m 1 1 WINTER JOYS When the window pane is crusted With i fairyland of snow And the -wizard Of the blizzard Has shut off his biting blow When the mornings gold has busted Like a billow on the swamp From my cozy Rosy posy Uest I fly with Persian pomp Oh my spirits bright and sunny And joys echoes in me wake When I pour the shining honey On the Buckwheat cake Oh the frosty air is bitter And the poodles eyeballs shine And the chicken Zero stricken Roosts upon the horses spine Oh the snowdrifts gleam and glitter JVith a gleaming glaring glit And the sparrow To his marrow JBy old Bqreas is hit Yet I listen to him chirrup In the bramble and the brake While I pour the maple syrup - On the - Buckwheat cake Oh I watch the dumpy possum As he wags his tail in glee While hes rooting Or a scooting To escape the fricassee With his nose a frozen blossom Doth the small boy now appear At the gateway And he straightway Moulds of snow the deadly sphere And I see the man who passes On his ear that snowball take While I pour the rich molasses On the Buckwheat cake New York Journal THE COMEDY OP MR TUCKER Ma No answer There was a gentle clat ter of china in the kitchen and a smell of steaming soapsuds Ma I say The call came this time from the head of the stairs Well what is it I want my clean shirt Its right there in your drawer just Where I put it I cant find it Mrs Tucker wiped her hands hastily on the towel as she crossed the room The stairs were built in the wall and he laid her hand against it going up it was the third time she had been up stairs that morning There she exclaimed triumphantly in her good hearted tone drawing forth the desired article just where I said twas I thought that was another one an swered her husband Aint you most through Youll be late No I guess not It was a sweet Sunday morning in -June and the sunshine struck glints of gold from the surface of the grass blades The sky was a clear rain washed blue the fragrance of wild rose was abroad in the air Mrs Tucker looked out of the kitchen door at the old horse switching his tail at the gate He too wore a Sunday aspect Id like to sit down and take it all in she thought to herself Therell be the ride to church anyway Presently there came another call froni above Hurry up Youll make me late Spose so said Mrs Tucker silent ly now lesigned to her fate It seemed to Almira Tucker at times as if she bad been hurrying up all her life When she went upstairs Mr Tucker -was standing in his shirt sleeves before the glass chin out and mouth drawn to one side as he wrestled with his collar button She stopped to fasten it for hhn before sitting down to put on her -shoes then standing behind him she craned her neck over his shoulder to -see how her back hair looked He did not move and she did not seem to ex- pect it I wish youd fix this tie Almiry I cant make it come right Just a minute Isrel He shifted his position uneasily from one foot to the other I cant wait all day His wife dropped the just arranged waves of her front hair in disorder and tied the necktie There was not a neat er or more particular man in town than Israel Tucker and she was proud of the fact His stiff shirt bosoms never broke in the wrong place Ill be all ready by the time you get rnnhitehed she said breathlessly dart ing here and there as he put on -his Sun coat and vest Yes Isrel Im com ing she called a few moments later Oh dear 1 always get so fiustrated Well I can put on my gloves s we go along Oh my Aint it a pretty day she exclaimed now quite serene again Dont those daisies look like a lot o children havin a party See em bow in1 an dancin How pretty pink those roses are Well enough said Mr Tucker in dulgently The patronizing toleration of the unimaginative temperament for -what is beyond its grasp is a secret spring of glee to the humorous mind Mrs Tucker was not definitely con scious however of anything unsatisfy ing She took Isrel just s she found him After all they had much in -common jSLter church they drove to their mar ried daughters to dinner Emmeline lived in the village Mrs Tucker al ways felt this visit to be something of an event It was the only day in the week when she could sit still in her best black silk and see someone else fly ra round Emmeline IpYed to fly around - -and and inexhaustible She was young plump haustible She rushed up to her mother as soon as the buggy stopped and switched her collar Into shape I didnt want to tell you in church but you got your collar on crooked again Now i - a Jfeame right in Dont you do anything ma sit where you are Im going to have chicken for dinner It was pleasant to see her little aire of position and hospitality Shall I cut up your lettuce for you Henry uhe asked at table If you want to answered her hus band a thin dark man with a rather discouraged expression I wish the pesky stuff would grow cut up for my part They all laughed Later on in the meal reference was made to something in the weekly newspaper Emmeline at once jumped up