t 1 r Vegetable Sicilian mm renewer Beautifies and restores Gray Hair to its original color and vitality prevents baldness cures itching and dandruff A fine hair dressing E P Hall Co Props Nashua 2 Ht Sold by all Druggists tthif1rwGkMX Apple Bnttcr Liiko Grandmothers The first tiling to do is to secure sonic good sweet cider apple cider and boil it half away This should be done the day before you expect to begin with the apples I use a porcelain lined ket tle that holds five gallons Boil it half away and let it remain in the kettle over night on the back of the stove Xhe advantage of this is it is warm and will begin cooking earlier As soon as jossible the next morning I begin and prepare the apples as for sauce and put into the eider nil it will hold Fill the pot full to the top and as itrcooks soft keep putting in more apples to keep the kettle full until it is quite thick and let cook slowly and stir very often as It will burn very readily if it is over too hot a fire It needs to be cooked a long time I never finish mine in one day simply move it back on the stove where ifl5 it will not cook but keep T night When it is done it w YJ X warm over ill be cooked away considerably and thick and dark like a jam or marmalade Do not sweeten until nearly done as it burns more quickly and by cooking away as it does it might be too sweet Use white sugar and sweeten to taste I use no spices as I consider it spoils the flavor of the cider and apples If they are used they should be of the very best and carefully added This recipe keeps perfectly without being put up air tight I put it in stone jars and tie a cloth over it merely to keep out dust Practical Farmer The Modern Mother Has found that her 4itile ones are im proved more by the pleasant Syrup of JFigs when iu need of the laxative enect of u gentle remedy than by any otheraud that it is more acceptable to Uiem Chil dren enjoy it and it beuefits them The true remedy Syrup of Figs is manufac tured by the Caliiornia Fig Syrup Com pany only It Belonged to Her Family A paper is responsible for the story that a lady when showing a gentle man over her grounds the other day was asked by him Does not this plant belong to the begonia family The begonia family answered his hostess bridling up Certainly not sir it is ours and always has been From Now Until Spring Overcoats and winter wraps will be in fashion They can be discarged tempor arily while traveling in tiie steam healed trains of the Chicago Milwaukee St Paul Railway For solid comfort for speed and for safetrno other Jin oan comparewiUi this great railway of the West Pruning Potato Vines Acting on the notion that as prun ing was good for fruit trees it would benefit potato vines a citizen of Port land Ore clipped off the vines in a patch close to the ground as soon as they were well up and some of the potatoes grown there were it is said among the largest and finest found A superb girl surpassingly lovely skin fair as a lily cheeks like roses and why It is because she uses Glenns Sulphur Soap Of druggists Cambric originally came from Cam bray whence its name and calico from Calicut Pisos Cure for Consumption is the only cough medicine used in my house D C Albright Mifflinhurg Pa Dec 11 95 To dream of an anchor indicates some unexpected success or good for tune IT you bave tried Dobbins Floatlnc Borax Snap you have doclded to use It all the time If you havent tried It you owe lttu yourself to do so Your crocer has It or Trill tret it Be sure tbat wrapper are printed lu red Scamper originally signified only to go out of a field Mrs WlnsiovTa SooTnixa Btbup for Children teetblmz softens tho jjnms reauces luflommotion tllays pain cure wind colic 25 cents a bottla The word mob Is a Latin word sig nifying movable Chicago Milwaukee St Paul Ry Owns and operates 6154 miles of thoroughly equipped road FIRST CLASS IN ERY ft traverses the best sections of the States of Illinois Wisconsin Iowa Missouri Minnesota South Dakota North Dakota and the Upper Peninsula of Michigan For further information address GEO H HEAFFORD Genera Passenger Agent CHICAGO ILL CU8ES WHERE fill USE FAIIS Best Cough Syrup Tastes Good Use I in iiEVN gold by druggists LET US ALL LAUGH eJOKES FROM THE PENS OF VARIOUS HUMORISTS -Pleasant Incidents Occurring thn World Over Sayings that Are Cheer ful to Old or Young Funny Selections that You Will Enjoy Didnt Have To Lady Little boy Isnt your mother railing you Little Boy Yesm Why dont you answer her then Pops away New York Weekly Woeful Waste That man Beasly is the most reck lessly extravagant fellow I know What has he done Bought an umbrella Cleveland Plain Dealer Horse and Horse First Horse The idea I never ex pected to see you going about with your hair bleached Second Horse Had to come to it The woman who drives me has gone in for the new fashion of having her hair dyed red Indianapolis Journal HiaTlcw She Didnt you say when you asked me to niarry you that I should be the queen of the household I did but I didnt mean for you to be the boss of it Queens arent much more than deuce high these days In dianapolis Journal An X Kay View Mrs Commonplace Tbem folks next door sets a fine table John They use napkins and toothpicks One Satisfied It is strange remarked the observ ant man but very few people are con tent to do what they are best qualified for Painters long to be musicians and musicians long to be authors and so it goes Yes replied the business man but there are exceptions to every rule I know a young man who has been doing the same thing for years and he seems perfectly satisfied with it What has he been doing Nothing Washington Star That Problem Again Hobson How do