f THE FALLS CITY TRIBUNE , FRIDAY , MAY 29 , 1908. All Osleopathic Prescription * I wnnt to help you answer Query No. 131 , "A Preacher's Wife. " She neks : "Will Osteopathy help ? " I will say , yes , for iii 90 per cent , of nil cases there is bone or ppinnl derangement , and there is m her case. 1 will venture that there is a sensitive area from the base of her brain to the tipaof the coccyx , contracted muscles , de ranged tissue , interfering with nerve and blood supply to the whole body , interfering with normal - mal function. The brain cannot act , it cannot get the right kind of messages from the various nerve centers along the spine and viscera The nerve impulse for years in that case has been over-stimulated , which has produced inhibition of the nerve force ( stopped normal action ) . For example , take a horse pulling a load up hill. He has all he can draw. The driver is anx ious to get up faster , so he applies the whip ( stimulation ) . Finally ,1 , the horse gives out ( inhibition ) , which stops normal action. This patient should consult an osteo path , and after a thorough exami nation he might say she needed refet , or a change of environment , and if neither is possible she would be instructed how to live even where she was. Then if she would take treatment , the osteopath would relax all those muscles along the spine , thereby freeing the tension on the nerves to the spinal cord and through the brain giving re lief at once. The bowels will be attended to , the stomach , and in fact nearly everything will need attention in a case of this kind , and can be reached through the innervatiou of the spinal area and with good osteopathic treatment following the instruction that will be given she will improve and in time get well , as hundreds have done in similar conditions. I will make this assertion : Ninety-nine per cent , of all derangements of the body will make themselves manifest on some part of the spinal area , either primarily or eecondarily. If the former it is the cause of , and if ths latter , the effect of the disease. The osteo pathic treatment will relax the muscles , rearrange disarranged tissues and correct any bony sub- iuxatiouo that may be found. I would like to hear from this patient eight months after she begins and 1 could procnose the answer F. M. GODFREY , Helton , Kansas , in the Columbus Medical Journal. Those interested and who would know more of this science can obtain all information by calling : on Dr. Wolfe , over Lyford's store. Colds That Hang On. Colds that bang on in the spring de plete the system , exhaust the nerves and open the way for serious illness , take Foley'3 Iloncy and Tar It quckly stops the cough and expels the cold. It is n safe and certain in icsuita. Kerr's Pharmacy. < Plan-Wood Scandal. Although the country at larjje has not been wrought up to any appreciable pitch of excitement over the troubles of Senator Platt and Mae Wood , the some what sudden and decidedly sen sational denouement of the trial , which landed the woman in jail for perjury and forgery , if , not without interest. In spite of his own confession that "he was an old fool1 and the quiescent concurrence of the general public in that sentiment , there is something1 rather pa thetic in the spectacle of this feeble old war horse of New York politics being- hounded to his grave by a woman seeking his money. MUG Wood inay or may not be a mere adventuress , but she seems to have been per fectly willing to make an expos , ure of herself in a public trial that would have been humiliat ing' to any woman ot modesty and self-respect. The Wood woman's claims to recognition as a wife are not convincing , but nevertheless Senator Platt placed himself in a most embarrassing position , This veteran master of men , this skilled wizard of the game oi politics who has been "boss" in New York for several decades might have lived out the decliu- ing days of his life in repose it not in happiness and honor , had he not tried to match his wits against those of a woman. There ic demonstrated his weakness , and perhaps he is reaping the logical reward. The woman in this sensational case is not a young and imprcs. sionable girl. In fact , there are : hose who consider her an exceedingly - > ceedingly shrewd and scheming woman of the world. In the present case she had much to jain financially and little to lose n any other way. If there is tny sympathy for the doting old gallant because of his pathetic state of mind and body , there is very little for the woman. Per japs the whole case may be Tuthiully summed up in the words of Justice O'Gorman when n committing1 Mae Wood to jail , he said : "The court cannot be- ieve irora the evidence that there was ever a marriage. On : he merits of the case every is sue has resulted iu the court's impression that the plaintiff has committed willful perjury in this case , " and that it is "a most wicked design to support a false and fictitious claim by forgery and perjury. " K. 0. Journal. Chronic Constipation Cured. One who sullers from chronic consti pation Is in danger of many serious nil- neat. Foley's Orlno Laxative cures hronlc constipation as it aids diges tion and stimulates the liver and bow els , restoring the natural action of these organs. Commence taking it to day and you will feel better at once , Foley's Orlno Laxative does not nun- scale or