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About The Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898 | View Entire Issue (May 21, 1896)
V n rs u Bl -- oils It is often difficult to convince peo ple their blood is impure until dread ful carbuncles abscesses boils scrof iiila or salt rheum are painful proof of the fact It is wisdom now or when ever there is any indication of Impure blood to take Hoods Sarsaparilla and prevent such eruptions and suffering I liad a dreadful carbuncle abscess red fiery fierce and sore The doctor at tended me over seven weeks When the abscess broke the pains were terrible and I thought 1 should not live through it I heard and read so much about Hoods Sarsaparilla that I decided to take it and my husband who was suffering with boils took it also It soon purified our Blood built nie up and restored my health so that although the doctor said I would not be able to work hard I have since done the work for 20 people Hoods Sar eaparilla cured my husband of the boils -and we regard it a wonderful medicine 3Irs Axxa Peteksox Latimer Kansas Hood Sarsaparilla Is the One True Mood Purifier All druggists 1 HfinrJQ Plllc euro liver ills easy to take i ivuu J 1113 easy t0 0perate 25 cents You are bound to succeed in making HIRES Rootbeer if you follow the simple directions Easy to make delightful to take rfafle only bj The Oharlen E Hires Co Philidelphla A 25c package makct 5 gallons Sold everywhere The Greatest Medical Discovery of the Age KENNEDYS MEDICAL DISCOVERY DONALD KENNEDY OF ROXBURY MASS Has discovered in one of our common pasture weeds a remedy that cures every jiind of Humor from the worst Scrofula down to a common Pimple He has tried it in over eleven hundred cases and never failed except in two cases both thunder humor He has now in his possession over two hundred certificates of its value all within twenty miles of Boston Send postal card for book A benefit is always experienced from the first bottle and aperfect cure is war ranted when the right quantity is taken When the lungs are affected it causes phooting pains like needles passing through them the same with the Liver or Bowers This is caused by the ducts being stopped and always disappears in a week after taking it Read the label If the stomach Is foul or bilious It will cause squeamish feelings at first No change of diet ever necessary Eat the best you can get and enough of it Dose one tablespoonful jn water ct bed time Sold by all Druggists iLOt wlWl B W S i re ii a i In Machias Me lives Mr E F Gould who is employed as a candy maker by the firm of Means Gard ner of that place Speaking of Mr Gould his friend Mr E W Mitch ell recently said I have known him for some years and until very lately I always heard him complain ing about his food distressing him and feeling more or less badly about all the time His work natu rally keeps him confined a good deal and he has very little chance for exercise Lately having heard less complaint I thought I would call and see to what he credited his improvement He said to me said Mr Mitchell for years I have been troubled with indigestion and dyspepsia At times would be dizzy and my head very dull especially after eating Then would have dis tress and palpitation caused by gas in my stomach from food fer menting The only thing I could find that would give me any relief was soda and from that I got no lasting benefit but now I have struck it rich My employer brought ine a package of Ripans Tabules from Boston They are the one thing that will fix you up all right I am feeling splendid now and I recommend them to you and all for stomach trouble Hlpaus Tabules are sold by drupplsti or by mall I Jbp price 50 cents a box Is sent to The Klpaas Chemi cal Company So 10 Spruce Street New York Sample Hal 10 cents I sssszzzm jk ii- r rrra i gmeg i PM mstilfc 0 ar W mmcL tgamw f wsgpmra i ZrVJ3SE2 1 i wsmr v n i A12fe RiSa AJiJWM 1 ZZZZXi3SM vnn riM SOON SIT C IN THE SHADE AND W ENJOY jfU LIFE IF U Y you INVEST W YOUR ri SflVINRS mnim R OUSLY IN STOCKS GRAIN OR PROVISIONS I 100 PROFIT ON 20 INVESTED 1 Send lor our Booklet on f nutv IU IHAJt SUUUfcaSI ULLI HIELD BROS CO TRADERS BUILDING CHICAGO I A Joke on the Hunters A good story is told of hunters from Washington who went to the coast of North Carolina to shoot ducks There were six men in the party md they had three dogs with them They hunted in couples each two having a dog Shooting was good and from each of the three couples the sound of guns beap fired notified their friends of their success for they were only a short distance aparc Each couple were somewhat Indig nant because whenever a duck fell their own dog failed to get it one do seeming to secure almost every one of the wild fowls At lunch time they all came together Well