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THE FALLS CITY TRIBUNE , FRIDAY , AUGUST 3 , 1906 fj
Worth While.
There will be llfty.ihrcc Sundays -
days in this year , an occurcnce
that will not happen again for
110 years.
"While Ilk- clock is ticking
your life away don't be so fool
ish as to sit down and count
the ticks.
Many a good man is ruined
by his fool /riends.
Kiehes have wings , but they
always lly alone.
We often mistake stubborn
ness for backbone.
Anybody can run a business
in the ground.
A Kansas editor stepped into
ihe store of a man who did not
advertise and was surprised to
find him busy. The storekeeper
had the itch and a Waterbury
watch , and when he was not
scratching himself he was winding -
ing the watch.
Every time a man goes to
church with his wife , he won
ders how it is that the preacher
is privileged to t-cold her , and
he isn't.
People always enjoy it when
they hear of a man with an overabundance -
abundance of mouth , getting
licked lor shooting it elf too
freely.
In order to make home as
pleasant as possible , parents
should be careful to always
treat daughter as they would
treat a visiting girl.
These arc the times when if a
girl of live misses her gay hair
ribbon , like as not. she will find
it run through her grandmoth
er's corset cover.
It is not necessary "to be
brilliant" to got a good job.
Be industrious , honest and pay
strict attention to business , and
you will pass "brilliant" men
on the road to the lop.
Women do not understand the
male nature as they find it in
their husbands , but they seem
to have a very sympathetic un
derstanding of it as they find
it in their sons.
No very worthy person ever
takes delight in gossip. If
man gets in trouble , why not be
sorry because of his misfortune ?
You would be sorry lor a dog ii
trouble ; why rejoice when a
man gets in trouble.
"Married life is a constan' '
struggle , " says the Manayunl
Philosopher. "The wife strug
gles to keep up appearances
and the husband struggles to
keep down expenses. "
He who would gather honej
must bear the sting of bees.
When you make de jail too
nice you better strenkin de hog
lien.
lien.A
A sensible housekeeper begins
to sweep her stairs from the
top.
top.An
An honest man does not make
himself a dog for the sake of a
bone.
It is good to be a priest at
Easter , child in Lent , peasant
at Christmas , and fool in harv
est time.
The trouble with lots of men
who say they are willing to die
for their country is that they
don't.
Man's inhumanity to man is
often the result of indigestion.
Hard work offers small odds ,
but is generally a sure winner.
Genius is a 100-to-l shot.
Too many bills are apt to
make a man feel bilious.
Joy cometh in the morning
unless you've been making a
night of it.
It's a mistake to marry too
young , but it's a mistake that
isn't repeated.
A woman is never quite happy
with a man who refuses to argue
with her.
Many an unsuccessful man
would rather preserve his dig
nity than hustle.
It is better to have too little
confidence in yourself than toe
much in others.
We are told that love levels
all things , but often it seems
like an uphill fight.
To indulge in the things we
can't afford is the average man's
pleasure.
Life is like a game of cards ,
.n which a good deal depends
upon a good deal.
The fellow who is alway
under a cloud reminds me of
nothing so much as a borrowed
umbrella.
Why should Pollard receive
from the government treasury
Sl'JOO.OO which he never earned ?
We cannot believe he did this
because he is a church member
and an HONKST VAKMKK.
If he received and accepted
this money he ought not try to
excuse himself that he followed
an established precedent No
matter what the precedent is , it
is wrong. Mr. Burkett says he
opposed this allowance of un
earned salary when he was a
member of the committee on sal-
rics in the house. This is what
Mr. Pollard ought to have done
ind what we believe he would do.
It is not enough to say that a
precedent was followed Senator
IJurton violated a plain statutory
law , but we doubt if this law
makes the wrong any more repre-
liunsihlu. .
Mr. Pollard was not elected
till in July , therefore was not
entitled to the salary for March ,
April , May and June , the $1900
in question.
In this age when public senti
ment is roused against graft , and
when corruption in public office
is looked upon with such dis
favor , Mr. Pollard should not
have done wrong knowingly ,
simply to follow a precedent.
