THE FALLS CITY TRIBUNE , FRIDAY , JANUARY 17 , 1908
Now and Then
The way the advent of the Ncv
Year is celebrated in some of tin
large cities in Ihis'country is :
travesty on civilization and u dis
grace to the morality of the na
tion. Every table in the grea
New York cafes had been cngag
cd for New Years eve for month !
ahead. After the theaters wen
closed the crowds repaired t (
Shcrrvs , The Waldorf , and othei
great restaurants and provided tc
net drunk. It is estimated thai
$250,000 was spent for wine alone
Under the influence of liqtioi
young women with cigarettes ir
their mouths stood upon tablet
with skirts raised and tried tc
kick tlic chandeliers out of tin
ceilings. In an upstairs private
dining room some young sports ,
and old ones too , had a theatrical
entertainment which consisted of
oriental dancers in what Trilby
called "the altogether. " The
vulgar indcccnies of such perform
ances is disgusting. The idle
rich , or at least some ol themarc
about as near beasts as any specie
of man the world knows.
The lateJ. Steling Morton said
years ago that if some chemist
would compound a specific for
hog cholera h would pay every
farm debt in the state within ten
years. This statement is one
that at first seems broad but we
believe it to be a true one. Thous
ands of hogs have died in Rich
ardson county alone wiUiin the
last year. We know of one farm
er who lost nearly 1000 in sis
weeks. Nothing that he could dc
seemed to arrest the disease.
Many ho s are lost through in
judicious feeding , and many more
because they are not given propel
care in the way of dr } ' warm
quarters. We have heard farnv
ers boast that their hogs nevei
get the cholera , as though thej
had some patent on good con
and proper feeding. No farmei
is immune from this dread calam
ity though the danger can be
minimised bv proper care am
feeding.
Gee , don't some of the swell :
back cast spread it on ! A Philndcl
phia man with more money thai
sense gave a party for an 18 yeai
old daughter last week that cos
$100,000. If a Richardson Coun
ty man is very fortunate hi
might earn $5,000 a year. This
Philadelphia father spent in om
night what it would take tlu
$5,000 man twenty years to earn
Then , what kind of training ii
this spend thrift giving h i i
daughter. What will she know
of the real and ending values o
life ? What kind of a wife wil
she make ? Some body ought t <
take this Philadelphia father ou
in the back yard for a heart U
heart talk. No wonder that i
rich New Yorker said on Ui
death bed a few years ago , "Oh ,
that my son could have the ad
vantages of the poor. "
The llnest CotTco Subslltuu ovoi
made , has recently boon produced bj
Dr. Sheep of Itnclnu , Wls. You don'
huvo to boll It twenty or thirty mlnu
.es. "Mudo In n mlnuto" says tin
doctor. "Health ColToo" U really tin
closest colToo Imitation over yet pro
duced. Not u grain of real colTeo In I
cither. Health ColToo Imitation li
Hindu from pure toasted cereal ? 01
grains , with malt , nuts , etc. Ueally I
would fool an export wore ho to un
knowingly drink it for collee' I'red 13
Suhmlti.
A Brilliant Star
People who look in the heiivene
these- evenings , uotiee u very bril
limit star near the moon. Thi
star is VemiH and is not near n
brilliant now HB it will be- Inter on
It is the evening star mid a niontl
from now will bo BO bright that i
will be frequently seen in the da ;
time , The position of Venus am
the cresciMit moon , at the pri-sen
iiuio IB what ouggested the eta
and the crescent to the Turk
when they adopted it for the em
b'om on the banners of Molmin
med.
The Fnlls City Odd Fdlowa koji
open house and had a fincimiKiei
program for guests Now Year
day. A doin'n like that helps
lodge. Hiawatha World.
A Atcritcd Tribute
Lack of time Inst week prevent
ed a more extended notice of tin
t music romlpted by Un
Orchestra at the Odd Fel
lows reception onNew Years even
ing. The Ladies Oieliestni i
certainly u credit to the mn&icii
talent of this city. The member
are MIBB Alice Cleaver , lender
Mies Anita Wilson. Miss Edm
Brown and Miss Ethel Cade , vie
liuists ; Miss Florence Cleaver
pianist ; Clarence Smith , trombone
Prof. Toblie , clarinet ; and GUI
Drook , coronet.
