THE FALLS CITY TRIBUNE , FRIDAY , NOVEMBER 9 , 1906
TIME TABLE
I'nlls City. Neb.
Lincoln Denver
Omnhn Helena
Cnlcngo lUittc
St. JoM'ph Salt Lake City
Kansas City Portland
St. Louis anil all San Francisco
points ca&t and and all points
south. west.
TKA1NS I.HAVIt AH I'OI.I.OU'S !
Xo. 42. Portland St. Louis
Special , St. Joseph ,
Kansas City , St.
Louis and nil points
east and south 7:17 : p in
Xo. 13. VcstUnilcd express ,
daily , Hcnvcr and
all poltitn \\cst and
northwest 1:33 : a in
No. 44. Vcstilmled Express
daily , St. Joseph ,
Kansas , City St.
Louis and points
Hast and South. . . . 11:17 a in
No. 14. Vestlbulcd express , ,
daily , Si. Joe , Kan
sas City , St. Louis
and all points cast
and south 7:47 : a m
No. 17. Local express daily
except Sunday , Con-
coidia , and points
north and \\cst. . . . 12.10 pin
Xo. IS. Vestibuled express ,
daily , Denver , and
all points west and
northwest 1:23 : p in
} \o. 13. Vestiliuled Kxpiess
daily , Lincoln and
the Northwest. . . . 1:44 : p n :
Jsc 1 ( > . Vcstihuled express
daily , SI Joe , Kan
sas Oily , St Loui.s
Chicago and points
cast and south 4:35 : p n :
No. 18 , Local express daily
except Sunday , St.
Joe and points
south and east , , , , 4:05 p in
No. 41. St. Louts-Portland
Special , Lincoln , He
lena , Tacoina and
Portland without
change 10:07 : p n
No. 115. Local accommoda
tion , daily e x-
cept SundaySalem ,
Ncmaha and Ne
braska City 11:15 p tu
Sleeping , dining'and teclln ; ; rhaii
cars ( scats fiee ) on through trains
Tickets sold and baggage checked tt
any point in the States or Canada , KOI
information , time tables , maps ant
tickets , call on or write tel \ , 0.VlHT
iOHi > Agent , Falls City , Neb. , or L
W. WKKI.KV. . 0. p. , v T. A..Omaha.
Missouri Pacific Railwaj
Time Tublc , I'MLs City , Neb.
MHtru
No. I3.r Omaha , local 7:45 a. m
No. 105 Omaha and Lincoln
Hxpicss A 1:57 : a n
No. 103 Omaha and Lincoln
No. 127 I'rom Kansas City. . . 8:15 : p n
passenger A 1:11 : p n
No. 191 Local Freight , Au
burn A 1:16 : p n
SOUTH
No. Io4 Kansas Cltvlocal. . . . 7:50 a n
No. 106 Kansas City and St.
Louis and Denver A 3:10 a n
No. 108 Kansas City and St.
Louis and Denver . . . . . . A 1:16pn :
No. 138 From Omaha 8:35 : p n
No. 192 Local , AtHiNnii ! " 15a n
A. Daily. 11. Daily except Sunday
J. It. VAKNKK , Agent.
Head Ache
Sometimes ?
If so , it will interest you to
know that it can be stopped
with Dr. Miles' Anti-Pain Pills ;
and without any bad aftereffects
"
effects , and this "without dan
ger of forming a drug habit or
having your stomach disar
ranged. They positively con
tain no opium , morphine , co
caine , chloral , ether or chloro
form in any form. Dr. Miles'
Anti-Pain Pills relieve pain ,
and leave only a sense of relief.
The reason for this is explained
by the fact that headache comes
from tired , irritable , turbulent ,
over-taxed brain nerves. Anti-
Pain Pills soothe and strength
en these nerves , thus removing
the cause. The } * arc harmless
when taken as directed.
"Wo use Dr. Miles' Anti-rain rills
for the euro of hemlnche. iuul wo
think that there la nothlnK that will
cnual them. They will euro the
severest spell of ner\ous or slclc
headache in uery few minutes. 1
nm of n nonous temperament , and
occasionally ha\o spelli when my
nen cs stx-m to bo completely exhaust
ed , nnd I tremble BO I can scarcely
contain m > elf. At these times I al
ways take the Anti-Pain 1'llls. and
they oulct me right away , it is rc-
roarkablohat n soothing effect they
KL\B iipon the nervca. "
WHS. F. K. KAKL. Detroit. Mlcli.
