- ilPPIIilflS5 j2GCOCXXCCOCC S HBARTSIES TONEMENT OOCXOCXOCXOCXCX Whack bam whack whack whack echoed through the country stillness of a South Carolina afternoon as the man reaching upward from where he stood on tiptoe on the ricketty step of a corn- house hammered the big nails steady and square and drove themhome Hav ing fastened one end of a narrow board to Uic upper side of the wall he drew It down diagonally aero s the dwarf door and nailed it hard and fast effect ually preventing entrance This done he picked up half a dozen fowls which laid tied together on the ground and went to the open door of the cabin brushing ruthlessly against the blooms of a red japonica bush in his haste All was dark inside The wood in the fireplace was only smoldering not burning The daylight of the gray afternoon that stole in through the heavy shuttered window showed that a woman -sat in one corner Here you there called the man you understand that if you rip off that board and use any corn out of that house you go to jail you and your old man both You understand I know but you aint doing us right answered the woman Wes paid out for the things not scusin ex cepting the picture what you fetched last Heres the papers what the mens give us every time they been here never authorized anybody to col lect payment and you owe me clear 15 not to say interest since April Ill send back in a week for that corn and if youve laid a finger on ityoull be sorry Wheres your husband I dunno out gittin wood I reckon Since youse tooken the feather bed and the pick of the quilts well have to keep up a steady fire to warm by Well you make Riah understand what I say you hear Mr Beckwith aint goin to touch nothin said the woman in a de pressed voice But youse mighty hard on us old people You aint leave us even a pullet to raise from eying wistfully the feathered bunch hanging limp and resigned by their yellow legs Youw couldnt low me dat speckled hen Shes a sure layer and an awful good mother Id save you a couple of the first chickens shed hatch if youd gree to it The speaker came forward and re garded her creditor pleadingly a re pressed eagerness in her manner as though she half expected he would comply She was tall with a smooth shining bronze brown skin and good features showing little trace of the thick lips fiat nose and receding fore head of the typical negro Speckled hen indeed said the man -waving her off Ive got her now the chickens she mhht raise I might never see Im un to vour tricks Get some of your neighbors to raise on shares with you Dont meddle with the corn- bouse now he called as he drove off in his rattling road cart The law J drove them nails and it will be the worse for you if you draw any of them out Heartsie Beckwith stepped outside after he was gone and looked at the cornhouse door with the tell tale board across its face then she looked pathet ically at the open trap door of the little f owlhouse opposite It wont be no use to shut it to night she muttered Wes ruinated plumb ruinated and there aint nobody and nothin to turn to Half unconsciouly she looked in the -direction of the long avenue of oaks that stretched across the big flat field In front of the cabin As she stood thus an elderly negro in a tattered coat with his head tied up in a motley collec tion of scarfs and strings came up be bind her Is dat debil gone he asked in a thin high voice Yes Mr Beckwith Hes gone and everything gone with him scusin the corn and that little handful of pea vines in the corn house what we aint to lay hands on Everybody goin to know now that wes been shut up and disgraced Is you show him the papers what the mens give you in sideration of the taters and cotton and things what we pay out on de clock debt Yes But that make no differ He tell It as how we give the things to the wrong men rapscallion men hat he aint send to fetch em He wouldnt leave me so much as that speckled hen whats such a regular layer Its wick ed for anybody to eat a hen like that what pays for herself over and over every year Come in out of the damp baby was all that Mr Beckwith said and as they entered the cabin where a light wood knot in the chimney place blazed up abruptly in welcome a brazen tongued clock on a shelf struck thirteen in hur ried uneven tones Mr Beckiwths face brightened Its got us in a lot of trouble but its mighty good company he said looking up at the tall clock in its gaudy frame Peck peck as of a sharp bill striking on bare boards came from the inner room Mr Beckwith looked at his wife inquiringly The rumplus pullet she explained While the buckra and the dog was runnin down the other fowls It fly in there and squat down under the bed so I just shut the door and aint say nothin Seemed like the Lord aimed for we to keepit Her companion chuckled xuere r ivj near bout four bushel of corn down yonder in the fence corner he said but it aint gone there itself I took it out while he was gone to the sto for nails He aint goin to miss it out of the main batch The ramplus pullet released from confinement