THE FALLS CITY TRIBUNE , FRIDAY , APRIL i7 , IPOS. A Common Mistake. < Muny women inhttiKO kidney and bladder troubles for some Irregularity peculiar to the sex. Foley's Kldnoy Remedy corrects Irregularities and makes women xvoll. MUs Ciirrlo Hut- don , Howling Green , ICy. , writes : ' * I suffered mueti pnln Irom kldnev and blrdder trouble until I started to use Foley's Kidney Ucmedy. The first bottle pnvo ino pruat relief , and after taklnc the second bottle I was entirely well. Kerr's Pharmacy , The prospects arc fine for a big- fruit crop this year. Don't be pessimistic and know something will happen , but just think how good all this fruit will taste after last years shortage. The Cough Syrup that rids the system of n cold by acting &B a cathartic on the bowels is Bees is the original laxative cough syrup , contains no opiates , gently moves the bowels , carryinfi the cold off through the natural channels , Guaranteed to give satisfaction or money refunded. A. G. WANNER will stand during : the season of 1908 at my place known as the WEAVER FARM 8 miles southwest of Falls City , 5,1 j miles southeast of Salem , 6 miles north of Merrill , Kansas. ST. ANTHONY IS A PERCHERON five years old in April 190S. Has a seal brown color. Weighs 1 ( > 00 pounds. Perfect individual with good disposition. TERA1S : SlOOOto insure colt to stand and suck , should owner part with mare or remove from county services become due am payable at once. W. America's Tlierminal Wonderland ARKANSAS Curative waters , health ful and agreeable cli mate , restful surround ings every form of rec reation if desired , all completely illustrated and described in our new booklet , also rates at hotels , bath houses , etc. , etc. Missouri Pacific Iron Mountain DIRECT THROUGH ROUTE ( all on vciur lor il ! it ; < Miter or iicliln - - B. P. PAYHE ral ' ' - ' r .Hid inkct St. Louis , Mo. IVORY FQLi ! FOR FURNITURE and PIAKOS "Good For Any Wood " and prism re-uovts sumi nnil relores lh < = linuli G iur in d to Bi\e pe f-cj < a < > lin in Ah-u. f ly tha but loiith int't ' Anti > t no tLtkii- lute If > MI ie. . i 1 < isn l Cjtty i ! ' .Mid uf Ins iiiiir and MI II tee ihnt t i\i aie tap- plied Price 2Gc and COc MANUFACTURED QY ORCHARD 4. WltHElM , Omaha , Hcfcr . . & * D. S. ricCarthy \ \ 1DRAY AN1D r I'rompt attention plvuu to the removal of house hold jrooils PHONE NO. 211 C. H. HARION | AUCTIONEER , ' ) _ _ _ - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Sales conducted in | scientific and busi- I nesslilcc manner 1 [ C. H. MARION I \ Falls City , Nebraska \ ; , Per flood Sales , Good Service , Pro > > Returns Ship Voitr Stock to < > I Geo. R. Barse ? UVB STOCK COA1MISS10N CO. . Write u ( or Alnrkct Reports 7 Kansas City. Mo. , t , WE SELL CATTLE AND HOGS DR. H. T. HAHN VETERINARIAN Oiiice and residence first door north of city pnrk. Phone 203. FALLS CITY , NEBRASKA EDGAR R. MATHERS El N T "I © T Phones : Nos. 177 , 217 SAM'L. WAUL BUILDING pit ; M. I. WILSON PHYSICIAN and SURGEON Office and Residence over McMillan's Drug Store. Phone 329. FALLS CITY , NEB JOFIKI WmTSR ATTORNRY Practice in Various C'onrts. Collections Attended To. Notary Public. FALLS CITY R. F3. ROBRRTS Ollice over Kerr's Phurniiicy Olllce Phone 2GO Residence Phone 271 W. S. FAST PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON ( Ilcplle ce 1CO Phono- - ( onlcJ 5- FALLS OUT , NEBRASKA DR. C. N. ALLISON E > : JEL MOM * s Phone 248 Over Ulehnrdson Conntj Bank. FALLS CITY , NEBRASKA Pain , anywhere , uan be quicklj stopped by one of Dr. Shoop's Pink Pain Tablets. Pain tilvvajs means con gction unnatural blood pressure. Dr Shoop's Pink Pain Tablets simply coa.x congested blood awuy from pain cen tors. These Tablets known by clrup sri-ts as Dr. Shoop's Ileadaohc Tablet simply equulUo the blood circulatloi anJ then pain alwuvs departs In 21 mlnut e. UUTablcU 2 > cents. Wriu Dr. Sheep , llacinoVi - . , for free pack u.rt ; ? . Sold b , till drulfi . StninaoU trrmMo U hut n symptom of. and not In Itvjlf u truidisou i. \Ve Uimk of Uyipepsta. Heartburn. and Indigestion as nul dlwaiei , yet tliy are symptoms only of a certain vpecific Ken o sl < knuM uothtne elio. It was this fart thut hr.t correctly led Dr. Bhoop in the creation of that now very popular Stoinacli KHimdy Dr. Snoop' Heitonitlvs. Going direct to th stomach nerves , alone brought that ucoew an 1 favor to l > r. hhoopand his Kuitorativa. Witt * 01 1 that original anil highly vital principle. DC B.i'li lasting urcompll ihmtr nt > were i-vur to be lu d , fur toc .ich dlktruij , blontlng , blilousnvsi , LAC tircith and fallow coirpl"xlon. try Dr. Shoop'j "t-i-Btivi T. M-ts or Licjuid and toe tor row fT \\tiiit it n.n und \\ill do. Wa sell and cowp fuhy ru Dr. ( ALL DEALERS ) Wliattodo With Emma. As Emma Cioldmnn has boon hold up at the Canadian border , and tlio Canadians are no more anxious to add her to their jopnlation than Ye are to see icr