j ROBERT GOOD Editor and Prop VALENTINE - NEBRASKA It Is impossible to borrow trouble without paying usurious interest The Buffalo Express says Any body who can ride a bicycle can go to war Fall in girls A scientific exchange says The number of rows on an ear of corn is always even Thats odd The Denver Times says An Indian chief will sell anything but his blan ket He is completely trapped up In it Apart from other circumstances that four and a half per cent loan shows the flegree of interest England takes in China Speaking of the war spirit it may is well be admitted that the Kentucky moonshiners are still turning out a good deal of it It is said that a French officer has in vented a noiseless cannon which is very destructive Why not introduce it for use on the Fourth of July It should be unnecessary to state that ihe use of the wheel by Chinese women Implies more or less of a revolution in that conservative country Reformer Charlotte Smith demands that the Secretary of War shall enlist 80000 unmarried -women at once to fight Spain Why so many t has been discovered that forty four different muscles are called into play whenever a man says Ill take the same Its the same when he smiles The United States has no use for the Philippine Islands and no intention of annexing them but then they might prove a very acceptable present to Japan When the surprising figure of over B00000 is announced as the number of telephones in this country its a very plegmatic nature that isnt inclined to exclaim Hello That New Jersey man who has made seven unsuccessful attempts to com mit suicide should not despair Warm weather -will soon be here and then he can easily -walk out of the State An Ohio man has -written to the navy department to advise that all Ameri can men-of-war be armed with rubber insteau C st1 He probably thinks wouhw1ii in the stretch 6Uch a craiser wr nnr This is an llfcuGrOkT ace anol while they are yet speaking I some act Ot spienuiug uuwu i 0 uuul of the Boston firemen who lately died In the defense of property puts them to silence It has been discovered that the re cent fatal fire in Pittsburg which claimed a balf dozen victims was caused by an explosion of -whisky What sort of stuff do those Pittsburg crs drink anyway Americans abroad carry their patriot Ism with them Those in London have raised a considerable fund for the sur vivors of the Maine explosion and those in Mexico City have started a sub scription for a monument to those who were lost It is disheartening to read of the con viction for fraud of a youthful scion of a noble English house whose ancient motto Ne vile veils may be ren dered Choose nothing base Gentle birth has its obligations as the old French proverb reminds us and one of them certainly must be to keep un stained a name made honorable by gen erations of worthy ancestors One duty of ministers is to say Come Dont come is the message of a missionary at Dawson City and it 5s given to warn away the multitude dreaming that there is wealth for them Jn the Yukon district He is thus preaching physical salvation for the country Is already overcrowded and the supply of labor is greater than the demand Do not forget those two words Dont come Occasions like the present fill the crank with unutterable joy die finds liimself translated into his element that of conceiving fantastic schemes and projects and of startling the try with the novelty of his inventions He has implicit faith in them and sees nothing incongruous in their accept ance A most sanguine individual he entertains not the slightest misgiving as to the practicability of his sugges tions and he cannot be induced to con cede the possibility of failure Besides the income tax there is in Prussia though not in the rest of Ger many a tax on capital as upon land and household property All fortunes under 300 are exempt from taxation The minister of finance has just pub lished the results of this capital tax for 1897 and these reflect a picture of the financial condition of the well-to-do population of Prussia exclusive of small capitalists The aggregate wealth of those liable to taxation amounted to 3300000000 an increase upon 189G of more than 827000000 Of this sum 2 000000000 goes to the credit of the towns the other 1300000000 to that of the country Only 5440 taxpayers possess a fortune of 50000 and of these pnly lS91have more than 100 400 Floating capital totaled 1100- 1 7 i 1 - J v - Ai fjDiSttft 000000 and landed property 1200 000000 Of those who possess over 50 000 1100 reside in Berlin It is all of a piece with the tyrannical French Government that Zolas friends sliould bu punished for their share however slight in his recent trial One wouldthink France had returned to the days when any objectionable person could be clapped into the Bastile for this beautiful third republic goes the monarchy one better and out Herods Herod by punishing a mans defenders It is hoped that Col Picquart is not cast down by being placed on the half pay of lieutenant and not being per mitted to wear a military uniform His turn will come yet and though there are no more Bastiles to be destroyed what now stands for that prison must Ju time be also