b f u w rT V i x Great Distress K Combination of Troubles Causes Much Suffering BIRD ISLAND MINN I was trou bled with my stomach Nearly everything I nto would sour and I would belch it up A t times my stomach gave me great dis iress My back was lame on account of kidney difficulty I bought sis bottles of Hoods Snrsaparilia when I had taken 1 bottles 1 was cured Norman Hickok Hoods SarsapariHa Is the best In fact the One True Mood Purifier Hoods Pills are the favorite cithartic 25c ps iff 7 lUIMMIVJLUJ MVaiTMT 0 The Best Saddle Coat TO XK Tr J flKk O- rrtrf flirrn 3SE 5 m3gfe S n e rpogs Mi isniit Keeps both rider and sirtJIe per fectly dry in the hardest storms Substitutes v III disappoint Ask for i8g7 Fish Brand Pommel Slicker it is entirely new If not for sale in your tc n write for catalogue to A J TOWER Boston Mass 111 - 1JJ I iUITMHM Slrl ra 1 - m jciaag OtS AGENTS WANTED Girls 10 to 18 years old can earn pood big pocket money easily between school hours canvassing for nice licht business For further particulars address F P DEAN Sioux City Iowa Earths Speed Not Even It is an interesting fact that the earth does not travel at the same rate In all parts of its journey through space Its orbit being elliptical it must at some time approach nearer to the sua than at others and will take less lime in moving through one part of its path than through another In winter the earth is nearer the sun than to summer and moves through space nioie rapidly k All About Alaska Descriptive folder containing five maps f Alaska and routes to the gold fields the most complete publication of the kind in print Send four cents in stamps to F I Whitney G P T A Great Northern Railway St Paul Minn Alaska Land of Gold and Glacier a beautiful illustrated booklet sent for fifteen cents in stumps The Great Northern is over 100 miles the jhortest line fiom St Paul and Minne apolis to Seattle and Portland the outfit ting points whence steamers sail for Alaska No Such Lucie My dear Blobsou Ive just heard that one of your daughters is myste riously missing Im sorry to say that youve been misinformed my b03 The entire sev en were on hand at breakfast this moruing Cleveland Plain Dealer Trains to the South Resumed Information comes from the passenger fleparrment of the Louisville and Nath rille Railroad Company that all their trains have been resumed and schedules restored These include a double daily solid train service from Cincinnati Chi rago Louisville Evansville and St Louis to Nashville Memphis Birmingham Montgomery Mobile Pcnsacola and New Orleans Also a double daily service of Pullman buffet sleeping cars from tho Northern cities to Jacksonville Florida Second Edition Biggs Do you think Dr Thirdlys ermons are as good as they were in former years Diggs Certainly They are exactly the same as he used ten years ago Hows This We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of catarrh that cauuot be cmed by Hiking Halls Catarrh Cure F J CHENKY CO Props Toledo O We the undersigned havo known FJ Cneney for the last fifteen years and bolievo him per fectlv honorable in all business transactions and financially able to carry out any obligations made by their firm WeBt Truax Wholesale Druggists Toledo O Walding Rinnan Marvin Wholesale Drug gists Toledo Ohio Halls Catarrh Curo is tpken internally acting diiectly upon tho blood and mucous surfaces of the BVBteiu Price 7oc per bottla Sold by all Druggists The Duograph The duograph is a new device that has been brought out in Paris for ena bling direct correspondence between blind persons and those who can see It is a kind of typewriter which prints the letters in relief so that they are both visible to the eye and sensible to the touch A MCEACE OF PEARLS Is a beautiful possession If a woman owns one and if a single pearl drops oS the string she makes haste to find and restore it Good health is a more valuable possession than a necklace of the most beautiful pearls yet one by one the jewels of health slip away and women seem indifferent until it is almost too late and they cannot be restored To die before you are really old is to suffer premature death and that is a sin It is a sin because it is the result of repeated violations of natures laws Pain lassitude and weariness inability to sleep dreadful dreams starting violently from sleep are all symptoms of nerve trouble You cannot have nerve trouble and keep your health In ninety nine cases out of a hundred the womb the ovaries and the bladder are affected They are not vital organs hence they give out soonest Mrs Lydia E Pinkhams Vegetable Com Her Pointer They weredrlvlngalong a lonely road and both had been engaged in deep thought for several moments Finally she asked Why dont you sell this horse and get another This is a very valuable animal he replied and has trotted a mile in less than 215 Oh I suppose he is very valuable but I should think you -would rather have