you stand on the currency question TJobsoh Dobson Im awfully sorry old man and Id be glad to accommodate you but the fact is Im broke New York Commercial Advertiser He Knew What He Was About I understand you have got married Jones Yes my friend Ive done it at last By Jove youve got courage to get married in these days when women are so extravagantly fond of dresses Oh I looked out for that My wife dont wear much of anything What No I married a ballet girl Bos ton Courier The Coming Agre Ethel Oh Maud do come and see Here is the dearest little mouse running all around my feet Maud Why so he is Isnt he tame Do see him now running across to me I do think he is just about the cunning est little thing I ever saw Somerville Journal Womans Failing He Women never Have anyoimin life She How do you know He Did you ever see one throw a 6tone Sure Indication What do you regard as the most re liable weather report professor Thunder Detroit Free Press A Terrible Catastrophe Sprocket I had a bad fall from my wheel last night Footleigh Hope you didnt hurt yourself Sprocket Hurt myself Thats all the sympathy I get from you Con found it I broke three spokes in the hind wheel and two more in the other Boston Transcript Untamed Marriage said the unsophisticated youth Marriage has a civilizing effect on a man If not why is it that an old bachelor is so apt to be cross and crusty Because said the Cumminsville sage because an aid bachelor Is not afraid to say what be thinks Cincin nati Enquirer That boy of yours has put himself IDISEAbEAiND YVAii outside the pale of civilization Gracious What has he done now He is up the alley emptying the pail of beer you sent him after Exchange Ambitions Oim afraid said Mrs Dolan that Dinny is not industrious Hes ambitious enough Mrs Dolan replied Yis but thryin Is better ner prom Isln Oi loike ty see a young man put is besht fut forward But hell niver make headway if he laves it there to be admoired inshtid o bringin the other fut along up wid it Washington Star Timely Precaution A S3 1 J j Jem fill Mr Society James go to the grocers and get me a strong onion at once James An onion sir Mr Society Yes an onion I am go ing to a Leap Year ball to night Behind the Times I want a bicycle number of the Scot tish Quarterly Review said he to tho newsdealer I dont tiling the Scottish Quarterly Review has issued a bicycle number sir No How very much behind the times Pittsburg Chronicle - Tele graph A Life Saver Puffy Just saved a mans life Guffy How was that Puffy Met a fellow on the streeu Said hed blow my brains out if I didnt give him my watch Gave him mj watch Detroit Free Press Just as Good I havent had any peace of mind at all said Mr Lushly since my wife got the bicycle craze She wants to ride does she No she wants me to ride She says she believes that a man who is out at night is as safe if hes confronted with the responsibility of getting a bicycle back as he Is if he has signed the pledge Washington Star Would Stay on the Safe Side Young Wife I always thought you were the bravest man in the world while we were courting You wouldnt go to Canada in case of another war would you dear Not if the war was with Canada Detroit Free Press At the Seashore SCS Wft B I r 1 Farmer Way back Say I want yer ter give me back thet quarter Thars not a duru bath tub in enny o them houses New Danger Mother Johnnie Johnnie Yessum Mother Look out for yourself there in the street if you dont the first thing you know youll be bicycled Roxbury Gazettee Hoped Not Mrs Gaswell Some people have an idea that we shall pursue in the next world the avocations which occupy our attention in this Mrs Dukane I am inclined to think there is something in the theory Oh I hope not Why Well my husband is such a con firmed scorcher Pittsburg Chronicler Telegraph A Word Painter Daubyn tell me that he Is thinking of trying his hand at a picture of a prize fight Well I knew he was an artist in oils but I didnt know he leaned toward -word painting Indianapolis Journal The Stuttering Man A stuttering man told a friend of his yesterday that very frequently he had to walk from the top to the ground floor of the tallest office buildings By the time he was able to say Down the elevator was usually four or five floors below him New York Times Kept Him Thin Wiekwire You seem to be pretty well trained down since you got your wheel and yet I never see you riding Mndge I dont have to ride It keeps me thin worrying about the payments Indianapolis Journal Tangled on the Proper Word Foreigner wishing a piece of tongue I will thank you my dear madam to pass me that language Washington Times Too Common Did you ever notice that almost all these misers reported in the papers are single men asked Mr Watts Yes answered Mrs Watts mar ried misers are too common to be worth mentioning Indianapolis Jom naJL An Old Fighter Finds Disease Harder to Batllo With than Armed Hosts From the ate City Kpokuh Ioica A reporter called on Captain A H EvanH coal dealer and member of the firm of Cliisholui Evans Co corner Main and Water streets Keokuk la and knows for himself the statements made here are true At the breaking out of flip Civil War said Captain Evans I enlisted in the army serving continuously from 1801 to 3SG5 in the Ninth New Jersey Regiment of Infantry You are identified with the Grand Army of the Republic are you not Cap tain Yes I am a member of Torrence Post No 2 Department of Iowa and served the Post as Commander during the year 1813 I am nlsHi Inspector of Grand Army Fosfs in the Department of Iowa Your health appears to be such that it allows you to fulfill your duties and enjoy life better than most men of your age Yes