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CORRESPONDENCE. STELLA Mrs Hurrol has recovered from 11 three W't'ks sickness with grip, and Is again able to attend Household duti- ■ Miss 1 la Id win .‘turned Friday ev ening from AU i"| his, where she ha i beep with the family of Frank Wolf. Mr and Mrs. A. .1. Curtis received the sad news Monday of the death of their little grandson, Dayton Teare at Alberta Canada. The par ents started at once with the re mains and will reach Stella Wednes day or Thursday. A family reunion was held at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Samuel Chism Sunday at which twenty-seven guests were present. Mrs. E. A Jennings of Salem and Mrs. Julia Ttlden of Chaplain, Out., visited last week with Mrs. A, J Baldwin and Mrs. (!. 1< Slocunt. <i. 1. Slocum, while repairing fence last week, had ttic misfortune to fall and sprain his knee. He has been bedfast part of the time since and Is now walking with the aid of two crutches. Frank Wolf and family left last week for Memphis, Neb., where they will make their future home. Mr. Wolf is engaged in the general nier c&ntilo business E. Wheeler and wife and their guests, Mr, and Mrs. A. L. Adams of Omaha were Falls City visitors1 Sunday afternoon. Dr. Cnlliaon has been in Falls City the past week at the home of his sister, Mrs. Houston, where ho luw jboen quite sick.. His many Stella friends are anxious to see him at Lis post of duty soon. Theodore Schultz, who has been visiting his parents at lirownville the past three weeks came home on Monday, and is again able to attend to his jewelry store. Miss Eva Fankell returned last week from Lincoln where she had been for several months in the em ploy of Miller and Paine. Charles Allor of Kansas City is visiting his parents, Mr. and Mrs. (i. F. Allor. Mrs, Will. Pritts is quite sick this week. Dr. Mure ha rd of Falls City was call ed hero Sunday to council with Dr. Montgomery in the case of Itlanch Smith. Mrs. Fred Stringfteld and son, Ken neth of Verdott came up last Wed nesday to celebrate the birthday of her moliter, Mrs. McCulough. The relatives of Alfred Shcllenbcr gor gave him a surprise party Sun day, the occasion being his birth day, there was about HO relatives present, having taken possession of his home while Mr. Shollenberger and wife were at church. The gues V took well filled baskets nad a sump tuous dinner was served. Mr. end Mrs. A. J. Maid win en tertnired at a family dinner party last Sunday in honor of Mrs. llald win’s sister, Mi Julia Tllden. Those present were Mrs. Tllden, Mrs. E. A. Jennings, Mr. and Mrs. Jess Shrimp ton and Miss Olive Tllden of Salem, end Mr. and Mrs. O. C. Jennings ami S. II. Dailey , and wife of Falls City, and Mrs. Q. L. Slocum of Stella. Mrs. M. M. Destine went to Omaha last week to visit her daughter, Mrs. Fred Wixon. Mr. lierstino went up and spent Sunday with them. Mrs. Fred Spivey and two daugh ters of University Place, are visit ing her mother, Mrs. Shollenberger, Clove Reedy of Wichita, Kansas is visiting his mot hey and sister, Mrs. Reedy and Mrs. J. F. Elchert. James Morris and wife were call twl to Lincoln Friday to care for their son Jess, who has the measles. Little Blanch Smith is very sick with bowel trouble. Miss Neva Cowel of Howe is \h iling her sister, Mrs. E. A. Kroh. J. K. Cain, Jr. spent last week in Lincoln. He was a guest at the llryan banquet while there. Max Keefer sold his restaurant to Mr. Boss of Douglas. Mr. Boss took possession at once and Mr. and Mrs. Keefer left for Weeping Water for a short visit and will then go to make their future homo in Florida. HUMBOLDT Mrs. Zelinka and daughters, Miss Emma and Mrs. Chris Reurstettn, left Tuesday for ldaha where the latter will make her home. The others expect to reman there during the summer months. Mrs. L. F. Marburgor bas been on the sick list this week. Miss Rose Wozab was detained from school this week on account ct sickness. Harold Davis and sister. Miss Mae ■tell came down from IJr.coin Fri day. Harold returned Sunday to resume his work in the state uni versity. J. K. Liggett came over from Paw wee City and spent Sunday with lioin folks. L. B. Mann attended to business In St. Joe Friday. Frank Mortz ami son, Harold, left Sunday for Phelpha County, Neb., where they will look after land in terests. in W F. Carver is looking after business in different points in Kan sas this week, Mias Laura Meyers returned to her home in Lincoln Wedne day after n visit to her friend, Miss Helen Smith. Rev. Robertson entertained the adult Bible class or the Christian church at his home Thursday even ing. Ralph Harness ami Miss Sarah Ba con drove over to Falls City in an I auto Saturday. Mrs. F. A. Hummel departed on Wednesday for a visit with her 1 daughter, Mrs, Arthur Jobson tit Montpelier, Idaho. Mesdanies Frank Butterfield and i Frank