The Falls City tribune. (Falls City, Neb.) 1904-191?, October 22, 1909, Image 3

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    Majestic Demonstration
NOVEMBER I TO 6 INCLUSIVE
(AN FURNISH TOWEL W’1’
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THE GREAT and GRAND
MAJESTIC RflNQE
THE RANGE UJITH A REPUTATION
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I MAJE8TM yEYE8*Bl)itN COOKER, rEAMEK. < MJJ:M»: it \M»IM< \lM.u ( ker,
h * 'vii iu router, lm« ‘'nail ieet whi( ' u, i‘s water at the bottom. Nothinr an bum. Food n»n hr i (\«*d (>ul
•' <d i; am vessel (shown on loll >. at i i i« • o a time tiiainiuj; off all tin* water. ’I ..<* .om : i ulu ndet si >u 111
| iy it i hij be used as an ordinary Cullen •«. It also lit*, on top of main vessel, air >■ n • ' * a steamer*
!! THIS MAJESTIC i:\irn
I KDt'av.* Stumped Iron Alai ltle>
| i/* «l Kotilr, complete with cover
that ImMs on co^er.
THE MAJESTIC 18-ox. All
Copper Nickel-plated Tea
Kettle. Handsomely nickeled on
outs’de. tinned on inside.
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I IP. MUIVi'I'IC I l-o*. All
< Mckcl'platt'tl ('uffce
l*ol. Handsomely nit'ki led un
orthide and tinned on inside.
THE MAJESTIC Marble
lij.d Enameled Eiiddlms l*an.
Made e|ieeially line for (lie
Majeetie Set._
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THE MAJESTIC Patent
Never-btirn Wind (tripping
Fa n.—Si ae of pan I4Hin. x ‘Join.
Made specially fur the Majesl ie Set.
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Vain*. Sue of pun U in. x 12 in. II
Mtiut t-peeially fur the Majestic Set. II
SOUVENIR
Set of Majestic Ware FREE
If you will call at our store during our Majestic Dernonstratioi
week and allow us to show you the many advantages and superio
qualities of the Great and Grand Majestic Range, and will purchasi
one at the regular price, we will give you FREE the beautiful and use
ful Souvenir Set of Ware illustrated in this advertisement. This war
is made to match the quality of the Majestic Ranges, and we knov
all ladies will see the beauty and utility of this Set, especially th<
first three pieces, which are entirely new and cannot be had atom
by purchase, except at a very high price. The prices of Majestii
Ranges are the same, but we give the set FREE with each Majes
tic Range bought during demonstration week only.
Reasons Why the Great
Majestic You Should Buy
1st.—It has the reputation of being the best range money can buy.
2nd.— It not only has the reputation, but is the best range made
and we will prove this to you if you will let us.
3d.—It is constructed of Malleable iron (material you can't beat!
and of Charcoal Iron (material that resists rust 300 per cent
greater than steel), is riveted together air-tight. No heat escape;
or cold air enters range, thus uses very little fuel to do perfect
work,
4th.—The reservoir alone is worth the price of the range over any
other reservoir made. It boils 15 gallons of water; is heatec
like a tea kettle, with pocket against left-hand lining, and is mov
able, and sets on a frame, hence cannot wear out. When wate;
gets too hot it can be moved away from fire.
MAJESTIC RANGES use less fuel: heat more water--and heat it hotter; costs practically nothing for repairs; last three times as long; bake
better; easier to keep clean and give better satisfaction than any other range on the market. If you knew positively that the above state
ments were true, wouldn’t you buy a Majestic AT ONCE. Come in during Demonstration Week and we will prove it to you.
November 1st to 6th IJ. C. TANNER I Falls City, Nebraska
The Point in Question
THE KINDLY CRITIC
The unusual number of "drunks”
upon the streets last Saturday night
caused considerable comment, and no
little argument. It is customary,you
know, in this connection, to remark
that "they’re from Kansas." Hut
this assertion does not always go un
> hallenged, as was the case last
Sunday when the question came up
for discussion at the hotel. "You
Nebraska people,” remarked the Kan
sas man present, "endeavor to sad
dle all your ‘drunks’ upon Kansas.
Now, I know some of the people that
were staggering upon your streets
last night, and 1 know them to be
‘natives.’ In my humble opinion,
had they been Kansans, they would
have been ‘jugged’ early in the even
ing. You people father your own
drunks—don't endeavor to shove
them onto us. We’ve troubles of
our own.”
The sweater's the thing now-a-days.
It don't make any difference whether
they are becoming to your particular
style of beauty or not the sweater’s
the tiling. If you are slightly elon
gated in build, fair maiden, there
are colors and designs that will elim
inate all that, and make you look just
like Lillian Russell; while if you,
oh, fair woman, are inclined to
plumpness there’s colors and de
signs that will thin you down to
that willowy gracefulness that your
Egyptian sister, Cleopatra so de
lighted in. It’s the real thing, is
the sweater, and if you haven’t one,
go and get one right away, and be
cheerful and happy again.
