4 THIs FALLS Cl I V PRIBUNE , FRIDAY , NOVIHHBER 29 , 1907 THE FALLS CITY TRIBUNE Knlcrctl ns sccoml-ilass matter a1 Falls City , Nebraska , post ofllcc. Janu ary 13 , l'V)4 ) , under the Act of Congress of March 3 , is" < . PubUnhcil every Friday nt 1'nlls 1'ity. Xubrnska , hv The Tribune riibllsliinjj Company E. F. Slmrls , One yctxr . SI. 00 Six mouths . .fiO Throe months 35 TELEPHONE 226. How do you like turkev hv this time ? 1'iorp Morgan seems to be the high mogul when it comes to gnashing pnnics. In these times of doubt and tin- tainty why not save a halt by paying J'our dollar before thei date we raise the subscription price V i ; | "If I had a hundred thousand i dollars , ' ' said one of our best ! business men the other day , MI | would spend it all tor bogs at the present price. ' ' i The lOlks are noted for getting , the best. The Tribune printed j the programs for the I0lk nicmor | ial service next Sundav. When the best is wanted the Tribune gets the work. Rev. Teeter is holding a series of revival meetings at the Breth ren church. He preuched Wednes day night on the text , "Five Kings. " The parson is evidently playing the "cuter" wild. Years ago when the west was hard up and owed money to the east we were pushed and prodded until we made great sacrifice to ! pay up. Now the east owes us' ' money and the east should be I made to ' 'come across. " Judge Raper lies made many friends by the fair and earnest manner in which he conducts court. This district has never had a better judge , which fact is impressed upon the people more forcibly with each term of court lie holds. The t'JIks memorial will be well worth attending at the Gchling Sunday afternoon. Mr- Jlayward is accounted as one of Nebraska's finest orators , as well as having the distinction of be ing the best looking young man in the state. The High school paper made Its appearance this week and it's n dftndy. Tin * news columns an ; full of spicy matter and the ad vertising columns arc well pat ronized. Everybody should en courage this venture and assist the youngsters by subscribing. The Tribune is Hearing anoth er birthday and it grows more ro bust with the passing years. We doubt that another newspa per in the state can show the re markable growth that this paper has experienced. We are now considering improvements that our increase in subscription price will permit that will make this paper one of the leading week lies in the state- The News says it is the only city paper that published the offi cial count of the vote in the county. This statement is true. Two years ago the News bor rowed the tabulated vote from the Tribune and promised to do the work the next year and lend the report to us. The next year ihe Tribune again set it up ami the News borrowed it. Tim year the News set it up but the Tribune didn't publish it for the reason that it wasn't loaned tc us. The fined ColTeo Substituo cvei mmle , has recently been produced bj Dr. Snoop of Undue. Wls. You don' bnvo to boll it twentv or thirtv inlnu : cs. "Mitdo lu 11 minuto" says tin iSoctor. "Health ColTeo" is really tin ekocat coffee Imitutiou ever yet pro iluccd. Not a grain of real eolTco in I cither. Health Coffee Imitation i inuilo from pure toasted ecruuU o grains , with mult , nuts , etc. Really I would fool an expert were he to un Inowlnfjly drink it tor coffee' Fred E ScbrnlU. Servio K RECKIVK , subject to check , the accounts of in dividuals , linns and corporations. Xo interest is allowed on these accounts , but we give GOOD SERV ICE , and extend such other accommodations consistent with good banking. We allow interest on Time Deposits and Chil- ih en's accounts. ! ! uKtiaMCT itg'aE ' A i Ci Capital and Surplus , 570,000.00 SasaSSHSa REAL ECONOMY. -j "How la It that you manage to amoke Hiieh oxpoimlvo cigars ? " "Oh , you Bee , my wife IB studying economy. " BADY NEEDS "LETTING ALONE. " Most of the earlier months of an infant's life should be spout in Bleep , and for the first six months of its life it should ho kept very quiet. Too much talking lo nnd fussing a tiny infant is very bad , and though a child of u year or so old Unit has boon