Their rendering of the eouf
with orchestra accompaniment , o
'Good Nitf lit Beloved Good Night'
with Miss Edna Crook as solois
was a perfect gem. Miss Orool
uas a sweet well trained voice
jlending nicely with the soft mel
ow tones of the instruments. Tin
music floating over the hall as i
whole , no onn instrument showing
my prominence- over Hie others
which showH tin ; leader has a fim
conception of harmony and tin
members of the orchestra all wel
.rained.
The rendering of "Good Nigh
Uoloved Good Night" wae the fin. .
ishing touch to an excellent pro
'ram , and in producing it tlu
LadioB Orchestra gave our citi'/.oiif
not only a big treat but a big stir
prise , for but few know there woi
such an excellent musical orgam
/ntion in our midst.
When the Stomach , Heart , or Kid
ney nerves get weak , then thes-e or
gans always fall. Don't drug tin
Stomach , nor Btlmulatu the' Heart 01
Kidneys. This Is simply a makeshift
Get u prescription known to druggist
everywhere us Dr. Shoop's ttestoratlve
The Restorative U prepared express ! ]
'or these weak Inside nerves. Strength
en these nerves , build them up will
Dr. Snoop's Restorative tablets o
llquia and see how quickly help wll
come. Free sample test sent on re
quest by Dr. Sheep , Racine. WIs
Your health Is surely worth this slm
plo test. Sold by all dealers.
Taft and Labor
About fourteen years ago Secretary
rotary Taft , then a district federo
judge in Ohio , sent n labor leade
to jail for violating an injunction
The injunction w a s director
against interference with the em
ploycB of a railroad then in chargi
of the federal government thru i
receivership. II i B action ha
never boon criticised by unbiiiHw
authority , and most of the la DO
men involved admitted its jiiHlici
after their feeling had calmed
Yet from that da } ' to this a runio
has floated over the land 'tha
Taft is an enemy to labor.
In all his oilieial condiut in tin
ensuing years his fairness ti
labor , union and non-union labo
alike , has not been questioned b ;
disinterested persons. Yet tha
rumor lives , and the federation o
labor in Now England states thi
week denounces Taft as an enem ;
of labor.
In answer to questions propound
ed by the secretary of the Ohi (
federation of labor Mr. Taft ap
proves of statutes defining tin
rights of labor in controversial
with their employers , likewise tin
form of injunctions issued in labo
disputes. H o favors a statuti
prohibiting restraining orders 01
the evidence of only one side. Hi
has no objection to giving persoin
charged with contempt the righ
of trial before some other judgi
than the one making the charge
It is hard to understand how tha
ancient rumor con keep afloat ii
face of this. If it is heard fron
again it is a safe guess that th
propelling po\vt r is a friend neither
or of labor nor of Tuft. Lineoli
Journal.
Trial Catarrh treatments are bom
mailed out free , ou request , by Di
Sheep , UuelnoVS. | . These tests ar
proving to the people without
penny's cost the croat value of thi
bulentlne proscription known to drut
irlbta everywhere u Dr. Shoop'
Catarrh Remedy , Sold by all dealer :
Dave MeCoy sold the mo *
cigars for his house and- took th
prizes of set of FLiviland chin
plates and a mn$50 suit of clothe ?
Dave is certainly all right. Hin
watha World.
FROM HIS FRIEND "MIKE"
Mean Trick Played by Practical Jok
ers on Man Who Carried Hob'
by to Extremes.
A rich mid well known citizen of
an ens torn city bonsts of nit extraor
dinary collection of hooks wherein
the authors have inscribed ( heir au
tographs.
H is rumored thai the envy and
frequently the scepticism of his
friends have been aroused by tin1
flattering inscriptions in question. '
and some cynics have even gone so
far as to hint of a similarity in j
handwriting throughout the collec
tion.
tion.The
The citizen recently purchased n
rare edition of Montaigne's Essays.
One evening , at dinner , the costly
volume was passed from hand to
hand and for n time fhe owner lost
sight of i ( . When , however , it did
finally come hack to him he was as-
fonishcd to find on the fly leaf this
inscription :
"To John IJInnk , from his old
friend and classmate Mike Mon
taigne. " Harper's Weekly.