overthrown It is known that states and nations die like everything else in nature that fashions pass and are reborn once in so many decades and it may be that the fashion of tyranny is to return by way of Paris At all events the spirit that fostered the Commune is rife The details of the terrible heat which prevailed in February in certain colo nies of Australia show it to have been one of the most fearful natural visita tions of modern times The water in the wells and streams dried up and large rivers shrunk to the size of ditches miles and miles of farms were burned over and townships were blot ted out by bush fires The shipping was stopped by the dense clouds of smoke The fish in the rivers and the cattle and sheep on the plains were de stroyed and no one knows how many human beings were lost The towns and cities were filled with crowds of half naked and terror stricken people who had lost everything they had in the world Following the awful blis tering heat came storms and tornadoes which added to the terror and then epi demics began their deadly work The visitation extended as far south as Mel bourne It will be a long time before Australia will recover from the disas ter The harvests were destroyed and haying no wheat to export the Austra lians have had to purchase and have been sending their gold to San Fran cisco for that purpose The pasturage was also destroyed which means the loss of the sheep As it is the great wool producing section of the world it follows that the price of wool will go up The large increase in the consump tion of sugar in the world has made the yield of that staple the subject of considerable investigation The nor mal yield of sugar In the world is 8000000 tons per annum of which something over half comes from beets The cane sugar comes chiefly from the West Indies and the island of Java The growth of the beet sugar ftchigtfy JS ti United States has become a very importIlt Iteui in6ur domestic trade In 1888 our product was 2800 tons in 1S90 it was 12000 tons in 1894 it was 20000 tons and last year it reached 43000 tons and the business is as yet in its infancy Very much of this increase is due to the bounty paid to sugar producers by the government between July 1S91 and July 1895 That sugar is as necessary as salt for human food is claimed by medical men but the amount consumed per capita seems to bear no relation to the actual necessities of the human race It seems to be a rule that in those countries -where the spirit of navigation com merce travel and colonization is strong the general consumption of sugar is large whereas in those countries where such a spirit is not dominant the de mand for sugar is diminished In Eng land which is clearly first among the maritime nations the consumption of sugar is SG pounds per capita annually in Denmark it is 45 in Holland 31 in France 30 in Norway and Sweden 25 in Russia 10 in Italy 7 in Turkey 7 in Greece G and in Servia 4 In the United States the consumption of sugar per capita has very steadily increased for many years In 1878 the amount was 34 pounds for each individual in 1881 it was 44 pounds in 1SSG it was 56 pounds in 1891 it was GG pounds but in 1S97 it was 61 pounds It does not seem to make much difference with the use of sugar whether or not a nation produces it for in Austria the sugar yield of which is very Irage the people use only 19 pounds each yet in Switzer land where no sugar at all is produced the in dividual consumption is 44 pounds One would naturally suppose that the two peoples who ttse the most tea would use substantially the same quantity of sugar but take England and Russia the two great tea drinking peoples of Europe the one uses 8G pounds of sugar per capita and the other only 10 There is no doubt that a very large proportion of the sugar used by a nation is eaten in the form of confectionery Candy is used more and more by individuals who have long since ceased to be children and while a few years ago a candy nianufactory was a rare thing even in this country the bonbon box filled with sweets is now generally to be fouud on the table In the sitting room of the well-to-do family In cars on the street and at the theater people are frequently seen with a box of ehoice confectionery which they are eating with infinite en joyment Satisfied The Female Reporter I am just dy ing to be original send me somewhere that no lady reporter has ever gone The Editor musingly Well you might go to heaven The Yellow Book A man had arrangements made to commit suicide but growing more des perate got married instead Its a trying time for a woman wher 8he visits her dressmaker VjiMifcJa sv -- iifakJJg CROP WORK AHEAD WINTER HAS BEEN A BOON TO FARMERS Springlike Weather Following a Mild Term Proved to Be Beneficial in Al most All Local itiea Iiate Cereal Be portafrom Various Sections Excel ent in Promiiie Throughout the principal agricultural districts the past winter was remarkable for its mild character There was little severe or long continued cold and the snowfall was light Following this open winter spring like weather was experi enced during the greater part of March so that spring plowing and general farm work is now well