miulo much of may appear unusually bright and intelli gent , it is not good for the little biniu to bo ovor-ovc'ited and developed - od , and a reaction may come sooner or later , mid the brilliant baby turn out the dunce of ( ho class. Many great men wore to all ap pearances "stupid" children , their brains developing more slowly and maturing nt a Inter date than lho- > of their moro averagely endowed brothers and sisters. Chicago Jour- mil. WOMAN AND HER WATCH. Wutclunnkera NIV it's iima/.ing women have timepieces that go at all , in view of the fact that about live women in a hundred wind their watches at the proper time. The ineriige woman looks on the winding of n watch either as a ceremony to be. performed only on gain days or us a pastime that will do well enough as a stop-gap for idle mo ments , but must not be permitted to interfere with the serious things f life. The explanation prolmbh that she doesn't wear it every day. A man looks on his watch as a con stant companion , and if he is for tunate enough to posses a good one , : ilso as u faithful servant. PAJAMAS UNKNOWN. A Philadelphia man who has been traveling in the west says that pa jamas are not popular articles of wearing apparel out there , nnd cites an incident to prove his statement. While staying at n hotel in a me- dium-si/.ed town ho sent a pair of rather gray colored pajamas ( his wife's choice ) to a laundry. When they came back they were starched 10 stilt they would stand alone , and each trousers leg was carefully proed into the most approved crease. Attached to the coat was pinned a small slip of paper bearing the \\ords : "To one lawn tennis suit fifty cents. " APPROPRIATELY NAMED. The boy in the paint store dashed hurriedly up the cellar steps nnd sought th ° proprietor. "There's a barrel leaking in the basement ! " he cried , "and the auto mobile stuff is just pouring out. " "Why do you call it automobile stuff ? " asked the proprietor. : t's running over everything in * ight. " Judge. > g I A Few Reasons I 5 Just let us tell ytm a 1 few of the many reasons J why yon should have an v ? lidison or Victor Talking1 S Machine : f > FIRST You are posiS 2 tive of securing a solid | night's enjoyment every S nielli in the year. ? .SKCOND The cost is 5 practically nominal and § you can secure one of a these fine machines for Si a week at Davies & Owens' Phonograph De partment. If v ou will but listen c . c to vour favorite selection Jt played on one of these | machines , it will be sufc § ficient to make you buy 3 one. 2 Come to-day and we 3 will show you how much enjoyment you are miss- p ing every evening1. 3 : 3 DAVIES & . OWENS RELIABLE Jewelers and Opticians 3 FALLS CITY , NEB. The Willing Workers of the Christian church will conduct their annual bazaar December 12 , and will offer for sale articles suitable for Christmas presents. The place will be given later. 00-3t. Dutch A\arket The ladies of the Episcopal church have arranged for a Dutch Market in connection with their bazaar to be held in the Maddox store building Wednesday , Dec. I. This is a new and novel en tertainment , and is sure to draw a crowd. Upon entering t h e building each guest is given a plate , knife- fork and spoon thei he goes to market , visiting MIL different booths and buying jus what he wants , then he is seate < at a table where he can enjoy the fruits of his marketing. There will be plenty of good things tc eat , and you can buy just wha you want. The ladies at tlu different booths will be dressed it German costume. A good tiui is promised and all are invited. * < > : THE RICHEST WOMAN 5 IN MILTONSBURG c lr CELIA MYUOVER ROBINSON. ( Copyright , 1807 , by Dally Story Pub. Co. ) The no\\ minister was as popular ns he was progn" > -i\o. HH 40 years sat lightly on him nnd his hand some face and the fact that ho was unmarried , perhaps attracted ns manv , at any rate of the younger fpininino portion of Miltonsburg. ns IIH sermons , , which were always M'holnrly nnd often eloquent. The . Imrdi had horn crowded this morn ing nnd the service had been beauti ful .ind strong nnd helpful. Molis- -v's eyes had filled with warm tears