I i i n I M - i i he fahntine gnfund j 310BEKT GOOD E dltor and Prop VALENTINE Well leak i iiimmii y NEBRASKA anyway how can a dry dock They had 920 duels in Italy last year land only one fatality -which on the nvhole seems a pity The dogs of war are still included In the list of our dumb animals It is well Their bite is -worse than their bark A desire for success is natural Even jthe hunter who was chased to camp Ifrom the woods was glad he came out little ahead Theyve begun hanging criminals off thand at Klondike It may not be ex actly civilization but It shows deva luing influences are at -work Follow your bent says President lAndrewtf in a magazine article But some men are so badly bent that con tables have to do the following The sauce cook in the kitchen draws a salary of J300 a Ixnonth In this case it pays better to cook the sauce than to sauce the cook One of the pressing needs of the itimes is a currency reform which will Jbe effectual in restraining bank cash iers from getting away -with the banks currency When it gets so cold right In the heart of New England where they are dn a measure acclimated to the Bos ton girl that business is universally ieusnended then it is cold A pen carrying a small electric lamp jto prevent shadows -when writing has ibeen patented in Germany Editors jought to be able to throw a good deal of light on the subject by using that 2pen Children In public schools have not really so much more to learn than formerly but they have much more to etudy They can learn only about so jmuch anyway no matter how much Ithey study It is said that a pastor in Alabama re cently startled his congregation by the following announcement Remember our quarterly meeting next Sunday SChe Lord will be with us during the morning service and the presiding elder in the evening It ought to be understood that there Is no substitute for the enforcement of the law against murder As long as ihe murderous spirit exists and is not adequately restrained weapons will be found with which to commit a crime Legislation against concealed weapons may or may not be useful but it is en tirely inadequate We must punish the jmen who use weapons of whatever feind unlawfully Since the accession of the present German emperor in 1SS9 the number of lese majeste sentences passed has sreached nearly 5000 The length to jwhich the Government has gone in the suppression of free speech in the em pire is shown by the extraordinary statement that in the five years from t 1890 to 1895 seven peKfoiiS tniuS lu years of age forty eight between 15 and IS and 1S3 between 18 and 21 have 5een jmprisonedunder lese majeste Charges - - - Jff - Sii a The entire history of Rliisia seems to favor the supposition that she at come future time has a destiny to ful fill From a small beginning she has risen to an unparalleled power What at first was only the consolidation of Eome insignificant barbarous hordes ihas become an empire of gigantic di mensions Almost every year adds inew strength to her powerful arm new wealth to her vast resources Other nations have grown to maturity decay led and passed away within the period of her history but Russia remains still growing a Many young persons are apt to re gard clergymen as a serious and sol emn class and to infer therefrom that jreligion must be a gloomy matter Thousands of young readers of Alice in Wonderland never suspected that jLewis Carroll the writer of that ilxwk of wholesome fun was the Rev Charles L Dodgson a clergyman of ithe Church of England whose death rwas recently announced Is it not true fthat to the fun afforded by his inimita ble works there -would have been ladded a lesson in the cheerfulness of jreligion if they had gone out under his own name as the recreation of a cheerful-minded preacher Men who have had the widest expe dience in war are those who utter the sBtrongest peace sentiments Lieut jGen Schofield in his Forty Six Years jin the Army dissents from the opinion What occasional wars are necessary to keep up the fires of patriotism True patriotism is like a fire on the family fhearth giving light and warmth to the domestic circle Spurious patriotism Jblazes up like a bonfire a center of tem jporary excitement but it soon dies out JThe steady flame of real devotion to country burns in peace no less than n pvar Were there to be no more sound jof battle or sight of garments rolled 3n blood disinterested and enduring af rfection for the land of ones birth or adoption would do Its perfect work The gentle art of thieving from the Government attracted some eminent practitioners thirty five years ago but Itlieir performances with shoddy and tainted meats hardly compare with the achievement of one of the contractors who built the dry dock at the Brooklyn navy yard It was required that the piling which backed the concrete walls should be sunk to the depth of thirty feet As a matter of fact the Ingenious scamper drove the piles three feet or less so that now after