THE FALLS CITY TRIBUNE , FRIDAY , AUGUST 31 , 1906 Budington TIME TABLE Hulls City. Neb. Lincoln Denver Ontnlta Helena Chicago Uuttc St.Joseph Salt Lake City Kansas City Portland St. Louts and nil San Francisco points cnst niut and all points south. west. TRAINS I.KAVK AH 1'OU.OWS ! NoJ2. . Portland St. Louis Special , St. Joseph , Kansas City , .St. Louis and all points east and south 7:17 p in Ko. 13. Vcstlhulcd express , daily , Denver and all points west and northwest 1:33 : a in No. 44. Vcslihulcd Express daily , St. Joseph , Kansas , City St. Louis and points Mast and South. . . . 11:17 a in Ko. 14. Vcstibulcd express , daily , St. Joe , Kan sas City , St. Louis and all points cast and south 7:47 a m No. 17. Local express dally except Sunday , Con- cordia , and points north and west. . . . 12.10 p in No. IS. Vcstilnilcd express , daily , Denver , and all points west and northwest 1:23 p in No. 43. Vestihulcd Express dally , Lincoln and the Northwest. . . . 1:44 pit ; I've 16. Vcstibulcd express daily , St. Joe , Kan sas Oity , St Louis Chicago and points easi and south. . . . . 4:35 : p n No. 18. Local express dally except Sunday , St. Joe and points south and cast. . . . 4:05 : p n No. 41. St. Louis-Portland SpecialLincolnHe lena , Tacoina and Portland without change 10:07 : p n No. 115. Local accommoda tion , dally ex cept SundaySalem , Ncmaha and Ne braska City 1ll5pn : Sleeping , dining and reeling chaii cars ( scats free ) on through trains Tickets sold and baggage checked t < any point in the States or Canada. Foi information , time tables , maps am tickets , call on or write to E , G.VlHT VOKI ) Agent , Kalis City , Neb. , or J Francis , r . P. & T. A. , Omaha. Missouri Pacific Railway Time Table , Palls City , Neb. NOUT1I Xo , 135 Omaha , local 7:45 a. in No. 105 Omaha and Lincoln Express A 1:57 a t : No. 103 Omaha and Lincoln No. 127 1-Voin Kansas City. . . 8:15 : p n passenger A 1:11 : p 11 No. 191 Local Kreighl , Au burn A 1:16 : p t : SOUTH No. 104 Kansas City local 7:50 : a i : No. 10f > Kansas City and St. Louis and Denver A 3:10 : a i No. 108 Kansas City and St. Lonls and Denver A 1:16 : p i No. 138 1'rom Omaha 8:35 : p i : No. 192 Local , Atchison. . 10 : 15a r A. Daily. U. Daily except Sundaj J. IJ. VAKNJCK , Agent. What a Great Convenience Is i Fountain Pen ! Any person who \vill sccur six new subscribers for Th Kansas Oity Weekly Journal a Uie rate of 25 cents per yea each , making a total of $1.50 and send the amount to us , to gether with the names , will b mailed , as a present , a beautifu fountain pen ; line rubber handle 14-karet gold point , fully war ranted. Address the Kansa City Journal , Kansas City , Me This offer expires Oct 1 , l'OC ) Robbing Yourself iThat is just what yon arc doing when you fail to get reg ular and sufhcient sleep. Your Body requires this unconscious period for repair work ; with out it your nerve energy be comes exhausted , and yon are tired , worn-out , nervous , ex citable ; have headache , neu ralgia , indigestion , poor appe tite , or other ailments caused by. a lack of nerve force. Make it your business to sleep. If you are restless , take Dr. Miles' Nervine ; it soothes and strengthens the nerves , and brings sweet , refreshing , life-giving sleep , and gives the organs power to work natur ally. Try it to-day. "I had a severe spell of fovcr. whlcr left TOO In a very weak condition ant : very nervous. 