" > * Vt THE FALLS CUV TRIBUNE , FRIDAY , AUGUST 2 , 1907 THE FALLS CITY TRIBUNE Untcml aH sccoiul-cliiHs matter at Kails CUy , Xcbrnska , post office , Janu ary 12 , 1V04 , under the Act of Congress of March 3 , 1870. / Published every Krlilay at 1'atl.s City , Nebraska , toy The Tribune Publishing Company E. P. Shads , Manager One year Sl.OO Six ti'onths 60 Three months . , - - .35 TELEPHONE 226. Announcements. I hereby announce myself an a candidate fur Hie nnmln.itlon for counlr amcsnor of tlitn county , Hattjcct to ( lie action of the Kci > iibllcan Primary. H. A. I'RNCK. I ilcslro to nay to tlio rcailcrs of the Tribune tli.it I am a candidate for rcnomlnattoit ( o the office of county treasurer , subject to the will of tlio Democratic votcrH at the primary election hlch will occur Sept. 3rd , 1907. 11Islt alia to state that If I am rcnomlnatcil , 1 Rollclt the support at the Novomlxir election of nil wlm fii-1 that the nervlccof tliUofllco fur the pait t > years turrits a re-election. Very HrspccUully J. S. T.OKII. I hereby announce myself a camlldntn fur the ii nice of County Jiiduc sulijcct to I lie itccMoii of the lU'inilillc.in totem nt the primaries to IHJ lulil Sfi'l. jut , l'-o7. Koscoi : ANIHSKSON. I hcrutiy announce mjhelf a caiulldali- for tli ofllcf of BlirrlfT , Niibject to the action of thn Dcmocatlioleri * at the primary election tu In ) tichl Sept. 3nl. 1 ! > 7. W. T. 1Y.XTON. I hereby announce that I "III IHI .1 candidate for renomlnatlon fur theiilllceof County Clerk at the hands of the democratic electors nt the primary U > l > e held Sepl.lrd. If nominated at tie | primary I "III appreciate tlic Mipporl of Ml tluMolerft , at the Noxcmher election , wild deem my ervlce * fur the past t"d jcaniorthyof cndorHement. VotirH Kexpl. JOHN II. HUTCIIIMIS. 1 hereby ilonlro tiiannunncn myself an a can * dldale for the Kepubtlc.in nomination for County Superintendent of schools , subject to the decision of the 1'rlmary Contention to lie held Sept , 3rd. 1907. Jolts W. \V.\THo.v , Venlon. Nebr. 1 hereby announce myself a candidate for the office of Superintendent of I'nbllc Instruction subject to Ilia deo.i-.iHin uf the Kepnbllcan VoterN.it the Prlm.irlrt to be held Sept. 3rd , l l > 7. \VA\NHCOOSS. . I hereby announce. ntjHelf a camlldato for rv-nomlnatlon for the ollice uf County Superin tendent Niibject to the "III of the Democratic primaries to IKS held Scpluniher II , 1907. If nominated I pledge mjM'lt to nupport the platform and principals of my party and ask Hieotei and asslatanco of all those who have faith In and approve the method bylilclil ha\e conducted theolllce durlnir my tenure. Respectfully yours , _ T. J. OMVICK. 1 am a candidate for the nomination of Conn , tyjtutituof KIcluirdHon county , nubject to tin1 icpuhllcan primaries to bo held September 3rd , 1P07. A. K. SCOTT. How many tickets have you agreed to take for the next chau- tnuqua ? Loosen up , don't be a 11gilt wad. Paint out the bill board adver tising at the park. Let's havi something that isn't disfigured by the everlasting commercial. After the city buys the part why not put it in the hands ol a competent landscape gardcnei in order that we may get started right ? The republicans will have tc hustle or there won't be cnougl candidates to go around. This is a republican county and then .should be at least one candidate for every oflice before the repub lican primary. Kumor has it that Johnny Mar tin recently made a trip to Wy more seeking a candidate foi Judge who would promise to ap poiat him court reporter. W have learned that Johnny failed , It might be well for the young man to apply to the democratic candidates , the source from whicli he was last appointed. Bill McCray has filed as a can didate for supervisor on the dem ocratic ticket. Considering Bill' ! past conduct it is not all at strangt that most of those who sign hii petition are republicans. Bil has been owned by one of the re yublican wings ever since he wai elected and it was at the instano of this clement of the republicat partv that he has again beconn a candidate. Will Rose was a candidate fo Clerk of the supreme court. No\ Willis a good fellow but he take himself too seriously , Judg Sedgwick recommended Harr Lindsay of Pawnee who has don more for the party in the stat than any other one man. Wil was mad and is still mad. H started out to beat Sedgwick an asks the party of the state t ignore the splendid service of th Judge during his first term i order that he may get ever Not this yearWilliam. The Farmer and Feeder ! Frequently finds it both profitable and necessary to secure accommodations from the bank. This Bank is prepared to grant its customers every accommodation in keeping with good banking. Open an account with us NOW and when you wish the accommodation don't hesitate to ask for it. FALLS CITY STATE BANK I Capital and Surplus $65,000.00. How lonesome the man must be who started out to spite the chautauquu by staying away. In the lantT'iaKe ' of Mr. Gerhart he has an ititfrowinrr grudge against himself , It is fortunate thatlTalls City has but one of his kind. The great tide that has set infer for Judge Sedgwick and fair play has practically eliminated all other candidates. The splen did service the Judge has given the people of the state during liis first term has created a uni versal desire for him to continue in his present position. The re publican party of the state will not lend itself to a disappointed oflice seeker to the people and be unfair to a deserving man. Some comment has been created by the statement recently made in this paper that we were con templating increasing our sub scription price to $1.50 per year. When a man is running a busi ness institution it is well to as certain just where the leaks arc and what may bo done to put the business on a paying business. By careful investigation we have learned that one cannot print a paper such as the Tribune for a dollar a year and pay expenses. There arc but five papers in the state that are now charging but a dollar a year and not one ol these prints the home matter that we do. The Brown County World has increased its price tc $2.00 per year and it is wortli every cent of it it. We pay IOC percent more for our supplies than we did when the papei started. We pay fifty per cenl more for labor. Our paper bill has doubled in the last year. Ir I fact everything we buy has in creased in price so much that n 'dollar ' a year does not pay the actual expenses of getting out the paper. You may expect thai about January 1st we will be com pelled to increase the price of the paper to a living sum. If yet are not in favor of the live ant let live policy we expect you te stop your paper. On the othei hand it you believe the laborei is worthy of his hire we hope tc have you continue on our books The K. & L. of S. , No. 1312 , ol this city are very proud of the growth of their order. Thcj have secured enough members it the last quarter to entitle then to another cash prize of $25.00 They are also the banner lodg < and the recent enrollment make : this lodge one of the big tet lodges in the state. HORSE SALE \Ve will sell at Public Auc- ion at the Missouri Pacific Stock Yards in Falls City , on Monday , Aug. 5 Sale to commence at i p. m. sharp : 30 Head of Horses Ranging in age from 2 to 5 years old. These are South Dakota horses and far super ior to the average range horse This will be a chance to buy some good animals , as they will be sold to you at your own bid without reserve. W. fl. Vastine S. W. Cunningham Col. Marion , Auct. Geo. Holt , Clerk. Will Schock will return to Las Animus , Colo. , Sunday. Charles , the little son Mr. and Mrs. Will Uhlig was quite ill the first of the week. Mr. and Mrs. Fred Mosiman went to Ked Oak , la. , last Mon day , on business. Mrs. Katheryne Wylie is spend ing a few days with her daugh ter Mrs. Allan May in Salem. Chas. Stnmp , Straussville'srust ling merchant , with his wife at tended the closing session of the chautauqua Wednesday evening. Abe Yoder has been quite ill for some time and went to Ex celsior Springs Wednesday even ing , hoping to improve his health. Mr. and Irs. S. M. Watson were over from Reserve Tuesday to visit their daughter , Mrs. Jessie Sears , and to attend chau tauqua. Mrs. A. D. Bales of Auburn is the guest of Mrs. Frank Shields. She is also taking painting in structions under Mrs. Mason while here , CHAS. M. WILSON 3H ! H t I have moved to the HOLT * * * * n ' Building and invite your atten = * tion to increased stock. * 0 CHAS. M. WILSON t't By a Home in Western Nebraska. Lands from S ( > to $20 per acre. These lands are adapted to gen eral tanning , and procuce corn , oats , barley , rye and spelt ? , from twenty to seventy bti. per acre. I also have two good general stores and hotel for sale that are doing a good paying business. II. McVitv. Real Estate and Insurance ) Paxton , Nebr. Ed Hughs was down from Humboldt Sunday. John Gilligan went to Omaha on business Wednesday. F. C. Calbaun of Pawnee City was in our city Tuesday. Sidney Lapp went to Humboldt to see the big game Tuesday. J. C. Gillispic of Reserve at tended chautauqua here last Friday. Mrs. E. Lambert was a Hia watha visitor to Falls City last Sunday. David Jack of Peru was n visitor to our chautauoua lasl Friday. E. Tracy of Auburn was a busi ness visitor to Falls City las ! Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. Swezey of Hia watha were chautauqua yisitors last Sunday. John Calvert came down fron : Humboldt Friday to attend chautauqua. Miss Lenore Mooncy of Wash' ington D. C. is the guest of hei sister Mrs. Chas. Banks. Pete Hoffman. Jim Cronin and Mart Kanaly took in the bai : game at Humboldt Tuesday. Miss Weller returned to hei home in Stella Saturday after E visit with Miss Maude Graham Claude Leatherman was among the number from Humboldt who attended chautauqua last Sunday , Mr. and Mrs. Joe Windle were down from Salem a few days this week visiting their daughtei Mrs. Mettx. Roy Heacock took in the big ball game between Humboldl and Tecmnseh Tuesday at tht latter town. Mr. Edwin Banks returned tc Chicago Saturday after a twc weeks visit with his mother am : sister in this city. TONS OF SOOT. A scientific investigator in Gin cinnati has been trying to arrive ai a definite idea of the amount of sool deposited in the city in the ccrarsi of a year. One of his tests was tc place two buckets , three-fourths filled with water on 11 roofs in dif ferent parts of the city. At th < end of three months a careful annly sis of the contents of the buckets , to ascertain the amount of carbo naceous matter was made. The re suit is that in the dovm town arct ho falling soot amounts to 54 ] tons a month , or 18 tons daily. Or a square mile of the city the see deposit is 171 tons a month , 01 343,728 pounds , an average of scv cral pounds to each inhabitant. Ii | one of the suburbs the soot in tbi bucket was 464 grams to the squar < foot for a period of 30 days. Fo ] the same time the deposit at a cen tral point in the city was 22t55 ( grams to the square foot. RELIC OF OLD ROME , Near the Lucrine lake , to thi north of Baiae , Italy , whcro the vil las of Romans of imperial timci crowded each other to the water i edge , and where , in consequence , t ( this day the ground is full of arch acological treasures , a very fine mo saie has just been discovered. L jform it is a parallelogram , measur [ ing about five and n half yards b ; nearly ten yards. The piece repre sents a hunting scene in whicl 'there are many wild beasts and scv ral hunters , the favorite subjec jfor largo mosaics in those days. I has been bought for $1,500 by th ministry of public works for th decoration of the great monumen , of Victor Emmanuel in Borne .which is slowly taking form , ant will erenhially dominate all oil Borne. M. JOJS FOR PLAl . St. Petersburg Postofficc Serv.-j At tractive , dut Not Efficient. The Slovo of St. Petersburg receul- ly naked Its readers : "Have you ever noticed that the ludy assistants In the general post office nt St. Peters burg nro nlmost without exception good looking ? " Most people might consider this a mere coincidence , but that this Is not the cnso is shown by Miss Potrowa , who writes to the news paper to tell how two frlonds of hors recently applied for clerkships In the general post office. After a time , the application papers were returned with a formal note to the effect that at present there wore no vacancies. The returned documents , however , re vealed marginal notes which had been Imperfectly obliterated vrlth rubber. Ono read : "She looks to bo over 30 , Is small , plain and flabby. " On th other paper In microscopical charac ters were the words : "Old maid , tall , bony. " The BloYO asks what might have been the marginal notes on the papers of successful candidates and who are responsible for them. It adds that the selection of youth and beauty for this branch of the public service has by no means Improved the unsatisfactory condition of the gen eral post office. KNEW BETTER THAN THAT. City Youth Could Believe Much but There Was a Limit. The younger son of a well-known politician of Chicago has spent pretty much all of his life in the big city by the lake , and , consequently , knows lit tle of country ways and things. Not long ago he visited a man he had met In Chicago , and who maintains a big farm near Cairo , whither he had In sisted the youngster come for a lengthy stay. One day the Chicago youth was wandering about the farm , closely examining the top , ends and sides of a certain trim , well-made ob ject fenced round In the paddock. "What are you searching for , Jimmy ? " asked the owner of the place , with a quizzical smile "Where are the doors and windows ? " asked Jimmy. "Doors and windows ! Why , Jimmy , that's a haystack. "Look here , old man , " ex claimed Jimmy ; "I may be only a green person from the city , but you can't bluff mo that way. Hay doesn't grow In lumps like that ! " Harper's Weekly. Real Forbidden Fruit. In some countries there grows a kind of fruit belonging to the shad dock family and which Is commonly called "forbidden fruit. " It Is similar to grape fruit , but Is larger and the In side Is somewhat coarser than the de licious acid delicacy of which wo arose so fond. The name forbidden fruit was given on account of three dark brown stains , like finger marks , which Invariably show on this variety of the shaddock. The stains are close to gether on one side and f.ro believed to bo the marks of Eve's fingers left aa a brand on the apple whoso eating caused so much trouble In the world. Forbidden