almost a mil lion dollars have been expended on the dock it is falling apart The contractor probably relied on the maxim that what is everybodys business Is no bodys business apparently the super vising engineer indorsed this view but it Is to be hoped that some way may be found to persuade both gentlemen that Uncle Sam has friends who wili not unprotestingly see him robbed So many brewers have been elevated to the English House of Lords recently that that body has obtained the name of the Beerage One of the first things done by these hereditary legisla tors when their blushing honors are thick upon them is to construct a pedi gree for the official books Unfortu nately there is an individual in Lon don who under the name of X lias been pricking the bubbles of some of these pretensions to long descent Two beer lords Ardilaun and Iveagh who happen to be brothers have been claiming descent from the old house of Magennis simply on the ground that their family name is Guinness X makes the following interesting state ment Here is the real origin of Lords Ardilaun and Iveagh In the year 1750 the Most Rev Arthur Price archbishop of Cashel made his will This after his decease was proved on Aug 3 1752 After mentioning several other items the will proceeds I give my servant Richard Guinness 100 to my servant Ai thur Guinness his son 100 then follows a list of other servants but this is to be understood of such of my above servants as shall be in my ser vice at the time of my decease The above mentioned Richard and Arthur Guinness were the great-great-grandfather and the great grandfather re spectively of Lords Ardilaun and Iveagh When or where Richard Guin ness was born and who and what his father was is utterly unknown Of course there is nothing disgraceful in the fact that a butler was great-grandfather to two lords The snobbery lies in trying to ignore that fact The amendment to the Constitution proposed by Senator Hoar changing the date for the commencement of the Presidential and Senatorial terms from March 4 to April 30 has been the sub ject of discussion for years If the amendment should be adopted it would extend the term of President McKinley to April 30 1901 and also the terms of the Senators and Representatives to the same date There is no doubt that the change ought to be universally favored The particular reason of course for advocating the change is the inclemency of the early March -weather in Washington -which has spoiled so many inauguration ceremonies In the latitude of Washington it is a very rare thing to have -weather that is favorable for outdoor festivities on March 4 To the younger generation which do not take the trouble to look into history the selection of a blustering day in March instead of a balmy day in May or June for inauguration has always been a subject of -wonder It came about in this -way After the present constitution was adopted the old con gress fixed the first Wednesday inj January aS the day for the States to elect Presidential electors the first Wednesday in February as the day for the meeting of the electors to elect the President and Vice President and the first Wednesday in March for the in- auguration of the new government It happened that the first Wednesday in March fell on the 4th and hence this order not the constitution has fixed the 4th of March as the commencement of the Presidential term The constitu tion is silent as to the date of inaugura tion It merely declares that a Presi dent shall be elected every four years It happened however on account of the poor facilities for travel in those days that the Senators and Represen tatives were not able to organize Con gress promptly on the date fixed by the old congress and General Washington was not Inaugurated until April 30 17S9 There are those who believe that General Washington could have served four years from the date of his in auguration thus bringing all subse quent inaugurations upon a more pro pitious day It is the date of Washing tons inauguration that has suggested the change embodied in Senator Hoars resolution and its adoption would tend to recall every four years the interest ing historical associations surrounding the inauguration of our first President Atlantic Cable Relics In the valuable collection recently presented by Mrs Isabella Field Jud son to the national museum in Wash ington is the globe upon -which her father Cyrus W Field traced the course for the cable between New foundland and Ireland In addition to this the collection comprises Mi Fields private papers relative to the laying of the cable the first cablegram sent and oher interesting papers touching upon the great work of his life Womans University The emperor and empress of Japant and their officials and nobles are great ly interested in and have subscribed liberally toward the Womens univers ity at Tokio which is to cost 175000 Spring bicycle frames are being made with telescopic tubes inclosing air cush ions which receive