advanced decidedly ahead of recent years Oats seeding and corn preparation are far in advance of last year and in spite of the interruption occasioned by cold weather and storms during the last week of March the general farm preparation for the seasons work has made unus ual progress Spring wheat seeding be gan more than a month earlier than last year with the soil in excellent working order and whiie storms of the past ten daj s caused an interruption yet a large enough area has already been planted to mark the season as one remarkably ear ly Throughout the great central valleys the soil has worked readily and until the last week in March there were few locali ties in which wet weather interfered with plowing East of the Missouri River winter wheat was sown last fall under peculiar ly unfavorable conditions The long sum mer and fall drought made plowing diffi cult and the proper pulverization of the seed bed almost impossible Seed was sown in dust germination was slow and uneven and first growth small and strag gling Rains came early in November and a large part of the acreage was seed ed after the first of that month but it was felt that grain sown at that late date gave hut a problematical promise at best From the date of the November rains up to the present time weather conditions have been favorable for the crop The winter was mild and with abundance of moisture the plant continued to develop through the usual period of hibernation gathering root strength rather than show ing top growth The month of Marcli was like April thirty days ahead of the calendar Sun shine and showers marked the -first three weeks of the month and the effect upon the brown stunted wheat fields of the Ohio -Valley was remarkable Brown gave way to green bare spots were covered fields marked for plowing began to give promise of possible crop results The change of the month in the wheat fields between the Allegheny Mountains and the Missouri River particularly in this central belt was sufficient to mark the season as one of the most remarkable on record West of the Missouri River conditions have favored the crop from seed time up to the present and rarely have the wheat fields of Kansas Oklahoma and Nebras ka offered so fine a prospect as at the JpSSSSa J Lli3f coast the situation in Oregon and WasTiIng is all that can be desired In Califorhta conditions are variable In Texas and Arkansas the winter has been all that could be desired for the crop spring growlh has been good and the general condition is high In Tennessee and Ken tucky improvement dinrjjng the past thirty days has been rapid In Ohio the pros pect ismucti less flattering The next re port of condition will be decidedly higher than the last State report but the Ohio average will be the lowest among the im portant States The winter and spring in Michigan have been favorable and the present condition of the crop is good The prospect in Indiana and Illinois is improving rapidly with local exceptions largely in the southern part PiiJ1 State auu tue present condition is luny up to j the average for a series of years The Very low condition heretofore reported for the general average of Missouri does not represent the situation in that State Improvement has been rapid and there is now at least an average crop prospect At this date it would be ridiculous to talk of probable crop results but it now seems apparent that the 1S97 crop Avill at least enter its period of spring growth with an excellent promise whatever may befall it later in its history BLAIR STATUE COMPLETE Will Be Placed in Michigan Capitol Grounds Next Month The statue of Gov Austin Blair order ed by the Michigan Legislature for the capitol grounds at Lansing is complete STATUE OF AUSTIN BLAIK The statue of Michigans war Governor will be placed on the capitol grounds in May probably on Decoration day Proof of Treachery Is Clearw English naval experts say that the re port of the American court of inquiry clearly proves that the Maine was wreck ed by an external cause and that Spain must be held responsible for the disaster The yacht Mayflower recently ed by the Government has been put in the dry dock at the Brooklyn navy yard to be fitted up as a torpedo boat destroyer Enelish tourists report a remarkable de- mand for American goods in China and Japan CXXXOCXXXCOOCCCXXXXX5CCC ts WORUb Or MENACE 10 bFAIfl War Resolutions Introduced in United States Congress By Sector Frye ot Maine vmmmxas virc7Bnffm t7aLB i L W7 SflNMm mfp ft f5 li 6 Wlil O JiKBWfi111NW 9 mMImp Resolved That the President of the United States be and be Is here by directed and empow ered to n take isueh effect ive steps as in his d 1 s c r etlon may be necessary to secure a speedy termination o f the hostilities be tween the gov ernment of Spain and the people of Cuba the withdrawal of the military and naval forces of Spain from said Island and the complete Independence of said people By Seprtientstlve Marsh of Illlnok Resolved That war be and the same Is hereby declared to exist between the gov ernment of Spain and her depend encies and the United States and her Territories and tbat the President of the United States is hereby author ized to