fruit is much llkud by people ple who are able to get It fresh , but so far It has not buon shipped abroad as extensively as its cousin , the grape fruit and shaddock. Great Land Owner. The Duke of Northumberland 13 the largest land owner In England. His estates stretch almost from sea to sea , and he can ride 100 miles and not once leave his own domain. In ap pearance ho Is tall and thin , with red dish hair and flowing whiskers. Ho Is old-fashioned in manner , and shows many of the attributes of a grand seigneur. And he has all the pride of the Percys and keeps up to the full their Olympian traditions. Ho was once heard to say : "You will have to go a long way back In our record to find a Percy who was either Idle or a spendthrift , " In religion ho Is an Irv- ingite. like his father , and ho has converted the duchess to his own be lief. Fritz on the Dachshund. Little Fritz was told to write an es say on his favorite dog and he wrote the following on the dachshund : "Der dachshund vas a German dog dot looks like a bologna sausage mlt legs. Vonco fader had a dachshund dot vos so long ven ut ran arount der block ut bad to hold up its head to keep from running over uts hind legs. Der dachshund vas an obedient dog , but ven you call him to como quick ho Is always long. Ho can't help ut ho vas born dot vay. Above all , dor dachshund ves dor only member uf der dog's family whose breath cornea InMong bants. AH der rest cames In short bants. Hurrah for der dach shund ! " They Moved Down to Boston. Mrs. II. Q. Wells and other grown ups have had their merry gibes at Boston - ton , but hero is a llttlo miss whoso unconscious Irony puts their best ef forts to shame. "Why , " asked Doro thy the other night on going to bed ; "why can't we see fairies ? " "Bo- cause they do not live In the fields and woods here any more , " replied her nurse. "Where are they , then in heaven ? " "Perhaps so. " "Oh , I know , " said Dorothy after a moment of silent thought. "Tho angels got tired of their old mansions In the skies , so they let the fairies have them and moved to Boston. " Judgo. Not a Botanist. "When we were out automoblUni on the boulevard yeiterdar I ate to look at the rhododendron * . " part of the car la tnitr/ SWIFT & CO. We have opened a branch office in Falls City and will pay the highest market price for Poultry , Butter and Eggs. Office at O. P. Heck's feed store. Bring us your Produce. Yours Respectfully , SWIFT & CO. Phone 101 A. R. Smith of Sabetlia , Kans. , was a Falls City visitor Friday of last week. Harry Boyd , Harold Davis and Boyd Rist were among the num ber down from Humboldt last Friday. The glorious rain Tuesday night only cleared the air and made the weather for the last day of chautauqua delightful. Miss Lois Spencer returned Monday night from St. Paul , Min. . where she has attended a summer school taking a library course. George F. Schmidt was up from Rule a couple ilnvs this week and while here took occasion to come in and renew his subscription to this family necessity. M. E. Church. The following services next Sabbath : 9:45 : Sunday school. 10:45 : preaching. 2:00 : p. m. Junior league. 7:00 : p. m. Epworth league. 8:00 : p. m. , Preaching. Prayer meeting 8:00 : p. tn. on Wednesday evening. All cordially invited. W. T. CUNE. Pastor. St. Thomas Episcopal Church. Services : Holy Bucharest , 7:30 : a m. Morning prayer and sermon , 10:45 : a m. Evening service and sermon , 7:45 : p m. Sunday school , 9:45 : a ra. Evensong , Fridays , 7:45 p m. Choir rehearsal every Friday night after the service. Rev. Geo. Neide. Rector at St. Thomas Episcopal church. Baptist Church. The usual Sunday school and preaching- services will be re sumed again next Sunday. Every member of the church is urged to be present. Following- p services the "right hand of idilowship' ' will be given the new members. You are invited to worship with us. E. H. JACKSON , Pastor. Notice for Bids for Coal. The Tails City Hoard of Education will receive bids up to 8 p. m. . August 3 , 1007. for the furnishing of from ten totueltu earshot soft coal , delivered on track at Kails City , Nebr. Six cars to be delivered in August. 1907. ball- ance at option of board. Itiddcrs must quote prices on mine run and screened lump coal and designate kind and grade of coal. This coal Is for heating furnaces. Hoard reserves the right to reject any or all bids , Ulils to be filed with the secretary. 11 y order of Hoard of Education. W. W. ABBEV. SecV. First publication Julvl9 3 tiraes Clarinda Poultry Co. We have opened a branch office in Falls City , three doors west of the State Bank , mid will pay the highest market price for Poultry , Butter and Eggs. We alee want your Cream at the highest market price. Call and get our prices on Pro duce. Three doors west of State Bank. Clariida Poultry , Batter aid Egg C . Polls City , Neb. Phoue 205