a horse that was not so full of life Surely you are not afraid I have him under perfect control There is no cause to feel the least alarm Im not alarmed at all I suppose you can control the beast all right but I should think you would want a horse that you could drive with one hand some of the time The next day he traded his beautiful horse for a cow and the maiden never had cause for complaint again- Cleveland Leader ILeeps Birth Records Novelties in advertising are not limit ed to America In some of the foreign cities enterprising firms watch the pa pers carefully for records of births and promptly send the mother presents of soap or toilet articles One London house keeping its records carefully waits till tho child is a few years old and then sends outthe sex being noted the following Madame as your lit tle childs birthday aproaches and thinking that you may require some present for her in commemoration of the event we inclose a catalogue of toys New York Mail and Express Misery by the AVliolcsalc Is what chronic inactivity of the liver gives rise to Bile gets into the blood and imparts a yellow tint the tongue fouls and so does tho breath sick headaches pahi beneath the right ribs and shoulder blade are felt the bowels become constipated and the stomach disordered The proven remedy for this catalogue of evils is Hostetters Stomach Bitters a medicine long and professionally recommended and sovereign also for chilly and fever nervousness and rheumatism A Telling Illustration The round good natured face of a popular priest was seen in the midst of a small group of laughing men in the rotunda of a Columbus Ohio hotel one day last week His reverence was telling a new batch of stories for the collection of which he is famous One of these concerned a brother who wad sent last fall into the coke regions of Pennsylvania where a number of for- eigners were said to be sadly in need of his spiritual guidance He found them singularly unresponsive and none of his fervid eloquence appeared to move his hearers or to make the slight est impression on them At length he saw that he would have to increase his vehemence and exaggerate his figure of speech He was describing hell and he reached his climax by these words You men have no idea of the tortures of hell It is hotter than can be de scribed by mortal man You may have some time put your hand in a pail of boiling water and know how hot that it It is 212 degrees as science measures it You have all looked into the blazing cokeovens There is a fire which cracks the skin and sears the eyeballs That is 3000 degrees in in tensity But my friends that coke oven fire is nothing compared with hell Three thousand degrees Why 3000 degrees is only ice cream for those dev ils down there This proved a clinch er The coke workers saw that hell was something to be avoided and that the good father could help them to do so A Missionary Medicine Cleanliness begins within If a man isnt clean inside he is far from Godli ness A constipated sinner is a stench In the nostrils of the Deity A man whose food sours in his stomach and whose liver is leaden cant help looking at the world hatefully with jaundiced eye and con juring up evil thoughts in his tortured brain Cleanliness of person begets clean liness of thought Casearets Candy Ca thartic are the missionary medicine which purifies mens bodies and minds Pure fragrant palatable mild and positive rhey clean out the intestinal canal stimu late the liver and strengthen the bowels Then a man enjoys again a feeling of char ity and brotherly love for his fellows and icconnnends others to take Casearets and he as hapuv as he What Spool Means The averaged sized spool for sewing thread is 2 inches high and 1 inches in diameter at the ends A spool of thread means about 200 yards fray ZipX2fflFKrv MSIS2Sfip LS3ff ml fl f i V pound by building up the nerves and restoring womans organism to its natural state relieves all these trouble- some uterine symptoms In confirmation of this we by permission refer to the following women all of whom speak from experience Miss Celia Vaj Hobjt 1912 Sharswood St Philadelphia Pa Miss Grace Coixobd 1434 Eastern Ave Cincinnati Of Mbs Newell 50 Ryerson St Brooklyn N Y Mbb Isabel Oberg 220 Chestnut St Woburn Mass Mrs A H Cole New JRochelle N Y and many others For special symptoms Mrs Pinkham has prepared a Sanative Wash which will cure local troubles Give these medicines a trial Write to Mrs Pinkham Lynn Mass if you are not quit satisfied you can address private questions to a woman- CHILDRENS COLUMN DEPARTMENT FOR LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS Gomethinc that Will Interest the Ju venile Members of Every Household Quaint Actions and Bright Sayings of Many Cute and Cunning Children The Babys Future What will the baby be mamma With a kick and a crow And a hush-a-by-low What will the baby be mamma When he grows up into a man