a THE FALLS CITY TRIBUNE. FRIDAY , DECEMBER 7 , 1906 HEARTS & MASKS A MASTERPIECE OF MERRIMENT i By HAROLD MACGRATH _ Hearts and Masks'Is a delicious " Here , indeed , js a joy-spreading I / dfctectUc storj a mystery , a rob- story that is as , spirited and swilt II bfry an unmaskinc and all , but. in action as anything well could be. 11 * / * V'11 * lb'B-t ' > ' < Jt'R , knRht , unco .j It is liKht yeTTtria-mujed forward IVj/entionalfwitty dialotuiytliat keeps ] with a sfing and go that seize the the minO on the alert continually , " reader m the start and ncvVr release llesttn ftutnat. J ' / / > Annricd 'When Ha/dTd Ma GFatTrVrote this ! most exhilarating story , hit was tn ( his Raytjjt mood and full ) o ! the zest ol rjfe. , "A pcc/iliarly / ingenious s\ory , donfc ' The ( fialogucs are cnsrttnd witty with al light and cheerful touch and thte story is told with a daih that ktVps the reader in amused and vim which makes/it highly suspcns\ until the laspage. . " intcrcstW. " Fitttbur&Tiintl.l AVw " 'For served hot freijiifd roihancc " ' ' I "Take Jla/old MabGrath's story in pioHant of a sauce modernity , 4 ' Hearts And Masks' with th/Iatcst a grain taste concoction in literary culinadcs served by thAt eleventh of salt /nd simply cnjo\ there is /necessity / ol bcUeving it , hour modern , Harold MacGrathi in nobody ! want lo\-iPAil \ iJtl- his'Hl-arts and Masksj1 " fftwf ; you < - York 3eram. . \ > ifa TNeprafh At every /age the advcntuV turns an uncxri-ctcd corner. It ] teems with breathless excitement/spark- ling dialoK\e , facinating.jflittering atmosphere , " "Hearts and MasksV-the very " 'A ni Ill's wild adventures , ill title yuggests anothcrXof those told in c domedy vein , Mr. Ma' blithely irresponsible romances of Grath'sfstory is well invented , and Mr. Hhrold MacGrath. 6f course , he tells \hc \ invention capitally , ca it ncveVyCould have happened , but Tying it\n with a wealth'of incl- it is dehfiliUiiJ/vmake believe just dc ts and mu lijiii nti < yv < o detail. ) ' I the same. " AVa > i'orJt Glate. AVtt' York Ei tning Mail. This story will appear serially in this paper ( and you will like it. Watch for the opening chapters of this remarkable mystery of the ten of hearts. $5.OO SEWING MACHINES offered by Mail Order Houses arc small , low arm machines to be run by hand. For < ke use of any American woman , they are not worth the money asked. 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ItS Special features Include The Chaperon's column , in which are answered question * pertaining to beauty aids and social customs and affairs , a department for inqulri rs on other -ubjects and n wide ranco of miscellaneous articles throwing side llu'litiupon the world's most in teresting people and events these in addition to a vigorous editorial paire. absolutely independent politiuallv. and a Sunday Issue that ! * full of live special matter and h jmun interest. 13 Papers Each week for 10 cents The Kansas City Star was the first nnds \ still the only newspaper to deliver n complete morning pnper , TOE KAN SAS OITY TIMES , to its subscribers without incrense in the subscription price. "PRETTY" HY NANCY HA'/MTT. Alfrctta ran about the den sinking- shrilly : "Dear , dour , what cnn the mutter bo ? Dour , dunr , what i nn thn nwUor bo ? Dour , ilcur whiit can the m-n-t't-u-r bo- .lohnny so long at the fair ? do promised to bring mo u bunch ot bhio ribbon , Ho promised to bring mo a bunch of binu ribbon , Ho promised to bring mo a bunch of blue ribbon , To tlo up my bonny brown half. " "Frctty I really wouldn't call him out of his name you know it isn't " Cousin Johnny , Langley - loy said provokingly from the leafy depths of the grape arbor. "Besides , your hair isn't brown , not in the least , Instead , it's pure carrot color , also mighty pretty. If 1 were a painter person I might call it something else , but being what I am , a stickler for truth" "Would you know the truth it you met it in the road ? " Alfretta Hung at him. "I don't believe so , " she went on dis dainfully , shaking her glowing waves at him. She was bareheaded , and the sun struck out high lights from the Titian mass above her white forehead , then fell down to waken green gleams in her long lashed eyes. Slim as be came seventeen , tallish , lighten on little arched