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THR FAI I . TPIRIIMIAPD1I 7A IOW
ST. ANTHONY
Will make the season of 1007 at im place i 'j ' miles cast
and i ' 2 miles south of Falls Cit\ .
St. Antliony is a high
grade Percheron , perfect
individual and admired by
all who see him.
Color- Seal Brown.
Foaled- April , loU3.
f Weight at a 4 year old ,
1700 pounds.
Dam a high grade Percheron mare and a good indi
vidual.
TERMS $ m to insure a living colt. Care -will be taken
to avoid accidents but I will not be responsible should any
occur. j. w. CROOK.
F"Il't7 make the coming season , beginning April let ,
I I I I m n8
From Saturday evening until Monday evening at my farm three
miles south of Barada , the balance of the time at my barn in Barnda.
FritK is n coach horse and is BO well known here thnt he needs no
description.
Will make the season nt the same place on the
Bime ( dates as Fritz. Nick is n five-year-old coal
blaek Mnmmouth Jack , xvith white points , very xvell proportioned and
has proven to be an excellent breeder and sure foal getter. You will
make no mietake in breeding to Nick if you are looking for a rangy ,
well built mute.
Tl HTl " mfl 9 'e fienB ° ( 't the same place and on the
"ll same date as above described. Tom is n Black
Percheron Horse five years old , xveighing 1700 pounds and is xvell
proportioned , xvith plenty of bone. Come and see these animals
before breeding elsewhere.
TERMS : $10.00 to insure a colt to stand and suck. When
mares are. sold , traded or leave the vicinity , service money becomes
due and payable. Care will bo token to prevent accidents but xvill
not be responsible should any occur.
Barada , Neb. MATT sCHULENBERG , Owner
Doiv't Neglect to Read
THE TRJBUNE
Cussed and Discussed by Everybody. Add your
? , f - . name to the list. $1.00 per year.
Appreciation.
Hun it over Htruck you wlmt n
'iier of life lieH in n few words
of appreciation and enoouniye
meiitV now ft > xv of UB toke the
trouble to top a few momentn and
praise a servant for work well ( lout1 ,
or even pause to toll our nearest
and dearest how we appreciate all
the daily services , which we have
apparently never noticed.
When our friends die we hasten
to P.MH ! beautiful Howeis as a lust
nppteciation of our love for them.
But would it not be oetter if we
hnd helped them by a little praise
when they were working , or if we
had cheered tln-m in the dark days 1
when I hey weie troubled and t-nf-
feriiif. ' ?
Only a few kind words of appre
ciation ! The cost is not hi MI ; , but
the recompense it. beyond price.
Let tin- husband tell HK wife how
much In1 pri/es her love for him , '
and tlif wife tell her husband how
truly she recognises all hit- euro
for her. And the mother should
I'evenl in 'words ' how much nlie I
valucf , her children's affection ,
while the child who say to its
mother. "Thank you fur all xonr 1
love to me , " has row aided her far
beyond knowledge or understand
ing Ex.
/
In the treatment. . D ( pile * It beooinos
nccos-ury to liuvc th remedy put up
in such a form Unit it can tie applied to
the purls affected. Mini 'Mn Pile IHMH-
cdy incu uil in u oollap-lbli1 tuin-
with nox/.lc .Utachril. It riiunot lit-lp
biit'ieiich the -nit. ) Ill-Moves blind ,
bluutlini : . Iti'hinji and ( irniruiHni : pili- .
Fifty cent- with nox/.ic iMiiuantoed.
'fry it * -o ! < 1 by \ G , Wu'ineri
-tf t PKP
The Dangerous Age.
If a man is going to commit a
crime during his lifetime the
chances are that he will do it at
the age of twenty-nine. It is a
curious fact that statistics have
shown that man is more danger
ous at this period of his life than
at any other. The majority of
criminals in the state of New
York have for some time been of
this ago. The general supposi
tion is that a man has attained
the highest development of their
mental and physical powers at
twenty-nine , and they are sup
posed to be able to distinguish
between right and wrong and to
realize the consequences liable to
follow the indulgence of either.
Next to the age of twenty-nine
the greatest number of criminals
have been twenty-one , twenty-
seven or forty-five years of age.