use the whole land and naval force of the United States including the militia and the naval militia thereof to carry the same Into effect By Sena or Rawlins of U ah Resolved That the Inde pendence of the republic of Cu ba be and the same is hereby recognized and that war against the kingdom of Spain be and the same is hereby ed and the P r e s 1 dent Is hereby author ized and direct ed to emnloy the land and naval forces of the Uni ted States of America to wage such war to success By Senator Allen of Nebraska Resolved That the repub lic of Cuba now and some time maintained by force of arms Is hereby recog nized by the United States of America as a separate and independent na tion That the United States- shall Immedi ately intervene m Vies L V yc ti JktlJm ft mmsmv fAeli i ilJ3w ft - 2 - O and put an end to the war now beinc waged on the Island of Cuba and shall succor und release from Impris onment the people there concentrated for the purpose of starvation and ex termination By Senator Forakr of Ohio R e s o lved That the peo ple ol the Isl and of Cuba are and of right ought to be free and i n dependent That the e r n m e nt of the United States hereby recognizes the r e p u b lie of Cuba as Zh ilfl aud law f u 1 govern- tueut of that Island That the war Spain is waging against Cuba Is bo destructive of the commercial and property Interests of the United States and so cruel barbarous and inhuman In its character as to make it the duty of the United States to demand and the government of the United States does hereby demand that she at once withdraw her mad and naval forces from Cuba and Cu ban waters That the President of the United States be and he is hereby authorized empowered and directed to use if necessary the entire land and naval forces of the United States to carry these resolutions into effect O0CXOOCCXOC2O EARTHQUAKE J5UJSES PANIC Residents of San Francisco Frightened by Seismic Shocks Residents of San Francisco and neigh boring cities were much excited over the earthquake which shook the city and vi cinity just before midnight Wednesday The vibrations continued fifteen seconds after the shock was felt and many per sons were thrown into a panic Buildings trembled on their foundations telegraph and telephone wires were broken and numberless panes of glass were broken during the short space of time the shock was felt Several hours elapsed before the fears of the panic stricken populace were quieted and the streets cleared Se vere shocks were felt at Sacramento San Jose Merced Stockton and Santa Gruz The shock was confined to northern Cal ifornia Vallejo and Mare Island suffer ed much damace the loss at the navy nl 1 ntnv AnfimnA1 of nrf locc Ti o n Sr I YiUU UCIllj C3UU1UICU ill nut n oo iuw I 000 The naval hospital was wrecked and the Government sawmill thrown down In the town of Vallejo just across the channel the loss runs into the thousands At the University of California in Berke ley the seismograph at the students ob servatory in Berkeley showed that the shock lasted between thirty and forty sec onds The general direction of the vibra tion was from east to west The instru ment showed that the shock was heavy in a small area LEES LIFE THREATENED Warned in Two Days of Five Distinct Plots to Assassinate Him Havana advices say that Consul Gen eral Lee was warned Sunday and Monday of five distinct plots against Tiis life It was reported to him that many of the rabid Weylerites are determined to kill him and that all sorts of plans have been evolved to accomplish that purpose Gen Lee professes to place but little credence in the many reports that reach him of threats against him but it is no ticed that he is more closely guarded than aver by the Government The latest story to reach the consul was that he would be poisoned by a bribed employe of his hotel To this Gen Lee replied by asking the aewspaper correspondents who sit near aim at meal time in case he is suddenly taken ill first to shoot his waiter and then to run for a stomach pump Marix Says It Was a Mine Lieutenant Commander Marix judge advocate of the board of inquiry into the Maine disaster on being released from the oath of secrecy in relation to the blowing jp of the battleship had this to say We know that the Maine was blown up by a mine as surely as a physician knows a man was poi soned when he finds him sufferms from the effects of poison Friday in the House was spent in con sideration of the naval appropriation bill There was much filibustering and only four pages of the bill were gone over Ad journed until Saturday The Senate was not in session The House spent Saturday in consider ation of the naval appropriation bill A strong effort was made during the day to increase the appropriation for the na val reserves but it failed Another effort to have the government uniform the na val militia also failed The main contest of the day was over a proposition to de crease the number of timber dry docks au thorized by the bill from four to three It led Mr Cannon chairman of the Appro priations Committee who made the mo tion to discuss the whole question of war preparations and to inveigh against undue extravagance He was voted down 78 