what luck was the general greeting Elegant but your dog got our ducks was the universal response Then they looked at each other while from out the little bay glided a skiffloaded with ducks in the forward end of which sat the dog that had gath ered them In Death on the ilailwuy Only one railway passenger among 28000000 is annually killed in En gland In France it is one in 39000 000 in Germany one in 10000000 Italy one in 0000000 America one in 2000 000 or 3000000 Russia one in 2000000 The Significance of n Gray Overcoat Upon the tongue yellowness of the skin and eyeballs nausea and uneasiness beneath the right ribs and shoulder blades is that the victim of these discomforts Is billons Tne proper caper under such circumstances Is to take Hostetters Stomach Bitters which also cures chills and fever constipation dys pepsia rheumatic and kidney complaints and nervousness Consoling Judge Gary of New York listened patiently to a certain eminent attorney who was airing his indignation over the loss of an overcoat He had been rob bed Yes sir robbed in the temple of justice under the eyes of the law Fin ally the judge growing impatient ask ed Whats the matter now Matter Its a confounded outrage Had my overcoat stolen right from this room The judge smiled a little Overcoat eh he said Bah thats nothing Whole suits are lost here every day The New Express A fast train for Kansas City and St Louis leaving Sioux City daily at 8 p m This is a Northwestern Line train from Sioux City runs over the Sioux City Pacific Railroad and you should be sure that your ticket reads via this route from Sioux City Time tables information etc cheer fully furnished by addressing U C Cheyxey General Agent Security Bank Building Sioux City Iowa Benjamin McKenney an resident of Cape Porpoise Me has just cut three new teeth Lovely warmth of color with traces of pink and white is the exquisite complex ion which follows the use of Glenns Sul phur Soap Of druggists Tarley and surrender mean the same thing where virtue is concerned Mme de Maiutenon My doctor said I would die but Pisos Cure for Consumption cured me Amos Kelner Cherry Yailey 111 Nov 23 95 Fear the boisterous savage of passion less than the sedately grinning villain Lavater Halls Catarrh Cure Is iaken internally Price 75 cents The useful and the beautiful are never separated Periander Floating Borax Is now the only pure floating Foai made Be sure Dobbins Soap Mfg Co Phila Is oi every wrapper and cake Ask your grocer for It llec wrappers No chapped bauds with Bobbins Floating Borax I love victory but I love not triumph Mme Swetchine FITS All Fits stopped free by Dr Klines Great Nerve Hestorer Ko Fits after first days use Mar elous cures Treatise and 200 trial bottle free to Fit cases Send to Dr Kline 931 Arch St Phila Pa Vengeance has no foresight Napo leon -GIVEN AWAY KNIVES and RAZORS In exchange for Coupons with Mail Pouch Chewincr and Smokine The only ANTI NERVOUS ANTI DYSPEPTIC i 222 NICOTINE NEUTRALIZED TOBACCO JACK KNIVES and PEN KNIVES Stag Handle Bazor Steel First m quality American manufacture hand forged and finely tempered Fine RAZORS Highest Grade Steel Hollow Ground Coupons explain how to secure the Above One Coupon in each 5 cent 2 ounce Package Tico Coupons in each 10 cent 4 ounce Package Mail Pouch Tobacco is sold by all dealers Packages now on sale containing no coupons will be accepted as coupons 2 oz Empty Bag as one Coupon 4 oz Empin Bag as two Coupons LLUS7RATED Catalogue of other Valuable Articles Kith explanation how to get them Mailed on request The Bloch Bros Tobacco Co Wheeling W Va Ko Coupons exchanged after July 1 1897 Just as Good never yet equalled the A rp -ma rt -- r mAS W tf VELVETEEN SKIRT BINDING Simply refuse Ihe just as good sort If your dealer will not supply you we will Samples showing labels and materials nailed free Home Dressmaking a new book by Misa Emms M Hooper of the Ladies Home Journal telling how to put on Bias Velveteen Skirt Bind- S H M Co P O Box 699 N V City TRUMPET CALLS Barns Horn Sounds a Warning Note to the Unredeemed UR HEAVIEST burdens never crush us Christ was cru cified by heresy hunters The smaller the soul the bigger a dollar looks Some very good sawlogs have big knots on them The man who makes his own god always has a little one The man who conquers himself has had God for his helper A holy life is an argument that al ways staggers a skeptic There are too many people who never pray until they have to In trying to keep all he gets a stingy man steals from himself When a good man gets on his knees the devils throne shakes A lazy man is always going to do great things after a while The man who asks God in faith for a good thing always gets it Some people become very pious as soon as they get in a tight place When we cannot