The intervening years , in which
men do not commit as many cimcs ,
have not been explained by ex
pert criminologists who havi
made investigations proving tin-
above statements to be true and ; 1
who are still working on a solu
tion of the problem. New York-
Herald.
Hurried meals , luck of exercise arc
the main causes of dyspepsia. A Kings
Dyspepsia Tablet after each meal aids
digestion , improves the appetite. Sold
by A. G .Wanner.
Notice To Colt Raisers.
I am now located at the Salem
fair grounds with two good
Stallions , one trotter and OIK
pacer. You are cordially in.
vited to call and see them and
get acquainted. No trouble Lost
show horses. While I am ownei
of these Stallions I will paj
one hundred dollars to the firsl
ten of their get taking standard
records. To be divided , fivt
colts from each stallion. Money :
divided 50.00 to breeder and
$50.00 to owm-r , at time standart
rdn
record is taken. Colts broker
and track horses handled.
In case of my death , this con
tract shall be void.
OGtf CiARixrfi : DIXGU : .
A Desperate Chance
BY J. C. PLUMMER.
( Copyright , 1M7. l > y Unlly Storj 1'uli. Co )
Wo wore standing , or nil her , sit
ting nnd lounging out the dogwatch
on the Novn Scot inn hark IVtrel. It
was ono of thofct1 periods which fits
into the hard cheerless lifo of the
Penman like u piece of mosaic. A
period when the faithful trade winds
iill the snils until they went modeled
out of marble nnd when one nerd not
liiy hand on the braces once in 'H
hour ? .
When , Mm Homiolt spat his quid
j over the rail wo composed ourselves
for n yarn for Jim , in his fiO years of
; lifo , a brine-pickled and xvhiskey-
| soaked life , had seen much.
| "I came ashore in Charleston from
u lime juii-or once , " ho began , "and
eel about getting rid of my money as
fast as I could. 1 found a plenty to
help me spend it , and one day I stood
in Murphy's hoarding Itouso without
( enough to buy a drink and was xvon-
1 dcring when thul red-nosed Irish-
1' ' mini would kick mo out on ( ho street ,
jit was between cotton seasons and
lihcrc were no square-riggers in port ,
1 while the coasters had their crews all
engaged for the round passage. 1
couldn't get a ship for love or money.
"J was standing with my hands in
I my pockets and my hack to the bar
for 1 hated to sco the stuff going
down other people's throats when 1
hadn't the price of a half glass. A
man came in from the street and 1
looked at him out of the tail of my
oyp mill then stared back at the
street. Jle was surely neither a sea
faring iian ) nor u shipping master
and I felt little interest in anybody
t'l.-o. The man looked around the
! room and came over to where I was
standing.
" ' \Vant a ship , my lad ? ' ho said.
"J told him I did and hloomin'
jad , too.
" 'Well , ' ho says , "t can give you a
jorlh on a steam yacht. Twenty-j
live dollars n month , only quarter-
nastcrV work to do and going to a
warm climate. '
"He needn't have said all that.
I'd have taken a job as cook on a
mud scow right then , so 1 says
I'd go.
"Then ho treated nnd , boys , 1
never seen a man drink like that fol
low in my life. lie had everybody
in the place drunk from .Murphy
down when we started for the
wharves. 1 don't know whether 1
walked or went in a balloon , but
when I woke up next morning and
crawled on deck with a hornet's nest
buz/ing in my head we were outside
of Charleston bar and a steaming
south. The steamer was about fiOO
tons , sharp built in the hews anil
looked good for speed but nothing
like a yacht.
" 'What sort of a bloomin' yacht is
this anyway ? ' says 1 to the first , man
r mot on tlie forecastle.
' "Vacht , nothing/ says ho. 'I
s'pose you thought you were to take
care of Foino meelonare on a voyage
for his health to the West Imlces.
Ycr on a bloody filibuster , hid , car
rying guns to them lousy patriots
'that's ' u fightin' for liberty and free 1
garlic in Cuba. '
" 'Well , ' says I , kind of cocky like , '
'what's the diU'ercnco whether you're '
cnrryin. ' cotton to n bloody Liverpool
spinner or guns to Cuban patriots ? '
" 'Just this , ' says the man , cooly ;
'if you miss the patriot the Span
iards ' 11 twist your neck for you. '
"However , it's all the same to a
sailor whether his neck is twisted by
a rope or is broken by a fall from
aloft.