to 107 An amendment was adopted to per mit the Secretary of the Navy to use any portion of Michigans naval militia fund to repair the damage to the Yantic A message from President McKinley outlining the findings of the Maine board of inquiry was sent to the House on Mon day After being read it was promptly referred to the Committee on Foreign Af fairs Mr Walker of Massachusetts an nounced the death of his colleague Mr Simpkins and moved that the House ad journ out of respect to his memory This was done and Speaker Keed appointed four members of the Foreign Relations Committee to which the Maine report had been referred to attend the funeral In the Senate the Presidents message and the report of the board of inquiry were both read efter which the Senate adjourned After passing a bill to pension the widow of Gen John L Stevenson at the rate of 30 per month the House devoted the whole day Tuesday to the considera tion of the bill to pay certain claims for stores and supplies furnished the Union by loyal citizens of the South during the war There was a bitter contest over a claim of 217000 preferred by the heirs of the widow of Gen Robert E Lee She inherited the claim from Mrs Fitzhugh her aunt who it was admitted was loyal The claim was finally stricken out but the House recessed before the bill was passed It provides for the payment of about S50 claims aggregating about 1 200000 At an evening session pension bills were passed In the Senate after the introduction of Cuban resolutions and a speech by Senator Mason seventy four private pension bills were passed Then Mr Tillman presented resolutions con cerning the death of the late Joseph A Earle Senator from South Carolina Eulogies were delivered by Mr McLaurin Mr Chandler Mr Clay Mr Spooner Mr Chilton Mr Cannon Mr Kenney r Mftpnery and Mr Tillman A wild and uproarious scene occurred in the House on Wednesday when Mr Bailey the Democratic leader attempted to force the hand of the Republicans up on a proposition to overrule the Speaker and pass a resolution recognizing the in dependence of the Cuban republic Mr Bailey presented the resolution as a ileged question He was ruled out of order by the Speaker An appeal from the decigipn q the chair was laid on the table The House then went into com mittee of the whole and resumed consid eration of the naval appropriation bill The Senate Committee on Foreign Rela tions has agreed to delay action on all Cuban questions now in its possession un til after the President has had opportunity to conclude pending negotiations The House on Thursday listened to speeches on the Cuban question The three speeches which stirred the assem blage to its depths were made by Mr Grosvenor of Ohio who it was assumed spoke for the administration and who practically pledged it to the cause of free Cuba Mr Bailey of Texas the Demo cratic leader who announced the Demo cratic position as for free Cuba without war if it could be avoided but with war if necessary and Mr Johnson of Indiana who Kpoke for peacp declaring that it was our duty to go to the extreme in mag nanimity in order to avoid the horrors of war In the Senate Mr Frye of Maine who reported from the Committee on For eign Relations a resolution calling upon the President for the Cuban consular re ports requested that the resolution lie on the table until such time as the commit tee desired to call it up Mr Chandler of New Hampshire objected to the making of any such contract as suggested Mr Frye then moved that the resolution be recommitted to the Foreign Relations Committee After a somewhat heated discussion the motion was passed News of Minor Note Orin W Brereton aged 25 years and married was killed by falling into a min ing shaft at Cripple Creek Colo Judge Campbell of San Francisco has decided that a cat is not a domestic animal and cannot therefore be claimed as the property of any one William Johnson of Claremore I T shot and killed United States Marshal Ar nold and was himself killed by Deputy Busey while resisting arrest Capt Sobral Spains late naval attache at Washington who has plans of the United States coast defenses has been appointed on the staff of the admiralty In accordance with the wishes of Farm er Appleby of Hempstead N Y hi3 widow caused his remains to be cremated and scattered the ashes over the fields The winters gold output of the Klon dike is estimated at 9000000 which will be sent down the Yukon by the first steamer after the opening of navigation Miss M C Stone of Roxbury Mass has made up her mind to possess some Klondike gold She has arranged to go with a party of twenty four men and they expect to start about the middle of April in a schooner around the horn Provisions for two years will be taken There is a movement on foot to organ ize a stock company in Houston Texas for the purpose of making that place a to bacco market to serve as an outlet for the heavy crops of that State Three thou sand acres will be planted in Harris and the counties immediately surrounding Houston FIRST ARTESIAN WELL The Origin of a Tennyson Poem V Uncle Sams Attempt to Get Water in the State of Texaa Artesian wells are Ttow pouring a never entting flood o subterranean wa