The Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, April 23, 1896, Image 2
it I a 1 1 U i i i i i ii i Hi in Sggpsr 0b ahntiw gjemocrat Si SUCCESSOK TO CHERRY COUNTY INDEPENDENT tOBERT B GOOD - Editor Pbop Valentine NEBRASKA President Kruger is serving his tlTin terra and seems to be doing a pretty good job too Perhaps Russia will be the next na fion to drop an ultimatum in the slot and make the lion roar A tramp was found drowned in a bath tub the other day in Denver The police axe now trying to trace the mur derer Is anything serious troubling Kaiser Wilhelm of Germany No arrests for lese majeste have been reported for a period of fully a week If the tramps have anything to say n the pi oceedings of the anti tramp convention they will doubtless advocate the adoption of a resolution supporting the good roads movement A Russian dispaitch says that the czar has engaged a typewriter and re duced his body guard If the czarina understands her business the reduction of the body guard probably will not be continued long Pennsylvania reports that the value of farms in that State has doubled tsince 1S50 American agriculturists ought to be satisfied for the value of farms in England has declined nearly one half in the same period It is said that in case of great emer gency the United States could put 9500000 disciplined men in the field within three months Uncle Sam can afford to be patient with the mediaeval relics in Spain who have been stoning our consulates Herbert Spencer declares that so ciety is advancing to higher forms through the decline of militancy Tli philosopher does not explain why the decline is attended by such tremen dous preparations for fighting but this may be one of the favorable symptoms In view of the fact that the consump tion of the nameless little abominations that are smoked in lieu of pipes and cigars is several billions annually it is hardly a surprise to learn from Ken tucky that the largest tobacco planter in the world has failed A correspondent who has been look ing through the pine regions of Min nesoita asked a timberman what his or ders were Our orders said the fore man are to strip things clean The old world is indebted to similar instruc tions in the past for many of its waste and desert places The latest estimate of illiterates over fwrripm population This is a large number but as the proportion in 1S90 was 1 per cent the public schools of the country may be complimented on their solid growth in usefulness Greater New York will have an area of S59 square miles making it the largest American city and nearly three times the size of Philadelphia But London spreads over 6SS square miles The consolidation will advance New York to the position of the worlds sec ond city and as its rate of growth is nearly double that of London it should be the first before the end of the com in century A London critic calls attention to the fact that the Englishman has to de 1 pendfor dictionaries of his own native speech mainly on the labors of Ameri can scholars Several home made dic tionaries have a certain vogue in En gland but they are circumscribed and unsatisfactory and hence the -leading American works of that kind being more comprehensive and including rh established speech of the masses as well as the classes are widely used and relied upon over there This country gained its independence by revolution Students of history are aware that during the trouble Lord Cornwallis came over here and gave notice to the rebels that if they did not lay down their arms in eight days he would put them to fire and sword Cornwallis is dead He has been dead a long time and he will be dead a time longer His threat seems to have been xesurrected by Gen Weyler the Span ish officer lately arrived in Cuba It seems likely that the Cuban patriots will make him sick of the saying before he makes them all kick the bucket The militia of the country eligible for service according to the most recent tabulation are less than one seventh of the population This is quite a re duction in the proportion from colonial times In his memorable address be fore the Virginia House of Burgesses Patrick Henry said We are three millions of people one fifth fighting men But perhaps Patrick Henry was a better orator than statistician and he may have reckoned some as fighting men who would not have been so class ed under the rules now governing eli gibility for service However we have sufficient fighting material for all prac tical purposes What this country needs now is more peacemakers The difficulty of removing fish bones and similar obstructions impacted at the lower end of the oesophagus is well known One of the most simple effec tual remedies is to administer a pint of milk and forty minutes afterward an I snemmiir monev 3 emortic of sulphate of zinc The fluid easily passes the obstruction and is of course rapidly coagulated in the stom ach into a more or less solid mass which on being ejected forces She ob struction before it and so effects its removal This is doubtless an excel lent recipe in some respects but it is not a pleasant picture that of a man with a fish bone in his throat sitting around for three quarters of an hour waiting to be sick A leading American ornithologist says that some of our most desirable birds