THE FALLS CITY TRIBUNE , FRIDAY , MARCH 30 , 1906
The Falls City Roller Mills
Docs a general milling business , and manufactures the c >
following brands of flour 3
3 SUNFLOWER MAGNOLIA CROWN 3 fto
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The above brands are gnnrantccd to be of the highest pos
sible quality. We also manufacture all mill products and
Conduct a general ,
11 Grain , Live Stock and Coal Business n c
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X JUST LOOK
: at the immense stock of goods at
Werner , flosiman & Co.
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We have just received 3 car loads of implements
and are now ready to show you the best lines of im
plements west of the Missouri river and we invite you
to inspect our goods and get our prices on same.
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Remember we handle everything in the implement
line and can save you money. Our stock of Buggies and
Surries are complete and are of the best makes. And ,
remember we have the only cream seperator on the
market , the easiest run and simplest constructed. We
have a big stock of windmills , pumps , pipes and tanks
on hand , and we ask you to look our mills over before
* buying. We are also agents for the celebrated W. C.
t. Shinn Soft Copper Lightning Rod * and the only rod
you can get cheaper insurance on.
We invite you to come and see us if you need
anything in the lines above mentioned. We can save
you money and our goods are all warranted bv the
company and guaranteed to do good work.
Call and see us before buying. Yours Truly.
Werner , Mosiman Sc Co.
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Registered Arberdeei\-Ai\g\is Cattle
FOR SALE 50 Registered Arberdeen-Angus cows
and heifers. These cattle are all under six years of age.
Matured cows weigh 1500 pounds and over. All of
breeding age are good regular breeders , some have
calves at foot , others are soon due to calf. Also
bulls. Prices range from $50.00 up. Gravity is on
the Burlington route , in Taylor county , Iowa , 75 miles
south-east of Omaha. Also a good well improved
farm of 240 acres , 11/4 miles from Gravity , for sale.
Jas. Chambers ,
BOX 129. Gravity , Iowa. 1
I ANNOUNCEMENT |
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Buying secured the oxclu- *
aivo ngency in Fnlls City for $
Sycnmoro Springs Mineral
Wnter , wo nre prepared to
furnish customers with the < j
the Bfimo. Price 00 cents per < :
five gnllou cask. Call phone 3
189 or phone M. |
PRANK GIST
C. P. REAVIS Jr.
ATTENTIONICITIZENS !
SATURDAY APR. { 4
THE
Falls City Candy Kitchen
Will have a Special Sale of
their SOUER KRAUT Candy ,
at loc a pound or 2 pounds for
25 cents.
"Wo have a full line of Can
dies from which our patrons
can inako their selections. Or-
nnges and Bananas at reasona
ble prices.
Remember the place. One
door north of Hargrnve iv liar-
grave's Clothing Store.
THE FALLS CITY CANDY KITCHEN.
DR. O. H. KENT
Gruduate American School of
Osteopathy , Klrk&ville , Mo.
Examination and Consultation Free
Hours : 9 to 12 a ra ; 1 to 4 p in
Ofllce at residence , Stone street , second
block north of court house.
PALLS CITY - NEBRASKA
Dr. A. E. Wolfe
OSTEOPATH
Treats successfully without
DRUGS , all curable diseases.
Office over Lyford's store.
Office Phone 267 Residence Phone 214
FALLS CITY N
C. H. flARION I
AUCTIONEER , I
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Sales conducted in
scientific and businesslike -
nesslike manner
I C. H. MARION I
I Falls City , Nebraska 1
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PLANT TREES |
If yon ore going to plant an
apple tn e or any other kind
of fruit tree , I have the best
of its kind. Also vines ,
small frnitfl , slmdp trees , f
everurceiiR , Hardy Shrubs ,
H. P. Kowt-M and the genuine
Crimson Ramblers. A 1 1
for sale nt my old stand just
north of Court House.
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Missouri Pacific Railway
Time Table , Falls City , Neb.