and brought it to him Why didnt you let him go asked s Mrs Tucker afterward She was think ing complacently Emmelines got a good home Well I knew just where it was You dont want to do for him in every single thing Let him wait on you some Its just as well to begin right Emmeline came to a standstill oppo site Her eyes had a jocose light in them her round good humored face was like her mothers Now ma Id just like to know how much more I do than youve been doing for pa as far back as I can remember Well maybe so said Mrs Tucker surprised The matter had never been so forcibly presented to her before On their way borne that afternoon she thought it over She had the ability rare in women who lead restricted lives to face a situation and sum it up from an impersonal point of view She was doing this now What Emmeline said was true All her married life she had waited on her husband hand and foot until he had become so wonted to it as hardly to be able to get along without her help and it had been a wonder to her in the in frequenttrips which he made to the city how he managed to dress himself un aided She had found his belongings for him and put them away for years and he expected it Did he call she dropped everything and ran to him it had been so much easier to run than to tell him what to do She realized now that it was this that kept her always in a hurry The Tuckers always did take a sight of attention she thought with no sense of grievance Well he is as he is I suppose Nevertheless when Mr Tucker stopped on his way out to harness the horse next Sunday to remark that he hoped she wasnt going to keep him waiting a whole half hour again she made a stand for herself Ill be ready soon enough if you wont call me away from my work It aint that said Mr Tucker in a tone of conscious superiority its something else I dont know how tis but a woman never can get ready to go anywhere without fussin Well you look after your own things today and Ill tend to mine then well see Mr Tucker came in and went up stairs Presently his voice called Is the water hot Yes said Mrs Tucker rubbing her spoons with cheerful energy There was silence for two or three minutes then the voice called again a little imperatively I asked you if the water was hot Hot enough for shavin better come an get it right off I cant I aint fixed to You can fix yourself well enough to come down theres nobody passin Mr Tucker didnt look exactly fixed as he limped crossly downstairs in heel less slippers with his suspenders dang ling and his old shirt bulging out at the back in an extraordinary manner I didnt know you was so put to it t you couldnt hand up a dipper of water he observed with sarcasm Well I aint a goin to have you tell me Im iate this time said his wife Soon he called again Whered you put those socks of mine Almiry Just where I told you righthand corner of your draper I cant find em Well you look again an I guess you will Strange sounds arose overhead shov ing sounds squeaking rattling sounds a tramping back and forth Over Mrs Tuckers face stole an irrepressible smile of pure enjoyment Great doins goin on she said deftly turning oven the dishpan and hanging the towels up to dry I declare Im about through She entered her room The bureau drawer that held Mr Tuckers linen had been taken out bodily and dumped upon the bed it looked as if a cyclone had whirled through it Hanging over the edge were various nondescript bundles partly unrolled some even strewed the floor Mrs Tucker paid no outward attention though her or derly mind was dismayed She dis ported herself leisurely before the glass smoothing her hair and pinning her collar with the utmost nicety Behind her stood her husband dodging his head from side to side What is the matter I cant see anything while you take up the whole lookin glass You can see over my head just as well as I can over yours Want any thing He would not answer until she looked up Then he pointed to his tie As soon as Ive putron my bonnet Why what makes you fidget so Get your coat an vest on if you want to be doing something Five minutes afterward Mrs Tucker might have been seen in the ample sitting-room door with her striped Sunday shawl on her arm occasionally glancing over her shoulder for her husband was behind time As he finally appeared warm and tired she remarked pleas antly You see I was all ready Mr Tucker apparently did not hear He got stiffly into the buggy It was not until the end of the day that his wife discovered that he had worn socks that were not mates Now it happened that their nearest neighbor besought Mrs Tucker to pay her a visit that week Youre almost a stranger Almiry said she cant you and Mr Tucker come to tea toward the end of the week Id be pleased answered Mrs Tucker Mr Tuckers busiern com mon just now with the hayin but per haps he could come along late in the afternoon and go home with me Mr Tucker however would make no promise Ill see about it was what he said The day was so warm that Mrs