t h H i ft it r i THE AUTOGRAPH BOOK OF BLUE She gave him her book to write in Her autograph book of blue land she said Write it straight now Tommy And something nice and true Stiffly and squarely he wrote a line For his queen with the eyes of blue proudly and signed it Tommy Maggie I love you true A youth came from a college A student grave and wise He looked at the little old autograph book He looked at her true blue eyes And he scrawled with cynical smiling In the old old book of blue Of the folly of love and signed it Thomas Reginald Hugh A man came from his labors Learned in the school of years Gazed at the little blue book and dream ed And gazed as he dreamed through lears Then he looked and saw her smiling Willi tears in her eyes of blue And he wrote a nd signed it Tommy- M aggie I love you true Ladies Home Journal IN IHE WHITE - HORSE VAULTS JLrT ND Id give a years salary to lay bauds on the impu dent rogues The chief cousta ble of Wallburn was speaking t o one of his subor dinates Inspector Miller So would I sir responded that of ficial and I dont believe theres a member of the force who wouldnt give a trifle to scrape an acquaintance with this Flash Jim or whatever the fellows name is How ever weve nothing to work upon But these put in the chief display ing a number of coins Really Miller this fellow is an artist a king among smashers These coins are as near the real thing as its possible to make them and Ive not the slightest doubt that I should have accepted them myself if theyd been tendered to me Very possible 3lr went on Miller Mr Markham landlord of the White Horse is as smart as most men but he was bitten At that moment the magistrate enter ed the court house Well whispered the chairman leaning over the table to the chief con stable have you heard anything Several complaints this morning sir The rascal is still at work but we have no clew as yet Confound the fellow muttered the chairman Hes making a laughing stock of the finest force in the prov inces There was only one Item on the charge sheet that morning and the prisoner pleaded guilty to having been drunk and disorderly Ten shillings and costs or fourteen days said the chairman as soon as the constable had given evidence A gentleman in clerical attire here stepped forward and explained with a profound lisp that he was the curate -of Sto Olaves Westmeath The prisoner -who was formerly one of his parishioners had hitherto borne 41 blameless character and to give him another chance in life he the curate would pay the fine Having done so he bowed politely to the bench and led the protege from the court Half an hour later Inspector Miller hurried to the chiefs room In his ex citement he forgot the respect due to bis superior and rapped out something very much like an oath Miller ejaculated the chief con stable I beg your pardon sir stammered the inspector but er that is the curate Well Hes slipped through our fingers sir cant be found anywhere What on earth do you want him Cor demanded the chief Beg pardon sir I forgot He paid the fine in court this morning I know that man Is that a crime or are you Well heres the money sir blurted out the Inspector throwing down a number of coins on the table With grave doubts as to the others sanity the chief picked up one of the coins and examined it then another and another until all had been in spected Spurious every one of em he gasped sinking into his chair For some minutes neither of them spoke The very audacity of the thing had taken their breaths away Suddenly Miller jumped to his feet He had a vague notion that he had sen the curate before Can I have a fortnights leave sir and permission to take what I want from the police museum he asked Take what you like Miller but for goodness sake let us have the last laugh on our side The inspector promised to do his best nd shortly afterward he left his chiefs presence II The police Bah They aint worth tupence a dozen Silas Markham landlord of the White HoAse and owner of another half dozen licensed houses in Wallburn folded his arms over his broad chest and gave utterance to the above con temptuous remark They dont possess the wits they were born with he went on Why poor Drinking Dan there would give the best of em points and a beating The individual referred to was lean ing unsteadily against a pillar He was a well known character was Dan For a year or more he had been missing from his accustomed haunts rumor said he had passed the time in jail and it was only the other day that he turned up and claimed his corner in the bar of the White Horse Aye aye chuckled the old toper as he waddled over to the bar for anoth er two penn worth o Scotch Drink ing Dan aint hie the biggest fooil aloive Of course not Dan youre only one of em returned Markham as he pock eted the twopence The laugh was against Dan and there was a dangerous gleam in the C3es of the half witted wreck as he lurched over to his old position in the corner About 5 oclock on the following af ternoon Dan staggered