NOKTH
No. 135 Omaha , local 7:45 : a. in
No. 105 Omaha and Lincoln
Express A 1:57 : a 11
No. 103 Omaha and Lincoln
No. 127 From Kansas City. . . 8:15 : p it
passenger A 1:41 p n
No. 191 Local Freight , Au
burn A 1:16 p n
SOUTH
No. 104 Kansas City local 7:50 : a
, No. 10ft Kansas City and St.
I Louis and Denver A 3:10 : a
1 No. 108 Kansas City and St.
Louis and Denver A 1:16pn :
No 138 From Omaha 8:35 : p m
No. 192 Local , Atchi&on. . 10:15a n
A. Daily. IJ. Daily except Sunday
J * . H. VAKNUK , Agent.
A Chtll&nooga. Druggist's Statement
Robt. .1. Miller , Prjprlut IP of th
Read House Drug Store of Chatta
nooga. Tenn. , writes : "There is more
merit In Foley'o Honey and Tar that
In any other con eh syrup. The call
for It multiply wonderfully and wo sel
more of it than all other cough syrup
combined. ' Koreule/at Moore's Pliar
mucy.
New Books At The Library.
Following is a list of the new books just received at the public
ibr.iry.
Austin Lsidro
) oiuicll Keboccii Mary
Ciller Building of the city Beautiful
Nicholson House of a thousand candles
\irkington Conquest of Canaan
.Mturston The Gambler
Vharton House of Mirth
Viggin Rose of the River
Villianison My Friend the Chauffeur
iuker Biographical Dictionary of Musicians
"The Times" Atlas
Arabian Nights
Barbour Four in Camp
Bird Tales
Dog Tales
Crane This Little Pigs Picture Book
) efoe Robinson Crusoe
Mini roe. Derrick Sterling
Out Of The Ginger Jar.
GETTING THI3M OUT.
Recently in man was going by
he night mail to Carlisle. Be-
ore starting he called the
guard , tipped him heavily , and
said. "I am going to sleep , and
am a heavy sleeper , but 1 must
get out at Carlisle. Get mo out
at all ha/ards. Probably I
shall swear and light , but never
nind that. Roll me out on the
platform if you can't get mo out
u any other way. " The guard
promised , the train started , the
nan went to sleep , and , when
10 woke up , ho found himself
it Glasgow ! He called the
.fuard , and expressed his viewn
in powerful language. The
juard listened with a sort of
idmiring expression , but' when
: he aggrieved passenger paused
for breath , ho said ; "Eh , mon ,
ye have a fine gift o' swcarin , "
jut ye canahaud a cannle to the
ither mon whom I rolled out on
the platform at Carlisle. "
WAS NOT HIS LEAD.
Toward the end the sermon
jot uninteresting and several
persons went to sleep , among
whom was Brother Jones , one
of the "pillars. " At the close ,
the preacher bowed his head ,
closed his eyes and said :
"Brother Jones will please lead
us in prayer. "
No response.
( A little louder.Brother
Jones will lead us in prayer ! "
Still no response. Then the
preacher , looking up , saw
Srother Jones arousing from
lis sleep in the corner and
bawled out the one word ,
'Lead ! "
Brother Jones awoke with a
start , and. looking all confut-ed
said : "Tain't my lead ; I just
dealt. "
PATENT MEDICINE.
The following is told of a
druggist who is "great" on
patent medicine. lie manufact
ured one kind called "Dr. Pratt's
two-grain Anti Bilious Pills. "
One day a small boy walked in-
.o the shop and said :
"Please , sir , give me a box of
Dr. Pratt's pills. "
The druggist looked at him a
ninute , and then inquired :
"Anti-bilious "
- ?
"No1 the .
, replied youngster.
"Uncle's sick. "
AQUEUY ANSWERED
An eloquent evangelist who
was holding a series of pro
tracted meetings had been in
terrupted on several occasions
by the departure of some one of
thf audience. Fie determined
to prevent further annoyance
by making an example of the
next one so doing. Therefore ,
when n young man arose to de
part in the middle of a discourse
he said : "Young man , would
you rather go to hell than listen
to this sermon'11' ! The Individ-
aul addressed stopped midway
up the aisle and turning slowly
about answered ; "Well ! to tell
the truth , I don't know but I
would. "
THE WRONG CARDS.