It seems from statistics recently
gathered that your Nebraskan is a
poor church goer—hardly up to the
standard of some other states, and
the reasons therefor is bothering
, the minds of church workers who
seek a solution for this shortcom
ing and a remedial adjustment of the
same. Here in Falls City i find the
men the only delinquents in this mat
ter—the women of Falls City are
consistent church goers, and take on
prayer meetings, social meetings,teas,
sewing circles, etc., etc., with avid
ity. One good citizen was telling me
recently that his wife was so wrapped
up in church work that she had been
absent from home six successive
evenings, and was almost worn out.
Whatever the reputation Nebraska
may have as to her church goers, Falls
City can show a good vmage, and
along about Easter time few cities
can compare with her.
"Ostler Joe" was the Dili at one
of the moving picture shows several
nights recently. It was a series
of pictures depicting the story of that
poem made famous by Mrs. James
Brown Patter who shocked
Washington society by reciting the
same. It was a “weepy" series of
pictures, and an exhibition in no
wise beneficial to the young. The
characters in the pictures, in part,
were low and vicious, arid while- a
suitable setting for a catchy poem,
is far from being the proper exhi
bition for school toys a.-,#! girls to
look upon. There i.v* maim sad and
regretable things i; life that need
not be thrown upon canvas to In re
membered. The ;,-inted 'acts arc
bad enough—the illustrated facts
art- like unto an - vet dost* of bitter
medicine.
rofc»bil>l> ii ic* iiOi i U fault of tLc
local commercial club that Falls City
has to look to the Atchison Globe or
the Hiawatha World for informa
tion concerning the M. P division
here. It may be that ours is one of
those commercial clubs that never
knows anything along this line until
it becomes common gossip; and
not knowing anything, can impart no
knowledge. Very often so-called
commercial clubs ar* more ornament
al then useful.
It may be that you have plucked
oranges right off th* tr<-< ■> far-away
California, or perchance lu'-ious-look
ing plums, persimmons and grapes aad
their size and tempting exterior led
you to proclaim their excellence long
afterwards. But bow insipid are
these fruits of other - )imi s ■< s com
pared to our own Jonathan apple.
Here is a fruit tha* stands out the
king of them all.- ; oeth.-aet Ne
braska variety w< refer to The
Jonathan Is in a cjj.sk to itself. It
has a coloring and marking of its
own, and a bouquet as fragrant as
the spring violet To oue who has
access to the nobis mathan, a wave
of pity is felt for ce who knows it
not. it is all rig t t< prattle of
other varieties o' apple* and t* J of
their finer points, but when the peer
less Jonathan it t sight it is almost
, j
akin to sacrilege. Other apples there
are that stew well, that hake divinely,
and jis a dumpling are a creation that
does the housewife proud—-but the
Jonathan, all, the Jonathan!
When the Atchison Daily Globe
concedes that Falls City is to be the
main division point of all Missouri
Pacific lines in Nebraska, it would
seem that the doubting Thomases at
home would take heart and begin to
realize that there is “something
doing.”
"It was just awful. There 1 sat
within sight of half of lyy Sunday
school class, and that “Blue Mouse”
up there on the stage half dressed
asking a man to ‘hook her up.”
Wasn’t it just too awful?” Sister
Primrose was talking, and she was
agitated; her face was red and she
breathed heavily. “I supposed it was
a nice show. Sister A. and Sister H.
said they were going—that it was a
‘society play.’ and that it had a run
in New York and Chicago of months
and months. Society play! Good
Lord I mean goodness me—what is
a society play? Why, that Blue
.Mouse thing—I despise and abhor
her, and hope she will never come
back. My husband said it was re
freshing. Refreshing! Good Lord
1 mean goodness me. Hook me up.
hook me up!’ ”
Brighten Up!
Try Our Floor and
Linoleum Varnish
Also our Floor Stains and
Waxes, Japalac and Permalac,
Gold Aluminum PAINT for
stove pipes and radiators. For
any little thing or big thing
in the
Paint Line
we always handle the right
g°ods at the right prices.
McMillan’s
Pharmacy
THE REXALL STORE
Opposite Postoffice Falls City, Neb.
COL. HARDING’S SALE DATES.
He Will Conduct, and Assist in the
Following Sales.
Oct. 21—F, R. Haynes, Auburn.
Oct. 22—S. Zimmerman, Humboldt,
Oct.25—Vaught & Unkefer,Humboldt.
Oct. 26—L. J. Hitchcock, Salem.
Oct. 27—J. G. Parsons, Verdon.
Oct. 28—Christ Leonberger, Humboldt
Oct. 29—Otto Schellenberg, Johnson.
