h V V L FIRST HORSES WERE SMALL Bomc Queer Things About Equine Evolution Every now and then a horse is bom with two or three toes Sometimes 11 is a mere freak but often as scientists assert it Is a reversion to an ancestral type The earliest horse known ap peared in the Eocene epoch and was hardly bigger than a fox It had four -toes each terminated by a small hoof There was presumably an older form that had live toes but no fossils to rep resent it have been discovered Later came a horse with three toes as big as a goat The horse of to day walks on the nail of its middle toe and still exhibits the last two vanished toes in the shape of little splinters of bone on either side of the leg beneath the flesh The not very remote ancestors of modern horses probably were striped like their surviving relatives the ze bras and quaggas Dun colored horses are apt to have stripes on their legs Now and then appears a stripe on the shoulder like that of the wild ass The stripes are supposed to have been in tended by nature as a protective col oration It will be observed that the body stripes of a zebra are vertical while those on the legs are horizontal but when the animal lies down and draws up its legs underneath it the bars run all the same way Thus they correspond to the bars of light and shade and it is said that a zebra in its native haunts is apt to be stumbled upon before its presence is observed When the Summer Breeze Blows through the trees most of ub who can Bet on for a country jaunt Fewer cross the Atlantic Whether it Is business or pleasure calls one from home Hostetters Stomach Bitters Is the best acc ompanliuent of u voy age or an outing Yachtsmen sea captains commercial travelers and emigrants concur in this opinion The Bitters Is unrivaled for bilious malarial dyspeptic or liver disorder The Governor of Arizona says that Territory produced the last year 10 000000 in gold against 4000000 in 1S94 FITS ill Fits stopped Iree toy Dr Klines Great rtTe IJe toi er Xo 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night Mrs Hicks What makes you expect one Is it your birthday Mrs Dix No o we quarreled this morning Tid Bits So Did He Mrs Grimble to her offspring There you go tracking the floor all over with mud Didnt I tell you to wipe your feet before you came iu Johnny Oh nobodys blaming you ma you did all you could Boston Transcript The Great Unwashed Teacher Suppose you were a king Tommy what would you do Tommy Id never wash my face any more Woonsocket R I Reporter Which Is Best Professor Which will you take this term psychology or ethics Student Use your own judgment pro fessor Ive signed for first base with the Invincibles after I graduate in the spring Texas Sittings The Common Experience It is queer said Mrs Bloocher that a man can take enough interest in his wifes letters to open them but not enough to mail them Indianapo lis Journal if e Bicycles that Fit the Riders f TTT jji I iiitei II S llX i 1 0 TnlT TtfitO iammm m at w This invention is made necessary by the stooping over habit affected by scorchers New York World Solicitude Keciprocrtcd Father said the boy what is the difference between a poet and a poet laureate My son replied the parent it seems that the poet laureate is one who has had only a mild attack Detroit Tribune Memento of Hubby I presume you carry a memento of some sort in that locket of yours Precisely it is a lock of my hus bands hair -But your husband it still alive Yes sir but his hair is all gone Tit Bits A Good Wife OHara She was a good wife to me poor woman Manys the word of good advice she gave me McGoogan Thrue for ye an manys the time Oive heard her advisin ye when Oi lived in the house beyant a mile up the road ochone Truth Candor He I am told that your admirers name is legion She blushing Oh no indeed his name is Jones Brooklyn Life Crushed Garrulous Boarder For ten years my habits were as regular as clockwork I rose at the stroke of G half an hour later 1 sat down to breakfast at 7 I was at work dined at 12 ate supper at 6 and was in bed at 930 ate only hearty food and wasnt ill a single day Sarcastic Boarder Dear me And what were you in for Pick-Me-Up She Fell She fell Love of finery turned her head Her head was turned to enable her to see the other girls finery and she did not observe the coal scuttle some body had left upon the sidewalk De troit Tribune Dense Ignorance Ignorant said the present friend speaking of the absent one Why I dont believe that fellow evert knows how to start a balky horse--Indianapolis Journal ForLidden Fruit Mw lit She looking at the strawberries What lovely fruit I dont believe I ever saw them finer He looking at the sign Why my dear those sour little things wouldnt be fit to eat New York World Punishment Daughter Oh mother my husband has again come home after midnight it is the second time this week Mother Thats bad We must make him give that up Daughter Certainly We have to find out something that will frighten him something terrible Do you Know what Ill tell him that as often as he stays out late you will come to us for eight days Bolond Istok An EaHy One Mamma said Eugene I know how chickens get out of the shell but how do they get in Exchange After the Accident Jpit Dr Bleeder Its broken gentlemen Its broken Prof Speeler who has fallen Vat is broken Der violin Dr Bleeder No your leg Prof Speeler Oh I dhought it vos der instrument Two Collejre Graduates The Rev Dr Discord Why dear Jack I am glad to see you You are looking so well What have you been doing lack Scraggs Pitching for a- league club at 5000 a year What are you doing Discord Preaching for a chapel at 500 a year Texas Sifter A Compromise Johnny I found 50 cents this morn ing Mamma What did you do with it Jimmie Watts was with me and I gave half of it to him What made you do that You see neither of us licked Win uipeg Nor Wester Doubtful Piety A little girl went to church with her mother one day and knelt down to pray fervently as soon as the service began After church her mother asked What did you