Ml fcmanjM mm xnnt1 IP fakntine enjacrHt ROBERT GOOD Editor and Prop VALENTINE - NEBRASKA Death has all seasons for his own but the foot ball season is undeniably one of his favorites Those who rudely broke their home connections to go to Klondike aro forming other ties up there Theyve legun lynching each other Judging from recent statistics ap pendicitis seems to be growing into an epidemic in the United States that sug gests the idea of a quarantine against the disease A literary critic says that Kiplings poetry is the only modern literary work which shows the results of in spiration Well a dollar a word is enough inspiration to produce quite an effort The latest rules of the postoffiee de partment require employes to use the utmost civility in all their dealings with the public Civil service will leave no room for a demand for civil service reform A writer an -a sporting contemporary Bays that the Laplanders when on ekates think nothing of covering 150 miles a day The -average man in this country wbo goes on a skate doesnt think -of it -either The giving of 50 cents a week to his wife got a Pittsburger a thirty day work house -sentence a deserved re buke for recklessness Domestic econ omy mustbe enforoed If he had given her a dollar there is no telling what mught have happened to him An experienced man who has just re turned from Alaska tells the Fargo Ar gus how to cure the Klondike fever Pick out a morning next winter he says when themiercury is below zerct shoulder a pick and go into the woods before breakfast dig a hole sixteen feet deep -come back to the house at night and eat a small piece of stewed buffalo robe and sleep in the woodshed Repeat the dose as often as necessary1 Arab chiefs are regarding the discor eacy of water by English engineers in the Nubian desert with great satisfac tion They believe it will revolutionize the country and cause villages to spring up in the heart of the desert Three thousand men are employed in build ing the railroad which is being laid there many of them being dervishes who were captured by the forces and they will work with -a will for the money they receive One who heard Lord Kelvin and Lord Lister at the late meeting of the Brit ish Association for the Advancement ef Science was struck with their gentle ness of voice There was a restfulness In the tones No fine frenzy helped the -spectator to imagine for a moment that he was listening to one who made declamation take the place of demon stration How well this simplicity symbolized that true science that never mistakes vociferation for verity Quackery loves the sounding brass of long words and a loud voice If Diogenes were still on earth hunt ing with his lantern for an honest man Monrovia Ind would be the place for him to turn his steps toward Clark Geare lives there and if one recent act of his is an index of his nature he is Just the sort of manDiogenes was look ing for Geare is aweteran of the late war and some time ago applied for a pension because of rheumatism He got it but recently returned his certifi cate and 350 back pension to the de partment at Washington saying that bis rheumatism had gradually improv ed and finally left him completely and that ho was -therefore not entitled to the pension The name of the river that is now on everybodys lips should be spelled Klondike according to the rules of our Government Board of Geographic Names which -say that in foreign and aboriginal names C is always soft and has nearly the -sound of S as iri Cele bes and K -should always be used for the hard d and that Y is always a consonant as in yard and therefore should not be tused for the vowel I For about eight years the -orthographic rules adopted by the leading geographi cal societies have agreed In rejecting the possessive case in many names The rule adopted by our Board of Geo graphic Names Is -The possessive form should be avoided whenever it can be dene without destroying the ouphony of the name or changing its descriptive application So Cook Inlet and St Mfchael now appear in all our govern- meet publications though Cooks In let and St Michaels are 1H1 cur rentiin many newspapers Fanmers in America who are some times unable to make both ends meet would do well to study the methods and processes of Belgian farmers Six mill ion of people in Belgium live on a ter ritory about equal to the State of Mary land and a ifarm of two acres is enough to support man and his family and enable blm to lay by something for a rainy day- Ad article in Colmans Eural World tells something of the methods of the Belgian farmer and gives an telecasting insight into rural ithrift and eeonomj in the most dense ly settled country at Europe Describ ing the typical two acre farm in Bel gium the article sajs the thrifty Bel gian makes the most of every inch by heavy manuring and allowing no waste places A patch at wheat or rye and another of potatoes etc and other garden truck even the slop ing sides of the ditches for irrigation Jbefcg utilized nod the general result is SSS33ESS325Jufe C that with thrift and economy the far mer provides about everything his fam ily needs except a few groceries and