the force of the jar from rough roads the cushions being inflated the same as pneumatic tires When a man gets his hair cut his wif a loses her strongest hold on him v JAPANESE NOT ENTERPRISING Their Businsss Methods Are Crude and Away Behind the Times An American manufacturer from Japan says that those alarmists who would make the -world believe that the Japanese can do everything dont know -what they are talking about and that the people of the flowery land un less they change their entire nature or at all events their methods can never become formidable commercial rivals with any civilized power The ireai fact Is that the Japs do nothing they only half do it and therein lies uhe cause of their failure The Jap thinks of nothing but the present of what he can make now and how by making his commodities a little Inferior he can add a few more cents to his profit If he has to pay more for his labor the idea of economy or the bold declaration that he can no longer sell at the original price never strikes him but he extends the whole of his ingenuity in trying to diminish the quality without any loss in the appear ance There is no such thing as stand ard quality You are never sure of get ting the quality you are asked to pay for So much is this so in Japan that a man seldom buys an article -without unwrapping and examining it on the spot The correspondent continues The Japanese mind is so small that it is difficult to weigh it with American scales in fact it may be said that it is made up of trifles and it is the atten tionthe labored attention the Jap gives to these trifles which makes him incapable of ever becoming anything more than a unit in whatever he may be concerned in As an illustration of what I mean I will give examples which are of daily occurrence You want to buy an article and you ask how much it is The answer is say 1 cent Then you ask how much the articles are by the dozen fully expect ing that you will get them for 10 cents You are a little amazed when the mer chant tells you 13 cents the dozen You get mad call the man a fool and in sist that you ought to get a reduction by taking a quantity Not so with the Jap that is not his way of doing busi ness If you take one he reasons that is 1 cent but if you take a dozen he will have to count them and then it will be 13 cents It is the same with the manufacturer You give him an order for 100 of a kind and then wash to make it 1000 Immediately he de mands an advance in the price Should he however reluctantly agree to take the increased order at the original price you will probably get the first hundred articles fairly up to the sample but as the delivery goes on the quality is sur to fail off And this smallness is not confined to small people It permeates the whole country and one of the lead ing banks advertises that it allows 4385 per cent interest on current ac counts and 5115 per cent on saving bank deposits Boston Transcirpt Reputation Cheaply Made A country justice had been elected but a few days when a young lawyer rushed in and demanded a capias Xow that justice did not know a ca pias from a police cell but he disliked to admit his ignorance So he said Now see here my friend You are a young lawyer and I fear lack ex perience I would advise you not tc be too hasty Dont be in a hurry Wait twenty four hours and then if you think best come to me and I will giye you a capias The young lawyer agreed and wenf away The justice spent the remain der of the day getting acquainted with the writ called capias When the limb of the law appeared the next morning the court felt himself qualified to issue capiases by the bushel Before he could speak the young lawyer said Mr Justice you were right I was too hasty I have that matter fixed up all right and do not need a capias I have come to thank you for the good fidvice and have also brought you the two dollars fee you would have re ceived for the capias as I dont want you to lose by your good deed He went away believing the justice to be a paragon of good sense and legal lore Where He Drew the Line Among the first stories recorded by T E Pritt in his Anglers Basket is one about a Scottish laird who was re lating the story of a fine fish he had caught one day to his friends at the din ner table Donald said he to the servant behind his chair an old man but a new servant how heavy was the fish I took yesterday Donald neither spoke or moved The laird re peated the question Weel replied Donald it was twal pund at break fast it had gotten to achteen at dinner time and it was sax and twenty when ye sat down to supper wi the captain Then after a pause he added Ive been tellin lees a my life to please the shooters but Ill be blowed if Im going to tell lees noo through my old age to please the fushers School for Female Prisouers Major McClaughry superintendent of the State Penitentiary at Joiiet 111 who started a school in the prison for the benefit of convict women some time ago is delighted at the