i i v PaWTBrCTrasgagiacacKasaataBsaBBa ntsasKEB2seti3Eza SLEEP SONG Good night my care and sorrow Good night if not good by Tii the breaking of the morrow -it my fuel your fardels lie load uight my care and sorrow T am launching on the deep And till the dawning inorrow Shall sail the sea of sleep Good night my care and sorrow Good night- perhaps good by For I may wake to morrow Beneath another sky Good night all cares and sorrows Welcome my boatlikc bed None or many my to morrows This one night is overhead Bazar uiui gg3BsgVAa3gxissT THE LAMBTON DIAMOND famous Limbton diamond THE back tile light from its many facets and strange bril liant colors shot from its depths It was the finest stone I had ever set in my life I was particularly pleased with my design for the setting No other band bail touched it and I felt that the frame so to speak was worthy of the picture The ring now that it was finished was fit oven to adorn the hand of Lady Gwendolen Forrest the beauty and heiress of the season But I did not envy young Lord Lambtou his linucee in my own Nell I bad a girl as good and as pretty as any in the land 1 was about to take the ring to Mr Nugent when Nell herself ran in She was 1113- employers daughter and bis private Ifouse was upstairs over the large showroom in Clifford street It was agaiust all custom for Nell to come down to my workshop for her father disapproved our engagement But to day she had not been able to resist the temptation of having a peep at the Lambton diamond Just as she bad slipped -it on her finger and was dancing about twisting her baud that the marvelous stone might catch the light the door opened and Mr Nugent entered I prepared to defend Nell from a harsh reprimand but none came Her father appeared oddly preoccupied merely took the ring from her examined it earnestly and snapping the lid of the case down upon it placed it in his pocket and walked away Next day I was sitting at work when I saw a hansom drive up and Lord Lambton jump out He came hastily into the room which adjoined the one where I was sitting where Mr Nu gent was Scoundrel I heard him say and could scarcely believe my ears You thought to fool me easily by a false stone but I am as good a judge of jewels as you are You are a thief sir What have you done with the diamond I intrusted to you Mr Nugent answered in a lower voice What be said could not have made any great impression upon Lord Lambton however for be impatiently interrupted and at last an ominous threat concerning the police reached my ears I sat still I understood very well that Lord Lambton had deliberately accused my employer of trying to palm off upon him an imitation dia mond yet I knew that I bad set the true stone and delivered it to Mr Nu gent only yesterday My employer himself was a skilled workman though not a good designer and in the time that had elapsed be tween my banding him the ring and bis transferring it to the owner he couid hve removed the stone and re placed it by another But for such a bold trick to succeed the imitation must be magnificently made and the orig inal diamond must have been carefully measured I had never known that Mr Nugent kept any false gems about the place and besides was it likely that a man in bis position would care to run so ter rible a risk Still I could not help re membering how haggard and irritable he had been of late and the keen in terest that he took in the racing in telligence As I thus speculated on the astound ing accusation Mr Nugent himself opened the door of the workroom ne looked keenly at me as if wondering if it would be safe to trust me Did you hear anything of what passed in the next room be ques tioned I admitted that I had Of course I shall be triumphantly acquitted he announced clearing his throat huskily as be spoke Still Lord Lambtou can make things dis agreeable And look here Wade I havent always been as friendly to you as I might but I can trust you Youll be an important witness Do what you can for me for the girls sake The words sounded strange but I was given no time to answer for at that moment Lord Lambton returned with two Scotland Yard men My em ployer was given into custody and 4 a ken to the police station to be charged the detectives remaining to search the premises Mr Nugent being a widower with only one child the management of the business practically devolved on me and as the detectives ransacked the place they put many questions to me as 10 where the stones were kept The safes were all pointed out to them jbtit they seemed disappointed with their operations Later in the evening they came to me in the workroom and holding out the jing that I had made for Lord Lamb ton one of them said This Is your wprk we understand Is that U10 atone you set - I glanced at It but I -only replied I dont call myself an expert in prec ious stones and all I can say is that this one precisely resembles in size shape and appearance the one given me to set While this statement was practically true that one glance had been enough to show me that I was not looking at the Lambton diamond