COMESPONDANCE HUMBOLDT Lillith Waggener and Wana Zim merman were visiters in Fails City Saturday. Prof Hoff accompanied by the Higl' School debating team returned from V yinore Saturday. L. F. Marburger was detained from the store the last of the week by an attack of the grip. Florence, the little six year old daughter, and only child of Ray E. Linn and wife, died at the home of her parents in Cheyenne, Wyoming, Her death was due to a complica tion of measles and pneumonia. Mr. Linn and wife are former residents of this city. The body of their little one was brought here Sunday and funeral services held at the residence of C. M. Linn, conducted by Rev. Bert Wilson of Lincoln, a friend and former pastor of the bereaved p nr ents. The little body was laid to rest in the city cemetery. Harry Hollinsworth and wife of Lit coin arrived Sunday to attend the fu neral of Florence Linn. Nina Snow came up from Dawson Saturday and remained over Sunday. George Chinaloveck of Falls City spent Sunday with Humboldt friends. Gene llovvol and family moved this week to Pawnee County where they have rented a farm belonging to 1. E. Smith. Christ Rist consigned cattle-to St. Joseph markets Monday. Miss Laura Waller came up from Dawson Wednesday for a visit with relatives. Mrs. A. G. Warner and sister, Miss Helen Wilson arrived here Wednes day from Benedict. The Linger Longer club met with Mrs. S. M. Philpot Wednesday after noon. Oleta Youugman won first place in the declamatory contest and will represent the school at the Nebras ka City contest. Mesdames James Atwood, H. E. Boyd, W. Bahl and Horace Bement entertained the Presbyterian ken sington at the church parlors Tues day. Earl Butterfield and wife left Friday for Garden City, Kansas and will make that place their future home. , Win. Fellers of Table Rock was a guest of relatives in this city on Saturday. Lewis Edwards of Falls City was a business visitor in this city the last of the week. Clyde Butler and wife left Friday for Kansas where they will make their home. H. P. Marble and wife returned to this city Friday after an absence of several mouths at the Santee Indian agency. J. K. Liggett came over from Paw nee City Saturday. He was accom panied on his return Sunday by Mrs. Liggett. Herb Borland was on the sick list Mrs. E. A. Litchfield is under Mrs. E. A. Litchfield as under the doctor’s care this week. Rev. J. K. Cardy and Horace Be ment attended services at the Pres byterian church in ■ Pawnee City on Sunday evening. Mrs. N. C. Campbell leftThursday for Denver to visit her brother,Court land Fellers, who died before she reached his bedside. Tom Mann, who is employed by tli B. and M. at Table Rook spent Sun day in this city. H. E. Boyd was numbered with the sick several days last week. Frances Willard Memorial ser vices were held at the M. E. church Sunday evening. The Methodist Circle met with Mrs. It. E. Watzko Thursday after noon. Bert Marshall and wife arrived at this place from McCook for a visit with the former’s father, Frank Marshall and family. Frank Porak, Sr., and wife and son, R. P. O. Porak and wife visited with friends in DuBois Wednesday. BARADA J. W. Warre arrived from Far ragut, Iowa on Tuesday evening any is now established in liis barber shop in the Martin building. The C. E. Society held the second of the series of College socials at the home of the president, Mrs. J. A. Martin on Friday evening. While the entrance examinations were rather difficult none failed entirely and even the Freshmen were not dis heartened when they found Miss Han sen among their number. Richard Slagle returned from Hub bell on Saturday. Mrs. Emery M. Howe came in from Brownville Friday evening to join her husband and visit relatives here. Mr. ltoascli hurt one of his limbs last Sunday which resulted in a se vere laceration of the ligaments of the ankle joint. 'After a careful ex amination it was discovered that one of the bones near the ankle had been cracked. I)r. Reneker, wife and baby were guests at the home of Jacob Peters Sunday. Mrs. II. II. Woodring and daughter Priscilla were guests of Barada rel atives and friends Sunday. Chris Bleiholder was in Barada Fri day to have his hand treated for blood poisoning, the result of a wire scratch. Jesse Cox was down from Peru and spent a few days at home. Misses Ella and Louise Kuhlman, Lulu Laukemper and Emma Duer feldt took the teachers examination in Falls City last week. LIzie Buchholz is nursing a brok en finger, the result of Basket hall. Her friends are sorry for they miss her music as she is the pianoist. S. S. Orr of Sidney, Iowa was in town over Sunday. Ho preached at Bethel church Saturday and Sunday. Mrs. Lola Bridgeman fell Monday spraining both ankles severely and was unable to he on her feet for several days. Dr. S. A. VanOsdel was in Kansas City several days last week attending a physicians convention. Harry Hendricks is visiting rela tives at Gilliam. Mo. The five year old son of Otto Hers berger, who was threatened with typhoid fever is improving nicely. .1. F. Sailors was