feet , with a long neck upbearing her face , she was distractingly pretty , especially to eyes jaded with artifice and sick of fashion m ore specifically , Langley Maddcn's eyes. Langley was only a third cousin , but assumed that the tie of blood entitled him to take i an attitude so critical it was 1 more than brotherly in its can- dor. dor.He He had come to Alderbrook farm for six blessedj idle weeks after the stress ol a long fight and the triumph of a big legal | victory. He had not been there in years , although the place be longed to him. Its present oc cupants , the Lanes , had lived in it to oblige him. Therefore lie had but a faint memory of Alfretta as a solemn young person who had disdained to be friends with him , choosing rath er to make companions of the dogs , the kitten and her pony , Snap. lie recalled that she had bare ly tolerated Susette Barlow , who , in spite of being bigger , came sometime to play witli her. Susette had been a famous comrade. lie had kissed her often , called her little sweet heart and actually gone the length of sending down to her from the city after he was back there a birthday ring. Not withstanding , he had found her married and happy , with a baby as round , rosy and dimpled as he remembered her. Ten years , he naci rcnectea , made Dig changes every way. Still he was not quite prepared for the changes they had wrought in Pretty. The name was of his own coinage ; in all other mouths the girl wan Alfa. He had been quite taken aback to find thai she did not resent his version of the baptismal mouthful. In deed , she had said , with a little hovering smile. 'The one comfort about mj name is , no matter what people call me , they can't possiblj make it worse than it is. " The saying had in a waj startled him : he had notthougln to find philosophy at seventcer in the rural regions. But as time went on he discovered tha the philosophy was the least ol Pretty's surprises. Young as she was , unformed and inex perienced she had a way will her , also a poise quite wonder ful to see. He did not wondei that she had taken captive hi ; artist friend Vernon ; it wai Vernon's habit to fall fitfully it love with evf'ry girl who was in the least out of the common Pretty had not a single usua liber in her. In proof , take tin fact that Vernon's adoration had not in the slightest degree turned her head. "What have we to say to the painter person , Pretty1' Cousin Langley asked , coining out and laying hold of her hands , "Are we going to tell him logo about his business or are we going to say , 'Yes , and thanky , sir , ' when he asks" - "He won't ask , " Pretty said , not trying to take away her hands. ' 'You see. I told him at thi ! very first I regarded it as ny duty to marry you. Other wise you would waste all your noney besides , it was the only way to keep Alderbrook in the family. He agreed with me. al though i think he was sorry : it mist have seemed ahame to lim to miss such an opportun- ty. He admitted that flirting was a necessity to him. That is why , I think , he is away just now. " "Indeed ? " Langley said , his Lone an interrogation. Pretty nodded , echoing : "Tn- leed ! Yes : Mrs. Wortham- your Jivinity has opened Grasmere - came herself the day before yesterday. So Mr. Vernon couldn't stay away longer. " "Who says she is my divinity ? And how do you like it , seeing you have appropriated me ? " Langlev asked , coloring in spite of himself. lie felt all at once young and raw and ridi culous and was in a temper over it. He wanted to shake Pretty shake her hard. She was jesting , of course , but how beautifully she had turned the tables on him. Quite unac countably he found himself trembling , his hands moist , his face , he knew , high colored , and all without any reason. It could not be that the bare suggestion of Pretty the child , the plaything , the creature he loved to lease as his wife , the mistress ot his home and five years at least he had thought of Georgina Wortham in that position. She titled it so beautifully and was quite evi dently ready to accept it. "I always answer mother's letters for her. liemember you wrote her about Georgina two years back at least , " Pretty said , smiling sweetly , with the faintest touch of malice. "As to my lilting her , what does that matter ? I have nothing to do with her only with you. " "You are quite resolved-to take me , I mean ? " Langley ask ed , his eyes downcast. Pretty looked pensive. "It seems - one must do one's duty however disagreeable , " she said with a litlle sigh. Langley creeled himself. "In that case , suppose you kiss your crown of martyrdom , " he said , pulling his face close lo hei lips. " . . . . . . . . 