success of the innovation Women it Is said who have been a terror to society in Chicago are likely to be regenerated by the slate pencil and the spelling book Emperor Likes Excitement Emperor William is said to be so fond of excitement that he will often got up at 2 or 3 oclock in the morning and ride ten or twelve miles to order out a company of troops as though an enemy were marching on them A woman can sleep anywhere and e anything i ir MECHANISM OF A rO INCH RIFLED DISAPPEARING GUN UNCLE SAMS LAND FORCES Ten Millions of Men Could Be Mus tered to Fijjht the Spaniards While a war with Spain would undoubt edly be in a large measure a naval con flict it might extend to the land Butcher Weyler appears to think that the Spanish warships would quickly sweep the whole American navy from the seas and that he or some other general would land an array and march victoriously to the na tional capital and there dictate terms of peace The Spanish people all seem to think that our navy out of the way the rest will be dead easy because the United States has no standing army to speak of The Spaniards never made a greater mis take in all their lives This country has a standing army not the 25000 regulars alone but the 114262 national guardsmen kept organized and equipped by the several States Of these guardsmen Alabama maintains 2488 offi cers and men Arkansas 2020 Califor nia 3909 Colorado 105G Connecticut 2739 Delaware 458 Florida 1184 Georgia 4450 Idaho 508 Illinois 6200 Indiana 2875 Iowa 2479 Kansas 1 468 Kentucky 1371 Louisiana 2693 Maine 1845 Maryland 1725 Massa chusetts 5154 Michigan 2886 Minne sota 1S94 Mississippi 1795 Missouri 2349 Montana 632 Nebraska 1158 Nevada 368 New Hampshire 1305 New Jersey 4297 New York 13894 North Carolina 1537 North Dakota 67 Ohio 6004 Oregon 1428 Penn sylvania 8521 Rhode Island 1315 South Carolina 3157 South Dakota 396 Tennessee 1696 Texas 3023 Utah 580 Vermont 743 Virginia 2739 Wash ington 737 West Virginia 965 Wiscon sin 2711 Wyoming 356 From these or ganized forces an army of 50000 men could quickly be assembled at any point where the Spanish should land and could hold twice their number in check while a greater army was being assembled Where is the greater army to come from The Secretary of War has just re ported to Congress the number of men available for military service in each State as follows Men Men States available States available Alabama 105000 N Carolina 245000 Arkansas 250000 N Dakota 19937 California 21 1029 Ohio 050000 Colorado 85QQ0 Oregon 59522 Connect 10SG40 Perfu T S73i Delaware 2S0S0 R Island So000 Florida 70000 S Carolina 177000 Georgia 2G4021 S Dakota 55000 Idaho 2Q000 Tennessee 180000 Illinois 750000 Texas 300000 Indiana r 500000 Utah 35000 Iowa 294874 Vermont 44104 Kansas 100000 Virginia 364227 Kcntucky 361137 Washtn S7879 Louisiana 135000 W Virginia 125000 Maine 106042 AVisconsln 372152 Maryland 150000 Wyoming S000 Mass 433975 Teries and Michigan 260000 District Minnesota 175000 Arizona 20000 Miss 233480 N Mexico 35000 Missouri 400000 Oklahoma 50000 Montana 31381 District of Nebraska 101020 Columbia 47000 Nevada 6200 New Jersey 385273 Total N Hamp 34000 ganlzed 10301339 New York SOOOOO Thus it can be seen that this country has quite a respectable reserve force ten millions of men who can and will fight for the flag if there is any fighting to be done DEFEAT OF THE LOUD BILL Buried in the House by an Overwhelm ing Majority The Loud bill to correct alleged abuses Df the second class mail matter privilege which last year passed the House by a majority of 144 to 104 was buried by an overwhelming majority by the House Thursday The vote was not taken di rectly on the bill but on motion to lay it 3n the table By a vote of 162 to 119 the notion was carried Forty seven Republi cans joined with the Democrats and Pop ulists in accomplishing the result and ten Democrats voted with the majority of the Republicans The refusal of Mr Loud to permit a vote on an amendment at the last aiinute was responsible in a measure for he result but the strength of the measure ludoubtedly waned throughout the three flays debate NEARLY OUT OF MEAT shortage of Beef Cattle Approaching a Famine in the West Strange as it may seem the country ly ing west of the corn States is just now confronted with the probabilities of a beef 1 amine The reason for this is the short ige of beef cattle in the West All of last j ear and so far this year tie demand for cattle to eat corn in the States east of Colorado and the big prices offered has empted the cattle men to sell everything 5t to go and in the Western country to lay from which Denver usually draws tts supply of beef cattle there are not nough fat cattle to supply the local butch ers demands Colorado is not the only State -suffering for beef cattle As far west as the Pacific coast the same situation exists California has usually drawn its beef sup ply from home Nevada aDd Arizona Last tear Eastern California and Nevada were