clothes while the surplus products more than supply his other wants and leave a balance to his credit which grows each year Manitoba is beginning to look Con fidently to the United States for an overflow of population to make the vast plains of the northwest a new ag ricultural empire Basing their con clusions on the fact that the public lands of the United States open to set tlement are practically exhausted the Manitobans think that as the United States now receives and has been re ceiving the surplus populations of the old world the surplus of the United States will in turn overflow into Can ada especially into Manitoba where it is now much easier to obtain a farm than in the United States A number1 of Canadian immigration societies have already been established in this coun j try and whether the Canadians are right or not in their supposition theyi iseem to think they are obtaining the1 overflowing of the genuine American population people who want to own their own homes while their places are taken in America by the continued in flux of foreign immigration The Klon dike the Wawa and the Kootenay gold mines will also add to Canadas attract- iveness and draw hardy and adventur ous men many of whom will so the Manitobans think remain and become citizens The indictment of six prominent Ken tuckians by the grand jury -at Frank- fort for poker playing for money is regarded by the Chicago Times Herald as another sign of tlve decline of poker For better or worse and without con sidering the -ethics of gambling it is ap parent to any one who will think of It for a moment that poker is slowly but sur ely going out of fashion Before the war -everybody played it The statesman of those days was as well known for his skill in opening a jack pot and the savoir fa ire with which he staked all of his possessions on his abil ity to guess whether his opponent had filled -or merely bluffed as for his fo rensic eloquence After the war the game kept its hold on popular favor to but a slightly diminished degree But gradually it has lost its seductive pow ers for American mankind until now hardly anybody plays it While a few years ago poker was played in every cluu now it is forbidden by the rules of most Then every hotel saw a dozen or more games in progress Now an order to the bell boy to bring cards ana chips to the room Is a rare occur rence Then everybody played now the same men find it difficult to recol lect when they last opened a jack pot The game once a gentlemans game has lost its favor and with faro and roulette has become a gamblers game played seldom by any one but profes sionals Some idea of the value and of the terest that is being shown in Ontarios gold mines in the newly discovered Michipicoten district may be learned -from the report of Mr Archibald Blue director of the bureau of mines as given in the Canadian papers Mr Blue has organized the new mining dis trict which has been placed under the direction -of Mr D Boyd During the fifteen days Mr Blue was at the office there were registered between eighty and ninety claims which had been reg ularly staked out by license holders and upon all of which discoveries of gold had been made In all over 2C0 licenses have been issued since the new regulations went into effect then about a month The new law allows miners to take out two licenses provided they are not under the same vein and a number of miners have availed them selves of this privilege As the system of mining enables miners to secure a claim at trifling expense Mr Blue re ports sit as very popular among pros pectors Among the prospectors who have staked out claims are Lord Doug lass of Harvick and a company in which Col EEsdale is interested The director also reports that he heard of one vein from twenty to thirty feet wide which showed free gold in prom ising quantities the samples of quartz shown him being literally covered on the faoe with the precious aaetal Many of the prospectors had no experience at all and many of them according to Mr Blue never left their camp at Wawa Most of those who did how ever were successful in locating claims House-to-House Housekeeping Why should not a staff of servants be organized to do at any rate the rough er part of the domestic service in say fifty or a hundred federated house holds just in the same way that a sin gle staff could be organized to cook their meals Why should I not pay so much a year either to a bona fide co operative society or to a private speculator to have my beds made my floors scrubbed my knives and boots cleaned and other similar work per formed at stated hours every day and every week The agency which un dertook to perform this service would organize its workers just as do other agencies which at present undertake to keep our gardens in order to clean our boilers sweep our chimneys or clean our bicycles and the labor diffi culty which meets us in domestic ser vice as at present organized would consequently be eliminated London Truth A Univeral Weakness I never censure -lazy people Why not The laziest man on earth isnt half as lazy as I would be if I could afford It Chicago Record Everlastingly at It Stark