il I i rtj iKk k a f I r T i IM 9 6 0 f fr 4- 4fc I iWTiW 3f 4 q Vv3 W2AT MAN DOES NOT LOYE BEAUTY Mrs Pinlrimm Counsels Young Wives to Keeep Their Attractivenesa A Letter From a Young Wife Seven eighths of the men in this world marry a woman because she is beautiful in their eyes What a disappoint- ment then to soe the fair young wifes beauty fading away before a year passes over ner neaa l 1 feel as if I would like to say to every young woman who is about to be married Strengthen yourself in ad vance so that you will not l i i s 9 PlMMWPi j break down under the new strain on your powers Keep your beauty it is a precious possession 1 Your husband loves your beauty he is proud to be seen in public with you try to keep it for his sake and your own The pale cheeks the dark shadows under the eyes- the general drooping of the young tr i V7 I wifes form what do they mean They mean that her nerves are failing that her strength is going and that something must be done to help her through the coming trials of maternity Build her up at once by a course of some tonic with specific powers Such aa Lydia E Pinkhams Vegetable Compound You can get it at any druggists Following we publish by request a letter from a young wife of her own ac cord she addresses it to her suffering sisters and while from modesty she asks to withhold her name she gives her initials and street number in Chambersburg Pa so she can easily be found personally or by letter To my Suffering Sisters Let me write this for jour benefit telling you what L3dia E Pinkhams Vegetable Compound has done for me I am but nineteen and suffered with painful menstruation leucorrhoea dizziness burn ing sensation back of ears and on top of my head nervousness pain and soreness of muscles bearing down pains could not sleep well was unable to stand without pain and oh how I longed to be well One day I wrote to Mrs Pinkham telling her all knowing I could do so in perfect confidence She wrote me a lovely letter in reply telling me exactly what to do After taking nine bottles of the Compound one box of Liver pills and using one half package of Sanative wash I can say I am cured I am so happy and owe my happiness to none other than Mrs Pinkham Why will women suffer when help is near Let me as one who has had some experience urge all suffering women especially young wives to seek Mrs Pinkhams advice Mrs R S R 113 ECatherine St Chambersburg Pa Prom Small Beginnings to Wealth New York has two remarkable Al bany boys Anthony Brady may be 6aid to have no official residence and no legal home I do not know where his washing is done but he pays taxes neither in Albany nor New York says a New York exchange His interests here however are enormous and his wealth is estimated at betwen 25 000000 and 30000000 He used to be a bar man in the Delavan House Al bany John A McCall president of the New York Life Insurance Com pany a handsome and dignified execu tive practically controls the disposi tion of 150000000 In other words he could lend that amount of money to the Government His salary is said to be now 100000 a year McCall in his salad days was janitor of the State House at Albany Do You Dance To Nijjht Shake in your shoes Allens Foot Ease a powder for the feet It makes tiht or New Shoes feel Easy Cures Corns Bunions Chilblains Frost Bites and Sweating Feet At all druggists and shoe stores 25c Sample sent FREE Address Allen S Olmsted Le RoyNY Taking Things Easy Reporter Anybody injured in the practice game to day Foot ball Captain No the boys went real easy to day They are sav ing themselves up for the champion ship game to morrow Robinson got his nose broken Smith lost an ear Dob son got a few teeth kicked out Jacock dislocated his jaw and broke a few fingers but nobody got what you real ly call hurt Donfnoss Cant Be Cured By local applications as they cannot reach tho diseased portion of the ear Thoro is only ona way to cure DeafueBS and that is by constitu tional lemedios Deafness is caused by an in flamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube When this tubo gets inflamed vou havo a rumbling sound or inrperfect hear ing and when it is entirely closed Deafness is the result and unless the inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to its normal condition hearing will be destroyed forever nine cases oui oi ten aie causea Dy catarrh which is nothing but an inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces We will pive One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness caused by Catarrh that wo cannot cure by taking Halls Catarrh Cure Send for circulars free F J CHENEY CO Toledo Ohio 6old by Druggists 75c Shameful Whats the price of these gloves she asked A dollar and seventy five cens said the clerk but Im afraid we