THE FALLS CITY TRIBUNE , FRIDAY , DECEMBER , 8 1905
THE FALLS CITY TRIBUNE
Kiitcrctl as second-class matter as
Falls City , Nebraska , post ollkc , Janu
ary 12 , l'H)4 , under the Act of Con rest
of'March 3 , 187'J.
Published every I'riday at KatN City ,
Nebraska , liy
The Tribune Publishing Compivny
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TELEPHONE 2.2.6.
Every creature ever created
was born under sentence of death.
Other tilings may or may not
transpire , but this sentence is
sure of execution.
If you are not a subscriber to
iliis newspaper we would be glad
to have you become so. A dollar
lar puts your name to the good
until January 1st , 1907.
'Phc supreme court made short
work of the Tucker jury law.
The case was submitted at eleven
o'clock a. in. , and the law found
unconstitutional before the noon
adjournment.
The merchant who tells yon
what he has for sale and publicly
announces what he is asking for
is the merchant you can trust.
No man makes public those
things of which he is ashamed.
Congressman Pollard has his
hands full of postoflice lights.
Shubcrt has a hot one on hand
and Verdon is brewing one. Pat
ronage is the curse of a congress
man , and a strong man is requir
ed to properly use it.
The heads of several threat
railroad systems constituting an
advisory board have solemnly
declared that the President's
railroad rate policy is antagonis
tic to the best interests of tin-
people. Sad isn't it ,
1'Jvery true republican seems
agreed on the proposition that
the only thiiur to be done is to
remain true to the faith , to nom
inate1 the best material in the
party and to trust to the good
judgment of the voters for suc
cess. It is better to suffer a
thousand defeats than to run
away from the battle. It is
greater to deserve success than to
attain it.
Among the many resolutions
every man makes the 1st of Jan
uary is that of living more eco
nomically the next year. It is
sometimes hard to convince seme
people that a dollar saved is as
good as a dollar earned , If you
are one of the wise men who ap
preciate this fact , we beg leave to
call to your attention the claims
of The Tribune as the newspaper
that prints all the news for a
dollar a year.
Falls City has considered its
own interest in the solution ol
the telephone muddle. Tin
writer has talked with many ol
the subscribers to the mutual
companies and with one accord
they have declared their inten
tion of showing their apprecia
tion of the consideration given
them by making Falls City theii
trade headquarters. This is as
it should be and The Tribune is
very proud of the part it ha ;
played in the creation of a bettei
feeling between the local mer
chant and his natural customer
Have you been doing goo <
work this year without propc
appreciation ? Don't be discour
aged , the public will find you ou
in its own good time. If it does
n't , the satisfaction of a dut ]
well performed makes the gaiiu
worth the candle. Your abilit ;
will be discovered however , don'
worry. This is the age of th
man who does. The world need
him and seeks him assiduously
You will get what'b coming. Kt
member what Emerson snid "I
a man can preach a better sei
mon. write a better book , c
build a better mouse trap tha
his neighbor , though he buil
his house in the woods , all th
world will make a beaten pat
to his door. "
There was something appealing"
Iv pathetic about the Thanksgiv
ing exorcises in the primary room
of the schools last week. Each
little chap had a piece to speak ,
and each piece told of the turkeys
pics , cakes and other good things
bout thanksgiving that arc so
ttractive to a child. Judging
rom appearances it is reason-
bly certain that many of the
ttlc speakers were telling of
oed things that they were note
o enjoy. That as they stood be-
ore the school telling of the
.Treat smoking turkey and the
ttmpkin pic , their minds were
till of the sorrowful thought
hat thanks giving might mean
hat to some of their school
lates but it had never meant that
o them. Poverty is not a crime
> ut it has made sad the hearts of
lany children and denied them
. .oniiof those things which go to
lake childhood glorious.
A Strong Display.