We sincerely hope that before
the Auburn convention convenes ,
this matter will be cleared up as
it would be disastrous to both
Mr. Pollard and the party if this
charge is proven to be true should
he be reiiominated.
i W. II. MOKKOW.
( 'olcy's ICIdnuy Cure will euro all
diseases urlsiii ) , ' mint tils-ordered kid
neys or bluddor. for sale at Me
Bride's Pharmacy.
Referees Sale.
Notice Is liuroby Klvon , tluit by vlrtuuof
tliuitnthoilty In us vested mid uccordliiR to
an order of tliu Dial i lot court , In iuul for
Itlolmrdsnn county , Stntu of Nclirnskn ,
ciitcml upon tin ) l.'th diiy of Juno , A. 1)
HUM , In mi action In I'lirtltlon , wherein
Louisa M. Miller Is pliilntllT , mid Kiull
Marmot , liiiium Murniul , Itosu Cliniiiin ,
llrucu Cllngim , Fred C. Mttrmot , Miif I. .
Marmot , lliirlumi Mnrinut , Wesley Miller ,
Tlio Palis City Statu Hunk , and W A.
OiTcnwnld and T. ,1. ( list , aru dulundiints ,
Wo will upon on tliu llth day of August ,
A , I ) . , UHM , at - o'clock , p in , , nt tliu west
front door of tliu court house In Rill *
City , In said county of Klulmrdson , Mtttn
of Nclinigkn , offer Tor sale and sell to tliu
lilKlicst and best bidder therufoio , the
following described promise's ! The north
hull of the south half of the southeast
quarter of the southeast quarter of section
' . . \\enty-olKht (2S ( ) ; the southeast quarter
if section twonty-nlno R9) ) ; tliu west half
> f section thirty-two ( IK ) ; and the west half
if the northeast quarter and the vu'st
iiilf of the southeast quarter , and a part
it the east luilf of the northeast quarter
of section thirty-two ( : tj ) . All In township
S'o. One ( I ) , north , ratine fourteen (14) ( ) ,
east llth 1 * . M. , In Itlchimlsoii county ,
Nebraska , containing mi acroa of land more
> r less , iii'cordlni ; to the government
survey.
The nbovo described laud wilt tie divided
; i ml sold In separate tracts If the referees
think It to bo for the lion Interests of the
Terms of sale , cash.
UAtctl at Fulls Gil ) , Nobr.iska , July 7.
UXM. 3Ki
JOHN WII.TSK I
KHKU KKUIUAN [ Heferees ,
C'IIAltl.r.3
Legal Notice.
In the matter of tliu | In llir County Court
estate of William P. > of Klcli.iril-.on County
Myers , drcca&nl , 1 State of Nebraska.
MIRANDA S , MYKKS. Petition to set aside
MAKTIIA W. MYKHS probate of the will of
ami LA\VKINCK : .
MVIKS : ( .1 minor who William P. Myers ,
Hue * by UN nut fricmt. deceased , and all pro
HKLKN K. MYKKS ) anil ceedings thereunder ,
UKLKN i : . MYKKS. and for a decree declaring
Plaintiff * ,
vs. claring said will
AKTIIUK J. WIAVKX , illegal and void ami
Defendant. for distribution.
To Arthur J. Weaver. non-rebUlcnt defendant :
You will take notice that the plaintiffs
above named did , on the 27tli day of July ,
1406. tile their petition In the county court ol
Richardson county , state of Nebraska , the
object and prater of which Is to obtain a
decree of said court selling aside the judir
inent of probate of the will of William
1 * . Myers deceased , late of Richardson county ,
state of Nebraska , and all proceedings there
under : and a further decree declaring salt !
will Illegal and void on the ground o !
uncertainty , and because It attempts ttu
creation of a perpetuity ; and for distributor
of the estate of said William 1 . Myers
Deceased , as though he had died Intestate.
You are further notified to plead , ansnei
or demur to said petition on or before tin
24th day o ( September , IWo , or said petltioi
willlki taken as true , and decree renderet
In accordance with the prayer thereof.