Snethen entertained a com ! puny of friends at six o'clock din ner Thursday. Chester Powers was a passenger to Lincoln Wednesday. Mrs. (leorge geabury and little daughter, Adelado of Kansas City | aro guests of relatives in Humboldt j Ibis Week. MIrb Kitii Davis attended a play given by the senior class of tho Pawnee high school Friday evening. Miss Caroline McCready spent last Sunday in Pawnee City, Rose linizda visited with friends in Table Rock the lather part of the week. Hen Creed, wife and little son were passengers to Pawnee City on Wednesday. Preston (list has been a victim of the chicken pox tho past week. Myron Woods of Pawnee City at tended to business in Humboldt the latter part of tho week. Mrs. S. M. Philpot returned the latter part of tho week from a visit with friends In St. .Toe. Mrs. A. It. Kovanda of Table Rook was a guest of friends in Humboldt the first of the week. Ray Linn and wife of Cheyenne. Wyoming returned to this city tho first of tlie week after visiting wit'li friends at Dawson and other points. Rev. K. J. t'ardy returned the last of the week from Villisca, Iowa wh<>re he had gone to meet his mother and accompany her to this city. DARADA .1. S. Spickler of Council Bluffs spent several days last week at the j home of his son, D. K Spickler. The little daughter of Conrad lluchholz while coasting down hill last Thursday fell and broke both hones of her arm, midway between , tho wrist and elbow. Dr. Andrews j was called and she is doing nicely'. W. F. Butler ami daughter, Lela were in St. Joseph Tuesday on'busi ness. Miss Lela bought her spring and summer millinery while there. J. A. Martin and wife went down to St. Joe Tuesday to attend the photographers convention. They re , turned on Thursday. Jesse Dunn bad charge of the post office during their absence. Mr. and Mrs. Q W. Frazee were guests at tho home of William Boll man on Sunday. J. T. Sailors and R. H. Boatman1 with their wives drove to Verdon on Thursday to help their father end grandfather, W. M. Boatman cel ebrate his birthday anniversary. Mrs. 11. S. Andrews is quite ill with grip. R. J. Dunn and son were in west ern Kansas tho first of tho week where they are interested in real estate. Mrs, K. II. l'unn and children of j ihis place spent the week with her : parents, Mr. and Mrs, C. II. Martin on the farm. Tli«i pupils of this section of the county were taking tiie eighth grade ! < xamination under the direction of Miss Hansen on Thursday and Friday | Chris Madowse is ill with the grip. A very interesting program is be ing prepared to be given at live Evangelical church Monday evening, April :!rd. There are recitations to i he given bv ten young ladies in two I "roups of five. They are all on I temperance topics and are in the nature of a contest in each group of five. A beautiful Demorest sil ver modal will be given to the suc cessful contestant in each group. All are invited. John Whittle mot with a painful accident last week while working wit a disk. He split his finger through the nail and almost to the bone. Ho immediately called a surgeon and had the member dressed. I)r. Andrews reports Mrs. Otto Hershberger as very ill with typhoid | pneumonia. W. A. Cox and wife returned on | Tuesday from Tekamah, where they went to attend the silver wedding of their cousin, Win. Johnson and wife, Judd Brown of St. Heroin, who was so severely injured some months ago by an explosion of dynamite was in town one day last week walking with Ihe aid of a cane. ' Mrs. R. J. Dunn was in St. Joe last wc ek for the purpose of i hoos ing her spring and summer mil linery. I»r. Van Osdel reports a big baby hoy ai the home of John Sehulen Lerg and wife, born March 22. Miss Dodds spent Saturday with home folks near Kails City. A number of o ir town people drove cut. to the Lutheran church Sunday to nil >nd confirmation services. Miss Alta Slagle of Hubbell.Neb., is visiting at tin home of her uncle, W. E. Slagle. RULO Mrs. Will Harding and family of Salem, spent last week with Rulo rel atives. Mrs. Addle Howker returned to her koine Monday after spending several months with her sister, Mrs. Thomas l Itimb at Falls City. John Aikmun came down from Uni versity Place, Friday to spend few weeks with Ids mother. Tallnit Hinkle was a business visit er in St. Joseph Thursday. Mis. Pierce and son Dolpli were Falls City visitors Monday. Oscar Leese of Forteseue visited In Rulo with relatives last week. Floyd Long came over from Kan as last Friday to \ isit his grand mother. Mr. and Mrs. Phil Horan and little son spent Sunday with relatives in the country. Mrs. James Osborne and son Merrill visited with relatives in Dorchester several days last week. D. 13. Lyman of Wymorc was a Rulo visitor Wednesday. W. A. True spent Sunday with rel atives at Salem. Saturday while returning from Kan sas the buggy In which Cecil, Katie and Florence Kanaly were riding was run into by a automobile, upsetting tho buggy, whit li was slightly dam aged, also breaking the harness. The girls were slightly bruised and shaken up, hut were lucky to es cape with no more serious injuries. Friday being John Aiknian’s birth day, about forty of his young friends vc ip invited to spend the evening, and help celebrate in a proper man ner. The evening was pleasantly spent with various games and con versation lie ieceived a number of nice presents. A delicious two course lunch was served, and at a late I cur the mory company sep arated after wishing John many hap py returns of the day. Mrs. Otis came from Glcnwood, la. last week to visit with Itulo relatives. 