stepped out near its mis tress pecking at the oven against the rim of which a few crumbs from the last cooked bread stuck fast The pullets red feathers stood up mutinously it was not prepossessing in appearance but Heartsie took it up and stroked it gently Its one of the four that was hand raised she said That what make it come in here to hide That white hen what died on the nest was its mother A boy of about 10 years came in with his arms full of wood He put his bur den down then drew near one corner of the fireplace and stood silent look ing into the flames Is you hungry bud asked his grandmother Theres a piece of corn cake in the cupboard Wheres Bol luin I left him in the branch He had jump a rabbit replied the child That dog got sense pronounced Mr Beckwith He know when there aint nothin fresh in the house If that clock man had knowed hed a carried Sol ium off long wid the other things You see If he dont fetch in a rabbit to night hell get one by sunup Hes sut tingly a knowin dog Humpy was asleep and Bollum the yellow spotted cur dozed fitfully be fore the fire that night but the excite ment of the afternoon had banished slumber from the eyes of Heartsie and her spouse They discussed and redis cussed every phase of the situation Is you think to mention them things to him baby the old man asked Them things is rightly worth a heap more than 15 I aint crack my teeth on him about em said his wife I just was all timersome like for fear ho would go sarchin about and stumble on em It never curred to him though to look in that old trunk with the cover all teared loose and rags stickin out Heda took em soon as his eyes light on em but it wouldnt have been for no pay he would have took Hed a said as we stealed them things and had us up be fore the trial justice you as a speeta ble member in good standin and me what is always been held to be a right eous liviu woman Hed a tooken that ground sure I believe you ejaculated Riah looking admiringly at his partner I never thought of that Mr Beckwith said Heartsie at length in an impressive undertone Is got a notion that them things is a car ryin us to the devil Is ponderated on it now a long time when you aint had no notion 1 was ponderatin and accordin to my stakin off we wont have no let up this goin down hill were doin till we gets rid of them things for good and all Aint we work hard this year every day the Lord send she went on Dats what we done affirmed her spouse Well Aint we try our best las year Dat we did And de year before that Aint we always been hard workin and aint everything gone against us The chol era killin off us hogs and fowl and tings and skippin other peoples Our cow crackin of her neck in the ditch and Black Sally just naturally gittin poorer and more perish away lookin the more feed we give her Till the boss say we cant keep her no longer Aint all this what I tellin you precisely so Mr Beckwith nodded His pipe had long since gone out and he did not know it Well Mark my words emphasiz ing them with uplifted finger just so long as that candlestick and that breastpin and that piece of watch chain stay there in that trunk where they is the old boys goin to follow us Mr Beckwith groaned with excess of interest and belief Well what kin we do he asked helplessly Fling em away Bury em what If we was to try to sell em wed git took up Fling em away Bury em re peated his wife What good would that do Uriah Beckwith theres no such a thing as tonement tonement for wrongdoin If we could hit on a plan to have them things go back to the fambly they blongs to the old boy would quit noticin of us so close and particular Wes in a worse fix than we evecbeen in yet to night and if we dont watch out plagues worse than the white preacher tell about is goin to stroy us finally But the fambly all is dead or else move off even the house burn down and the laud sell or goin to be sell said Mr Beckwith I know Uriah what was it the old boss used to think more of than any thing else sides good eatin and drink in and he wife and children A good horse ventured Uriah His wife looked disdainful His hounds fishin Heartsie shook her head I dunno less en you mean his nig gers Since you talk bout givin of the things back supposin we dig deep in his grave and bury em there Hell have em then for sure nobody else His grave light there by the chnrefc without no headstone Heartsie still looked inscrutable They aint doin nobody no good in the trunk and they wouldnt be doini no gocj bury in the ground she saidJ Since you aint member nothin mind you how the marster think heap of he church how he never mis a Sunday tendin there and was a high sitting member thats just the samp as saying he give money reglar and a heap of it Now if we give them thing to the church in he name it would be a tonement just like it tell bout in the book Mr Beckwith was strongly stirred He gazed at his partner as though he thought her inspired If we could give them things to the same church went on Heartsie my poor Regina would rest more content eder in her grave and