CONSPIRATORS
Youngster Well , I finally made sister -
tor throw herself Into George's arms
last night !
Mother Hless you , my child ; But
how did you manage It ?
Youngster Just peeked through the
parlor door , and at the right time
yelled "rats ! "
CIPHER CODE.
"So the dining room orchestra
plays by instruction , oh ? " paid the
new arrival.
"Oh , yes , " replied the corpulent
proprietor. "When 1 notice n guest
sipping hot coffee I signal 'P. L. '
That means 'piny loud. ' "
"Rather interesting. "
"Yes , and then when 1 see one
eating soup with a great deal of
noise I signal , ' ! ' . Y. L. ' That means
'play very loud. ' "
"Clever , very clever. Is thnt nil of
the code ? "
"Oh , no. When a man starts to eat
? orn off the cob , J hurry up and sig
nal M > . T. . L. A. li. T. C. ' "
"And what docs that menu ? ' '
"Why , piny blamed loud and bent
the cymbals. "
LOOKS AND SOUND.
A teacher in one of the lower
qrndes of the public schools gave a
talk to her pupils the other day
about proverbs. After citing several
proverbs , such ns the one about the
early bird and others , she told the
pupils flint they wore each to write
onio old proverb and bring it to
school next day.
The next day when the teacher
took up the proverb proposition
again , one little girl handed in this :
' 'Forrick's change is no robbery. "
"Did you copy that from n book or
from n phonograph ? " asked the
teacher. Cleveland Plain Denier.
VERY SENSITIVE.
"Yes , " laughed the jolly drum
mer , "when they come aboard the
irnin , I bet the hoys in the smoker
they wore on their honeymoon. I
won. "
"IFow did you prove it ? " asked
the hotel clerk.
"Dead cnsy. 1 slipped into the din
ing car while they were lunching
and every time the waiter mention
ed any dish thnt had rico in it the
bride blushed and quickly culled for
something else. "
LETTING HIM OFF CHEAPLY.
"How much do J owe you for
cleaning nnd pressing thnt pair of
trousers ? " asked the poet of his
tnilor.
The tnilor sighed gently ns he
flicked a hit of dust from the trous
ers and began to fold them np.
"Well sir " he snid
, , compassion
ately , 'it will ho just fifty cents thii
trip. 1 don't want to charge you
more than the pants is wu'th. "
HAD ALL THE REQUISITES
Candidate's Qualifications for Admis
sion to Dar Satisfactory to
Florida Judge.
"Examinations for admission to
the bar , " once observed a prominent
attorney of Xc\v Orleans , "are , of
course , cnsy or severe , according to
the humor of the examiner. I heard
once of a judge in a certain district
of Florida , famous for its bad roads
nnd numerous creeks nnd rivers ,
who , when n young man presented
himself for examination , looked the
applicant over nnd then inquired ,
with great gravity :
" 'C'nn you ride1
" 'Yes , sir. '
" 'Do you own a horse ? '
" f\'cs , sir. '
" 'Can he swim ? '
" 'Yes , sir.
' 'Then , my dear sir , I am happy
to welcome you to the practice of
law in my district. ' " Harper's
Weekly.
PLEASURE IN STORE.
Tommy Mr. Johnson , me yo
blind ?
Mr. J. No , my boy ; why do yo
nsk ?
Tommy Why , nothln' ; only pa sal
you'd get your eyes opened If yo
married Flo.
ALMOST LOST.
'
"Xo , " declared the duke , "I carnet
not marry you. Your annual incon ;
is too small. "
"But wait a moment , your grncCj
pleaded the beautiful heiress , "wnit
Do not lenve me before you \\K\ \ \
heard all. I shall inherit $1,000,00
from my grandmother when she die
nnd we have just received a tclegrni
saying that she is very ill. "
"Ah , my sweet one , forgive n
for doubting your love. Let us a
range it so that we may have bulli
tins from the bedside every tweni
minutes. "
MARKED FOR SUCCESS.
