u HA BT e- r w I 5 il ill tflft F atti v U u r I f SI u i It 1 1 H r c h I i 1 1 i l t II h s L M i ll i J 5 J f1 jM Uf S i n i9HHWMHP3 it jfknHm Hmoirai ROBERT GOOD Editor and Prop VALENTINE - NEBRASKA As to forest fires theres nai a burn ed down trunk left behind that isnt stump speaker arguing for nrlxr days Let trouble do all the traveling No body should meet it half way This would be like intentionally coming to grief Who is the most self confident person In the land The one who puts a stamp on an envelope before writing the ad dress Japans wsvr vessels great and small are to cost fifty million dollars and it will require vast sums to keep them in commission Foot ball doesnt generate any last ing ill feeling though in a scrimmage It would seem as if the players were down on each other No less than thirty -lighthouses in this country are attended by women but these are only a small part of the women who do light house keeping Maybe some of our -warships have a playful way of sinking at other times but that in case of war theyd be the first to go under is notito be thought of One blessed thing about a Mongolian not being a citizen is that a candidate can wear a boiled -shirt and stiff collar without being charged with truckling to the -Chinese vote American bicycles are appreciated in other countries beside our own Dur ing the past year the number of those exported was four times as large as that of the year previous Serious injuries -sometimes result from trifling scratches made with an mky pen according to the London Lancet but it is a question if morei mischief making bacteria do not often lurk in a -writers sentiments than in his ink A philosopher remarks in the vGolun Jia Mo Herald that A man is known by the company he keeps It is different -with a woman she must casionally go with her husband Now adays a man is known by the company he keeps out of In Gonecticut the other day a thief asked for an acquittal on the ground that he was temporarily insane when he committed the crime The judge sent him to the penitentiary for three years advised him to employ the time In thinking up a better excuse The fact that a Brooklyn judge granted five divorces sin thirty minutes is being extensively icommented on by the Eastern press It is remarkable only because it took place in the East A Western judge cannot understand now a man with conscientious ideas would fool away so anuch time The farmers and timber cutters who have stripped the hills of trees in all the older States and cvvho are continu ing their work of thoughtless ravages In the newer States of ithe Union ought to be brought to book But the States themselves must enter oipon the task of remedial effort Oregon Indians are said to eomplain that whereas they are sentenced to spend thirty days in jail for intoxica tion a white man guilty of the same offense gets but five days in jail The Indians have within their reach a sim ple remedy for this injustice they cas etop getting drunk Two NewN3Tork burglars Obtained ad mission to a residence in that eity by representing themselves to be plumb ers and when they left took with them 2800 worth of booty Tbe owner is solacing himself with reflections on what it might have cost him if they tiad been oreal plumbers Tbe director of public works in the Pennsylvania idty of Allegheny has bit upon a plan for getting rid of the numerous and pugnacious English sparrows He will turn loose a lot of German starlings which are aaatural enemies of the sparrows This may shortly create a demand for some leathered enemy of the starling Temperanoe people In America will ibe interested to know that the Batch Keformed Church of South Africa has decided to excommunicate all total ab stainers who shall persist in their evil babits Tiie synod asserts that teeto talers invariably become unfaithful in their duties to the church and are oth erwise demoralized and it thinks the ehurch will he better off without them Kerning -short of rthe absolute necessi ties of tcade could possibly induce our British friends ta give ibeir preference to this market in rttie jxusvehase of indus trial products aad the ifiact that large orders for iron sails electrlc motors And other mechanical supplies have lately been received in this contntry from Great Britain argues heyond dis pute that British purchasers are com pelled to recognize the superiority a our products There are signs that the threatening crank is being taken more seriously A lunatic wbo declared that unless pro pitiated he would assassinate Presi dent McKinley was promptly arrested by the Chicago police Threatening cranks are embryonic assassins Whether they possess or lack the eneit gy to carry out their wild plots nobody Jaiows until too late At all events such dangerous characters cannot safe ly be permitted to run about ready to strike down innocent men Insurance against non employment Is an experiment begun In America during the current year It Is a pri vate enterprise Its dues are heavier than those of similar European socie ties but its benefits also are much larger As in the case of the European societies voluntary non employment or non employment for any cause with in the control of the beneficiary makes all benefits voidable This excludes the striker As it is to the interest of the non insurance companies to help their beneficiaries to get work a company in