THE FALLS Cl I Y TRIBUNE , FRIDAY , DECEMBER 14 , 1906 1 Early in September Santa Clans telephoned Dr. McMillan to know if he could make his Head quarters in Falls City at his Store. I told him he could on one condition , that was , that he have a PRESENT for every BOY or GIRL from one month old to one hundred years old , that lives within fifteen miles of Falls City Santa said he would do this , as he never intentionally slighted any one , and if you could just seethe carloads o ( toys and fancy presents that he has sent to our store you would think there is something lor everyone , toys of all kinds. Horses Goats Jersey Cows Everything io please the children. And for the older ones we have everything you can think of. Dress = ing cases , Military sets , flanicure sets , Traveling cases , Jewel cases , Cuff and Collar , work boxes and many other things we have in Stag , Ebony , Silver and Gold , all warranted to be first class. We also Slave a beau = tiful assortment of Japanese imported Cups and Saucers , Fancy Plates , all kinds of Books , Perfumes , etc. * Follow the crowd to the City Pharmacy where Dr. Mcflillan and his many clerks will be pleased to show you Santa Clans stock at Falls City. tB . ifc Vfl-JITIiy : v.y > TC-T > JTy : JTi : l 5Z&S f $5.OO SEWING MACHINES offered by Mail Order Houses are small , low arm machines to be run by hand. I/or the use of any American woman , they arc not worth the money asked. This No. 100 Ball Bearing Bartlett is the finest sewing machine you ever saw and it does not cost any more money than many cheap plain varnished machines offered by agents. The head is of a pleasing design and beauti fully finished in colors. The mechanism is made on an entirely new and positive principle so that all the thinnest to the thickest can be easily sewed. Hard ened tool steel is used throughout so that it will jractically wear forever. . All the bright exposed parts are heavily nickel plated over copper , the most durable finish tnown. The nickel is given a high mirror finish. The Bartlett makes the celebrated Sock stitch which absolutely cannot become unraveled and will never give away. It has positive takeup , disc tension , capped needle bar , automatic tension release , four motion feed and automatic bobbin winder. The woodwork ia of n strikine new desijn ( with rolled veneer edees which make it look - ? . „ , , . . , . , ike a piece of parlor furniture. The wood is Iho finest quirter swed oal ; nnd ( ho finish is hand rub- led , just like is used on a Jioo piano. The drawers arc completely enclosed and are lone and roomy. The stand has full tool steul ball hearings which make it run like a watch. Ii h.is an automatic belt leplaccr and oil cups to prevent solline the carpet. Free Nickel Plated Steel Attachments as follows ire furnished with each machine ruffler , tucker , binder , braider , foot shirrinc side plate , four assorted V Vcmmers , quilter , foot hemmerand feller. Needles , screwdriver , oilcan , bobbins , etc. , are included. Don't buva machine until you sco this No , 100 Uartlett you will save money and cut tue finest achine made. Sold by C. TANNER 1 An Acceptable Cift | " What makes a more acceptable gift than 13 some nice piece of t 3 I Jewelry , Silverware , 1 E is CI Cut Glass , etc. Our Christmas variety is ri complete in every detail and offers unlimit- : S St : ed choice for the purchaser. - fj Our Goods are First-Quality 3 SI and each and ever article is backed with S our guarantee. DAVIES & OWENS , Jewelers and Opticians Wagons Toy DisSies MS The Biff Stick And Tlie Old Spell ing Book. President Roosevelt's triumph in printing his message in simpi- fied spelling was brilliant but meteoric. When he saw the message in the newspapers , spelled in the old familiar style , he must have felt as does one who wakes from a sweet dream of glory to the dreary dullness of commonplace. There are some things the "big stick' ' can accomplish , and some it can't. It can't force families into hav ing more children than they want , nor can it compel people to spell well when they don't know how , or to spell badly when they do. And there arc some things in which it can't coerce congress , cither. The house of representative ! ) , which in theory at least , is close to public feeling and promptly responsive to it. will stand by the dear old spelling books. The Congressional Record and other printed matter emanating from the house will be printed as here tofore. The supreme court has incident ally handed down its weighty de cision in the matter by rebuking an attorney who , in a brief laid before it , had presumed to "simplify" the spelling of a judi cial decision. The executive , the legislative and the judiciary departments of the federal government may be jealous of its own constitutional rights and powers. Heretofore they have split on grave problems and withstood the shock. No doubt they will survive