NEVER SEE THE SUNLIGHT Animals That Live Underground Eter nally Deprived of the Light of Day. T he underlife of the caves has a world of its own. Animals are born in subterranean caverns hollowed out by streams, develop, reproduce and die while forever deprived of the sun light. There is no cave mammal ex cept a rat, nor is there a cave bird. There are no animals that require much nourishment. Grottoes with underground rivers have the most life, an exchange says. Usually the subterranean life resem bles the general types of the country. It has entered the cave and become ac climated there, undergoing divers adaptive modifications. So we gen erally find, in modified forms, the life of our tinhe. But in some caverns there scent to he the remains of an ancient animal li£t> that has every where else disappeared from terres trial riveits and lives only in certain caverns. ' The creatures of modern species that have adapted themselves to un derground conditions are sharply sep arated from the light dwellers. The skin is whitish or transparent. The eye atrophies or disappears altogether. The optic nerve and the optic lobe disappear, leaving the brain profound ly modified. Other organs develop proportionately. Those of hearing, smell and touch become large. Sensi tive hairs, long and coarse, appear all over the body. These changes are produced gradu ally. In animals kept in darkness it has been possible to see the i egres sion of the eye and the hypertrophy of ihe other sense organs. With fishes observed since 1900 the absence of light determined a remarkable arrest of growth. Their length was about two inches and their weight less tharr an ounce, whereas similar fish kept in daylight reached five inches and 2 7-10 ounces. COPY OF THE MATTERHORN Remarkable Work of Art That Adorns the Estate of English Baronet. The largest rock garden in England is that of Sir Frank Crisp at Friar park, Henley. It is a faithful repro duction of the Matterhorn in about 1 three acres. Seven thousand tons of limestone were brought from York shire to make it. The snow-capped peak is represent ed by quartz. Below it are thousands upon thousands of alpine flowers grow ing in pockets between the rocks and tilling every chink in the trails that I ascend the mountain. There must be 200 different species in bloom at once. I At the base of the moutnain is a ! miniature Swiss chalet, where one ; may sit and enjoy the scene, compar ing all the main features with a little bronze model of the Matterhorn which Sir Frank had made for the entertain ment of his guests. A brook courses down the mountain side, and just before it reaches the chalet it forms a pretty cascade and ' then spreads out at your feet into a miniature lake decorated with pygmy water lilies and margined with pinks, primroses, gentians and other alpine flowers. A Narrow Escape. She was a demure little lady, yet quite proud to be allowed to go down street alone in her new red coat and hat. She returned much sooner than her mother expected, and appeared a little flushed and excited, though en deavoring to preserve her demure de meanor. Her mother inquired as to her trip and little Mary proceeded somewhat breathlessly to relate her experiences. “I was going by the corner,” she said, “when a great big man came across the street and said, ‘Wouldn’t you like to walk with me?’ And I said, ‘No, I thank you,' ’cause 1 didn’t know him. And then ho asked me again and 1 spoke real , loud. 1 sajd, 'No, I thank you,’ and then 1 walked home just as fast as I could, for it was a very narrow es cape.”—Los Angeles Herald. The Beauty Hour. The girls, in kimonos of gold, of scarlet and of blue, busied themselves with face steamers, with electrical mas sage rollers, with creams and what not; for it was the hour for turning in—tiie hour sacred to beauty stunts. “I have here," said a Chicago girl, “the very latest. Behold. Two little round mustard plasters—nothing hut that—yet all you have to do is to ap ply them to your cheeks ten minutes before you start out and you’ve got a deliciously rosy complexion that will “last you all the evening." “Sell me a pair!” “Sell you a pair? Indeed I won't, I got them in Paris and it’s true they only cost two francs fifty, hut all the same I wouldn't sell you a pair for a five-dollar hill. They can't hr; bought on this side.” Trouble in His Brain Pan. “Doctor,” said the little Boston boy, “you are an alienist, are you not?” “Yes,” answered the distinguished physician, "that is the particular branch of medical practice to which I devote myself. Can I do anything for you?” “Yotl can assist me, perhaps, in allaying a serious apprehension that lias arisen in my mind. This morn ing, doctor, I found myself saying ‘fossiliferous’ when I was trying tc say 'palaeontological.' Does that in dicate aphasia, or is it merely tern porary hrterophemy?” UNCLE BELA ON WRONG TRACK Old Gentleman Had Mixed Up in Mat ter Belonging Exclusively to Aunt Maria. "I don’t know what we're a-ooming to, said 1'nde Bela Cummings, as h<’ surveyed a sheet of thin paper which had accompanied a periodical sent to Aunt Maria by their daughter in Now York. "What's the matter now?" asked Aunt Maria, tranquilly. "What