Will he always kick and always crow And wriggle his arms and his legs about o And make up Mich horrible faces you know As ugly as ever he can The baby will be a soldier my dear With a fife and a drum And a The baby will be a soldier my dear When he grows up into a man He will draw up his regiment all in a row And llourish his sword in the face of the foe Who will hie them away on a tremulous toe As quickly as ever they can The baby will be a sailor my dear With a fore and an aft And a tight little craft The baby will be a sailor my dear When he grows up into a man He will hoist his sails Avith a yo-heave-ho And take in his refs when it comes on to blow And shiver his timbers and so forth you know On the genuine nautical plan The baby will be a doctor my dear With a powder and pill And a nice little bill The baby will be a doctor my dear When he grows up into a man Die will dose you with rhubarb and calo mel too With draughts that are black and pills that are blue xlnd the chances will be when hes fin ished with you Youll be worse off than when he began The baby will be a lawyer my dear With a bag and a fee And a legal decree The baby will be a lawyer my dear When he grows up into a man But oh dear me if ever you knew What terrible things a lawyer can do You would take to your heels when he came into view And flee from Beershcba to Dan A Cats Queer Pets A cat takes queer notions soim Pin s Here is a cat which has adopt jl a chicken and a duckling This is the more strange in that the avenge cat is the enemy of the whole feather o J inbe and will kill and eat all small birds t can catch This cat belongs to a miller who lives T pussys queer pkts near Dairy Ayreshire England and the accompanying ilustration was tak en from a photograph How the incongruous friendship came to be established no one knows They first got to consorting together and the old cat would tuck the duckling under its furred flank while the chicken would make itself at home perched on its foster mothers back pecking at her ear and taking all kinds of liberties with her The old cat seemed to have a mothers fondness for her pets and was not apparently concerned at the idio syncracies they displayed foreign as thev were to cat instinct How Bobby Went to the Grocery Bobby had started down town with A grocery list and it was the first time he had gone alone so he felt very proud and happy over it But by any by he stopped under a Jamp post to rest Its purty hard work to walk all alone to the grocery mans he thought Just then a girl came by and stopped to mail a letter in the iron box on the lamp post Bobby watched her with much inter est Where does it go to he asked The letter answered the girl On down to the postoffice Didnt you ever see a postoffice box before No maam said Bobby Cause weve just rnoved here from the coun try Then as the girl went on Bobby stood still looking at the box I wonder if it wouldnt take my gro cery list down he thought Cause if its smart enough to take letters I should think it would be able to take a grocery list So he tucked his paper in and sat down to see what would happen though his conscience pricked him a little My mother might not like it he thought I wish I had thought to tell her about it first Presently a man dressed in gray drove up and jumping out of his bug gy unlocked the box and took out the letters Bobby stood up on tiptoe and tried to see In I thought he explained to the man maybe Id have some groceries there I put a list in No said the man laughing this doesnt deliver groceries But you climb in the buggy and Ill take you down to the grocery Heres your list The grocery man let Bobby drive back with him and when Bobby saw his mother looking anxiously out of the door he at once began to explain I tried to ex-ex-peppermint with a box mother he said but I was sor rj though it was a tormentous long ways to the grocery mans and if they hadnt let me ride I dont know how Id managed But I wont do it again mother truly Xo Bobby said his mother ex periments dont always turn out right and its better to go along the way your mother expects you to Yes thats so said Bobby I wont forget that The Outlook Snakes that Like Thunder One of the wonders of the bare sandy plains of New Mexico are the thunder snakes They are by no means com mon yet they are often encountered by prairie travelers especially before and after thunderstorms Flashes of light ning and claps of thunder which are so terrifying to bipeds and quadrupeds seem to have the greatest charm and delight for these members of the ser pent family Whenever a thunder storm comes up they have a reguar pic nic They come crawling out of holes from behind rocks and rotten stumps and enjoy the fun while it lasts Their nature is quarrelsome their character fierce and they are aggressive in a high degree although their markings are very beautiful They are not poison ous however their bark is worse