- N v k - t -ft 73 JACKED BY A BICYCLE A Wheelmans Adventure with art Adirondack Deer A young woodsman had a curious ad Venture the other night in the -wild jwoods of Morehouseville In the AdI j irondacks He was riding along the road on a bicycle His lamp was lit and the light It threw was powerful Suddenly In the road ahead a form loomed up In the light thrown by the lamp Two turns of the pedals showed that it was a deer which hearing no jsound and seeing nothing but the light had been literally Jacked as much as ever a deer was jacked from a boat along a backwoods stream The sight flabbergasted the young man and 1then bef ore he thought to jump off he Tilt the deer fair in the side and doubled lt up In a heap I Of what followed the young woods man has no distinct recollection Ho got mixed up In some way with some thing For a brief Instant he felt deer jhide under his hands then something hit him in the side and he went over jlnto a ditch among the briars i By and by he got up and examined his wheel The handle bars were bent land some spokes needed straightening The lamp was dented in several places but would still show a light the glass having been untouched When he got things somewhat straightened out he began to examine the road There y -was jl place that looked like a deers L Tolling place with the Imprints of a mans hand In the middle A long mark showed where the deers hoofs had slipped in the dirt The deer was not to be seen NEVER HEARD OF HIM tet Chinatown Gave Li Hung Chans a Royal Reception The visit of Li Hung Chang to China town was an event the like of which was never before known In that famous quarter of New York City Flags ban ners and lanterns of all sizes shapes and colors together with other decora tions made a gorgeous sight that fair ly bewildered the eye But In spite of the great reception he was given by his countrymen it Is said on the author ity of one of the largest merchants of the colony that very few residents of Chinatown had heard even the name of the viceroy until they learned that She was going to visit New York City The decorations which hung in such great profusion from every building and window in the colony were put out In a purely mechanical way and expressed no sentiment of loyalty to their countryman In China the viceroy goes about his business without attracting any atten tion and his name Is not known among the masses it is said except in large cities and along the line of navigable rivers The inland Chinamen know lit tle about rulers except the local author ities and if LI Hung Chang went through China he would not attract one quarter the attention that was giv en to his presence in Mott street The viceroy is only a great man in China town because he is honored by Ameri can and the Celestials fell in line and took their queue from what they saw and heard A bride in Montreal appeared at the altar with her pet canary fastened to her shoulder by a golden chain During the marriage ceremony the bird broke Into song Gladness Comes With a better understanding of the transient nature of the many phys ical ills which vanish before proper ef forts gentle efforts pleasant efforts rightly directed There is eomfort in the knowledge that so many forms of sickness are not due to any actual dis ease but simply to a eonstipated condi tion of the system which the pleasant family laxative Syrup of Figs prompt ly removes That is why it is the only remedy with millions of families and is everywhere esteemed so highly by all who value good health Its beneficial effects are due to the fact that it is the one remedy which promotes internal cleanliness without debilitating the organs on which it acts It is therefore all important in order to get its bene ficial effects to note when you pur chase that you have the genuine article which is manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co only and sold by all rep utable druggists If in the enjoyment of good health and the system is regular then laxa tives or other remedies are not needed If afflicted with any actual disease one may be commended to the most skillful physicians but if in need of a laxative then one should have the best and with the well informed everywhere Syrup of Figs stands highest and is most largely used and gives most general satisfaction P ENSIONS PATENTS CLAIMS JOHN W MORRIS WASHINGTON 0 a lAte Principal Examiner V S Pension Bureau 3 its in st vrax 15 adjudicating rlaimn ftUy sine PATENTS TRADE MARKS Examination and advice as to Patentability or Inven tions send for ixvkntobs guide oe How to Get a PXTXST Patrick OFarrell Washington UCr KIDDER8 PASnuSHuSSS rJestowniIaa CUtthb ITHtKh 11 F1SF FflHX Fa Best Cough Syrup Testes Good Use H in lima boia or drnrelsta El KitirggewflfMiiiJfcllMa - TUrt JP r teUW il Y2AW i A V V SW- V A Sftf IOadinfj Fodder Made Easy Low wagons are a great convenience greatly lessening labor in filling silos hauling fodder manure etc A num ber of low frames to be attached to or dinary wagons have been illustrated in these columns during the past year F N Buckingham of Iowa describes in American Agriculturist the fodder loader shown It has been used in Iowa with very satisfactory results The timbers a a are the hayrack sup ports on a high or low The loader is attached at b b by means of a long bolt c is a 2x4 which extends under the wagon and has a sharp iron point at d c is attached to the loader at e e e by means of a long bolt form ing a hinge joint The shock is laid crosswise and no matter how large the shock when the team starts the iron NOVEL FODDER LOADER point d catches in the ground and throws the loader up over the wagon dropping the fodder on the rack