Dr. Mllei1 Anti-Pain Plllt are told by
your druoolt. who will guarantee that
IhS " * * Pck oe will benefit. If It
! ' ! ? he i" "turn your money.
-3 doses , 25 cents. Never sold In bulk.
Miles Medical Co. , Elkhart , Ind
The Kansas City Market offer
the opportunity for best price
and weights on your Cattle , Hog
or Sheep. The Big Casino , Ma
for Man Sales made by th
Charles Dixon Commission Con :
pany stand for and emphasiz
this opportunity. We buy stocl
ers and feeders on commissior
Let us send you market inform :
tiou.
tiou.THE
THE TRIBUNE
. . . . $1.00 a Year. . ,
The Suicide of Cuba.
Twenty years ago I first came
to Cuba , and because it is one ol
the most buautilul and enchant'
ing of islands in the world I havi
frequently returned to it. In tin
first of those twent } * years I saw
the Cubans harshly oppressed ,
later saw them strike for tlieii
independence ; during the days ol
concentration saw the Cuban
children lying in the actual gutt
ers dying of starvation , saw well
) red , delicately reared gentle
vomcn begging food at the door !
f the consulates , saw Cubat
len ol education , of refinement ,
ying of fever in foul prisons
aw them led out to be shot ; it
he fields saw the bodies of tlu
> acilicos hacked by machetes
aw the American army come t <
heir aid and the Spanish arm }
epart , and at last saw the Cub
ins masters of their own island
n free and full possession of tlu
ndependence for which they hat
uffcred all these things. Whet
he United States turned ovei
he island to the Cubans and IK
lalion ever performed an aci
norc fine or more unselfish i
> equoathed to them a model con
stitution , a government in being
i surplus in the treasury , am
credit abroad.
The Cubans had the gooc
vishes of the entire world. Thei
lad not a single enemy. Thci
utttre lay absolutely in their owi
lands. They had only to bea
hemselvcs like men , and the Re
niblic , for which they , and thci
athers , and their father's father
lad ollered their lives , was their
n perpetuity. For four vean
hey kept the island respectci
and in peace.
WKKCKINO A NATION'S i > uos
I'KKITY.
They brought it to a state o
prosperity greater than it eve
lad known. And then , aftc
these four short years , all the ;
should have learned was disre
garded , all they should havi
earned from the Spaniards o
the evils of war , all they shotil
lave learned from the American
of the dignity and benefits o
) eace , all was forgotten.
They revived the old , old pla ;
with the same familiar charac
ers. At the polls one set o
policians played the "despot
ind the "dictator , " and anothc
) layed the ' "patrion" and th
"rebel. "
Both were equally guilt )
Neither had a thought highe
than office. One , in order to re
uain in office , revived all th
lespotic methods of Spain ; th
other , to gain office , stapped o
lis machete , and threw the h
and into ciyil war. The ) ' woul
: iot see what must inevitably fo
ow. Even today they do no
> ee that by their folly , their se !
llshness , to gratify their vanit
they have deprived themselvc
ind every man , woman and chil
on the island of independence
To those who love Cuba the pit
of it is very great ; the shame c
it is lasting and incradicabh
For what has happened. Wehav
irranged a peace , we have in
stalled a provisional government
But we are only postponing th
inevitable. Whether or not i
pleases the Americans at hoiti
who grow beets , and what the
are pleased to call tobacco , Cub
will be annexed. The Suga
trust and the Tobacco trust ma
fight against it , the Rcpublica
party may be split in two , but i
we are to live up to what \ \
promised in the treaty of Par
and the Platt amendment \ \
must annex Cuba. But chief !
we will do it because the Ctibai
will force us to do it. Alrcad
they have forced us to do it.
