V n i i s x Harvester History In Short Ogle cut pram with a dropper in 1822 Bell made a header in 1S20 and market ed it many years Randall in 1833 operated a machine having a reel platform divider cutting apparatus and all essential parts Hussey built and patented the game year a machine Its principles have never been departed from it is still used in t Europe as he built it He later applied Ogles reel With but three years to run his open guard patent sold for 300000 McCormick claims to have experiment ed in 1831 patented a push machine in 1834 strapping the push tongue to the horses backs experimented again in 1839 cold a machine in 1841 licensed under Husseys patent at the end of a law suit The predecessors of the Deering Com pany patented a Marsh harvester in 1858 perfected it and put it on the market broke up the trade of reaper manufactur ers who then began building Marsh har vesters in 1875 Deering used doubly ad justable reel in 1875 was followed two or three years later Deering and Wood Gold wire binders in 1874 McCormick company followed two years later Deer ing took up twine binders in 1878 and was followed three years later by the Mc Cormick Company Deering and Osborne steel binders were put out in 18S5 and McCormick followed two or three years later Deering adapted roller bearings to harvesting machinery in 1S93 which Mc Cormick is now adopting Library students In Paris wear muz Eles when perusing old books in the National library not because there is fear that they will bite the old vol umes but to prevent the luhaiatcn of the book microbes into their lungs SlOO Reward SIOO The readers of thin paper will bo pleased to learn that there 1b at least one dreaded disease that science has heeu able to euro In all its Btagos and that is Catarrh Halls Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure now known to the medical fraternity Catarrh being a constitutional disease requires a con stitutional treatment Hulls Catarrh Cure is taken internally acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system thereby destroying the foundation of the disease and giving the patient strength by building up the constitution and assisting nature in doing its work Tho proprietors have b much faith in its curativo powers that they offer Ono Hundred Dollars for any caBo that it fails to cure Bend for list of testimonials AddresH F J CHENEY CO Toledo O je3Sold by Druggists 75c When you catch a man singing softly to himself in a high key you may know hes imagining himself with a fine tenor voice Ragged Top For information write Mr J It Bu chanan General Passenger Agent Omaha Nebraska One English railway company alone Issues over a ton of railway tickets weekly Just try a 10c box of Casrarets candy cathartic fin est liver and bowel regulator made There arent near enough married lovers te938Qa9eece9ea 5 tts FOR 14 CENTS Wc wish to gain 100000 pleased M customers in 1897 and lience offer fln 1 Pkir Rtsniark Cucumber 15c 0 Pkg Hound Globe Beet 10c v v s a y r 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tJrffqaBasBM rWATERPROOF iot nficctcd y cases Io KUST nor RATTIK Oiztlasti tin or iron A DuruhleSMilistittitf For Plaster on -walls Water Proof Mirarhing of btme material tha best fc rhenpest n the market Writ e foram plesetc TheFAYZlAmLAItOOmu CO CAttDEX J CUTLERS POCKET INHALER fH SM LIFE LIFE Catarrh Incipient con s iinptiou una bronchi tis can be cured in 3 months time by our course of treatment Inhaler by mall 112 ITH C04m5fmSs patents trade marks Examination and advice as to Patentability or Inven tions Scud for Inventors Guide or How to Get a Patent Patrick OFarrell AVaohiiurton DC H jSS WHtHE ALL ELSETaJUsT 3 bn Best Cough Syrup Tastes Good Use Em Eal In time Sold by drntatista f3 A FATHERLY REPROOF flic Old Gentleman Gives His Son a Talking To About Gambling George said the stern and staid proprietor of one of the leading dry goods shops of the Windy City the other day I would like to see you for a moment in my private office Yes sir said George with assumed cheerfulness though his heart was sinking for whenever his father spoke to him in that particular tone George knew there were breakers ahead The private office being reached the venerable father looked earnestly and sadly into his sons eyes and said George I am pained to hear reports that you have been engaged in gam bling But father Dont interrupt me sir I dont care to hear excuses I know all the facts Last Saturday night you Jost 50 play ing cards did you not Yes sir Thats right my son Im glad you do not add evasion or falsehood to your other fault Tell me how you lost this money Well father I and a friend were playing freeze out Excuse me but what is freeze out Its a game of cards sir So I suppose but I know nothing of these dreadful games The name freeze out does not mean anything to me Perhaps you would recognize the game under the more common title of bluff No I dont know that title The game is also called poker Oh yes I have heard of poker One of our ministers to England wrote a book on poker I believe I have a slight literary acquaintance with that title Well sir proceed You and your friend were playing poker Yes and I got four jacks in the deal Four jacks Great Scott But I havent any Idea what bearing that had on the game Go on I stood pat my friend drew one card V Yes Then I bet five Thats where you made a