WORLD OF WONDERS FOLLY TO TALK OF THE MONOT ONY OF LIFE. Surely There Can Be No Excuse for Even a Moment of Dullness of One Will But Pause and Consider. There are not a few women In the world to-day who complain bitterly that their life Is insufferably dull. They are almost bored to death with the monotony of their existence. The consequences of a dull life are serious, for dullness propagates a host of evils such as slander, malice, and strife. “If the brain sows not corn it plants thistles." “When 1 hear," said a public man, “that any one has been speaking ill of me behind my back, 1 am not angry with him, but I merely say to myself, ‘How dull he must have been to liavo iliad nothing better to do!'” And .vets no intelligent person should live a oue-toned (monotonous) life. Life monotonous! when we are every mo ment touching this wonderful world of five points—hearing, seeing, smell ing, tasting, feeling. Life monoton ■ous! when our sojourn in this world— of which, as Gold win Smith said, we know as little as the mole knows of the world of vision—is so brief, and so uncertain. Life monotonous! in a world of some 1,200,000,000 living hu man beings, not to mention the an imal creation with its wealth of intel ligence. Life monotonous! with such an inlook! outlook! uplook! Surely there is no excuse for dull monotony in such a world, and, above all, in such an ij.ge as ours. However restricted may be the cir cumstances of the daily life, it is pos sible to maintain among least things what Wordsworth calls “an under sense of greateness." This is an absolute and never-fail ing cure for dullness and monotony. The cultivation of ideas is the real charm of life. No life can be com monplace and uninteresting where the mind is kept uppermost. An idea is still the alchemist that turns the world to gold. However petty may be a woman’s occupation— and let it be remarked in passing that it often calls for greatness to do lit itle things—she can, according to her capacities (am! capacity increases by cultivation) revel in what Macaulay calls “the infinite wealth of the men tal world." There is no Irksome sameness, no want of variety, in the thought world. No two days of any Intelligent life ought to be exactly similar. Every day should he a fresh beginning. Kvery day should he enriched with little excellences which are, after all, so great! “Fear not," said the late Cardinal Newman, “lest thy life come to an end, but rather lest it never have a beginning.” To Remove Whitewash. When the ceilings or walls of rooms have been covered with several suc cessive coats of whitewash and this withstands the scraping process, com monly applied with a stout broom or scraper, the following treatment will be found successful in removing it. Take three pints of flour and heat smooth with cold water; then pour boiling water to it until It is cooked into a fairly thick paste. Dissolve one pound of alum in hot water and pour it into the paste. Apply this over the adhering whitewash on walls or ceiling, being careful to cover it thor oughly. Then close the room, and let it stand over night. In the morning the bits of lime which may be left clinging to the walls are easily brushed off. Before papering a room all nail holes and cracks in the plaster should lie filled with a stiff paste of plaster of parts mixed with water. This should be allowed to dry before Hit paper Is applied The Shrines of Chili. At various places in Chile, dotted up and down the countryside, may he found many small shrines. Some con sist of,a small, hur like arrangement, others arc mere holes cut into neigh boring rocks; while others, again, un nothing more than a hollow pile of stones. They usually mark the spot where some one has met his death by violence, and the shrine is built by the pious friends of the deceased, who keep candles burning in it to light the departed soul on its way. One little cement hut which i saw was rather a neat, one of its kind, and must, have taken some trouble to set up, as it is placed afyout ten miles from the near est township and on a very bad road. The melted wax from the candles has flowed out down the side of the hill. The inscription on the cross reads; “In remembrance of Richard Fuenza lida.”