thai their bite Longfellows Recipe for Health In one of the recent magazines there is a long article on the subject How to Be Healthy Of course this doesnt interest boys and girls very much be cause most of them are fortunate in be ing healthy already but some of the older people would like very much to know the best way of winning back their health One time a man asked the poet Longfellow how to be healthy and this is the answer he received Toy temperance and repose Slam the door on the doctors nose The Way When Jimmy had taken a few writ ing lessons he explained to his mother This is the way to write my name you make a big writing J then nine humps and the bottom part of a Y Not All He Wanted Well Willy asked grandma have you had all the dinner you want Nome answered the truthful little boy but I have had all I can eat CORRECT NAMES IN ALASKA The Geographical Boards Decision Says Dyea Should Be Taiya The United States board on geo graphical names which meets at stat ed intervals has rendered decisions de termining the spelling of 149 of these names These include a number in Alaska significant at this time in view of the Klondike excitement Many variations of nomenclature for the same place are encountered and the boards action determines the uniform usage Following is a summary of ac tion taken relating to places conspicu ously mentioned in the gold stories As to Klondike the decision is to spell it as here given and not Clon dyke Klondyke Chandyke Chandyk or Deer Reindeer Throndike nor Throu Diuck One of the lakes of the upper Yukon was named Lebarge by the Western Union telegraph expedi tion in ISOS after Mike Lebarge a member of the exploring party who is now living somewhere near Ottawa Out Late publications have fallen into the error of spelling this Labarge but the board adheres to the original for Lebarge There is a Lebarge River in Alaska When Schwatka descended the Yu kon in 1SS3 he named one of the lakes on its headwaters Lindeman after Dr Moritz Lindeman now vice president of the Bremen Geographical Society This sometimes appears erroneously as Lindemann and Linderman The board adopts Lindeman One of the principal tributaries of the uper Yukon is the Lewes River named by Robert Campbell of the Hudson Bay Company about 1848 This is often miscalled Lewis The inlet river and village at the head of Lynn canal -which now ap pears in the newspapers almost daily under the form of Dyea the starting point for the overland route is an In dian word which has appeared in many forms Admiral Meade in 1SG9 wrote it Tyya Krause in 1882 wrote it Dejah Schwatka in 1883 Dayay Dall in 1S83 Taiya The board adopts the form Taiya For the lake and river variously call ed Hootalinqua or Hotalinga or or Teslin Too or Teslin the board adopts Teslin The terminations Hina and Too are said to mean river in different Indian dialects An Lndian village on the middle Yu kon is called Nuklukayet This has been written in several forms include Ing the erroneous one Tuklukyet She Knew A girl from town is staying with some country cousins who live on a farm On the night of her arrival she finds to her mortification she is ignor ant of all sorts of things connected with farm life which to her country cousin are matters of everyday knowl edge She fancies they seem amused at her ignorance At breakfast the following morning she sees on the table a dish of finn honey whereupon she thinks she lias found an opportunity for retrieving her humiliating experience of the night be fore and of showing her country cous ins that she knows something of life after all So looking at the dish of honey she says carelessly Ah I see you keep a bee Pear sons Weekly Britons Better Shots British soldiers are better shots than either French or German Rest and BelieC A piece of machinery run by steam and overworked will become cranky creaky and out of gear owing to some expansion of metal from heat and fric tion Stop its work rub and brighten and let It rest In a short while it will be restored and will run smoothly The human system is a machine Too much work and worry are thrown upon it too much of the heat of daily cares too much of the steam of daily business The nerves become cranky they are restless sleepless and twitchy and a neuralgic condition sets in Pain throws the machine out of gear and it needs rest and treatment to strengthen and restore St Jacobs Oil is the one remedy of all peculiarly adapted to a prompt and sure cure So many have so freely testified from experience and use to its efficacy in the cure of neural gia that it passes without saying that It surely cures It will be a gracious surprise to many after the free use of it to find how easily pain cares and worry may be lifted and how smoothly the human machine goes on In Close Quarters Jack I hear you had a narrow escape from a grizzly in the mountains this summer Ella Yes indeed It was the tightest squeeze I ever