wed have better luck to pervide for her orphan chile glancing at the corner where Humpy rolled up head and ears slumbered peacefully Is wished many times I had had the spunk to own that my gal took them things and give them back as was right and proper When Gina was little and used to lift things out of ladies rooms and out of the pantry closet I used to steal em back in place and scold and whip her but after sire got growd and was such a likely gal as could speak up so smart I hated to own as she was a common nigger thief How you am to give these things back baby asked the old man The church is shut up these days There never is anybody stirrin bout there I hear Em line say yisterday that theres goin to be preachin there this Sunday People is comin over here from the city and they goin to dredi cate it over again She say its a ver sary and that its the oldest church in the whole country Theres to be a excursion But how we kin manage I plan it out like this saidHeartsie When they lifts the collection dey calls it the loftory in the white folks church you could tote up the things and hand em in and splain where they come from and how it is a tonement we made wid em Before all the people Yes Course the book say about ac knowledge before men I would say it myself but it aint respectful for women to speak in church and if I patch you up proper seeming and do you up a shirt with rice starch youd look better than me The rededication of St Judes tooK place the next Sunday The excur sionists were there in numbers Many saw the old negro with his gray wool combed into order and his shabby suit brushed slick and span walking up the aisle at a respectful distance behind the acting vestrymen Only those nearest could hear what he said as having deposited his burden he bent low be fore the church officers and made hur ried obeisance to the minister Before they had recovered from the surprise sufficiently to question him he was al ready half way to the door mopping his brow that was moist with the stress of exertion Luck will turn now see if it dont said Heartsie as she joined him New York Evening Post May Be a Prehistoric Boat Maj G A Vandegrift of the Board of Administration who was eighteen years in the lighthouse service on the Ohio River tells of an interesting relic of prehistoric ages that lies embedded in the river embankment a little below lowr water mark The spot is a short distance from Bartons Landing on the Illinois side of the river nearly 500 miles below Cincinnati There at the rare intervals in which the river stage is at a very low point is seen protrud ing from the bank and inclined at a slightly upward angle a portion of a flatboat built of oak The timbers as far as can be seen are rough and ap pear to have been hewn with an un evenly edged tool probably of Hint and are held together with wooden pegs The protruding portion is small but there is enough to indicate consid erable skill in the fashioning of the boat Maj Vandegrift and several othei officers have seen it only a few times in the many years they were employed on the river and once they examined it closely The wood is nowT as hard as iron and In a splendid state of pres ervation on account of having been under the water for such a lengthened period From the formations of the bank anc the surroundings which have not changed in the slightest within the memory of man the Major thinks the subsidence that buried the boat under the embankment must have taken place ages ago When telling of it he said he has often regretted that he did not make an effort to have it removed and placed in a museum Such action mav vet be taken when the fact of the boats existence and location becomes more generally known Cincinnati Commercial Tribune Killed by Them A remarkable cause of death from fright was the case of the famous painter Poutanan He was at work in his studio where there were a number of deaths heads and skeletons when he happened to fall asleep During his sleep there was a slight shock of earth quake and when he woke up suddenly he saw the skeletons and skulls lancing round in the greatest confusion He at once became panic stricken and rushed across the room and threw himself out of the window on to the pavement be low He died in a few days after not from injuries received in the fall but from the nervous shock given by the dancing skeletons though the cause of the festivity was explained to him Law Practice in London The earnings of the average practic ing barrister In London do not exceed 300 a year iiir waamwjtumiaijttjuMijmjfrtiimtfii1 The author of Degeneration hav ing shown that the great men of our time are merely so many manifesta tions of the human mind diseased was bluntly asked by a critic to define the difference between genius and insan ity Well replied Nordau the lu natic Is at least sure of his board and clothes George Garrick brother of the cele brated David was the latters most de voted slave and laborious pack horse On coming behind the scene he usual ly inquired Has David wanted me It