nnd she had fell touched and uplift- id until she had mot a cold glance from Mrs. 1 Fart ridge's grey eyes. " 1 almost spoke , " she snid to her noher ! , who sal before a pine-wood file with n bright shawl about her -boulders , though the dny was warm. "I just half way nodded and she looked at mo as cold ns an iceberg. I felt as if someone had thrown cold water in my face. " "She's a hard woman , " her moth er said. "Those Jennings always were ns hard as stone. Old Ebon Jennings never did forgive Felice for marrying that federal general , nnd ftbcn Jennings lived to he eighty-odd years old. " Molissy drew the shawl gently about the thin shoulders. "You don't feel any draught , mother ? It's lovely out doors. I wish you could get out in the sunshine. " "Fourteen years of a shut-in life tenches patience , Melissy. I can sec the sunshine from 1113' window , and the buttercups. " "Yes , I didn't touch the round bed ; I left those for yon. Mother , von should have soon the altar it was a blaxe of golden glory ! And if you only could have heard the choir ! And the sermon ! " "T have boon listening to a mock ing bird all the morning. I don't believe your boys and girls could beat that , Mclis'sy. What was the text of the sermon ? " "Even unto seventy times seven , " said Melissy. "It was so beautiful , mother , and so helpful. Tic said " "And so Patience IFartridge didn't speak to you ? " Melissy stopped abruptly and as her eyes met her mother's her face crimsoned. "Oh , mother , I know 1 am a wick ed , wicked woman ! But I cannot forgive her ! What right had she to come between me and my happiness ? There is so little in my life that 1 have ever had that I wanted " "So little ! Only yesterday you told me you wore the richest woman in Miltonsburg ! Why. Meliss\ ! You are rich. You have more love than anyone I know. " There isn't a home in this town that you haven't helped or gladdened in some way , nnd where there isn't a place re served in some heart for you. You are the busiest nnd the happiest per son I know and the most unselfish. " "Me , mother ! Oh. mother ! " "You are so much richerand hap pier and bigger and bettor than Mrs. Addison Harlridge that I should think , after all these years you could afford to forgive her. And child , f waul to tell you something. 1 have never spoken in all these years. It was your pain and too sacred for my interference. Hut , Melissy , Adam Jennings wasn't worth the grief and the thought nnd the love you lav ished on him. Patty Jennings was a meddlesome , lying wretch " "Mother ! " "She made up her mind that her brother should not marry you and that he should marry for money , and she meddled and schemed and lied togain her own ends and she gained 'em. And Adam Jennings' wife led him a dunce until his death , and he died a drunkard , nnd 1 thank God you didn't marry him , for he was not worthy for you to wipe your little shoes on , child. " It was late that afternoon that Melissy came into her mother's room with her hands full of narcissus. "These are the first ones that have bloomed , " she said. "I am going tc take them to Mrs. Ilartridgo. " "They are lovely , " was her moth er's only comment. When the butler the only butlei in Miltonsburg opened the door tc the finest house in Miltonsburg , the great lady of the town was just pass ing through the hall with the min ister , on her way to the conservatory , Melissy's cheeky were \vhite and ( her eyes were like lambent flames : the beggar chief and seizing the body of the unconscious girl in his arms he dialled bnek into the house nnd placed her in the hull in temporary af.ety. In the meantime Jlcnutcnil , his legenonite soul sick with fear , half lazed by his fall , snt whimpering on ho stairs. He was aroused by Juesnoy who had been busy securing oine of bis valuables before fleeing rom the house by a rear entrance. The gambling house keeper had been iiTeslod by the sight of the girl nnd 10 paused irresolutely , then grasped Jcautenil by the arm. "You craven dog , " he said , "help no to save the woman. " The words stung Heautcnil to the puck. The fact that this man , whom 10 looked on ns a lackey , should thus address him aroused him at lust. His ialo face Hushed with shame nnd ho i rose nnd helped Qucsney raise the jirl. Hul oven ns the } ' did FO > the climn.v came. In their first rush the nobles liacl Irivcn the rabble buck , but dO men , ujwcver gnllant nnd skilled , could lot light a thousand. The mob. razed with misery nnd hunger nnd he memory of nameless wrongs , ral- ied nnd with the resistless force of i sen swop ] over their little band of issailants. A remnant of five , all seriously \\ounded , gained the shcl- cr of the hallway just ns Qucsney i ml Hoautonil lifted the girl. Five strong men , musters of their vcnpons , might have held that nar row passage for a long time , but Quesney with a groan realized in a lash that it was but a question of ninutes. Kven as the thought came 0 him d'Argcnson , who was one of he five , throw up his arms nnd with 1 shout of "Xive IP roi"'on his lips rell dead with n pike through his Suddenly Qucsney felt his arm grasped and turning saw Heautenil nit scarcely recognized him. The voung noble's eyes gleamed with n strange light. A flush covered hi ? pale checks nnd on. his lips was n smile. "Save the lady , " he shouted. "I will keep these dogs back. " At last the blood of his ancestor * had called and ho had answered. His Rapier Flashed Hither and Thither. Fresh , unwounded , with a strange wild lust of fighting thrilling him Hcautonil dashed into the fray. His rapier flashed hither nnd thither and its thrust was sure nnd true. One by one his companions fell until ho stood alone. Hlood was pouring from half a dozen wounds , but still he fought on invincible and the toll of dead at his feet grew greater. Suddenly his foes fell back and with a wild yell of fear fled. Down the street came at a charge a squadron of dragoons. BeauteniPs sword dropped from his hand , ho staggered forward , throw up his hands with n wild shout : "I have redeemed , " and fell dead. HOPEFUL. "I see that millionaire you spoke of is beginning to take nn interest in our college , " said the first college professor. "Has ho donated anything yet ? " "Xo , but we're hopeful. He sent his boy to us the other day to see if we could make anything out of him. " A NEUTRAL STANDPOINT. "Sir , could you give a starving Inan work ? " "Yes ; but I do not urge it on you. Working isn't half as easy aa starv ing. " Engagement GEHLINGS Falls City , Neb. i JBOl MAURICE M. DUBINSKY as ' Hans" in the musical comedy , "Pickings from Puck" Gchling's Opera House , Monday , Dec. 2. ! NSKY BROS. Offer the Phenomenal Broadway The atre Mi'sical ( oinedy Success "Pickings from Puck" With the Entire Original ( " 'ast and Co lossal Scenic Production Intact. 22 PEOPLE 22 'Ihe Most Charming1. Entrancing- - witchinir Hhorus Girls in An erica. Including the Original and Ka- iiiotis "American Pony Hallet " 15 Great Song Hits 15 The Greatest Singing and Dancing Show Entour. Prices 75 , 50 and 35c Seats now on sale at Geh- ling's Theatre. If you are looking for a home or for an investment on which \ou will double your money in the next two jeart. , write and learn about seme of my bargains in Wichita and Greeley Counties , Kansas. D. F. CARTER , 00-2t Leoti , Kansas. WANTED Girl to no general house work in small family. Apply 10 Mrs. Paul We.ivei. 01-2-t. It i ? ii well known fact that perfOti- livinj : in the pintfore * ! ! - do not suffer from kidney disease. Onu dose of Pineules itt night Usually relieves back- uoho. 'tO dn\u treatment 8100. Your money refunded if not ittUtld. Sold by A. G. Wanner , drugyi-i. No home is ? o plea itnt , re < ? imlci ] > of the eornforu that , money will buy , n when the entire family is in perfect health. A bottle of Orine Laxative Fruit Syrup costs 50 cents it will eure ever. * member of the family of constipation , sick headache or stomach trouble. Kerr's Pharmacy. The Cough Syrup that rids the system of a cold by acting as a cathartic on the bowels is COUGH SYRUP Dees h the original laxative cough syrup , contains no opiates , gently moves the bowels , carrying the cold off through the natural channels , Guaranteed to give satisfaction or money refunded.