THE FALLS CITY TRIBUNE , FRIDAY , FEBRUARY 9 , 1906. THE SPENDERS A TALE OF THE THIRD GENERATION By HARRY LEON WILSON i i Copyright , by Lollirop Publishing Company. SYNOPSIS. T11K SPENDERS. CHAPTEU 1. Story opens with death of Daniel J. Hlnrs , millionaire mine own er nnj railtoad man , at Kalso Junction Secretary wires friends and liunt for nines' aged fattier Is begun , to acquaint htm with news. CHAPTER 2. 1'etcr IJInes Is found. Mourns son's death , CHAPTER 3.-Hlncs' family wants to live In the east , but 1'cter urges that they stay In west. 'Decide on trip through nines' properties. & She halted anil looked back. "No ; I'm afraid wo won't lose them ; como on ; you can't turn * jack now. And you don't want , to hear anything about mines ; It wouldn't be at all good for you , I'm sure. Quick , down this way , or you'll hear Pangburn telling Eomo one what a stopo Is , and think what n thing that would be to carry In your head. " "Really , a stope sounds ? like some thing that would 'get you' in the night ! I'm afraid ! " Half in his spirit she lied with him down a dimly lighted Incline where men were working at the rocky wall with sledge and drill. There was that in his manner which compelled her quite as literally as when at their first meeting he had picked her up in his arms. As they walked single file through the narrowing of a drift , she wondered about him. He was western , plainly. An employe in the mine , probably a manager or director or whatever it was they called those In authority in mines. Plainly , too , he was a man of action and a man who engaged all her instinctiveliking. . Something in him at once coerced her friendliest confi dence. These were the admissions she made to herself. She divined him , moreover , to be a blend of boldness and timidity. He was bold to the point of telling her things unconventionally , of beguiling her into remote under- "WHY , MR.- " ground passages away from the party ; yet she understood ; she know at enc < that he was a determined but unspoilcc gentleman ; that under no provocatioi could he make a mistake. In any sit nation of loneliness she would have felt safe with him "ns with a brother1 she thought. Then , feeling he cheeks burn , she turned back and said "I must toll you ho was my brotho that man that night. " He was sorry and glad all at once ! The sorrow being the lesser and mor < conventional emotion , he started up ai awkward expression of it , which sh Interrupted. . "Never mind saying that , than ! you. Tell me something about your coif , now. I really would like to kno you. What do you see and hear an do In this strange life ? " "There's not much variety , " he ar Bwercd , with a convincing droop of de presslon. "For six months I've bee seeing you and hearing youseeln you and hearing you ; not much varlet in that nothing worth telling yo about. " Despite her natural caution , intens1 fied by training , she felt herself thrl to the very evident sincerity of hi tones , so that she had to affect mlrt to seem at ease. "You stubborn person. Really , know all about myself. I asked you t tell me about yourself. " "And I began at once to toll yc everything about myself every thin of interest which Is yourself. " "I see your sense of values is jjpn poor man. I shall question you. No you are a miner , and I like men i action , men who do things ; I've ofu ? wondered about you , and serious ] Pm glad to find you hero doing som ' thing. I remembered you kindly , wll real gratitude , Indeed. You dldn 1 seem like a Now York man either , ar I decided you weren't. Honestly , am glad to find you hero at your woi in your miner's clothes. You mustn 1 think we forget how to value men th work. " On the point of saying thoughtles ly : "But I'm not working here I o\i < ' the mine , " he checked himself. I stead he began a aefense of the mi who doesn't work , but who could If ho had to. "For example , " ho contin ued , "hero we are at a place that you must be carried over ; otherwise you'd have to wade through a foot of water or go around that long way we've come. 1'vo rubber boots on , and so I pick you up this way " Ho held her lightly on his arm and she steadied herself with a hand between his shoul ders. "And staggering painfully