The detectives left saying that I would have to tell all I knew in the witness box and then just as I was about to lock up the place for the night Nell came in It was the first time she had let me see her since her father had been taken away The face which I thought the sweet est on earth was marble white and there were dark shadows under the lashes Theres something I must say to you she panted something Ive been wild to say all day lest it should be too late but I dared not let anyone suspect A month ago father confided to me that he had lost a great deal of money and he showed me how to open a secret drawer in his Chippen dale bureau If ever anything hap pens to me he said dont lose a mo ment but look into this drawer throw away everything that you will find in the left hand partition and keep what may be in the right II Together we ransacked the old bu reau and at length Nell touched the spring which opened the secret drawer I drew in my breath sharply for the light of the candle which I held struck out a gleam from a pile of exquisitely made false stones which lay in a parti tion on the left hand while on the right was the Lambton diamond Involuntarily I betrayed the dread ful nature of the discovery by an ex clamation for left to herself Nell would not have understood But she was quick to comprehend and realiz ing the worst she swayed staggering backward My poor father she moaned as I held her He is ruined forever and I too The daughter of a convicted thief is no lit wife for an honest man My darling you are a wife for king and as for your father I swear to you that I will save him yet You you cannot I tell you that I can and will For even as I spoke an idea had flashed into my head which startled me by its au dacity In a moment I had thought out every detail I made up the stones Lambton dia mond and all into a packet carefully closing the secret drawer and contriv ing to get away without being seen and went straight to niy brothers house in Kent managing to avoid the service of a subpoena Thus I was not present at the police court proceedings which would have meant ruin for my plan Mr Nugent was committed for trial and meanwhile I stayed in the country working each night in locked room with the tools I had brought with me until the gray dawn filtered upon my closed shutters When I saw my old employer in the dock at the trial I was shocked at the ghastly change which had come over him The evidence at first went steadily against him Lord Lambton swore that the stone in the ring was not his diamond One expert testified that not only was the stone he now saw not the Lambton diamond but was not a genuine jewel at all but a marvelous imitation Another was not so posi tive He looked at the gem through his glass turning it this way and that declaring that in all his experience he haa never seen a false stone so cleverly executed as this Indeed he was not prepared to swear that it was false This was the first ray of doubt which had been thrown by the evidence upon Mr Nugents guilt and then I went into the box I was very cool now for the game I had determined on had cost me many a qualm of conscience But I had no intention of cheating Lord Lambtou swearing falsely or tarnishing my personal honor The preliminary question of the pros ecuting counsel brought out the fact that I had designed the rings setting and done all the work upon it What sort of stone was it your em ployer gave you to set was the next question An extremely valuable white dia mond I replied Do you swear that you set the genu ine stone and delivered the ring when finished to the prisoner I do Do you consider it possible that stone might have been taken out and an imitation one substituted Certainly But I could tell whether the ring had been tampered with since it left my hands Take this then examine it and in form the court if that is the stone you set The ring was handed to me and a hush fell upon the court The kind of lull which denotes that a vital point in a case has been reached I put my hand in my waistcoat pocket for my jewelers glassand the sharpest eye could not have seen that I also drew forth a new ring made in the secret hours of the night an ex act counterpart of the other save that it contained the real Lambton dia mond I pretended to examine the imitation with great care wrhile all eyes were fixed upon me At length I returned the glass to my pocket and with it the false stone I could hear my own heart beating but handing the court usher the new ring I said firmly in reply to the snappish Well of the prosecuting counsel I swear unhesitatingly that the set ting of this ring has not been tampered with and that this is the genuine dia mond which was given me to set A rustle went round the court the doubting expert pricked up his ears the prosecuting counsel with Lord Lambton and the treasury solicitor I were whispering over the ring Mlud said the counsel I ask per mission to recall the expert 1 stepped out of the box and the ex pert stepped in The new ring was put into his hand a friendly ray ol sunshine lighting