return , there is some ques- ion as to what should be done vith this high priestess of an- nrchv and general cu sedness. Vs this country lias no quarrel vith Canada , it seems hardly air or neighborly to force theme o keep her , even if they have Menty of room : no place is big1 nouijli for Emma to get lost in t , and she would be sure to how up with her bundle of rouble wherever Canadians gather in large numbers. No oubt the ardent desire of both ountries is to deport her to Russia , to which land she seems ightfully to belong , whether he was born there or not. But lussia has an abundance of trouble without importing any. Of course , Emma might not add a great deal to the sum total of Russian woe , which is likely the reason she objects so siren uously to deportation. The lare of limelight is really more lear to Emma than either hell or reform , in both of which she lisplays considerable activity. And she claims she is a citizen of this country , which is not only hard on the country , but nay otherwise complicate mat ters. Perhaps , after all , we shall be compelled to again ad- nit her to the land of the free. i3ut this old girl has been too ree , and she should have her Held of activity limited if she returns. To all intents and purposes , she is a criminal , and a bad one , at that. There are a lot of lawyers in this country. Some of them are very clever , and not all are busy. Would it not be possible lor some of them to convict this woman of one of the many crimes for which she is undoubtedly responsible ? That would clear the situation wonderfully. Emma would be out of the way for a while ; she would have a good , warm home , and would have no chance to be always complaining about being out of emplopment. She might learn to be a good shoemaker , or something useful in the course of a few years. It is even pos sible that she might in time come to have a little regard for the law , if she were compelled to bow to it every day for a term of years. And her incarceration would give the detectives and secret service men an opportun ity to take a long-needed vaca tion Atchison Globe. Piles are easily and quickly checked with Dr. Shoop's Magic Ointment. To prove It 1 will mall a small trial box as u convincing test. Slir.ply addri'-s Dr. Sheep , Racine. Wts. I surely would not bend It free unless I was certain that Dr.Shoop's Magic Ointment would stand the test. Remember It is made expressly and alone for swollen , pain ful , bleeding or itching piles , either external or internal. Largo jar 50c. Sold by nil dealeiv Full Line of Emblem Cards. Cards lend an air of refinement and culture to a person which , cannot be attained in any other way. The Tribune has just re ceived a fine sample line of einb- em cards which we will be glad to show you. If you belong to any secret order you need an emb lem card. Come in and get our prices and we can furnish you the finest line ever brought to the city to choose from , and at prices within the reach of all. An Insidious Danger. One of tne wor t features of kidney trouble is thut it ie tin insidious dUeu e and before the victim reuli/e * his dan ger be may have u fatal malady. Take t'oley'b Kidney Remedy at tbc firel sign of trouble as It corrects Irregular ! ' ties and prevents Bright' * disease and diabetic. Korr' * Pharmacy. Take Notice. Hunting- , fishing : erin in any manner on what is known as the Gardner land south oi Falls City or about the Culp lakt near the M. P. depot , is forbidder and will be prosecuted to the ful 'extent ' of the law. LKWIS PUIGE. No More Evesdroppinp. Persons living on the country telephone linen , who have here tofore been in the habit of eaves , dropping , will in the future be confronted with a severe prob lem when they take their receiv er from the hook. Instead ol listening as they expect , the moment they take their receiver down it rings central and central mows exactly who is the guilty party. The new system makes this possible and although all the phones on the country lines are not fixed this way as yet , it will not be long until the } ' will je equipped with the central .Mierjiy system , making it im possible lor anyone to hear what the others arc talking of. This \\ill not only be a direct benefit to the subscribers on the country lines but will put a top to the greatest evil of country service , that of eaves dropping. The city phones are also fixed with a similar system , and when anyone is talking no other party can listen without ringing cen tral. There are three and four plumes on one line in the city system and when a person rings central no other person on this line may ring central until that party finishes talking. Yet it is impossible for persons to hear others talking on their individu al line. When the system is perfected central will not be able to listen to persons on the lines without disconnecting them , and by this new system persons may talk