into the bar a trine more intoxicated than usual The landlord however who was the sole occupant when Dan entered served him with the usual twopennorth The customer placed a half crown piece on the counter which the land lordafter giving the change threw toward the till It fell on thejloor and something in its sound roused Mark hams suspicions Picking up the coin he examined it closely while Dan began to shuffle to ward the door Too late however Markham sprang over the counter seized the other by the collar and drag ged him into a private room Where did you get that coin he hisseu Lemme go pleaded Dan huskily Where did you get it repeated the other A giut give it to me stammered Dan and Its a lie hissed Markham Come out with the truth All right responded Dan desper ately Let go my throat will yer I made it So you made it did you And where did you get the die Stole it growled Dan It once be longed to a fellow you knew Kutton the coiner Hush you crazy fool hissed Mark ham Dont you know where you are Stepping softly to the door the land lord locked it then producing a bottle from the cupboard was it the sight of that bottle that brought the triumphant gleam into Dans eyes he poured out a couple of glasses Come Dan heres to your health said Markham It wont do for us to quarrel I wasnt aware you knew him I knowed him twelve years ago re plied Dan adding with a keen glance at his companion an I knows im now Markham winced and glanced uneas ily toward the door Well he demanded at length what do you want Work replied his companion And what about the dies Il bring em whenever you like Half an hour later Drinking Dan emerged from a side door and sham bled off down the street The White Horse was a money making establishment night and day When closing time came round and the last shilling had rolled into the ca pacious till behind the counter of the bar business was resumed in the vaults In the wee sma hours of a Novem ber morning this particular branch of the business was in full swing and profits were being literally coined Three or four ghastly figures flitted about in the semi darkness Silas Mark ham was engaged in earnest confab with his son alias Hutton the coin er alias Flash Jim alias our old friend the curate at the far end of the cellar while Drinking Dan was busily engaged near the heavily bolted door in the manufacture of spurious florins Suddenly the low but distinct mew of a cat reached the ears of the alert Dan Before the others were even aware of his intentions the supposed drunkard sprang forward shot back the bolt and faced around on the others with a re volver in each hand Trapped by heaven roared Mark ham or rather Hutton Sr as a posse of police with the chief constable of Wallburn at their head rushed in The struggle was fierce but brief The elder Hutton was soon overpowered but his son who had previously served a long term of imprisonment for a sim ilar offense fought like a tiger With his capture resistance was at an end and the whole gang was secured Tricked by a miserable gin sodden drunkard groaned the elder Hutton as the handcuffs clicked on his wrist Youre wrong my friend if thats any consolation to you said the indi vidual referred to stepping forward Inspector Miller at your service one of those men you valued at tuppence a dozen The prisoner did not reply but the Inspector owed his life to the fact that glances are not deadly weapons Shortly after the gang had been con victed Inspector Miller was promoted At a little supper organized in honor of the event he was asked where and how he picked up his clew It was a piece of luck he laughed Twelve years ago in the Assize Court at Westheath when Hutton the young er was sentenced to ten years penal servitude I shall never forget the prisoners jaunty appearance on that occasion He never turned a hair and when the Judge passed sentence on him he re ceived it with a low sweeping bow that would have done infinite credit to a Parisian He repeated the bow exactly when as the curate he put in an appearance at Wallburn police court to pay that fine inflicted on a member of the gang It was only when seated in the chiefs room after we had been so bad ly sold that I connected the two inci dents and recognized my men W 3C6jfe Aft - Drinking Dan who is and has been for twelve months an inmate of the Wallburn workhouse had been a member of the Hutton gang years ago and from him I obtained all that I wanted to insure admission to the vaults of the White House and well you know the rest Cassells Satur day Journal RECENT INVENTIONS There have recently been one or two unpleasant accidents in Venice through gondolas being cut down by the pn ny steam launches In a new magazine camera the plates are placed in a row in a chamber oppo site from the lense and held by a spring each plate dropping down into a recess in the bottom of the camera after it is exposed An Illinois man has invented an at tachment for guitars consisting of a frame to be screwed on the head with a number