1 had severe spells 01 headache and neuralgia , and couli sleep but very little. Kvcry effort thai was made to recover my btrenKth was of no avail until I began taking Dr Miles' llcstoratlvo Nervine. After commenced to take the Nervlno TO : elcep was profound and restful , am the pains In ray head , as well aa th < neuralgia , pains , left TOO to a ccrtati extent and I crew gradually better. " MRS. K. M. G.IIiiERTSO.V. 821 Berylan Ave. , Belvldere , Ills Dr. Miles' Nervine It cold by you druoo' * * . vvho will euarantee that th tint bottle will benefit. If It falls , h will refund your money. Miles Medical Co. , Elkhart , In ANTS BUILD GOOD ROADS They Are na Smooth ni If Coiuontcx from End to End Oreatoat Constructors on Earth. The greatest roiul bulldera ii the world are u npecics of rcdanti found in South America. In build ing a road they carry minute par ticlcn of clay , with which they lini all the roads as well as the galler icH and passaged of their nests til they look as smooth aa if cemcntcc by a master mason. Some idea o their number can be formed whei it is remembered that the whole o this road to their tree , perhaps nearly half a mile long , is dcnacl. ' thronged with a multitude golnj out empty and coming back will their umbrcllalike burdens , whih thousandB upon thousands Hwarn in the doomed tree. That this vast army is under tin best discipline can be proved b ; watching them only a few mo mcntB. The drivers are constant ly running up and down glvinj their orders to the workers , whicl they do by touching heads for i moment. The individual s < touched will slop , turn backhurr : forward or show in some such wa : that he is following some com maud. Hut a better proof of tin discipline is found in the fact tha when the army meets with an ob stacle , such as a log or large stoni1 there is a jam of ants on both sidei and they run about in dismay an < disorder. Instantly the driven hurry up , showing the greatest ex citcmcnt , and run over , aroum and under the impediment to flm the best way out of the difficult)1 When they have decided they leai of ! the line of march in the prope direction. Hut until they taki this step the workers make no at tempt to pass the obstacle. When a selection of-a level piec of ground has been made a pet pendicular shaft some eight incli CB in diameter and six or sevei feet deep is formed. This is fo drainage and ventilation , neve for ingress or egress. If th ground slopes the shaftis horizon tal , the mouth , of course , beluga the bottom of the hill. From th perpendicular shaft , conuncncin at the bottom , radiate galleries ike the spokes of a wheel sot a 11 slight angle. At the end of eac ieries of galleries' spokes acirci ar gallery is made , forming is it were , a set of wheels on above the other. In , or rathe ibove these circular galleries th icsts or dwelling places are coi structed. These are oval in simp and about a foot long. The nai ; -ow end of the oval is downwar ind opens into the roof of the ga cry , and as the spokes alway slope slightly toward the shaft n ropicul rains , no matter hoi icavy , can enter the homes an Breeding places of the ants. NO FOOD FOR ELEVEN DAY ! Blind Indian Falls Into Kino Shal and Subsists Until Friends Rescue Him. Maccy Hall , a blind Modoc Ii dian , living three miles northwes of Seneca , fell into an abandonc mining shaft about GO feet dee ] over which brush had been hcapei Eleven days later Ball was re cued. "There must have been coi siderable water in the shaft , " saj the Hustler , "as the Indian d clares he never struck hotter It scorns that in some way , whc he arose to the surface of the w ter , he caught on to somethin long enough to keep from drew ing , and had dug a hole in the su of the shaft with his hands larj enough to crawl into , and thei he had remained the entire 11 da ; without food of any kind. A roj was lowered to him and he plac < the noose around his body and wi pulled out. He seemed none tl worst for his fasting , as he wi able to walk home , about half mile. Sam Lawyer had been o hunting for the missing man , ai his dogs , passing the shaft , hea the Indians making queer aount peculiar to his tribe , and set uj howl. Sam looked into the sha : but could see no one , as Macey hi burrowed deep enough to be c tlrely out of sight , but he hea him and secured the help of B < Lawyer and Tom Welsh and th rescued the imprisoned man. " The Morning After. Guest ( to bell boy ) Is this foundry ? Bell Boy No , sir ; this is a hot That thumping you hear is on t inside of your head. Detri Free Press. The Results of Earthquakes. The