Tucker went to the storeroom to get out a certain black and white sprigged lawn which she kept for the hottest weather and which had not been worn that season The store closet was built around the chimney It was too small for a room too large for a closet and it had a little bit of a win dow near the floor that would not open Mrs Tucker was all ready to go when she saw that she had left the door un fastened and she stepped back and turned the button It proved to be an enjoyable after noon though Mr Tucker did not come to tea I dont suppose it was so he could get away Mrs Tucker ex plained apologetically the hays ripenin so fast She was disappointed herself for she enjoyed her husbands society at times he made a good ap pearance in company On this account she returned early in the evening hold ing her muslin skirts well up to keep them out of the dust Contrary to their usual twilight habit the side door was closed Everything looked just as she had left it She hooked back the door and opened a window to let in the fresh air It went up with a bang Rat-a-tat rat atat What was that Mrs Tuckers pulse jumped wildly both her hands sprung up as she listened There it was again A loud thump thump going on upstairs Mercy What can it be Wheres Isrel that he dont hear the noise It cant Awful fears chased her as dragging her everyday hat by one string she rushed upstairs where the sounds louder and louder guided her straight to the storeroom door There was no mistaking the animat ing motive of those blows r rage word less and impotent rage was venting itself in regular pounding thwacks like a battering ram inside that closet the door trembled under them Mrs Tucker turned the button and the door shot forward with the force of a catapault A tall burly form partly white and partly black in the dusk stepped forth Isrel Putnam Tucker how you scaret me How came you there Did Israel Putnam Tucker deign to reply Not he He stalked majestical ly across the hall with a measured tread that lost none of its impressive ness from his being in his shirt sleeves His wife followed at his heels all agi tation and remorse You dont say you was in that closet all the aftnoon Why the awful Why didnt you speak Why didnt you say something I was in a hurry an I suppose you didnt have time An the boy was way over in the lot want he J Of course he couldnt hear you Im dreadful sorry Isrel I wouldnt done it for anything if Id known Such a hot day too Im afraid youll be sick Your face is just purple This was going just too far Mr Tucker lifted his free hand the other held his vest and wilted collar in a single determined gesture as one who should say Avaunt He might have been posed just so on a pedestal for a statue of his namesake Then looking neither to right nor left he marched downstairs Consternation made Mrs Tuckers round eyes rounder and puckered all her face something else divided her swift mind something that wanted to be amusement and had no kindred soul to share it with xOh my hes just full of mad she soliloquized Dont blame him Sod I be if Id been shut up four or five hours in that little closet only Id been j thinkin some how comical twas and kind o makin a story of it to tell after ward an he dont get any comfort that way Mr Tucker came in from the yard after awhile and sat down in the door with his newspaper His wife fluttered about anxiously Let me make you a glass of lemonade Isrel she sug gested The top of Mr Tuckers head above the newspaper waved decidedly from side to side I wont ask him Ill go make it thought his better half he hasnt had any supper either The pungent freshness of lemon peel and the tinkle of the spoon in the pitcher were pleasant things that warm night and Mr Tuckers senses seemed to greet them with approval but as his wife set the glass beside him he looked askance at it and spoke for the first time I dont want it Do drink it Isrel itll cool you off She said no more but carried the glass out to the kitchen and left it in the window By and by Mr Tucker arose and with his eyes still on the paper sauntered casually out that way When Mrs Tucker went into the pantry to stir up bread the glass was empty and an immense wedge was gone from the berry pie she had baked that morn ing She looked pleased Well I guess he wont starve she said What makes pa so solemn asked Emmeline next Sunday He acts justs he did at the time those bunko men took him in at Hartford Now Emmeline you mustnt say one word Mrs Tucker was really aching to tell the story She told it dramatical ly because it was -her nature If it had been a joke against herself it would have been the same Emmeline dropped the flour seive and plumped herself down on a stool in the pantry she also was dramatic Oh ma she said I shall give up You mustnt do so It is hard to know how to treat a man In the sulks You can punish a little boy who does not behave to please you whether you are right or wrong for he is the under dog but what can you do with a little boy of fifty