up the jewel This is very remarkable he said at last Its the first time I have ever made a mistake This stone is genu ine I cannot doubt it And so the prisoner was free but when the verdict of Not guilty was pronounced a faint groan echoed it and a dead man- was taken from the dock A spasm of the heart had proved fatal Six months later Nell and I were married On our honeymoon we were walking in a lane near Ilfracombe when we came face to face with Lord Lambton Avho was stopping with his bride in a neighboring country house Ah Mr Wade he exclaimed I havent seen you since that very mys terious case of mine Do you know I have always since thought of you as a veiy clever man Thank you I said quietly Will you allow me my lord to present you to my wife the only daughter of the late Mr Nugent Lord Lambtou raised his hat looked keenly at pretty Nell shook hands with us both and murmured Ah I understand S Sl r MJr SMSSiiSSw SsfT 3i 5nE W cutav Jjsasri Riit srtEj ss sae Professor Boofelt says The average amount of sickness in human life is nine days oiit of a year Indians never use profane language until they learn English and become civilized So says Bishop Leonard of Nevada A canary ol Germany has been known to continue a single trill for a minute and a quarter -with twenty changes of note in it How fast can a bee fly A hive on the roof of a train was carried at the rate of thirty miles an hour before the bees were left behind Clocks and watches are not so much required in Liberia The sun rises all the year at G a m sets at 6 p m and is vertically overhead at noon Vegetarians will be interested in a new food claimed to resemble ordi nary meat extracts in every respect that has been obtained from malt and hops by C OSullivan principal chem ist at Bass brewery Nothing is em ployed in the preparations that is not a product of the vegetable kingdom The natives of Fersia have an odd way of testing a carpet to see if it is a true Persian product A piece of red hot charcoal is dropped upon It which leaves a round single spot If the carpet is the first quality the sing ed wool can be brushed oil with the hand without leaving a trace of the burn discernible In experiments with the compressed air pipes at Westphalian coal mines H Schab has found that the greatest distance to which the sound of the voice could be conveyed in a straight pipe was between fifteen and seventeen hundred feet For moderate distances a pipe of about twenty inches in diame ter gave the best results a slightly larger one being better for long dis tances The great cause of heat in a room is of course the glass which under the suns rays will become too hot to bear pressing the fingers It is shown that those who cannot enjoy the luxury of an outside sun blind can extemporize a good substitute by simply lowering the upper half of the window frame and turning the curtain outside This not only screens the window but cre ates a strong draught between the panes and the linen and thus makes the glass comparatively cold The Sun Was liate They were telling stories about watches and the man who always waits until last had just concluded a wonderful story of how a watch of the same make as the one he carried had disclosed an error in the fall of the time ball at Greenwich England supposed to be the most accurate time recorder in the world when a minister spoke up That is not so bad but they tell a story equally good on Dr nam ing a well known Columbus divine Whats the story he was asked Why you see Dr owns a very accurate watch of which he is quite proud It happened one winter even ing that he was looking over an al manac as the sun was aboiit to set According to the almanac the sun was due to set in a very few minutes al though it was still somewhere above the horizon Pulling out his watch the doctor exclaimed You had better hurry up old sun or you wont get down on time Since the almanac and the watch could not be wrong it fol lows that the sun was behirid hand The ministers story was voted the prize and no more watch stories were told that evening Columbus Ohio Dispatch Avoiding Dangerous Ground That man Levoles never ceases to be a perfect gentleman said an admiring acquaintance Yes was the reply he absolutely refuses to be led into conversation about the weather Washington Star Everyone puts off as much work for to morrow as if he expected the day to be a week long So many people who start out to be great wind up as gossips Kentuckians would never water their lawns if all flesh were grass iSKs lafmpfV A T3u - yrrzdflJwi r irsviswiigsagssgsggssas -- - e Jtarair An English lady living in Ireland has her dog cart provided with the biggest carriage lamps in the country so big in fact that her friends are wont to chaff her about their size but an acci dent when they were lighted was look 2d upon as impossible On a recent oc 2asion however a wretched little donkey-trap crashed into her cart consid erably to the damage of both What do you mean said the wrath ful lady recognizing the offender couldnt you see my lamps Bedad I did me lady said Micky