mistake- Sir You began to gamble at that point Im afraid I did sir What did your friend do Saw my five and raised me twenty five The fellow had nerve Whats that sir Never mind go on with your story I saw his twenty five and raised him five Whats that only five Why father No excuses sir proceed He saw my five and raised me five Yes I saw him and raised him five Idiot Sir Go on go on He saw my five and raised me fif teen and I What did you do Threw my hand in the pack and gave up the pot Blockhead Didnt you know it was a rank bluff That fellow drew to a bobtail flush and didnt fill He knew you hadnt any sand and started in on a bluff You threw down four jacks Why you confounded chump if Id held your hand 1 stayed with him un til the cows came home But thank goodness I dont know anything about the game and understand me sir let this be the last complaint I hear about your plajing cards George promised obedience and as he passed out he heard his father mut tering Four jacks Great Scott what an opportunity Costliest of Furs While the fashion in most furs chang es year by year sable invariably holds its owTn and the possessor of a rich garment of this material can well feel the pride that comes from owning something not commonly worn The demand for sable has never been so ex tensive here as in Europe and very few understand the difference between the relative value of the American and Russian furs At the court of Russia every member must have his sable furs for state occasions and it is estimated that this equipment must cost each one not far from 25000 In Germany the maids of honor are compelled to have their garments trimmed with sa ble tails and clippings while in the court dresses of several other European nations the sable figures in various ways mggmmsggmg Any sarsaparilla is sarsaparilla True So any tea is tea So any flour is flour -But grades differ You want the best Its so with sarsaparilla There are grades You want the best If you understood sarsaparilla as well as you do tea and flour it would be easy to determine But you dont How should you When you are going to buy a commodity whose value you dont know you pick out an old established house to trade with and trust their experience and reputation Do so when buying sarsaparilla A3ers Sarsaparilla has been on the market fifty years Your grandfather used Ayers It is a reputable medicine There are many sarsaparillas But only zone Ayers IT CURJES - S538ftS83a8 She boasts a pretty gold trimmed purse The envy of the host But shopping leads from bad to worse It is an empty boast Washington Star She You seem to forget yourselr Bir He How could I do otherwise in your presence Judy Friend I suppose everything you write now goes Author Yes but most of it comes back Harlem Life I know now remarked the young man who was sued for breach of prom ise why they call it courting Tid Bits Editor Your story is fiat Author Yes Editor I wLsh to compliment you Most stories we get are rolled up Puck Uncle Simon what is a phenome non A phenomenon is a man who gets so rich that he wont accept a pass on a railroad Chicago Record Bubbles My wife and I met by accident Thrown together by chance as it were WheelwToman eagerly Did you break the bicycles Buffalo Times I fared pretty well on Christmas said the man with the blue coat In deed Yes you know Im a street car conductor Philadelphia North American Mrs Newlywed in tears You used to say that you would be glad to die for me Mr Newlywed Well I would now Mrs Newlywed Well you may now Judge Ill wager that woman submarine diver doesnt say under the water more than ten minutes at a time Why Nobody down there to talk to Chi cago Record Pugilism isnt what it used to be No the advances made in implements of modern warfare 4iave thrown it into the shade somewhat Philadelphia North American Hungry Higgins All dis here hand out lacks is finger bowls Weary Wat kins Yes I fink I could git away wid erbout a free finger bowl myself In dianapolis Journal Reporter Three men fell on live trol ley wires to day City Editor Run em in the current events column Chorus of groans from the force Cincinnati Commercial Tribune She Mr Fullback never boasts of his football exploits does he He No I understand that he has nearly killed half a dozen men but he never says a word about it Puck - Called any to day Only once and then I was left out in the cold You dont mean it where Down at Bagsleys He held four aces Cin cinnati Commercial Tribune Alethea blushingly Now dont Mr Dusnap I know little Ferdinand is watching at the key hole Dusnap Well lots gratify his curiosity and then he may go away Puck I am sorry to hear that Allwuhl the clothing merchant has failed in busi ness How did it happen Over confidence He brought on a carload of ear muffs Chicago Tribune Judge to a couple sentenced for fight ing Have you anything to say Male Defendant I would like to have my wife commence her term in prison after I am released German exchange She Do you believe in long engage ments He Well I think an engage ment should be long enough to test a mans constancy and to give the girl time to learn to cook Brooklyn Life He Im waiting for the interesting woman of o0 that the novelists talk about She Well you wont find her in Vienna All the women here under GO are not over 22 Illustrated Bits You know that old gag of telling the beggar that you are working this side of