a visitor in Falls City Monday. P. D. Gushard was up from Falls City Monday. Mrs. R. M. Williamson was in Falls City for a few days the first of the week, being called there by the death of her cousin, Samuel Edgar. L. H. Moreliead and wife wrere in Falls City on Saturday. The baby daughter of Charles Halt is quite ill. Preaching at Evangelical church on Sunday morning. Don’t fail to hear the well known temperance lecture on March 30 at the Christian church and on March 31 at the Evangelical church. Spec ial music, etc., in connection with the lecture. — Surprising how many people stand ready to help you when you don’t need help. A lot of persons aro convicted on circumstantial evidence without go ing into court. Persons seeking some light form of exercise are advised to run ou the prohibition ticket. People always welcome the breakin up of a hard winter and the basket hall season. It .is about as safe to roast a '.voman’s church in Iter presence as to slam her favorite poet. An election isn’t exciting unless there is abuse. New blood doesn’t do as much for a town as new money. Those who have competition don’t consider it the life of trade. People are such hypocrites that any motion to make it unanimous will carry. It can bo said of women that she doesn't use a can.: unless she is lame. Pitching base ball isn't the only field of endeavor where good control is needed. it is every man’s private belief thal his wife wouldn’t clean house so of ten if she thought lie enjoyed it. The man who smokes without smoking too much doesn’t get much satisfaction out of the habit. If a negro had the making of the immigration laws lie probably would begin by shutting out the Greeks. The only time a boy’s personal ap pearance attracts attention is the first time ho appears in long pants. When a man likes cove opsters* bettor than fresh opstors, he is apt to have poor taste in other matters. Don't try to judge a man’s batting average by the dope he gives out be fore the spring election begins. Some women’s idea of an unpar donable offense is for their husbands to sit in a chair tilted back against the wall. mulgate the Spencerian system, . A lone bandid is usually described as a small man, probably b«\aus» his victims compare him with th< apparent size of tile gun lie flour ishes. There are few men as important as a traveling man seems to the small town hoy who gazes in awe at the knights of the grip gathered in front, of the Commercial hotel. You can learn to like garlic, just as you can learn to like beer, but neither course of instruction is in tended to add greatly to your stand ing in tlie estimation of tho neigh bors. Is there any such thing as an un prejudiced opinion? And we agree with you pretty well on that, too. What has become of the old-fash ioned hoy who used his father’s old sack coat for an overcoat? Some men are a long time getting anywhere, no matter where. Actors arc like other people in this ro. pectt Most of them bolievo they could have made more money in s om other line. Once in a while you will find a wo man who gets in sly digs at the husband by praising the good qualit ies of her son-in-law. Examination day in school is a bad time to attempt to convince a boy that he is apt to have worse troubles in liis after life. It is with some difficulty that a busy man refrains from screaming when he hears of a college boy com ing home lo “rest up." Very few women succeed in lifting the mortgage from the Old Iiom by learning to produce a superior ar ticle in hand painted china. When some women begin gett nc ready to bake a cake they make as much clatter as a junk dealer dump ing out a lot of old iron. We claim to be different from oihe men in this respect: Fashions in women’s clothes don’t worry us any, if the women are satisfied. What lias become of the old-fash ioned copybook which was supposed to mould character as well ns pro Somehow, it isn’t possible for a covered wagon to look very prosper ous. There are too many Hmi Davises and not enough Jonathans in this world. About the only way some men > an make a living is by arousing sym pathy. Tlie only tiling a sober man enjoy: about a drunk is seeing him sent to Jail. When people are struggling to keep up appearances everyone known about it. You can always rely on a jealous woman finding something to work on. iiy is il tiiut a ninn with a red ard is most likely to let it glow. "1 confess,** said a frank Atchlsoi .'Oman today, "that 1 like the rich." Count McGowan went into a gro eery store today and asked for con I cent rated cream. Joe McGee keeps a shot gun. a revolver, a loaded club and a flash light within liis reach every night. Duck hunters are the kind 01 men who would do something equally as foolish if they didn’t hunt ducks. It is easy enough to hurry yo rsolf; :t is trying to make some ono else lurry which wrecks the nervous sys tem. An Atchison man is entertaining a uspklon that he got the butcher' it the last time he ordered spring lamb. A hosi< ry display In a Commercial droet window comes very near < on t: tilting