meekly but I thought it was a shop windy Apropos of the recent death of Dean Liddell one of the joint authors of Liddell and Scotts Greek lexicon a Btory goes that a freshman came before the dean and was asked how much he knew of Aeschylus Oh I know all about Aeschylus was the jaunty re joinder whereupon Dean Liddell set the young man to construe a passage and speedily had occasion to find fault with the rendering Where did you get that from asked the dean I got it from your lexicon came the an swer Really the dean wasiieard to mutter half to himself I did not know that Scott wras such a fool An American woman in London en gaged a cab to convey her to Etiston Station and urged the cabby to drive fast as her time was limited After proceeding a quarter of a mile at a fu neral pace the passenger warned the cabby to whip the horse He did so but the speed soon subsided to the original pace Again the lady remon strated saying Cant you whip your horse on some tender spot to wake him up a bit The jehu looked at her a moment and replied soberly Well miss Ive hit the pore oss all over is body except is left ear and Im keep in that for the Euston Road Louis Gallet a French musician pre sented himself at the directors room at the Grand Opera in Paris one even ing during the administration of Eu gene Ritt The latter was a great stickler for the dignity of the place and remarked as the visitor took off his top coat that he was not in evening dress Yes my dear director re turned Gallet I am come just as I was So very much pressed How ever I have not had to cross the thea ter Ah he sighed but on the stage of the Opera one ought always to be in evening dress Neverthe less G allet answered lightly I just now saw Jean de Reszke very stylish no doubt but in a frock coat a frock coat Yes yet no doubt but but he is a tenor Cardinal Wiseman used to tell a story of a rough Irish lad who entered the confessional of a priest and hinted at sanguinary revelations What is it murther ye mane Indade an it is father and a many of them What father now if it moight be a matther of six or eight He recounted a grewsome list I dont think there were any more he said doubtfully as he closed Now what were all these people sternly demanded the confessor Well father they was jist tax githerers Tax githerers is it exclaimed the priest now why didnt ye tell that at first There was no need to be takin up me time ye dont come here to gossip ye come to confess yer sins During the early part of a dinner re cently given in Washington the guest of honor a young married woman who is the proud mother of two very small boys suddenly paused with a startled look in the midst of an animated con versation with her host and cried There if I didnt forget those boys again Have you a telephone in the house and may I use it Her host conducted her to the telephone and presently she returned I do hope you will pardon me she said but you see I always have Georgie and Eddie say their prayers to me before they go to sleep In the hurry of getting off I forgot it to night so I have just called up their nurse She brought the chil dren to the phone and they have Just said their prayers over the wire so my mind is relieved Lieutenant Carlin the executive offi cer of the Vandalia during the terrible hurricane in the harbor of Apia Sa moa was an enthusiastic ballplayer and while the crew was at Mare Isl and prior to their Samoan trip he had given the preference in the selection of sailors to those who could play his fa vorite game During the hurricane after the vessel struck the reef and the men were clinging to the rigging with the surf sweeping over the deck many of the men were washed overboard Lieutenant Carlin determined to make a desperate attempt to carry a line from one part of the vessel to the main yard Into the howling wind he shout ed I want some volunteers good sailors And out of the darkness a voice replied Lieutenant there aint no sailors here but theres plenty of ballplayers TO MAKE PAPER MATCHES Talk of Using a New Material on an Extensive Scale y It is predicted that paper is the com ing material for matches The prospect of the wood match industry being ap preciably affected by a new process for manufacturing matches of paper is held to be extremely probable particu larly as the best wood for this purpose is constantly growing scarcer and more costly The new matches are consider ably cheaper than the wooden product and weigh much less which counts for ev gC - I1 r iTiirn7inrniTiiriirriiiTii13gat tJd j r m m j much in exportation The sticks of the matches consist of paper rolled togeth er on the bias The paper is rather strong and porous and when immersed in a solution of wax stearine and simi lar substances sticks well together and burns with a bright smokeless and odorless flame Strips one half inch in width are first drawn through the com bustible mass and then turned by ma chinery into long thin tubes pieces of the ordinary length of wood or wax matches being cut off automatically by the machine When the sticks are cut to size they are dipped