of padded bars set in it with keys to be depressed by the fingers and produce different chords To support pie crust so It will not fall while the pie is baking a new appliance consists of an inverted cup with a wide flange around the top on which the crust rests with an outlet in the center for the escape of gases An automatic door for furnaces and locomotive boilers has a standard set on the end of a rod which runs through the floor and operates a lever to raise the door and swing it back whenever the standard is stepped on In a new winding mechanism for watches a set screw is placed in the two part key to adjust the fractional contact so as to just overcome the ten sion of the mainspring until nearly wound when the key slips thus pre venting over winding Casks and barrels are automatically tilted in a new holding frame as they become nearly empty by weighted piv oted levers under the rear of the bar rel the weight of the contents being sufficient to counterbalance the weights until it is almost gone A Maryland man has invented a shirt with a detachable bosom which is made double to fold through the center and form four wearing surfaces so that as fast as one surface becomes soiled it can be replaced by another until the four are used An Improved tie for horses or cows has a shield or apron stretched across a frame and fastened to the edge of the manger the halter rope being secured to the outer edge of the apron frame to keep it tipped up while the animal is feeding and prevent waste An electric bath cabinet has been in vented by a German which has wood en racks arranged at each side of the tub with electric connections to the racks and bars across the top so the body of the bather completes the cir cuit by touching the bars Two Frenchmen have invented a tan dem attachment for single wheels con sisting of a supporting frame to be at tached to the rear shaft and saddle post with a pair of oscillating pedal cranks to be mounted on the rear shaft to push the front cranks forward in turn The shock of collisions between shis can be lessened by means of a new de vice which consists of a number of cylinders having pistons set in them to extend out from the sides of the ship with an air cushion in the cylin der to act as a buffer when the blow is struck Corduroy Road of Ancient Days Considerable interest has been occa sioned among the people of that neigh borhood and particularly among geol ogists by the discovery of a peculiarly constructed roadway in the Lake Shore Companys gravel pit at Amboy seven miles east of Ashtabula Ohio The remarkable find has the appear ance of having been a corduroy road made of small cedar trees and it was unearthed thirty eight feet below the surface of the ground The wood is in a perfect state of preservation Over twenty feet of this road has been un covered It was laid on hard clay and was covered by a thick vein of gravel Professor Carl Wright teacher of geology in Oberlin University visited the gravel pit and secured pieces of the wood which he examined He gives it as his opinion that the wood had been where It was found since the glacial epoch and that it has retained its nat ural condition several thousand years A piece of a mastodons tusk two feet long was unearthed It is also perfect ly preserved the ivory being a natural color after the dirt was removed Fosters On Their Skulls Boulevard loungers in Paris were amused the other day when ten men correctly garbed all exactly alike walked into a cafe and gravely ordered drinks for as they removed their hats each man had painted on his bald head one letter of a word advertising a new dramatic sensation They were arrest ed however for evading the law that requires sandwich men and posters to pay a tax of 62 francs but they were discharged on promising to affix the necessary stamps to their skulls a poll tax as it were New York Mail and Express Hard Up Widower thinking of proposing Have you any objection to widowers Miss Leftover Miss Leftover eagerly Oh no I only object to married men Pick Me Up 5 A Bamboo Lighthouse A lighthouse of bamboo has just been buUt in Japan It is said to have greater power of resisting the waves than any other ldnd of wood and does not rot like ordinary wood There 1b always room at the top of Freemasonry but one has to work up I to it by degrees J vUMltnAUMtulMMM hiPm imgzmi wmsmi James Gordon Bennett the proprie tor of the New York Herald is an en thusiastic whip and when in Paris or In the south of France a seat in his four-in-hand is free to anybody paying a reg ulation fare The proceeds of his coach ing tours are devoted to charitable pur poses The Grand Duke George Michaelo witch of Russia is engaged to Princess Marie only surviving daughter of the king of the Greeks A marriage be tween these two august families is not entirely free of ill omen as the princess slder sister married the Grand Duke Paul and died very shortly afterward Although Mrs Elizabeth Cady Stan ton is in her eighty second year her voice rang