Is a bi cycle crank isnt he I should say he was When it rains he stays home and runs his cyclomerer Cleveland Plain Dealer niiTyFf T Bribery and Bulldozing One of Mark Hannas newspaper champions describes the methods which the big boodle boss has adopted to make his calling and election sure His first move will be to have no fed eral appointments made in the State so far as he can control the matter un til after the Senatorial question is de cided In short official bribery Nei ther will he permit the general assem bly to be organized until the Senatorial question has been solved In other words official bulldozing New York World The Situation in a Nutshell New York New Jersey and Kentucky cast fifty eight electoral votes for Mc Kinley one of Kentuckys votes going tb Bryan New York New Jersey and Kentucky all went Democratic last week Had McKinley been a candidate last week instead of last year the pop ular vote in these three Democratic States would certainly have been cast against him Now deduct these fifty eight electoral Totes from the 271 which Mr McKinley received and there are left 21 Add these fifty eight gg c THE CURRENCY QUESTION The first regular session of the Fifty fifth Congress will soon begin and as the House of Representatives is al ready organized a message from the President is due the first day While that high executive has been jaunting about the country to escape the pes tilential breaths of those office seekers who beset the doors of the White House his Secretary of the Treasury National Banker Gage has been busy in preparing the financial propositions by which he is reform our currency The word of McKinley has been given that he will approve the Gage plan should it pass Congress and it is there fore to be expected that there will be an emphatic recommendation of it in the annual message From the mo ment when that document so con structed shall be delivered to the clerks of the two houses may be da ted the revival of the currency question and the renewal of debate upon what shall constitute the money of the American people That the lines of party will be drawn definitely and dis tinctly is inevitable and that the con test thus commenced will outlast the present Congress and enter into and decide the Presidential election of 1000 would appear to be altogether probable It is twenty years ago that the with drawal of greenbacks was inserted in the Democratic platform by the agen cy of Mr Man ton Marble then the edi tor of the New York World It was not then in the Republican platform And a third party known as the Green back party sustained the government paper currency But for this Samuel J Tilden would have been President of the United States The issue upon which McKinley is now proposing to risk the success of his administration the ascendency of his party and his own political future is the funding into interest bearing bonds of these greenbacks now serving as money and their withdrawal and re placement by national bank notes on conditions which would make the lat ter more profitable to the banks It is an attempt on the part of 350 national banks to control the currency of the nation such an attempt as the old United States Bank made and almost succeeded in between the years 1830 and 1844 President Jackson defeated it when but that one bank made the at tempt But now there will be 350 banks with the President on their side New York News Silver in the Senate The Republicans are laboring dili gently to fasten on the people of this country the chains of gold They real ize that If they fail to secure legislation during the coming session of Congress their chances of success will be entirely swept away by an increased bimetallic vote It is greatly fortunate that all these plots will be made ineffectual by the fact that the Senate as it is now constituted will refuse to approve of any bill which contemplates the issuing of bonds to retire the greenbacks and without such a vote all the plans of the gold monometallists will prove futile The New York World has made a can vass of the Senate and announces that neither Secretary Gages plan of mone tary reform nor that of the self-constituted monetary commission can be adopted The conclusions or the World upon this matter are as follows The preliminary canvass seems to show for gold bonds thirty three Republicans and four Democrats a total of thirty seven against gold bonds thirty Dem ocrats ten Republicans six Populists and six silver Republicans a total of fifty two This would be a majority of fifteen against the foundation stone of the plans of both Secretary Gage and the monetary commission It is be lieved that the majority would be even larger against the retirement of the greenbacks It is to be hoped that the Republicans will insist on urging their proposed re form and thus place themselves on record as absolutely the friends and ad vocates of gold monometallism All their victories in the past have been won by a pretended friendship for bi metallism The majority of the people in the United States is unalterably op posed to the single standard and when ever a fight is made on a square issue between gold