pray for Oh I was asking that church might soon be over Tex as Sifter Her Safety Harry Get on your bike and try it again Miss Quick know when I phia Item Indeed I will not I am well off Experience Singleton So you cant come Jack But a womans no often means Mrs Henpeck Not sir never Truth after marriage Not Much Reality There JMl flPi X UI 1 15801 LA sJ U Well at any rate professor I have the bump of imagination I hope Well yes I think I may say your brain is principally imagination Lou don Fun Same Old Fad Mrs Dukane The women of differ ent cities have their own particular fad Mrs Gaswell What is the womens fad in Chicago Mrs Dukane Husbandry Pitts burg Chronicle The Editors Answer Poet to editor I send you a poem Why Do I Live Please answer Editor Because you send your poem by mail Texas Sittings Fashions Changes Mr De Style Why my dear Im glad to see you so composed When I left this morning you were weeping and tearing your hair because iido was sick Mrs De Style Well you see just after you left Mrs Tintop came in and told me that dogs of Fidos broed were going out of fashion so I dried my tears and kicked him out Nov- York Weekly At a Photographers Lady I want to have my photograph taken and I want to have this Kftle boy taken with me Photographer We make an extra charge madam when two photographs are taken at once Lady Oh but Ill keep the boy in my lap Fliegende Blaetter Unpleasant Proud Father Yes hes got his moth ers eyes and his mothers mouth but Im afraid hes taken my worse fea ture Grandmamma on the mothers side Yes and unfortunately hes put it right in the middle of his face Punch j tIlJ rim PARALYSIS From the Press 2few York WW- Morris Preslaner of No 1 Pitt street ew York who is a real estate agent and collector of rents caught a severe cold early last spring which settled upon his kidneys Soon he began to suffer severe pains in his backbone sides and chest His symptoms grew rapidly more alarm ing until at last he was as helpless as a child and could scarcely move as he lay on his bed As Mr Preslaner is well known in the part of town where he resides he had many sympathizers who did all they could to help hhn Though a native of Berlin Mr Pres laner has lived in this country for forty years having served the country of his adoption by three years hard service in the civil war He enlisted with the Nine teenth Illinois Infantry taking part in many battles and marching with Gen Sherman to the sea While in Georgia Mr Preslaner was promoted to first ser geant for bravery on the field of action He is a member of Koltes Post G A R and a very popular man in the Post Mr Preslaner told a reporter the story of his dreadful Hlness and wonderful recovery 1he reporter met him as he was returning from a long walk and saying that he had heard of his wonder ful cure asked him to tell the story When Mr Preslaner was comfortably seated in his pleasant parlor lie told the follow ing story which he said he hoped every one who was suffering as he had suffered would read His words were as follows To begin with I was taken sick just a year and a month ago having taken a se vere cold which settled on my kidneys At first I thought the pain I suffered would soon pass away but instead of doing this it grew more intense every day so that 111 a week I could walk only with considera ble difficulty I called in a doctor who said I bad locomotor ataxia and began treating me for that disease He did me no good and all summer long I could scarcely attend to my business at all Then I called another doctor and took his medicine for several weeks but experienced no relief Dr Truman Nichols of No 287 East Broad way who I at last called in helped me more than any of the other doctors but along towards fall I grew worse despite his treatment I think Dr Nichols is a good doctor and understood my case but despite this fact his medicines did me no lasting good Early in November the little strength I had in iny legs left me and I was unable to stand The pain in my back and sides became almost unbearable and my limbs grew cold An electric battery I bought failed to help me and for weeks I felt my self growing weaker until all hope left mo Some time before this I had read of a wonderful cure a man had received from Dr Williams Pink Tills for Pale People but was so prejudiced against what 1 thought was a patent medicine of the usual worthless character that I could not make up my mind to try them As my pains increased and deatn seemed coming near I thought of what I had read and of the symptoms of the man wlio hail been cured They were precisely the same as miae and at last with my wifes earnest en treaty I consented to try the Pink Pills I am now convinced that these pills saved my life Gradually my strength began to return the desire to live grew stronger within me After having taken three boxes I left my bed This was earlv in March All pain had left me and that terrible dead feeling in my legs had gone away I was still very weak but before I had taken the fourth box I was able to get down stairs for a short walk in the open air Every pleasant day I take a walk and am sure that in a month I will be as well as ever Dr Williams Pink Pills contain all the elements -necessary to give new life and richness to the blood and restore shattered nerves They are for sale by all druggists or may be had by mail from Dr Williams Medicine Company Schenectady N Y for 50c per box or six boxes for 250 Spare tho Dog One day says a Chicago theatrical man I sat in the office of a New York theatrical agent He was looking for attractions for a vaudeville show and word to that effect had gone out To him came a tough looking little man in checkered clothes once vociferous but now subdued by wear of time The man wa accompanied by a dog of somewhat superior appearance Th visitor said he did a tramp act and wa assisted therein by the animal The gave an exhibition of their talent which was not half bad What are your terms asked th agent Sixty 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