Chicago supplies to its beneficiaries the services of two employment bu reaus without charge It would be hard to formulate a more baleful aphorism that that imputed inocrrectly it is to be hoped to a Uni ted States Senator No man in public office he is reported to have said owes the public anything On the contrary every man in public office owes the public everything No matter how great his wealth or his importance before taking office he is under imper ative obligation to the public first to get rid of his partisanship if he have any secondly to divest himself of con siderations of self interest and keep in view only the interests of the public and finally to give to the public faith ful and laborious service or in case of inability to yield his place instantly to some one else wbo can and will fulfil all of these requirements We are so used to books coming out all the time that we do not know how to appreciate them If -every budget sent from the booksellers does not con tain at least four or five readable nov els a solid history by an eminent au thority a book of travels in an un known land two sets of wonderfully clever new poems we who cannot write a graceful sentence fall to la menting and gnashing our teeth over the decay of writing To own that one has merely touched upon modern names and modern work of writers is to make an argument in favor of the ages literary achievement Look at the lists in the libraries look back at the hours you have spent in really in terested communion vicariously with authors Think how your own neigh bors as it were Octave Thanet and Frank Stockton and Mary Wilkins have delighted you how Joel Chandler Harris it is a shame not to have men tioned him earlier and Henry Fuller and Mrs Catherwood and so many more have contributed to your utter sympathy or your contradictory sense Think of Lieutenant Peary book and Nansens and of Mahans marvelous Life of Nelson and of the scientific volumes by the hundred weight you dare not try to read Nearly every one has come out this year Max Nor dau has made you boil and Friedrich Nietsche has caused you to lift your eyebrows Bernard Shaw has made you chuckle over the discomfiture of his enemies little Max Beerbohin has raised a laugh half the time at his own expense and half the time at yours And Anthony Hope has not been mentioned If popularity is a test he is almost at the head of the literary set That bethumbed dogs eared copy of The Prisoner of Zenda was clutch ed and clawed when it made its ap pearance at the watering place And The Gentleman of France a close second In biography essay scientific treatise of every kind sermon travel and novel this last part of our cen tury is certainly rich Hours of Torture In the last great day when judg ment is passed upon the quick and the dead I hope to stand expectant and absorbed to know what will be the fate of the man who invented the third class carriage upon French rail- ways The steerage of a vessel is par adise compared to these instruments of torture wrrites an American travel ing abroad To begin with the compartment car could only have been created in a country where there are classes The long e pen social cheery American car is too democratic even for demo cratic France All castes may travel on the same train but there must be opportunity for the noble and the rich bourgeoise to exclude themselves from those who by reason of poverty or vulgarity are offensive to them In Franee third class apartments are the most uncomfortable of plank seats and backs and the omnibus train is one wbich stops at every sta tion Two seats run crosswise of the car You face the passengers on the other seat and wihether your is man or woman feet are unavoidably entangled and If your opposite be a wToman you are constantly in peril of being accused of a pedal familiarity of -which you are wbolly innocent This is a fault which also extends to first and second class apartments Restraint Reporter Well Ive interviewed her Editor Did she talk without re straint Reporter I should say nit She wouldnt say a word until her husband came in and told her to keep still De troit Journal Great Lack Billy Have any luck fishing to day Jimmy Jimmy Great I didnt stick dehook inters me finger ner slip oft de log an fall in ner git bit by mosquitoes ner lose any uv me clothes ner git licked wTen I got home Puck In 1000 He vVin you fly with me She Certainly Bring your airship around at oclock and Ill be ready but putting on nT bat Then we can btart at 4 Somemle JourntJ mBgagigiAtgr ajWB f WjaaMWdwmTtMi wnrrgiia caB35iBBtrsJSCS END Of THE SEASON BIG FOOTBALL GAMES NOW CLOSED HAVE The Well Trained Teams Have All Had Their Turns and Battled Manfully University of Chicago Defeats Mich iganWisconsin Beats Northwestern For the All Western Leven Chicago Correspondence OOTBALL in tht West has closed what was apparent ly a most successful season The big well trained football teams of the greater colleges have had their turns battled manfully and are now prepared to set tle down and discuss results leisurely Football experts are sizing the field up and soon will be picking all Western elev ens until there will be as many offered up as there are so called experts The season has been exceptionally clean as far as rough work by the players themselves is concerned and consequently as faT as injuries received The umpires have as