"I snw a man to-day who hns
great success before him , " renmrkc
Col. Siw.leby , of Kentucky , ns 1
released the straws and placed tl
glass on the table. "Ho came ini
my office , suh. nnd tried to sell n
some stuir lo remove the red on in
nose. After I hnd kicked him dow
the steps , suh. the impudent scoui
drcl sold n hot tie of the vile concoi
tion to the nnibiilmico driver on tl
way fo the hospital , suh ! " E :
change.
FINANCIAL SUPERSTITION.
"Sec here. " snid the lady , "yc
told mo thnt work would only coi
mo $13 , nnd here you've sent in
bill for $ M. "
"Yes'm , " replied the cnrpente
"you see , when 1 cnine to think tl
thing over afterward I was nfrni
maybe you'd he superstitious nboi
the 13. "
TRAINING.
Miss Terry Mother , I notii
thnt lately whenever [ ask you f <
money you grumble nnd growl ar
net nasty. Whnt's come over yon
You didn't use Jo bo thnt way.
Mrs. Terry My dear , you arc g
ing to bo married soon , nnd I n
getting you used to it.
BETTER THAN NATURE.
Crittick I just snw Kammerci
picture of your wife. You don
like it , do you ?
ITcnpeck Yes , indeed.
Crittick Why , it doesn't look lil
her.
Ucnpeck Perhaps not , but
doesn't talk like her either.
WHAT THEY ARE FOR.
Xorth Language was invented
conceal thought , someone hns sni
Sidcr Yes , nnd health bonrds
concenl epidemic diseases , when
suits them.
BAROMETER COMES IN HAND\
English Schoolboys Find Profit am
Pleasure In Use of Forbidden
Instrument.
Every English schoolboy who cm
afford it hns n barometer thnt hi
keeps hidden under his bed or in hii
trunk , for in all English school
barometers are strictly forbidden.
Why , on the one hand , slioulc
they be forbidden ? Why , on tin
other linnd , should they be desired !
The answer is amusing.
Through the autumn and winte :
the English schoolboy plays footbnl
every afternoon , weather permitting
Football , like Latin , is compulsory
lie must play two hours each clen ;
day.These
These two hours are taken off hi
recitations. They make his schoo
tnsks two hours lighter. Hence , whei
ho knows beforehand that the ncx
dny will be clear , ho mny spare him
self two hours of useless study tin
night before. His barometer poin
ing to "Fine" saves him a lot o
toil.
But when the instrument point
fo "Chnngc" then the schoolbo ;
knows thnt there will bo no footbnl
on the morrow , nnd ho shirks non
of.his appointed tnsks.
) Thus n boy with n barometer hn
n big advantage. Ho can even tnk <
, ninny a long evening's lonf , nnd n
" the snmo time ho can always bo wel
up in his studies. He often sell
weather predictions nt a penn ;
apiece.
WISDOM OF EXPERIENCE.
"This , " snid the village ininistci
ns ho cntcro'd his wife's sitting roon
with nn open letter in his hand , "i
a cnll to Grassville , Kns. I under
stand it is a very nice plncc. "
"What snlnry do fhoy offer ? " quc
ricd his practical bettor half.
"One thousand dollars a yeni
free rent nnd two donation pnrtie
one in the spring and one in th
fall , " replied the good mnn. "Whn
do you think of it , my dear ? "
"I think , " answered his wif (
"that you had bettor write nnd ns'
if they would bo willing to make th
snlnry $800 n year and cut out th
donation parties. "
EVIDENCE OF WEALTH.
"You remember thnt artist mis
bnnd of yours ? " asked the red
cheeked mnn of the little grass wid
ow.
Her eyes took a fnr-nwny look nn
then cnme back again.
"T believe , " she snid , "that I hav
n faint recollection of him. Why ?
"He's making 11101103' , " said th
red-checked man.
"No ! " exclaimed the little grns
widow. "Did you ace it in his hand ?
"Nop , " snid the red-checked man
"but 1 mot him Inst night in n caf
nnd ho bought me n drink. "
STRIPPED CLEAN.
The hostile cruisers were nnchorc
ofi' the American const. Siuldonl
they weighed anchor and put to PC
nt full speed.