monometallism and bi metallism the former will go down in defeat Chicago Dispatch votes to the 17G of Mr Bryan and he would have 234 That is a majority of twenty one in the Electoral College In other words the Democrats do not need to gain another State They need only retain these three New York New Jersey and Kentucky and they will elect the next President New York World Growing Deficit The Dingley tariff law was passed by the last Congress for the special pur pose of furnishing sufficient revenue for the needs of the government It has been in operation now fifteen weeks and it has produced in that short space of time a deficit of 42000 000 What is worse still it promises to continue adding to the national debt at even an increasing ratio so long as it remains on the statute books At the rate of about three millions a week the deficit created by this hum bug revenue raising measure will be no Idss than 60000000 by the first of next January and by the time it will have been in operation a full year this deficit will have mounted to close on the two hundred million figure which is twice as much as the conservative opponents of the bill originally pre dicted and which is therefore likely to be largely exceeded Considering the promises made by the Republicans as to the consequences to follow the enactment of the Ding ley bill the actual result is decidedly grewsome It is as if a friend had in vited you to partake of a plenteous din ner at his house and then presented for your delectation the skeleton of his cook Underconsumption Not Overproduc tion The strawboard trust finds that in one day with modern machinery and thorough organization it can produce twice as much as the country can con sume in the same period nence an apparent overproduction is brought about The overproduction is of course only apparent because it is caused by the inability of the masses of the people who constitute the home market to purchase and consume more than their income permits Their in come in turn so far as they are wage earners is limited by the extent and power of consumption of the mar ket of which they are a large part Thus we have a vicious circle St Louis Post Dispatch Lively Times Coming in Ohio You may look forward with entire confidence to a disgraceful row in the next Ohio Legislature all arising from the election of a Senator Contests are already announced from the doubtful counties and if there is any opportu nity for stealing members M Hanna can be relied upon to try it It will probably be a repetition of the situa tion following the campaign when John Sherman announced that Ohio was di vinely commissioned to purify the bal lot in the South and it will incidental ly illustrate the desirability of electing Federal Senators by poptilar vote In dianapolis News Gorman Still a Political Force Because Senator Gorman cannot be re elected to the Senate it is assumed that his political career is ended That does not necessarily follow He is re tired for four years without question but Arthur Pue Gorman is a resource ful individual His party is disorgan ized but if the Republicans of Mary land make mistakes it would not be surprising to see him revivified in four years when a legislature to choose Senator Wellingtons successor is to be elected He is a force still to be reck oned with Those who calculate other wise are shortsighted Springfield Mass Union Prices Go Up Wages Go Down The glass manufacturers are work ing the McKinley prosperity in the us ual way They have put wages so low that the workers have refused to ac cept the terms of the manufacturers and there will be no immediate re sumption of production In the mean time the Manufacturers association announces that it has advanced glass from 5 to 10 per cent The jobbers would import glass to meet the de mand which is greater than the sup ply but they are prevented from doing so by a prohibitory tariff imposed by the Dingley bill Louisville Dispatch What McKinley Owes to Hanna President McKinleys debt to Hanna is unquestionably very great Hanna by devious methods made him the can didate of the Republican convention Hanna procured the enormous cam paign fund by the use of which his elec tion was compassed Hanna in short made McKinley President so far as such an agent can be said to have ac complished such an end That isr had it not been for Hanna some other Re publican would have been nominated and perhaps elected Boston Post Heroism of True Democracy This has been a Democratic year The elections of 1S97 have shown that the Dempcracy rebounds from the downfall of 1896 stronger and more confident and combative than ever Democracy exhibits every quality of heroism It has courage it has the genius of recovery and reconstruction it knows not the meaning of dismay Defeat leaves it without fear Danger finds it without cowardice It is a miracle of vitality of valor and of hope Washington Post Telling Some of the Truth Chauncey I Filley in a signed arti cle says that the McKinley campaign managers paid the St Louis pla glass works to close up their plant and re main idle during the campaign to in fluence the wTorkingmen to vote for Mc Kinley to open