out strong and clear in the address she recently made in the open air to about two thousand farmers and their wives at the Seneca County an nual Home and Harvest Festival Mrs Stanton spoke on such national questions as the recognition of Cuba prison reform silver and the suffrage L J RIckard is a gentleman who has been building corduroy roads on the way to Klondike and packing provis ions on his back to the land of cold He got tired and turned back He confided to a reporter these striking facts As to climate it is an atrocious place I said to an Indian Charlie does it rain here all the time No not rain all time said Charlie sometime he snow Dumas the elder was not in the habit of counting his money but did once leaving it on the mantel while he left the room for a few minutes When he returned and was giving some instruc tions to a servant he mechanically counted the pieces over again and found a louis missing Well he said with a sigh considering that I never count ed my money before I cant say it pays During a recent session of parliament Sir William Harcourt found himself un expectedly in view of an important speech and having no notes went into the stenographers room to prepare some He procured a lady typist and dictated to her for some time As he wound up a glowing peroration the lady typist suddenly gasped and burst into tears Would you mind saying all that again she said plaintively Ive for gotten to put any paper in the ma chine The late Gov Henry A Wise of Vir ginia received from admirers more than two dozen dragoon pistols and Colts revolvers said to have been taken from John Brown in the engine house while there are few homes in West Virginia that do not contain a rifle pistol and dagger taken from the man whose body lies moldering In the ground while his soul goes marching on There is a dealer in Washington who has built a block of houses with money made by selling pistols and pikes taken from Brown and his supply is still ample for the demand A young doctor had among his first patients an uncommonly dirty infant brought to his office in the arms of a mother whose face showed the same abhorrence of soap Looking down up on the child for a moment he solemnly said It seems to be suffering from hydropathic hydrophobia Oh doc tor is it as bad as that cried the mother thats a big sickness for such a mite Whatever shaU I do for the child Wash its face madam re plied the doctor the disease will go off with the dirt Wash its face wash its face indeed exclaimed Its mother losing her temper what next Fd like to know Wash your own madam wash your own was the rejoinder Many years ago Mr Gladstone speaking of Mr Parnell made use of the oft quoted phrase Marching through rapine to the dismemberment of the empire On the same day there was a horse race in which the winners were respectively Veracity Tyrone and Lobster These facts were cabled to New Zealand together in the usual shorthand style of the cable The re sult was that next day the New Zea land papers contained the followinv extraordinary paragraph Mr Glad stone denounced Mr Parnell as march ing through rapine to the dismember ment of the empire and said that the Irish leader had the veracity of a Ty rone lobster A Swede came into a lawyers office one day says the Cincinnati Enquirer and asked Is hare ben a lawyers place Yes Im a lawyer Well Maister Lawyer I tank I shall have a paper made What kind of a paper do you want Well I tank I shall have a mortgage You see I buy me a piece of land from Nels Petersen and I want a mortgage on it Oh no You dont want a mortgage what you want is a deed No maister I tank I want mortgage You see I buy me two pieces of land before and I got deed for dem and nother faller come along with mortgage and take the land so I tank I better get mortgage this time Down in the rural district it happen ed according to the Atlanta Constitu tion when the Mean Man invited the preacher to dinner The Mean Man had plenty of money but he did not spend it on his table which on that occasion showed but scant fare Par son said the Mean Man times air hard an groceries high but sich as it is youre welcome Will you ax a blessin I will replied the parson fold your hands And then he sajg Lord make us thankful for what we are about to receive for these greens without bacon this bread without salt this coffee without sugar and after we JU22EtZSS2JSiSUj2 have received it give strength to get home in ner thy servant time for din- Sir Isaac Holden the inventor of tue lucifer match died recently in England at the age of 01 Though he did not profit by that invention others espe cially in woolen machinery gave him a large fortune He set out comparative ly early in life to live as long as possi ble In the matter of exercise his rule was to spend at least two hours a day In the open air and it is told of him that on first going to work in his youth he agreed with his employer that in stead of having a yearly vacation he should have an hour every afternoon in which to take a