without fear of any one else hearing what they say. Auburn Herald. That languid , lifeless feeling tha comes with sprlnir and early summer , can be quickly changed to u feeling ol buoyancy and energy by the judicious use of Dr. Shoop's Restorative. The Restorative Is a genuine tonic to tired , run-down nerves , and but r few dorps Is needed to satisfy the usei that Dr. Shoop's Restorative Is iietuull } reaching that tired spot. The Indoot life of winter nearly always leads tf sluggish bowels , and to sluggish clreu lation In general. The customary lacli of exercise and out-door air ties up the liver , stagnates the kidnuyanil oft < times weakens the [ Icarl'a action Use Dr. Shoop's Restorative a few weeks and all will be changed. A few days test will tell you that you are using the right remedy. Yon will easily and surely note the change Iroin today. Sold by all dealers. When C. II. Kerr's "Little Dolly - ly Dimples" company comes tc the Grand Theater one day nexl week , theatre-goers may have the opportunity of seeing a newly married couple on the stage and likewise , a chance to jolly them n little. They were married one day lust week on the singe at the Tabor- Grand in Denver , and she whc was Miss Myrtle Bliss is now Mrs , Harold Hung. The ceremony war witnessed by the entire audience many of whom participated in the reception afterwards. Miss Grace Cameron , at the head of the com pany , gave away the bride , and AI Lawrence , comedian , attended tlu gromn. Both the principals have been with the company Jive years , 10. . .lonrnal. Kind of Religion Needed. Wanted , a religion that cai swim , skate , play ball , row a boat Inngh and enjoy life in every brigh and wholesome way. We Imvi religion oppressive , depressive am rarely expressive of any feeliuj except painful beriousnnss. On religion lacks rich blood , tense vigorous muscles , regular pulse Why not le.ll the young folks o our churches aud ( Sunday school thut religion brightens the hear and brings to life its richest enjoy went ? What we need is not re ligion ( or the cemetery , but religioi for the office , the store , the shop the school , the farm and the home Tom be tone piety is nnprcusive ii the wouulight , but sunlight tueuu health , happiness , loug life , sue and riututuifit. ! . Ex. Keachos the spo stops pain. , TI\ Great I'llo Itetr oily. I'nt vip I tubes wltlructi n-izzlo. 50 cent : itff > 7 t i j | 4fj i * vj fj f $ f2 " * SPECIAL OBJECT" It is a common practice for people to lay aside money for a special object ; J to satisfy a particular need ; or to provide - * T vide against a possible emergency. * i Our facilities for handling such busi"i ness are most excellent.Vhen * f money has been left with us for a specific purpose , we carefully carry out * T the desires of the depositor. * f I FARMERS STATE PIILSTON , NLuimsim \ w Operating Under State Inspection and Control. J * * * tf * * M * * S * * * * 4 * * * * § * * * * * * * * | Pittsburg Electric 1 I -WELD FENCE1 We carry a full line = a - of this celebrated = 3 Fencing in the OrnaIS : mental , Field a n d = 2 The Electric Weld makes this the acknoweledg- ed peer of Woven Wire Fencing. We also have a nice line of "Sure Match" Incubators - bators , which we"will be pleased to explain to those interested. Give us a call before purchasing. J. C. TANNER Ours Arc "Dopondablo" Goods FALLS CITY , NEB. DON'T FORGET $ * % * CIIAS. M. WILSON'S is headquarters for Cut Glass , Fancy China , Dinnerware , Lamps , Glassware and in fact everything that goes to make a * Complete China Store * We also have a complete stock of Good Groc- f * cries , Fruits and Vegetables. Minnesota T Early Ohio Seed Potatoes at Chas. M. Wilson's * The Falls City Roller Mills I C Does a general milling business , and manufactures the following brands of flour SUNFLOWER MAGNOLIA CROWN The above brands are guiirantccd to be of the highest pos sible quality. We also manufacture all mill products and conduct a geiier.il Grain , Live Stock and Coal Business and solicit a share of your patronage 3 3 § P. S. Heacock & So , Fails City , Nebr. Fanners Attenton ! We want to call your attention to one of the most complete and up-to- date stocks of Farm Implements just from the factories. Remember , we do not change to a new line , every year we carry the Best Makes money can buy , Moline and Canton line , they need no introduction. We also carry themostcomplete and largest stock of Buggies , we have the celebrated Aloon Bros. Buggies and Surries and also hennex and Keys. Remember , we have the Buggie Business , and if you need a Buggy or Surry call and sec us , we can siave you money. Remember , we carry in stock at all times Gas En gines , Manure Spreaders , Windmills , Pumps , Tanks , Pipe and everythin in the Implement line. Don't forget to have us put on your house and barn W. C. Shinn's Copper Cable Lightning Rod. Yours truly , for business. AND COMPANY