havent any small enough for you We can order an extra small size how ever Oh these will do Ill take three pairs School Teachers Can hear of steady employment all the time that pays well or even during your spare time while teaching For further particulars address F P Dhan Employ ment Office Sioux City Iowa The Dear Girls First Girl Did you meet Miss Cute Second Girl Oh yes Do you like her First Girl Yes Shes rather nice but do you Second Girl Er yes pleasant com pany but Philadelphia North American TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAT Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets All Dragglsts refund the monej If It fills to cure 25c No Necessity for It Visitor I presume your daughter lays the piano Mrs Neuvoriche proudly No in deed Dear Ethel doesnt have to Her pa is rich enough to buy one of those pianos which plays Itself Harpers Bazar Two bottles of Pisos Cure for Consump tion cured me of a bad lung trouble Mrs J Nichols Princeton Ind Mar 26 95 The Merry Huntsman So you were out hunting with Jones yesterday Did either of you hit any thing Yes times It S1K m v--v I saw him hit a bottle several Why He Struck Her Mamma Why did you strike little Elsie you naughty boy you 7 Dick Well what did she want to cheat for then Mamma How did she cheat Dick Why we were playing at Adam and Eve and she had the apple Jo tempt me with and she never tempt ed me but went and ate it all up Parmers Handy Peed Cooker We desire to call our readers atten tion to the Farmers Handy Feed Cook er which is sold at the low price of 1250 for 50 gallon capacity HhHhH WnW filirmiTi iiiiMrTTiw i TTTSrfi3M By feeding poultry and stock with cooked food during the winter months at least one third of the food is saved also having stock in a healthy condi tion preventing hog cholera among your hogs and insuring the hens laying freely during the winter months when eggs are always wanted at high prices This Cooker will pay for itself in one weeks time and is without doubt the best and cheapest on the market just what its name implies a Farmers Handy Feed Cooker Upon application to the Empire Manufacturing Co Gl i EI street Quincy III a catalogue giv iug a full description may be obtained They are made in all sizes Han Away with the Spoon Gimme a ham sandwich and a cup of coffee yelled an excited customer who dashed into a South Thirteenth street lunch house at 118 yesterday morning as he laid 10 cents on the counter and nervously ganced at his watch Hurry up for I want to make the 120 night car up Thirteenth As he planted himself on the nearest stool the cry of wheat bread ham draw one was passed along a line of wait ers to the kitchen below and in one minute the order was served The customer had absorbed half the sandwich when the ringing of the trol ley car gong was heard outside but the coffee was still too hot to drink With out pausing to reflect he jammed the remainder of the sandwich in his coat pocket and grabbing the coffee cup rushed for the street reaching it just in time to hop on the car Then he stood on the step and fin ished the coffee while the cashier of the restaurant who had just recovered from his astonishment ran after the car yelling The spoon The spoon Bring back that spoon Three police men two cab drivers and a dozen other customers joined in the chase and had almost overtaken the ear when the man threw the spoon out into the street He was going to follow suit with the cup but the cashier shouted to him to bring it back some other time Spoon and cup together were worth about 13 cents Philadelphia Record i i Has Heard the Expert Evidence You say said the president of the university to the applicant that you wish to be engaged as professor of anatomy chemistry and osteology les doctor Yet you admit that you are not a university bred man and have no di ploma That also is true This is most extraordinary I wish you would tell me on what you base your belief that you could fill that chaii satisfactorily I was a juryman in the Lroetgert trial at Chicago doctor I - As far as calculations can decide the temperature of comets is believed to be 2000 times fiercer than that of red hot iron In a millogram of bacteria there is a population five times as large as that of the earth provided they are of pure culture There are evidently other worlds than ours At a recent conference of engineers Jn London the advantages of nickel steel for ship building were urged and the necessity was pointed out of find ing new deposits of nickel and reduc ing the cost of its metallurgy Many Indian mounds have been dis covered in Southern Indiana and have yielded valuable finds Stone axes were formerly plentiful in the farming aistriets of that State and were used for door props but they have now al most