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JERUSALEM AND BAD LUCK
Misfortune Overtook Royal Couples
Who Journeyed There
While no one need feel surprised that
Emperor William should desire to un
dertake the trip to Palestine yet there
are many -who regret that his Zion
ism should have Jed him to permit his
wife to accompany him on the jour
ney and among superstitious people
much apprehension is felt and express
ed in connection with the project For
it is a strange peculiarity that hardly
any royal couple have ever visited Je
rusalem together without being shortly
afterward overtaken by misfortune
Only recently the visit of the Archduke
and Archduchess Charles Louis of Aus
tria was followed by the sudden death
of the former who as second brother
of the Emperor Francis Joseph stood
next in the line of succession to the
throne and who until that time had
enjoyed perfect health
Another imperial couple whose pil
grimage was followed by still more dis
astrous results were the Ciown Prince
and Crown Princess of Austria Ti
quarrel which culminated in Rudolphs
shocking death at Meyerling followed
immediately on their return to Vienna
from Palestine while the stay in Je
rusalem of the Emperor Williams eld
est sister Charlotte who was accom
panied by her husband Prince Bern
hardt of Saxe Meiningen and attended
by Baronand Baroness Yon Kotze had
as Its natural sequence what is now
known at Berlin as the AnoTSymous
Letter Scandal in which Princess
Charlotte and her husband wflCre so se
riously compromised as to render their
departure from Berlin necessary while
Baron von Kotze himself after fight
ing innumerable duels being crippled
for life and subjected to imprisonment
is now living in retirement with his
wife
It was likewise just after the tour in
the Holy Land of the Grand Duke Ser
gius of Russia and his wife that every
capital of Europe was ringing with
stories of the most incredible brutality
and savagery on the part of the Prince
to his lovely and popular consort who
was compelled to appeal for protection
to her brother-in-law the late Czar
and Prince Frederic of
uncle of the present Empress of
Germany died suddenly at Jaffa on his
way back from Jerusalem whither he
had gone on his bridal trip He left
behind him an American widow a
daughter of David Lee of New York
who had been created by the Austrian -Emperor
a Princess of Noer on the
occasion of her marriage and who is
now the wife of the Prussian Field
Marshal Count Waldersee the succes
sor of Moltke as chief of the headquar
ters staff of the German army
These are only a few of the large
number of analogous cases that could
be cited in this connection But they
are sufficient to show that supersti
tious people have some grounds for ap
prehending misfortune in the event of
the Kaiser taking his wife with him to
Jerusalem For curiously enough
those who make the pilgrimage alone
and who leave their wives or their hus
bands at home appear to escape the
fate that overtakes those royal person
ages who neglect this caution and
with the exception of Empress Eu
genie who lost her throne a few
months only after her return from the
Holy Land the Emperor of Austria
the late Emperor Frederic of Germany
the Prince of Wales King Leopold of
Belgium the Empress of Austria the
Crown Princess of Sweden King Os
car the Crown Prince of Italy and
Prince Henry of Prussia have all been
able to visit Palestine without being
overtaken by subsequent misfortune
Modern Society
Rather Fight than Talk
At a roof garden entertainment in
New York the other night there was an
illustration of Roosevelts popularity
and the enthusiastic spirit which pos
sesses the people A well known im
personator of prominent characters in
troduced into his act several military
features He appears as General Miles
in the celebrated uniform as Admiral
Dewey and Colonel Roosevelt dressed
in his Kharkee uniform When he ap
peared on the platform in this costume
Monday night the audience was star
tled by a prolonged the war
whoop of the Rough Riders which
came from a young man who sat at one
of the side tables drinking beer with a
party of friends and fondling a pair
of crutches Everybody arose and
looked that way and the war whoop
was repeated In less than a minute
everybody on the roof knew that a gen
uine wounded Rough Rider was in the
audience and although he was only a
private they made him take the plat
form and tried to induce him to make
a speech But his tongue was par
alyzed and although he might have
faced the Spanish batteries without
trembling he was frightened half out
of his wits by the demonstration of the
audience W E Curtis in Chicago
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A Valuable Find
Have you heard from your brother
who went to the Klondike asked one
Boston man of his neighbor
Oh yes was the reply Hes just
struck luck
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to get baked beans
Spains Fiist Victory
Well I see that the Spaniards have
finally won a victory
Where When
The Spanish company that bid for
the job of -transporting those prisoners
captured by Shaf ter beat all their comr
petitors Cleveland Leader
No one can talk about his sickness
without becoming tiresome
The lazier the man the more he com
plains about dull times
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The knowledge which we crave and
work for which we look and findwhich
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urethat is the knowledge be it small
or great that is worth having It is
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it gives us fresh power and fuller life
It matters far less even what this
knowledge Is than the way in which it
was gained The most systematicand
well prepared course of sttfdy worried
through by a student whose only care
Is that he may get his diploma is of
far less value to him or to the world
than the vital thought of the young me
chanic who anxious to master the se
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details discovers its principles and
infuses into it his own fresh and liv
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new invention or perhaps in a more
skillful touch or more delicate finish
than it has yet received Saturday
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St Jacobs Oil curca Rheumatism
Et Jacobs Oil Neuralgia
St Jacobs Oil Lumbago
St Jacobs Oil Sciatica
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Criminal Waste of Good Liquor