gripe and is pleasant to take. Refuse substitutes. Kerr's Pharmacy. Social Affairs. Mrs. D.M. Meyer's entertained the following ladies last Friday afternoon in honor of Mrs. Bushnell of Miledgeville , Illi. , Mrs. L. N. Reid , Mrs. A. R. Williams , Mrs. Bushnell , Mrs. D. M. Saylor , ' Mrs. S. C. Flick- inger , Mrs. 0. V. Flickinger , Mrs. 0. R. Gaston , Mrs. Mahlon Liclity and Mrs. N. Musselman of Falls City The ladies were required to jive a description of their wed ding , giving date , age , when named , hour , manner of dress , number of guests and etc. This proved very interesting , especi ally the description of the dress es. A two course luncheon was served. The occasion was no exception to the pleasure Mrs. Meyers always gives her guests when she entertains. Merrill News. "Ned Stoughton of Falls City is connected with the Parker shows in town this week. Which reminds me of an incident. Twenty-seven years ago , Frank Everest , a friend of mine , wrote a play , and he asked me to as sist him in putting it on the road for a short trip. So I became - came a show manager for three days ; we visited Falls City , Ilumboldt and Tecumseh. We had a band and orchestra. Co. rum Young led the band , and Proi. Plato the orchestra. Dr. Evans , Will Ilaskell , Frank Todd , and a do/.en others were among the actors. It was a fro > lie from start to finish ; for all those taking part , except the manager , who had a hard tune and lost money. But people still think I made a fortune by the venture ; people still take me to one side , and ] ask , 'Now , down on the dead , to go no fur ther , how much did you make with Frank Everest's play ; And members ot my company are still grumbling. I was talk ing about the trip to-day to Co rum Young and he complained because Prof. Plato , althougl ; he pretended to play cornet it the band , really didn't play , leaving all the hard work tc Mr. Young. And Alois Phillipi to-day complained because o : Prof. Plato's son , who playet in the orchestra , and w a n t e t Alois' part. We made a stree' ' parade at Falls City , where : formerly lived , and/where it was supposed I had acquaintances who would patronize the show. I walked at the head of the pa- radeas managers do in real min strel parades , and Ned Slough- ton , then a boy , sat on the side walk watching1 me. I didn 't feel very comfortable anyway , but as I went by the boy , I heard him 'L-o-ok a-t 1-d E-cl. say , - - - o - - . Il-o-w-e ! ' What he had in his mind was , 'lie thinks he is smart , but he is not. ' After the show at Falls City , members of the company adjourned to a bar room , and had a time. Ed. Min- nick , a well known Falls City fighter , came in and wanted to whip my actors , they were sebum bum , and I had considerable dif ficulty in coaxing him out of the notion. All the Atchison travel ing men along" the line traveled with the company , and by the time we reached Tecumseh , there were fifty men in the street par ade. Jule Seitz borrowed an alto horn and played in the band. It was at Tecumseh , also , where Alois Philipp threatened to quit and return home , because there was no tire in his room at the hotel. I will never forget my three days as manager ot a show ; it was an experience I do not care to repeat. " E. WH. . in Atchison Globe. Road Draff Prizes. The fund to be used in paying the road drag- prizes has been added to until it now amounts to over $400. The six mail carriers on the routes out of Tarkio are expected to circulate the subscrip tion paper until the sum totals $600 ; a hundred dollars to the route. The general committee' appointed to have supervision over the contest and appoint judges on the several routes , named the judges and took them over the routes the fore part of this week. Names of the judges will be published next week. The above from the Tarkio Herald shows how they solve the road drag proposition over in Missouri which might be worked to advantage in these parts. It is worth considering. It Is a pity to see a person neglect in dlcations of kidney or bladder trouble that may result in bright's disease when ? olej's Kidney Remedy will correct Ir regularities and strengthen these or gans , take Foloy'a Kidney Remedy at the first sign of danger. Kerr's Phar macy. Proud of Our Walks. Talk about good walks. How many of our people are aware of the fact that there is a con tinuous string of cement or brick walks the entire length ol Stone street from the south end to the High school , a distance of about nineteen blocks. This is true. In fact there are very few board walks to be found in the city and a majority of those have been condemned and will be replaced by cement ones as soon as pos sible. This is a record to be proud of. REPORT OF THE CONDITION Of The ralli City State Dank of Tails City , Nrbraftkat Charter No. ISO , Incorporated In the State o ( Nebraska , at the clo e of liiulitcin , May 14. I < KW. KKSOl'KCrft , I.oaim ami Discounts. . . . .5170,0'l.94 ) Overdrafts , secured ami unsecured W4.03 ll.iiiUliis hoii c ftirnltmoaiul fUuues. 13,200.00 Current cxpensei ami tares palil . 1331.V3 Duo from nat'l , state amt nrhato banks and bankers. J7l,3R ' . > Checks and Items of exchange 232.97 ) Currency . 3,000.00 C.1BU > I Coin . 6.058,35 Total cash on hand . 80&39.9) ) Total . 266.IOO.S6 Capital stock paid In . $50.00000 Surplus fund . . . 10,000.00 UndMdid profits . 