—Wide Work!. Fattest People in Europe. Prof. Lyde. in u rec-eut lecture, de scribed the Danes us the fattest people in Europe. The pre-eminence he ascribes to their lethargic ways' and their habit of munching sand wiches all day long. But visitors to Denmark have noticed that even the factory hands, whose hours are much longer than In this country, and who cannot be accused of lethargy, are, generally speaking, noticeably stout. The large consumption of cream may be partially responsible for this. It is continually served up in what ap pears to the Briton most incongruous company Thus “ollebrod," one of the most popular of Danish dishes, is made of salt herrings smothered in cream and mixed with raw onions, black bread and beer. RCUGH ON WOMEN TRAVELERS Country Visitor to City Saw at Once D -advantages of Subway Entrances. A gonial Joshua, \\*.io runs n chicken plantation and cornstalk refinery down in liic Salem county section of Jersey, came to this city the other day to buy a pair of winter boots and a box of axle grease, says the Philadelphia Telegraph. After rambling around in the ferry zone for a while he bravely cut loose and started tip Market street He had not proceeded far when he saw tin employe of the Philadelphia Electric Company lift the lid of a manhole and crawl down into tlie conduit chamber. EvidentljTthe sight filled Joshua with much thought, for lie gazed earnestly toward tlie man hole for a minute or two and then went over to a cop who was holding fast to a sunny spot on the corner. "Excuse me, constable." said Joshua, addressing the police person, "but hain’t they got a railroad down in tlie ground undei this street?" “They certainly have.” Indulgently answered the officer. “It is the sub way.” "Thet’s what they told me,” re sponded the farmer, with another glance toward the center of tho street, "but I hain't never seen it. Howsomever, I jes' seen a feller crawlin' down ter ketch a train, an’ sez I to meself, them holes may he all right for ther men passengers, but they must me mighty denied oncon venlent ter tlie women folks.” KNOWN AS NATURE'S FILTER Water Lotus Has Power to Purify Standing Water—Never Fails to Do Its Work. There is a plant growing in tlie southern waters of the Lnited States which possesses the singular property of being able to render the most im pure standing water perfectly healthy, The people of Louisiana and Missis sippi call it tlie water lotus. It con sists of leaves about the size of the head of a pin. and roots so fine as to escape notice save under a micros copic Inspection. Where it grows at all, It covers the water, and to the casual observer looks like a coating of green scum. Hut wherever it does appear the wa ter beneath is always fit to drink. So marked is this property that families using the water from bayous where the lotus is abundant are known to have better general health than those taking their drinking water from places where the lotus is not found, ft is often transplanted into ponds, bayous and lakes, spreads with won derful rapidity and never fails to do its work well. A Diamond Candle. Many diamonds which have been exposed to sunshine give out light on being placed in a dark room. When placed in a vacuum and exposed to a high-tension current of electricity, diamonds phosphoresce, or shine, with different colors. Most South African diamonds, under these circumstances, exhibit a bluish light, while diamonds from other parts of the world shine with such color a- bright blue, apri cot, pale blue, red, yellowish green, j orange and pale green. In a lecture' delivered in London, Prof. Crookes stated that one beautiful green dia mond in his collection, when phosphor escing in a good vacuum, gave almost as much light as a candle. The light was pale green, almost white. After the Rats. As a country Germany has fewer rats than any other in the world. This is due to the interest taken by the government in their destruction. If a hoy applies to the mayor of his town he is furnished with traps and paid half a cent for every skin he brings. In large towns there are 100 boys at work all the time. The cost of traps and bait makes each skin cost the government about a penny, but as evetV rat destroys five dollars worth a year, this makes a tremendous saving, The mice, though destructive, are not looked after by the government. It is expected that every household will protect itself. However, a reward of a penny is paid for every three skins The Comet’s Tail. The tail of a comet is composed o( gas, existing in a highly rarefied con dition. Little par* Idea of electricity called corpuscles, or ions, are being constantly given off at euormous speed by the sun. Each meteorite in the comet’s head is surrounded by its own rarefied atmosphere. When one of these little ions strikes one of the ; molecules of gas in the comet’s at- \ rnosphere, it carries it off with it tei! form the tail. The electrical charge makes the gas luminous, and it is by this light, and not by reflected sun light, that the tail is made visible tq us. A comet’s tail, therefore, seems to he merely a very extended aurorea. —Century. Dating Canned Goods. Dating canned goods would, it is admitted, make a lot of trouble for a few years, or until the business had become adjusted to the new condi tions; but in the end many even now believe that, the industry would be better off with tins dated. There would be less over-production and a resulting improvement in the market, to say nothing of added confidence iq consuming circles. The advice of Dr Wiley seems extremely pertinent, and it is certainly worth careful consider atlon from wideawake cacncs ROME, THE BUILDER ITS HISTORY