a rule been stricter as regards piling on that most dreaded feature of modern football The referees have followed the ball so well that it is downed and the men lined up before an opportunity has been afforded for the rough work to creep in As a result of the seasons work every thing points to Wisconsins men as West ern champions and not even Staggs pets care to dispute the claim despite the won derful victory over Michigan Thursday by a score of 21 to 12 Wisconsin cinched all elaims to the title when her lively well trained canvas backs snowed North western under by a score of 22 to 0 at Evanston Thursday The West has been unusually weak in tackles Holmes Forrest of Wisconsin Sweeney of Illinois Lockwood of Michi gan Mortimer and Webb of Chicago and Rheighans of Lake Forest would certain ly be candidates for the all Western team Of these Holmes for his work against Chicago Minnesota and Northwestern in making holds in defense work general ly is perhaps the first choice with Swee ney a close second The cares of captain have weighed on Sweeney considerably but in all he has more than held his own in the big games played with the possi ble exception of the Indian match On the ends the work of Michigans and Wisconsins ends Dean and Ander son and Teetzel and Bennett and that of Hamil mark theni as candidates Sickles of Lake Forest for a light man has been much in the play and on a heavier team might be considered Of these Bennett Teetzel and Hamil and Dean would be the four to choose from Hamils work in the Michigan game in following kicks marks him something of a favorite Teet zels work in driving the play in would mark him as a favorite Bennett for ex perience and Hamil and Dean inter changeably seem to be the choice Behind the line reiver Hunter Schu ler and Clarke are for quarter Felver barring two very bad fumbles in the Chi cago game should have first choice Hunt er a good tackier is too slow in running the game Clarke fumbles badly al though he got over the fault in the Mich igan game Felver is perhaps the favor ite for general hard heady work and the fact that he can be used as a full For the backs Herschberger ODea Gardiner Peele Johnston and Jackson of Lake Forest are perhaps the cream Herschberger is the choice for full Nol only can he punt but in the interference in line plunging and place kicking he would overshadow ODea who is nevei in the play except to kick For halves Peele and Jackson would make an ex tremely strong pair Northwestern losing to Chicago and Wisconsin by big scores is out of the race Michigans defeat by Chicago overawed by the mighty opposing full back yielded all claims in her only big game of tie sea son Poor Illinois who was forced to compete for championship honors before her team had reached the climax of devel opment was put out of the showing early when Chicago ran her down the field Next to Wisconsin Chicago has fairly won the right to stand a good second After her Michigan and Illinois must dis pute for the honors of their place with the advantages in Michigans favor be cause of cleaner harder all around work to the last in the face of certain defeat After Illinois must be placed Northwest ern with her beefy eleven with Oberlin following because of her showing against Michigan and Purdue and Minnesota at the tail end of the procession FIRST BLASTS OF WINTER Enow Storni of Great Severity Sweeps Over Nebraska A snowstorm of great severity swept over Nebraska Thursday night The weather was mild all day with a drizzling rain Toward evening the mercury drop ped to almost zero and a gale from the northwest swept the fine particles of snow in every direction Not a great quantity of snow fell but what there was piled in huge drifts impeding all lands of traffic In the extreme western part of the State a regular blizzard prevailed and great damage is threatened to stock interests This is due to the fact that the grass is covered with a hard coating of ice through which it will be quite difficult for cattle to break in order to 6ecure food The great damage from the storm comes from the menace to the stock interests The many thousand sheep being fed in the State are in particular danger Still as long as the herds are housed which is the case with most of the large bunches great damage will not occur The open range is the place where the greatest loss will be certain Special Treasury Agent Converse J Smith at Boston has received word from Special Employe Bunn stationed on the Canadian border that he has -seized at Eastport Me a small a cargo of twenty five boxes of tin plate that had been smuggled into port Dr Abrahamovics first vice president of the tower house of the Austrian reichs rath has een elected president to suc ceed Dr Favherin who resigned Oct 26 Abrahamovicshas acted as president ever since but has Bten unable to keep order in the chamber -- WINTER SWOOPS DOWN Stinging Cold Sweeps Over the Country from the Northwest Old winter started across the country Friday It rode a cold wave that swept down from the Klondike at the rate of 1000 miles a day It crossed the line from the British dominions into Montana and North Dakota tingled the ears of St Paul and by Saturday morning was blow ing its wintry breath on Chicago causing the mercury to drop over 40 degrees in less than twenty four hours Medicine Hat was proud of itself Fri day It had the reputation