One of the strongest news-
) aper display advertisements
hat has come to our notice re-
cntly is that inserted by the
'liamhcrlain Furniture Co. It
s a 1-1 inch double column , di-
, rided into live panels , on each
ne of which appears in display
ype an announcement of some
xlensively advertised commod-
ty such as Globe-Wernicke
ookcases , McDougall kitchen
abinet and Karpen leather fur-
iture , for which this linn has
ole agency. With such a select
rray of advertised goods , it is
o wonder that Oincinnatti peo.
> le have the impression that
verything worth having in the
nrniture line is to be found at
he Chamberlain corner. Gin-
linnatli Daily Doings.
This ad must have been the
ounterpart of the ad of Keavis
t Abbey that appears on page
even of this weeks issue of The
Tribune. This ( inn likewise
las the sole agency for these
.roods which are generally rec.
jgni/.ed as .standing in a class
> y themselves.
Judge Coiioe Under Arrest.
Judge P. Cohoe or "Jay" Co-
lee , as he is commonly called ,
, vas arrested on Tuesday charged
, vith the grand larceny of 62.00C
K'longiug to Joe Albrecht , whc
s in the insame asylum.
As stated in this paper early in
Oct. , he found some buried mon
ey in the cellar ( so he called ) ol
he Albrecht house , in .vliich he
tfas residing. He saw R. C
3oyd of the Carson bank , who is
n charge of Albrccht's affair.and
o him Cohoe stated that his con
science was troubling him ; he
couldn't sleep nights and was
generally broken up , so though !
best to tell him he had found S80C
n the cellar of his house. Latci
le stated he had found $845 ,
Shortly after this Young , the
shoe man , brought a 20 dollar
) ill to the bank to see if it was
good. lie was told it was all o 1
but had been buried , and on be
ng asked as to who had givoi
it to him , stated that it was
oboe.
This brought matters to a heac
and a triangular meeting was
held in Judge McCarty's office be
twcen the Judge. Mr. Boyd ant
Cohoe. Cohoe claimed that IK
had consulted attorneys win
cautioned him to hold on to tin
money until a suitable awan
would be fixed for his turning i
over.
over.He
He also stated that the amoun
was $850. The judge told hiti
that it was useless for him to b
hired or bribed to give ii ]
the money and quietly sent t\i \
sheriff for Mrs. Cohoe.
On her arrival and beitij
questioned she stated that tin
amount found was $1800. Coho
stated that this was right and ot
being accompanied by the sheril
turned over to him that amoun
in an oyster can , which gav <
evidence of having been buried
This Deemed to settle the matte
and for a week or so all wa
quiet as Cohoe had promised t
turn over any future finds. Bu
again came that troublesome cor
science and with it tame Mr.
Cohoe again to the bank.
It was simply heartrending this
time. He had found more mon
ey , he said in a bottle ; gold , he
hud felt the need of a drink , he
had also taken it , he also took
others ; then he went into a
rather dnzcd condition , or trance.
Shortly after he found himself
at the depot ; again a hiatus of
mi'inory ; then he discovered him
self in a poker game at Nebraska
City with a policeman looking at
him ; the policeman was holding
a dog ; Cohoe wanted it ; police
man sold it and Cohoe gave him
a $20 gold piece. Again a lapse
of memory ; Cohoe on his return
to things mundane found himself
looking at the Douglas county
court house in Omaha. He at
once returned to Auburn and had
come forthwith to Mr. Boyd
with the $145 in gold which re
mained from his trance.
From all the sights , moans
nd self reproaches of the man ,
Ir. Boyd drew his own conclu-
ions ; and an investigation be-
ig quietly set on foot developed
he fact that .Cohoe did really
isit the places indicated in his
tory.
Further investigation dcveiop-
d the finding of some of Al-
rccht's papers buried in a wood
bed , in which he keeps a memo
f three separate amounts hidden
loney. vix $1,800 which Cohoe
ound and turned over ; $1,000 in
; o\i\ \ \ which he admits to have
bund later and of which he
laims to have spent all but the
145 turned over to Mr. Boyd ;
nd $1,000 in currency which he
laims to have no knowledge of
vhatever.
