THE FALLS CITY TRIBUNE. FRIDAY. JANUARY 17. 1008 LOCAL LORE. Eat Sowles' candy. Now is the time to subscribe. Poultry wanted at Hecks feed store. Fresh buttered pop corn at the Candy Kitchen. The new board of supervisors are in session this week. Jim Whitaker made a business trip to Lincoln , Tuesday. BringVour Poultry to Swift & Co. , at Hecks feed store- Ralph McDonald of Hiawatha , was a Palls City visitor Sunday. When you sell your poultry bring it to bwift & Co. , Hecks feed store- George Wixon was a business visitor from Stella in our city Wednesday. John Crook was on the Kansas City market yesterday with two carloads of cattle. Miss Alice Jaquet returned Wednesday from a visit with relatives in Lincoln. Roscoe Anderson came down Irom Humboldt yesterday morn ing on a business trip. Mrs. Chas. Stewart and Mrs. Roy Daggett of Salem were shopping in this city Monday. Frank Veach and wife of Ver- don witnessed "Buster Brown" at the Gehling Monday night. That breeze the weather clerk handed Wednesday was some different from what we've been having. J. R. Wilhite went to Lincoln , Wednesday , to attend a republi can congressional committee meeting. "Harry Thomas of Hiawatha was in the cit } Monday , oc cupying a front seat at the Gehling in the evening. Matthews has something new to tell you each week. You can always find what he has to say on the back page of this paper- Misses Zetta Camblin and Jes sie Paxton went to Stella , Mon day to attend a minstrel perform ance put on by an Auburn organization ization- J. L. Gandv was down from Humboldt on Wednesday , trans acting business here. He has our thanks for a renewal on sub J . scription. < fv W. D. Easley and wife left Wednesday for their home in Kansas City , after a two weeks visit with relatives in this city and Stella. Mrs. Bruce Dixon and children returned to their home in Rosalia Kas. , Friday , after a few weeks visit in this city at the home of the former's parents. Mr. and Mrs. Dick Downs. Our merchants are all busy with their invoicing , but in a week or two will be telling their customers , through the columns of the Tribune , all about the big bargains found in their clean np. At last icports Doll Whitaker , who went to Kansas City lastweek for the purpose of taking treat ments in one of the sanitariums , is much improved , and hopes to be able soon to again go on duty at the DeMers & Rule barber shop. "Buster Brown. " as presented at the Gehling Monday night , gave splendid satisfaction and was greatly enjoyed by the lar e crowd present. There is not a dull moment throughout the entire perfofmancc , while the chorus and drills are the best ever. Bert Baker was taken seriously ill the latter part of the week , developing very strong symptoms of appendicitis. A specialist Was summoned from St. Joseph , who j after a thorough diagnosis , de- decided that the symptoms did not justify an operation at pres ent. Bert is getting better , and his many friends sincerely hope for an early and complete recov ery. The candies at the Candy Kitchen are always fresh. You can buy the finest fresh fruits at the Candy Kitchen. Mrs. Bert Moody and son are both on the sick list this week. Miss Deborah Mower has re turned from her southern trip Jas. Tangley of Rule was a business visitor in this city Mon day. Herbert Hedges spent a few days of the past week with his family in this city. Sam Bayne and wife spent a portion of the week with friends in Dawson and Salem. Will Jay of State Journal fame , was looking after his interests in this city the first of the week. J. B. Ramell and wife spent a few days this week at the home of Glen Bronson near Verdon. A number of Salem people were among those who witnessed Buster Brown at the Gehling Monday evening. One of the largest crowds of season was that which greeted Buster Brown at the Gehling Monday evening. Win- Albright and wife of Dawson spent Sunday in this city the guests of George Al bright and family. Geo. Hansell was down from Salem Tuesday , and while in the cit3r called and renewed his faith in the Tribune. There is more sickness in our city at present than has been ex perienced for some time and all the doctors are kept busv- Eugene Boyle of Pawnee City , formerly one of the boys of