of being the coldest town on the continent and it stuck itself full of plumes The mercury went into its burrow for the winters hi bernating It got as far as 22 degrees below zero and during the day never got its head out of its hole for the highest point it reached Avas 12 degrees below zero Medicine Hat is just across the line from Montana but the best that could be done on the American side was 0 below at Havre and Bismarck Uncle Sams thermometer at Havre nearly disgraced itself for its silver column actually got as high as 0 during the day But Medicine Hats glory may be short lived Away off to the northwest are the stations of Battleford and Edmiston which generally hold the record Edmis ton has long had the reputation of being the breeding place of the blizzard but that distinction may be wrested from it when the wires bring Dawson City and Point Barrow within hearing distance At Calgary west of Medicine Hat and at Swif t Current on the east the thermome ters registered 20 below while Winnipeg came trailing after with a record of 12 below Helena St Paul and Dulutli felt the breath of old Boreas the mercury slipping well down toward zero FACTS ABOUT THE NAVY Secretary Iong Gives to the Public His Annual Report Secretary of the Navy Long in his re port to the President declares that the prime need of the naval service is not new ships but new docks wharves munitions men and facilities He says in part Hitherto for more than a decade the increase of the navy has very properly been in the line of new ships and wisely so as this has hitherto been the vital need In the opinion of the department the time has now come when that increase should be on adjunctory lines in order to bring our naval facilities up to the same line of advance The principal need of to day is that of sufficient docks of which there is a deplorable lack of adequate supplies of the munitions of war which should never be at the stage of an equipment of our navy yards equal to the demand upon them of the in creased number of our ships and of an enlarged corps of officers and men to do the work Additions to our fleet may be hereafter necessary to bring it in case of an emer gency to an extent commensurate with the growing necessities of the country es pecially in view of the development of Alaska which is a continent in itself and of the possible annexation of islands in the Pacific On the other hand it is a mistake not to recognize that our naval power has more than doubled within the last few years that the case of any emer gency beyond our present resources is the very rare case that until it comes ships will be gradually taken out of commission and put into reserve in order to reduce running expenses and that a due regard is necessary to the relation of the national expenditures to the national revenues The department therefore recommends that the authorization of new ships by the coming Congress be limited to one battle ship for the Pacific coast where after the five now under construction are complet ed there will be only two while on the Atlantic coast there will be seven and also to a few torpedo boats and torpedo boat destroyers both of which are com paratively of little cost and more of which are desirable in order to bring this swift mobile and handily effective arm of the service up to its place in the general scheme for coast defense The present effective fighting force of the navy consists of four battleships of the first class two battleships of the sec ond class two armored cruisers sixteen cruisers fifteen gunboats six double tur reted monitors one ram one dynamite gunboat one dispatch boat one transport steamer and five torpedo boats There are under construction nve battleships of the first class sixteen torpedo boats and one submarine boat There are sixty four other naval vessels including those used as training receiving and naval reserve ships tugs disused single turreted moni tors and some unserviceable craft There is further the auxiliary fleet This consists first of more than twenty subsidized steamers which comply with the requirements of the postal act of March 3 1S91 with regard to their adap tability to naval service and to an arma ment of main and secondary batteries second of a very much greater number of large merchant marine steamers which can be availed of at any time of need These auxiliaries ranging from 2000 to 12000 tons will if occasion require form a powerful fleet of ocean cruisers capable of swift and formidable attack upon an enemys commerce Their great coal ca pacity will also enable them to remain a long time at sea in search of the where abouts of hostile vessels The country is to be congratulated up on the results obtained in the rebuilding of the navy While its ships are not as many and it is not necessary they should be as those of some other great powers they are class for class in power speed workmanship and offensive and defensive qualities the equal of vessels built any where else in the world The Secretary recommends that naval officers who were discharged under the act of 1882 be restored to the service after examinations and that the complement of enlisted men be largely increased to man the new ships The departmental appropriation was 16984251 of which 927407 remains as a balance The State Bank of Holstein a small town of Adams County Neb is in the hands of Bank Examiner