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THE FALLS CITY TRIBUNE , FRIDAY , AUGUST 25 1905. With The Philosophers , ( KUOM THE YOUK TIMES ) You have to cultivate any thing1 good if you want it to grow. "Weeds and meanness are spontaneous. Did you sec any corn eight feet high ut thai summer resort where yon have been ? Very little is heard about tramps of late. The generation bred by the democratic times is passing away and there arc no recruits. A hole will be made in the ground when you die but there will be no perceptible cavity in the busy world above ground , It is said the male mosqui toes do not bite. There is al ways a female in the case , ever a case of yellow fever. ( FROM THE FHEMONT TIUUUNE. ) A "woman's idea of econom } is to buy a new dress to matcl some old buttons. It is worth something tolearr to give others credit for gooc for good intentions. It is dan gcrous to lapse Into the liabi of discounting everybody's mo tives. The man of real courage ii not necessarily one who bragi most about it. Gas Addicks has become ai editor , which is evidence of hi real purpose to reform. When Paul Morton cut ol Chauncy Depew's $20,000 Equi table sinecure he chopped hi own salary down a like amount leaving it at $80,000 , to she ; his impartiality. You sec ther was no robbing of Chauncy 't pay Paul. niXUY IN STATE JOUKNAL. ' Thus far the weather ha been fine but old Sol was in hi strength from the evidence ( the prcspiration seen upon tli brow of everyone. Of course if you know it is si that ends the argument. Are you ambitious to cut wide swath in the world ? Ci it out. A Denver story writer saj that "The brow of the ileetir horse thief was beeded wi < honest perspiration. " Thi shows the inllueuce of cnviro inent upon one's mode o thought. ( PROM THE ATCIUSON GLOUE. Anything will do for a wotnai hat. Women call it " " "figure" ; mt call it "shape. " We suppose "sylph-like form means when one is thin cnouf. to break in two. When we see some people v feel like inventing a word th is stronger than "crank. " A well known Atchisonloaf hasn't been doing much forse eral years , but he has quit d ing that. Next to a husband who tel his wife all he knows , a worni - likes a house with plenty closets. An Atchison colored girl i fuses to wear a white drw "I'd look liice a fly in the bi termilk , " she says. It is related that when a c < tain Atchison couple when their bridal trip they took lunch with them. A man never so much doub the intelligence of woman when passing the windows ol millinery store. The man who is always sr mg he is "as good as anybodj also says a great deal abc living in a "free country. " As Mr. King , of Falls City v driving his "Devil Wagon" do Sixth street yesterday afternc Mrs. Cyphers' horse scared z threw her on the ground bruisi her arm badly. She got up he ever and pluckily held the ho till the automobile had passed Hiawatha "World. Walter Shubert of Broken 1 : I. T. and wife were in this ( Saturday the guest of friends. An Orphan Nation. The singular spectacle IB pro. Honied in Europe of n great , in telligent and progressive peopk now practically free and independ ent peddling their throne about among thu princes of the noii/.li borhood bugging for some one tc rule them. When Norway broki from her ancient association witl : Sweden it was assumed by man } that the opportunity would be eagerly eoi/cd upon by tlio libera element of tlio population to in Btituto u republican form of gov ernment. This seemed the tint urnl and logical outcome of i movement instigated by the peopl < themselves and resulting in tern pornry Rolf-government. How deep-sented is the Bonti mo nl and prejudice among tin peoples of Europe in favor of tin monarchical form of govcrnmen ib well illustrated in this Norwu ; incident. One of the first acts o the storthing after the breach witl Sweden wns to pass measures in auring a continuation of a mon nrchical form of administration although there was no heir to th throne. This action was taken t appease tlio European monarchic and gain their sympathy and BUI : port. It IB easy to understand tli preponderating influence of Em peror William in Norway and th jealousy with which he insist upon tlio retention of a monnro ind discourages the spread c republicanism on the Continon In this sentiment , of course , a the other rulers fully concnrrec But the situation seemed incoi grnons when Norway , after brenl ing thu bonds that held her t Sweden , turned around and a ] pealed to King Oscar to perm Prince Borimdotto to occupy tli new throne. This action may t explained on tlio ground that tl ; Swedish prince has always bee particularly friendly to the No wegians and has neglected no o portunity to foster their interest That ho would make a just ai able king for them there is litt doubt. But his august father , wl was repudiated by Norway , qann bring himself to consent to such i arrangement. In the event Bernadotto cannot accept t h throne , Norway will turn to De f mark mid ask