up each morning goes alone to its mas
ters store but one day A hen its shoe
AAas loose it Avent instead to the black
smiths shop where Mr Webb found
it
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Do you want maps rates routes time
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No Sunday Work AlloAved
Swinemunde on the Baltic has
strict Sunday laws Shipmasters who
enter the port are fined heavily bj the
town authorities if they have their
ships washed or painted on Sunday or
church holidays As foreigners are not
acquainted Avith the German church
calendar they are frequently caught
Just the Time
This is just the time of the year avc
feel the muscles all sore and stiff and
then it is just the time to use St Jacobs
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Why It Is Expensive
Do you knoAV that there is one drug
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ounce
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Yes It is called physostigmine
Gee I guess it must be impossible
to get that stuff to mix with rainwat
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Halls Catarrh Cure
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Valuable discoveries of amber have
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The inarticulate baby talk of goo
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A man cannot leave a better legacy
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Scrofula Cured
A Sore on His Limb Had Troubled
Him for Years
I had a bad case of scrofula and there
was a sore on one of my limbs which trou
bled me for three or four years I saw
Hoods Sarsaparilla so highly recommend
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STOEDES OF EELIEF
Two Letters to Mrs Pinkham
Mrs John Williams English toAvn
N J writes
Dear Mrs Pikkham I cannot be
gin to tell you hoAv I suffered before
taking your remedies I was so Aveak
that I could hardly walk across the floor
without falling I had womb trouble
and such a bearing down feeling also
suffered with my back and limbs pain
in womb inflammation of the bladder
piles and indigestion Before I had
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Mrs Joseph Peterson 513 East St
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Dear Mrs Pikkiiam I have suf
fered with womb trouble over fifteen
years I had inflammation enlarge
ment and displacement of the Avomb
L had the backache constantly also
headache and Avas so dizzy I had
heart trouble it seemed as though my
heart was in my throat at times chok
ing me I could not walk around and
I could not lie down for then my heart
would beat so fast I would feel as
though I was smothering- I had to
sit up in bed nights in order to breathe
I was so weak I conld not do any
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I have noAv taken several bot
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Compound and used three pack
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Barefaced Insult
Algernon Lookout there What are
you doing
Insolent Barber I am trimming your
eyebrows sir I dont find anything
on your face to shave Chicago Trib
une
Aluminium Tor Grain Backets
Aluminium is being tried for grain
buckets by the India Wharf Brewing
Company of Brooklyn The buckets
are attached to an endless chain and
it is thought by making them of alum
inium that the decrease in Aveight
would result in a saving of power and
experience has proved the correctness
of the conclusion
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The melancholy days have come
has rheumatism come with them It
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He Got Her
Humph growled the multi-millionaire
so you want my girls hand do
you Have you lots of enterprise
Well retonted the hardy swain
Im after the only daughter of just
about the richest and meanest man in
these parts New York World
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Visitor Your druggist sold you a box
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testimonial from j ou
Mr Klublusher Well I used to gel
fits Avhen
Ah and our remedy cured you
As I AA as saying I used to get fiti
when I came home from the club 2
gave your pills to my Avife and since
her demise I have not been troubled at
all Philadelphia Record
Distinctly Marked
Were there any marks about him
by Avhich you would know him again
asked the policeman Avho had arrived
at the scene too late to be of any ser
vice
Yes sir said the indignant young
woman whose pocketbook had been
AArenched out of her hand by the dar
ing scoundrel I left two long finger-
lJ nail marks on his face Id know him
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Do not have too- much air blowing
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A Snap
Talk about snaps said the man on
the 110S bicycle
And just then it snapped Indianapo
lis Journal
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