this place , was renewing o 1 d acquaintances here Friday- Mrs- Roy Waller of Dorchester , Neb. , and Miss Stella Wheeler of University Place , spent a portion of the week in this city guests of their aunt Mrs. E. F. Sharts. / The series ot meetings in pro gress at the Christian cnurch ot this city are proving interesting and helpful , good attendance and much interest are in evidence each evening. Steve Miles left Tuesday for Battle Creek. Mich. , where his wife is undergoing treatment in a sanitarium. Mrs. Miles is im proving in health and expects to return home with her husband. The season of sale bills is at hand and the Tribune wishes testate state that we are prepared to print sale bills while you wait , and do as good work and at as low figures as you can get any place. 7-tf A fire alarm turned in Tuesday morning called our fire depart ment to the Mosiman home in the north part of town , but upon ar riving found the trouble was all over , the alarm being occasioned by a flue burning out. Mrs. Eflle Lambert of Seneca Castle , N. Y. , who has been the guest of her sister Mrs. Benj. Nicholson of this city left Thurs day for ten davs work in the lec ture field in the state of Mary land before returning to the work in her own state. Mrs. Lambert was greeted by a large audience that listened at tentively to her interesting ad dress at the Christian church on Tuesday evening , her subject "Heirs of the Past" made each individual feel that they were re sponsible for helping to make the pathway of life , clean , pure , ar. ( sweet for the "Million feet a coming.1 Mr. Edmund Carroll will ap pear at the Gehling Saturday Jan18th , in Mr. Walker White side's satirical comedy "We Ar King. " Mr. Carroll possesses a | beautiful voice , and adtnirabl istage j presence , which combine < , with his unlimited ability , fit shim for the part of Guslavu Venner , the dual role created by Walker WhitesideMr. . Carrel fwill be surrounded with a remar kably strong cast. The Falls City Journal is for ale. Shubert CitiV.cn. Father Bex was a Dawson vis- tor Sunday afternoon. J , D. Shrauger of Humboldt vas in the city Saturday. John W. Holt is numbered mong the sick this week. Joe Norris spent Sunday in his city with his sister Mrs , Irvc Maust. Paul Weaver was a business visitor to Lincoln the latter part ) f the week. FOR SALK Barred Plymouth Jock young Roosters. John ? ieschick. 7-tf Rev Heacock visited in Lin- oln the last of the week , return- ng Sunday. Lloyd , the little son of Mr. and Vlrs. Levi Zubrick , has been quite II this week. Miss Mabel Lyford. who has jccn visiting in Lincoln , return- d home Sunday. C. Hershcy made a business rip to Tarkio , Mo. , Saturdayrc- urning Tuesday. W. M. Harding , Humboldt's ' x > pular auctioneer , was a visitor n this city Friday. Miss Myrtle Ramel returned Sunday from a visit with her uany friends in Salem. Miss Mvrtle Ramel returned Sunday from a visit with her nany friends in Salem. Harry Jenne went to Forest ity , Mo. , Sundav , called there by the death of an uncle. Mrs. Katherine Hoppe , who las been quite ill for some time , s again able to be about. Mrs. W. S. Moore of Greeley , lolo. , is numbered among our new subscribers this week. S. M. Philpot.Hutnboldt's lum- > er merchant , transacted business at the court house here Monday. Miss Maude Graham left Fri day for St. Louis , where she will pend some time the guest of her ) rother Cecil and family. O. I. Hall , the heavy weight editor of the Humboldt Standard , made this office a pleasant call while in the city Monday. August Mitchell and wife re- urned to their home -Wymore , Sunda } ' , after a visit in this city with her parents Mr. and Mrs. ? ete Lohr. John Towle came down from Omaha the latter part of the week on a business trip , and in- cidently to visit with his parents n this city. J. C. Schulenberg of Shubert was in the city Thursda- and made this office a very pleasant call. He ordered the Tribune sent to his son Charles , at Shu bert. bert.Mrs. Mrs. Frank McDermett , who liad been visiting relatives in this city for a short time , returned to lier home in Kansas City Friday. She was accompanied by Mrs. J. W. Powell , who will suetld a few days in that city. N. B. Judd , our county assessor , has moved his family to this citj from Dawson and hereafter these estimable people will be number ed among our citizens. We wel come them in our midst , and fee sure that the pleasure of their residence here will be mutual. ' L r * L " * * * * Ulia Powell was in the city vis iting relatives the latter part o the week. He left Saturday eve ning for Kansas City where he will visit his sister Mrs. Franl McDermett , for a short time be fore returning to his home in the western part of the state. T. H. Sanders , w former operator at the M. P. in this city , but now of Grandy , New Mexico , with his sister , Mrs. Patterson of Denver , passed through here last week on their way to Lea veil wort ! i with the remains of their father , who had * died at the home of his son. On his return Mr. Sanders stopped in Falls City and visited for a few davs with his many oldi i friends here. NOT ALTOGETHER A WASTE Westerner's Own Experience Proved That Some People Read High. Placed Signs. For half a day u ninu from the west lind been stumbling through downtown alrcols , studying the sky line of high buildings. " 1 guess you don't hnvo anything like that out your way , oh ? " snid a New York acquaintance. " \VoVo got the buildings nil roght , " said the westerner , "but we have no people who arc auch blamed 'ools as to paint , their namca on he tenth-story windows. All the ligh buildings in this town have the lames of business firms spread over he windows clear up to the top floor. They don't do that in any other city in the United States. Out west we'd cull it a foolish waste of uoney to paint the names higher ip than the fifth story. They don't lo any good above that. Nobody can see thi'iu without putting bis neck out of joint looking skyward , and very few people feel inclined to tlo that. " "You did. " said the Now Yorker Iryly. "Possiblj * our business moil uul sign painters find it to their ad vantage to cater to the curiosity of fellows like vou. " X. Y. Time * . FRANKNESS IN INVITATIONS. Among curiosities which are models of frankness is I be follow ing : "Lord and Lady Spencer request I be honor of company at dinner at half after six o'clock on . An answer is particularly desired. Nobody waited for after seven o'clock. " On main- invitations the lime was of course stated and "A polite answer requested , " or sometimes "A reply would oblige1 but the letters " 1 ? . R. V. P. " were hardly over used at this date , their first mention being in 1781 , on the card of Lord and Lady Kerry , says the Windsor ilagaxine. Indeed till quite recently "An answer will oblige" was the most general formu la , and it is only in the last 30 years that the French form has been at all generally adopted in this country. HORSE KNOWS NUMBERS. Whenever the fire alarm sounds in a certain Chicago engine house nn intelligent gray horse , one of the veterans in the service , assumes n listening attitude , and seems to count the strokes. If it is the number that will call him out he at once starts , as much as to say "I'm ready for action. " If some other number is struck bo leans over and nibble ? the car of his mate in a manner that says , "It's nothing to us , old chap ; we're not called for. " The firemen say that that horse counts just ns accurately as a per son could. It surely looks as if ho did , and he never makes a mistake. JUST OUT OF THE TUNNEL. "Jacky. dear , do you know you kissed ino on the nose Just now ? " "Oil , dear ! that was entirely out of place , wasn't It ? " WHY SHE WEPT. A man accompanied by a womai applied fora marriage license. While the document was being prepared the woman began to weep. "What is the matter ? " inquire * the clerk in surprise. "You ougb not to cry on the eve of so mucl happiness. " "It isn't that , sir , " sobbed the bride-elect. " [ was jiiaj : thinking o my first husband. He only died las Friday. " THE DANGER. "Do you think the railways are ready to take the public by th throat ? " asked the alarmist. ' Certainly not , " answered Mr Sinus Hurkor. "Nobody carries hi pocket book in his throat. " Electric Theater Entire change of program every Mon day , Wednesday and Friday. Open Every Night at 7 p. m. ADMISSION Adults - - - lOc Children under i2 - - 5c We solicit the patronage