1- nl fr. "n. 4 i. - * .n r > - * * r * r * * * nf 1'ICILJ llllllfj MllV tV na till ill llieir clasped hands permittee : and said , with dancing eyes "Nexl year will be quite lime enough for that. You see , I an going away in the fall to b ( finished at the Winslow school Mother insists upon it , and " my self think it best. I shal come back a fine lady Jim enough , I hope lo do Ihe fa mil j credil. May I Irusl you not t ( maVry Georgina in all tha lime ? " "Certainly not ; " Langley sai < promptly. "You will have t < lake me now or risk losing nn altogether. And I hale finish ishing schools and all Ihei works. If you go through tin mill I won't have you that' ; flat ! " Pretty snatched away he h a n d s , laughing heartily "What an actor was lost in yoi Consin Langley ! " she said I wish Tommy Hartwell hat been within hearing. " "So ! You want the heathei to rage , you minx ! " Langle ; said , again imprisoning he hands , Ihen Ihe ring comitij back lo his voice slronger thai ever : "Pretty , I know you wer in fun , but , please , dear , let' make it earnest. I want you obody else. [ have been want- ever since I came , without sense enough to know "How about Geoorina ? " Vetty murmured , turning away er head so Langley might not ee the mounting color in her heelcs. Langley laughed triumphant. y. "May 1 be vain enough to peak the frozen truth ? " ho sked , his lip very close to1 Betty's ear. She turned a lit- le more away from him , saying cry low : 'No ! 1 can guess it. Georgina : on't have you ; therefore yon vant me to salve your broken > roken heart. " "Of course. But how did you ruess it ? " Langley asked , his leart thrilling at thought of her arc to save another woman rom slurring , lie had meant o tell her what he knew for ruth that while Georgina vould have accepted him for his position and potentialities and iven him comradely help hroughoul their joint career cr heart was by no means en- aged , she being of the equable emperament that spends its vildest devotion upon iUeJf. Moreover , there was Vernon. Vll along he had suspected omo kindness , even more , bo- ween the pair. They might lave each and welcome , Fretty sweet , slim , rod haired 1'Vetly ' , vas the one wife in the world or him. Impulsively he caught her to lim and said between kisses : I see it all now. You're a vitch. You saw how I needed comforting and proposed to me ight oil' the reel. Henceforth t shall live to keep you from be- ng sorry for it. " "And I'll make you sorry for t as long as you live if ever you dare say that again , "Fretty nterrupted. Again Langley laughed , lie could afford to. Fretty , in spite of her brave words , was ne-t ing to him Mice a happy child. Saves Trouble. A farmer over in Indiana in re turning home from hunting the Hher da } * found the neighbor ust leaving the house , and bi > njr of .1 jealous luiture , drew his gun and filled the man's legs with line shot. A laA'suit fol- owed and it was learned that the man was there to bunuw the ocal newspaper. The lawsuit cost $75 and the doctor bill was $25 and $1 would have saved the trouble. Western Publisher. Water Famine at Nebraska City. Owintf to the fact that the river has suddenly fallen two feet at that point within the past three days the water company at Nebraska City is experiencing considerable trouble in getting water with which to supply the city. They have a suction pipe which runs 1,700 feet out across sand bars to the main channel of the river , and if there is a drop of another six inches in the water of the river it will require the water company to run 500 feet more suction pipe , thus mak ing the pumps draw water with which to supply the city through 2,200 feet of suction pipe. The company is alarmed over the condition of things * and they fear the suction pipe will soon freeze up if the weather becomes very cold , as it is on top of the ground the entire distance. Two years ago the company experi