being asked once how George came to die so soon after the demise of his famous brother a wag replied David wanted him Once the opposition leaders were very anxious to find out what course Diz zy intended to pursue in regard to a certain matter They turned loose up on him a well known political beauty She talked and talked he gazed and gazed At length she asked him He pressed her hand looked unutterable admiration and observed Pretty dar ling Sir Albert Pell a verbose and prolix but very successful English advocate owed his forensic victories largely to his iteration When a gentleman criti cised a jury address of his in an im portant cause Pell confessed and avoided the justness of the criticism I certainly was confounded long he replied but did not observe the fore man a heavy looking fellow in a yel low waistcoat No more than one idea could ever stay in his thick head at a time and I resolved that mine should be that one so I hammered till I saw by his eyes that he had got it Two of the best malapropisms I ever heard says Mr Howard Paul were ut tered by an old lady of obscure origin who lived in the West She had two daughters being educated in Paris She desired them to return and they plead ed fJr a longer sojourn Them girls she said has been so long in Paris they begin to think themselves Pan sites These same girls were warmly devoted to private theatricals and of ten took part in them Somebody told theold lady that one of her daughters had engaged herself to a Frenchman one of the actdrs whereupon she ex claimed I always said no good would come of them amatory theatricals Maurice Barrymore and some person with whom he had business dealing were walking down Fifth avenue to gether They passed a blind man who stood with a tin cup in his hand and a sign to explain the situation on his breast The man whom Barrymore was trying to impress stopped With great deliberation he drew a handful of silver from his pocket After shuffling and senrching it over for some time he at last found a nickel which he dropped in the tin cup Then he re placed Hie silver in his pocket and slowly buttoned his ccat Barrymore Who was irritated at the interruption said Oh come along The philan thropist looked at him full in the eyes Barrymore he said slowly and dis tinctlyrather loudly too I always give to the blind You are quite right said Barrymore quickly they cant see what you are giving them Judge Roy Bean of Langtry Texas declares that he is the law west of the Pecos Leslies Weekly tells an an ecdate told of him when ne sat as coro ner and held an inquest on the body of a man who had met a violent death by falling from the great railway bridge that spans the Pecos river An exami nation showed that the man had a re volver and forty dollars in cash in his pocket when he was killed After swearing in a jury and looking over the effects of the dead man Judge Bean said Gentlemen of the jury there aint no doubt about how this man came to his death thats all plain but what I would like to know is why in the name of thunder he carried that gun Now gentlemen its agin the law to carry a concealed and loaded gun in the State of Texas and jist because this gentleman took it into his head to get killed I dont mean to let him offend the peace and dignity of Texas I fine him forty dollars Justice of the Peace Bonnefoi is known in Chicago as the North Side Solomon Two neighbors had quar reled over the ownership of a mongrel dog There had been several contin uances witnesses had been sworn and countersworn and lawyers had wran gled until the justice and the specta tors as well were all mixed as to the nature of the original proposition To ward the close of a wordy session a butchers boy who had stolen into the court with a basket of fresh meat for his employers customers started to leave the room The dog which had been tied to a leg of the justices desk smelled the meat gave a tug that broke the string and bounded down the stairs after the butchers boy The crowd was on the point of rushing out to capture the fugitive dog when Bon nefoi sang out Hold on there If anybody leaves the room Ill fine him for contempt of court Let the tarn dog go And the dog went and went so well that the litigants failed to recover him and the case was dropped Drumming Up a Band The German ship Niobe which arriv ed from Newcastle England early in November boasts of the most unique band that -has ever been seen here says the San Francisco Chronicle It con sists of an accordion bass and snare drums a tambourine and a triangle When the Niobe left Antwerp about seven months ago she shipped a new crew the men of which were sfcraneera to each other - wwaafejwai6iaitwg3abl t Peter Christiansen brought an accor dion out of his chest when the ship was two days out and immediately he was the idol of the forecastle Then God fried Klenger produced a tambourine and shared the honors But Peter was a leader and determined to have a band to lead Hendrich Willig had an ear for music and he said he could play a triangle if there was one to