under my burden , I wndo out to the middle of this subterranean lake. " He stopped. "You sec , I've learned to do things. I could pick you from that slippery street and put you In your carriage , and I "an pick you up now without wasting words about It " "But you're wasting time hurry , please and , anyway , you're n miner and used to such things. " He remained standing. "But I'm not wasting time , and I'm not a minor In the sense you mean. I own this mine , and I suppose for the most part I'm the sort of man you seem to have gotten tired of ; the man who doesn't have to do anything. Even now I'm this close to work only . because my grandfather wanted me to | look over the properties my fathsi loft. " | "But , hurry , please , and cot me j down. " I "Not until 1 warn you that I'm Just aa apt to do things as the kind of man you thought 1as. . This Is twice I've picked you uji now. Look out for me next time I may not put you down at all. " She gave a low little laugh , denoting unruffled serenity. She waa glorying secretly In his strength , and she knew his boldness and timidity were still Justly balanced. And there was the rather astonishing bit of news he had Just given her. That needed a lot of consideration. With slow , sure-footed steps he reached tuo fanner side of the water and put her on her feet. "There , 1 thought I'd reveal the ills- tressing truth about myself while I had you at my mercy. " "I might have suspeetcd , but I gave the nameno thought. Bines , to be sure. You arc the son of the Bli.es who died some months ago. I hem' Mr. Shcplcr and my father talking about borne of your mining properties. Mr. Shepler thought the 'One Girl' was such a funny name for your father to : lvo a mine. " Now they ncared the foot of the shaft , where the rest of the party seemed to await them. As they came ip Perclval felt himself raked by n broadside from the maternal lorgnon that left him all bill disabled. The father glowered at him and asked ques lions In the high key wo are apt U adopt In addressing foreigners , in tin nstinctlvo fallacy that any language can be understood by anyone If It be spoken loudly enough. The mother's manner was a crushing rebuke to tin young man for his audacity. The fa ther's manner was meant to intimati t-hat natives of the region In whicl they were then adventuring were no worthy of rebuke , save such genera rebukes as may bo conveyed by dis playing one's natural superiority o manner. The other members of thi party , excepting Shepler , who talkee with Pangburn at a little distance took cue from the Milbrcys and ag grcsslvely Ignored the abductor of ai only daughter. They talited over around and through him , as only ma ; those mortals whom It hath plcasei heaven to have born within certaii < areas on Manhattan Island. "I shall sec you soon above ground n shall I not ? " Mifis Milhrny hurt fiskc. ; : 0 at which her mother shot Percival parting volley from her rapid-fir lorgnon , vhllc her father turned upo him a back whose sidelines were reall admirable , considering his age an feeding habits. The behavior of thes people appeared to Intensify the amusi ment of their child. The two solcm young men who remained continued t chat before Percival as they woul have chatted before the vnlet of elthe He began to sound the spiritual ai guish of a pariah. Also to feel truci lent and , in his own phrase , "westy , " With him "westy" meant that yo were as good as anyone else "and shade better than a whole lot if 1 ' ca'hio to a show-down. " Ho was IK a little mortified to find how easy was for him to fall back upon that o ! cushion of provincial arrogance. was all right for I'nclo Peter , but U : himself well , it proved that ho w ; finely eastern than he had inn ; ined. ined.As As the cage came down for anothe assent , ho let the two solemn youi ' ot i men go up with Shepler and Pangbur n i and went to search for 1'nclo Peter. y'i "There , thank God , Is a man ! " 1 ® ' rofiectcd. , He found Uncle Peter In the cro ? ' : cut , studying a bit of ore through 1 ( : gmss , and they went back to ascend. ' "Thorn folks , " said the old ma r * "must bo the kind that uewspap meant , that had done something al i practical achievement. 