are you doing with that sheet o' paper, Bela, and where are your specs?" "I'm hunting for ’em now," said Un ?le Bela, excitedly, "and I suppose this here," shaking the paper, "is a new map, and the way it's cut up hv the railroads is a shame and a disgrace! I don't see how there's room left for a decent house-lot in the whole state!" "Well, now, find your specs, and read what it says," counseled Aunt Maria, abandoning her socks to look over Uncle Bela's snoulder. "Perhaps they're only prospecting the roads as yet; maybe they won't be built any more n some o' these western towns that’s laid out all so pretty on paper, and nowheres else. IC-ud what it says, father! ” "It says," faltered Uncle Bela, with a confused expressioh on his counte nance, " 'Pattern of skirt and jacket on page 372. Pattern of evening waist on page 374. Pattern of—’” Here, you give it to me!" command' ed Aunt Maria; and she departed to spread Uncle Bela's supposed railroad map on the table, while he was left to ponder on the wonderful works of man —and woman.—Youth's Companion. USED WORDS HE UNDERSTOOD Clever Idea of Lawyer That Won Sailor Juryman to His Side • of the Case. It was a clever lawyer in a Boston court recently who took advantage of the nautical knowledge he pos sessed to work upon the mind of a juryman who did not seem to show much comprehension of a case of suing a street railway for damages. j The dull member was an old sailor, ' who, though doubtless very keen of ! perception along some lines, was liev- 1 ertheless rather slow in liis under- ] standing of the points Involved in the , case being tried, says the New York j Journal. The lawyer noticed this and j made his strike with this particular j man. Approaching the jury box, he | addressed himself to this one jury- j man and said: “Mr. Juryman, I will tell you how it ! happened. The plaintiff was in com mand o» the outward bound open car, and stood in her starboard channels. Along came the inward bound closed cal', and just ns their bows met she jumped tlie track, sheered to port, and knocked tlie plaintiff off and ran over him." The sailor was all attention after this version of tin- affair and joined in a $5,000 verdict lor the injured man. The Age of the World. An end loss number oj scientists have ’rived into the question of the age of iliis good old world, and many have mdertaken to fix its age. But the fact | Is that none of them lias ever been I ible to produce irrefutable evidence of the absolute truth of his deductions. °inned down to b id facts, these men of science are forced to admit that their deductions are in great measure mere specu’ation. Countless dates have been assigned .o tlie earth’s creation, ranging all the way from 3016 to 09S4 It. ('.. one just as authentic apparently as the other. There is in fact no way to tix the date with any degree of certainty. For the nost part we are inclined to favor the late given by the Knglish Bible—1004 B. C. In this opinion of the creation inch profound scientists as Usher and Slair concur, although they admit that t must forever remain in the shadow of doubt. The question of the oldest race is ao less speculative. —-- , Dictionary Lore. “Poison" and "potion” are doublets, he former being an older form of the .'alter, Both ,n.»iy,.,i 'rein th° Latin "potare,” to drink, and poison,” n its original sense, signified merely something to drink. While the word "human,” used as Meaning "a human being,” is now only colloquial or humorous, Lowell, in the introduction to the "Biglow Papers,” ■hided Bartlett for including it in his ‘Dictionary of Americanisms.” and re narked that it was Chapman’s habitu al phrase in his translation of Homer, ind that it is found also in ihe old play of "The Hog Hath Lost His Pearl."—Rochester Democrat and Chronicle. First Time on Record. A blind man, guided try a large and athletic dog, went down the street the other day. Just as they turned a cor ner the blind man’s dog saw a dog it knew and darted forward in a way that threw the sightless mendicant to the ground. He was speedily assisted to his feet, however, by a waggish passer-by, who remarked that lie had heard some remarkable stories of the feats performed by dogs, but this was the first time lie had ever known one to pull down tl# blind. Distant Relations. "Bliggins was referring to distant relations in a rather disapproving tone. I wonder whom lie meant?” “1 don’t know.” answered Miss Cay enne. "Judging from their manner, I should say the most distant relations he knows anything about arc his wife and her family." GETTING EVEN WITH A THIEF Japanese Servant Devised Shrewd Scheme for Punishment of Cheap Marauder. A physician who keeps a Japanese house servant was having new floor ing laid in his offices. The Japanese was greatly disturbed by the work men, who interfered with the smooth ness of his household routine. One day he came to his master with a look of alarm. One of the workmen had been stealing eggs from the pantry. "Stealing eggs," said the doctor, "how’s that?" "1 watch,” explained the Jap. "I see him put something in his coat that hang in the hall. 1 look In pocket and find eggs; 1 look in pantry and don’t find