practically denuded of cattle by specula tors who bought them for more than beef snvers were willing to give and shipped em out the country The recent j drought on the coast has left the Califor nia cattle in bad shape and the coast is now drawing almost its total supply from the Salt river valley in Arizona and the supply there is limited Up in Oregoa and Washington the same condition ex j ists In Western Colorado there are aj few cattle on feed and some are left in Wyoming but they are held at such prices that the Denver packers cannot reach them JAPAN MAY HAVE A WORD TO SAY Eight of the Mikados Subjects Werej on Board the Maine The State Department has ascertained at the instance of the Japanese legation that eight Japanese were on board the Maine at the time of the disaster While the avowed purpose of the Japanese tions inquiry is to assist friends and rela i tives in identifying those lost or saved in the disaster it is suggested that Japan may have something to say to Spain in case the Maine shall be declared to havq been destroyed by an external attack Japan has always jealously guarded her citizens abrcad and might occupy the same ground as the United States in seek ing such redress as would be appropriatq to the case as finally established In thbi connection it was recalled that Japans relation to the Philippines are somewhat analogous to our relations to Cuba Sim ilar inquiries came to the Navy Departt ment from the German and Swedish tions and it is expected that others will follow Nearly every nationality was rep resented in the Maines big crew TO SEARCH FORANDREE Eminent Swedish Scientist to Head an Expedition to Franz Joseph Land i Prof A G Nathorst the eminent Swedi ish scientist and traveler will head an expedition to start in May and search Franz Joseph Land for traces of Andrees polar balloon expedition Franz Joseph Land is supposed by many polar scientists to be the present resting place of the An dree party The almost totally unknown region between Spitzbergen and Franz Joseph Land will be explored also The expenses of the Nathorst expedition will rrOF XATHOIiST be borne by King Oscar and a number ofj wealthy Swedes This relief party will include Prof A G Nathorst chief Dr Axel Ohlen the celebrated zoologist Dr Gunnar Anderson botanist Dr A Han berg hydrographer Lieut O Kallstrom photographer and map constructor and Dr Ernst Levin physician The vessel to be used is a Norwegian whaling ship constructed for the purpose Prof Na thorst is one of the best known polar sci entists in Europe and his former expedi tions have produced important scientific results MORGAN BECOMES IMPATIENT Will Offer Another Resolution Calling for Cuban Information Senator Morgan said Friday that it was his purpose to introduce a resolution at an early date making a second call up on the President for the consular corre spondence bearing upon the condition of affairs in Cuba I think he said that the Senate and the country are entitled to know officially what the condition there is and that the reports of the consuls should not be withheld for an unusual length of time I do not however wish to complicate this matter with the Maine disaster and shall not introduce the reso lution while the court of inquiry is sitting unless its report is unnecessarily delayed 1 have set no time for the presentation of the matter but will be guided as to the time by circumstances as they arise He said in reply to a question that the reso lution proposed by him would be couched in terms demanding the submission of the correspondence Peesident Dole Sends 500 A most substantial evidence of sym pathy for the survivors of the Maine and the families of the victims camp tn hnnri at the Navy Department Thursday in the snape of a check for 500 from President Dole of Hawaii Last year the railways of the United States carried 13000000000 passengers one mile and 95000000000 fonts of freight one mile iff Henry W Corbett was on Monday de nied admission to the Senate as a Senator from Oregon on appointment by the Gov ernor by a vote of 50 to 19 The Senate began consideration of the Alaska home stead and railway right of way bill and had not concluded it when it adjourned The House passed the sundry civil ap propriation bill after four days debate The appropriation for representation at the Paris exposition was eliminated on a point of order The sudden change of sentiment which is often witnessed wheir members go on record was twice illus trated On Friday the House in commit tee of the whole where there is no record of the vote knocked out a provision in the bill for an appropriation to pay those who furnish the Government with infor mation leading to the conviction of the violators of the internal revenue laws and in committee an extra months pay was voted the employes of the House Wiien the members voted on roll calls in the House howerer both of these proposi tions were overwhelmingly defeated The House entered upon the consider ation