of the people of Falls City and vicinity , especially La dies and Children. No picture exhibited in this show that can offend the most refined. BOWER & WALLER , Props , Announcement Having purchased the News Stand of John Bruhn , wewish o announce to the people of his city and vicinity that we vill be pleased to welcome 'ou to our place of business it any time , and that we will keep constantly on hand a full stock of Periodicals Stationery Smokers' Supplies Woodward's Candies Late Fiction We cater especially to the ladies' trade. We will take special orders for any book on the market not found in our stock. stock.We We solicit a share of your trade. W. B. BURRIS & CO. John Bruhn's Old Stand. Miss Lora McCool came down roiu Dawson Saturday and visit ed friends in this city for a few lays- Miss Avis Wadhams returned to her home in Lincoln Friday ifter a week's visit in this city at the home of Judge Wilhite. Miss Sallie Schoenheit accompanied her home and will spend a short time in Lincoln. "We Are King , " which appears at the Gchling tomorrow evening is sure to pack the house. It was one of the best attractions here last season , and is equally as good tl"3 year. B. L. Sandusky has returned from St. Joe where he spent some time in the sanitarium , and his friends will be pleased to know that hishealth is much improved Mr. Sandusky has decided , how ever , to quit the road for a time at least , and take a much de served rest at home. The sermon at St. Thomas church Sunday evening was one of the best ever listened to in this city. Rev. Neidc is certainly a scholarly man and a fine speaker and that he is appreciated is evi denced by his constantly increas ing congregations. Not only was the sermon fine , but the music was of the very best. Beside the regular music , Miss Jessie Paxton sang a beautiful solo. This was Miss Paxton's first attempt as a soloist , and her effort was a revelation , as she possesses a voice not only sweet , but power ful. On next Sunday evening Miss Paxtou has been prevailed upon to sing for the offertory solo , "Shepherd Divine" by Jerome. Public Sale. Samuel Hays is advertising a big puplic .sale for Monday , Feb ruary 3 , on the P. B. Weaver farm 6 miles north of Merrill , 5 miles southeast of Salem and 8 miles southwest of Falls City , when he will sell 8 head of horses , > 0 head of cattle , 16 head finest Chester White hogs , farm ma chinery , grain , in fact everything needed on a farm. Be sure and attend this sale if you need any thing along this line. Fixtures for Sale. As we will positively leave- this city in March we offer for sale all our store fixtures includ ing , Snfe Stove Gas Plant Show Cases , Etc. GKBAT WKSTKKN SAI.K COMPANY. In must cases consumption roeulti from a neglected or Improperly treated cold. Foloy's Honey and Tor cures Iho , nest obstinate coughs and prevents serious rceults. It coits you no moro than the unknown preparations and jou should insist upon having thu genuine In the yellow packages. Kerr's Plmr- mucv. Contractors. Sealed bids on the Contract for the Basement and Foundation of a new Catholic church in this town will be received at my re sidence from date till the 20th , of January 1908. 7:30 : p. m. 07-2 t FATHKK BKX. ' Sam Bucher returned the latter part of the week from Diller , where he has been for some time adding the finishing touches to the school building being erected there. In another column will be found a complete report of the public library board for the six months ending December 31st , 1 < J07. Read it and become familiar with the receipts and expenditures of this valuable in stitution. Scott Stump and Jim McKeiver made a trip to Rule the first of Hie week. It is rumored that they have secured the contract to dam the Missouri river and much of their time'will be spent in that vicinity. Max Werner , who left some time ago to join the "Old Ken tucky Home1 company , returned the first of the week. While Max Hked his work very much he likes home better and will stay with us for a time at least. Card of Thanks We desire to extend our sincere thanks to our friends and neigh bors for their many acts of kind ness during the illness and at the death and burial of our beloved mother. MKS. FKKNANDK KKIM , LOUIS