A young married lady hat
just acquired a new coach and
new footman to match. "John'
she said one day. "we will drive
out to make a few calls. But .
shan't get out of the carriage
you will therefore , take the
cards that nre on my dressing
table and leave one of thorn
at each house we stop at. "
"Very good , ma'am , " answer
ed John , and he ran up stairs
to fetch the cards.
After they had driven about a
considerable time and cards had
been left at a largo number of
houses , the lady remarked :
"Now we must call on the
Dales , the I'Yamptons ' and
Clarices. "
"Wecan't do it"broke
, in the
'ootman in alarm. "I've only
the ace ol spades and ten of
clubs loft ! "
His ADVICK A newly-married
couple boarded the train at a
wayside village. The groom was
i strapping young fellow , with
sunburnt face and hands and
bear's grease on his hair ; while
; he bride might have been the
"hired girl" on the same farm.
They had no sooner taken a seat
: han he put his right arm around
icr and began to caress one of
icr hands. A voice in the rear
of them cried out "Spoons ! " but
the bridegroom gave no sign.
Pretty soon he pulled her head
on his shoulder , and there was a
titter in the rear of the car. The
head stayed right there , however ,
and Josh got both her hands in
his paw. Three or four voices
cried out "Oh ! " and "Ah ! " but it
WPS fully 2 minutes before hetcn-
derly pushed her away : ind rose ,
ookcd around , and said , "We are
narricd " Another titter went
round. "We sparked for four
years. She's my violet , and I'm
lier towerin' oak. We've got one
liundrcd and ninety miles to go ,
and we are going to spoon every
rod of it , and if there is any
critter here who thinks he can't
stand it he can get out and
walk. "
LITTLE BROTHER.
The ability of the small boy
to nmse discomfort in his elder
sister's breast has been the
theme of more than one story.
Ten.year-old Ned had peculiar
talents in that direction , and in
the month or two before his
sister's engagement he made
many embarrassing complica
tions between her and the es
timable young man who at lasl
succeeded in winning her.
Ned \vas much interested in
the engagement and very fond'of
his prospective brother-in-law.
Out- day he was l.ikcn by the
youn j man , who was a lawyer ,
to a court-room where a case
was on trial. Ned was allowec
to remain only a short time , but
he had an excellent memory ,
and sundry phrases remained
in his mind and tickled his
fancy.
The next day he stood in the
window , and saw his future con
nection pass the corner. Stick-
bis curly head out , he called in
clear ringing tones , for the
benefit of all the neighbors ,
"George William Snow , come
in to court. "
THE WRONG KIND.
An old Irishman was sitting
out in front of his house puffing
away and pulling heroically a
his pipe. lie would light a 1
match and pull and mill at his I
pipe , throw the match away and I
light another , and he continued
the preformance with great *
patience until the ground about
lim was literally strewn with
burnt matches.
' Come in to supper , "said the
wife at the door.
'Faith and Oi will in a min-
tte , Biddy1 Mild he. "Molkc
las been a telling me that if
Oi shmaked a bit av ghlass Oi
cud see the shpots on the sun ,
Oi don't know whether Moike's
been a-fooling me or whether
Oi've got hold av the wrong kind
of ghlass. " Exchange ,
VERDON.
The postmaster Inspector , J. U. Sin-
; lalr was in town last Monday.
U. F. Vcauh and wlfo were Omaha
visitors a few iluyn last week.
J. M. GrllllthH departed for an ex-
tondei' visit in Wisconsin last Sunday.
Dr. Gurney Grllllths moved from
Preston to this place last week. They
will reside In the Evangelical parson-
igu.
igu.Abo
Abe Stewart went to Omaha on last
Wednesday.