disappeared Arrow heads are the only relics that are even fairly plentiful Cinnamic acid the alleged new cure for consumption is a white crystalline odorless substance formerly obtained from the fragrant resin storax and oil pf cinnamon but now made from ben zine Its German discoverer claims to have treated 400 cases with favorable results Veneer cutting has reached such per fection that a single elephants tusk thirty inches long is now cut in Lon don into a sheet of ivory 150 inches long and 20 Inches wide and some sheets of rosewood and mahogany are only about a fiftieth of an inch thick Zootherapy consists in transferring a disease from man to some animal and is the converse of the medical theory that animals convey disease to man This system of curing ills was devised by Ferapi a Florentine He mentions the case of a man suffering from rheumatism who made his dog lie across his bed The man recovered and the dog died Two new planets have been discover ed between Mars and Jupiter by M Charlois an astronomer of Nice M Charlois probably holds the record for the number of planets he has discover ed in his lifetime His nearest rival is the Austrian astronomer Herr Palisa who has discovered eighty three but he falls short of M Charlois record by three Electricity can travel faster than 200 000 miles in a second or in other words go around the world once like mes sages recently dispatched from an American exhibition it can make the journey eight times in one second This would be at the rate of about 500 tfmes in about one minute or 10000 times in twenty minutes The lightning specialist connected with the government weather bureau maintains that rods are no protection and that most precautions taken by people to keep out of the path of a pos sible electrical discharge are useless The recent wonderful discoveries in re lation to the nature of electrical force proe the worthlessness of the light ning rod but offer nothing toward dis arming the thunderbolt Pulque the Mexican drink made from the juice of the Agave America na is recommended as an efficient pro phylactic and remedy for scurvy Dr Peres of the United States army is re corded as the first to employ this bev erage as an anti scorbutic Pulque is an unrectified acid wine produced by fermentation in aqua miel the juice of the maguey or Agave Americana It is a yellowish white liquor not easily preserved for a long time Many psychoneurologists advocate the medical treatment of psychically affected brains M de Fleury in his new book entitled LIntroduction a la Medeclne de lEsprit seriously com bats the old theory that only bodily ills are Uhe province of the practitioner and contends that disorders of the psy chic half of the human economy are as numerous and important as those af fecting the somatic half Mfoe Fleury believes that systematic efforts should be made to render them amenable to treatment FISH CULTURE A Work Done in the United States Dur ing the Year 1896 The annual report at Washington of John J Bnce Commissioner jew Fish and Fisheries states that 4800000 had eggs were collected andA from these 93000000 fry were planted in streams emptying into the Atlantic Ocean and the Gulf of Mexico The Increase in shad eggs collected wis 30 000000 ever the previous year aaid if a bill now before Congress is enal ted into a law auxiliary stations wilNbe established on most of the impoj rivers of the Atlantic coast and result in immense increase in the put of this species The output of h ster fry was 97000000 against 721 000 for the previous year and Comm sioner Brice says there is little doul that the output in another year will Increased more than 500 per cent While the attempt to keep up t constantly decreasing supply of mac erel along the New England coast tw more or less experimental 240001 eggs were collected Thirty one ion tRutog clam eggs w sre collected Buzzards Bay and 17000000 fry Tver liDera ted from them Great increasi hit- In xwults at a large saving of cxpensd i Ait ai - ft a were accomplished In salmon hatching on the Pacific coast The total take of 37000000 salmon eggs amounted to three timer as many as were ever col lected before in the United States In any one season It is proposed to ex tend over the entire country a perma nent and economical system of main taining the central hatcheries auxili ary egg collecting stations to be oper ated only during tbe spawning seaaon Another effort will be made to Intro duce Pacific salmon in Eastern waters Five million eggs will be transferred from the California stations to stations in New York Vermont and Maine and the fry liberated in the Penobscot Kennebec Merrimac Hudson Dela ware and Susquehanna Rivers At tention has also been paid to increas ing the output of Atlantic and land