'I'. J. Oliver of Falls City preach ed in the M. F. church Sunday at this place in the absence of Rev. J. L. Plttock Anna Dorste came down from Uni versity Place to spend her vacation with home folks. Mesdames W. J. and S. W. Cun ningham with their little daughters were St. Joe visitors Friday. Clara Aikman and llessie Ander son drove in from the country Friday evening to visit with home folks over Sunday. Thomas Wintorbottoin of White Cloud has taken charge of ids late father’s hardware store, and will continue the business at the old stand. Green Goolsby and son .Tack were visitors to Missouri Sunday. Tlio Gilbert sale Wednesday was attended by rather a small sized crowd, as the fine weather kept most cf the farmers at their spring work, but most of the stuff was sold at good prices. Harry Fry of St. Joseph is spend ing tiie week with Frank Bingham’s family. Si Bunker of Fortescuo was a Uulo visitor Thursday. John Dunn and son Robert were '•'alls City visitors Saturday. Mrs. Etta Gilbert returned Tues day night front a visit with iter dnu Phter at Vermillion, S. D. last week where he will farm this season. George Hopkins was an Atchison passenger Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. John Kanaiy were St. Joseph visitors the first of the week. F. E. Kulp of Wymore was a Uulo visitor Wednesday. August Johnson spent Sunday with ltia family at Nebraska City. J. A. Osborne left Friday night for a visit with relatives at Lincoln and other points. GLOBE SIGHTS, Ducks and dollars are never as plentiful as reported. The sympathy plea often runs the busy bee a close race. The word “honeymoon" doesn’t spoil much to an elderly man. A man who has a hobby thinks tha i every man ought to have one. The important questions aren’t the ones that stir up the dirty rows. Do your duty without fear or favor, and become known as a knocker. It is a reasonably safe bet that the devil isn’t leading ail the people who follow him around. You can’t always be sure that a man is innocent simply because he hasn't been convicted. A womab believes a man is a When a man deserves both far rels and gets them, he shouldn’t try to convince the public he is a mar tyr. What has become of the old-fash ioned party who argued that no pitch er could throw a “curve ball?” Does a city ever get so big that the liusittesa men are not expected to "pony up" several times every year? Supper, ns a rule, is more effect ive titan sin in making a man lie brute unless he Is greatly interested in children and sweet peas. A man who buyo a diamond en gagement ring on the installment plan is in too much of a hurry. A mother’s notion of an ideal daughter is one wtio thinks more of tier mother than she does of the boys. awake nights viewing the Past with regret. They are still letting the woman do the work: machinery 1ms helped the farmer more than it has helped his wife. A good many men have fooled themselves when they thought they could fool the public and make money at it. Some country towns are so dull that a baptism in the nearby creek is counted something of a sporting event. Your friends may not help you very much hut they doubtless I amount to more than a recount in that particular. The average woman is wholly un able to understand why a train should leave at 3:58 instead of ex actly at 4 o’clock. Although it may be true that money cannot win love, it seems to be able to try-out a large line of samples in that line. The Lancaster Literary society will shortly debate the question: Should a man who has made a success in politics he known as a business man?' if ail the young men who went J west to make fortunes would stay there, the railroads would have a gi ml d< al less trouble with the tramp problem. Daughters education is frequently acquired in a manner which doesn’t give her much of a show to accumu late a little common sense along with it. While the incubator has its faults, being no good for laying purposes, you don't have to pour cold water on it, or lock it up, to make it quit setting. A man who bus a notion to order an automobile, is very modest, but he gets over it when the car ar lives and he begins