seven For aj week Mr Tucker showed a surprising propensity for keeping himself in evi dence He would come in from the farm at all hours of the day and insti i tute elaborate searches for unknown tides and if his wife asked him what he was looking for or begged to help him he invariably turned a deaf ear He found numberless things requiring his immediate attention within sight of the kitchen door It was not that he wanted to be near at hand to answer If spoken to and not answer He also de veloped a rigid independence to his toilet He could look after himself he guessed he didnt want any meddling with his things One rainy day he was busy for some time upstairs and later on his wife found out that he had been turning out the contents of his bureau drawers and rearranging them after an original conception of his own By this time she would have worn sackcloth and ashes if sackcloth and ashes had anything to do with the case He even refused assistance with his collars go ing so far as to trim off the frayed edges of an old one to wear to town meeting much to her mortification and on Sunday while driving to church as she saw his checked necktie sliding around to his ear and ventured to re place it he deliberately put up his left hand and shoved it around again Then she knew he was very mad Of course it wore off in time but a touch of new independence remained and another result less palpable per haps a shading off as it were of the undisturbed self importance which had hitherto marked his demeanor A man cannot be confined four or five hours in a closet on a broiling day in July from circumstances over which he has no control and preserve intact his sense of conscious superiority over all inani mate things Even a stout wooden button of his own fashioning may be a sufficient agent to enlarge his views The instruments that shape our ends are not always such as we would choose ourselves It is a curious fact yet true that nothing had ever done Israel Tucker more good than being shut up in that closet In the first sharp days of fall Mrs Tucker fell sick and when she recover ed the doctor told her husband that her heart was weak You must see to it now that she doesnt overdo he said Make her sit down more and not stoop over or reach up or get tired out He was a young doctor and very able Israel went to the door to see him drive out of the yard in his mud splashed buggy He did not go back to the room where his wife was He looked out of the end window Little was to be seen from the window and that little he did not see but he stood there some time It was a trial to the able bodied wom an whose life had been spent in taking steps for others to give up her active i ways and let many things go undone Israel did his best to follow the doctors instructions He did more he began in a feeble rudimentary fashion to take care of her At first it seemed to Mrs Tucker more bother than use She ex pressed herself quite openly about it She had never been a scold but she had had her own way in that kitchen His fingers were all thumbs Wben he broke the handle off the sugar bowl trying to make her a cup of tea she felt that the whole household was go ing to rack and ruin and told him so By-and-by it began to give her a cer tain pleasure to see Israel stepping about the house bringing her her shawl or placing a footstool for her He had never done those things before even when courting he had supposed that she knew enough to take care of her- self One day she sat in her room while Israel on his knees beside her strug gled over her shoes with the button hook His sleek gray head and busy work hardened hands were pleasant in her eyes She suddenly threw her arms around his neck and kissed him And I suppose she had not done it like that since she was young Our New England emotions are like our bottled cider they have a tang of their own but the cork comes out hard and not always without an ex plosion Oh Isrel said she youre so good I dont like to make you do so much for me aU the time Israel looked up He was not smil ing but in his sober face there was a look as of one who was slowly rising to the occasion You might as well get used to it he said Doctor said to see to you some an Im going to do it But I dont want you should- wait on me so much I dont need it I aint said yet I didnt like it an- swered Israel New York Tribune A Comforting Text The late Mayor Howland of Toron to called one day on a poor sick wom an and as usual read a portion of scrip ture and offered prayer On leaving he named a passage of scripture which he thought would give comfort The husband of the sick woman was in censed that Mr Howland should have left no more substantial evidence of sympathy and gave expression to his anger in vigorous language After a little the Bible was opened again and a 10 bill was found The angry man went at once to Mrv Howland and of fnrori fcis humble apologies and at the fnnpral of his benefactor there was not a more sincere mourner than the