ter upon the earths surface la nearly every State located -within the well defined limits of the artesian well basins of this continent From British America to the Rio Grande the busj drill has penetrated the varied strata in search of water frlng under a pres sure sufficient to raise it to the light of lay In some localities notably Iu Utah a flow has been secured at a depth of less than 400 feet In other places thousands of dollars have beei c xpended in boring 3000 or eveon 400G feet toward the center of bh earth without results The average depth at which water 14 secured seems to be about 1400 feetr and such a well under ordinary circum stances costs between 2500 and 3000 This is -with the improved ma chinery and transportation facilities of modern days Deprived of those well boring becomes expensive to the point of impracticability Uncle Sam dug a well himself manj years ago in tbe Panhandle of Texas It is the first attempt on record to se cure an artesian flow in tihe Lone Stai State It was only 700 feet deep and no water ever came to the surface from It Since then there have been hun dreds of artesian wells bored in Texas which threw fine streams of water and the pioneer hole has been forgotten by all except a few old time frontlersonen who went on this peaceful mission iutc a country which was far from peaceful owing to the anti civilization creed of the roaming Comanche Indians It was in 1837 that this attempt was made as the United States Govern ment thought it advisable to have a water supply for an army post on the staked plains An elaborate expedition was fitted out under Captain Polk who subsequently became a general Equip ped with the best well boring appara tus available at that time a formidable wagon train a force of meclutnlcs and a guard of cavalry the expedition started from one of the posts near the Gulf Coast An apparently suitable lo cation was selected and the work be gun Unfortunately for the Govern ment however the geological survey had not yet reached that section of the country and the well boring was pure ly experimental After going down 70C feet and failing to strike flowing wa ter the scheme was abandoned and the expedition returned to the place from which it came This was the first at tempt ever made in Texas to dig an artesian well and it cost the Govern ment over 100000 Kansas City Star Tennysons poem of St Telemachus originated thus Lord Tennyson one day when Dean Farrar was talkinc with him asked him to suggest the subject of a poem After thinking a moment he suggested the story of St Telemachus leaping down into the am phitheater and by his self devotee martyrdom putting an end forever tc the hideous butcheries of the gladiator ial games a scene which Dean Earrai has described in his Gathering Clouds and which is the subject ol the famous picture The Gladiators To his surprise Tennyson- had nevei heard the story and was much struck with it He asked the dean to send him when he returned all the authori ties on the subject That was easily done for it rests on the single authori ty of the Greek ecclesiastical historian Theodoret The dean sent him the pas sage in the original Greek and he cloth ed It in the magnificent poem which may be read in almost his latest vol ume The Death of Oenone and Othei Poems The Bookman y Heroism of the Police Hon Theodore Roosevelt writes an article on The Roll of Honor of the Xew York Police for the Century j Mr Roosevelt says I doubt if the average citizen espe cially the average citizen realizes how often the man of the night stick is called upon to display qualities which in a soldier would be called he roic His feats in saving life or in ar resting dangerous criminals alone and at night attract no special attention when mentioned in the newspapers but they often imply just as much cour age as those of the man who captures an enemys flag in battle or plants his own flag on a hostile parapet The men of the Xew York police force rep resent all the different creeds and dif ferent race origins that go to the make up of our stock but they all become good Americans who pay no heed tc differences of creed aud race for oth erwise they would be useless The po lice occupy positions of great import ance They not merely preserve order the first essential of both liberty and civilization but to a large portion of our population they stand as the em bodiment as well as the representative of the law of the land To the average dweller in a tenement house district especially if bom abroad the police- -- man is in his own person all that there is of government he Is judge execu tive and legislature constitution and town meeting His power and influ ence are great For any vice or short coming he should be sternly punished but for gallantry and good conduct he should receive prompt and recognition V It is surprising how well a man cas live at a boarding house for three dol lars and a half a weekr and how little thirty five dollars a week will get him when keeping house After a woman has been married i few years she is an unusual woman il she isnt posted on all the new med clnes Our idea of a thoroughbred is amaji willing to get drunk twice inonaday v