up the mills When one of the Republican bosses turns States evidence it makes mighty in terest n readin Piatts Future in McKinleys Hanai If President McKinley desires to put the finishing touches on the career of Thomas C Piatt as boss of the New York Republicans he has an excellent excuse and opportunity for doing so now Piatts power in the metropolis is hopelessly shattered and his influ ence in the State outside of the city is languishing The only chance he now has to recoup himself is afforded by the dispensation of federal patronage which the President has turned over to him Through his influence at Wash ington the defeated boss may be able to come to the front again Detroit Free Press Vast Sums for Pensions The cumulative result of years of pension giving is the monstrous annual burden of 140000000 a year a sum nearly equal to the revenue produced by our customs tariff The commis sioner reports that the list is still in creasing It is time that Congress was made to heed the citizen vote the vote of the taxpayer who will beyond all question make a powerful and effective protest against pension extravagance as soon as he can be made to realize the unworthiness of a very large pro portion of the pensioners New York Times Too Narrow Minded Republican statesmen should broad en generally While they take such a comprehensive view of the Hawaiian question they should widen out on the tariff It doesnt consist to argue that we need a mid Pacific station in the in terest of extended commerce and then regulate our tariff laws so as to de stroy that commerce Nashville Amer ican Polly of Paternal Legislation We regret to observe a growing ten dency on the part of many worthy peo ple to demand paternal legislation Such legislation is not only unwise un necessary and undemocratic but it causes a great many people to lose re spect for legislation that is not open to such objections Atlanta Constitution Trusts Outwitting the Law The failure of practically all the le gal proceedings against trusts does not prove the justice or legality of these conspiracies of greed It simply shows the astuteness of the trusts in dealing with the bosses who control legislation and make judges New York World Every Politician for Himself The argument that Governor Bush nell is too much of a Republican to op pose Mark Hanna for United States Senator might possess considerable force in any State outside of Ohio But there a mans first choice is usually himself Kansas City Star Pictured by Lightning During a recent thunderstorm in Nu bile a flash of lightning played one of the strangest tricks ever known It went into the photographing business without the aid of any apparatus ex cept an object to be photographed and a piece of sugar candy for a receiving plate In the candy store of Mr Tons meire on lower Dauphin street was the candy that the lightning chose to ope rate upon The candy was of sugar and glucose brown in color and transpar ent It lay on a slab on a table in the midst of the store The article photo graphed was the wrapper of small American flags then lying imbedded in some melted candy on the floor of the store in front of the table but not in line of view of the candy on the table On the wrapper was an inscription in condensed gothic type reading Na tional Flags This inscription begin ning with the fourth letter of the first woirl and part of the third letter just so much of the lettering as was visible on the wrapper as it lay in the midst of the sticky stuff on the floor was taken uy iuu uguimng ana transterred to a piece of the candy on the table not transferred simply but imbedded in it beneath the surface the smallest frac tion of an inch It was a perfect repro duction and perfectly black but Insert ed face front just as In the original and not reverse as would be the order of the letters if any one should attempt to transfer them by applying the wrap per to the surface of the candy In the search for a clew to the sud den and mysterious appearance the pa per wrapper was discovered on the floor with those letters exposed which appeared on the candy Mr Fosdick says that there is a mirror in front of the table that possibly had something to do with the photographing Chicago Chronicle Swellings from Blows The swelling which follows from a blow is natures effect to protect the part from further injury and to keep it at rest while repair Is going on What actually takes place at the seat of injury is not even now quite under stood The injury to the smaller blood vessels interferes with the flow of blood through them and the white corpuscles with part of the serum the watery part of the blood escapes in to the surrounding tissues At the same time the blood vessels in the neighbor hood dilate and the increased 3ow of blood with the thoroughfare obstructed increases the swelling It is probable that the white corpuscles of the blood pass into the tissues to assist in the re pair as bees or ants assemble at an in jury to their storehouse but with the difference that the substance of the corpuscles is probably converted into the tissue of repair From one point of view the human body is only one gigan