one who had failed to understand that there is more than one way of bestow ing charity Nobody but a woman will carry watch without keeping It wound up ill VVl WK A ZWasonic Rinjj A prisoner named Davenport who be longed to a Maryland regiment and whose home was in Baltimore had a hut near that of Richardson and Bell He had been sick for some time He failed rapidly and seemed to realize that he would live but a few days Richardson was by his side a good deal of the time I want you to do something for me Charley said Davenport Name it and if possible it shall be done Then Davenport slipped from a bony finger a ring upon which there were emblems which his friend did not un derstand I want you to get permission to go outside and find Sergeant Hall the Confederate who helped Wirz the day we came to the prison hand him this ring and tell him I am very sick I went down to the gate said Rich ardson and waited for a chance to speak to the officer in charge While standing there I examined the ring The Confederate guard noticed it and asked me to let him see it I held it so he could see the ring not daring to let It get out of my possession You need not be afraid to let me take that ring young fellow I have one like it you see But what are you doing with such a ring You are not old enough to be a Mason I then told him about poor Daven port and what he had askeu me to do Corporal of the guard No 1 cried the guard without saying a word in an swer to me In a moment a corporal appeared and the guard asked him to have Sergeant Hall sent to the gate ex plaining that a prisoner had a message from a man who had a right to call up on him Sergeant Hall soon came to the gate The guard pointed at me and said He wants to speak to you I held up the ring as he approached and began to tell him why I had come after him but hadnt gotten half through when he said Take me to Mr Davenport I can guess the rest Ten minutes later the soldier in gray was lovingly bending over the soldier in faded blue Hall did everything in his power for Davenport but help had come too late Three days afterward Davenport died Hall took charge of the body and word came to us that Davenport had been buried with Ma sonic honors It was about the middle of Decem ber 1S64 when word came to the pris oners at Florence S C that a batch of the sickest and weakest men would be exchanged Now Bell we will try again and we did A few days before I had found a new friend a brother printer the first before-the-war acquaintance I had met since becoming a prisoner He was M P Walsh also of a New York regiment but like myself a resident of Milwau kee Walsh Bell and myself fell in for examination All three were badly wrecked My weight had gotten down to 70 pounds Walsh and Bell were no better off You can go and so can you said the surgeon when he came to Walsh and Bell 1 guess you can hold out until the next batch is called for young fellow Is what he said to me I staggered and would have fallen if one of the boys hadnt caught me Cant I go doctor I have been a prisoner over a year I am sick and too weak to live here any longer But my appeal did not avail Walsh told me to cheer up and said that it wouldnt be long before I would get out I asked him to call on my mother when he got home and tell her where I was I ran away to go to the war and had never written her while in the regiment for fear that she would get me out because I was under age For two or three minutes before saying good by Bell and I stood with arms around each others necks crying not softly but heart brokenly loudly I can never forget that parting Richardsons brothers and sisters had long since given up their brother as dead but his mother was sure that he was alive and would return home The night before Christmas 1S64 Mrs Richardson startled the family by saying that one of their Christmas gifts would consist of information from Charlie She could give no reason but stoutly declared that she knew the glad tidings were coming Sergeant Walsh since a member of the assembly and Sheriff of Milwaukee arrived home the night before Christmas While the Richardsons were at break fast the mother talked about her son most of the time closing with And this is the day we are to hear from him She took a seat near a window and watched for the messenger who was to tell her something about the boy she had not seen nor heard a word from for more than three years The hours dragged slowly along Two oclock came and the watcher had watched in vain The family had gath ered about the table to enjoy the Christ mas dinner There was a rap at the door The news has come cried the moth er as she hurried to open the door I dont know who you are but I do know that you have come to tell us about Charlie said Mrs Richardson before the caller could say a word Thats what I have said Walsh He is at Florence prison and I think he will soon be exchanged and start for home There what did I tell you ex claimed the overjoyed mother as sho fell into