enced considerable trouble on ac count of pumping water through 1,500 feet of suction pipe and they do not know just what they will do when they have to use 2,200 feet and keep it from freez ing. This trouble has been caused by the shifting of the main channel of the river and the forming of sand bars between the pumping station and the main channel. Mrs. Sam Ability living nortli of here is staying in town and is taking treatments from Dr. A.K Wolfe. PLAINT OF THE MAIL MAN' . Taking Lottcrn from Chuta No If Package from Twentieth Floor Hits Hand. Skyscrapers have added to the trials and tribulations of tftc mail men , according to the Phihi dolphin. Ilccord , which tells IhiH Hlory : The letter carrier was gin gerly fishing out mail from lliis box at the bottom of the office building mail chute. "You humlfa it aH if it was dynamite , " com mented the elevator starter , wlfo was overlooking the proceeding. "Ain't afraid it will go off , a.w you ? " "No , but I don't want to gut hurt , " rcspondcMl thcpostntiiB. "There isn't any dynamite to it ; feared , but it's no joke to luite a letter drop t wo or three hundred feet onto your hand. Look at thai one , " he continued , holding up u bulky nuKHivo bearing four tw cent ntainps ; "that letter weiglis two ounces , judging by tlK' stamps. It mnylmvp been dropped into the chute at Ihe twentieth lloor. Just consider what kind of a sensation you would experience if a two-ounco weight fell 250 feet and landed on your knuckles , ami you will get Home idea of the thud that would have been coining to me if my hand had been in the way when that letter nailed down. Even the ordinary letter inside the two-cent weight limit will make you wince if it soaks you after : i descent of L'O stories. The blow is delivered by the edge of the envelope , and Hornet linen it will draw blood. Thin job of col lecting mail from office building * may not be as dangerous as work ing in a powder mill , hut when a fellow has been swatted two or three times by heavy letters trav eling at cannon-ball speed he be gins to think about taking out an accident insurance policy. " HIS STRONG LANGUAGE. Boiling with lingo , When Able to Speak , Jarred Man Utters Single Word , "Idiot" "While passing along Kcgcnt rtreel , in London , one day not long since , " said a well-known New Yorker , "I saw a cab how knock down a dignillcd , well- dressed man as he attempted t cross the crowded thot-oughfavc. The horse was moving Hlowly at he lime , and the man was more jarred than hurt. Hut when he ro- [ jained his feet he was simply boil ing over with rage , lie dashed madly after his nillc hat , which ivaH in imminent , danger of being irushed by Hie wheels of a han som , and then rushed In another direction for IIH ! cane. The street was jammed aiid the driver had not been able to move more than 11 few feet from I he spot where he had run down the foot passenger. "After securing his hnt anil cane the man jumped on the side walk , glared up ; lt the driver , and tried to speak , but was actually rendered temporarily inarticulate by his anger. I lingered to see the finish of the incident , as I expect ed , as soon as his feelings had sub sided sufficiently to permit him to speak , to hear an eruption of abuse- , thickly intermingled with strong words , such as would br likely to come from the average American placed under' similar circumstances. "Finally , fairly quivering Ayitb rage , and all the while shaking both lists nt the cabby , he succeed ed in uttering ( hesingle word : " 'Idiot ! ' "And then indignantly strode awiiy. " Canary Farm. The village of Scofield , Wia. , boasts of a canary farm operate * by .Mr. and Mrs. UerbertNcupert. They are now raining about 1,000 birds yearly , and are doing a profitable business. It Ls a unique occupation , requiring consider able skill , judgment and patience. The Xeuperts have been engaged in tlio business for 40 years. Costly Target. Probably the most elaborate and costly target in the world has just been launched in the New York navy yard. The target is almost an exact duplicate of a sec tion from the hull of a battleship , and is estimated to have cost $50- 000. She Know Him. Wright Have any stories ac cepted nowadays ? Pennuui Dave some accepted by editors , but none by my Yonkers Statesman.