"Wo steamed south at a good rale
and so far no one forward knew as
to where wo intended trying for u
i landing but when wo found that the
course laid would bring us around
Cape JIaysi wo knew the south coast
was our destination. We cleared the
capo all right without sighting a
Spanish vessel and then steered
southeast. After a day and a half
good steaming wo checked speed and
began to loaf , the news coining for
ward by some leak or another that
- wo would land our guns at u point
agreed upon between Sagua and Clai-
harien.
'fUp to this time f had not felt
uneasy about getting my neck twist t-
ed. I felt sure the skipper ! get or
the blind side of the gunboats anii
land his cargo. IIo looked like a
iimn who'd do most anything he sel
himself to do , hut now lie began t o
pour rum into his skin in a way thai
made us all dubious. All that da ]
while we were hanging about rcadi
to make a try for the land he was i
drinking like a fish and by night hi
was drunk all over.
"It was a dark night and no mis
hike. The sky was covered with ,
ilouds although theio was no ruin
nndxe had not a light visible
aboard. Making u sharp turn wo
stood jin for the laud. I passed the
skipper as he canio from the cabin on
his way to the bridge and he smelt
like a newly-tapped nun barrel.
When there's ticklish work to bo
ilono with a craft I'd as liuvo the
skipper'd be sober and I kinder felt
my neck once or twice aa if there was
n rope about it. Wo oaino steadily
in , not it sound hut the pounding of
the screw and we a squinting into
the dark and seeing nothing. Then
there came out of the blackness it
Hash , a boom , and ( ho hiss of some
thing oxer the forecastle.
" 'A gunboat , by heavensMMrcch -
Ptl the male.
"Jing a jir.g went the signals
from the bridge to the engine room
and the steamer slewed around and
maile for the open sea. How that
propeller did pound and how this old
ton kettle did jump over the water.
"Mash , boom , siss , another shot
skipped over us amidships but wo
were soon out of gun range. Wo
couldn't , however , steam as we did , ,
gink the infernal lights the gunboat
i
/ .L.1
I '
Then There Came Out "of the Black-
| I nccs a Flash , a Boom.
carried. Like a dog after a rabbit
the blooming steamer changed her
course as xve did ours and came nil-
i. . . '
ing after us.
I " 'I believe the bloody dagoes can
.smell our trail,5 muttered the male.
Suddenly I lions came u iiiuflled noise
from below and instantly xvo heard
the skipper shrieking doxvn the tube
to the engine room. Speed at once
slackened and then it xvas whispered
that we had bloxvn out a valve and
that the engine was .disabled.
"The hkinncr gave some orders to
the mate short and sharp like pistol
shots and then the bell jangled a sig
nal to the engineer. The mate
sxvung himself over on the fiddloy
house and then rushed aft , giving
some order to the man at the wheel.
Then he sung out to us to place
lights in the rigging and also to the
slcxvard to light up the cabin.
, "When this had been done the vessel -
sel had turned about and xvas heading
(
ing right for the gunboat.
i "We looked at each other xvith
pale faces. The only xvay xvo could
explain this move xvas that the skip-
1 per had given up all hope of escaping
and for spite intended smashing into
[ the gunboat. We MIXV him on the
bridge erect and apparently as cool
as ever staring straight ahead at the
xvarshij ) .
"The two ships ncarcd each other ,
we steaming as fast as our broken
loxvn engine would let us and when
xvo came in hailing distance the dago
yelped at us.
" 'British steamer Falcon , ' replied
our skipper , coolly , 'from fiuracoa to
Noxv Orleans/ and then he added ,
' thuro's a steamer ahead of you xvith
no lights up. She's right in your
course and you might run into her.
1 came near doing so. '
'Bless your soul , the dago sxvul-
loxvcd the bait as n shark docs a
block of pork and steamed ahead
like mad. We wore bhip and ran un
der the lee of the Isle of Pines and
patched up our engine. The next
night we landed our guns as easily
as wo would have a cargo of rice in
Katherine docks , "
SUFFICIENTLY PUNISHED.
t
- Judge ( to lawyer ) Mr. Sharp
arc you defending this prisoner ?