the street I tried it the other day Did it work No he licked me for getting on his beat Chicago Record Cholly It would be queer doncher know if the Theosophists were right and if we came to life again in some other form She les Cholly some folks might expect better luck next time Puck Mrs Mulligan Do yez feel better thi3 morning Mrs OToole Mrs OToole I do and then again I dont Mrs Mulligan Thots bad fur its harrud to know whether to saj Im sorry or glad Harpers Bazar They must have had a cyclone over at Newriches last week What makes you think so Mr Newriches said they had their monogram blown Into every piece of glass in the houses Detroit Free Press What kind of goods maam asked the salesman I think replied the young woman who had just bought a wheel and was about to order her first riding suit you may show me some of your early fall styles Chicago Trib une Ah asked the lady this rouge will not er rub off Oh dear no mem said the clerk it is especially warranted to stand all the kisses of in vestigation ones feminine friends may choose to try on it Indianapolis Jour nal Nell Miss Bjones uses French phrases in the most peculiar manner Bell Does she Nell Yes indeed Why at breakfast yesterday I asked her how she liked her eggs and she said they were very chick Philadel phia Record Buzzfuzz Is there much difference between comic and grand opera Siz zletop emphatically Oh In comic opera the actress wrears the startling costumes in grand opera they are worn by the society ladies in the boxes Puck The Old Yellow Almanac When Ella Wheeler Wilcox wrote tho poem having for title the same heading as this article she touched a chord that vibrated in thousands of hearts For Ayers AlmaDac The Old Yellow Alma nac of the poem is intimately associated V wun ine uujd uuu uceuo ut u larye part 01 the worlds population How large a part of the population this general statement may include can be gathered from the facf that the yearly issue of Ayers Al manac is from 17000000 to 25000000 copies It is printed in twenty eight edi tions and in some eighteen languages in cluding bosides English Spanish Portu guese Dutch German Swedish Danish Norwegian Bohemian Welch Italian French etc The old style almanac is looked upon by many as a relic of an tiquity especially the patent medicine almanac whose jokes are the butt often of the very papers in whose columns they first appeared But there are almanacs and almanacs Ever since Dr Ayers Almanac has been put out it has employ ed as high a class of mathematical and astronomical talent as is available in the country The result is that it stands on a par in respect of the reliability of its data and the accuracy of its calculations with the TJ S Nautical Almanac and testi mony to this fact is found year after year in the letters referred to the almanac de partment of the company from students and mathematicians in various parts of the world In its permanence and relia bility Ayers Almanac stands as a very fitting type of the Ayer Remedies indis pensable in the family and reliable every day in the year The 1897 edition of this useful almanac is now in course of distri bution through the druggists of the coun try Death Roll of a Vermont Brigade The Vermont Brigade of Gettys Di vision Sixth Corps suffered the great est loss of life of any brigade that took part in the war of the rebellion The total deaths on the field or through wounds were 1172 Its hardest fight was in the Wilderness where it left 195 of its members dead and 1017 wounded and reported 57 missing Its total list of casualties at the Wilder ness and at Spottsylvania was 1645 killed or wounded out of a membership of 2800 New Line to Washington D C The Monon has established a new through sleeping car route between Chi cago and Washington D C by way of Cincinnati via Monon C H DB O S W and B O Railways The sleeper is ready for occupancy in Dear born station at 9 p ra and leaves at 245 a m daily arriving st Washington at G47 the following morning Schedule in effect Jan 24 As the sleeper goes through without change and the hours of leaving and ar riving are most convenient this will prove altogetarr the most comfortable as well as the most pic uresque route to the na tional capital City ticket office 232 Clark sti pct Depot Dearborn station An Airship of Aluminum A company has been organized in San Francisco for the building of an im mense airship aluminum to be used in its construction The vessel will be about 200 feet in length over all and the cylinder will be 35 feet in diameter by 125 feet the cones tapering to a point at a distance of about 50 feet each from the cylinder The propelling pow er will be a Maxim engine of 180 horse power The projectors of the enterprise are all men of wealth WHAT A STUPENDOUS LIE We hear a farmer say when he reads that John Breider Mishicott Wis grew 173 bushels of Salzers Silver King Barley per acre in 1S96 Dont you believe it Just write him You see Salzers seeds are bred up to big yields And oats 230 bushels Corn 2G0 Wheat 60 bushels Potatoes 1600 bush els Grasses G tons per acre etc etc 1000 FOR 10 CENTS Just Send This Notice with 10 Cents stamps to John A Salzer Seed Co La Crosse Wis and get 12 farm seed sam ples worth 10 to get a start The Royal Ruad to Learning- Euclid who is sometimes called the father of mathematics taught this sub ject in the famous school of Alexan dria