a chair and wept wept as any mother would have done under like cir- cumstances Three months later the boy returned to his home One of his first acts was to write and ask how Bell was getting on Word came back that he had died on the way home J A Watrous in Times Herald always Have any prisoners been taken The love for capturing prison ers amounted to a passion with him It did not seem to arise from the fact that they added so largely to the trophies of battle and was no doubt chiefly due to his tenderness of heart which prompt ed him to feel that it was always more humane to reduce the enemys strength by captures than by slaughter His de sire in this respect was amply gratified for during the war it fell to his lot to capture a larger number of prisoners than any general of modern times -Century Kill and Capture When after the second battle of Bull Run General Sickles assumed com mand of a division of the Army of the Potomac he gave an elaborate farewell dinner to the officers of his old Excel- sior Brigade Now boys we will have a family gathering he said to them as they as 1 sembled in his quarters Pointing to the table he continued Treat it as you would the enemy As the feast ended an Irish officer Captain Byrnes was discovered by Sickles in the act of stowing away three bottles of champagne in his saddle-bags What are you doing sir gaspedi the astonished general Obeying orders sir replied the cap- tain in a firm voice You told us to treat that dinner as we would the enemy and you know general what we dont kill we cap- ture Moses was the ablest law giver who ever lived He was aiso an executive manager of matchless resources and the system of state government found- ed by Mm has ever since beena model 7 A New Lincoln Anecdote A Kentucky contributor sends to the Youths Companion a pleasing anecdote of Abraham Lincoln It has never be fore been published he says and was received by him from the other party to the story who is still living in Ken tucky It Illustrates once more the genial friendly temper of the great war President During the Presidential campaign of 1S40 when Gen William Henry Harrison was the Whig candi date Lincoln then a young man just rising into prominence accepted an in- vitation to address an audience in Union County Kentucky at a Whig barbecue He was met at a landing on the Ohio River about ten miles from the place of the barbecue by a committee headed by Capt George W Riddle and was es corted to the meeting seated in a spring wagon by the side of Captain Riddle Jf the driver On the road Mr Lincoln entertained the committee with several amusing anecdotes and on arriving at his des tination delivered an able and eloquent1 address probably the only address that he ever delivered in his native State After the speaking Captain Riddle who commanded a military company fired a salute in honor of the orator of the day but the cannon an old six pounder was overcharged and explod ed though without any serious results Captain Riddle raised a subscription to pay Mr Lincolns expenses contrib uting liberally himself and then es corted him back to the river The fu ture President was much pleased with his visit and so expressed himself Many years passed Mr Lincoln was elected chief magistrate of the nation Riddle took sides with the South and having expressed his opinions rather boldly was arrested for treason and sent to Camp Chase a military prison It was a dull and gloomy place for me said the old gentleman in relating the story and after I had remained there about ten days I got home sick and concluded I would remind my friend Lincoln of bygone hours So I wrote to him as follows My Dear Mr President After pre senting my compliments to you I wish to remind you that a good many years ago I had you in tow at a Whig barbe cue near Morganfield in Union County Kentucky On that occasion I tried to- treat you kindly and even burst my cannon in firing a salute in your honor I hope you have not forgotten it Now sir you have me in tow and I am your prisoner here in Camp Chase I am lonesome and home sick and want to get back to my old wife Please let me go Yours truly GEORGE W RIDDLE When Mr Lincoln received this letter he laughed heartily and at once wrote upon the back of it Please let Capt George W Riddle go home A Luv coin Delighted in Taking Prisoners Grant made very few comments upon the stirring events which were crowd ing so closely upon one another until the reports came in regarding the oners When the large numbers cap tured were announced he said with the first trace of animation he had shown Thats the kind of news I like to hear I had hoped that a bold dash at day- light would secure a large number of prisoners Hancock is doing welL This remark was eminently character istic of the Union commander His ex treme fondness for taking prisoners was manifested in every battle he fought When word was brought to him of a success on any part of the line his first most eager question was J Sl i i V Jf