into phosphorus also by machinery and the dried head easily ignites by friction on any sur face There is some talk of utilizing the new invention in the manufacture of matches on an extensive scale for export in India The invention involves no waste whatever and the paper is delivered in rolls like the telegraph tape and converted at one operation in to match sticks and by a second into matches that would dry without stov ing for a large part of the year in In dia One thing however must be made sure of that a wax is used which will harden at a shade temperature of 140 degrees Fahrenheit at least Boston Transcript A SCIENTIFIC THIEF The Russian Chiefs Dexterity As tounded liven the Czar One day while dining together the French Ambassador and a Grand Duke of Russia were discussing the clever ness of the pickpockets of their respec tive countries The Grand Duke claim ed that the Russian pickpocket was the most skillful Seeing the Ambassador incredulous he told him he would Avithout knowing it be relieved of his watch before leaving the table He then telephoned to the liead of the po lice to send at once the cleverest pick pocket he could lay his hands on The man came and was put into livery and was told to wait at the table withthe other servants He was to give the Grand Duke a sign as soon as he had done the trick But this was not given very soon for the Ambassador was very wary and always kept on the alert and held his hand on his fob even when conversing with the most distinguished guests At last the Grand Duke received the preconcerted signal He at once re quested the Ambassador to tell him the time The latter triumphantly put his hand in his pocket and pulled out a potato instead of his watch To con ceal his feelings he would take a pinch of snuff his snuff box was gone Then he missed his ring from his finger and his gold toothpick which he had been holding in his hand in its little case Amid the hilarity of the guests the sham lackey was requested to restore the articles but the Grand Dukes mer riment was changed into alarm and surprise when the thief produced two watches two rings two snuff boxes etc His Imperial Highness then made the discovery that he himself had been robbed at the same time that the French Ambassador had been despoiled so craftily Syracuse Standard The E Flat Horn ot Santiago At the battle of Santiago when the army moved forward in the charge you probably have all read the account of it In the newsapers how the man who played the E flat horn in the band left his place in the band and rushed forward with the soldiers in the attack ing column Now you know the bands place is in the rear They have no gun or sword they cannot fight and their position is in the rear of the column out of danger But this man unmind ful of everything broke away and went far up the hill with the charge carry in his horn over his shoulder slung with a strap For a time he went along unobserved until one of the officers happened to see him And he said to him What are you doing here You cant do anything you cant fight you havent any gun or sword This is no place for you Got down behind that rock The soldier fell back for a minute half dazed and f eebng the pull of the strap on his shoulder replied I cant do anything I cant fight And so he got down behind a rock But al most instantly he raised his horn and began to play that grand old air The Star Spangled Banner They heard him down in the valley and immedi ately the band took it up and in the midst of those inspiring strains the army charged to victory I would rather have heard that soldier play ing The Star Spangled Banner behind the rocks at Santiago than to hear the finest and most perfect music that Theodore Thomas ever produced which had no soul in it though much of Thomas music has Col R W Conwell Watchdogs on the Water It is a common thing to find a dog on coasting vessels making apparently short trips on wood schooners for ex ample and other vessels so engaged that they are frequently tied up at wharves or anchored in harbors Dogs are also found on fishing boats and on oyster boats These are mostly kept for watchdogs and they serve this pur pose well The thief who strolls down a wharf or pokes around a harbor with intent to board a boat that is anchored is apt to think twice about it if he sees a big dog standing with his hind feet on the deck and his fore feet on the rail waiting eagerly for a chance to nab him the moment he puts a foot on deck New York Sun The Worlds Sheep The number of sheep in the world is estimated to amount to 550000000 Of this number between one third and one half are believed to be merinoes Its hard enough under any circum stances for a bachelor to hold a baby but its simply torture when the babys mother is the girl who jilted him two years before GLADSTONES CHIVALROUS ACT Tracked a Wnj ward Wife to Induce Her to Return Home Attention has been recalled to a but little known and much misinterpreted nnicndP in the career of Mr Gladstone by the bankruptcy of Colonel Horace Walpole nominally the adoptea sou but in