1 bet thgt giri I ) mother will achieve something pra is * | Meal with you fur cuttin' the girl o vn of the bunch ; she was awful tormer n' od ; talked two or three times nbo an he people in the humbler wn.ks of ' 1 leln' strangely something or other. You ain't such a humble walker now , are you , son ? But say , that yellow- haired woman , she ain't n bit dlflldptit , is she ? She's a very hearty lady , 1 must say ! " "But did you see Miss Mllbrey ? ' "Oh , that's her name , Is It , the ono that her mother was so worried about and you ? Yes , I saw hor. Peart and cunnln' , but a heap too wls'o fur you , son ; take my steer on that. Say , she'd have your pelt nailed to the barn while you was wondorln' which way you'd jump. " "Oh , 1 knowj'm only a tender , teethIng - Ing Infant , " the young man answered , with masterly satire. At the surface n pleasant shock was In store for him. There stood the for midable Mrs. Mllbrey beaming upon him. Behind her was Mr. Mllbrey , the pleasing model of all a city's re finements , awaiting the boon of a hand- lasp. Behind those wore the uncom- ortablo little man , the chatty blonde ml the two solemn young men who ad lately exhibited more manner than natincrs. Percival felt they were all ngnrdlng him now with affectionate onccrn. They pressed forward cffu- Ivoly. "So good of you , Mr. Bines , to take in Interest in us my daugjiter has ) een so anxioim to see one of these iisclnntlng mines. " "Awfully obliged , Ir. Bines. " "Charmed , old man ; leured pally of you to stay by us down n that hole , you know. " "So clever of .011 . to know where to find the gill ' He lost track of the -paikcrs. Their s ; { ' ( Hies 1 ecamo one concerted cffi.slou if affability that was music to his cam Miss Milbroy was apart from th ? -jreiup. Having doited the waterproofs she was now pluming herself with hose fussy-looking but mysteriously jotent little pats which restore the nt- .iro and mind of women to their nor- iwl perfectlem and serenity. Upon hai face was still the amused look Pcrcival md noted below. "And , Mr. Bines , do come in with lhat quaint old grandfather of youra nnd lunch with us , " urged Mrs. Mil- urey. who had , as It were , spiked her lorgnon. "Hercs Mr. Shepler to second end the Invitation and then wo shall chat about this very interesting v\cst. " Miss Mllbrey nodded encouragement , seeming to chuckle Inwardly. In the spacious dining compartment of the Shepler car the party was proj- ently nt lunch. "You seem so llttlo like a western man , " Mrs. Mllbrey confided grnlous- ly to Pcrcival on her right. "Wo cal'lato he'll fetch out nil straight , though , In a year or no , " put In Uncle Poter. from over his chop with guileless Intent to defend his grandson from what he believed to bean an attack. "Of course ) a young man's bound to got some foolishness into him in an eastern college like Mill boy went to. " Pcrcival had Hushed at the compli ment to himself ; 'also at the old man's failure to'Identify it ns such. "Your grandfather Is so dear and quaint , " said Mrs. Mllbrey ; "you must certainly bring him to Now York with you , for of course a young man of your capacity and graces will never bo sat isfied out of New York. " "Young men like yourself arc as suredly needed there , " remarked Mr , Mllbrey , warmly. "Surely they are , " agreed Miss Mil brey , and yet with a manner thai seemed almost to annoy both parents Tney were sparing no opportunity tc make the young man conscious of hit real oneness with those Orbout him , nne yet subtly to intimate that people o : just the Mllbreys' perception were re quired to divine it at present. These westerners fancy you ono o themselves , I dare say , " Mrs. Mllbro : had said , and the young man purree under the strokings. His fever for tin cast was back upon him. His week ; with Uncle Peter going over the Held where his father had prevailed hoe made him convalescent , but thcs ? Nev Yorkers the very manner and utmos phoro of them undid the work. H envied them their coaler speech , thel matter-of-fact air of omnlscienc ? , th elaborate and cultivated simplicity o tholr dress , their surcness and sufli i , in all that they thought ua a said and did. Ho was homesick agal ae e for the life ho had glimpsed. The WOE was rude , desolate and depressing Even Uncle Peter , whom he had com warmly to admire , Jarred upon hli with his crudity and his western ai sertiveness. CHAPTER V. UP SICIl'LAI' CANYON The meal was ending In smoke , Mi women , excepting Miss Milbrey , bavin 11- lighted cigarettes with the men. . Tli " talk hael grown less truculently sei HI ilonal. The Angstcnd twins told < a tholr late fishing trip to Lake St. Job it or salmon , of projected tours to Brl oi ish Columb'a for mountain sheep an it .o Manitoba for elk and moose , d Mr. Milbrey described with ininul It and loving particularity the pr pan y .ion of aeufs do Fnisan , nvec bo n as au champagne. KMrs. . Milky Tolalcd an anecelo e ( New York sdcioty , not much in i.so : er but which permitted the dlsctcfaiii 'it .hat she habitually addressed by ill1 a , first names three of the foremost si tiety leaders , and that each of tlei he i.un-onaj-es adopted a like famll.ari toward her. 's Mrs. Drelmor declared that si a meant to have Uncle Peter Blr.os ; one of her ovenlngg tne very first tin n. he rboulcl cornc to Now York , and th er If he didn't lot her know of his coi In ing she would bo offended. s Oldaker related an incident of tl icball given to the prlnco of Wales , tra ut ollng ns Baron Renfrew , on the eve itlug of Oitobor 12 , 18CO , in which h iut father had figured briefly before t ! I'p royal guest to the abiding credit American tact and gentility. Shcplor was amused until ho became sleepy , whereupon ho extended the freedom of his castle to his guests and retired to his stateroom. Undo Peter took a final shot at Oldaker. He was observed to bo laughIng - Ing , and Inquiry brought this : "I Jest cemldn't help snlckcrln' over his idea of God's own country. Ho thinks God's own country Is n llttlo strip of an Island with a row of well- fed folks up and down the middle , and a lot of hungry folks on each side. Mebbo he's right. I'll be bound , It needs the love of God. But If It is His own country , It don't make Him any connysoor of countries with me. I'll toll you that. " Oldaker smiled at this assault , the well-bred , tolerant smllo that loyal New Yorkers reserve for all such bar baric belittling of their oniplro. Thejn i ho politely asked Undo Peter to ahow j Mis. Drolmer and himself through the , stamp mill. I At Porcl vat's suggestion of a walk , j Miss Mllbrey wan dollghtcd. j After tin Inspection of the Bines car , In which oldiikcr declared he would bo , willing to live forever , If It could bo anchored firmly In Madlsem square , the party separated. Out Into the clear air , already cool ing under the slanting rays of the sun , Iho young man and Mm girl went to gether. Behind them lay the one street of ( he llttlo mining camp , with Us woolen shanties on cither side of the railroad track. Down this street Uncle Peter had gone , leading his charges toward the busy ant-hill on the moun tain-side. Ahead the track wound up the canyon , cunningly following the tortuous course of the llttlo river to bo sure of practicable grades. On the farther aide of the river a mountain rend patallelod the railway. Up this road the two went , followed y u playful - | ful admonition from Mrs. Milbroy : I "Remember. Mr. Bines , I place my i child In your keeping. " | Pcrcival waxed conscientious about , his charge and Insisted nt once upon | being assured that Miss Milbroy would Lo warm enough with the scarlet golf- rape about her shoulelers ; Mint 8ho was used to walking long distances ; that her boots were stoutly soled ; and that olie didn't mind the sun In their faces. The girl laughed at him. "Your west Is the breathlngcst place , " she said , as they crossed a foot bridge over the noisy llttlo stream and turned up the road. "I don't bo- llovc I over drew a full breath until 1 came to these altitudes. " "Ono has to breathe more air here there's ) lebs oxygen in it , and you must breathe more to get your share , and so after awhile 0110 becomes robust. Your checks are already glowing , and we've hardly started. There , now , iicre arc your colors , see " Along the edge of the green pines nil sprurc were lavender asters. A ttlo way In the woods they could see he blue columbines and the mountain ihlox , pink and red. "There are