Suppose the present provision ;
government does arrange f <
legal election. Suppose 2ayi
or Castillo or Gucrra or any otlu
one of the 300 generals who ai
presidential candidates is electei
There still will be one "general
who is not elected. And as sun
ly as a dipsomaniac takes t
drink , he will take to the brusl
and we will have the same o ;
comic opera revolution , with tl
attic properties and "business"
he burning of crops , the destruc-
ion of railways , the landing ol
narines , the establishing of an-
ither "provisional" government ,
For decency's sake it may be
hat we arc right to give the
Cubans another chance , to allow
hem this second opportunity tc
irove they arc capable of ruling
hemselvcs.
But. as the first time the )
'ailed , again they will fail.
Tin ; O.KMKNTS or rAii.UKi : .
There arc three elements thai
nsttre failure ; the fact that tht
great number of Cubans , beinj :
mused to self-government , leave
t in the hands of professiona
) oliticians ; the negroes , who an
) rofcssional rebels and who wil
bllow any politicians againsi
iny president ( of all the rebels ' .
lave seen in the field nine-tenth !
of them were negroes ) , and tin
politicians themselveswho woule
lestroy any existing governmen
of which they arc not office hold
ers. They will sell their birth
right for the chance to becomi
inything from a custom hotisi
nspector to a member of the cab
net , or , especially , one of thosi
ligh officials whose duties mai
> c carried out onlv in a red tour
ng car.
The writer is not one of thosi
who form the first clamored fo
mnexation. On the contrary , ii
.wcnty years one who always be
ievccl that Cuba should be hide
) cndcnt , No one who witnessei
the struggles of the Cubans fo
reedom could h a v e though
otherwise. But , in the light o
this last exhibition of selfishnes
ind childishness , and since meet
ng here in Havana and in tin
"field" the men who in this re
bullion were the leaders of thei
ellow men , it would be foolisl
ind credulous to believe tin
Cubans capable either of appreci
iting self-government orof main
taining it.
Cuba is going to lose her free
: lom , and there should be no mis
take as to who is responsible fo
the loss. The foreign press , am
it home the anti-imperialis
press , will accuse the Unitci
States of self-seeking , of aggran
disiemcnt , or , by any excuse , dc
priving Cuba of her rights.
And such a charge will be un
fair and untrue. It was th
United btatcs gave Cuba her in
dependence. It is the Cuban
who have destroyed it.
New York's "Human Ads. "
"I never saw anything like th
human 'ads' you have in you
New York windows , " remarked
girl up for a few weeks from th
South. "What I dislike mos
about it is that most of them ar
women. There's the Oricnta
eyed girl who sits in Turkis !
costume puffing some new bran
of cigarette , emitting arabesqu
whiffs from her mouth ; there' '
the girl who lets down her gloi
ions hair and holds out to vie\
some new Seven Sisters decoc
tion ; there's the girl who demo : ;
strates some up to date collar o
belt fastener , and , oh ! such
host of others.
"I saw two mighty queer one
yesterday. A Broadway windo'
was veritably besieged by pass
crsby straining to catch a glimps
of a girl drenched by a showe
bath operating directly above he
head. That shower bath wa
worse than any thunder plum
that ever drenched Broadway
but the girl smilingly peeled o
a mackintosh which she wore an
showed the spectators that he
underneath garments were as dr.
as powder or a lecture o
mnemonics.
"Then the other one. A w (
man in a window in the shoppin
district makes the astonished ol
server believe she's about t
perform , in theatrical parlanc *
the Great Undressing Act. Wit
cool unconcern she unbutton !
unhooks and removes her oute
garments , one by one and then
applies Somebody's Magic Cleat
er and cleans them.
"But I don't see , " conclude
the girl from the South , lookin
down thoughtfully at her polisl
ed finger nails , "why they can'
get men and boys to do thosi
'stunts. ' Do you reckon the wo
ncn pay better ? or get pah
less ? " New York Sun.
Tlie World's Best Speller.
The "champion speller of th <
world" is Prof. D. Jones , a schoo
teacher of Lancaster , Mo.
Once a year for thirty-twc
years he has published in his
county seat paper a challenge t (
anybody who talks English t (
spell against him. His challengi
went unaccepted for thirty-twc
years.
Jessie Hamilton1 is a countrj
girl who went to Macon a few
months back to read proof for i
newspaper. She came across tin
challenge of Prof. Jones and sh <
lias accepted it.