walk In the use of al cohol he was abstemious yet not a total abstainer and he smoked tobacco moderately In diet his chief peculiar ity was that he avoided bread His chief foods in his later years were meats soups and fruits Yet he was not a man who lived by invariable rules for he was long a member of the house of commons and when over 801 years old he saw the session out at 2 3 or 4 oclock in the morning and smok ed long cigars in the smoking room TEN DOLLARS A WEEK Feedinga Familyat a Coat of Eighteen Cents a Day for Each Person In the Ladies Home Journal Mrs L T Rorer tells how a family of eight persons can be fed and well fed at the aggregate cost of 10 a week She presents a bill of fare for each meal with suggestions for changing and varying them and details how to pre pare the main dishes that enter into her economical plan of supplying the family table To carry out the scheme she says articles must be purchased economically and no waste permitted A table which is supplied for a family of eight for 10 a week must of necessity be plain but it may at the same time not lack for variety or wholesomeness Sweetmeats and rich desserts must be counted only as occasional luxuries and company dishes must be omitted altogether Meat the most expensive food item may be purchased in a much larger quantity than is needed for a single meal and utilized French fashion The poor and middle classes of this country must learn more about the food value of the legumens more about the proper preparation of food and last but not least more about the proper combina tions of food Avoid the buying of steaks roasts and chops each week It is an expensive household indeed which has no repertoire of cheaper dishes A beefs heart or a braised calfs liver makes an excellent and economical change Broiled sheeps kidneys with a little bacon give a good breakfast at a cost of ten cents Smothered beef which may be made from the tough end of the rump steak is appetizing and only costs half the price of an equal food value of tender loin steak The housekeeper should go to mar ket early and buy only the best materi als They keep longer and go farther than the inferior ones Perishable food should be bought in small quantities two or three times a week Groceries enough to last a month should be laid in Canned goods and conserved sweets should be bought sparingly Meat is always a most expensive article and not a particle of it should be allowed to go to waste Has Already Cost Millions In I860 Mr Trouvelot who- had gone to Massachusetts from Paris had taken with him some eggs of the gypsy moth These lay one day on a tray near an open window and a breeze blew them out of doors He recognized the mis chief he had wrought but his an nouncement of it created little excite ment at the time as the people of Med ford where he lived knew nothing of this insect And indeed little mor9 was heard of it for about ten years while not until 1889 or twenty years after the escape were the ravages of the moth such as to call for action by the State At that time the worms had spread through thirty townships ruin ing shade trees everywhere and attack ing also farm and garden crops Ac cordingly in 1890 Gov Brackett called on the Legislature for help and that body authorized a commission for the purpose and appropriated 25000 for its work which sum was doubled a few months later The next Legislature had also to expend 50000 and others followed witff still larger sums annu ally Last year the actual expenditure was about 120000 and Mr Fernald the entomologist of the State Board cf Agriculture in his last report estimat ed that to exterminate the moth would require 200000 a year for the next five years or 1000000 then 100080 a year for five years more finally 15 000 a year for a period of five years making 1575000 in all Supposing that the moth should then disappear this cost added to what has already been laid out would exceed 2000000 apart of course from all losses of woodlands and crops caused by the in sect San Francisco Argonaut Nevr with Detectives detailed to look after pro fessional shoplifters always look to see if their suspects are wearing gloves A professional it is declared nearer works with gloves on Varying Xiengths Tacks are from a quarter to a half inch though when accidentally step ped on this iength seems to be multi plied by 100 A pound of the smallest sized contains 10000 tacks Bob Tail Cars The old time bob tailed mule cars now disused in most cities were about ten feet in length tfre electric cars of the latest build are rom forty to forty six fs sx wuuinmMn WfSTITSS JSSJL RATTLER ON HIS BREAST A Botanist Awakened from Sleep by a Venomous Monster i Prof Charles Rice the botanist had a thrilling experience with a monster rattlesnake and it was only his cool ness and presence of mind that saved him from death Prof Rice in com j pany with Dr Tynan the bugologist j were up in the higher altitudes of the Sierra in search of rare specimens andj were camped at a place