are threatened with extermina tion The common quail and milled grouse are becoming very scarce Wrens and bluebirds are driven from their old haunts by sparrows Terns are slaughtered by thousands for the millinery business and Florida is sim ilarly despoiled of its herons ibis peli cans and smaller -birds The wild pig- eon has disappeared Fashion at pres ent is the greatest enemy of bird life but collectors of eggs are also respon sible for great destruction Protection of ibirds must come through the educa tion of the people especially the rising generation and by protective legisla tion sustained by game wardens Thus far no State Legislature has given the subject the attention it deserves and must soon demand if the present rav ages continue The misfortune of David J Tucker of Ottawa County Kas is a warning to mankind It has a significant bear ing upon the sociological and political problems of the day which it would be folly to ignore We know little of David himself except that he is the husband of Lucinda Whether ho staid home and attended to the baby properly and washed the dishes with out breaking them it is impossible to say But David is heard of at last in an unenviable light as a transgres sor of the family laws and a victim of condign punishment He went to town with 32 in his pocket and a list of things to buy at the store David how ever in a moment of forgetfulness bought red white and blue chips with the 32 instead of spending it for thread and groceries The same chips quickly became the property of other sinful men and David went home with out money thread or groceries This next chapter is more terrible than the tears and reproaches familiar in other Stories of this character Lucinda fail ed to weep She seized David and bound him to a post in the barn Then she cowhided him and left him to think over his sins Kansas women were known toibe ambitious for power but a glimpse now has been given of the ex tent of their aspirations which is ap palling It may be all a mistake to suppose they wanted merely to vote and ihold the offices Or having suf fered reverses in this direction is it possible Mrs Tucker is the evange list of a new anti masculine crusade V If so where will it end Soon we may hear Kansas men are refused the right of going to the lodge without a chap eron and perhaps they will be placed on anatunvancai m -cents ner aav Bicvcter irmr typewriters will be prohibited under penalty of being tied to a post in th barn and cowhided Better a thousand times let the women have the offices than to drive them in desperation to such reprisals Lot the men of Kansas take heed that in fleeing from one evil they do not full afoul of a worse fate A Telltale Aureole A Boston newspaper the Post re ports some interesting revelations made not long ago a a meeting of per sons interested in psychical questions so called A woman announced as pos sessed of mysterious powers spiritual or other had consented to be present and something quite unusual was anti cipated One member of the company who be lieved in the old doctrine of trying the spirits went prepared to make some Investigations on his own account He carried with him some bits of phospho rescent paper which in the dark would shine with a light like the fireflys In due time the medium or what ever she was called presented herself and after the usual preliminaries re quested that the lights should be turn ed out This was done and at the same moment the investigator managed to drop upon her head several pieces of his phosphorescent paper These were visible of course to ev ery one except the performer herself Pretty soon the manifestations be gan A tambourine sounded in one corner of the room and strange to say the mediums shining head had moved over to that identical place The sounds moved about the room and the spots of light moved with them The spectators began to titter the medium discovered that something was amiss and the seance came to an abrupt conclusion To some people it seems a very inter esting psychical phenomenon that any one should suspect visitors from the spirit world of drumming on tambour ines Engine of Death Eugene Paul Brand has just submit ted a fearful weapon to the German Minister of War It puts all inventions in the sphere of death dealing instru ments in the shade The Brand contri vance is a gun which is not loaded with powder but with compressed gas A single charge will suffice for 2500 shots and volleys of fifty shots each can be fired in rapid succession This Brand new invention is one of the numerous t and improved methods of killing people that advanced civilization is now de manding His activity in destroying lives will doubtless win for him a mon ument Thomas told the mass meeting that he was a self made man Very noble of him to take the whole blame on him self wasnt it St Louis Mirror WERE KINGS OF THE BORDER Thrilling Episodes in the Lives of the James Boys Frank James the surviving brother of that brace of bandits known on the border as the James boys is a door r keeper in a St Louis theater lie is a free man After his dramatic sur render to Governor Crittenden of Mis souri Frank lameb never com untied another crime Those that were fkak james charged to him were not prosecuted too far Some people know why Not a court