RECORDS SUBJUGA TION OF BAR3ARITY. * Foreign Peoples Were Brought Un der Ideal Government to the Sat isfaction of All—Italy and Gaul Both Cases in Point. How Roman civilization stretched out its tendrils from the throbbing nerve center. Koine, mid brought into peaceful subjugation I he barbarity of nil Europe, supplanting tribal rule with municipal culture, without once outraging the traditions of the con quered tribes, was the story told by Prof. James Smith Reid of (lie Uni versity of Cambridge, Knglnnd, before (he Lowell institute in his lecture on the municipal side of tho Roman em pire. Prof. Reid declared that (lie idea which once was so widespread among historians and students of Roman con ditions that Hie Romans maintained but one form of government for the cities has been overthrown by new evidences on the subject in the form of fragments of various forms of codes of municipal law. A notable example, the one where the most com plele code remains to posterity, is tho old Greek city of Tarentum, whose municipal code when il came under tho Roman franchise is practically complete. The Romans would not lay down a general rule for the govern rnent of their municipalities, but each was adapted to the needs of the com munity and (he phase of its civiliza tion. Scholars little recognize the amount, of work which the Romans had to do in civilizing Italy itself. Without in any way practicing tyranny the Ro mans first Latinized and then Roman ized the cities coming under their sway. Under Augustus (lie municipal transformation of Hie Roman empire was carried on at a rapid pace. The methods employed were elestic. Gaul was an evidence of the justice and tol erence of (he Roman jurisdiction, its chiefs accepting the Roman culture with a preparedness which was due to their Greek learning derived front the Hellenic city of Marseilles in south ern France and the other Greek cities which spread clown the Spanish coast. The Romans handled tenderly the tra ditions of the tribes of the region, de pending upon gradual civilization rath er than Hie forcing of their customs upon the people. Many important towns and cities of modern France have risen from these original Roman cities, Paris itself de riving its name the tribe of Parisii. Unique Birthday Celebration. An unusual Function took place at Brighton, Eng., one day recently, when a larg" gathering of medical men and others met to celebrate (he second birthday of the local "Siamese twins.” Dr. Booth, the practitioner v.-ho attended them at birth, says: “The'children are doing very well, and are quite up to the normal size for their age. They are showing signs o" considerable intelligence, and can converse in a fashion with each other. They play and quarrel, and are al ways in good health. There is much more mobility than I expected there would ever be bet ween them, but so far their efforts to stand have not been successful They have a wooden framework, in which it is hoped later on that they will lie able to learn to balance themselves; but I fear walk ing will always be a labor to them.” Violet and Daisy, as the twins have been named, have developed a decided taste for sweetmeats beloved of the normal child, and each has her Teddy bear. Her Interpretation. The monotony of llie postal official's daily routine is frequently broken by the peculiar w hims and caprices of ec centric members of the public with whom he is from time to time brought in contact. » A lady once sent, her son a pair of trousers by book post, which is, of course, cheaper than parcel post. The postal officials wrote to her: "Clothes cannot be sent by book post If you will refer to the postofflee guide you will ‘see under what conditions ar ticles may be sent by hook post " Aft er a few days, the lady replied: "I have looked in tic postofflee guide, and find that articles which are open at both ends may he sent by book post. And if trousers are not open at both ends, I should til;, to know wIrat is.' —London Answers Gruesome Spot to Be Eliminated. The most i • • ie put in ail Glasgow is a small, pack'".! courtyard which forms the center of the .Judiciary buildings in Jail (glare. Not more than a hundred feet each way, this plot of ground contains the bones of almost 70 murderers and others who ruet a shameful death on the gallows. Hut this spot will soon be altogether obliterated. The renovation of the Judiciary buildings Is soon to be com menced and in a short time tills court yard, of sad and sinful memory, will be blotted out by new and handsome structures. Everybody Slighted. Mrs. Newgold Oh, Henry! I've got a scheme to make all the women in the neighborhood jealous. Mr. Newgold—What is it? Mrs. Newgold—I'll send an an nouncement to the society editors that I'm giving a big dinner and hall this week, and then 1 won’t send out any invitations! HOW THE WORLD HAS MOVED Less T*"an a Century Ago Railroads and the Telegraph Were Deemed Impossibilities. Alexander Wells, an