to enlarge on i its superior merits. Adam was the first bum sport, but (hero have been a good many men like him since,giving to blaming their trouble on the women after they were found out. Every married man knows that the millinery opening and house cleaning come in the spring, although many are too busy to keep tab on the violet and bluebird. It is much easier to take a man’s word for it than to wait for a dem onstration, and in certain in stances, like public speaking, the first way is more satisfactory. When a preacher, in explaining a point, says Matthew 5:6, it is the same aa when a writer uses a French sentence to illustrate his meaning: no one understands it. No man was ever so busy lie forgot when payday came. Do things, and let someone else | talk them over. Tho first robin has more enter-, prise tiian sense. Some liars are so persistent, they fool themselves. Looking for a location is often j just an excuse for a bum. Some men are so smart that they j can even sell an old typewriter. It takes a good deal longer to quit a bad habit than it does to j learn it. Many men, who consider them As a geneial rule, about the slow est system of landing a good job is to wait to be appointed to it. , If a woman brvs another woman is I pretty, she is almost sure to add: “Hut she hasn't a bit of sense.” solves as martyrs, are merely chumps Among the other popular fictions. i there is that story about the cheap er cuts of meat. You can't prove that you are a friend of a man simply by being too familiar with him. People are so contrary they prob ably would take less quinine if it didn’t taste so bad. Post card philosophy: “If you do not want to be criticised, say nothing, do nothing and be nothing. That theory that time flies didn't originate with a hungry man waiting for the dinner horn to blow. This would be a lovely world if men were as patient in oilier things as they are in waiting for fish to bite. If you must waste your time, don’t waste it in argument to double tho waste and make it disagreeable. A man doesn't have to go hack to his old home town and tell the peo ple he made good; if he really did, enough folks from back home will come to visii him to carry back the glad tiding!. Next to mining stock, the patent right probably is about the flimsiest foundation on which to build your hopes. When a woman says she is get ting too old to attend dances her feelings are hurt if she is not con tradict) d. What has become of ' the old fashioned men whose Vermont kin sent him a consignment of real maple sugar? After a boy grows up. he begins to be grateful because, as a boy, l e lacked the nerve to run awaay with a circus; every boy has been tempted, A man who bolds a job a long time in one place might possibly do better elsewhere, but lie isn’t the cm- who makes that possibility his principal topic of conversation. An Atchison girl, who married an out of town man, has come back. Her husband told lier lie had a bunga low waiting for her. but the bungo low proved to be a shanty. Although it is not recorded that any of them ever tried it, it is our theory that a politician could make a good many votes by liminiting his speech to fifteen minutes. A boy’s idea of a good time differs a good deal from the notion of an old man about similar matters. And the old man has a way of seeming wonderfully virtuous because he does not indulge in a lot of foolishness which no longer appeals to him. The dentists ought to double their prices during the spring oinion sea son. Everyone over estimates the value of relics. Every man, however, would use th veto power a good deal, if he had it. It is generally said of a really pret ty girl that she has a terrible tem per. Nothing is as easy as it seems to the merchant who is sending a sol icitor out. Eggs are cheap enough, what the ultimate consumer is crying for is a hen which will also lay bacon. Whenever you have to put up money to save an investment it gen-| erally means (hat you will loose it. I Regardless of popular tradition and. ilio funny papers, a goat isn’t near ly as dangerous a beast as the dog. When a man wears an overcoat ! while th ' thermometer registers 60, he is a victim cf habit or ill health, i Parents worry too much about ! choosing ' Lirjr boy's life work, since the boy v.. ally selects it for him s-*!' reputation for wisdom with the fact that he got married so often. Perhaps you have noticed that married men and single men r.r; about equally eager to share a seat in a car with a pretty girl. A young man who has been polish ing up on love-making forgets the art as soon as he gets married—if he is a respectable husband. No man lias ever been able to make a match or a toothpick take the place of a cigar; cigarettes are about the only cure for the tobacco habit. What has become of the old-fash ioned person whose idea of modesty was a