of the Loud bill relative to second class mail matter on Tuesday The bill is identical with the measure passed by the last Congress but Mr Loud gave no tice of an amendment permitting the transmission at pound rates of sample copies up to 10 per cent of the bona fide circulation of the newspaper periodicals This amendment removes much opposi tion to the bill Mr Loud made an ex haustive speech in its favor Mr Moon Dem Tenn spoke in opposition to the bill and Mr Perkins Rep Iowa in fa vor of it The Senate passed a resolu tion for erection of a bronze tablet to the memory of the victims of the Maine Wednesdays debate in the Senate on the Alaskan homestead and railway right of way bill was spirited Mr Carter Mont delivered a vigorous speech in re ply to that made by Mr Rawlins Utah in the course of which he made a strong defense of the honor of Congressional J committees and of officials in the several government departments One of the spe cial features of the debate was a speech delivered by Mr Elkins W Va in which he explained that the Canadian Pa cific Railway was enabled to make war upon American interests and how and why the aggressions of that great rail road ought to be stopped by the United States The speech drew replies from Mr Hoar Mass Mr Chilton Texas and Mr Nelson Minn Mr Hoar main tained that a large part of the speech of Mr Elkins was irrelevant to the pending discussion The House spent another day in debate upon the L6ud bill relating to second class mail matter The speeches as a rule attracted little interest The speakers were Messrs Bromwell Rep Ohio and Ogden Dem La in favor of the measure and Messrs Bell Pop Colo Simpson Pop Kan Clark Dem Mo Brown Rep Ohio and Lentz Dem Ohio in opposition to it In the Senate on Thursday the House amendments to the bankruptcy bill were non concurred in and Messrs Hoar Nel son and Lindsay were appointed as Sen ate conferees During almost the entire session the Senate had under considera tion the Alaska homestead and railway right of Avay bill One of the features of the discussion was a speech delivered by Mr Vest in which he ridiculed the idea of homesteading any part of Alaska or constructing railroads in that district His motion to eliminate the homestead fea ture of the bill by striking out the first section was defeated The resolution for a congressional investigation of the mur der of the postmaster at Lake City S C was referred to the Committee on Con tingent expenses A bill was pasjod tn establish an assay office in Seattle Wash In the House the Loud bill to correct al leged abuses of the second class mail mat ter privilege was laid on the table by a vote of 1G2 to 119 thus killing it Forty seven Republicans joined with the Dem ocrats and Populists in accomplishing thia result and ten Democrats voted with the majority of the Republicans Mr Whit Rep N C the only colored member of the nouse asked unanimous considera tion for a resolution appropriating 91001 for the family of the assassinated Lake City postmaster but it went over upon objection from Mr Bartlett Dem Ga After a debate lasting several days the Senate on Friday passed the bill extend ing the homestead laws and providing foi right of way for railroads in the district of Alaska Comparatively little discus sion of general interest was created by the bill Section 13 providing for certain bonding concessions to Canada in lieu of privileges to be extended by the Domin ion Government to this country however induced a pretty lively debate as it brought into the controversy the old fisi erics question on the New England coast which has been pending between the Unit ed States and Great Britain for 100 years Two more appropriations were sent t the President Friday the pension bill and the consular and diplomatic both of which went through their final stage in the House It was private bill day The most important action taken was acqui escence in an agreement to make the bilJ appropriating about 1200000 for wat claims approved by the court of claims under the provisions of the Bowman act a special order for the next Friday The claims carried by the bill 730 in number are for stores and supplies seized during the war in the Southern States Only two bills were passed one to pay the heirs of Sterling T Austin about 59000 for cotton seized during the war and the to pay an aggregate of 3SG0 in small claims growing out of back pay etc earned during the war The House ad journed until Monday Sparks from the Wires A cave said to rival the Mammoth of Kentucky has been discovered in Center County Pa It is believed in official circles in Lon don that the French cabinet is attempting to bring about a crisis in Africa in order to return to the popularity enjoyed prior to the Zola trial Zola has taken an appeal from the de cision of the court which condemned him to a year in prison- and a fine of 3000 francs and the Dreyfus case will again be ieard in the French courts v- - f Y 31 TO - cy r i A3 f r 1 i