this one. With the sovereign people , who are superior to constitutions , the right to spell as well as they know how , or as badly as they must , is one of those inalienable ones indicated by inference in the Declaration of Independence. The New York board of educa tion has voted 32 to 4 against the introduction of simplified spell ing in the schools of that city. Few other school boards have deemed the matter worthy to be brought ii ] ) . Meanwhile , despite the "big stick , " the old spelling book that was the delight and despair of our childhood remains sacred in the memory and supreme in au thority. I'cprint , News Herald' "There is at Icabt one ofiVotual , wife , and reliable Cough Cure Dr. Shoop's that wo regard lib suitable , cvon for the young est child For years , Dr. Sheep bit terly opposed the use of opiates or narcotics in medicine , offering $10 per drop to any one finding Opium , Chloro form , or any other notorious or nur colic ingredient in Dr. Slump's Cough Cure. And Urn challenge i ? yet un answered. Elero is one inanufiieturlng phjbiclitu , who welcomed with much satisfaction , the new Government I'ure Food und D.'ug Law The public can now protest itself at all times , by in sisting on having Dr. Hhoop'a when a cough remedy i needed. " Sold by all dealers. * + k- Word has been received by rela tives of Fred Clift , who is well know here to the effect that his wife died at Phoenix , Arizona , Wednesday November , 24 , l'JOf > . Mr. Clift made his home in and , around Humboldt for several years , spending most of his time at the barbar trade. In 1898 he went to Salt Lake City and en gaged in the barber business at that place. He was married to Miss Mabel Johnson two years ago and moved to Helper , Utah , which has been their home until a short time ago when they re moved to Phoenix , for Mrs. Clift's health. A change of climate was not effectual and death came at last to break up the home. A host ol friends and relatives share with Fred his grief and sorrow. Humboldt Standard. From Feeding Salt. iClmer Coon has recently lost a number of hogs from an overdose of salt. The salt was placed in trough to which the hogs had free access and nineteen of them died soon afterwards.Salem In dex. Trains Dolls Pianos ic Lantern Suspicious of His Sex. tip in the northern pirt of the state there has been a young gentleman school teacher who has been having a strenuous time of it the past few weeks. Shortly after lie had been hired to teach a country school the rumor became current that he was a woman , masquerading in man's clothes , and the talk be came so strong that the school board determined to dismiss him from school , and in consequence there was great excitement in the community. Before finally dis missing him the } ' decided to call on him , or her , as the case might be , and talk the matter over , and a committee of the patrons of the school was appointed to make a thorough and searching investi gation of the charges , one woman being olaced on the committee. They set a day for the meeting and invited the teacher to be present and "show cause" why lie or she should not be dismissed from the school. No other charge was made against the teacher except that he was a woman. The committee met , and after , as one report says , "about thirty seconds they adjourned and the young man is still teaching that school. " It is claimed that every member of that committee was originally from Missouri.Ex. . The Forest Hill fruit farm has closed business for this season. Mr. Wileman imfortns us that lie has shipped this season 2,733 barrels of apples , 5 carloads of bulk apples averaging 500 bushels to the car , a total of 21 cars shipped in all. lie paid out $1.200 or better for employes in the apple crop alone besides the enormous crop of other fruits handled this year. Few realise that "Little Old JJarada has even this much industry connected with her inland disadvantages. Barada Cor. Shubert Citizen. Farmers Institute at Falls City December 18-l'i and 20th at Court house. Come and be one of us. The Best Christinas Present for a Little Money. When your Christmas present is a year's subscription to the Youth's Companion you give as much in good reading as would fill twenty 400-page novels or books of history or travel or bi ography ordinarily costing $1-50 a volume. 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Norris , son of Mr. and Mrs. C. H. Norris , of Table Rock , was married last .week to Miss Marion M. McManus , the ceremony being solemnised at Springfield , Mass. Mr. and Mrs. Norris will live at Springfield , where the groom has lived for ten years. Pawnee Chief. Pilca gel quick relief from Dr. Shoop's Magiu Ointment. Remember it's imulo ulone for Pllos and it works with certainty anil satisfaction. Itch- Icg , painful , protruding , or blind piles disappear like muglu by its uso. Try It and see. For snlu by nil dealers.