in Mis siuro before which he appeared ever passed sentence upon him although he was so accused that not a single virtue was credited as an offset to his charged crimes and accusations He was never captured although there were prices upon his baad in more States than one iVL vr - w4 ond by corporations that never could be swayed by appeal or influence This bandit only gave himself up when he was assured that his own terms would be accepted And then he rode to the boundary of the State capital of Mis souri tied his horse to a fence and in the company of one man who had the authority of the Governor he walked down the main street of the town to the mansion of the executive up the steps and into the office and there took off his belt and pistols and cartridges and spurs and sententiously said that he was tired That event is so recent that the newspaper readers of to day do not think it necessary to recall the date Frank and Jesse James stayed in Mis souri and Kansas and round about settling old scores and becomiig ter rors to travelers They went into AIRS SAMUELS MOTHER BOYS OF THE JAMES braska and robbed a bank They were chased out and rode across the State by night Frank had been wounded in the fight and was sick nearly unto death He could not sit on his horse Besides two horses in a flight are sometimes unhandy Jesse placed Frank in front his body hanging equal ly poised over the pommel of the sad dle Thus they rode by night hiding in the thickets or the grass by the day until they reached Missouri The price put upon the heads of the James boys by the State and by ex press companies and the tactics of the Pinkertons to capture them are still fresh history on the border The Governor of Missouri T T Crittenden law partner of Senator Cockrell now consul general to ever entrusted Mmself thus to the Fords has been a mystery to his friends Forbears Jesse James had never failed to wear his pistol where it was handy One day however he laid it aside in his cottage and stood upon a chair to brush the dust from a picture on the wall This trivial and womanly act in the life of a man who had helped to spread desolation and who had shot plundered and killed cost him his life The Fords had been watching for -their chance The big reward quickened their courage One of them shot and killed the bandit The Fords went to the telegraph office and sent a message to Governor Crit tenden claiming the reward for kill ins Jesse James The news of the assassi nation of a President could not have caused more excitement in Missouri although the feeling was of a different character The Fords were arrested and releas ed They got their reward One of them was killed in a dancehouse in Colorado later and the other died of 7i - jtinZ SSr a i - ss iy t nr s2gmZ i mm i rTKurifj - JWliruvaw c iSsMs rtvrir z S SV So THE RIDE FOR LIFE consumption The chase was over Frank James as explained in the be ginning of this article was surrender ed to the Governor of Missouri and when the Governor quit office and re sumed the practice of law Frank James was his messenger NEW YORKS CITY HALL Plans for a New Buildinp Adopted Despite the Lack of Funds The eleventh annual exhibition of the Architectural League of New York closed the other evening with an exhi bition of the prize plans made three years 1803 ago for the new city hall In the Legislature nassea an act creating a beard for the approval of designs for a new city hall on the site of the present one and appropriating 17000 to be distributed among the architects competing Seven thousand dollars was to be given to the architect submitting the best plan and the sum of 2000 was to be given to each of five others submitting what the committee believed to be the next best plans A year after the passage of the act appro pxiating the money the Legislature de cided that New York did not need a new municipal building in City Hall Park and the project was abandoned The agreement with the architects had to be kept however and six weeks ago the award for the prize plans was made The prize plan provides for a five story edifice with mansard roof and resem bles in general appearance any one of a dozen ibuildings throughout the coun try The structure would occupy all the space covered by the present city hall and make a horseshoe inside of which the present county courthouse would be hidden except from the Cham bers street side New York Journal Sne Reads to Save I study advertisements and I know where and when and how to purchase the household supplies My husband used to laugh at me for reading adver tisements so carefully and he has long since learned that I save many dollars every month says a writer in Woman kind I know of no better way to prac tice economy and do you know it is a wonder how soon you learn to detect the real from the false intuitively al most I do not think I have ever been taken in by an advertisement there is always something about the false ones that repels me You hear a good deal nowadays about the -practical pages of magazines and newspapers but for me the practical pages are those containing thebusiness announcements of reputable houses The housekeeper who takes advantage of these practical hints in those pages shows a great deal FIRST PRIZE DESIGN FOR THE NEW YORK CITY HALL Mexico offered