be had Pe ter tied a string to a marlinspike and told Hendrich to use his sheathknife to beat a tattoo Julius Hallock cut the heads off a herring barrel and covered both ends with canvas which he soak ed with water and lo he had a snare drum Carl Hensen sawed the ends off a flour barrel and stretching canvas over the apertures created a fine-sounding bass drum Then Carl took the heads off a coal oil can and made a pair of cymbals and the little German band was complete THE LONGEST RAILWAY RUN From London to Exeter 194 Miles Without a Stop The longest regular daily run made without stop by any railway train in the world has just been placed on the schedule of the Great Western Rail way of England It is made between Paddington sta tion in London and Exeter a distance of 194 miles in three hours and thirty six minutes by wThat is known as the Cornwall express It is remarkable not so much owing to the time as for the fact that not a stop is made from one end of the run to the other There have been longer runs made without a stop but they have been made by spe cial and not regular trains The aver age speed attained by the Cornwall ex press when making this run is 517 miles an hour although owing to a peculiar construction of the road at Bristol 118 miles from London the train is obliged to slow down to a speed of ten miles an hour The express train is composed of six long coaches a tender and engine An American Avould call it a vestibule train but the English prefer to call the cars bogie clere storied corridor coaches bogie being a term applied to the trucks They are fully as heavy as an ordinary drawing room car each one weighing about 47000 pounds while the train without the engine and tender weighs 140 tons The weight of the engine and tender is SI tons mak ing the total weight of the train as it rushes along on its long run 221 tons During the run it is necessary to take water for the engine twice This how ever does not necessitate any stop as it is taken up from a trench beside the track as the train speeds along at near ly a mile a minute The engine which draws this essen tially through train is a curious-looking ponderous affair quite unlike any locomotive seen on American roads It has on either side a single huge driving wheel seven feet eight inches in diame ter while what must by comparison be termed the small wheels of the engine six in number known as trailers are four feet six inches in diameter The water tank of the engine holds 30000 gallons and when running at full speed there is a steam pressure of 1G0 pounds to the square inch while there is a heating surface of 1501 square feet Each day the run is made the train leaving Paddington station at 1025 oclock in the morning and it never fails to roll into St Davids station in Exeter exactly on time The time al lowed by the schedule for this run makes no allowance for delays of any kind Even the time lost in going over the loop around Bristol and the neces sity of slowing down when going through Bath is not allowed for New York Herald Indian Relics An interesting find was made lasx Sunday by two young geologists from Allegheny near the old log house on the McMahon place just south of town The find consisted of three flint hatch ets or tomahawks twenty two arrow tips one large and one small clay mor tar supposed to have been used for the grinding and mixing of maize and a number of small stone dishes These stone dishes were likely used by the medicine man of the tribe for mixingmedicineor probably were used for mixing war paint as they were all stained with a red substance that very much resembled ochre These young men are the same that made the inter esting discovery at Dugans run last summer and although they were not looking for Indian relics they value their find highly Beaver Falls Repub lican A Queer Chicken Mr More a chicken fancier of Great Bend Pa has a queer chicken It is a Plymouth Rock two years old that in addition to all the characteris tics of a fine cock possesses the natur al instincts of a hen He crows and fights and conducts himself as most chanticleers do yet he has been known to adopt chickens mother them scratch and pick for them raise a note of alarm when danger appeared and fold them under his wings at night He raised two broods of chickens last year As soon as the chicks hatch under a hen Mr More removes them to a small cop in which the cock is placed He immediately adopts them and is a model mother until they are ready to shift for themselves New York Press Horseflesh in London The meat inspectors of London have discovered that not only is horseflesh served to unsuspecting customers In the metropolis as beef but also that goatflesh masquerades as venisco at many restaurants Not Plagiarise Spats Hackley Is being accused of plagiarism in his last book Socratoots I would not say that He was merely collecting his thoughts Pittsburg News WammBgB322 19 CURE FOR SNORING Hott the Advice of a Ifewapaper Par agraph Was Used When the landlady asked the book keeper in the second story