Being asked one day by the King of Egypt Ptolemy Soter whether he could not teach him the science in a shorter way Euclid answered in wrords that have been memorable ever since Sire there is no royal road to learn ing Not many scraps of conversation have lived as this reply has for near ly 2200 years A Wonderful Asthma Cure Brattleboro Vt Jan 12 97 Dr Taft Bros Rochester N Y Your sample bottle of Asthmalene cure at hand and will say that it is the best medicine in the market It has done me so much good that I had my druggist send and get me a 150 bottle have had no asthma since I commenced taking it I feel safe to say I am cured I gave an asthmatic friend of mine some out of my bottle and it gave him almost instant relief W A NEAL Sample bottles of this celebrated asthma cure are Bent free to all sufferers by ad dressing Dr Taft Bros 45 Elm street Rochester N Y A Bridge Five Miles Long The Lagong bridge built over an arm of the China sea is five miles long with 300 arches of stone 70 feet high and 70 feet broad each pillar support ing a marble lion 21 feet in length The cost of the bridge is unknown cascarets 6timuRte Uver kidneys and bowels Nev er sicken weaken or ertpe 10c The More Knowing Dog De dog dat keeps snappin an pranc In an prickin up his years said Uncle Eben gets de reppytation ob beln powerful knowin But hit am de one dat draps down on de rug an takes tings easy wifout callin tention ter hissef hat hab de real gumption for Fifty Cents Over 400000 cured Why not let regulate or remove your desire for tobacco Saves money makes health and manhood Cure guaranteed 50c and 1 all druggists The larynx of man is twice the size on an average of the same organ in woman although this disproportion is equalized by the fact that woman uses her larynx a little more than twice as much as man Tho Strongest Fortification Against disease one which enables us to un dergo unscathed risks from hurtful climatic influences exposure overwork and fatigue is the vigor that is imparted to a debilitated physique by the peerless medicinal safe guard Hostetters Stomach Bitters You may pobscss this vigor In a higher degree than the trained athlete although your mus cular development may be far Inferior to hl8 Vigor Implies sound good digestion and sound repose two blessings conferred by the Bitters which remedies malarial rheumatic nervous and kidney trouble The wheat moth lays one cs and but one in a single grain of wheat Halls Hair Renewer cantains the natu ral food and color matter for the hair and medicinal herbs for the scalp curing gray ness baldness dandruff and scalp sores In the wheat belt of India the average production per acre is 93 bushels She was a dear sweet girl with a com plexion of angjlic loveliness such as all young ladies possess who use Glenns Sul phur Soap Of druggists The wheat product of Hungary is llJ009000 bushels Pisos Cure for Consumption hns been a family medicine with us since 1865 J R Madison 2409 42d ave Chicago HI In Massachusetts farming laud for wheat is rented at 40S per acre Iowa farms for sale on crop payments 10 per cent cash balance crop yearly until Dald for J MULHALL Waukegan 111 The labor of preparing an acre of wheat land in North Dakota is 169 When blllou3 or costive eat a Caacaret candy ca thartic cure guaranteed 10c 25a Italy raises 102000000 bushels of wheat Five cents saved on soap five dollars lost on rotted clothes Is that econumyt There Is not 5 cents dif ference between the cost of a bar of tho poorest soap made and tho best which Is as aU know Dobbins Electric The cost of harvesting wheat In Con necticut is 2S3 per acre Mrs WInsIows 8otmnNQ Btbttp for Children teething softens the jcums reaucas liillrrauiaUoa tllays pain cure wind colic 25 cents bottle For tbe j cure of 10 mm con And strength aro combined in Hoods Sarsaparlla Ono 0 iTl y hundred doses one dollar is peculiar to and true only of Hoods Sarsa parilla This is why a bottle of Hooda Sarsaparilla contains more curative power than any other Tho great merit of Hood S irsaparilla proved by its wonderf u cures has placed it not only in the front rank of medicines but has given it a place alone and unapproachable as The One True BIootL Purifier It has accomplished thousanda of cures of scrofula rheumatism dyspep sia neuralgia salt rheum and other trem bles It is the great building up medicine IniOOCl S Sarsaparilla Is the Best In fact the One True Blood Dillc are tho only pills to tak 11UUU s flllS Hh Hoods SarsaparUl ACTUM ft TAFTS ASTHMA IXN UillllinUtllUb n uvur xmu Send vrur addrc s We will mall a iria bottle OR TAPf BROS 45 tha St Kochester N Y P RhWidTisn Is a test that proves a SURE CTJKBi 25 50 CURE CONSTIPATION FREE ENSIONS PATENTS CLAIMS JOHN W MORRIS WASHINGTON B Lata PriaclQal Zzjualner V S Pension Swvml 3 jts in lu war 16 abjudicating claims atiy i nPHlR 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in St Louis relates that for eighteen months his life had been a perfect torture by reason of pains and general bad feeling arising from indigestion but having read about ipans Tabules he said I made up my mind at last to try them and they are great I now use them every now and then and have no more indigestion no bad feeling and my appetite is much better Everybody that suffersfrom indigestion should try them Say Aye No and Yell Neer Be Mar ried Dont Refuse All Our Advice to Use APOLIO I