a reward for the James boys dead or alive and the railroads offered 10000 There had traveled tvith the James boys two men known as the Ford brothers Their hands were is red as those of the Jameses but there was a feud between them about ihe division of booty The Fords went o live with Jesse James who under fin assumed name had rented a cottage In SV Joseph Mo Why Jesse James more common sense than does the one who tries to furnish a seven room C8t tage with a lot of soap boxes covered with denim worked in fancy stitch and to feed her growing family with never ending reminiscences of the meal that went before To the economical house keeper the advertisements are the most important part of any publication Most people buy a piano because it looks well to have one in the house VARIOUS FACTS ABOUT CUBA The State in Cuba does not support a single public library In 1804 Spain exacted from Criba taxes amounting to 20000000 Real estate in Havana has fallen to one half and one third of its value ten years ago In the last twenty eight years Spain has built only 139 kilometres of high roads in Cuba In 1891 350 Spanish officials were in dicted in Cuba for fraud but not one was punished Before the rebellion editors were banished from Cuba without the for mality of a trial Cuba has the right to dispose of 275 per cent of its revenues Spain attends to the other 9725 per cent In times of peace armed police have greyed at will upon the Cubans who aave had absolutely no redress Cuba has fifty four ports many of hem in a labyrinth of keys and sand bars but only nineteen lighthouses The sum of 90800 a year is assigned yearly from the treasury of Cuba to the minister of the colonies in Madrid In the Spanish parliament consist ing of 430 deputies Cuba never has i1 more tuan aix una nouuiiy only three members To become an electrician or an indus trial mechanical railroad or mining engineer the Cuban must go to a for eign country On 100 meters of cassimere im ported into Cuba there is a duty if the cioth is a Spanish product of 1547 if foreign 300 Spain pays bounties for sugar pro duced in its own land but levies a duty of G20 on each 100 kilograms of Cu ban sugar sent across the sea Before the present revolution Spain restricted the right of suffrage to 53 000 native Cubans out of a total popu lation of 1000000 a proportion of 3 per cent Although millions are wasted in sup porting a civil and military bureaucra cy in Cuba the appropriation for tne administration of justice never has reached 500000 It is common scandal that every Spanish official who goes to Cuba has an influential patron in the court ol Madrid for whose protection he pays systematically Spain allows Cuba only S1S2000 a year for public instruction and makes the University of Havana a source of profit to the state Even Hayti spends more than Cuba for the education of its people There is a Spanish tax in Cuba on the introduction of machinery used in the production of sugar a heavy tax on the railroads for transporting it a third tax called industrial duty and a fourth on exportation Interest on Cubas debt to Spain saddled on the island without its knowl edge imposes a burden of 979 on each inhabitant Not a cent of this debt of 100000000 has been spent in Cuba to advance the work of im provement and civilization In the municipal district of Guines two years ago with a population of 13000 only 500 of whom were Span iards and Canary Islanders the elec toral list contained the names of thirty-two native Cubans and 400 Span iards 025 per cent of the Cuban to SO per cent of the Spanish popula tion These are salaries paid by Cuba to some of its Spanish officials Govern or General 50000 in addition to a pal ace a country house servants coach es and a fund for secret expenses Di rector General of the Treasury 1S500 Archbishop of Santiago and Bishop of Havana 18000 each commander gen eral of the naval station 10392 Gen eral Legundo Cabo and President of the audienca 15000 each Governor of Havana and Secretary of the gen eral government S000 each All these officers also receive free lodgings and servants Flour of Bananas A great deal of attention has been drawn of late to the use of the banana as a source of flour or meal and though such an application is by no means new or the discovery modern it seems not at all unlikely that banana flour is an article that has a prospect of great development in the near future says the Philadelphia Record Wherever the banana or plantain thrives the fruits when dry are converted into meal and used for making cakes pud dings and for various other uses in cookery An effort is being made to establish a factory for the manufacture of banana meal As to the use of banana flour for brew ing purposes Mr Kahike one of the best known manufacturers of yeast in Germany writes in this connection Banana flour without doubt from its richness in starch and its good flavor is partially suitable for the manufac ture of yeast This flour is easily ren dered saccharine The yeast obtained by adding banana flour to the other in gredients has a good color all the re quisite properties of an excellent class of yeast and moreover keeps well The alcohol obtained from it leaves noth ing to be desired so that this flour may be introduced as an article of commerce