Two or three shocks can be put on at once The loader is left on the field Make of material sufficiently strong to hold the number of shocks put on each time Clip the Queens Wings From long experience in managing an fjpiary we have come to the conclusion that clipping the queens wings is a decided advantage No swarms will then escape to the woods The owner can go from home attend church with out having his mind disturbed with thoughts of losing swarms in his ab feence It is better to do this than run the risk of losing excellent queens and swarms The bees will never leave for good if the queen does not accompany ihem This of course has reference to first swarms as second swarms may issue at any time with a young queen fully fledged like Minerva from the head of Jove ready for flight and legiti mate business These latter can also be prevented by opening the hives after they have cast swarms examining carefully the combs and cutting out all queen cells but one in each hive If this is done no second swarm will issue Colmans World Flootintr Fence An excellent water fence is shown herewith Some short cross logs sup port one two or more lengths of stout rails that form the bottom of the fence Holes are bored in these in wThich up- Jk Jm r M c FS a WtH t n e Tl fTl 171 H rin n SECURE FLOATING FENCE right stakes are driven to support the upper rail The lengths of fence are chained -together The outer log is an chored up stream and down stream with sufficient length of chain to per mit the rising and falling of the fence This plan is sirlendid for tide water rivers and good wherever the rise is not likely to be so sudden as to wash it away System on the Farm In every department of labor the es sential to success is a systematic meth od System is especially needed in farm work because thrift of so many living things is in the power of the farmer There should be a regular hour for feeding stock Animals soon learn the hour for their meals when given regularly and are impatient of delay Bawling bleating or squealing for an hour before each meal does not hasten the development of fat in calves -lambs or pigs At other times the food is given too soon the animal not being hungry and not prepared to make the best use of it There should be a cer tain hour at which to begin feeding in the morning and a time at which to quit feeding at night or rather evening for we dont believe in feeding after dark except in the shortest December days The farmer who feeds his stock by lantern light during spring and fall months will be apt to get crops in late and pick corn till holidays The fam ily meals should not vary ten minutes from the specified time neither should the men ever keep meals waiting Chil dren should be off to school on time neither too late or too early They will be more apt to have their lessons on time if everything is regular at home The work is so much easier to do when every one knows his time and place ittWlVll L Wt A v - VKU f OTTR I - I JAU t few TlS5Pi iMAAiMm life is pleasanter and happy times come oftener System preserves health for we know that worry kills more per- sons than disease The Van Demon Strawberry Some years ago an enthusiastic strawberry grower realizing that a new strawberry was needed to take the place of the Wilson and Downing as a fertilizer and at the same time prove a healthy productive firm market ber ry sowed a lot of Crescent seed crossed by Captain Jack well tested berry Sharpless and Crystal City Of these but two proved valuable one named the Van Deman and which was a Capt Jack cross and the Lady Jane a Sharpless cross The Van Deman showed signs of superiority the first season and for several seasons since has given very satisfactory results in many extensive commercial berry fields It has been tested in twenty seven States and with generally fa vorable results Farm and Home Do Away with the Swill Barrel Because a hog will eat anything is no reason why it should be either offered or allowed to eat decayed odorous and unclean food It is expected that ulti mately the hog will be eaten by our selves or some one who would like to be as squeamish about taking anything that is unclean Into their systems There ought to be no such thing as a swill barrel holding for weeks and even months a compound of sour milk dish washings and other refuse from the kitchen or table There is no rea son why the daily product of swill should not be eaten as soon as made Every days neglect to dispose of it lessens its value besides the danger which every neglected swill barrel is to the health of all in the house or even in the neighborhood Poultry Pointers Buckwheat is fattening when fed sparingly is egg producing Sell the culls as soon as possible in order to save feed and give more room Do not set the drinking vessels too low if you do the fowls will scratch dirt into them Let the nests be in a dark place The hens like it better and are less liable to acquire the habit of egg eating Fowls left to select their food doubt less would take seeds insects and grass We should come as near as pos sible supplying these preferences If your hens lay soft shelled eggs it is because there is not enough lime in their food Feed them grit gravel oyster shell plaster or ground bone There is considerable difference be tween selling eggs for 10 cents and 25 or 30 cents a dozen consequently it will pay to pack theni in salt Salt is cheap and packing eggs in it does not destroy it Captain Heaton the well known Eng lish game fowl enthusiast once paid 500 for a black red game cockerel and the results proved the purchase to have been one of the best investments he ever made The bird formed the foundation of his