KKAVIS & KKAVIS. Jens C.AGNON.
Attys. for Plff * . CountyJudge.
Ordered lhat the foregoing notice tx
published In the "Kails City Tribune. " foi
the space of thirty days next follow Ink- tin
3rd day of August. I'Vb.
JOHN GAONO.V ,
County Judge
CHINESE TOMB COMPLETED
Bones of Bend Men Dug Up , Polished
nnd Put la Jnrs Hold Pe
culiar Rites.
The now tomb of the Hoou-ou-
'oiigitHsoumtloii ' in the Firemen's
lemetery at Now Orleans , La. , is
omnlete , The finishing touches
lave been put to it , the members
> f the association have assem
bled within it and blessed it , and
neidentally live large eardien
ars , representing as many do-
mrted Chinamen , have been de
posited there. Of course , tlie jars
ilo not contain whole Chinamen ,
lacli vessel is only a trifle over a
oot in height and about eight
nelies in diameter. Consequently
io accommodation for a real Ihv
iiiiiaman is ail'onlcd. What
used to boa Chinaman is contained
n each of the jars , which closelx
esembles a largo preserve jar.
The live vesxels containing the
iones ) of the live Chinamen were
laced in ( lie tomb the other day.
that day the members of the
fioon-on-Tong association
assem
bled , and , after salaaming , pray-
ng and singing for half an hour ,
luring whtich they also managed
o consume a large quantify of in-
'enso ' and sacred colored paper ,
ledicated the new tomb and de
posited ( he remains of live do-
> artod brethren. Few persona
vonld believe the jars represent
ofllns , but they do in a sense ,
'he live Chinamen whose remains
lire contained in these vessels
uivebeeiidead for years. Recently
'heir ' remains were disinterred ,
Ji shrouds in which they were
buried .were burned and the bones
ivere taken out and placed in the
: ars. Before being placed in the
iars , however , the hones were
liealed over a lire until very dry ,
nnd were then scraped and sand
papered until as smooth as knife-
: ) lades. Next they were placed in
ars. After that the vessels were
lealed up and labeled , and recent-
y they were placed in the new
Ollll ) .
The service * held at the tomb
ivere not seen by outsiders. When
stranger approached the cere
monies were slopped and the
Jhiiiamen stood stolidly by await-
ug the departure of the tres
passer. The Hoon-on-Tongers
were busy holding court in mem
ory of their departed brethren ,
nnd wanted no interruption on
Ihe part of outsiders.
The new tomb is of brick , cov
ered with plaster , and its facade
resembles somewhat a Chinese
laundry ticket. Forty ordinary
faults for collins and eight vaults
for the jars are contained in it.
There are also two fireplaces. One
of these , the larger , is used to
burn ( he clothes and effects of de-
[ . eased Chinamen , and the other
is for incense and ( he sacred col
ored paper. It is a large affair ,
and said to be unlike any tomb in
the United States. When n mem
ber of the association dies the cas
ket containing him will be placed
in one of the coflln vaults. After
he has lain there a number of
years his remains will be disin
terred , his bones will be polished
and then he'll be bottled up and
labeled and placed in one of the
jars.
Conditions in San Domingo.
The of San
city Domingo seems
to be in a bad way as a result of
the general conditions. Congress
man Itansdell , of Louisiana , who
recently returned from a visit to
the island , says there is hardly a
truce of business in the place
Most of the houses are vacant and
few people are seen in the streets
Everywhere are ruins , and espe
cially impressive the ruins of
line business blocks. A very large
brewery built about 15 years ago
has been abandoned and is rapidly
falling into decay. Intelligent
people told the senator that the
real population of the republic ol
Santo Domingo , with its 18,000
square miles , is 200,000 and not , as
usually stated , 000,000. "It is one
of the fairest spots on th'1
universe , " Mr. Handsell asserts
"but political , social and eommer
cial conditions are frightful. "
The Easier Way.
Never argue with a man whc
disagrees with you. Congratu
late yourself because of your su
perior wisdom and let it go at that
Chicago Daily News.
Progressive.