Miss Hamilton is IS years old
She has the certificate of her las
school teacher that there was IK
word in the English languagi
she could not spell. It was thii
certificate that secured her tin
position as proof reader.
"How did you come to dial
lengc the champion ? " bhe wa ;
asked.
"In reading proofs of a com
munication he had sent to in ;
paper I came across this , " sh
answered : 'Without being afrai *
of criticism on account of beinj
an egotist , we fearlessly asser
that we have paid more attentioi
to spelling than any of you
readers ever saw or ever will see
There is more spelling in ou
little finger than there is in al
the spelling books combined , b
they dictionary or what not ,
When I read that I determined t
take the conceit out of Brothe
Jones and I'll do it or eat th
dictionarv he offers as a prize
It may look a little presumptuou
in me , but he or I must go bad
and sit down. In the country
used to have luck at the spellinj
bees and I liked the sport ,
don't claim to be the best spelle
on earth , or even in Missouri , bu
I don't shiver much at th
thought of meeting Mr. Jones
His plan is fair , and I will agre
to all its conditions. I hope h
won't think me beneath h i
steel. "
The professors's rules of bat
tie are these : Ordinary Englis !
words , clearly pronounced by a
expert , and written down by th
contestants ; each contestant t
get same words ; match to ru
four hours continuously ; no cheei
ing till result is announced ; win
tier to get new Unabridged Die
tionary , on the fly leaf of whic
the loser will write : The Cham
pion Speller of the World. "
Solomon himself couldn't ma
out a squarer deal. It's up to th
professor now , and time's rur
ning.
The people of Macon , Mo. , ar
patting Miss Jessie upon th
back. They have so much confl
deuce in her ability to spell tha
they have offered to pay all th
expenses of Prof. Jones' trans
portation to Macon , lodge hit
like an honored guest while her
and have the brass band serenad
him in the contingency of hi
winning.
A number of the young ladie
employed at the National hote
drove to the home of a relativ
of one of the party that live
near Rulo. Sunday afternoot
They were feasted and enligln
ened in the latest methods c
cider making until the hour ai
rived to return when they d <
parted feeling that they had ei
joyed lifes best portion. Lam
lord Spence can devulge a few s <
crets regarding the home trij
but as we are dependant upo
their hospitality for a few daj
for something good to eat we r <
frain giving out any pointers
Suffice it to say that there ai
times when "we want to I
alone. " And this was one c
them.
Pneumonia. Follows A Cold
but never follows the use of Foley
Honey and Tar. It stops the cougl
heals and strengthun& ihe lungs an
prevents pneumonia. For sale by a
druggists.
Wilsons
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llaviland China !
* ) !
[ Hand Painted China , Austrian - | |
trian and German China ,
if Jardinieres , Flower Pots , all | |
* si55es > *
j" llaviland , Austrian and *
English Dinncrware. White ; <
! and decorated. 3
(
! | * Special prices on X
CUT GLASS !
it See the new Nickle plated
\l \ LAMPS. I
n
\ \ New 5c , lOc and 15c Glass-
ware.
$ t
Good Groceries and all the
best brands of Flour at
*
C. M. Wilson's 1
Wo have secured the agency foi
Orlno Laxative Fruit Syrii ] ) , the new
hiMitlvo that makes tbo liver lively ,
purifies the breath , cures headache
ami regulate * the dim-stlvc organs ,
Cures ehronic constipation. Ask us
about it. For sale by till druggists.
A fine lot of draft mares
weighing from 1,000 to 1,450
bred to a Jack , for sale at the
Margrave ranch.
The best Imported horses 51,000 each. .
Home-brut registered draft stallions , 5250 tc
S750 at ill ) stable doors. A. Latlmur Wilson ,
Creston , I.i.
Imporlul draft stallions , 51,000 each ,
Home-bred reiristerul draft stallions , $300 ti
* SOO. Hart llros. , Osceola , Iowa.
Homi-brcd draft stallions , yi = 0 to $600 :
Imported stallions , jotir choice $1,000. 1L ,
Stream , Creston , I.i ,
If you want driving horses ,
colts or mules get them at the
Margrave ranch.
Dancing Proves Fatal.