understand a man we are too apt to call him a crank The truth we hate most is the one that points out the sin we love most Christ was the only teacher the world ever had who lived all he taught The religion that makes no change in a mans heart makes no change in him Windows in heaven can always be found by looking through a Bible promise The devil finds it hard to discourage the preacher who has a praying church behind him There is nothing more foolish than trying to live a religious life without any religion The man who repents on a sick bed and gets well generally backslides be fore he pays his doctor Getting men to use tobacco and whisky is one way the devil has of taking up a collection God is still opening windows in heav en for every man who brings the last tithe into the storehouse There are people in every church who are as much dissatisfied with Christ as the scribes and Pharisees were If the Bible were wiped out of exist ence to dsy there is many a star preacher who would never miss it Every time the preacher opens the Bible before his congregation he should expect that somebody will hear God speak It is not the man whose character is strongest but the one who loves Christ most who can keep Gods law the best Rubber Trees Growing in Floridtt Those familiar with the southern por tion of Florida are aware of the fact that the rubber tree is indigenous here and grows in great profusion on both coasts south of a line drawn west from New Smyrna Many large trees grow on the east coast there being two well known monarchs one at Dr Wittfields place about six miles south of Rock ledge and another on Will Laneharts place at Lake Worth To the natives countless numbers of immense rubber trees are known but as their use fulness has not yet developed here they are very little noticed On the west coast the trees are abundantly prominent and are an open bid for the people of our State to investigate their value At this time when the people are looking for new avenues in natural products it would be reason able to suppose that they would utilize the wild rubber tree On any of the keys along the coast one could find a rubber plantation or estate in an ad vanced stage of growth At Anna Maria key at the entrance to the harbor Colonel John R Jones has a place upon which is one of these trees with five separate trunks sim ilar to the banyan tree The largest trunk is eleven feet in circumference the others measure twenty eight twenty-seven and eighteen and fifteen inch es respectively When the tops of these trees become too spreading they send down a sucker which takes root and assists in the support of the branches Such a tree as mentioned above covers a large area and would afford a good revenue were its great flow of sap utilized Colonel Jones on April 14 last planted a little rubber nursling eighteen inches in height On the 14th inst that tree stood five feet ten inches high showing with what rapidity they grow in their wild state without any cultivation Jacksonville Citizen A Senators Amusement Senator Brice wears out one eyeglass string a day when he is in his seat He has a great fashion of taking off his eyeglasses and twisting the end of the string around his finger then he lets the glasses swing out full length to the confusion of any passing Senator often and with a rotary motion sets the string to winding round his finger When it is wound up he proceeds to un wind it and that seems to be his sole amusement Rats A hungry rat after searching Endres Bros shoe store on High street Ham ilton Ohio in vain for something to eat gnawed a hole in the lead water pipe on the second floor flooding the stock How quickly two strangers become friendly when they discover they have a common enemy THE FACE THAT KILLS JFnst Work and Fast EaJting Make Three Score Years und Tea a Kipc Old Ace These Days 0711 the Cincinnati Enquirer The American people live too fast eat too fast and drink too fast This has brought upon many of us a train of ner vous and stomach disorders that are very diliicult to manage Investigation and chemical analysis to discover such com pounds as will help those suffering from such ills has resulted in the discovery of Dr Williams Pink Pills for Pale People which has taken very high rank as a specific remedy H P Owens a traveling man thirty years of age who is well known in this community and generally liked because he is a bright energetic young fellow re sides with his mother at 335 Central ave nue Cincinnati Ohio He has been a victim of dyspepsia which took the form of continuous constipation and strangely enough his mother suffered from the same trouble Mr Owens testified to the mer its of Pink Pills in a most enthusiastic way and said to the Enquirer reporter I am glad to say anything I can for Dr