Lawyer J am , your honor.
"And hoxv much is ho charged ;
with stealing ? "
"Fifty dollars , your honor. "
"Well , xve'll let him go ; he'll beat
punished enough anyhoxv. "
"What do you mean , your honor ? '
"Whv. bv the time you get thai
$50 , anil then he xvorks mit the othei
$100 vou'll charge him , he'll ' be <
'
ssnrr \ enough hevir xvas dishonest/
Towscr's Failing.
"The poor dogis tired out , "
; aid Mary , as the wagon drove
nlo the yard , and Toxvser ,
covered with the dust ol the
oad , dropped lolling and pant-
nyipon the grass.
"Tlsu't the journey he had to
ake that's tired him , " laughed
he farmer ; "he's used himself
tp by Higzatftfiug from one side
jf the mad to thn other and
iMidin' to everything that
lid n't concern him. Tie
wouldn't pass a gate without
unning through it to see what
van on the other side , nor see a
ion anywhere along the road
vlthout feeling called on to
base her. ICvery dog that
marked started him to barkin' ,
i id everything that moved
ook him out of the way to
I ml out what it was , and where
t was goin' . No wonder he's
ired !
"Hut you'll find plenty of
luman bein's that are travel-
ng their lives through in just
he same way. They ain't
atislied with the road marked
nit lor them , but watch their
neighbors' goin's and doin's ,
ind take charge of no end of
hings they can't help or hinder ,
'hoy are like old Towscr-
vears 'cm out. If they'd fol-
oxv straight alter the Master ,
.iid not invent so many extra
ares for themselves , tie | r6ad
vouldn't be nigh so long nor
ard. " Selected.
Congressman 10. M. I'ollard of
chawka is in the city and will
cmain until this evening. Mr.
'ollard left on Monday for James-
own xvhere he will act as one of
he committee appointed by
Speaker Cannon to represent the
he house at the opening of the
ixposition. Mr. Pollard says
hat the reports of injury to small
ruit in Nebraska by the recent
; old weather have not been oyer-
estimated. In the Nohaxvka or
chards , he says that peaches ,
iltims and cherries have been
lamagcd so that the crop will
mictically amount to nothing
xvhile apples xvcrcso far advanced
hat the loss will be fully 'fifty
) er cent. Strawberries that were
, vcll protected , he thinks xvill not
snITcr so severely. - State Journal.
M. E. Church.
The folloxving services next
Sabbath :
h-15 Sunday school.
10:45 : preaching.
2:00 : p. m. Junior league.
7:00 : p. m. ICpxvortlr league.
8:00 : p. in. , Preaching.
Prayer meeting 8:00 : p. m. on
Wednesday evening.
All cordially invited.
W. T. GUNK. Pastor.
For Sale.
Some choice Poland China
broad sows , and 25 ton alfalfa
hay all in the barn. Address.
Christ Horn Falls City , Koute 2.
Go to W. II. Crook & Co. for
best paint sold. Paint your
house , barn , floors with B. P. S.
Paint ,
For Rent.
Six room cottage recently
painted and papered through ,
out. City water. Two blocks
from postofllce. One block from
Stone street. Nice neighbor
hood. C. V. KHAVJS.
*
Opened For Season.
Sun Mineral Springs is now
open for the season 1907. For
picnic's the park is more bcautifif
than ever. Thanking the peer
of Falls City for past patron
age
would respectfully solicit a
conK -
timiance. . T.A. Gu
' K ,
f'J-2t Morrill.K _ .ansas
Falls City was well rrjpr.sente(1
at the State. Federation of
Woman's clubs held in Lincoln.
The ladies representing the diff
erent clubs were : Mesdames T.
L. Ilimmelrich and Banks
, as
president for Sorosis ; Mrs. Harry
Miner and Margaret Steele , for
the Shakespear club ; Lillian
Banks for the Woman's club ; and
Elizabeth Miller and Gertrude
Lum of Verdon for Friends in
Council.