your eyes and your hecks. " "What a dangerous character' you'd o If you wore sent to match silks ! " On the dry barren slopes of gravel cross the river , full In the sun's glare , grew the Spanish bayonet , with Its pikes of creamy white flowers. "Thcro I am , more nearly" fho lolntcd to them ; "they're ever so much nearer my disposition. But about this bin air ; It must make men work hard er for what comes easier back In our country , so that they may become nblo o elo moro more capable. I am thlnk- ng of your grandfather. You don't enow how much I admire him. He is stanch and strong and fresh. There's more fire In him now than in my father or Launton Oldaker , and I hire say he's a score of years older ban either of them. I don't think you liilto appreciate what a great old fel- ow he Is. " "I ndmlro Undo Peter much more , I'm sure , than ho admires me. He'n afraid I'm not strong enough to admire that eastern climate of youra social and moral. " "I suppose it's natural for you tc wish to go. You'd be bored hero would you not ? You couldn't stay ir these mountains and bo such a mar as your grandfather. And yet then ought to bo so much to do here ; It'i nil so fresh and roomy and Jolly Really , I'v grown enthusiastic abou It , " "Ah , but think of what there Is li the east and you are there. To thinl that for six months I've treasure ! every little memory of you such s funny llttlo lot as > ey wore to thinl that this morning I awoke thinking o you. yet hardly hoping over to see yon and to thiiiK that for half the nigh \\c had ridden so near each other ti sleep , and there was no sign or slgna or good omen. And Mien to think yoi should burst upon me like some nov sunrise that the stupid astronomer hadn't predicted. "You see , " he wont on , after a moment mont , "I don't ask what you think o , me. You couldn't think anythlii ] much as yet , but there's soniethini about this whole affair , our nieotlni and all. that makes me think It's goliii to be symmetrical in the end. I knoi It won't end here. I'll tell you on way western men learn. They lean not to b afraid to want things out o their reach , and they believe deviutl because they've proved It so of on- thnt If yon want a thing hard onouf and keep wanting It , nothing can keo It away from you. " A boll had bcon tinkling nearer an nearer on the road ahead. Now heavy wagon , filled with sacks of on v- came Into view , drawn by four nlulei , As they stood aside to let It pass n iB scanned her face for any sign U migli le , show , but ho could see no more tha ! Of a look of Interest for the brawny drive f | of the wagon , shouting musically t "YOU AUK HATIIHH INBClU'TAHhE. " his straining team. "You nro rather Inscrutable , " ho said , as they resumed the road. She turned and smiled into his oyea with utter frankness. "At least you must be sure that I like you ; that I am very friendly ; that I want to know you better , and I want you to know mo bettor. You don't know mo at all , you know. You west erners hnvo another way , of accepting people too readily. it. may work no harm among yourselves , but perhaps easterners nro a bit moro perilous. Sometimes , now , a very eastern per son doesn't even accept herself him self very trustingly ; she ho finds It fo hard to get acquainted with him self. " The young man provided ono of those slloncca of which a few dlsc.ein- Ing men are Instinctively capable and for which women thank them. "This road , " she mild , after u llttlo time of rapid walking , "leads right up to the end of the world , doesn't It ? See , It ends squarely in the sun. " They stopped where the turn had opened to the west a long vista of gray and purple hills far and high. They stood on a rldgo of broken quart ? and gneiss , thrown up In a bygone age. To their left a few dwarf Scotch firs threw shailows back to wind thu ( own. The ball of red fire In the west WUH half below the rim of the distant peak. "I shall look forward to seeing you and your mother and sister ? In New York , " she said , when they part ed , "and 1 am sure 1 shall have more to say when wo'ro better known to each other. " "If you wore the one woman before , If the thought of-you was moro than the substance of any other to me you must know how