old citizen of Wellsville, O . has a copy of nn inter esting and novel document Issued by the school hoard of the town of Lan caster, O., in ls”8 The question of steam railroads was in its Incipient stage and a club of young men had been formed for the purpose of dis cussing (he points at issue. They de sired the use of the schoolhouse for purposes of debate This was looked upon by the members of the board as an innovation bordering upon sac rilege, as Indicated, which is the docu ment in the possession of Mr. Weils. It reads ns follows: “You are welcome to the use of the schoolhouse to debate all proper ques tions in. but such .things as railroads and telegraphs are impossibilities and rank infidelity. There, is nothing in j tiie Word of God about them. If Goil hud designed that his intelligent! creatures should travel at the fright- j fill speed of la miles an hour, by steam, he would clearly have foretold ll through bis holy prophets, it is a device of Satan to lead immortal souls down to hell.” Such sentiments possibly reflected the feeling, to some extent, in the days of (!.' years ago, hut they sound strange at the pri sent time, when the “device of Satan" is daily carrying people over the land at the rate of tio or 7n miles an hour. The world has progressed somewhat since ISL’S. MAKING LOVE IN PORTUGAL Chief Point of Difficulty Is Getting Admitted to the Presence of the Fair One. The most important event in the life of a Portuguese woman is mar riage Next in importance are the early days of courtship, for a Portu guese courtship is the essence of ro mance, and the ways of the Portu guese lover are singularly picturesque. Here is a little drama in which Cupid is stage dlte/’tor. if a young Portu guese sees in the street a pretty girl with whom he would like to become acquainted, he follows her. Chaperons are not impossible obstructions. He follow.; her right up to her very door and notes the address. Next day lie comes again, and if the young lady ap proves of him- for she certainly saw him the day before she is on the lookout. Sometimes hard fate in the guise of an angry parent prevents her, and ! then the gallant youth is kept wait ing Sooner or later she leans over j the balcony and smiles at him. The j happy youth ties a note to a cord : which tiie fair lady drops from the j balcony. The next day the young man comes again. This time lie rings at the door, if the inquiries which the young lady's elders have made prove ( satisfactory, the swain is admitted to j make the acquaintance of t lie young lady. After that, courtship in Portugal is about tiie same as it is in Kankakee or Kalamazoo.—Leslie’s Weekly. The Unique Rat. From letters received it would seem J possible to make out quite a case for the rat. Not only lias he served as j food I)r. Kane on ills polar expedi- i tion attributed his comparative im munity to scurvy to the soup made from the rats his servant shot with a bow and arrow —hid Mr. Frank Buck land has suggested that their skins nre eminently suitable for glove-ma- , king. At any rate, rat skins have sometimes been used as clothing, for wo read of a lady at Glasgow who had a pair of shoes of rat skins, which were as soft as the finest, kid, while by way of a freak a complete suit of rat skin was once made by a Cornish miner. The Servant Problem. Plus. "But,” says the lady of the house to. the applicant, “you really should not ask such high wages from me, when you consider the conveniences with which my house is equipped- electric I cooking range, electric washing and j ironing machines, vacuum sweepers and dusters, pneumatic parcel carriers from and to all floors and rooms, phones and annunciators in each room, sanitary wall and floor finishes, til- I tered air, filtered water, antiseptic re- I frigerator- " "Yes, mum,” interrupts the appii- j cant; “but the likes of you ought to j know that a scientific expert draws a j lot more money than a kitchen ine- i chanic Judge’s I ibrary. The Cali of Galilee. The calm of Galilee on a perfect morning of sprit : is like no other calm I have ever knovn. It is gentler, sweeter than the wonderful cairn of the desert. There you seem to be coming into the very presence of God the Father As you draw near to Galilee, it Is as if. with the handful of humble fishermen, you drew near to Goil tlx' Son Galilee takes your hand as a friend, and draws you to it. it seems to breathe upon you and give you peace.--Century. Her Objection. Carlyle's dictum, "Not on morality, but on cooking let us build our philoso-, phy,” is recalled by the following: "An aged aunt, though in the position' of guest, protested against the appear-, ance of a really noble rabbit pie on her nephew’s breakfast table. It was not that she feared ptomaine poison-’ I ing. Her objections were ethical. Rab bits, she declared with a wonderful j inid-Victorianism, were 'such immoral animals.’ ” ^{ouWani. 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