my health was never better than it is now and I owe it largely to a medi cine that is the medical marvel of the age What is that Captain J will tell you Last winter my usual good health began to fail me I suffered from dull feelings in my head an inclina tion to shirk work and a general feeling of lassitude One day my wife was read ing in a newspaper of a case similar to my own where a gentleman had been benefited by the use of Dr Williams Pink Pills for Pale People and prevailed upon me to try them 1 did so purehas inpa box at McGrath Bros 500 Main street and began taking them according to directions I began taking the Pink Pills in April and they cured me and without the aid of a doctor or other medicine whatever Do other members of your family use the pills My wife has taken them and pro nounces them the best regulator for the system she ever tried Would you hesitate to recommend the pills to others No indeed I can heartily recommend them to all who are suffering as I did for I know they will beuefit them You can say that I am always ready and willing to give information about Dr Williams Pink Pills to all who will call on me Dr Williams Pink Tills contain in a condensed form all the elements neces sary to give new life and richness to the blood and restore shattered nerves Pink Pills are sold by all dealers or will be sent postpaid on receipt of price 50 cents a box or six boxes for 250 they are never sold in bulk or by the 100 by addressing Dr Williams Medicine Company Schenectady N Y THE DOCTOR OF LONG AGO When People Were Bled and Filled with Medicine The doctor a hundred years ago and less was a more important personage than he is to day Indeed he was sec ond only to the minister and the judge His genial face his engaging manners the sincerity with which he inquired after the carpenters daughter and the interest he took in the family of the poorest laborer made him a favorite for miles around Ho knew the names and personal history of the occupants olevery house he passed The farmers lads pulled off their hats to him and the girls dropped courtesies as he passed Sunshine or rain daylight and dark ness were alike to him He would ride ten miles in the darkest night over the worst roads in a pelting storm to ad minister a dose of calomel to an old woman or attend a child in a fit The drugs were stowed away on the shelves of the village store among heaps of shoes Rohan hats packages of seeds and flitches of bacon Tho physician was compelled to com pound his own drugs make his own tinctures and put up his own prescrip tions His saddle bag was the only drug store within forty miles Each spring the blood must be purified the kidneys excited and the damsel who fainted profusely bled Large doses of senna and manna and rhubarb and molasses were taken daily It is safe to say that more medicine was taken every year by the well than is now tak en by the sick in the same time Water was denied the patient tor mented wltti fever In its stead was gives a small qaantity of clam juice Mercury was taken until the lips turn ed blue and the gums fell away from the teeth An Easy Choice You know that Michigan is one of the few States in the Union where cap ital punishment is forbidden by law said Frank H Hosford secretary ol the Democratic campaign committee and the people are very tenacious of the good name of the State in that re spect and although some persons in every Logislatnre fer many years have undertaken to restore the death pen airy the proposition baa always been defeated But the question TJobs up serenely with every Legislature there is any amount of oratory and long con tests in each house of ihe Legislature Some years ago an amusing thing happened while the debate on this bill was pending in the house at Lansing Three able and loud lunged representa tives who sat near each other on the right side of the huse made succes sively Jng ami vigorous speeches on the question all in favor of the hanging bill When he last one took his seat a young man on the extreme left of the house roe quickly and said Mr Speaker I rise to a question of privi lege The gentleman will state his question of privilege sard the speak er Mr Speaker continued the young man I want to inquire of our friends of the other side of the house whieh they think is preferable to be hanged or talked to death This statement was greeted with great applause promptly checked however and turn ed against its author by a big voiced member who rose right back of the throe offenders and called out in a boiler factory voice Well if youre go ing to talk we prefer to be hanged -Chicago Times Herald The shallot takes Its name from its plentifulness in the vicinity of Asca loac In a Pcclc ol Trouble A dentist of Chelsea Mass the othei day was In a peck of trouble for a few minutes When it was all over though the incident seemed laughable enough The explosion of a vulcanizer In his laboratory tipped over an oil stove and caused that to blow up aleo Burning oil ran down into a two gallon can filled with kercsene This the dentist seized and started for the bathroom His wife was eo excited that she fell into the bathtub which was full water The doctor placed the blazing can on the lioor pulled his wife out of the tub took up the can again and ran with it back to the laboratory where it exploded with terrific force The fire department had been sum moned When the firemen arrived the dentist showed them where the fire was Feeling faint he started to go down stairs to get some outer air The stairs were full of firemen The den tist made a flying leap over their heads and when he picked 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