story of Robinson Crusoe has been made more real tc many a youth because of the narrative of the experiences of Alexander Selkirk , and , what ever the charm of DC Foe's ac count of the adventures of the castaway , there has been an added element upon the thought that there really was an island where a man actually had had something of the experiences accredited to ( Jrusoe. If then the reports of the disappear- of the island of Juan Fernandez in the wake of the earthquake are to confirmed there will be a district loss to the world from the point to view of the senti mental. And , after all , senti ment is of much influence. The individual who had the plea sure of looking upon the Cam. panile at Venice will always re joice over the less fortunate one who must read about that graceful tower in a guide booker or else accept some new erected struture , modeleeupon the fami liar lines of the old , as satisfy ing the particular element of in terest which once associated it self with the famous old tower. So the visitor to the San Francisco will miss many of the things which made ihe old city famous , and will have his attention often called to the sentimental loss which accom panied the eartquake. But the possible disappear' ance of an island has another suggestion. Geology tells in its annals of marked changes in the earth's surface ol up heavals and depressions , ol mountains and hills resulting rein some earthquakes and nakcs it clear that these lianges are likely to come gain and again during the enturies. The examination oi he country visited by tlu arthquake may be expected ti isclose some marked changej f topography. The depth o he water in the ocean maj ave been considerably atTectec nd if an island has appearec n a new place , as one repor ays , and another well knowr lit of land has sunk out of sigh he possibility of changes whicl lay not be known for lonj nonths is apparent. Chicagi Tribune. Quite Realistic. "Talk about dreams comin < rue I dreamed last night tha i burglar entered my room , tool ny watch from the dresser am ncakcd out before I could catcl litn. I woke up , jumped out o bed and looked for the watch. " "Was it tfone ? " "No ; but it was running. " All Truth. "Of course , " said the gossij : 'I don't know anything certai about her , but then one can pu wo and two together and mak " our "Yes , " replied Miss Champior neaningly , "some people ca put practically nothing togethe and make mischief. " I. W. Harris of Stella , wh put the new top on the fat cattl market at Kansas Cit market Monday last , is one c the pioneer farmers and stoc raisers of Richardson count ] He located here back in the earl days before there were any Mr souri river markets. "Tl changes that have taken plac in this country from the time located here down to the presei time are too numerous to mei tion , " said Mr. Harris. "Whc I came here land was worth bi little , but now it is almost tc high priced to keep. Good far are now selling around $100 a acre , and some higher than tha But the land is very productiv We can raise as much con : to tl acre as can be produced an where , and the blue grass th : we raise is simply the best th ; grows. Our corn this year w ; late in starting , and we h ; some dry weather which will e the yield down some. " A Toss Between Rivals. I'en Arnold and I were chums nd Dorothy Duintnond was .1 vitch. Giyen a pair of chums nd a witch , and what is the nvariable result 'i A quarrc ) ctwecn the chums. If this nvariable result had happened n our case there would be notlv \\K \ worth the telling. So'inan } uch affairs have taken place liat they have ceased to be al east novel. Dorothy said she vonld have neither of us , de- laring at the same time that we vere more in love with eacl : ther than with any one else. ] vill admit that this helped Bcr nd me to keep from quarreling , liough neither of us believed cvr v vWe invented tests to force Dor thy to show her hand. Whethei lie was too smart for us 01 vhethcr she had nothing