Bessie But is he a fellow whc
gets ahead easily ?
Carrie Goodness , yes ; Ton
says one highball will do it.
Fuck.
Cheap Farm Land.
oulhwesl Offers Deal Opportunities
For Securing Homes.
Many formers in the Northern
nd Eastern stales lire belling their
ligh priced lands and locating in
lit' Southwest. Many who have
jecn nimble to own their homes
n the older country are buying
rinds in the new country.
Unusual opportunities exist
long the lines of the Missouri
'acific-Iron Mountain lioule.
lhe ? rich , alluvial , delta lands and
iver bottom lands of Southeast
Missouri , Eastern Arkansas ,
jouisiana and Texas , capable of
iroducing 00 bushels of corn , a
laleof cotton , -1 to G tons of alfalfa
50 bushels of potatoes , and other
grains , vegetables and hay crops ,
an be bought for 87.50 to $15.00
) i > r acre. When cleared and
lightly improved will rent for
> ! .00 to $0.00 per aero cash.
Uplands more rolling , lighter
oil , adapted to fruit growing
readies , pours , plums grapes ,
) erries also melons , , tomatoes
nd other vegetables , can be
Knight for $5.00 to $10.00 per
ere in unimproved state. Many
) laces with small cleanups and
ome improvements can be bought
cry cheap.
This is a Hue stock country
! so long winter feeding. Free
ange , pure water , mild climate.
V healthy , growing country with
i great future.
Write for innp and descriptive
iterature on Missouri , Arkansas ,
jouisiana Texas , Kansas or In-
Jian Territory.7ery cheap rates
on first and third Tuesdays of
ach month.
Address ,
TOM HUGHES , T. P. A. ,
Omaha , Neb.
or E. O.TowssBSD.G. P. &T. A. ,
St. Louis , Mo.
Two Dollies Cured Him.
"I was troubled with kidney com
iluint for about two years , " writes A. .
; I. Davis , of Mt. terling , la. , "but
two boitles of Foley's Kidney cure ef-
eoted a permanent cure , " Sound
tidueys are safeguards of life. Make
thckidnejs healthy with Foley's Kid-
icy uro. For sale at Moore's Phur
nacy.
Republican SlaJe Convention ,
The republicans of the state of Nebraska
ir hereby called to meet in convention : it
he Auditorium la tliu city of Lincoln. 01
tVodnoMlny , Auirust , UKW , : it two o'clock
n the Hfternoon. forthe purpose of placing
n nomination eiiiidliliUes for the following
olllccs , vl/ :
Ono United States Senator ,
Ono Oovornor ,
Ono Lieutenant Governor ,
Three Hallway Commissioners ,
Onu Secretary of State ,
Quo Auditor of 1'ubllc Accounts ,
Ono Treasurer ,
Ono Superintendent of Public Instrnctloi
Onu Attorney General ,
One Commissioner of I'ubllo Lands urn
IlulldliiKs ,
And for the transaction of Midi other busi
ness as may properly come before It.
The paid convention shall be made up of
oleKiitos clio.-t'ii by tin * republicans of tin.
respective countle- the state , upportlonc <
one djlt'Kiito nt large for each county am
ono lor ciich one hundred twonty-Hvo votes
or major fraction thereof cast at the Ins
election for Hon. Clnis. I ) . Lctton , repub
llcan nominee tor judge ol the supreme
court. S.ild apportionment entitles Klchard
son county to a representation of 10 delegate *
In said convention.
It Is aNo recommended that the delegate
to run Id convention be Instructed to vote to
orngulnt the t > mlorejieut of the ooiistltu
tlonnl amendment Matingto the crcntloi
of n Stutu Hoard of Kallway Commissioners
to the end tlmt the action thus taken may
determine the attitude of the party relative
to said amendment anil may be made a pat
of the ballot.
It U further recommended that no proxle
be allowed anil that the delegates preset !
from each of the respective counties be
authorized to cast the full vote of thcl
delegation.
The various odd numbered senatorial dls
trim arc also notified that they will at
the same time by their delegates choosi
members to represent them on the state com
tultteo for a tenu of two years.