called Moore Creek They had a small tent withj them which they had pitched near a stream of that was fed by a spring higher up on the side of the mountain Friday evening of last week the pro j fessor and his companion who wero completely worn out with their days tramp in search of rare flowers and bugs retired to their tent rolled them selves up in their blankets and weroj soon in dreamland Just as daylight was breaking the professor was awakened from his slumbers by feeling a soft and clammy substance crawling over his face and down on to his chest and on raising his head a little his horror he discovered it was a monster rattlesnake The reptile had coiled it self with its head raised about a foot and ready at the least movement made to stride Cold drops of perspiration oozed from every pore of the professors body while his muscles became as rigid as bars of iron and his eyes became fixed with a stony glare as he gazed at the head of the monster which was about six or seven inches from his face an swinging from one side to the other with the regularity of a clock pendu lum The suspense was becoming un bearable but still he knew that the least move that he made meant death In the most horrible form How long he remained In this terrible position ha does not know but it seemed ages when suddenly he felt his muscles re lax his vision grow dim everything around his became dark and in a few seconds he was oblivious to everything around him The doctor was quietly sleeping a few feet away unconscious of the terrible danger of his compan Ion When he awoke the sun was brightly streaming into the tent and a he rolled over in his blankets toward his companion his blood seemed to chill in his veins at the sight presented to hi view Hi companion was stretched at full length upon the ground witlr his eyes closed and his face as white as a piece of marble while coiled upon his breast was a huge rattlesnake ap parently asleep He quietly siezed a shotgun that wafr standing near by and cocking both bap rels raised it to his shoulder and was about to fire when he realized that ii he did he would probably injure his companion Just at this moment his companion moved a little when the snake gave a rattle and again raised his head The doctor seeing his chance fire and at the report of the gun hla companion gave a yell and jumped tc his feet throwing the reptile soma three or four feet away from him in its death struggle The doctors aim waa true for the reptiles head was blowiv completely off On being measured if was found to be four feet nine and a half inches in length and had seven teen rattles and a button The profess sors nerves were so shattered by his terrible experience- that he was hardly able to walk and the following day b company with his companion he re turned to- this place where he is at present recuperating under the doctor 3 care Calaveras Chronicle Parisian Thieves So fan as the safety of life and prop erty is concerned Paris seems to have improved but little since the days of Eugene Sue The police appear quite unable to grapple with the criminal Glass possibly because even under the republic their chief duties are political A fortnight ago however they sue 1 ceeded in laying by the heels the bandt of Coco a horde of young ruffians who for months terrorized the districts of Puteaux Gourbevoie and Neuilly At least a dozen wayfarers had beent stripped of all they had upon them even to their tan boots and cravats ar ticles for which the miscreants had j special predilection It is surprising that the- police should have allowed this sort of thing to go on night jifterr night for so long a period but stil more astounding is the pusillanimity ofr the victims Not one of them seems to have put up any klndl of a fight or made any disturbance and in no- in- stance did any of the bystanders come to thenr assistance Americans ii Paris The- Americans in Paris under- tho leadership of Gen Porter are getting together Gen Porter is a member of the New York Society of the Sons of the American Revolution ana the many lineal descendants- of Frenchmen who participated in oar struggle for lnde j pendence have beta invited to send in their Dames to toe- American embassy - so- that a branch may be organized which will IneJade both the- American residents who are sons o the revolu j tioa and the- lineal descendants oft those Frenchmen who fought with oinS forefathers More Ancestral aeirfooms At -the marriage of a daughter orv Oarroll D Wright to John Bruce IMie Pherson of Gettysburg Pa the bcide wore a veil made by her great-great- aunt Miss Duncan a beautiful potenij of old time lace The brides silver shoe buckles were a pair worn on his wed ding day by her paternal great-great-grandfather Colonel Jacob Wrie ht J revolutionary soldier and a New- Hampi shire pioneer i Xot an Encouraging Outlook JiMa What would h tho result If women were to get their rights Jack More men vauld die oia bach elors i u r i tv u 1 I i y i 7 4 IT 3fi m J Vl r ji z Tsl ii V