Persons with whom he came in
ontact during his scries of traces
tate that he was in possession
if a large roll of bills. His ar-
est is for the purpose of detenu-
ning how much money he has
actually found , to punish him foi
ts appropriation for his own usi
ind to rescue what remains oi
lis later discoveries. He was
) laced under $2,000 which IK
ailed to give.
All the circumstances beiiu
alcen in consideration and hi ;
icculiar actions , his conllictin .
statements and his being inlluen
: cd by what he terms 'conscience
votild tend to indicate that all islet
lot exactly right with Mr-Cohoe !
nental faculties. Auburn Her
ild.
Roberts has a full line of holi
lay goods at saving prices.
Ben King returned Wednesday
rom Clearmont , Wyoming.
Roberts has his Holiday good ;
narked in plain figures , you pai
or what you get no more.
Christmas tree ornaments it
great variety , also candles am
lolders at Wanners.
Mrs. Fast returned Wednesday
from Corning , Mo. , where sh <
spent the past week with he :
Kirents.
Our holiday goods are sold 01
the same margin as our othe
goods , which means 100 cent
worth for every dollar.
Miss Nora Schafer of Rowan ,
Iowa who has been visiting it
this city left Tuesday for a brie
visit to her cousin Mrs. Sam Ste
wart at Reserve.
Are you looking for books fo
the children or the newest am
latest novel , then go to Wanner
Drug store where you will fin <
what you want-
When you go to A. G. Wanne
for your Christinas shopping yo
will be both pleased and satisfiei
as the assortment is right an
the prices are right.
Notice.
As is well known over th
county , Prof. T. J. Oliver , Prir
cipal of the Barada Schools , wi
assume the duties of the office c
county superintendent the first c
the new year. The Barad
School Board are looking for
strong teacher to succeed Prol
Oliver. They will pay $55. p <
month. A male teacher prefe
ed. Applications solicited.
Harry Simons was up from 1
Rtilo Wednesday. '
litta Idol came up ftoin White
Cloud last Saturday.
Walter Banks of Preston spent
Wednesday in this city.
S , F. Dodge was down from
Humboldt last Saturday.
J. W. Jacksb'n returned to his
home in Rtilo Saturday.
Mr. Duff made a business trip
to Auburn on Wednesday.
Mrs. Hall of Preston was shop
ping in this city Wednesday.
Mrs. Frank Stohr returned
Wednesday from St. Joseph.
F. Terrel returned on Wednes
day of this week from Clearmont
Wyoming.
Mrs. May Xeiglcr of Rule was
transacting business affairs here
Wednesday.
Mrs. Tracy Courtrightof Pres
ton spent Wednesday with Falls
City friends.
Mrs. L. E. Hayes and child of
Howe arc visiting with Ed Hayes
and family ,
Go to see Roberts for holiday
goods , he is the man that saves
*
you inone } ' .
Ike Lyons jr. was a B. & M.
passenger the first of the week
for Sioux City , Iowa.
Dr. Gillispeof Reserve was a
guest at the Union House on Sat
urday of the past week.
Mrs. J. M. Wright son and
daughter of Auburn are visiting
with her brother Ed Haves.
Clarence Simmons returned
Wednesday from a three months
trip to Clearmont , Wyoming.
Don't forget the date of John
Ilutchings sale Thursday , Dec.
14. Read his ad in another col
umn.
C. F. Reavis was before the
United States court in Omaha
Monday and Tuesday of this
week.
Mrs. Belle Stitxer and children
who formerly lived in this city ,
are spending the week with old
friends here.
Agents Wanted to sell nursery
stock. Trees are strictly first
class. Liberal commission.
Phone 218. Falls City Nursery.
Mrs. Bordner who has been
visiting with her daughter Mrs.
Jesse Whetstine returned on Mon
day to her home in Washington
Kansas.
Patrick Gunn is suffering from
a severe attack of erysipelas at
his home two miles east of this
city. It is hoped that he will
soon recover.
Mr. and Mrs. Fred Goldman
and baby came up from Bart-
lettsville , I. T. and will spend
the winter with his parents J.
Goldman and wife.
A. G. Wanner has a large line
of holiday goods and offers an
excellent opportunity for eco
nomical and satisfactory Christ
mas buying that no one can af
ford to miss. Come and see for
yourself.