It Is Important that the uniform credcntla
blanks which will be furnished by the star
committee to each county chairman bo use <
for furnishing credentials of the delegate
to said convention , and that the name of eacl
delegate , hU postofilcc address , and prccluc
In which he resides , be plainly written
thereon. Credentials should be proparci
Immediately after adjournment of the differ
ent county conventions , duly certified by
their officers , and forwarded at once , t
State Headquarters ut Lincoln ,
lly order of the state committee :
WM. P. WAUNEH , Chairman.
A. II. ALLKN , Secretary
Dated at Lincoln. Neb. , May5,1900.
MEYSKIDNIYCURE
Makes Kidneys and Bladder * Right
THE TRIBUNE
. . . $1.00 a Year. . .
C. H. HARION
AUCTIONEER ,
$ Sales conducted in
scientific and businesslike -
| ; nesslike manner
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1 C. H. MARION
I Falls City , Nebraska f
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v Falls City , Nebraska
{ Dr. Geo. H. Parsell f
. ; . ( Formerly of Omaha ) Ij.
: | .
} Homoepathic Physician , and J :
i Surgeon |
( Also treats the Eye
and Fits Glasses ) j
X Oflice at Kesidence ?
i Telephone 88 S
4. .
I ANNOUNCEMENT
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Having secured the exclusive - <
sive agency in Falls City for
J > Sycamore Springs Mineral
| Water , we are prepared to
' furnish customers with the
< ? the same. Price 00 cents per
HVP gallon cask. Call phone
I 189 or phone 3J.
f FRANK GIST
I C. F. REAVISJr.
W. H. Maddox
Real Estate Agency
FALLS CITY NEBRASKA
See me before your purchase. I am
selling city property , loaning mon
ey at lowest rates , selling farms and
making farm loaiib. See me if you
wish to buy , sell or make a loan. I
am here for business. Write
W. H. Maddox , Falls City
stomach.&N
It Costs
Nothing
To find out for a certainty
whether or not your heart is
affected. One person in four
has a weak heart ; it may be
you. If so , you should know
it now , and save serious coin
sequences. If you have short
breath , fluttering' , palpitation ,
hungry spells , hot flushes ; if
you cannot lie on left side ; if
you have fainting or smother
ing spells , pain around heart ,
in side and arms , your heart is
weak , and perhaps diseased.
Dr. Miles' Heart Cure will re
lieve you. Try a bottle , and
sec how quickly your condition
will improve.
"About a year ago I wrote to the
Miles Medical Co. , asking advico. as I
was sulTcrlnff with heart trouble , and
liad been for two years. I had pain
In my heart , back and left side , and
hail not been able to draw a deep
breath for two years. Any llttlo exer
tion would cause palpitation , and I
could not Ho on my left sldu without
suffering. They advised mo to try Dr.
Miles Heart Cure and Nervine , which
I did with the result that I am in
better health than I ever vaa before.
having gained 14 pounds since I com
menced taking it. I took about thir
teen bottles of the two medicines , and
haven't been bothered with my heart
. " . . .
since. MHS. 1JL.UK THOMAS.
Upper Sundusky , Ohio.
Dr. Miles' Heart Cure Is sold by
your druggist , who will guarantee that
the first liottle will benefit. . If It falls
he will refund your money.
Miles Medical Co. , Elkhart , Ind
Wbat a Great Convenience is a
Fountain Pen !
Any person who will secure
six new subscribers for The
Kansas City "Weekly Journal at
the rate of 25 cents per year
each , making a total of $1.50 ,
and send the amount to us , to
gether with the names , will be
mailed , as a present , a beautiful
fountain pen ; fine rubber handle ,
14-karet gold point , fully war
ranted. Address the Kansas
City Journal , Kansas City , Mo.
This offer expires Oct 1 , 1900.
No good health unless the kidneys
are sound. Foley's Kidney tire
makes the kidneys right. For sale at
Moore's Pharmacy.
BEGGS' BLOODPURIFIER
CURES catarrh of the stomach.