eggs. I will go take them back from the pocket." ’’Oh, no," said the doctor. "That, would be no better than taking them from the pantry. You must never take anything from another man’s pocket.” The Jap went away with a look of disappointment. A few minutes later the doctor passed the hat rack in the hall where the workmen's coats were hanging and found the Jap beating the coats with a rug heater. "What are you doing?" exclaimed the doctor as he saw the dust rising from the coats. "I beat all the coats alike,” said the .lap, "and the eggs, they only make the bad man sorry." SURELY LIMIT OF PRECOCITY All Achievements of Smart Juveniles Fall Before That Recorded of Job. A minister, so often the lone man at various church gatherings, is some times placed in positions that try his patience as well as his tact. Dr. John Kelniau, a noted Edinburgh divine, is credited with a clever evasion in just such an embarrassing position. Fol lowing a certain missionary meeting of the ladies of his parish several of ilieni had fallen into a more or less heated discussion of the precocious attainments of their several sons. One good lady declared that her eld est had mastered his alphabet at llie unusual age of If months. Another maintained liar child's superiority from the fact that he had been able to read Caesar’s "Gallic War” with ease when only eight. A third called upon the reverend gentleman to at test the feat of her youngest \jn in repeating the Twenty third Psalm when but two years old as the most exceptional prodigy of them all. “Weel, ladies,” said the doctor, hesitating and smiling, “ 'tis sma use in bantin’ the faeks when the Good Hook tells us beyond a’ doubt that Maister Job outstripped them a’ by cursin’ the day he was born."— Youth's Companion. How Prince Ito Solved a Problem. When Mine. Sads Marco, the fa mous Japanese actress, received the news of the assassination of Prince ito at Mtto, where she was playing with her troupe, she burst into tears. "In my frequent -quarrels with my husband,” said the actress, "we some times asked Prince Ito to judge be tween us. 4 One day. when we had a more than usually violent dispute at Chigasakl, the prince came in unex pectedly, and I asked him to decide on the question. “He declined, while proposing the following solution: 'Go down into the garden, both of you. and fight it out like wrestlers. The one that wins will naturally be the one who is in the right.’ “No sooner said than done! In a trice Kawakani and I were in wrest ling trim. My husband was just re covering from a serious illness, and. being weak, I soon threw him to the ground. This amused the prince enormously.”—Paris Figaro. V Inns with Literary Associations. According to the legend, the Span iards Inn, still in existence, was a ren dezvous of Itlck Turpin, and it is said that in the stable there be stalled his Black Bess. But the Spaniards has other associations. Its tea garden was certainly the spot I hat Dickens chose for Mrs. Bnnlell and her party to take tea in. .lack Straw's Castle is quite as well known. Washington Irv ing mentions it in "The Sketch Book." In "The Tales of a Traveler” Irving makes Dribble, the poor scribbler of Grubb street, say that, during liis ram bles he visited Hampstead and occa sionally took liis dinner at the castle. It is with Dickens, Jack Forster, Mac lisp and their friends, however, that Jack Straw’s Castle is most intimately associated. In the bedroom which Dickens occupied may still be seen the chair in which the novelist use to sit. —Westminster Gazette. Willie Grasped the Idea. “Willie,” said an interesting young mother to her first-born, "do you know what the difference is between body and soul? The soul, my child, is what you lo\e with; the body carries you about. This is your body," touch ing tlie little fellow’s shoulder, “but there is something deeper in. You can feel it now. What is it?” “Oh, I know," said Willie, with a flash of intelligence in his eyes, “that’s my flannel shirt!” Appreciation. “She had a good husband," said Mrs. Babbleton. “But she got a divorce from liim.” “Yes. She didn't know what a good husband be was till sbe saw bow gen erously he behaved about the ali mony.” PUGNACITY OF EAGLE OWLS Many Cases on Record in Which They Have Made Attacks on Human Beings. On his way home one evening last October from Karbenni g railway station, tp central Sweden, a young man when passing through a small wood was vigorously attacked by an eagle owl, relates a writer in The Field. Alighting on his shoulder, the bird indicted some severe wounds with its powerful beak and daws, and when beaten off it carried off his cap in token of victory. Some years ago several similar at tacks by eagle owls occurred during the summer months in the province of Voster Holland, in one of which an unfortunate old man lost an eye. A correspondent of tin* Swedish periodical Fran Skog och Sio states that in the part of Veriueland to which he belongs there was an eagle owl which became well known for its repeated attacks on human beings who chanced to come near its abode While cutting timber one day a man was assailed by tile bird, which drove its claws into the upper part of his