6.301.12 Indhldtial deposits subject to check. . . . . . SI47.47S.62 Demand certificates of de posit . 31,624.55 Certified checks . 4,54000 Due to nat'l , state and private banks ami bankets . 16,256.57 199.899.74 Total . 266.200.86 SS Cotmtvof Richard I. VCi A. Oreenwald , cashier of the above named bank , do hereby swear that the abo\c statement Is a correct and true copy of the report madu to the State Ilankltitf Hoard. \V. A. OnirVAU > , Cashier. ATTEST : W. U. DOKKIMITON , Director. T. J. OIST. Director. Subscribed and \\uni to before me thlft2nd day of May. 1903. JOHN \V. I'ownit. Notary 1'ubllc. My commission expires November 25 , 1"HW. REPORT OF THE CONDITION Of The Hank of Salcm , of Salem , Nebraska. Charter No. 359 , Incorporated In the Stale of Nebraska , at the close of business May 14 , 1W. HKSOUKCUS. Loans and Discount . sl4.7l ! > b03 Overdrafts. secured and unsecured . W.70 Hanklnir house , furniture and fixtures Jl.b'-rt.S Current expenses and taxes paid . 702.12 Due from national , state and private banks and bankers . 12.U73.10 Total Cash on hand . ! ) 010 57 Total . jlli1.2iW.4S Capital stock paid In . $ JO.OOOOO Surplus fund . . 10,000.00 Undivided profits . 2.961.1" Dcnnnd certificates of de posit . $56,550.31 Time certificates of deposit lr ,74000 72,200.31 Total . 1115,200.48 STATE or NEliKASKA , County of RIchardKon , I , K. I ) . Huston , Cashier of the aboie namcil bank , ilo swear that the abo\e statement is a correct and true copy of the report made to the State Ilanklnir Hoard. Hoard.R. . II , HUSTON , Cashier. ATTIST : S. 1 > . OIST , Director. T. J. OtbT , Director. Subscribed and suorn to before me this 20th day of May. 1903. OUV P. OKKI'NWALII. Notary I'nlillc. My commission expires December 22 , 1411. No Believer In Luck. "I not bit " am a superstitious" remarked Ward Knight yestur- day. "The black cats and ghosts and cross roads and moon over your right shoulder and spilling the salt and all ot that tommy rot never appealed to me at all. And luck is another thing I do not believe in. A man gets what he gets and that is all there is to it. He might be unfortunate and he might be the opposite but luck does not enter into the question at all. Now isn't it queer that after all my antagon ism in this respect that I should always "spit on the bait" when I am fishing ? And yet if this was not done and my catch should be small I would immediately - diately blame my not expector ating on the bait as the cause. Queer , isn't it. W f HOR 1 * j ! AND Fat and broke to work from 4 to 8 years old. Bring in your stock and get the highest market price , at Mettz's Sale Pavilion , in Palls Citv , Sal. , MAY 30 J. W. OW Most Extensive Dealer in United States. Farmers Business We give particular attention to the business of farmers. We cordially invite them to make this their banking home. t COMPARATIVE STATEMENT OF RESOURCES 5 * I'ebrnnrr 2-\li , 1U0.1 IVbrnary 27lh , 1TOI 19.1W1.UI * I'ebruary ssth , HW.1 . 211,1112.70 iVlirnar ) iMtli , 1IHM 110,1711. lt > * I ehrunrr 2ftli , UW. IVbrnaryMlli , HVVi M,4H.tfl ยง > Marcli 2 h , IttW FARMERS STATE BANK , Preston , Nebraska. Operating under Stale Inspection and Control .SEASONABLE GOODS I . . . Here are a few things in our line that we feel sure would interest you at this season of the year. The MOTOR WASHER , aMonday morn ing necessity that you cannot afford to be without. Then we have the JEWEL GAS OLINE STOVE , the ALASKA REFRIGATOR , the house wife's friends this hot weather. , Lowe Bros' . , PAINT will interest you , both in quality and price. CALL AND LOOK THROUG OUR LINE J. C. TANNER Ours Arc "Dependable" Goods FALLS CITY , NEB. i SPECIAL SALE French China Dinnerware , Havilnnd & Go's. Ranson pattern , in a pink rose decoration with delicate green leaves. We carry this pattern in stock and can sell you any piece you may break. An extra large salad bowl to match , FREE with each 100 piece set , $40 per set. : - : Three patterns of Avenir Limoge French China in pink spray , rose bud and violet spray decorations. Special price $27-50 for 100 piece set. The sets will be displayed in our south window. See them. Chas. M. Wilson's The Falls City Roller Mills 1 o Docs a general milling business , and manufactures the (5 ( following1 brands of flour i (5c SUNFLOWER MAGNOLIA CROWN The above brands arc gunrantced to be of the highest possible - sible quality. We also manufacture all mill products and conduct a general Grain , Live Stock and Coal Business 3 w and solicit a share of your patronage P. S. Heacock & Son Falls City , Nebr. Did See ? Those Fine Buggies and Surries we just received .a car load of Moon Bros. , c Surries , Buggies said Sprisvg Wagons The only place to buy and to see the most up-to- date Vehicles is at Werner Mosiman & Co. , and the way they go out is a proof they are The Best Money Can Buy We also have a complete line of Farm Impliments just fresh and up-to-date. Our prices are in reach of every one , call and see us before you buy. We lead them all. Remember , we carry everything in the Impliment lintv such as Gas Engines , Wind Mills , Pumps , Tanks , Pipe and Fittings. Also are agents for"the Pure Sofi C3.bie Lightning Rod and just the thing you need to Protect your Mouse and Barn. Get our price and be protected from Lightning. Call and see us we can save you money. Yours .truly , Werner , Mosiman AND COMPANY