Williams Pink Pills because they did me great good and other people ought to know of their virtues as a medicine in stomach troubles It was some time ago when I felt a heavy feeling in my stom ach and I grew very constipated I did not consult a doctor but having heard of the Pink Pills I bought a box of them In two or three days the heavy feeling in my stomach disappeared and my bowels wen regular I did not have to use more than a box of them before I was well Since that time I have only occasionally been troubled with constipation and I never get worried because Pknow just what to do Mother was also troubled with indi gustion and the Pink Pills did the same for her they did for me cured her didnt they mother When appealed to Mrs Owens answer ed That is right I found that it was a great medicine so easy to take and so quick and lasting in its results Mr Owens continued I believe thai these pills are also good for nervousness When I had my stomach trouble I was also quite nervous and that disappeared with the dyspepsia The Pink Pills were all that is claimed for them You can make any use of this testimonial that you see fit Mrs Owens is quite as enthusiastic as her son about the Pink Pills and her host of lady friends can verify her good opinion of this wonderful remedy if they feel disposed to do so at any time Where the testimony is so general and unanimous as to the excellencies of Pink Pills as the Enquirer has found it to be there is certainly good reason to believe all the good things said about the safe and simple remedy Dr Williams Pink Pills for Pale People contain all the elements necessary to give new life and richness to the blood and restore shattered nerves They may be had of all druggists or direct by mail from the Dr Williams Medicine Company Schenectady N Y at 50c per box or siv boxes for 250 MONKEYS AS MINERS fliey Are Employed to Good Ad vantage in the Transvaal Monkeys are trained to work in the mines of the Transvaal republic and they arevsaid to make good workmen Oapt E Moss of London who owns mines in the South African country recently returned from there and tells an interesting story about the monkeys Unit labor in his mines I have twenty four monkeys said he employed about my mines They flo the work of seven able bodied men find it is no reflection upon the human laborers to say that they do a class of work a man cannot do as well as they in many instances they lend valuable aid where a man is useless They gather up the small pieces of quartz that would be passed unnoticed by the workmen and pile them up in litto heaps that can easily be gathered up in a shovel and thrown into the uiJ They are exceedingly adept at catching the little particles and their sharp eyes never escape the very things that the human eye would pass over They live and work together with out quarreling more than men do They are quite methodical in their habits and go to work and finish up in the same manner as human beings would do under similar circumstances Thy clean up about the mines follow the wheelbarrows and carts used in min ing and pick up everything that falls off on the way No one who has not seen them can even imagine the won derful intelligence they display and the neatness and cleanliness with which they perform their work Noth ing escapes them Every little particle Is picked up and cared for They go down into the mines and come out as they please They are friendly with the workmen employed there but ae exceedingly shy with strangers The monkeys are most excellent de tectives and no workman can get friendly enough with them to carry away in his hands a piece of quartz They frequently attempt it just for sport to see the monkeys follow them and chatter until they put down what ever they may have in this hands It is strange to see how they will discrim inate between the tools used by tle workingnien and a piece of quartz A Millionaires Colony Andrew McNally the Chicago mill onaire publisher is promoting a unique colonization scheme He is trying to Stablish a colony for millionaires at Utadena near Los Angeles in South jrn California He has purchased 4000 eres of land a large part of which has neen set out to oranges lemons and Dlives Roads an artificial lake and a lub house are now being constructed The property has been subdivided and Is now being sold to friends of Mr Mc Nall3 all the purchasers being million aires of Chicago and New York who having acquired strfHcient wealth de sire to retire from the cares of business md live an outdoor life in the semi tropics with just enough farm work to lo to keep them healthy and happy It is said that Mr McNally already has sixty of these plutocratic purchasers all men of high standing and great wealth and 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