It will bo now , when the dream has eomo true. It's no munli thing for your best dream to eomo true. " "Dear mo ! haven't wo bcon scntl. mental and phllo ; iphlc ? I'm never like this at home. I assure you. 1'vq really been thoughtful. " From iiji the canyon came the sound > f a puffing locomotive that presently steamed by them with Its three dingy Ittlo coaches , and , after a stop for water and the throwing of n switch , nislied back to connect with the Shop- lor car. The others of the party crowded out on to the roar platform as Percival helped Miss Milbroy up the steps. Uncle Peter had evidently boon chat ting with Shoplcr , for ns they came out the old man was saying : " 'Get action' is my motto. Do things. Don't frit ter. Be something and bo it gooil and hard. Got action early and often. " Shepler nodded. "But men like us are apt to bo unreasonable with the young. Wo expect them to have tholr own vigor and our wisdom , and the infirmities of neither. " The good-bys were hastily said , and the little train rattled down the can yon. Miss Mllbrey stood in thu duor of the car , and Pcrcival watched hoi while the glistening rails thatsccince ! to bo pushing her away narrowed Ir perspective. Sne stood motionless am : inscrutable : to the lust , but dill look ing steadily toward him almost wist fully , it seemed to him once. "Well , " he said , cheerfully , to Uncli Peter. "You know , son , I don't Ilka to cuss lint except one or two of them folk ; i d sooner live In the middle kittle o hell than in the place that turns 'en out. They rile mo that talk abou 'people In the humbler walks of life Of course 1 am humble , but then , ser If you come right down to It , ns th feller said , I ain't &o damned humble. CHAPTKR VI. TUB AUCIONAIIT'S UKTUUN TO Til UiKINU SUN. It was mid-October. The two sadell horsoH and a team for carriage use ha i. bcon shipped ahead. In the prhate en > f the Bines par.y was beginning iis o * K Journey eastward. From the rear phi g form they had watched the tall llgui K of Uncle Peter Bines standing in th > g i bright autumn HUH , aloof fiom th > sv j band of kerchief-waving frU'iida , the o i droop of his head aud shoulders show " ! Ing the dejection he felt at seeing thei [ " ' go. He had resisted all entreaties t accompany them. 1 His last Injuiu-tiou to Pcrcival ho 7 bcon to marry early. "I know your stock and I know you 1m said ; "and you got no call to 1 , rangln' them pasuires without a bram You never was meant fur a mavorlcl ' Only don't let the first woman Mu ' comes rldln' herd got her iron on yo ' No man knows much about the cri t tors , of course , but I've noticed a fe things in my time. You pick or , that's full-chested , that's got a fairisl _ sized coso. and that , HKCS cats. Tl 10 , full chest means SHU'S healthy , the nose means she ain't finicky , and llkln * cats means she's kind and honest and unsotflBii. Ever notice some women when a cat's around ? They pretend to like 'cm and say 'Nice kitty ! ' but you can see they're vlowln' 'cm with bitter hatw and simpleton. If they have to stroke 'em they do it plenty gingerly and you cnn RCO 'em ohiiddorlii' Inside like. It means they're catty them selves. But when ono grabs a cat up as If sbo was goln * to oat It and cud dles It In her neck ami talks baby-talk to It , you play her fur belli' sound and true. Pass up the others , son. " At ) the train started ho swung him self off with a sad little "Bo good to yourself ! " " .Thank the Uirel wn'ro under way at ! " cried Pcrcival , fervently , when the group at the station hail been shut from view. " ' ! " exclaimed "Isn't it just heavenly his sister. "Thlim of having all of Now York you want being at homo there ami not having to look forward to thin desolation of : i place. " Mrs. Bines was neither doprcssod nor ulaleel. She was maintaining that calm level of submission to fate which had bcon her lifelong habit. The Jour ney and the new life were to bo under taken bccnuso they formed for her the line of least resistance along which nil energy must How. Had her children elected ( o camp for the remainder of tholr days In the center of the desert of Gobi , she would hnvo faced that life with ns llttlo souse of personal con cern and with no more