"Whnt caused the sudden depart
urc ? " asked the war corresponded
"Torpedo or mines ? "
"Neither , " laughed the general o
the fortress. "I just signaled thn
wo were nbout to strip each ship. "
"But they were not afraid of on
guns ? "
"No ; they thought we were goin
to send souvenir hunters to do th
stripping. "
IT DOES SO.
Wise Ho snys ho has perfccte
plnns thnt will onnblo him to buil
low-priced motor cnrs , placing tli
mnchines within the reach of nil.
Browne My , that moans n gref
business undertaking.
Wise Il'm ! It nlso means
grent undertaking business. Cnthc
lie Standard nnd Times.
THE VILLAIN.
"You wish to employ one of on
detectives to watch your husband ?
"I do. "
' 'May T nsk what 1ms arouse
your suspicion of him ? "
'
"Ho pent mo n bunch of v'iolcl
and n box of candy from town yes
tcrdny. " Houston Post.
THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
"I suppose your son will adopt
profession. "
"Well , " answered Farmer Con
tossel , "Hint's the way Josh ( nil
about it now. But I shouldn't I
surprised if he'd see the sense c
gcttin' out an' lookin' for a profe ;
sion that'll adopt him. "
DR. 0. N. ALLISON
E > JBX FITtT B 1s
Phone 248 Over Richardson County
Hunk.
PALLS CITY , NEBRASKA
W. S. PAST
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
- \ Residence ICO
65
PALLS CITY , NEBRASKA
DR. H. T. HAHN
VETERINARIAN
Office and residence first door
north of city park. Phone 263.
PALLS CITY , NEBRASKAn
n It's Your Own Fault
II If you don't get your !
it money's worth. Come I
to my Shop and buy I
tl your Mens and Boys I
II Shoes.
\ ROBERT F. T. PREUSSE II
* Richardson County [ tank liulldlng
EDGAR R. MATHERS
ID EX
Phones : Nos. 177 , 217
SAM'L. WAHL BUILDING
For Good Sales , Good Servlce.P.M
Returns Ship Your Stock to
Geo. R. Barse |
LIVE STOCK COMMISSION CO. .
Write us for Market Reports
Kansas City , Mo. ,
WE SELL CATTLE AND HOGS
Onice over Kerr's Pharmacy
OHlce Phcne 200 Residence Phone 271
The Cough Syrup that
rids the system of a cold
by acting as a cathartic on the
bowels is
Bees la the original laxative cough syrup ,
contains no opiates , gently moves the
bowels , carrying the cold off through tha
natural channels , Guaranteed to give
satisfaction or money refunded.
A. G. WANNER
Bees Luxutlve Coupli Syrup for
coujrhs , cold : , croup and whooping
cough grows In favor dully with young
and old. Mothers should keep It on
hand for children. Ills prompt relief
to croup. It Is gently laxative , driv
ing the poison and phlegm from the
system. It Is a simple remedy that
gives Immediate relief , guaranteed.
Sold by A. G. Wanner , druggist.
For Sale
All of block 98 and 5 lots ad
joining in block 95 , Palls City ,
located one block east of Central
school building. First class im
provements , also plenty of fruit.
Will sell at a sacrifice or will
trade for western land. Address
WM. CADU ,
Oltf Palls City , Neb.
A tickling cough , from any ctuso ii
quickly stopped by Dr. Snoop's Cough
Cure. And it is to thoroughly harm
less and safe , that Dr. Sheep tells
mothers cver > where to glvo it without
hesitation even to very young babes.
The wholesome green leaves and ten
der stems of a lung-healing mountain
ous shrub , f jrnUh the curative proper
ties to Dr. Snoop's Cough Cure. It
caltr.fc the cough , and heals the sore
and sensitive btonluhlal membranes.
No opium , no chloroform , nothing
harsh used to injure or suppress. Sim
ply a rcslnouplant extract , thut helps
to heal itching iungThu Spaniards
call this thi uh which the Doctor uses ,
" 'Hie tittered Ht-rb , " Douiand Dr.
Shoop's. Take no other. Sold by all
dealers.
Reaches the spot.
Stops pain. The
Great Pile Rem
edy. Put up In
tubes with , rectal
nozzle. 50 cent-