Rev Mr Chokely My dear sir
cWhither are you rushing with that
murderous weapon
Colonel Kahtah Lam searching foh
the man who put brandy in my mince
meat suh I wish to kill him suh
Rev Mr Chokely My dear sir 1
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Autumn Excursions to Hot Spring
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Too Much of a v atch Dog
Mr Easymark I thought you said
that brute you sold me was a good
watch dog
-Dog Fancier Well isnt he
Mr Easymark 1 should say not He
barked so loud the other night that
burglars broke in without our hearing
hem New York Evening Journal
Where a Cat Naps
London has a cat whose partiality
for a nap in warm spot is so marked
that she has selected the top of -a dy
namo in a power station She sleeps
there calmly and peacefully while the
machinery around and within six
inches of her is running at a rate of
2000 revolutions per minute
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MODERNIZED CASTLES
Modern Improvements in the Piles of
Stone on the Rhine
However badly the men fared in the
good old days when these castles were
used the condition of women must
have been a hundred times worse not
of the women only who lived in the
little farmers huts that disappeared
centuries ago they were worse off than
the cattle they tended but of the wom
en who had the best of it who were
the wives of the knights and mistresses
of the castles Just imagine the Hud
son my dear madam dotted with cas
tles a mile or two apart on both
banks from Yonkers to Albany every
castle on the top of a crag and every
owner of a castle at war with all the
others and yourself mistress of one of
the castles You have plenty of silver
ware most likely if your husband is a
good xjghter and no dearth of heavy old
hand made furniture The slits of win
dows are so small that curtains would
be of no use and anyhow as there is
no glass the rain would soon ruin
them You find that the cold stone
floors make your joints stiff and you
spread some rushes on them Your
supply of meat and other eatables de
pends upon the success of his lord
ships raids You have no woman to
associate with but your boorish ser
vautSo There is one book in the house
a prayer book but you are not able to
read it unless you are one of the ad
vanced women of the time You would
go out Then you must first climb
down the crag by a path that is barely
passable at the risk of being captured
by a neighbor You have a beautiful
view and some fine afternoon you go
up in the highest tower to watch a lit
tle passage at arms on the plain It is
something that you take considerable
interest in for your husband is in the
thick of the fight- He and his men
have clashed with Sir Adolphu and his
men and your husband may come
home laden with plunder or he may
come home on a board But you are
used to such things You go into your
chamber and kneel before the stone
crucifix where you spend a great deal
of the time Before you have reached
the last bead in the string you hear joy
ful shouts below The sorrow is not to
be in your castle this time but in the
next one Milord is safe and there
will be fresh meat for a fortnight
This feminine view of the middle age
castle industry was brought home to
me by contrast this morning when a
boatman in blue cap and wooden shoes
was rowing mo up the river not up
the Rhine but up the Moselle which
flows into the Rhine here but it an
swers the same purpose Half a mile
up the Moselle on a moderately high
peak of rock stands one of the old cas
tles There is nothing ruinous about
it it has been put in thorough repair
Not only glass in the windows but
striped awnings over some of them
and rows of potted flowers on every
broad window sill and along some of
the exposed edges of the cliff Statues
in nooks cut in the rock and iron dogs
and lions looking ready to growl No
precipitous paths but a smooth gravel
walk with winding stone steps here
and there wherever needed guarded
by an iron rail on each side While wo
were passing making slow progress
against the strong current a man in
bright livery came down the steps car
rying a bicjTcle down to the road that
skirts the river and stood there wait
ing A few moments later a lady ap
peared at the castle gate not on a milk
white steed but in blue bloomers trip
ped lightly down the steps took the
wheel from her groom mounted it and
rode away I hope she was going to
the dressmakers to buy a skirt New
York Times
Not Easily Killed
Not long since it was found necessarj
to kill a certain vicious elephant and
two physicians were appointed execu
tioners They fed the beast on aconite
concealed In carrots and arsenic sprin
kled on buns which it swallowed pleas
antly and asked for more Then one
medical gefttleonan conceived the bril
liant idea of loading a syringe with
prussic acid inducing the animal tc
open its mouth and squirting the pois
on down its throat The elephant con
sidered this great sport but the doctoi
who was working the syringe took St
much interest in the experiment thai
he momentarily forgot the deadly prop
erties of prussic acid inhaled thf
fumes and fell unconscious The oth
er physician saved his colleagues life
with great difficulty the elephant look
ing on sympathetically However af
ter it had taken enough poison to kil
2000 men according to the doctors
and three hours had passed since the
first dose it suddenly toppled over and
expired quietly
The Devil and Football
The rector of Pakeiield near Lowes
toft objects to foot ball on theological
grounds He says The various at
tractive agencies at work in the direc
tion of amusements among young men
are devices of the devil and of them
all none presents such insidious evils
as foot ball matches These things
cause people to forsake the means of
grace The devil is a successful prac
titioner and if any in this congrega
tion prefer attendance at a foot ball
match to going- to prayer meeting they
belong to Satans flotfr -Westminster
Gazette
Mrs Pairleigh Does jrour husband
ever compare your housekeeping to his
mothers Mrs Warwick Not now
He used to though Mrs Fairleigh
Hoav did you reak him of it Mrs
Warwick I compared his behaving to
that of my first husband
Every time boy takes a birds egg
home his women folks abuse him II
all the birds nests were robbed there
would be no birds for trimming hats
Professional Jealousy plays havoc
With many professed friendships
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