front room if he would object to a room mate he said he didnt think hed mind it just so the other fellow didnt snore The landlady promised to be very careful and question all callers closely on that point It was two weeks be fore she found any one whom she con sidered nice enough to share the room with the bookkeeper The new comer was a dapper little fellow who had his trousers creased every other day and who was in all respects the quin tessence of cleanliness The two young men got pretty well acquainted the first evening and the bookkeeper thought he should like his companion immensely Before morn ing he changed his mind and knew he should despise him The room mate snored It was not an infant snore but a fully developed mighty snore such as he had never heard in all his varied experience He spoke about it the next day Snored did I said the room mate Thats funny Nobody ever told me about it before Maybe you never slept in the same room with anybody Oh yes I have lots of times I tell you I dont think its natural for me to do that I think I did it last night because Ive got such a bad cold The bookkeeper accepted that expla nation and both men set to work ii cure the cold At the end of a week there wasnt a trace of it but the snor ing continued at a more lively rate than ever The bookkeeper complained again The room mate was very nice about it He said he was sorry and if anybody would recommend anything that was good for snoring hed be will ing to take it no difference what it was That night the bookkeeper brought home a newspaper clipping which he had run across in the course of the day If people who snore will take a ta blespoonful of cayenne pepper and a tablespoonful of olive oil before retir ing they will find the mixture a posi tive cure of snoring That was the gist of the paragraph After dinner the bookkeeper went to the drug store and bought a plentiful supply of both ingredients I tell you what it is he said when he came back if a little of anything is good a good deal ought to be still better Instead of taking two table spoonsful of this stuff you ought to double the dose The room mato demurred a little but the other persisted and after much gasping and weepirg the fiery mixture was swallowed One room mate had taken to the sofa several nights be fore that and the bookkeeper went to bed and slept peacefully the whole night through without being disturbed by a single snore The next morning he arose and looked at the silent form on the bed Hello old man he said Tbj stuff worked like a top didnt it Nary a snore eh No answer Say he went on are ycu still asleep The figure sat up then Its face was flushed its eyes blodshot and its hair rumpled Dont speak to me it bellowed I hate you Im burning up If the fur nace of the Hebrew children were in my stomach I couldnt be any hotter than I am now No Im not asleep I havent been asleep all night I never expect to sleep again No wonder I didnt snore V Bogs and Woodchucks To show that dogs have the power to intercommunicate ideas the power of conversation allow me to tell a story which- came to me from a Mr Wood ruff of this State There were two dogs at a summer hotel in the Catskill Mountains They were once noticed to chase a woodcliuck into a hole To this hole there were two openings one on v each side of a stone fence The dogs saw the two openings and each of them took one and began digging Because the day was hot and the work hard be cause they saw that the stony charac ter of the ground would not allow the sufficient enlarging of his opening to let the larger dog in or for some other reason the dogs simultaneously quit digging and met in consultation on the wall When their plan was completed the smaller dog who had sufficiently enlarged the opening at which he had been working for the admission of his body entered while the larger dog took his station at the other opening What took place in the hole I do not know All that I know on the very best evidence is- that the woodehuck soon appeared at the larger dogs open ing was nabbed dispatched and the two dogs had a great feast As to how these dogs carried on their conversation I can not say but that they did so there can be no doubt They formulated a plan Their knowl edge of the plan was mutual Their snouts were together as they talked on the wall Their interchange of ideas may have been telepathic if there be sucb a thing as telepathy of which I am not sure An Island and a Peninsula At a school the other day a teacher having asked most of his pupils the dif ference between an island and a penin sula without receiving a satisfactory answer came to the last boy I can ex plain it sir said the bright youth First get two glasses fill one with water and the other with milk Then catch a fly and place it in the ghiss of water That fly Is an island because it is entirely surrounded by water But now place the fly in the glass of milk and it wall be a peninsula because it is nearly surrounded by water Th boy J went to me xop oi ine crass - il S fl I 4 t - i i ft k i h r T n