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GLOBEJIGHTS
Most hustlers are short winded.
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If you just talk to be talking you
won’t say much.
Nearly every man has enough vests
and hair brushes.
No one will appreciate your joke
as much as you will.
A small boy isn't generally consid
ered cute unless he is mean.
Did you ever know of a bore who
was told that he was a bore?
When your feet are tired, you are
pretty apt to be tired all over.
And sometimes a son thinks he
knows just because his father knows.
The only way some men can attract
attention is by getting a tiueer hair
cut.
Considering the way he lives, a
tramp pays a pretty high price for
leisure.
•lust because you don't see it the
first time you leek, is no reason ii
isn't in the paper.
A woman's idea of a great triumph
for her sex is ‘when an old bachelor
gets married.
A comfortable shoe never looks as
proud as it should over such an
accomplishment.
This country needs better spellers 1
good deal more than it needs more
amateur piano players.
It is every married man's opinion
that the hair receiver doesn’t attend
to business as it should.
It may help you to be agreeable
when you remember how well the
clairvoyants make it pay.
It doesn’t take a mechanical genius
to make an instrument of torture out
of a musical instrument.
A man who has had several wives
usually gets along all right while be
ing cross examined in court.
Although a good many people keep
cats, the sale of mechanical mouse
traps is constantly increasing.
When a man commences to say he
wouldn’t have an automobile as a gift
lie is almost ready to buy one.
You may have observed that the
man who says the truth hurts no one,
is apt to lie about other things.
Woman's idea of self control is to
1," able to receive a telegram with
out throwing a fit before opening it.
Men are like steamship .companies
in favoring five meals a day until
their stomach hit the toboggan.
It takes a man almost as long to
properly color a ineerchaum pipe as
it does to improperly color his nose.
If you expect your garden to come
up to seed catalogue advance notices,
you have entirely too much hope.
If a man is very sick, you can't
comfort him by telling how bad he
looks, but if he is just “grunting,”
you can.
The Lancaster Literary society will
soon take up this question: Which is
the worst: foolish talk or silly
clothes?
You may flatter a woman who ha
never been in the Far East, by tell
ing her she is of the Oriental type of
beauty.
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It is said of a good many men:
“He talks so much that he can’t help
saying something bright once in a
while.
The
Tribune’s
Big
Circulation
Contest
Closes
APRIL 15th
All votes must be in by
9 p. m.
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THE TRIBUNE CIRCULATION CONTEST
The Contestant Who Has the Largest Number of
Votes at the Close of the Contest Will Be Award
ed a Six-Hundred and Fifty Dollar Automobile
The Church, Lodge, School or Organization Hav
ing the Largest Number of Votes Will Be Award
ed a Three Hundred and Fifty Dollar Piano.
A Fifty Dollar Gold Watch and a Thirty Seven and a
Half Dollar Diamond Ring Will Be Awarded to the
Leaders of the Different Districts.
CAPITAL PRIZE-RUNABOUT AUTOMOBILE
FOR THE CONTESTANT
Who Stands Highest at the End of the Contest
A $350.00 Piano to One of These
M. W. A. Lodge, VerJon.560,500
Zion Church.346,850
Christian Sunday School class, No. 9.119,900
Maple Grove Church .118, 500
DISTRICT NO. I
At Least One Gold Watch and One Diamond Ring
Will Go to This District
Helen Baldwin, Falls City .i79>75°
Charles Whitaker, Falls City.119,900
C. E. Holland, Falls City. 36,950
Ida Neitzel, Preston. 10,500
DISTRICT NO. 2
At Least One Gold Watch and One Diamond Ring
Will Go to This District
Rev. A. Essley, Ohi '. 90,500
W. M. Tyner, Salem. 81,700
DISTRICT NO. 3
At [.cast One Gold Watch and One Diamond Rin«;
Will Go to (his District
C. C. Sailors Verdon. JS.v/S0
Alice Price, Dawson.142,400
DISTRICT NO. 4
At Least“One Gold Watch and One Diamod *Rinj»
Will Go to This District
II. I'. Wittwer, Nemaha.240,150
Claude M. Linn Jr., Humboldt.59,000
J. O. Shrover, Humboldt.8,350
Contest Closes 9 p. m.
April 15th
Gorgeous Ceremonies Attended the
Mexico Function.
DIAZ SEEMS IN GOOD HEALTH
This is the First Time in the Nation's
History That a Ministry Has
Been Pledged to
Reform.
Mexico City, Mar. 2!1.—In the roy
ally ornate hall of Ambassadors in
the National Palace, members of the
new cabinet were sworn in at noon
An aisle way was formed by a double
row of high military officers in gorge
ous cermonial uniforms. At one end
stood President Diaz and a subseere
tary. The latter administered the
oath of office.