misgivings. Down out of the maze of hills the' train wound ; and then by easy grades after two doys of travel down off the great plateau to where the plains of Nebraska lay away to n far horizon In rown billows of withered grass. Then came the crossing of the sullen , ugglsh Missouri , that highway of an rllur day to the great northwest ; and tier that the bolter wooded and bet-- r settled lands of Iowa and Illinois. "Now wu'ro getting whore Christians vo , " said Porclval , with warm nppro- atlon. "Why , Porcival , " exclaimed his moth- , reprovingly , "do you mean to say lore aren't any Christians In Mon- mm City ? How you talk ! There are itH of good Christian pcoplo thoro. " And even Mrs. Bines was not with- lit a fionso of quiet and rest induced iy Iho gentler contours of the land- capo through which they now Mpuil. The country hero does uucm a lot o/lcr , " uho admitted. The hlllu rolled away amiably and cassurlngly ; the wooded slopes in heir gay coloring of autumn Invited onlldonce. Hero wore no forbidding tretdies of the gray alkali desert , no rim barn mountains , mi Kolltuilo of cHolnllon. It wan a kind land , fat lth rlehes. The shorn yullow fields , he capacious rod barns , the woll-con- lltloned homes , all told eloquently of icaco and plenty. So , too , did the vll- ages those lively llttlo clearing louses for Immense farming districts. To the adventurer from Now York they loom always now and crude. To our rnvelors from a newer , cruder region hey were actually aesthetic In their suggestions of un old and woll-estab- Ishcd civilization. In duo tlmo they were rattling over i tangled maze of switches , dodging ntcrmlnablo processions of freight : ars , barely missing crowded passen ger trains whoso bolls struck clear and then Hatted nn the trains flow by ; de- Illng by narrow waterways , crowded with small shipping ; winding through streets lined with high , gloomy waro- louses , nnnel the clang and clatter , the strangely sounding bells and whistles of a thousand Industries , each sending up its just contribution of black smoke to the pall that lay always spread above ; and steaming at last Into u great roomy shed where nil was sys tem , and where the big englno trem bled and limited as If In relief at hav ing run In safety n gantlet so hazard ous. "Anyway , I'd rnthnr live In Montana City than Chicago , " ventured Mra. Bines. "Whatever prldo you may feel In your discernment IM amply justified , " replied her son , performing before the amazed lady a bow that Indicate ! the lowest depths of slavish deference. "I am now , " ho continued , "going out to pace the floor of this locomotive boudoir for n few exhilarating breaths of smoke , and pretend to myself that I'vo got to live In Chicago forever. A little disciplines like that Is salutary to keep one from forgetting the gicit blessing which a merciful Providence has conferred upon ono. " "I'll walk a bit with you , " said hla sister , donning her jacket and a cap. "Ixst my remarks have scorned In determinate1 , madam , " sternly contin ued Pcrcival at the door of the car , j. ; ' "permit mo to add that If Chicago were Heaven I should at once enter upon a I'1 Hfo of crime. Do not ai.ect to mlsiin- id dorstaud mo , I bog of you. I should r leave no nvoiiuo of salvation open to i ) my precious soul. I should Incur no - risk of being numbnrod among t ! e saved. I should bo b-n-el , anil I Bho.iUl . e sit up nights te > invent now ways of e evil. If I Iriel any leisure left from is bolng ns wl.-ked as 1 could he , I she ii I devote it to teaching those I love I b > v , " to become abandoned. I should d m > t to loeu Issue a pamphlet , 'How u > M nt Perdition Without a Master. I etirn in id Be Wlckeel In Your Own Homo in TI n Lessons. Instruction ! ) Sent Securely " Sealed from Observation. Thousands lie of Testimonials from the Mont Accom- d. pllshed Reprobates of the Day. ' 1 trust k. that you will never again so far forget at > ourself as to utter that word 'Chi- n. cago' In my presence. If you feel that Ityou must glvo way to the evil impulse , iw go off by yourself and utter the name ne behind the protection of closed doors h- j where this Innocent girl cannot hear ho'you. ' . Come , sister. Otherwise I may