Nov. — — Sikes A: Unkefer, Hum
boldt.
Nov. 4-—Mrs. J. McNoeley, Humboldt.
Nov. 10—A. Gugelman Ai Nofsinger,
Bern.
Nov. 16-rHenry Dittmar, Johnson.
Nov. 17—Fank A. Fuller, Auburn.
Nov. IS—Frank Bennett, Verdon.
Nov. 23—Jacob Roedel, Verdon.
i><'<\ 9—Mrs Mattie Hodge, Stella.
Dec. 14—Herman Weir, So. Auburn.
Dec. 15—Geo. Weaver, Stella.
Dec. 16—A. F. Mortz, Humboldt. 40-3
Dee. 22—W B. Hoppe, Stella.
Jan. 5. 1910—J. F. Weddle, Stella,
bin. 12—Albert Feirclw So. Auburn.
Feb. 2 Win Brandow. Humboldt.
Feb. 15—Win. Thompson, Falls City.
Feb. 16—Rob* it Udie, Bern, Kas.
Is Your Family Reading Worth While
So much of current reading is men -
ly entertaining at best that the ques
tion naturally arises, is it worth
while? Yuui and daughters arc
bound to read something. They hun
ger for stori'-s which take them
into the other half of the world—the
world of abventure, of valor, of
fortune making The problem is to
give them such leaning without put
ting into thejr hands the literature
that is either silly or demoralizing,
The editors of the Youth's Companion
believe that, a periodical ran he made
entertaining and yet worth while, and
the Companion is conducted on that
theory. And that is one reason why
more than half a million American
families read it. The paper is safe,
but not dull. Its tales of adventures
illustrate tie advantages of fortitude
and self reliance. Its stories of char
acter lay stress on the truth that
right conduct is never a mistake.
Every n* w subscriber will find it
of special advantage to send at once
the $1.75 for the new 1910 Volume.
Not only does he get the beautiful
’^Venetian” calendar for 1910, litho
graphed in thirteen colors and gold,
but all the issues of the Companion
for the remaining weeks of 1909 from
the time the subscription is received.
Fhi *Youth'g Companion, Companion
Building. Boston. Mass.
It is in '.me of sudden mishap or
accident that Chamberlain's Liniment
can be rel,- lpon to take the place
of the fanoi y doctor, w ho cannot al
ways be found at the moment. Then
it is that Chamberlain’s Liniment is
never found wanting. In cases of
sprains. cuts wounds and bruises
Chamberlain i Liniment takes out
the soreness and drives away ’he
pain. Sold by all druggists.
IT’S DANGEROUS.
Speaking of Ihe defeat of the re
publican ticket four years ago, when
the third term ticket was defeated,
the Kails Cily News had this to say
in their issue of Nov. 10, 1905:
“We are satisfied that THE PEO
PLE HAVE WON A VICTORY whicn
will teach the politicians and ring
sters a lesson which will prove ever
lasting. The American policy holds
the THIRD TERM proposition as
DANGEROUS TO GOOD GOVERN
MENT.’’
Now, if the American policy held
the “third term” proposition as dan
gerous four years ago, what condi
tions have brought adopt a reversal
in that said American policy.
Fall colds arc; quickly cured by
Foley’s Honey and Tar, the great
throat and lung remedy. The genu
ine contains no harmful drugs - Kerr’
Pharmacy.
Poland-China Sale.
Poland-China hog sale will be held
fit Pulls t’ily, Nob, Saturday, Oct
30, at 1:00 p. in., Chapman's yard.
I will sell 411 head of thoroughbred
Poland-China hogs consisting of 33
males, 33 gilts, I herd hoar, and 1
sow with pigs.
This offering is sired by My Chief
Teeumseh 3d 4SG71, and (rood Cook,
he by Cooks Reserve 41317; he by
King Cook 34400, and the sows are
of the hig kind with lots of quality,
as you will sop sale day. Every
body come and bring crates.
Terms
Cash or time to suit purchaser at, 7
per cent from date.
JOHN \V RIESCHICK.
Auctioneers—Col C. II Marion and
Prank Peck.
Your cough annoys you. Keep on
hacking ami tearing tile delicate mem
banes of your throat if you want to
be annoyed. Rut if you want re
lief, want to he cured, take Chamber
lain’s Cough Remedy Sold by all
iuggists.
An Important
Question
1 )on't cheat yourself by investing in a shoe without
a reputation—reputation counts in footwear the same
as in human beings. Our stock is made up of
Shoes With a Pedigree
We have surpassed all
previous efforts in our;
elaborate array of
Fall and School
Shoes
And every shoe a good
shoe- a pedigreed shoe
At iYloney=Saviri£ Prices I
H. M. Jenne Shoe Store
FALLS CITY, NEBRASKA