that one of tl Danish princes bo assigned rule her. If this last effort fai then there is a slight chance thai republic mny bo formed. The people of Norway are not bio for their sturdy industi wholesome courage and high i tellectual ideals. So far as capo ity for self-government ie co corned they are second to nor This hardy Northern race has i ways been remarkable for : resistance to oppression. Perha no country in all Europe is me promising ground for the spre of political independence. \ Norway is hawking her thro about as a gift to some ali prince. It is indeed an anom OUB situation. Kansas City Jot nal. Press Notes. The fellows at the barber sh nearly got into a row in discuss ! the number of seeds in a wat < melon. They ate two watermelo and counted the seeds in bol There were 1501 in one and 10 in another both the same si/ ; s melon and neither one worth is diiru. Hiawatha world n It is only'the silvor-strit ; mosquito that carries the yell fevor. Before you let a mosqu bite you , bo sure to carefully i nmine the stripes on his body Merrill News. A great many people in Cc ratio who lug rocks three or f < miles to deposit on the grave , Helen Hunt Jackson don't kn whether she was a tight rope j former or a high diver , but scenery is well worth the paine _ Fnirbury News. While taking the heavy wn > out of the shed Tuesday morni MV Garrett I Quinlan received sc ity painful injuries by being str I in the side with the wagon torif Dr. Waggoner wae called to attend him and found that his wounds were more painful than serious , but will keep him confined to the house for a few days at least. Dawson Newsboy. At the request of the mayor the four cars used by the show were not unloaded until about lOo'cock Sunday night. The Sabbath daj and desires of the church people were thus respected. The Falh City street show was in order anti ready for business on Sunday The sporting element there lint the religious men whipped. Hia- wntlm World. Nebraska in too busy to have n great amount of interest in the state election. When business if booming and farmers arc at theii wits ends to know how to take care of their splendid crops , poli tics fail to rouse any great en tli us iasm. The conventions do no meet until late in the season , am the campaign will be short. I th odd year election were nbol tailed , few would regret it. Nor folk News. Even the corn fields are tryiiij their best to help put Nebrnski out of the list of populism am pessimism With big corn crop and a largo republican ij.njoritj we can hold our heads as lii h n any of thorn. Wausa Gazette. W. J. Bryan And Carrie Nation Meet. It was a fortuitous combina tion of circumstances whicl brought about a conjunction o two planets in the reform skie at the St. Louis Union static last Saturday night. Hon. W J. Bryan and Mrs. Carrie Nn tion were both there and bet awaiting their departure on th same train out to fill dates a Illinois towns. In this way th planets were brought in cor junction. The one from Kans appears to have dimmed in lus ter , for the nonce , the one froi Nebraska. Mrs. Nation assur ed Mr Bryan that he was i stainless knight , with shield ui stained by tobacco smoke an with breath untainted by th odor of rum. Mrs. Nation st Mr. Bryan on a pedest ; and figuratively fell down an worshiped him. And in so d < ing she struck the name of Fol off the list of the anointed. SI : had heard of his taking a drin of whiskey and omitting to d lute it with water. Not that d lution could pardon such an o fence in the eyes of Mrs. Natior Taking it raw is no worse i her sight than taking ; it mixei "But , " said she to Mr. Bryai "I won't say anything good < a man who smokes and drinks. Thus at one fell swoop , wi Mr. Folk disposed of. For t does both. The Nebraska planet appeal to have been the one obscure by the conjunction. He d nothing but laugh , while th the one of Kansas shone 01 1- with a brilliancy to dazzle th eyes of all beholders. Shesei : ed the opportbnity to address crowd of trainmen and bystam ers on their vile habit of smol ing , and justified her faith I her works in following her ui ual tactics of knocking or pul ing cigars , pipes and cigaretti from the mouths ot all atten ing votaries of nicotine. M Bryan , from the safe elevatic of the rear platfrom of a trail had before his very eyes an ol ject lesson in how to tackle tl w monumental and overshadow tour ing evils of the age. Mrs. N tion showed him how to go t to the help of the Lord again the mighty. Not by mere won said Mrs. Nation to Mr. Brya ur in effect , but by the lorce of strong arms and resolute will ) ofW are the dragons of these degen rate days to be met and eve he come. Still Mr. Bryan on laughed. It is much to be fea ed that Mrs , Nation's work w all in vain. St. Louis Glol on Democrat. IIP George Martin went to H ck watha Friday to spend a f Je.'days ' at the street fair. LONG-WINDED ORATORS. Bo a Texas Legislator Brought an Alarm Clock Into the House Which IB a Success. The unusual sight of