tic colony of individuals and the swell ing that follows injury but the rush of these to repair that breach i IfooTEfcOM EDUCATION MATTERS OF INTEREST TO PU PIL AND TEACHER United States Commissioner of Edu cation Kccommends Better Grading of Pupils Practical Journalism In Schools Educational Notes Better Grading Needed At the National Educational Associa tion meeting recently held at Milwau kee Dr Wm T Harris United States Commissioner of Education pleaded for a better grading of pupils in the public schools claiming that the classi fications are seldom as accurate as they should be Bright active well advanced pupils are herded with duIL slow less well advanced pupils Af ter three or four months it is found that the dull ones are holding the brighter ones back and the brighter1 ones are hurrying the slow ones for- ward at a pace which prevents real comprehension of what is passed rer The School Newspaper Did you ever try it Then start now It is brought out by the school weekly or monthly as is seen fit All the school1 act as reporters and collect items Some write little stories and essays but the main thing is school news The editors notes John Smith read a fine composition on Courage last Fri day and Avas complimented by Mr Jones our teacher There should bo items about good conduct this will stimulate We cannot go on to enu merate Will some teacher try one or more of these plans Let us hear of your success The teacher will be gratified to find some school-homemade brighter by its efforts Canadian Teacher 2ivil Government in Primary Schools About the time that the child goes to school he begins to take lessons in civil government This also is developed on the basis of his previous home training It begins at the very door step The letter carrier the police man the justice of the peace and the postmaster introduce him to the gov ernment of the outer world Some or all of these officers he sees and knows and others he hears about The very mail wagon that rattles along the street teaches its lesson and so do oth er symbols of authority that confront him B ninsdale Items of Interest Several Yale students make tuition fees during vacation by working as motormen on trolley cars The University of the City of New York has enrolled for the new year in all departments 1300 students Fourteen hundred students have been admitted and 050 are waiting for admittance at Cooper Union New York The University of Illinois has 1C00 students In 1S03 04 it had 743 The new school of law opened with twenty live students Lawrence University is to have a new science hall 22000 having been contributed for this purpose This building will cost 23000 and the ap paratus 15000 more Dr Henry Preserved Smith who was formerly professor at Lane Theo logical Seminary has been recently ap pointed to the chair of Biblical inter pretation at Amherst The will of the late C T Wilder of Wlilesley Mass leaves 10000 each to the American Board American Mis sionary Association Roberts College at Constantinople the School for Girls at the same city Whitman College Carleton College and the Mount Her mon School at Northfield Mass Dart mouth College receives 73000 and Amherst College 15000 At Pittsburg Pa a movement is said to be on foot to have placed in every public school swimming pools and a complete bathing equipment The idea is to have the swimming pools placed in the spacious basements of tbo school buildings and have the children take a bath every time the teachers or the principals deem it necessary A Curious Oil It has been found that the oil bursting out of the bed of the creek near Camp ton says the Courier Journal contains a very valuable quality hitherto un known By laying a plank or anything across the creek a person can dam the oil up and gather any amount of it and it has been discovered that the oil will burn as fast as dry paper The people through curiosity go to this oil spring dam it up on the top of the water and then strike a match to it in order to see spread over the whole surface of the water a perfect blaze This oil for lu bricating purposes is hard to surpass and the beauty of it rests in the fact that it does not have to undergo any process whatever to be valuable for such purpose The Lightest Known Solid The lightest known solid is said to be the pith of the sunflower with a spe cific gravity of 028 or about one eighth that of cork The sunflower Is exten sively cultivated in Central Russia and various uses are served by its different parts the recent discovery of the light- ness of the pith essentially increasing- the commercial value of the plant For life saving appliances at sea cork has- a buoyancy of one to five while with the sunflower pith one to thirty five is attained About 800 cubic inches of it would weigh as much as one cubic inch of iridium the heaviest metal Rev Dr Parkhurst says in a recent etter to a friend in New York I can- not stand by the Sunday saloon pure and simple but I do believe in allowinirr the sale of beer and light wines on Sun day provided they are the accompany rnent of an honest meal honestly paidi Cr r i 2 fH 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