Wilson The banks statement of Sept 8 shows that the institution had loans and discounts amounting to 154598S and 1610382 in deposits Unknown men made an unsuccessful attempt to wreck a freight train on the Erie road near Sloatsburg N Y Peter Curtis a young farmer of Ne braska City Neb was robbed and fatal ly beaten by highwaymen i I 1 - ROBBERS IN ARIZONA Change of Fashion in the Bobbins ol Western Trains The old fashion of setting a train rob ber at either end of a drawing roorr car with instructions to require tht passengers to surrender their valu ables under pain of instant death has quite gone out It too often happened that an irritable passenger drew s bead on the nearest bandit and she him where he stood The custom now is for the road agent to cut off the ex press car from the rest of the train and rob it at leisure leaving the passengers unmolested If the express messengei is recalcitrant or slow iu his move ments his car is blown open with dyn amite and the robbers make a careful selection of its contents Even this in dustry has been checked in its infant struggles by a tendency on the part of express messengers when left alive to take quick shots at the robbers with a sawed off riile loaded with buckshot as they retired with their plunder De plorable accidents have occurred from this reprehensible practice It has been olwervecl that when a well known road agent meets an untimely death in this way his pals retire from business for a time probably for prayer and meditation The most famous of the Arizona out laws Black Jack was an epicure in his business and toward the close oi his life robbed nothing but postofiices The gains were small but the risk was almost nothing the office being ofteD kept by a woman and Black Jack was so much of a gentleman that he never laid his hand upon a woman save in the way of kindness so long as she handed out the registered mail prompt ly He did some little business like wise in looting the offices of mining companies just before pay day This branch was lucrative but there was always the risk that the watchman might get the drop on the robber It became the fashion years ago for mining companies and other concerns which handled large sums of money in Arizona to employ the worst of the road agents to act as watchmen at high wages Thus one of the most prosper ous copper companies hires at a very high salary a fellow who is said to have eighteen murders on his con science and yet is a most faithful and trustworthy guardian of the property under his charge Towns folloAved the example Tombstone had for a long time in its employ as city marshal one of the brothers Earp each of whom al ways fired with his gun resting on his arm Experience had taught them that this practice gave them a start of two or three seconds over the shooter who raises his gun to the level of his eye and in pot hunting two or three sec onds are everything A town not far from Tombstone had been greatly in jured by the riotous behavior of some of its residents who were bad men It engaged at a salary of 10000 a year the very worst desperado in the territory to act as city marshal The day after his appointment he was ac costed by three noted ruffians who drawing their guns sneered So youre a goin to run this here town air yer The new marshal had his gun up his sleeve and before the rascals could pull trigger he fired three times and each time laid a man dead at his feet Taint everything said he to draw quick and shoot straight yer must put yer lead wliere it will do most good Ef yer dont tother party may slice yer with his knife after youve shot him Leslies Weeklv Kill a Canadian Lynx Several Belgians camping near Sel ma Ind were awakened at night by the barking of their hounds They found the dog3 barking near a tree in the brandies of which they could see the dim outline of some animal Think ing it a coon one of the men by tbe name of Meijer shot at it No sooner had he fired tban the wounded animal with a screech sprang from the tree at Meijer striking him in the breast With its sharp claws it tore his clothes into shreds and lacerated his flesh It attempted to reach his throat when it was seized by one of the hounds wbich drew it to the ground All the dogs then attacked it and after an ex citing struggle in which one of the hounds was killed and two more crip pled the men and remaining dogs suc ceeded in killing it The animal was taken to the camp but none could tell what it was They took it to an old hunter and trapper that lived near by who said it was a Canadian Ij nx and one of the largest kind This is the first animal of that species that has been killed in this lo cality for thirty years and how it crme to be here is a mystery Chicago Chronicle Manages a Newspaper Syndicate Sydney Earle is a Southern Wom an who went to New York soon after the close of the war She conducts a newspaper syndicate of her own which does a good business She deals en tirely with the country press Left a widow early in life she has supported her children and her childrens chil dren and has succeeded in retaining In her possession the home of her parents in Kentucky a place that has been in her family for over 150 years Her fathers name was Easom She Is known in business circles as Mrs S J Battey She says she is too busy in her life work to be a society woman or a club woman Famous Italian Scholar