a disturbance of the peace. The Glebe isn't going to count lot much on spring until the old reliable uns out his peanut wagon. Between the show 1 and the 'awn mower, the good citizen doesn’t have a great deal of chance to suffer from ennui. « Breaks Thumb HlnUsmouth, March 18—Jacob 11. Meisiger bail bis thumb broken while helping grub stumps on the farm of bis son near Cedar yesterday. Al though he Ih a man of advanced age. le went out yesterday to his son's farm where he went to work helping to grub stumps. When he released the lever, which Is used on the sweep which is used on the capstan, he vo< clved a blow from the recoil that broke bis thumb. I Found Dead In His Room I Vat rice, March IS—I*. I>. Bacon, who for many years conducted a har ness! shop at Wymc.rc was found dead late yesterday afternoon in liis rooms above the harness shop Mrs. Bnvo’i hml been Bpending the • day with friends at Darner,ton. Up on r I 'ruing home in the evening she round lii" door locked from the in side. Fn'ling to secure an answer to her knocking for admittance, she called assistance, and the door was broken in. Mr. Bacon as found ly ing behind a ■ midi in the living room lead. I erti" ’ At The Court House The court house was well filled! lari night to hear the lecture l>'( Father Carey on “St. Patrick.” I’co from different parts of tin ounty were present to hear! V> good father glv ■ Ills address. The Po- inc, musical numbers were also given: A vocal solo by Mrs. W. T. > Fenton, a vocal duct by Mrs. Wirtli i ••nd Miss Maurer a vocal solo by .a., Gag..o,. . .. a p.tu.o solo l, Mrs. 15. Guy Simpson. Father Kerful also gave a lecture, which was well received as It was of a humorous nature' and seemeed to please all present, lie will be re in inhered by many Falls City people as lie bad charge of the services at the Catholic church last spring when Father Hex went south for his health Will Build New House Mr. and Mrs. John Olson are build lug a new house just north of where they now live, to help accomodate our new citizens. It Is to he a five room cottage and strictly modern lti every respect. Mr. Olson expects to build the house. W. R. C. Supper The W. It. C. gave a supper at the J. A. It. hall last night A large rowd was present to enjoy the good tilings the ladles laid provided. A little over $20 wan realized. Resigns Her Position Miss Margaret MeKlever has re signed her position us piauoiat at the Grand Theater. She is a musi cian of high dnss, and tile theater tiers, who have greatly enjoyed her music will miss her. “THE THIRD DEGREE’’ Next Attraction At The Gehling— The Manager Speaks Very Highly Of It “The Third Degree" is the name of the next show to appear at the (•eh ling Theater h< rt', and Mr. Cob ling speaks very highly of It. Ho is In receipt of letters from manager* of the different houses where It has appeared, who endorse, it very strong ly. Some of them are even asking for a return date this season, wlilcfc is the strongest endorsement they could give it. BROKE HIS ARM AT SCHOOL The Little Son of Conrad Buchholr Who Broke Hi6 Arm Is Get ting Along Nicely Special from Harada. Tiie eight year old son of Conrad Huehholz, while playing at school ( n Monday, fell and broko his arm at the elbow and dislocated one lione. He was taken to Harada where he was given medical attention and is getting along nicely now. Wedding at Christian Church Ha*ry Braekhnhn and Miss Ruby Mart f Ucscrve were united In mar I'iaLve .iy Rev, F 10. Day in the pas ser's ' ,idy ai the Christian church, i'll-*r*' wi re prosi m witnesses a brotlu i' ami sister*'f (be groom, Rob ert ami Miss Iconise .Brackhabn. The young couple will make their future home in Falls City, where they have a host of friends. Piirclpal at Auburn Hurt \ubuiu. ’!;■ r«■ li lb Professor Pole*, bi iiii i| .'U i tie high school of this city, was badly hurt last evening by being thrown from an auto driven at a high rate of speed. II" was still unconscious at Iasi reports, (hough it Is apparent Hint Itis head was not fractured. r Cold, damp windier la hud f"r there subject to Rheumatism. It .chills tho blood and brings on an attack. I'so BaUard’s i Snow Liniment it is a Powerful Preventive, as Well as a Spsedy Cure r>,«b It )n on the parts affected wlc ne r IP conditions seem to Indicate a ppiil ■ f thl.i painful nilmml; it wi’.i warm the Joints rnd v. rd oh the trouble. It tho dl order Into already commenced, tho treatment i.i tii > Fame, tbo rubbing helps tl ■ Raiment to pene trate to the : i.t rr pain. The r-tl.-f Is prompt rnd very satisfy ing; the aching Jo! its . re relieved, the tniiscl s relaxed so that the sufferer feels at? hi the strength and supplenc a of youth. r r flesh wound , . f all kinds, it ts a wonderful remi ly. Try it for eutr, but.'. . bruises, sort a. galls, chafed r; hr. barbed wire cU"ta, sprain.(, t veilings, froot bit i. Tt cur-.a quickly and com pletely. Prit? f;3c, 50c and $1.00 per Bottle. .war* r, ssiwffl rao?wcTcn sr. tcvit, m. y„ et v f marlin* Kn halls. 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