reality the illegitimate issue of the late earl of Orford and for whose unworthy sake the old peer left every stink inil vestise of property awaj from the earldom which descended tc his nephew the present peer who for tunately is married to a rich American girl daughter of the railroad magnate Daniel Corbin of New York Some forty years ago the late earl ol Orford eloped with Lady Lincoln wife of Lord Lincoln who was at the time Mr Gladstones most intimate friend and who subsequently became duke ol Newcastle Lord Lincoln subsequently obtained a divorce from his wife and the most important testimony furnish ed in support of the petitioners case was that of Mr Gladstone who ad mitted in court that he had spent much time and money in tracking the fugi tive eounle all over Europe until ho finally ran them to earth in the north of Italy The idea that Mr Gladstone should thus have played what appear ed to be the role of a private detective in the affair brought upon him much obloquy which it took him many years to live down Yet those who know him best are aware that there was noth ing further from his mind when he un dertook the arduous task of following the eloping couple through Europe than the idea of playing a role in the divorce case or to securing testimony for Lin coln Gladstone believed that he had great influence with Lady Lincoln and his one and only aim was to induce her to return to her husband who was so deeply attached to her that he was pre pared to forgive her and to restore her to his heart and home if she had gone back to England with Gladstone If Mr Gladstone failed in his mission it was not for want of pleading but sole ly and entirely because Lady Lincoln wasso infatuated by the many and undeniable charms of that handsome cultured and dashing married roue the late Lord Orford that she declined to leave him under any circumstances It was only then that Lord Lincoln relue tantlj made up his mind to obtain a divorce and asked his friend Gladstone to help him in the matter Lord Orford a couple of years later deserted Lady Lincoln who ultimately became the wife of a picture dealer at Brussels where she died a few years ago But Lord Orford undertook to provide for the son whom she had borne him on the shores of Lake Como in Italy and as his countess had pro vided him with nothing but daughters he got to be very fond of the boy and to look upon him as his only son He per mitted him to bear the name of Horace Walpole which was his own Christian name and patronymic secured for him a commission in the guards when he grew up and when he died a couple off years ago left him every bit of property that was not entailed It has not lasted the colonel long for he has been de clared a bankrupt with liabilities of 500000 and assets of about 20000 this too in spite of the fact that not alone landed estates yielding an in come of 70000 a year but likewise almost 1000000 in ready cash The colonels losses have been incurred al most entirely on the turf St Louis Globe Democrat Operated on a Tiger Rev Samuel Haughton was not only a clergyman and a man of science but a medical man to boot and his knowl edge of surgery enabled him on one oc casion to perform with complete suc cess under circumstances of great per sonal danger an operation on the paw of one of the tigers of the Dublin zoo The claw of the animal having become distorted had grown into the foot and gangrene was threatened A net was thrown over the animal and he was drawn forward to the door of the cage and then while the assistants held bis paws excepting the diseased one Dr Haughton cut away the claw The rage of the tigress looking on through the bars of the side den was terrible to witness and jifter the operation she turnid up the paw of her mate ex amined it and then licked him as a cat licks a kitten A week later Dr Haugh ton was again at the zoo to see howhis patient was going on When the tiger espied him be began to purr like a eat and allowed he doctor to examine the paw Indeed for years afterward both the tiger and tigress showed them selves most friendly and grateful to Dr naughton London Chronicle The Moorish 31rriage In Morocco a marriage is preceded by a seven days feast accompanied with almost incessant music And the bride certainly cannot lead a hap py life On one of the nights she may not go to rest but has to lie on the floor wrapped up in a blanket while the gueste keep it uptalking jokin and laughing and do not go home tin morning But the actual wedding day is quite as tedious and tiresome to a sensitive woman She is on view as it were and is compelled bv custom to sit on a bed with her eyes shut for some hours at a time while all her neighbors and acquaintances from far and near come to have a good stare as her finery to express their good wishes and to make a small weddin present Why So Named In the early English coinage the sil ver penny was minted with a deer cross When it was broken into two parts each was a halfpenny and when into four each was a fourthing or fartmng yhen a young man squeezes an rorney t T y A x V