and employed without any special prep aration Satisfactory experiments have also been made in some breweries where 20 per cent of malt has been replaced by the flakes and flour of ba nanas The flavor of beer was not al tered and the quantity of liquid was increased and the malt was replaced by a less expensive substance Experi ments are being made in which the pro portion of banana flour is increased Gaths Pullman Pass It takes a clever man with extra ordinary resources at command to ob tain a complimentary pass from a big Company Many curious requests for passe you can just bet he did There was not another word in the letter nothin about the pleasure a renewal would1 Still Room Tor Research What is this new substance that I hear so much about asked the emi nent scientists wife What new substance my dear The element in the air that has just been detected Oh that my dear he answered beaming over his spectacles with the good nature ot superior wisdom IS Known as argon Oh Yes its discovery is one of the most remarkable triumphs of the ae It has revolutionized some of the old theories or at least it will revolution- ize them before it gets through What is it Its er a did you say what i3 it I said that Well ahem you see we havent as yet discovered much about it except its name A Solid Basis Is your hatred of soap and water founded on any railroad basis or is it mere prejudice asked the sarcastic lady surveying Perry Patetic with con siderable interest On a good solid basis lady a good solid basis I had a forchin of 725 once and lost it all peddlin washin machines Cincinnati Enquirer Alas Alas Mrs Clubber Look at that new bonnet of Mrs Beamers lovely Old Clubber Yes it came within an ace of being yours Mrs Clubber How so Old Clubber despondently Beam ers held the other ace confound him Exchange She Wanted to Know Agnes Do they carry cattle on this ocean line ma Mamma No indeed the finest afloat -Exchange This is one of Agnes Well the peerage is for peers and why isnt the steera ge for JZ corporation nowadays without making y a direct and influential request for it George Alfred Townsend widely known as Gath the newspaper co-respondent seems to have been able to accomplish this feat however almost as easily as he would invent an epi gram or interview a talkative politi cian The story of how he did it is told bya young man who was formerly a s11 ographer in the offices of the Pullman entitling the holders to sleeping carV privileges of course came under -my observation when I was handling Mrtf Pullmans mail said he but among- them all I remember none that was particularly striking for its originality jfifr One day about New Years there eamcjg a certain letter addressed to Mr Pull- 4 man and marked personal which dttf being opened was found to contain nothing but an annual pass that had been used by George Alfred Townsend for the year just closed Having expir ed it was of course no longer of any value to the holder Before filing it away I discovered this message writ ten across the back in Gaths own hand Littlf ticket go again To the mighty chamberlain Who within his watchful keep Puts the modern world to sleep Did Gath get another annual Well A steers J JfcfM afford or any of that sort of thing but Mr Pullman seemed pleased with the conceit expressed by the rhyme and of course ordered a renewal forward ed without delay I suppose Gath first got acquainted with Mr Pullman through the mysteries of an interview and left an agreeable impression Like other close observers of men and events he has his moods and fancies his quaint conceits It was this dispo sition that led him to build a tomb at his Maryland home and inscribe on the door the long familiar private end- W ing of his dispatches to various papers 30 good night Gath Saved by a Life Chain There is a newly made hero down in the little post village of Sandy Hook Conn He is Stephen Keane a bright lad of 15 years old Stephen has been a valorous boy all his life but it was -not until last Monday that he became a real hero He and a party of his classmates from St Michaels parochial school at Sandy nook on that day went skating on Niantic mill pond In the party was Michael Keating a boy of 12 years Michael venturing where the ice was thin broke through and fell into the water Stephen Keane cried Form a life chain boys and well save Jittle Mike easy Lying flat face downward on the ice he directed one of the boys to lie down as he had and hold tightly onto his ankles The ankles of this one were in turn grasped by another lad and so on until a life chain of six brave boys was formed Keane wriggled Ms way earefully out on the thin ice Before him was poor Keating struggling for life Once he went down and still the first link of the life chain was crawling slow ly on the ice far away Down he went a second time Hold tight boys cried Keane Just as the drowning boy was dis appearing for the last time Keane seized his coat Crack went the ice and the first two links of the life chain were also in the icy water all the boys were dragged out the worse for a wetting When a crowd gathered about young Keane and showered praises on him for his forethought and pluck he only said I read in a newspaper how to do that trick and I thought Id try it New York AYorld IS iH V fc i N ti