The Falls City tribune. (Falls City, Neb.) 1904-191?, December 16, 1910, CHRISTMAS EDITION, Image 26

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    The Christmas
Be an Up-to-Date Santa Claus. It’s Easy.
No difficulties in the way if you make your selections from our
Profuse Array of Christmas Novelties. Never since we have been
in business have we had such a complete line in every way.
Our Toys, Toilet Articles, Books, Dolls, Doll Carriages, Dishes
and Furniture; Decorated China, Tree Ornaments, Medallion and
many other articles too numerous to mention are well selected and
the prices are right.
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It is useless to try to specify. You know what a fine line we
always cary. ’Tis better this year than ever before, we think.
Come in and see what you think about it.
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Presents to Please Everybody. A Square Deal and a Merry Christmas
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A. G. WANNER
“Who’s Who And Why?”
In a town the si/.e of Falls City, To the former, the current phrues
here are always a number of indt-1 ology "Monsters" fittingly applies and
- iduaJs who bring to if prosperity, m . . .. , . , , ,
1 1 ’ ii Is of them I wisli to deal and
moral uplift and ;i tom of general
place in niv galh ry of "Who's Who
good fellowship which makes it a
i and Why," that all who run may read
grind place in which to live.
On the other hand there are the >1» many virtues, while the lat
mists who i,re no good in any- i r let us trust, will sink into that
| hlng and the m r< eon I a t with ; obscurity, where should till knockers
them gives jo i i hi Flue l>e\il" for against the welfare of a coin
s’. week j munlty
\wak ■! for now upon tliis peaceful town,
'l'h 'ante of those who have won renown,
\ I It- iii <| to bring it to its present sizo
! e.i.il verse will be handed down.
O r . i Miter, who t;ie re.cut race,
Traveiid -it fit -' he set t to pate;
Naught saw li t., ct-pt his i.'.erk oi yellow hair,
None looked upon ldo . .tunmi and smiling face.
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But Winn all was done and honors earned,
To the bank and auction he returned, •
And genial John greets all once more
Indifferent to the GAS he burned.
Now a sport who's grown indifferent, cold,
Shunning stocks and horses though not too old
Has turned his talents into rhyme,
And into print he ventured, bold.
One burst of eloquence did treat.
During the campaign we just did meet,
Of drink and all its attendant sin—
But saloons and brewers he could not beat.
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Next in verse he did adjourn
To family history and sought to turn,
Our fancy to lits troubles only
But selfish ones cared not a whit to learn.
Now lie lias taken up with lies,
And can you guess, you who are wise
Who this, a great reformer fain w ould lie,
Who wastes his time as swwiftly this life flies?
IBi fir The J’oo-Bah of our town 1'de like to name.
°f telephone, lumber, and division fame,
I The rabble say with jeers and foolish jibes,
More teleephone and houses is vour game.
Indeed—the idol you have loved so long
Has done your credit in Men's eyes much wrong
However much you've grasped the filthy lucre—
It's sold your reputation foi a song.
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Hut now the base ball with its pleasure
lias restored your prestage in a measure,
And all the pettish scornful jests—
We are now retracting at our leisure.
Our town without our fair corpulent friend,
In oblivion would surely end
For where lie's seen lie's always heard
And boosting the city is his trend.
To numerous towns at auction sales
Kverywhere flaunting his merry tales
Hoth friends and strangers come and settle down,
Proving the merit of his mils.
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May he continue thus, his girth increase;
Pei liis big bazoo, not its mus'c cease.
His virtues cry, his vices lightly heed,
On joy and life give him n long time lease.
llow sweet is knocking thus think some.
Others how blest, it is to boom your home—
Ah, see tin* feelings roused in others breasts,
’Twould pay to keep your bilious feelings dumb.
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Look to the Journal with it! gloomy views.
Sowing prejudice and rancor in its news,
And those outside the comnon wealtli—
Have no knowledge that itsonly BLUES.
Ah, make the most of what wo yet may spend,
Our doughty little Mayor will conquer in the end.
For 'tis his aim to get for us the very best.
The water since the fire is on his mind.
Ho wove/ much the knocker says he knows,
The town upon its merit, only grows.
A booster be through all the coming year,
Make good your word, see all your actipn goes.
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You all who know the city's various needs,
Try to be first to sow the rightful seed;
And gladly in the years which are to come,
Your children of your zeal and help will read.
Many more names could on this page be read,
Their virtues sung and praises rung under this head.
Suffice these few their graces emulate,
As brevity's the soul of witt— NUFF’SED. XXX
BRETHREN CHURCH.
Rev. J. F. Watson, Pastor.
INSURANCE
Fire, Lightning and Tornado
I represent several of the best old line companies
doing business in Nebraska, and who have reputations
of prompt and fair settlement in case of loss, and drafts
are given immediately upon completion of adjustment
of a loss without discount.
I give special attention to my insurance business
and those intrusting their business to my care will have
no cause to regret the confidence reposed.
Time to adjust your loss is when
you have your policy written.
Does vour policy read as you would like to have
it read if you had a loss ?
I have delivered the first New York draft in settle
ment of a loss sustained by the fire in the Wahl building
See me about your insurance now.
C. H. FALLSTEAD