bui rieiulship for either of us w ( ould not tell. At any rate noi ne of our tests gave us any in brmation. We conspired to seiu icr invitations for a drive to take ) lace at the same hour of the a me day , hoping she would how her preference by accepting ne and declining the other Mie little minx accepted both sking us to call with an equip go capable of seating four per ons , as she wished to take hei grandmother. We were botl nrious , but dared not disobey Ve tried to force her to choosi ne of us to sit beside her , bti he decline d to enter tin arriage till all had been seated She was the life of the party vhich must have been a diflicul olc to play , for Ben and I sa 'nursing1 our wrath to keep i varm. " When we handed th wo women out , Dorothy wa profuse in her thanks for an invi ation which had not been given One day I told Ben that ther vas but one way to force a deci ion between us. That was t ell Dorothy if she would hav icither of us she must lose boti of us. We would both "go west. Sen consented to this at once le believed the girl loved hir ind when it came to the point o osing him would show her hand had no doubt that I was th brtunate man and , if a choic was inevitable , would be choser If you ask on what grounds w based these opinions I reply tha each drew his inference fret Jorothy's actions toward hitr She gave me her photograpl : exacting my promise not to to ! Sen , and gave Ben her photc ? raph , exacting his promise uc to tell me. This sort of trie she played us in a great variet of ways. It was quite natur ; that each should deem himscl the favored one. One evening we called on Do : othv together and stated on proposition. In order that neitl er should have the advantage c iiiRr spokesman we were bet spokesmen. Ben made a prehn inary statement of the cas < while I followed with the alte : native. The little witch's eye danced while we were doing s < though when the last words wei spoken , "or we go west tome row , " she looked at us inqui ingly. Seeing determination i the countenance of each , si : made a little gasp , then tunic her back and walked to tl window. When she turned toward i there was a singular expressioi or rather a combination of e : pressions , on her face somethin serious , something comical , am above all , something extreme ! mischievous. "I don't wish to drive two sue fine fellows away , " she said. " I must choose between you must make my choice by lot. " Going to an antique writin desk , she opened a little drawi and took out an old copper cen such as has now gone complete ! out of circulation. "It is a toss between you. shall flip this cent. If it coim down tails" ( she said this to Bet "I will marry you and make yc a devoted wife. If it comes dow heads" ( turning to me ) "you are the one I shall love till death deus us part" "You give me tails. I am not your preference , " said Ben in a frightened tone. "Let us choose for ourselves , " I said. "Give Ben first choice. " "You have neither of you any- hing to do with the method by vhich I come to my decision , " she said. "It is I who make the choice , not you. " Tossing the cent jn the air , giving it a Hip at the same time vith her thumb , it fell on the leer , rolled about awhile , struck he leg of a chair and was still. Ben and I both sprang forward , > ut Doroth } ' waved us back. "One step and you both go vest ! " she exclaimed. Picking tip the coin , which we could both sec she did carefully ind fairly , she held it out to us vithout looking at it herself. "Heads ! " I cried. Ben dropped into a chair. She vent to him and took his hand , while a tear stood in her eye. I slipped out of the room , leaving icr to comfort him. Ben acted very nicely about the iffair and took his disappoint- nent remarkably well. This , Dorothy told me , was because I secured her by chance and not by > reference. Bright of Dorothy to foresee such a result and act iccordingly , wasn't it ? I would lave preferred to be preferred , nit I was so glad to get her that . ' swallowed that part of the natter. At any rate we were narried and have lived very hap pily ever since. We had been married but a few nonths when , hunting for a pair of sleeve links in a Japanese box , came upon an old cent bearing date 1S5S. Being an old fash ioned , enormous coin , I was re minded that I had not seen one of them since Dorothy "tossed" between Ben and me. Turning it from one side to the other , I was astonished. It was a double header. S. HUKTEK HAI.SKY. The Secretary of the Interior has rejected all bids for the con struction of 135 miles of laterals for the irrigation of lands under the Interstatecanal , North Platte projects which were recently opened at Mitchell , Nebraska. The bids were rejected on the ground that they were greatly in excess of the estimates anel new proposals will be asked for un less the bidders promptly sub mit lower bids. For those attending the state fair and wishing to spend the evening in Lincoln for the home coming reception of Hon. W. J. Bryan the Burlington will hold their special trains on September 5th until 10:15 : p. m. ISo Age Limit. "Yes , " said the old man to his visitor , ' 'I am proud of my girls , and would like to see them com fortably married ; and as I have made a little money , they will not go penniless to their hus bands. There is Mary , 25 years old , and a really good girl. I shall give her $1,000 when she marries. Then comes Bet , who won't see 35 again , and I shall give her $2,000 and the man who takes Eliza , who is 40 , will have $5,000 with her. " The young man reflected for a moment and then inquired ; "You havn't one about 50 , have you. " Special trains to state fair via Burlington September 4th , 5th and 6th. Foley's Kidney Cure will cure all diseases arising from disordered kid neys or bladder , For sale at Me- Brlde'a Pharmacy. FOLEYSHONEY TAR Cures Colds ; Prevents Pneumonia BEGGS' BLOOD PURIFIER CURES catarrh of the stomach. THE TRIBUNE . . . . $1.00 a Year. . . . c. H. HARION ; AUCTIONEER , | Sales conducted in .t scientific and busi nesslike manner C. H. MARION t Falls City , Nebraska I JNTIIE LAND OF THE BIG HOMESTEAD $ > < j RANCHES FUR SALE. | > ; Large or small buyers g > can locate on adjoining I GOVERNMENTLAND For information write < i > M. D. CRAVATII , | Luella , Neb. | ANNOUNCEMENT Having secured the exclu sive agency in Falls City for Sycamore Springs Mineral Water , we nre piepiired TO furnish custom1 with the the same. Price (50 ( cents per five gallon cnsk. Cull phone ISO or phone 3D. FRANK GIST C. F. REAVIS Jr. H I M I n M I I M M M > I M D. S. HcCarthy AKIE ) Prompt attention .riven to th removal of hun-i - hokl PHONE NO. 211 I II M I M M M M H I I > 8 I H H W. H. Madclox Real Estate Agency PALLS CITY NEBRASKA See me before your purchase. I am selling city property , loaning1 mon ey at lowest rates , selling farms and making farm loans. See me if you wish to buy , sell or make a loan. I am here for business. Write W. H. Maddox , Falls City SHIP YOUU MVK STOCK TO CLAY ROBINSON & CO. Stock Vird : ? . Kiinsms City. Mo. E.xpcrl Salesmen , Uattlf , Ilo > rs , Slji ep Careful ana lutflllfi'iit ytirrl boj . Perfect olllco methods. Correct ir > : irkd. Information furnished. Ilon fiiU KunsiisClty.Omaha SlouxCIty , Denver. Ht. Joseph St. Paul , Chicago. IHitlalu EL. R. HAYS , M. E ) . PHYSICIAN & SURGEON Onlce over McMillan's Drusj Store. Offlco 'Plione 213. Itesldcnco 'Phone US. Dr. A. E. Wolfe OSTEOPATH Treats successfully without DRUGS , all curable diseases. Office over Lyford's store. Office Phoac2o" Residence Phone 214 PALLS CITY NEBRASKA. THOROUGH COURSE * IN BUSINESS , SHORTHAND , TYPEWRITING , TELEGRAPHY AND PREPARATORY Uxpcrieaced teachers. Fine Equip ments. Gymnasium work. Assistance in securing positions. Work : to earn board. Individual instruction. Hater any time. Lessons by mail. Advantage * of a capital city. Write for Catalogue No. . ( , Lincoln Business Collotf * LINCOLN , NEBRASKA Dr. R. P. Roberts , dentist over King's Pharmacy