body. He managed to get rid of It, but it at once came on again, when a blow from his ax put an end to Its further attentions. A peasant in the parish of Stammar, Norike, had a similar experience in April last. He was retelling water from a lake close by his house when ail eagle owl sud denly flew at him. A kick made it retire a few yards, when it came in contact with the fence. This seemed to irritate it, for it returned to the attack, but the man seized it by the neck, tucked it under his arm and carried it off home. Oil tile way the owl's mate kept fly ing around in unpleasantly close prox imity ritiinately the captor had to dispatch his prisoner, his wife and children being much scared at its formidable aspect. TO RESTORE OPAL TO FAVOR Jewelers Plan to Remove Silly Super stition Connected with Beauti ful Store. The temU nev of lull' lo rid the opal of the foolish' superstition that has clung to it for so many years is the result of a reform movement begun by the jewelers and art workers who ap preeiate Its great beauty. At first the opal was not considered to be In any way connected with misfortune, but was supposed to embody all the vir tues of the other stones, as it con tained all their colors. It was also be lieved to share with the turquoise the sympathetic power of revealing the owner s state of health. If it turned pale i1h> owner was ill, and if it brigh tened uii perceptibly he was on the road to recovery. The opal’s reputation for misfortune dates back about six or sen n centur ies. when ii was used In the crown of a reigning prince. Through some chemical process the stones began to contract and finally dwindled away and fell out of their setting. This bad omen, followed by the destruction of the principality, resulted in the con demnation of the opal. S Quaint Custom at Gordon Castle. Gordon Castle is an immense build ing with a huge square tower and a frontage of COO feet. The gardens are elaborately laid out and the park con tains large herds of fallow and roe deer. The Spey flows through the domain and affords some of the best salmon fishing in Scotland. The duke's deer forest and grouse moors are lk miles away, up in the hills at Glcnfiddich, where there Is a fine shooting lodge, at which the late duke and duchess once entertained Queen Victoria. At Gordon Castle a cus tom prevails that if any distinguished guest has special success with his rod on t lie waters of the estate a model should he made of the biggest catch and a picture of it painted and Imng mi over the model. The weight of the fish, the date of Its capture and the name of its captor are also iudi eaied. and many of them: interesting remembrances appear in different rooms of the castle.—Western Scot. Burglar-Proof Safe. The latest burglar-proof safe is an Invention called the carrousel or round-about sale, which Is described In the current Issue of the German technical journal Prometheus, It is chiefly designed to ImfT.• ■ burglars who work with an oxygen and acetylene blowpipe. The roundabout safe is a polygonal steel structure, which revolves Ireely < n ball bearings, it is built into a wall and when the outer door is closed a small electromotor is set in motion and the safe starts revolving cease !* .-sly and me iessly on its axis with in its stone chamber. Any tampering with its motion causes an alarm bell to ring. So long as the safe continues re viving the blowpipe can have no ef l. Price $,‘1,600.00 $600 cast and the balance, $200.00 March I. 1012, and $200 a year t.herenftej for six years, $1,600 in twelve years all optional payments. No. 282 80 acres, about two miles from Number 18 4, is well lo rated, is a fine farm and Jusi needs an owner, improvements, on it K. I). and phone line, one mile to school, good soil, farm nearly al in cultivation. Price $2,800. $500 March 1st, 1012, $250 March 1st 1014, $250 March 1st. 1010, $250 .March Ih(. IMIS, and balance $l.:tOD in ten to twenty years if desired. No. I SO i ll acres, I mile from railroad station. 5 miles iron good town of 1200 people, good |. room bouse, fair barn, cribs and other out. buildings, good orchard. This Is an ideal alfalfa, bog am corn farm. Will graw anything. Price $4,200. $850 cash, $200 Aug list 1st. lino, $250 August 1st, 1012, $200 March 1st, 1913, and $20t March 1st. I0t5, $2,500 August 1st, 1916. or can be extended for I1 years longer if desired. No. 231 SO acres, adjoining town and railroad, 12 mile, from town of 18,000 population, good five room bouse well finished, in good repairs, good summer kitchen, good smoke house and cement cellar good cistern with pump in kitchen good well on porch, good hog lions* and sheds. 3 burns and ginneries. Kalin 80 fenced bog login* will woven wire. Nol an acre of waste land, 15 acres of tame grass, bal anco under plow, “i mile to school, 2 miles to church, in line neigh borhood. One of tin* best farms in Kansas. It’s a borne. Can In made a palace*. It’s yours if you get there lie lore it is sold. Price $4,000.00. Terms, $4,200.00 cash; $200.00 March tst, 1912, $200.no m March 1st. 1913, $200.00 March 1st, 1914, $220.00 January 1st. 1017 ’ All optional payments. 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