refer to a bull as a. gentleman. With the average recreant if it wasn't whiskey it would be somethin else. It doesn’t pay as a general rule to make children and collars work overtime. A good many men continue to con sider a bet an unanswerable argu ment. Quarreling will spoil a good appe tite quicker than anything else in the world. Anarchy isn’t very well organized hut it seems to be a good deal like war in oilier respets. Every woman thinks there is some man in the world who couldn't get along without her. Someone must prove to us that the second hundred dollars comes any easier than the first. Every man likes to use that old ex pression that he never forgives an injury or forgets a friend. Men laugh at boys quarreling over marbles, but men fuss about more foolish things than marbles. It so often happens that the man who is least entitled to sympathy from his wife, gets the most from that source. If a woman wears shoes smaller than number threes, you can learn that fact by talking with her long enough. You may have observed that the modesty of the first violet isn't us ually reflected by the party who lo cates it. Older men are so forgetful, they would like to know why a young man wants to shave before his beard be gins to grow. It is generally believed that a man with whiskers wastes more time play ing with them than it takes a smooth-faced man to shave. If a Kansas town has less than ten thousand population a beer ad vertisement in a telephone directory is liable to start a riot. If a man’s little children should ( disappear, lie wouldn’t have much difficulty in identifying them by the finger prints on his collar. A man who do ‘s what he thinks Is right i> verj seldom the most popu lar man in ills line of work, and . this is particularly true if he hap | tens to engage in politics. About lhi> only hunting story which Isn’t generally disputed is a man’s claim that he killed five skunks; the i videm e would seem to substantiate him if he said ten. if equal suffrage wins, and tlie wo men spend as much time at voting as tin y spend at picking out dress good the elections will run into each oth er and all of the election t lerks will * omixiit suicide. , When a woman starts in to en amel tiie furniture and varnish the floor, sic usually thinks she has any Journeyman painter beaten a block, but she usually gets over that con ceit before she finishes the job. Mrs. W. L. Stevenson returned home today in Nebraska City where she will stop over and visit her par ents, Mr. and Mrs. John Pfann. Mrs. Claude Yocam is visiting her mother in Itulo for a few days. Mark Williamson spent Sunday in Humboldt witli his mother and sister returning to Falls City Monday morn ing. Mrs. Frank Spaulding went to At chison today to visit with friends and relatives for awhile. No man should begin wearing his hat around the house until he needs to resort to something like that to keep his head warm. NEWS FROM R. R YARDS ITEMS OF INTEREST TO TRIB UNE READERS As They Were Told By Our Regu lar Correspondent At The Division Grounds F\ E. Pierce, fireman, lias takeu the run on 193. The regular Re; Rail runs are now being made. Henry Windle went to Auburn on Tuesday to visit with liis wife and family. Mr. Rucker returned to liis lioiuj in Denver the first of the week. Fireman Phillips went to Auburn yesterday to get liis blushing bride. The boys wish him success and ex pect him to "set ’em up” when he returns to this city. T. L. Chandler returned to Falls. City to take a job as hostler. Sunday evening about 0:05, the cylinder head of the dynamo of the plant at the round house blew out and the yards are now in darknes* again? There were two Greeks pres rut when the explosion occurred and they were very badly frightened al though not seriously hurt. Four Greeks were laid off Tuesday night. Next week it is thought that work i n the new engine dispatchers of fice will be commenced. A. De l’arnard, Supt. of the Omaha. Division was in town Tuesday. The crown of the smoke stack Is being placed this week. It will soon be done. Tin- Westinghouse company laid off thirty-three men Monday. The lucky ci unlucky thirty-tnree included all the negroes but one. When the wind blew so hard on Tuesday it blew a saw and a spirit level from the top of the smoke stack. The saw being flat sailed over the tool and supply shop and landed on ■lit' platform of the shop. The level was somewhat damaged. YOU ARE READING THIS AD.-OTHERS WILL READ YOURS ^JOST everybody reads the ads. in this paper. They furnish as much news to the man in town and on the farm as the personals, and often more. «J Peter Smith’s wife wants a new hat. Smith sees by the paper that Jones is sell ing hats at so much. John son’s store ad. is missing from the paper—Johnson’s trying a non-advertising policy. RESULT—Jones gets Smith’s money Smith’s wife gets her hat. j