A. I ) . Glse , a former resident of this
ulty but now ot Pawnee City was n vis-
tor hero over Sunday.
.1 , H. Hull vUUcil In Fulls Ulty Tuoa-
lay ,
H. M. Ha v I on and family of Falls
C'hy were Verdun visitors on Tuesday.
Mrs. W.iNh after a fo-v weeks visit
with hur flstcr , Mrs. Foutch. left for
ler home In Si Clare , Mo , last Satur
day.Geo.
Geo. Kmtpp returned from u visit to
Ulverton lust wuek.
Amelia and John Suhrader outer-
taluud about thirty of their friends on
Saturday evening.
The ladles Kensington met with Mrs
W. Sloan Tuesday.
A number of Odd Follows wont down
to Falls City to attend led o and help
initiate Fay Simmons.
Hov. Hunt went to Salem Sunday
and preached there.
Mrs. Dave flout'/ visited her daugh
ter In Ho wo hint week.
Win Drajjoo wont to St Joe last Tues
day on business.
ICatlo Crouch was a Falls City visitor
last wcok.
Robert Mlcklo spent last week with
friends here.
W. F. Veach wont to Kansas City on
Friday with a loud of hogs.
Hey Lum , D. Griffith and Hallis
Uronson who arc attending college at
Crutu came home Friday for a week's
visit.
visit.Will
Will Stewart wan In St Joe one day
lust week.
L. A. Klnsoy of University Plaoa
was in town lust week.
The W. 0. T. U. mot at the homo o (
Mrs. liennut Friday.
oimT
11. Fold lor and Noah Peek were
( juestH of John Pupponha on , Mon
day.
day.Eph
Eph Peck who was quite sick last
week Is able to be up and about.
The Missus Snug s of Iowa visited a
few days with their cousin Mra. A. K ,
1C u I rely.
Martin T olte and family were visi
tors at Ed.orn'ri Sunduy.
Cleon Peck and wlfo npont Sunday
with the homo folks at Marudu Sunday.
, Geo. Johnston WUH u visitor ut
the home of N. Htirnvvorth ooo day
lust week.
O. A. IJiirk and daughter Idu , went
to St. Joe lust week to neu Mrs Fred
Chealoy who Is quite sick. Mr. Burk
IIIIH returned but MB ! Idu will remain
for u wnile until her sister Kots bettor.
The echolurti of the Silver Croak
sin < riii ) , ' buliool taeetn to ou quite enthu-
oxer their singing and some
Hcem to take up the * \u\iiix \ \ quite
well ,
John lirlm and wife of ilumlln , KB. ,
came up lust Wednesday to nmko tholr
daughter Mr.-s A. E. ICnlnuloy u short
visit. They returned to their homo
Friday.
Mr = . in Huottiier visited with
Mi > . N. U Murn worm Monday.
Mubul ShoiiMi in anelstini ; Mrt > , J. W.
Munt > t with her household dutU'B.
Andrew Ktittoror and wlfo are re
joicing over the arrival of a little girl
which arrived at their home Monday
March ! 2Hh. (
Annie Stump spent a few days last
week with her cousins , Hdna and Veru
Shatfer.
Mrs Clay Peck was among the bick
last week but ia better now.
Mrs. Geo. Puck visited with Her sister -
tor Mr * . Clay Pock.
Goo. Shoubo and family who huvo
lived near Kcscrvu for u few years
moved on the J. M. Hosford farm &
north of Falls C'ty ' lu.t wcok.
Martin Nolle and family were
of Win. Elliott nor and wlfo
S. ( I. Knltoly and wlfo yioHed ever
Sunday lit Eph Puck's
A few of thuouii . nr folks spent
Thursday ovt-nlujj at Purry Shutter's
1 In honor of Vi-ru'u birthday. The
evening wus ttpuiil in plains : various
mimes and all teport an enjoyublo
evening.
Mrs. < Hiu" . Xorn sp-nt lust Fridxy at
the home of tier duiiL'hiur Mrs. Wm.
Duottner.