had Jack putting his arm around her Well that grizzly is not the only mem ber of the press association FITS Permanently Cured No fits or nervousness after first day u5p or Dr KIlneN Great Nerve Ke Borer Snd for FKEE 20 trial bottle an 1 treatise Oa R U KLIXE Ltd 93r Arch St 1hllaaslphla Pa Clear Atmosphere The atmosphere is so clear in Zulu land that it is said objects can be seen by starlight at a distance of sev en miles ASM PEfM To RflOTH Degrees of Foolishness That man Barker Is the biggest fool I ever sav He never talks about anything but himself I dont know that you ought to call him the biggest fool for that Do you sanction that sort of thing No but Barker doesnt know much about anything else The biggest fool is the one who tries to talk about things that he doesnt understand Cleve land Leader TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets AU Prucpsts refund the money If It falls to euro 25c Labor is one of the great elements of society the great substantial Interest on which we will stand Daniel Web ster Pisos Cure for Consumption has sated me large doctor bills C L linker 422S Regent So PhiladHphia Pa Dec S 95 No man ever made an ill figure who understood his own talents nor a good one who mistook them Aent3 Wante I Free outfit On earns LO0O several 1000 yearly P O 1371 -New York Rest satisfied with doing well and leave others to talk of you what they please Ah thht twinge Why rheumatic Seek relief lnstanter from Glenns bulphur Soap Hills Hair and Whisker Dye black or brown COc Inquire about your neighbors before you build and your companion before you travel Mrs Wirmlow SoomiNO Synur for Children ttetbing sott ns tlio cunis reauces inflammation Jllab paiii cure icd colic ceuto a bottle Some mens stories ought to be quar antined LETTER GtBGaCf irrr nrB TV sfKJ i CURES WHtfit ALL HKF FAILS Bert Cough Syrup Tastes Good Use In time Bold by drupclsts cot 3ESS03 tCCAi Insist on Having The Kind That Never Failed You TKC CCNTAUR COn TT MliaRAr STRttT NCW YORK CITT 3 WE ARE ASSERTING IN THE COURTS OUR RIGHT TO THS EXCLUSIVE USE OP THE WORD CASTORIA AND PITCHERS CASTORIA AS OUR TRADE MARK I DR SAMUEL PITCHER of Hyannis Massachusetts was the originator of PITCHERS CASTORIA the sama that has borne and does now sW on every bear the facsimile signature of LzS 7ctccK wrapper This is the original PITCHERS CASTORIA which has been used in the homes of the mothers of America for over thirty years LOOK CAREFULLY at the wrapper and see that it is the hind you have always bought Sffl ylT7sXLr 07b l and has the signature o f zyX7cc4Z wrap per Jfo one has authority from me to use my name except The Centaur Company of which Chas IT JFletcJier is President March 8 1897 GZcr4Hp0 Do Not Be Deceived Do not endanger the life of your child by accepting a cheap substitute which some druggist may offer you because he makes a few more pennies on it the ingredients of which even lie does not know The Kind You Have Always Bought BEARS THE FAC SIMILE SIGNATURE OF 33 Use the Means and Heaven Will Give You the Blessing Never Neglect A Useful Article Like J While discussing the merits of Ripans Tabnles recently m a conversation with a friend a surgeon who is employed by the Long Island Railroad and who has a largo private practice among people of social and business prominence in Brooklyn the City of Churches expressed himself quite forcibly saying I dont wish my names to appear as an indorser of a medicine that is advertised to the public at large but there are several of my private patients who have not required my services as much this spring as has been usual and two of them I found had been taking Ripans Tabules and were said to have been so much benefited by their use that I becamei very much interested in their cases because the illness from which they had suffered was of a sort from which a doctor is no more free than other people are It was dyspepsia and I knew by my own experience just what that was and how difficult it is to treat it successfully I finally tried Ripans Tabules myself and by ginger they are all the circular pretends them to be They are a first class article I can heartily indorse them The formula is an old one but with one or two slight changes that seem to add an effectiveness that was never before to be relied upon with so much certainty druy itorea o nre canTrbia low orlced sort Is Intended for the poor aad the ncfflicaJ CteedSS ofjhe fire cent cartons OSOtobules awT had br maU bj sending rorlght cenci u SeRnuia qSS FREIGHT PAIDHrioMi and Celling Manilla Write for samples and prices The Fay Manilla Hoofing Co Camden J S C N U 49 97 1 ldj taia CURE YOURSELF discharges Inflammation of mucous membranes Ivli T - rainuss and not ATHOTWiCHEMICJlLCO Cent or poisonous kuiflujuigi i aoia ay xirarorlste or sent in plain wrapper yj prepaid tor 100 or 3 bottles 4275 V wrcaiar sent on reqeest m MENTION TIU5 PAFE wsxa vsnua to idtiituxu