locked salmon at the Maine station and indications point to a large In crease over previous years Lake trout eggs collected will aggregate 1S000OOC or 20000000 The cod work will sur pass all previous seasons and 225000 000 eggs are expected Eastern oysters and lobsters were planted in Califor nia and Oregon waters in October and diamond back terrapin in San Francis co bay Eggs of the steel head trout a California game fish have been planted In stream tributary to Lakes Superior and Huron and the Penobscot River PLANTS THAT EAT MEAT The Sundew One of the Moat Interest ing Insectivora Godeys Magazine has this to say about plants that eat meat One of the most interesting of the insectivora is the sundew The five or six small leaves lay close to the ground and each of them bore a crown of dew drops which sparkled in the sunshine like rubies and diamonds A slender scape sprang from the rosette of leaves and from one side of it drooped some small white flowers Sundew is the poetic name given it because of the gleams of the gemlike drops on the leaf surfaces but in spite of its beauty it Is a little savage of vegetable life Most plants absorb nourishment from the soil and atmos phere but the sundew will drink milk and eat beef and mutton and hard boiled eggs if they are fed to it It does not keep a cook however so it catches its own dinner Each leaf is covered with a number of tiny reddish tentacles and at the end of each ten tacle is a little gland to which ad heies a drop of sticky fluid While watching the sundew we saw a gay little fly in a gauzy draw near Hovering over the leaf he lightly pois ed above it and prepared to sip che vis cid drops In a moment his feet Avcro entangled and he was a prisoner The second the feet of the insect press ever so lightly the glands the motor impulse as it is called flies with unimaginable rapidity down through the tentacles communicating with all upon the leaf and they at once bend in the direction of the exciting object the fly In this case A soon as the feet of the fly touch ed the tentacles that wonderful change in them which is called aggregation began The purplish protoplasm which flows unceasingly in their cells separ ated into tiny massts of purple matter floating in a clear liquid The fly had alighted on the leaf a little to the left of the center and the tentacles nearest him naturally bent first and deposited upon the next and so on until he was gradually rolled to the center Meanwhile every gland secreted a digestive fluid which is strongly acid and is so far as can be ascertained identical with the digestive fluid of ani mals This fluid poured over the fly drowning him the tentacles bent clos er and the leaf hollowed itself like a cup and closed when after several days it should expand all traces of the insect will have disappeared di gested and absorbed into the life of the plant After a Chinese Wedding On the day following a Chinese wed ding at least in certain provinces the brides youngest brother goes to in quire after her and to take a present from her mother of a bottle of hair oil This Is a custom so ancient that none know the origin thereof No fur ther communications take place be tween the bride and her family for three months when her mother sends a sedan chair and an invitation to visit her If there has been neither a birth nor a death in her husbands or in her mothers house for 100 days she goes and makes a short stay at her old home This visit over she cannot see her mother again until after her first child is born and not then should the child be a girl Even then if there has been a death In either family the visit cannot be made and there have been many instances where a mother and daughter living very near each other have not met for years Swallows and Pigeons Some time ago the experiment was made of letting loose at Complegne a swallow belonging to Antwerp In com pany with a number of pigeons The swallow immediately made a bee line for home and arrived there in one hour while the pigeons required three hours French Wine A Paris paper says that the vine yards of Gard and Heraultliave recov ered from the phylloxera and that Wine is as cheap as kt was in 1875 Nevertheless the population Is turning more and more to alcohol Some people win a reputation for being good humored because they lack the backbone to fight when they are imposed upon Some girls get married just to let others know that they can If doesnt always take the ruffles out of a mans temper to iron him Tremendous Kxodna to the Klondike Debplle the wurulnga of those who havi been on the spot and predict suffering In the Klondike region thousands of adventurous AiuuricatiH are wending their way thither ward All of them 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