The President's message con
tains 20,000 words and requires
four pages of the ordinary news
paper to print. It covers all
questions of national import ,
dealing especially with railroad
rates. The message is too long.
Not one man in a thousand will
wade through it. While it is an
able state document , it should
have been condensed at least one
half.
A Correction.
The Tribune desires to cor
rect the statement made in last
weeks issue that a dance was
given at St. Thomas rector } ' .
Poultry Wanted.
I will pay Y\c. per pound foi
hens and springs. Prices good
until December 9-
9P.
P. H. HKKMES.
A GOOD WAY
V
TO SAVE HONEY
Is to deposit ; t portion of your earjiings
each week or each month with the : : : :
FALLS CITY STATE BANK
Remember there is no business , so small
and none so large , but that this batik will
give it caivful attention. This bank sol
icits your business and does everything
it can to merit it.
CHRISTMAS WATCHES
Watches have a heavy res
ponsibility to bear in keep
ing their owner up to time
For that reason if for no
other a FULLY WAR
RANTED watch is a nec-
esaity to everyone , wheth-
r the case be plain silver
or diamond set solid gold
Our watches are fitted with standard works , everyone
of which is covered with the makers guarantee , any
fault will be cheerfully rectified.
We have a complete stock of men's , women's ,
boy's and girl's watches which it will be profitable for
you to inspect before you make any purchases. Come
in and compare our prices.
A. E. JAQUET
THE OLD RELIABLE JEWELER
PUBLIC SALE
Tnursclay , December 14
On tin * iibovtdull - 1 will -ell nil
of my pfisumil propci ly rniiMbliiiu
of
Horses , Mules ,
Cattle , Hogs , Farm
Implements , Hay , Grain.
This is M tint' ehnnce to get M > no
good young stork. Farm Ii
northeast of Falln City.
JOHN HUTCHING ? .
John Young is now employed
at the Union House.
F. French of Nebraska City
spent Monday here.
Robert Cain , Sr. was a Thurs
day visitor in this city.
MrsG. . W. Goolsby was down
from Verdon the first of the
week.
Supervisor W. J. McCray of
Stella transacted business affairs
here Friday.
Geo. T. Strains and wife of
Beatrice were guests at the City
Hotel on Wednesday.
Mrs. Grant Sperry left Wednes
day morning from a brief visit
with her sister Mrs. Pearl Point
er in Barnard , Mo.
Miss Edna West , a very hand
some and clever exponent of in
genues , has been engaged by
Manager Charles H. Yale to play
the part of the heroine , Madeline
in the twenty-fourth edition of
"The Everlasting Devil's Auc
tion. " At the Gehling Theatre
Thursday December 14.
Glenn M. Campbell of Omaha
spent Sunday last in this city ,
the guest of I. S. Mead and fam
ily. Mrs. Campbell had been
visiting here parents her for a
couple of weeks and her husband
joined her at this time. He is a
painter in the employ of the
Omaha Painting Company and
on Monday made this office force
a pleasant call.
GeKling
Theatre
Thursday , December 14
CHARLES H. YALE'S
EVERLASTING
DEVIL'S
AUCTION
24th Edition and Best Ever
Truly a Wonderful Per
formance -Everything
New but the Title
5 European Specialties
5 Wonderful Transformations
mations
3 Magnificent Ballets
3 Startling Electrical
Effects
40 People in the Cast
A HOST OF GOOD THINGS
Prices 50 , 75 and $ i oo
Brethren Church.
Peaching at 10:45 : a. in. and
7:30 p. m. by the pastor who will
begins his 3rd year of prstorate.
Morning subject , * 'A Tried Reli
gion. " Evening subject , "Falls
City's Happy Men. " Sunday
school at 9:45 : a. m. All are
welcome.
E. EHASKINS , Pastor.
H. T. Gardner returned Thurs
day morning from an extended
visit with his mother , in Canada
This is the first time on many
years that Mr. Gardner has seen
his mother , and it was a trip of
great pleasure.