Many men and women catch colds
ut dunces which termlnuto in pneu
monia and consumption. After ex
posure , if Foley's Honey and Tur is
taken it will break up "u cold and nc
serious results need be fearrcd. Re
fuse any but , , he genuine in ai'llow
package. For sale by all druggists.
Presbyterian Church.
Services 11 a. m. , and 7:3C :
p. m.
Sunday school 0:45 a. in.
Junion C. E. 2:30 : p. m.
Senior C. E. 6:30 : p. m.
All are invited.
S. W. GKIITIN , Pastor.
M. E. Church.
The following services next
Sabbath :
9:45 Sunday school.
10:45 : preaching.
3:00 : p. in. Junior league.
6:30 : p. in. Epworth league.
7:30 : p. m. , sermon.
Prayer meeting 7:30 : p. in. on
Wednesday evening.
All cordially invited.
W. T. CUNI : . Pastor.
First Christian Church.
Services of the First Christian
church , Lordsday , Oct. 21st :
'J:45 : a. in. , Bible School.
11:00 a. in. communion.
11:30 : a. m. , morning sermon.
3:00 : p. in. Junior Endeavor.
< i:30 : p. m. Senior Y. P. S.C. E-
7:30 : p. m. , evening sermon.
All are cordially invited and
strangers and visitors in the city
are kindly welcomed to attend all
of these services.
T. A. LlNDKNMKYKR ,
Minister.
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With this issue we commence
on a year series of The Tribune
to be sent to Dr. Emma B. Tuck
er , at Pang Chuang Te Chou ,
Via Shanghai and Tsing Tao ,
China. Dr. Tucker is a daugh
ter of Win. Boose and wife of
this city , and she and her hus
band have been serving as both
physicians and missionaries
there for several years. They
have enjoyed success in both
fields which they well merit , as
much time , study , expense and
sacrifice were endured to attain
their object. We wish them con
tinued success.
I C. H. riARION I
AUCTIONEER , I
Sales conducted in
scientific and busi
nesslike manner
f
I C. H. MARION 1
I Falls City , Nebraska | :
; 1N THE LAND OF THE BIG HOMESTEAD
RANCHES FOR SALE. < |
Large or small buyers 4
can locate on adjoining |
GOVERNMENT LAND'I
For information write < ; ,
M. D. CRAYATH , f
Luella , Neb. j ;
ANNOUNCEMENT I
< ?
Earing secured the exclu-
sire ngency in Fulls City for
Sycamore Spines Mineral
Water , ve ore piepnied to
furnish ciistoniets with tlie
the sntne. Price GO cents per
fivp gallon cask. Cull phone
181) ) or phone 3CJ.
FRANK GIST
C. P. RE A VIS Jr.
H U 1-8-1 H 8 I 1 I I I M U > t
: : D. S. ricCarthy ! !
Prompt uttention jrlven
to the ictnuvnl of house
hold poods.
PHONE NO. 211
MlHIMI I I I HIM I I IM
W. H. Maddox
Real Estate Agency
FALLS CITY NEBRASKA
See me before your purchase. I am
selling city property , loaning mon
ey at lowest rates , selling farms and
making farm loans. Sec inc if you
wish to buy , sell or make a loan. I
am here for business. Write
W. H. Maddox , Falls City
SHIP VOUU LIVE STOCK TO
CLAY ROBINSON & CO.
SlocK Yardc , Kitnsas City. Mo. Kxport
b.ilcsinun , Uultlc. IIOK8 , bhrop. Careful
mid iiiUlliKi'iit yard lioys. Perfect olllco
inutliods Correct market information
fiirnlstii'il Houses at Kansas City. Omaha
SlouvClty , Denver. St. Joseph &t , Paul ,
Chicago , HulTulo
R. R. HAYS ; M. ID.
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON
Olllce over McMillan's Drug Store.
OUlco 'PlioiioSn Residence 'Phone 82.
H.
Uttico over Kerr'e Pharmacy
OAlco Phone 2UO Residence Phone 271
B.F.STEPHENSON&Co.
PRESTON , NEB.
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Is the Place to buy $
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Dry Goods , Groceries , J
Hardware , Tinware , |
Cutlery.
i Highest market price . $
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A Paid for Countrv Produce
for chltdrtni toft , tart * No oplatt *