now famous flock Horticultnral Hints Fresh lime for snails The nicer the appearance of fruit the better the price If plums are to be shipped long dis tances forward by express Apples are selling in the State of New York at 50 cents per barrel The first year after the tree is plant ed is the time to prune and shape the tree How much did the garden contribute to the support of the family this sum mer Dont haul your fruit to market in a lumber wagon but use a strong spring1 wagon with a large platform It saves your fruit from mashing If you mix windfalls with pickea fruit they will detract from the fine qualities of your fruit from the prices and worst of all from the excellence of your reputation Keep them separate If the ants are cutting the leaves off your fruit trees fasten a wisp of loose cotton around the stem of the tree be tween ground and the first branch the ants tangle in this and cant climb over it In packing fruit for shipment no pur pose is served by ventilation other than the escape of moisture The contact of fresh air hastens decay Have the psckage on the outside as dry as possi ble Just after the gathering of fall ap ples prices are usually low better profit would be obtained if they could be held until the early winter months Let them be sorted and stored in a per fectly dry room with a very low tem perature Dr Fick has shown that winking is more frequent as the retina becomes more fatigued and it has been found that in reading at a distance the num ber of winks per minute is lS with electrical illumination 2S with gas light while with weak illumination which barely permits reading the number is 68 per minute -I CAUGHT IN HER OWN TRAP A Jealous Wife Kcsortcd to Little Trick that Was Well Carried Out Mrs Pringle had been married Just six months and would have been bliss fully happy but she was one of thoso women who never can let well enougi alone She was inclined to be jealous of Mr Pringle and was filled with sur mises that had no actual foundation But she decided to set a trap for him and it never occurred to her that she might possibly fall iuto it herself One day when Mr Pringle went home to dinner his wife handed him a Dote which she said had been left for him that morning He opened it and after scanning it hastily thrust it indiffer ently into his pocket Anything important asked his wife in a tone trembling with excite ment No o A business matter that is all You seem well pleased with it sug gested Mrs Pringle Mr Pringle laughed He also blush ed His wife detected evidences of conscious guilt in the fact that he did not offer to show her the letter Yes she thought she had him safely trapped and the knowledge made her utterly wretched Mr Pringle read the note over again on his way to the office Dear Sir I have often seen and admired you from a distance and would be greatly pleased to make your ac quaintance Meet me this afternoon at 4 at the approach to Belle Isle bridge I will wear a blue dress and cany a bunch of pink roses ADMIRER At the hour specified the woman in the blue dress was there A man who was not Mr Pringle walked up to her I have your note he began but she turned on him like a fury How dare jou speak to me I am here to meet my husband by appointment I guess not You are here to meet Mr Pringle who sent me to see what you Wretch If you address another word to me Ill call for help Excuse me but if Mr Pringle had expected to meet his wife I am sure ho would have come Mrs Pringle took a passing car and went home She had changed her dress and butter wouldnt have melted in her mouth when Mr Pringle came in She thinks she has proved her husbandto be a model of rectitude but she doesnt know that he spotted Admirer at the first glimpse of her disguised handwrit ing Detroit Free Press An Honest Statesman Jules Simon the celebrated French statesman who died not long ago will ingly endured plain living that he might indulge high thinking Louis Napoleon was anxious that Simon should join the imperial party but from his chair at the Sorbonne -he spoke scathingly of the coup detat as an outrage against liberty His lec tures were suppressed in consequence and the honest lecturer had to begin the battle of life over again as he had no private fortune Every lecture room in France was closed to him and he was compelled to find his audiences in Belgium He returned to France in 1861 to es tablish a number of model lodging houses for working people with mon ey that had been contributed for that purpose The emperor welcomed him iback and approved the scheme but hinted to him through the medium of a friend that any such houses must be opened under the patronage of the emperor To this Monsieur Simon replied that he would do no such thing the money had been raised without the emperors aid and he did not propose to give credit where it was not due There upon the emperor told the police to watch him as a dangerous man At the same time the emperor set Monsieur Simons old friends who had bowed to the imperial yoke to tempt ing him to cast his lot with them The Empire wanted a man of tact sense and spirit to undertake the Education Department A salary of twenty thousand dollars a year said one House rent free patronage and per quisites insinuated another The chance of doing good put in a third tempter And the friendship of the empress who reads all your books and admires them said a fourth M Jules Simon was lodging on a fifth floor The rooms were not large nor the furniture sumptuous He retorted with a quiet smile I attach little importance to forms I am an advocate of simple freedom Bring me liberty in any form with the Orleans 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