Tommaso Vallauri professor of Lat in at the University of Turin and an Italian senator died recently at the age of 92 years He edited Plautus and other classics wrote histories of Latin and Italian literature and sever al books on Italian history The profligate rake is never able to hoe his own row S vA KS2EEK3D MPifcP5tAW CrCi IjjJLx 5v 5- 3 3EC St Independent Action Who would be free Themselves must strike the blow A great issue is before the American people and every effort is being made to obscure and counteract it Personal appeals and personal ambitions indi vidual antagonisms and local preju dices avarice greed bigotry and pro scription and every other sentiment repugnant to the spirit of true democ racy is invoked to deaden real patri otism and to sacrifice every man who in the trying hour has dared to stand true to the rights of the American peo ple An amazing spectacle is presented by what is being done in public af fairs Two years ago the President sent in to Congress a message which rang like a bugle call summoning the representatives of the American peo ple to resist the aggressions of the British Hag and a few days later was presented iu the House of Representa tives a bill for the perpetuation of a British standard that has destroyed more values and brought more defi nition and misery than all the rav ages of war And yet we were asked to tight the one and to glorify the other and to surreuder to national banks one of the highest functions of national govern ment Now Ave have passed a bill to bring about high prices in all protected industries and to perpetuate low prices in all industries not protected The American people are tired of be ing made the puppets of the miserable policies that are being pursued and the time is coming when they will say so in terms and tones that cannot bo mistaken Politicians are inventing makeshifts but the people will mar shal their mighty columns upon the line of living issues and the conflict that will be fought to a finish is the battle of the standards That is the mighty question that sooner or later will tower above all others and I feet tlnlt I owe to my country and to my party to keep before the people 1 That the great issue now before the American people is the battle of the standards and not simply a ques tion of circulation The question is Shall we continue under the single gold standard fraud ulently foisted upon us by the Sher man act of lS7o or shall we return to the bimetallic standard given us by the fathers of the republic in 1792 Bimettllisl Silver Inflation All the talk about silver inflation s absurd Silver is a precious raetiili Just as precious in due proportion as - is gold Its value as bullion has b en hammered down by hostile legislation but its value as money when given its rights and an equal footing with gold at the mints is indisputable It has retained its value as compared with commodities in a marvelous manner The reason why silver as a metal has cheapened in market value nsts in the fact that the demand for its use as money has been restricted by law Re store free coinage and the value of sil ver will be restored Iu discussing the existing relations -of gold and silver the National Review says The audacious and unexampled attack made upon silver beginning twenty five years ago the endeavor to revolutionize the worlds measures of value in favor of creditors and against producers by excluding that metal from its old place as the equal col league of gold has created a diver gence between the two metals ampled in modern history from which v Ratio Between the Metals It is an undisputed fact that the weight of the silver known to be in the possession of man is almost ex actly lo1 times that of gold Humorous writers of editorials fa voring gold monometallism frequently refer to the heaven born ratio of Kfc to 1 Cheap wit cannot affect a scien tific fact It goes without saying that the ratio between gold and silver is not a bit of mere guess work but on the contrary rests upon the basis or absolute truth It has been demonstrated that de priving one metal of its full monetary us- and doubling the service required of the remaining metal increases the value of the favored money material Gold has been thus favored silver thu disinherited If gold had been demonetized instead of silver the latter would now be an- predating in value and the former de preciated Equal treatment of hntn metals is demanded by the friends of the- people and the free and unlimited coinage of silver at a ratio of 1G to 1 would be equal treatment and restore the parity h divergence endless confusion and suf Xs fenng and injustice has arisen By Aft halving the supply of money it has been sought to double its value so halving the value of property and pro duce and doubling the weight of debts The truth of this statement cannot be denied and the result of this disas trous experiment has been to create a sentiment on the part of France and a large and influential representation in England to return to the monetary pol ic3 of twenty five years ago For a large part of the present century the- open mints of France and the United y States kept gold and silver at a parity with a ratio of 1J to 1 There is no reason to believe that this could not be - -done again The welfare of the world requires the re establishment of the foriner par of exchange hH Z1 1 P rMs