a mature and sedate member of the legisla ture standing on the lloor of the house in the midst of Us proceed ings holding aloft u IG-cent alarm clock , decorated with bine ribbons bens , while the alarming depart ment of the machinery WOH in : i state of eruption , was witnessed the other afternoon , and the sight precipitated convulsions und COD fusion emi the part of the member ship , while the pages shrieked wildly and turned somersaults it the aisles. J. J. Blount , of Ander son county , was the owner And'op erator of the clock and the origina tor of the Idea that timepieces should be put to thai use. He wai deadly in earnest too , says tbc Dallas News. Mr. Blouat had on several occa sionB complained of the "wind jamming " in the house and spec ! llcally of the fact that speeches o ten minutes extended beyond tlur time limit. This afternoon lit fihowt'd up In the house with J brand-new clock. He informec those who questioned him about i that he intended to set the clod as each member rose to speak H < that it would call time on hin when the limit under the rules ha < been reached. There were several speeohe during the first hour und a hul of the session , but it chanced tha Cnr.tisHancockjOf Dallas , was th victim of Mr. mount's system The Blanton pure food bill was ur der discussion. Mr. Hancock Imi offered an amendment to protec the retail grocers and was speoli ing to it. He was frequently ir terrupted with , questions an there was frightful disorder , s much that the speaker ( Mr. Hud * pcth in the chair ) ordered the sei gonnt-at-arms to clear the lobbj Just at this juncture and as Mi Hancock was reaching the quii ting point a strong "ting-a-liug rang out above the din. Mi Blonnt arose and held the tin keeper aloft in full view of th howling assemblage. "Steamboats have schedules , s railroads have time cards , and th Twenty-ninth house of represei tativcs must follow its rules , " h declared. Mr. Hancock seemingl believed that he had been specia ly selected as the voctlm of a pra > tical joke , asserted with emphasi his right to be heard in the inte est of the people whom he repr sented , and he scathingly di nounced the spirit which itseeme prompted some members to pe pctrate such pranks. His indigni tion and earnestness were sue that the remainder of his speee was received in respectful silenc The lobby was not cleared. AMERICAN OSTRICHES MAN Four Farms In United States and Ij dustry Is Reported ThrlrinR Year by Year. There are four ostrich farms i the United States and the tw most important are situated i the Salt River valley , Arizon The industry is carried onsncccs fully in the Arizona climate an the birds seem to thrive quite : well as in their foreign habita Mr. Joseph Harbert , of Phoeni imported 1(5 birds from South A rica in 1893 , and placed them c hip farm in the Salt River valle a few miles from the city of Pho nir. A number of the birds dit from the effect * of the journey ar the change of food and climat and during the first years litt progress was made. Their egj were hatched in large incubator and when the business of carii for them was learned it was foui that the Salt River valley bin grew up to be several inches tull < than the imported birds and tl feathers are said to be of bett quality. Gov. Alexander O.Brodi of Arizona , takes great pride the ostrich farming of his ten tory , and he has devoted consi erable space to it in his last a nnal report , showing that 1 believes it will become in time 01 of the leading industries of th region. One bird will yield y pound of feathers at one clippin and they are clipped every cig months. Some of the feathers a sold as high as ? 25 a pound in en ern markets , so it can be read ! seen that it is an industry wor a. while. The ostrich population the two farms near Phoenix I about 1GOO. It's really a pleasure to rocora- ratnd an article with merit. If you have a corn or a bunion and want to rid yourself of it , we recommend Blue-jay a painstaking - taking plaster. Next time your corn hurts , don't swear , toy. " Blue-jay. " Prkje , lOc. x > rn Plastere P.- THE KING PHARMACY Burlington Bulletin. OF ROUND T1UP KATUS. Chicugo and return , on sale dally , 820. 820.St. St. Louis and return , on fiulo daily , 814.15. Portland , Tiicomn and Seattle and return , on gale dully , 845. Portland , Tucoma and Seattle and return , one way via California , on sale August 0 7-8 ! MO-ll-12-iM4-15-lG.17-29. : : io-n : , 850. San FrancNco and Los Angeles and return , $ JG. On sale August Oto 14 , $50. Denver , Colorado Springs and Pueb lo and return , on sale dully , $17.50. On sale August 12 , tivlo , Slo : On sale August : tO to Sept 4 , $10.75. Salt LuVo , Provo , Price and Ogden , Utah , and return , on sale daily , $30 50. Grand Junction and Muck , Colo. , and return , on sale dally , $30.50. Yellowbtone Park , through and in cluding hotels and stage , and return , on sale daily , $75. Detroit and return , on sale August 13 , 14. $21. Pittsburg , Pa. , and return , on sale August 18 , 10 , $23.50. Richmond , Vu. , and return , on sal-j Septemder 8 to 11 , $33.15. Chattanooga , Tenn. , and return , on sale September 14 to 16 , $23.65. Philadelphia and return , on sale September 14 to 16 , $32.15. Cody , Wyo. , Black Hills and Hot Springs , S. D. , approximately half rules all summer. Milwaukee and southern Wisconsin points , Michigan resorts on Lakus Michigan and Huron , Canada , Maine and New England , St. Lawrence and Lake Cutnplain regions , very low tour ist rates dully. If you will cull or write , It will be a pleasure to advise you about rates , truln service , to reserve you a berth , and to try to make your trip a com fortable one. G. S. STEWART , 84-1 AcentC. U. &Q. Ry. Nothing on ( he Market Equal to Cham berlain's Colic , Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. This fact is well known to druggists everywhere , and nine out of ten will Rive their customers this preparation when the best is asked for. Mr. Obe Witrncr , a prominent druggist of Joplin - lin , Mo. , in a circular to his customer * saye : "There is nothing on the market in the way of patent medicine which * equals Chamberlain's Colic , Cholera a and Diarrhoea Remedy for bowel com plaints. We sell and recommend thli preparation. " For bale at Kerr'f drug store. Closing out Sale of Clothing. Our closing out sale of cloth ing still continues and we art still offering exceptional bar gains. "We would call especial attention to three hundred pairs o ( all wool worsted trousers anc at the price , each pair is a bar gain in itself. This is a'genu ine closing out sale , and as sucl g it embraces high class goods a' ' low class prices. Our fine lint of clothing is being sacrificed and to miss this sale is to mis ; a splendid opportunity. P. Cleveland. 'Missouri ' Pacific Railway Time Table , Falls City , Neb. NOKTH No. 105 Omaha and Lincoln Express A 1:57 a n No. 103 Omaha and Lincoln passenger A 1:00 p 11 No. 191 Local Freight , Au burn A IsW ) p n SOUTH e No. 106 Kansas City and St. t- Louis and Denver A 3:10 : a n ty No. 108 Kansas City and St. y Louis and Denver Al:25pn : h No. 192 Local , Atchison. . 10:30 a n No. 164 Stock Freight , Hiawatha - awatha , A 10:20 : p n is A. Daily. B. Daily except Sunday J. B. VAKNKK , Agent. TIME TABLE Falls City. Neb. Lincoln Denver Omaha Helena Chicago Butte St. Joseph Salt Lake City Kansas City Portland St. Louis and all San Francisco points east and and all points south. west. TRAINS I.UAVK AS KOW.OWS : No. 42. Portland St. Louis Special , St. Joseph , Kansas City , St. Louis and all points east and south 7:20 p m No. 13. Vestibuled express , daily , Denver and all points west and northwest 1:25 : a m No. 14. Vestibuled express , daily , St. Joe , Kan sas City , St. Louis and all points east and south 7:47 : a m No. IS. Vestibuled express , daily , Denver , and all points west and northwest 1:28 p m Nc 16. Vestibuled express daily , St. Joe , Kan sas City , St Louis Chicago and points cast and south 4:25 : p m No. 20. Local express daily Atchison and points south and west. . . . 4:35 p m No. 41. St. Louis-Portland SpecialLincolnHe lena , Tacoma and Portland without change 10:07 : p in No. 115. Local accommoda tion , daily e x- cept SundaySalem , Neinaha and Ne braska City 11:15 p in Sleeping1 , dining and reeling chair cars ( seats free ) on through trains. Tickets sold and baggage checked to any point in the States or Canada. For information , time tables , maps and tickets , call on or write to G. Stewart , Agent , Palls City , Neb. , or J. Francis. G. P. & T. A. , Omaha. Low Rates On M. P. To Ogden , alt Lake , Colora do prings , Pueblo and Denver and return for one fare plus 50 cents. On sale daily until Suptember 30th. Return limit Oct.,31st. To Philadelphia and return , for one fare plus § 2.00. On sale ept.,14th , to 16th inclusive , re turn limi t ept , , 25th. An ex tension to October 5th , may be had for $1.00. To Hot-Springs Ark. , and re turn for one fare plus $2.00. good for 30 days and on sale daily un til eptetnber 301h. To Lincoln State Fair and re turn for one fare. Tickets on sale ept. 4th. to Sept. , 8th , re turn limit Sept. 9th. To Denver and return account the G , A. R. $10.75 , Tickets on sale August 30th , to Sept. 4th , return limit Sept. 12th. An ex tension on these tickets to Pet 7th for 50 cents. To Kansas City and return for $3.55 August 28th , to 31 inclusive return limit September 5th. To St. Louis and return for $14,15 , return limit October31st. On sale daijy to September 30th. To Chicago and return for $20,00. return limit October 31st. On sale daily daily to September 30th. J. B. VAKNEK. Agt. A little forethought may save you no end of trouble. Anyone who makes it a rule to keep Chamberlain's Colic , Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy at hand knows this to be a fact. For sale at Ktrr's drug store. A. E. Wolfe D. O. Osteopathic Physician Oflice over Lyford's store. Residence at National Hotel FALLS CITY NEBRASKA