Escorted by two generals each
minister was ushered into the furthei
end of the military peristyle areway
and advancing, bowed formally three
times, the last Genu Ruction bringing
hirn face to face with the battleshit
prowlike countenance of the presl
dent. At the conclusion of the oath
the ministers would say: ‘‘I protest
that 1 will do my duty” and the
president replied to each, "If you
do the people will approve; if you
do not, the people will oondemn.”
The President Vigorous.
Gen. Diaz, looking not over 60,
spoke in a firm, distinct voice and
gazed fixedly, with impassive face at
eacn minister.
Immediately after tho ceremony
the ministers went to their respective
offices and began their duties.
A noticeable incident was tho pres
ence of the Americans and not a
word or look conveyed any resent
ment or hostility. Extreme polite
ness was evident. The president's
face was entirely free from any
wrinkle of anxiety and appeared ex
actly as potently serene as when
seen a year ago.
Physically ho looked his ability tel
put any three men in the room over
his shoulder.
People Not Excited.
There was no sign of excitement
among the people. All who could
gain admittance to the hall, crowded
in and several hundred stood quietly
iu front of the palace during the
ceremony.
This is the first time in Mexico’s
history of the induction of a cabinet
pledged to radical reforms demanded
by both the peaceful citizens and a
large number of revolters.
Senor Limantour was present but
was not sworn as his resignation had
not been accepted. When he entered
the hall there was a rubbering and
whispering showing his possession ol
the center of the stage. Limantour
has become notable in the American
fashion and shops advertiso Liman
tour cigars,Limantour collars, Liman
tour shirts and Limantour more inti
mate and bashful garments. It is
evident that in his cameo-like head
he earriees either the renassance or
the ruin of Mexico.
Corroboration of Cen. Diaz’s inten
tion to quit as soon as he can do so
without appearing to act under com
pulsion was received from a friend
who quotes the president as saying
to him that as soon as the reform
program is instituted and the objec
tionable governors changed, he will
resign ana go to luuropo.
Evidences of tho administrations
good faith In the promised changes
is found of tho assured truth in
tho rumor that Gov. Ladi of this
province will soon resign and he suc
ceeded by Gen. Fernandes. Tho lat
ter is a pronounced adherent of G«u.
Keyos, which shows to what extremes
tho government is ready to go to sat
Isfy public opinion.
Vice-President Corral is to sail for
Europe on April 12. Paris will soon
bo a center of Mexican dignatarles.
Tho situation is stlil very promis
ing and the volcana wo are sitting
on keeps quite respectably quiet
though it grunts once In a while.
Chiloueo’s New Head Ceosen.
Arkansas City, Kan , Mar. 23.—Ed
gar A. AJlen, supervisor of Indian
schools in Oklahoma, was chosen to
succood John It. Wise as superinten
dent of tho Chilocco Indian school
near here. Mr. Wise was clioson su
perintendent of tho Haskell Indian
school at Lawrence, Kan.
KUSS.A NOT YET SATISFIED
The Chinese Reply Will, It Is Believ
ed, Only Temporarily Satisfy
the Czar's Demands.
Pekin, China, Mar. 27 The Chi
tvese reply to the Russian till in <t.un
demanding acquiescence not laiui
than loday in the demands set torti
in the itussian note of February 10
has been delivered, according to an
nouucemeut by tho foreign board.
It Is a lengthy document explaining
and Justifying tho previous answer*
of China to tho representations from
St. Petersbur, and thero It no doubi
tl’.at it makes further concessions
The Itussian legation bollevod that
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me i,nine.se now wouiu terminate tn«
Incident rogardlng Russian consuls*
and commercial privileges in Mon
golia temporarily; but the Chinese
having discovered that Russia is re
luctant to move Its troops, will rec
omtneml soon, It Is believed here, a
policy of obstruction toward Russian*
in yie interior. Accordingly, it ia
believed that the whole Issue will b*
only aggravated by tin* Infest ex
changes.
RUSSIA WANTS DIRtCI RtrLi
Is Upon the Point of Addressing to
China an Ultimatum Fixing
a Date.
St. Petersburg, Mar. 25.—Russia is
on tlio point of addressing to China
an ultimatum fixing a dale for entire
satisfaction of her demands.
The Chinese’s replica to Russia's
suocnsslvo notes dealing with tho de
mands, of Russia in Mongolia have
been described by tho Chinese govern
ment as conciliatory, but tho text In
each caso has been unsatisfactory to
Russia, because it has evaded (he
points at Issue.
The last Chinese note received by
the Russian government consents to
tho estubHshmeut of a dousuiate at
Kobdo. whereas Russia actually de
manded Its location at Sharasumo, to
which place tho Chinese transferred
the administrative sent of tlie dis
trlct. The Chinese reply also attempts
to limit Russia’s rights in lrude to
articles of foreign origin, whereas the
treaty specifies that Russia's right ex
tends to merchandise of any origin
and coming from any country.
Post card philosophy: Uccause you
find cheap don’t give youself away.
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