&N THE LAND OF THE BIG HOMESTEAD ]
RANCHES FOR SALE.
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jjj Large or small buyers r
| can locate on adjoining
I GOVERNMENT LAND
For information write
M.D. CRAVATH ,
Luella , Neb.
Dr. A. E. Wolfe
OSTEOPATH
Treats successfully without
DRUGS , nil curnble diseases.
Office over Lyford's store.
Office Phone 267 Residence I'lionc2l4
FALLS CITY NEBRASKA.
BEGGS'BLOOD PURIFIER
CURES catarrh of the stomach.
Burlington B TIME TABLE
Fails City. Neb.
Lincoln Denver
Omaha Helena
Chicago Butte
St. Joseph Salt Lake City
Kansas City Portland
St. Louis and all San Francisco
points cast and and all points
south. west.
TRAINS I.KAVE AS KOU.OWS :
No. 42. Portland St. Louis
Special , St. Joseph ,
Kansas Citj * , St.
Louis and all points
cast and south 7:17 p m
No. 13 , Vestitmled express ,
daily , Denver and
all points west and
northwest 1:33 : am
No. 44. Vcstibuled Express
daily , St. Joseph ,
Kansas , City St.
Louis and points
East and South. . . . 11:17 : am
No. 14. Vcstibuled express ,
daily , St. Joe , Kan
sas City , St. Louis
and all points east
and south 7:47 : a m
No. 17. Local express daily
exceptSunday , Con-
cordia , and points
north and west. . . . 12.10 p m
No. IS. Vcstibuled express ,
daily , Denver , and
all points west and
northwest 1:23 : p tn
No. 43. Vcstibuled Express
daily , Lincoln and
the Northwest. . . . l:44pm :
Nc 16. Vestibttled express Vi
daily , St. Joe , Kan
sas City , St Louis
Chicago and points
cast , and south 4:35 : p m
No. 18. Local express daily
except Sunday , St.
Joe and points
south and east. . . . 4:05 : p m
No. 41. St. Louis-Portland
SpecialLincolnHe
lena , Tacoma and
Portland without
change 10:07 : p m
No. 115. Local accommoda
tion , d a i 1 y e x-
cept SundaySalem ,
Nemaha and Ne
braska City 11:15 : p m
Sleeping , dining and reeling chair
: ars ( seats free ) on through trains ,
i Tickets sold and baggage checked to
any point in the States or Canada. For
information , time tables , maps and
tickets , call on or write to G. Stewart ,
Agent , Falls City , Neb. , or J. Francis ,
G. P. & T. A. , Omaha.
Missouri Pacific Railway
Time Table , Falls City , Neb.
NORTH
No. 135 Omaha , local 7:45 : a. m.
No. 105 Omaha and Lincoln
Express A 1:57 : a m
No. 103 Omaha and Lincoln
No. 127 From Kansas City. . . 8:15 : p to.
passenger A 1:41 : p m
No. . 191 Local Freight , Au
burn A 1:16 : p tu
SOUTH
No. 1Q4 Kansas City local..7:50 : a m
No. 106 Kansas City and St.
Louis and Denver A 3:10 am
No. 108 Kansas City and St.
Louis and Denver A 1:16 p nt
No. 138 From Omaha 8:35 : p m
No. 192 Local , Atchison. . 10:15a : m
A. Daily. B. Daily except Sunday.
J. B. VARNKR , Agent.
Ill Illlll Illllllllllllli
: D. S. flcCarthy j
i IDRAY AKIE )
TRANSFER ;
Prompt attention given
to the removal of house
hold goods.
PHONE NO. 211
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SHIP YOUK LIVE STOCK TO
CLAY ROBINSON & CO.
Stock Yards , Kansas City. Mo. Expert
Salesmen. Cattle , Hogs , Sheep. Careful
and luttlllgent yard boys. Perfect ofllco
methods. Correct market Information
furnished. Houses nt Kansas City. Omaha
Sioux City , Denver , St. Joseph. St , Paul.
Chicago , Buffalo
Dr. R. P. Roberts , dentist
over King's Pharmacy